Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697606041
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc_Ule7xbf0
Akiko claimed
>>697628085
>Shiro
I'll probably starve before Linia gets off me
>>697628642
Such as?
>>697628457
>Mercy
>The way people use the word is to mean someone who actually has standards.
Called it
>Waifu never dies
for a price
>>697629303
>claps
Clammed
The doctor prescribes LIQUOR.
QOTT: What's /waifu/'s favorite beer? Hard liquor?
>Guinness or Oland Export
>the old black rum
>>697629303
The problem is what one person calls normal behavior, for example lol "could you please take this seriously and not build ad Karthus in ranked?" the other person calls going reeee, that's why I think it's a retarded insult.
And sorry I keep pulling in vidya, I'm a self admitted pleb in terms of music. That might also be an indicator of my mentality, I freely admit and step down when I'm not confident in being "right".
Doll claimed.
You don't realise how big your house is until you have to clean it.
>claiming yume
Claimed.
>>697629303
Remember though having an appreciation for art is not the same as taking 2 seconds off your time to save a picture the proper way.
You're comparing apples to oranges.
Art is subjective, saving a whole picture with the highest resolution you can find however is not.
>>697629685
inb4 Europoors shit talking American Beer.
I drink Busch.
>>697629685
The cheapest I can find that's not undrinkable.
Yohane claimed
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>>697629685
>>697629889
Pretty much this.
Hello everyone
Claiming Winry!
>>697630138
Hi.
>>697630165
Fine claim there anon.
>>697629685
mead is my favorite by far. Elderberry mead is my favorite of the favorites
Hot sake is alright, as is peach liquor and most ciders
I'm an incorrigable sweet tooth and a novice alcoholic
>>697629704
>clean my place
>literally 30 minutes to vacuum and dust
I'm fine with this
>>697629807
Never heard of Busch
It any good?
>>697629743
But you get what I'm trying to say, right? Expecting an acceptable amount of effort is different from expecting autistic levels of obsession and devotion. Only one of those things is ACTUAL elitism.
>>697630165
>not General Armstrong
>not Sheska
>not the worst taste I've ever seen
Noice. Smart, stronk, will replace all the limbs you lose doing stupid shit. Good.
>>697630357
Good? Well that is relative.
Cheap? Yes, yes it is.
>>697630029
>>697630472
Weird, my NS didn't work there.
claiming best waifu
Shygal claimed.
How's it going, fellow people of the internet?
>>697630357
american large-scale brewing is just shitwater, not even worthy of pisswater
>>697630554
It goes. You?
>>697630225
Oh hey, how's it going?
>>697630357
I've had and enjoyed mead. Never had hot sake. I have a tendency to either nurse 3 beer over the couse of a night or drink the high-proof shit at a rate that should kill me.
>>697630545
>Chi
>fucking Chi
>sentient computer
>stronk
>fucks up other computers
>innocent as a kitten
>hugs and snuggles ad infinitum
>this fucking claim
Good fucking taste, anon.
>>697630619
There it is!
There is the Eurocuck shitting on American Beer because the mudslimes took his.
>>697630382
Sure, but having dedication is something that I expect out of people here, since I assumed you to be autists from the get-go. That's why I'm still here anyways, I am an autist too.
Plus I could care less what I'm called to be honest.
>>697630382
>Expecting an acceptable amount of effort is different from expecting autistic levels of obsession and devotion
But who's the judge?
>>697629728
Hey Yume.
>>697630138
Yo Mio.
>>697630357
>Mead
Makoto recommended mead to me, said it's more sweet than most alcohol. Any type I should start with?
>>697630802
Hey, the Mexicans called.
They want their jobs back.
Fun fact: American and other beers are actually equal in alcohol content. Thing is, American alcohol content is measured by mass while LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD measures it by volume. Kinda like how they still insist on the outdated and archaic Imperial system of measurement. This has created the false perception that American beer is weaker.
>>697630677
Just being bored, hanging out w/ friends.
>>697630989
I don't have a lot of expertise in the mead area, but I had some home-brewed at a party once a few years ago and it was amazing
tasted like alcoholic root beer, and not those shitty flavored malt beverages that mascarade as "hard root beers".
I can't guarantee that all meads taste like that/as good, but I know there is good mead out there for sure
>>697631001
Sure, they can sweep my schools, unclog my toilet, lay my sidewalks and roads, slaughter my raw food, cook my raw food, and wait for me at my restaurant.
They can also mow my yard, fix my car, and re-shingle my roof.
I sure as hell don't want to do that shit.
Make America Great Again and all that.
Wait no. Build a wall!
>Trump isn't after gangstas and cartels, he's after Jose Gonzalez, the hard working, visa holding, truck driver bringing in aeronautic parts and cheap, cheap tequila.
K then.
>>697630790
thank you, I feel there isn't enough appreciation for chii/chobits these days
>>697630724
It goes fine, listening to some music, have to go to the store in a few hours, that's gonna suck. How about you?
>>697631133
Ah, hope that goes well. You could play some board games to stop being bored.
>>697631037
Fun fact: Europe doesn't care. If it's American beer, it's shit.
This is why I only talk about Liquor amonst limey shits. Brits*
Hard to knock Jack Daniels after tossing back a few shots, you get just as shitty as your stupid Irish backwash.
>>697631443
It's k, we bout to settle it in smash.
Brb.
>>697631400
I need to get the second omnibus so I can keep reading.
>>697631471
I'm more of a Fireball man when it comes to whiskey. I think it's the cinnamon.
>>697630989
Oh hello! How's it going?
>>697630554
Yo, it's going okay. You?
>>697631443
Why does that suck? I'm okay, kinda bored though. I'm trying to find something to do to keep my attention since I don't want to play any more games right now
>>697630545
>turn on by sticking it in her vagoo
>plus this
>>697630790
>>697631668
Fireball?
I don't like it. Would actually drink Cinnamon Schnapps before Cinnamon Whiskey.
>>697631710
That means I have to go outside, that's why it sucks.
>>697631300
Ah fair enough then. If it tastes like you say then I have no idea why I haven't heard of it, it sounds pretty good. I'm a pleb when it comes to alcohol so something a bit sweeter, like an alcoholic root beer, would suit me fine.
Just looked up bars that sell mead, apparently a lot of them do, so I'm sure I'll be able to try for the better ones. Can't believe I've never seen it ordered.
>>697631710
Going pretty well, all I've really done is clean the house a bit really. You?
>>697630989
You mad white boy? Then I will prescribe you Xanax. You see sometimes we are angry for reasons we no longer remember and have the hatred boil up inside us. This is not healthy and rest assured you will not have to keep ingesting it it will be only temporarily. I will make you an appointment with our psychologist and she will keep track of your progress. Eat healthy a lot of fruits you know how they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Avoid stressful situations when you can. Take 2 pills one in the morning at diner and one at evening at diner with a big glass of water.
Side effects include:
Being forgetful
changes in patterns and rhythms of speech
clumsiness or unsteadiness
difficulty with coordination
discouragement
drowsiness
feeling sad or empty
irritability
lack of appetite
lightheadedness
loss of interest or pleasure
relaxed and calm
shakiness and unsteady walk
sleepiness or unusual drowsiness
slurred speech
tiredness
trouble concentrating
trouble in speaking
trouble performing routine tasks
trouble sleeping
unsteadiness trembling
or other problems with muscle control or coordination
unusual tiredness or weakness call me if you experience any of these.
I will see you again next tuesday at 10am or 7pm whatever fits you best. Have a pleasant day sir.
>>697632445
If you want good mead, go to a ren fair. There are usually tons of local brewers that set up shop at these places. You can probably find some at your nearest, largest grocery store, but you'll want to stay away from anything that is labeled as a "malt beverage," as they are not really brewed, but flavored with syrup
>>697629453
mandatory cc claim
thanks to the help of a very kind member of this community i only have to get 10 more pics and i have pretty much every cc pic out there.
(those 10 pics will take me some time to get as i will have to ask the artist if i can have them)
>>697632114
Oh, yeah I guess that's true. But going outside is good. I don't go outside that often, I should get out more
>>697632445
Oh I see. It goes okay, just sitting here trying to find something to do today. Well at least for the next few hours or so.
>>697632691
>i will have to ask the artist if i can have them
what?
>>697632445
Yo.
I beat the blood starved beast last night. Had almost 20k for the ludwig holy sword and some dude with a bag jumped on me! i woke up in a jail cell with all my souls gone i was so pissed.
Discovered like some weird erea tho/
>>697632855
two years ago a friend of mine in Ireland drew 10 cc pics, i have to go back to Ireland and ask him if he still has them.
if not, they are gone forever.
or until i get my flashdrive fixed (if they can be fixed)
>>697632787
I hate going outside, being the anti-social autistic fuck I am.
>>697633102
ok, i thought you were moral-crusading against screencaps to bypass watermarks.
>continue as you were, glhf
what up ya'll
>>697632481
Thanks Dr Black.
>>697632647
Gah, the only ren fair anytime soon is the halfway across the country for me. Might see if I can convince a couple of people for a day out. A local supermarket has some apparently, but I'm not sure if they're malt based. Will have to pop in and check.
>>697632691
Hey CC.
How many pics you got overall now?
>>697632787
Hmm maybe play some games? I'm probably gonna pick up bloodborne again for the last part of my day.
>>697632992
Ayy Shino.
Good job with Flap face. Yeah it's called the hidden village. It's pretty tough for the level you usually get there at. There is an optional boss there though. Did you kill the powder keg in the end? Also you find this set ^ there too.
>>697633136
Is it that bad? I'm pretty anti-social but still I try to go out every now and then. I'm tempted to go out in the next few days just to get some food.
>>697633842
I might if some people come on, but I've been playing alone all day so I'm kinda bored of doing that. What's Bloodborne?
>>697633955
It's fine, you shouldn't have to know my problems anyways, sorry.
>>697633842
uhhhh....
>>697633955
Its made by Hidetaka Miyazaki who made dark souls it's a PlayStation exclusive and its great.
I picked up a used copy for 15 bucks.
>>697634333
>>697634159
Oh no it's fine, I don't mind
>>697634242
Oh my I see, that's why I haven't heard of it then. I've never touched PlayStation. Or I may have just forgotten about it
>>697634242
>it's a PlayStation exclusive
REEEEEEEE.
I need to get a PS4 just for that shit.
>>697634333
>>697634499
In all fairness its pretty fun. I love playing the Souls games on console.
>>697633955
Always better with others. Oh okay then, I dunno then, that's my go to bored thing. It's part of the souls series, and where my waifu's from.
>>697634187
Holy shit, that's quite a bit alright. I have barely 300 pics, but then again I haven't searched everywhere.
>>697634333
^
My sides
>>697634658
Well I played the first 2 Dark Souls on console aswell because at the time I didn't have a decent enough PC.
Then I switched to PC and replayed them on there and played DkS3 aswell on PC.
I just regret getting an Xbone instead of a PS4, I would've probably used the PS4 more than that other piece of shit.
>>697634333
is this why you like lolis?? so you can do this with them?
>>697634851
Dude I feel that pain i bought an xbone originally.
I also bought a wii u.
I was able to sell my xbone and get ps4 but shit the wii u is worth less then a fuckin 3ds and costed twice as much. They like made no games for wii u, its sad really. All remakes.
Saber claimed
>>697634499
DAILY REMINDER
The souls series was designed ground up for the PlayStation. The best two souls games, Demons Souls and BloodBorne were PlayStation exclusives. All 3 Dark Souls games were designed for the PlayStation and was ported to the PC and Xbox systems
>>697634480
I appreciate the offer though.
>>697635296
Yeah it's pretty retarded, I bought an Xbone cause all my friends played on there at the time, but it was a bad choice from start to end.
Then I just switched to PC and now I didn't touch the thing for almost 2 years, I should probably sell it, should've done it a lot of time ago to get more money.
>They like made no games for wii u, its sad really. All remakes.
Well that's Nintendo for you, I personally would get a Wii U just to play some of the games to chill and stuff, but yeah.
>>697635478
I played and finished Demon Souls, but it's not really that good if you compare it even just to the first DkS.
A lot more clunkier and lacking in almost every aspect compared to the other Souls.
Still, it's obviously the first one and that's to be expected.
It was a good game nonetheless.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>697635753
It was a pretty powerful game in the story aspect
>Cohesive non confusing story
>Quotes like as follows
>"You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from ye.
>"Hunting for Demons are ye, can't you see you're falling for their trap"
>That Maiden Astrea fight
>The death of Ostrava
>Old King Doran
>>697634708
Indeed it is. Oh my I see! I was wondering where she was from
>>697635627
Well if you ever need to talk just ask!
>>697634708
yea, i really have to thank them well some time.
i'm sure you could get more than i have.
through dedication you will complete your collection.
>>697635478
It's sad that I never got to play Demons Souls.
>>697635753
>a lot clunkier and lacking in almost every aspect
Okay nevermind then.
>>697635753
You should really try selling it now rather then later. you could probably still fetch something for it.
The price is dropping on xbone and with the new consols coming out its gonna continue to drop.
Also I do like the wii u for like the zeldas and i picked up mass effect 3 for it. Paid 8 bucks for that..
>>697636171
It's a good game, I played it after playing the first 2 Dark Souls, so obviously my opinion was influenced by that.
It's worth playing anyways.
>>697636022
Well the story was good obviously, just like in every souls.
Aside 2, where the lore had so many plotholes and nonsense things that it was hilarious.
Claimed.
>>697636342
Yeah, the price went down a fuckton.
I really should try to get something from it while I still can.
>Also I do like the wii u for like the zeldas
Yeah I would buy a Wii U just for Nintendo games, like Mario, DK,Zelda or Smash.
Those are the fun games to get on that.
>>697636369
Hello.
>>697630989
Hey you...
I need to give you a name and I need to know where your waifu is from
>>697633955
GET SPOOKED!
>>697636353
Yeah and Dark Souls 2 level design was even weirder
>Go through 3 poison areas in a row
>Go up a elevator
>Suddenly fire area with lava pools
>This is ABOVE A FUCKING FARM
REEEEEEEE
>>697636594
Moonpie
>>697636733
Fluffy Hair.
Rin Tezuka claimed
>>697636650
It's been so long since you've said that
>>697636111
>Nice trips.
Yup. Well it's that during the day, at night I prefer to watch or read something. Yeah, she functions as Bloodborne's firekeeper/level up girl basically. Same VA as the Maiden in black from Demon's Souls too I think.
>>697636112
That was rather nice of them.
I'll give it my best shot anyways. I'm never really sure what to search for, on Pixiv her name got me about 2 good pics yet just Bloodborne got me about 200.
>>697636353
Ah okay, so still worth a play then, but don't expect too much. Got it. I'll see if my brother's willing to lend me his PS3 for it.
>>697635823
Ay a Yuuko!
>>697636594
Cute cow.
>>697636650
Well my waifu's name is just 'A plain doll' so I just call her doll. Shes from bloodborne, ps4 souls series game, and is basically the firekeeper.
Yume's pretty top tier btw. Red hair best hair.
>>697636671
Gotta build that windmill next to the lava fortress. How else will demons get their daily bread?
>>697637440
Cute doll.
>>697637440
Doll face
>>697636958
Well I wasn't here last weekend
>>697637440
Ah ok I only played the Soul games don't own a ps4 but she looks decent enough
>Yume's pretty top tier btw. Red hair best hair.
Yes red hair best hair but most people don't like her much cause in the show you got Marry which seems to be a better waifu but I don't like her and don't let me get started on the oppai loli mage
>>697638077
Tell me how your day was.
And when you are going to bed.
Why is this shit so slow
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>697638431
I am 2 episodes away from finishing Gunslinger Girl. That is what i have been doing with my day.
How about you?
I will go to sleep the moment for are away from your computer~
>>697638671
Smug
>>697638507
It's a good thing
>>697638671
>>697637440
yea, i'll find a way to thank them.
try zerochan, konachan and danbooru
>>697629603
What up /b/ro
Also rawling 4 Rem-rin. How are you guys doing today?
>>697638733
Gorgeous
>>697638747
>>697638733
>Gunslinger Girl
Have fun with them feels.
I've been playing Mass Effect all day like I have the past week, most recently recruited Tali and did Jack's mission
Mine.
Hello all! Making my EUW League account now
>>697639060
What have you been doing?
>>697639241
So far i stand un felt up.
Like a fat chick on a japanese train.
No nigga you do tali's mission last for the lols
>>697639400
Hello best mad scientist
>>697637702
Thanks. How are you?
>>697638077
Nice headphones. Get up to much today?
>>697638293
It's my favourite from the series. I'm fond of her anyway.
Yep it is. Haven't actually watched the show, but I like the look of Yume the most if that counts for anything.
Lolis and magic never work well together, they shouldn't be trusted with it.
>>697638671
That's pretty smug.
>>697638803
I'm sure you will.
Zerochan and Danbooru I've already gone through, haven't tried konachan though, I'll give it a look.
>>697639060
So, what you been up to?
>
>>697638671
>smug/10
I guess i'll get back on the bloodborne grind.
>>697639500
I'm sure its got more feels in the manga, pretty sure that's what my friend who read through and watched through it all.
That's how it worked out actually, I've done everybody's mission but her's, though there is still one spot open in my team and I don't know whose supposed to fill it.
>>697639542
I'm good actually, been playing a lot of Mass Effect 2 lately, how are you?
>>697639500
Hello one of many highschool girls!
>>697639602
Qt pic shiro!
>>697639811
Hey Wisconsin bro
>>697639045
Other than this sudden splitting headache, I'm doing well, you?
>>697637440
Oh my. I see, huh. I'll have to take a look at that game at some point. I'm now playing a game with someone, yay
>>697638293
True, you wasn't
>>697640094
Hey bro.
Got some moonmist in the fridge.
Just so you know every time i see faygo i think of fran now. thanks for that. its weird.
>>697638671
Smallest smug
>>697639542
you will mostly find edits, but you may find 90 new pics at most.
>>697639989
You fucked up fam.
But enjoy your new robotic friend.
>>697640094
The best one
>>697639542
Nope, just watching Gunslinger girls
It's alright.
Now tell me what's wrong with you
>>697640094
Likewise. How are you?
>>697640408
Yeah that's what I thought, it was supposed to be Ashley right? She was a bitch to me.
>>697638671
Remember that clip you sent me? Dude I went there once and it's not that spooky lol. The dolls are placed there just for attracting tourists. Besides that lake smells like shit.
>>697640124
Fine ty. Just woke up and I'm waiting for todays animes to come out. Which animes are you actually watching btw?
>>697640741
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
>>697640592
Na, once you start the end game you get a new companion. This companion is fun to bring on Tali's mission.
For anyone who plays league on EUW, I made an account under FranTheRipper4
>>697640124
Drink a glass of water, headaches are often caused by dehydration
>>697640287
Good to know
>>697640408
Yeah, you are
>>697640479
Trying to find a name for my EUW League account
I'm trying to use some variation of Fran The Ripper
>>697639500
Work, family stuff and late birthday things. You?
>>697639542
Shinoa is smug incarcerate
>>697639602
First reply
>>697639740
>leg/10
>>697640289
Beautiful saber
>>697640592
MGE :^)
>>697640741
Kek i fucking bet. How was the doll island at night?
>>697641052
Have to go the mall in an hour or so, that sucks.
>>697640741
Re:Zero, DB Super and some other one I might get into.
>>697641013
I'll keep that in mind.
>>697639400
>EUW
League? Ayy.
>>697639811
Get those vials son!
>>697639989
I'm good myself. Never played any of the Mass Effects, never got around to it. Is it worth picking up now?
>>697640236
It's definitely worth it imo. I got a PS4 purely for it to begin with, but then again it's not like I only use it for that.
Ooo whatcha playing?
>>697640309
Already found a couple of good ones, thanks. I don't mind edits, especially if it makes them postable.
>>697640408
Ah fair enough then.
Oh there's lots, don't worry. I'm kinda sleepy at the moment I guess.
>>697641052
Indeed she is.
>Doll island
Sounds like my kinda place.
>>697641013
You a cute
>>697641052
Nothing
I'm not popular enough to have that many things to do~
>>697641492
>preemptive goodnight
>>697641052
You are right
>>697640964
Ah well I haven't started her mission yet, I'd rather not wait on it though. I haven't even gotten the reaper IFF to go through the Omega 4 relay, just been going everywhere and doing everything first. Also I've been putting my team mates in ironic pairings.
>>697641052
Smugsmug.
>>697641492
Good, yeah I feel they are, never played any of them myself either but I'm really enjoying it, if you like rpgs and sci-fi you'll like Mass Effect.
>>697641052
A bit creepier obviously. You can't see shit and it's windy af. Without mentioning that your mind fucks with you in those situations.
>>697641426
Kek loli Rem-rin is so cute. Dude I'm watching so many atm, but Re: zero is my favorite so far as you can tell.
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
>>697641052
Hey smug
>>697641426
And fuck my life
I can't log in to it
>>697641492
Yeah, so I can play with some of the other posters
>>697641712
You are too
>>697641781
Hey milk
Hello again.
>>697641492
np man, as long as your happy
>>697641492
Oh wow. There is a PS4 downstairs so I could. I'm playing Payday 2, I've been enjoying it recently.
Claimed
>>697641781
The most ironic pairing is still waiting for you
>>697641954
Best hair
>>697641492
>EUW
;-; I'm a silver surfer in NA
>>697641052
Tiny temper
>>697641913
She is very cute.
>>697641933
Log into what now?
>>697641013
>FranTheRipper4 was not found, verify the name and try again
>>697641933
What's up doc?
>>697642190
I can't wait.
>>697642213
My real account is in NA, but I don't play ranked
>>697642243
A league of legends account I made
>>697642246
I will try to make another one then, fuck my life
>>697642321
Not much, back home so that is pretty good
But it seems I'm failing at making a league of legends account...
Neferpitou Claimed
>>697641281
At least try to make it worthwhile
>>697641492
https://youtu.be/GoyINeeyWFg
Is in Mexico city fam
>>697641712
I womder when you'll stop calling me popular
>
>>697641754
Yes i am
>>697641781
Oooooooh that's a new one
>>697641913
Kek it is a psychological thing isnt it? Like if you think its creepy, itll be creepy lmao. Ummm i think there's some place in italy that dates back to the Roman era thats restricted by the government since its that haunted
>>697641933
Hello franny
>>697641954
Hi
>>697642213
Stunning swordswoman
>>697642429
You can add me instead, ItchyVortex.
>>697642429
Nice.
Git gud.
>>697642480
Its not though.
>>697642480
Hello. How are you?
>>697642190
Best, um... cutie.
Il DUCE HAS BEEN CLAIMED!
>>697642429
>LoL.
Do you reccommend it? I've been told to try it but didn't really have the time.
>>697642480
Yeah I've heard something like that. Do you know where exactly? I don't think it's in Rome
>>697641712
Ay it's only half 7 at the moment. I go hard till atleast 1.
>>697641781
Hmm fair enough then. May have to dust off the old 360.
>RPG
>Sci-fi
That settles it then.
>>697641933
Ah okay. I might add you then if that's alright.
>>697641954
Howdy.
>>697642150
You can probably get a copy for like £15 secondhand I think. Pay days a good laugh with mates.
>>697642213
Mate, I'm fuckin Bronze 1, won 7 out of 10 as well.
>>697642480
It's just clothes shopping, cant really make it worthwhile.
>>697643120
>Most importantly have fun
>/b/
Are you some kinda spokes person for pre-teen sex campaigns?
