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g/fur
bump
but y bump if ded?
Because I life gfur, but I'm currently posting sfur.
wut r u gey?
that's gross
Only half gay.
I dont mind being gross.
Gross is fun
After all, does it matter being gross if you dont physically interact with someone else?
Gfur? Don't mind if I do!
its okay nibi
I will be fine, I have my memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuysY1BekOE
Iced buns are the best
>>697623414
Something wrong?
good. good.
>>697623857
a few things
>>697623857
Forgot pic
>>697623962
There's always a problem, I'm not even surprised. What's it this time?
>>697624132
Fuuck, everything goes wrong today >>697623932
Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater.
>>697624197
Is it dick?
>>697624180
it just happens
>>697624197
there is no such thing as a true democracy because it would inherently fail. the closest you have to that are Republics under the guise of democracy
>>697624900
Deep
>>697624900
Don't worry lurkers, not all Gfur fans are #woke 15 year old conspiracy theory idiots
Get on your knees~
>>697625706
No
>>697626065
Knees on your get!
>>697625102
The United States is, indeed, a republic, not a democracy. Accurately defined, a democracy is a form of government in which the people decide policy matters directly--through town hall meetings or by voting on ballot initiatives and referendums. A republic, on the other hand, is a system in which the people choose representatives who, in turn, make policy decisions on their behalf. The Framers of the Constitution were altogether fearful of pure democracy.
>>697626213
No please? Rude~
eggplant
>>697626719
Eggplant parmigiano
>>697625101
more snek
>>697626560
On knees, you become.
>>697628345
Confirmed, this is what barry looks like.
>>697628403
Of course.
>>697628716
I want to do that with someone.
>>697627865
Who you calling cum?
>>697628906
artist has made a few more stuff, but I haven't saved much of it.
I need more horsecock
>>697629133
I cant imagine why not. They're nice.
>>697630609
I bet you cry when you poop.
>>697630710
Only once
>>697630898
Because you feel so dirty and wrong doing it.
>>697630999
But everyone poops
>>697631204
I don't
>>697631204
Nobody poops but you.
>>697631359
>>697631396
I've been living a lie!
>>697631526
You dirty, dirty boy.
Guys
How many of you have a real boyfriend?
>>697631722
Guess I can't deny that now
>>697631777
I have a few regular fuck buddies if that counts.
>>697631830
I think you need a spanking you dirty boy.
>>697626302
this guy is, indeed, right
>>697631886
Where'd you find them? I could use one lol
>>697632311
I found both of them on daddyhunt which is interesting because I live in a small town so finding even one person would be unusual.
Where ya' from? I might add you to my fuck buddy bottoms. ;)
UGH
Why is everyone in Naruto literally gay?
>>697632649
I was just qurious, I'm not looking for a hookup from this thread or anything :P Chances are big we don't live anywhere near each other anyway
edwrtgwrg
>>697632948
You never know. Are you in the Northwest?
>>697633393
I'm in Europe
>>697633537
Oh, well, sorry to hear that Ahmed.
Why are you upset, freklz darling?
>>697633537
Where in Europe?
tired, bored, hungry
freklz is always upset. such a whiner.
yeah he should just fucking shut up and keep his shit to himself
Ill get you a sandwich and we can snuggle.
italian please
You mad white boy? Then I will prescribe you Xanax. You see sometimes we are angry for reasons we no longer remember and have the hatred boil up inside us. This is not healthy and rest assured you will not have to keep ingesting it it will be only temporarily. I will make you an appointment with our psychologist and she will keep track of your progress. Eat healthy a lot of fruits you know how they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Avoid stressful situations when you can. Take 2 pills one in the morning at diner and one at evening at diner with a big glass of water.
Side effects include:
Being forgetful
changes in patterns and rhythms of speech
clumsiness or unsteadiness
difficulty with coordination
discouragement
drowsiness
feeling sad or empty
irritability
lack of appetite
lightheadedness
loss of interest or pleasure
relaxed and calm
shakiness and unsteady walk
sleepiness or unusual drowsiness
slurred speech
tiredness
trouble concentrating
trouble in speaking
trouble performing routine tasks
trouble sleeping
unsteadiness trembling
or other problems with muscle control or coordination
unusual tiredness or weakness call me if you experience any of these.
I will see you again next tuesday at 10am or 7pm whatever fits you best. Have a pleasant day sir.
>>697634635
sorry, we only have bitch.
Vinaigrette?
yes and ham and salami and provolone and mayo and just a little bit of lettuce
>>697634922
what's on that one
what the heck is provolone?
They usually put capicola on an Italian instead of ham.
>>697635124
type of cheese
>>697635181
both
>>697635023
you're supposed to say, "bitch please."
Freklz, you're embarrassing.
Stop making me hungry you guys
>>697635215
K then we snuggle.
Oh nice. Cheese is great
>>697635379
provolone is dick cheese.
>>697635784
Oh, so I guess that's more your thing then, huh anon?
>>697635880
nice non sequitur
>>697635124
>>697635379
>>697635880
Its about as bad as avatar fag posting.
>>697624197
...MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL!
Provolone is great sandwich cheese, dont be salty.
>>697635243
sorry I'm bad at this
>>697635320
mhm
>>697635379
did you know cheese has addictive compounds in it?
show us your wiener Freklz.
hi freklz
>Cheese has addictive compounds
I am glad I am not lactose intolerant.
hi zaryss
Stop making me hungry I said! Plz
>Craving cheese
Thanks Oba... *ᵃʰᵉᵐ* freklz.
you're welcome
>>697636147
Thank you, anon. I try
>>697636172
Nothing is THAT bad.
>>697636822
I'm okay with that
>>697637455
*opens anus*
*expels gas*
*wafts it over in your direction*
>>697637472
people tend to be it seems
>>697637690
You mean there are people who aren't?
>>697637690
Well unlike meth, cheese rarely causes people to go on rampage
>>697637983
the lactose intolerant
>>697638054
I dunno man, they were pretty crazy about their cheeses in italy
>>697638243
I pity those people
>>697638693
yes
>>697638735
Yes indeed
>>697638243
>tfw i randomly thought of Awooooo during basic training while i was in formation before chow
i made probably
the quietest awoo
oh dear god what have i become
>>697638966
that's adorable
>>697638243
Italians aren't real people and should not count.
>>697639057
DONT TAKE PLEASURE IN MY DOWNFALL, WENCH
>>697639195
but they WOULD go on a rampage for it
>>697639292
how did basic training go anyway
>>697639378
it didnt
i got to week 5 before telling a doctor about my depression and anxiety
and then waited another 4 weeks while doing jack shit til i got shipped back home
Okay this time I have three colonists
Female
Heat Tolerant, Optimistic
Male
Cannibal, Green Thumb (so he likes eating people AND farming, so he's just really enthusiastic about food sources)
Male
Steadfast
Both the guys have attempted to romance the girl and have been left feeling oh so ronery
What should I name them?
how are you freklz
>>697639637
oh that sucks
they don't let depressed people handle guns huh
>>697639647
I want to be the girl
>>697639716
I have food so pretty okay
>>697639864
that's nice.
>>697639864
oh they do
but i did tell them about being suicidal and then they took away my guns
>>697640042
oh yeah that'd do it
I'm sorry
>>697639647
You should make the guys fall in love. Rename the woman to sandwich slut.
>>697640116
meh
i wouldnt have made it very far if at all in the military
plus i got stuck with a fucking petroleum supply specialist job
so that would have been the worst two years of my life
>>697639647
>cannibal farmer gets steadfast husbando and his first farm animal
>>697640127
You can't force them to.
There is a gay trait. Maybe next time I make a colony of fags or something.
>>697640247
oh how awful
>>697640280
you're not going to want that 'farm animal's' milk.
Heya everyone, indisposible trash here.
>>697640488
Do it. name it the band of thebes.
same
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5RZNk7HoaQ
>>697640652
Oh hi, 'sup?
>>697640902
I've just returned from the horrifying realm they call "outside"
How about you?
>>697640498
yeah
so now im just considering moving over to philly to kick it with sf if the college he goes to has pretty decent classes for programming
ill have to INQUIRE him about it
>>697641102
could be fun
>>697641072
Ohh man, what did you see out there? There there, you can talk to me about it
I'm wishing my aunt would leave and my brother stop watching his shitty movies on MY TV so I can shitpost in peace
that would never be fun
>>697641609
Not with THAT attitude
with 99% of attitudes
>>697641398
I saw things and stuff. Think I got PTSD again from looking at the sky.
Also, that sucks. My mom won't stop bothering me about filling out a form which is completely useless but she won't listen to me.
>>697641285
yeah man
maybe he'd help me keep on track with my studies and not fall behind because vidya
99% of people have terrible attitudes
>you can't fax glitter
>>697642137
Do I have a terrible attitude?
>>697642273
Well, if you're a little pessimistic weenie... probably.
you are going to have such a horrible time, and then you will die
>>697641896
I think I'M getting PTSD from how many times he's rewinding the same scenes from fuckin' Alvin and the Chipmunks over and over just cause he missed some irrelevant detail, like in which direction a pen is pointing. Makes the torture so much longer, ugh
>>697642399
Oh. That makes quite a lot of sense.
By the way, how is everybody on this fine day?
>>697642492
I probably wouldn't be alive right now if I was in your place. I'd probably be hanging from a rope outside the window.
found a freklz_irl
now this feels like a real folder
>>697642984
EVERY DAMNED TIME
>>697642881
Yeah, it sounds quite tempting actually. Also, ugh, the sky. Yup, the sky is very scary
>>697643170
she really does have some good faces though
>>697643287
As I go through to get faces, I also get to reread the comic
Life is good
>>697643459
how blessed
why the fuck does windows keep thinking a USB device is malfunctioning
a usb device must be malfunctioning
>>697643536
Yeah man
Just been a good week for webcomics in general
Tomo is back full time
KSBD is about to enter a 20 page kung-fu violence carnival
SSSS is back to 5x a week
Life is good
>>697643760
That's the least weird thing that the last computer I had did
Maybe this pic would have worked better
>>697643931
nice dude
>>697643856
IT'S NOT THOUGH
>>697643940
I believe it
well freklz, you successfully murdered the thread.
I'm gonna have a nap
as expected from freklz
how could freckles do this
>>697644989
>>697645644
>>697645718
see>>697637380 but with 100% less cheese.
100% more freklz sitting in my lap
>>697646232
>not the googly eyes version
stranger danger, dom
shut the fuck up freklz
wew
>>697622512
Yeah
sry
N.B.: both your parents (that includes your father) wishes they had swallowed you.
You're a disappointment to everyone you know.
Northern Barcelona
This thread turned to shit real fast.
it's perfect
I can never do well after my first few matches of R6.
>>697649397
>random heart shaped fur
jesus christ fuck off
>>697649495
You should get a heart tattoo.
>>697649572
i already have one
>>697649665
Where
>>697649737
forearm
>>697649820
Did you feel super cute when you got it?
>>697649916
didnt feel any sort of way when i got it
You shoulda got it on your butt.
frick
>>697650666
Easy there satan, theres children around
Satan is mellowing down these days.
>>697650745
i'm mad as heck
Fuck me
>>697650833
Well the go crawl into your tantrum hole, nobody needs to hear that kind of language
I wish someone would let me fuck them. Alas, too many people are too repulsed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it seems my streak of repeating digits has ended
>>697651181
You can fuck me all day.
Not even kidding, I could go for it.
Your days of digits are ogre
#Shrekt
the torch has been passed
the reign of nibi begins
>>697651377
Destroyed.
You stole them.
>>697651361
When will you be here?
>>697626719
>>697626719
>>697626719
saucy
>>697651507
Where is here?
I'm planning a trip to London but I don't know when.
>>697651616
United States-Wisconsin
>>697651616
16-dubs
Do these count?
>>697638966
Shark?
according to the official rulebook yes
>>697651734
I don't know whether I can visit the usa.
Or why I would do so.
I recently checked for airplane tickets because I wanted to find out if I could go see Starset there but turns out that a flight would cost hella moneys, so much moneys...
>>697651979
>I recently checked for airplane tickets because I wanted to find out if I could go see Starset there but turns out that a flight would cost hella moneys, so much moneys...
dude i saw starset in march
was fucking 10/10
>>697651979
I am clearly not attractive enough for you to spend a thousand dollar ticket.
#Perma-Virgin
>>697651979
>>697651734
To wisconsin it's even more than to the place where the festival is where Starset plays.
Do you know what's the biggest tourist place in the usa? Flights should be cheaper?
>>697652192
I can't tell you how much I hate you right now.
I've been listening to the transmission album to death lately.
I want to see them so bad.
But as far as I know they just browse the usa states.
At least no europe concerts in 2016.
Fuck my life.
>>697652195
>1095€ : ^)
Why are all the people that would fuck me out of reach and all the people that are in reach are weird and won't fuck me without other people watching.
#Perma-Virgin
>>697652509
Maybe you shouldnt be so stingy if you wan sum fuk.
>>697652509
I'll gladly cross an ocean to spend time with you. :3
fag
