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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>697601862
omnomom
>>697601733
I'm in a long distance online relationship with an asian female. No, I don't weigh over 400 pounds.
>>697602061
lol why? ever meet her irl?
>>697601733
I fucked my former boss wife for over a year, he had no idea. She got pregnant and I'm pretty sure the baby is mine. I quit my job and moved to another city to avoid them but I'm sure I have a 2 years old daughter I will never met
>>697602374
lol when in 10 years you will have to pay $500,000 of back child support
As soon as I get my hands on another gun I'm shooting myself. Nobody knows and I don't think anyone can even tell how shitty I feel.
>>697601733
Whenever anyone at college or my friends talk politics, I just say Trump is an idiot and I'm voting for Hillary even though I wanted Bernie.
I've actually supported Trump all along, I don't like Bernie or Hillary, but it's just not in my interests to express that opinion when 100% of my friends and classmates are fanatically anti-trump.
I like dudes and once sucked a dudes dick. I loved it. I want to get tied up and used and fucked like a sissy girl.
>pic related
I am permanently stoned since 5 years ago.
I gave an old man a blowjob when I was 14
>>697602651
Dude just join the military and get shot like a man FFS. Think of it as Russian Roulette. If you're supposed to come back, you will.
>>697602766
That's what I wanted to do
>>697602653
nothing wrong with that, no point in arguing with people who have mental handicaps, dont waste your time on them
>>697602839
Cool, if the US won't take you join the FFL.
Suicide is selfish, risking your life for others is viewed as honorable regardless of the consequence.
I myself found somebody, and unfucked my attitude, and did not follow this path.
My fiancée died on a car crash 10 months ago. Back then I cried a lot, my family and her family were really supportive and understanding. Everything would be "fine" except for a detail... I don't feel anything now, I don't miss her it doesn't hurt anymore I just don't care about what happened
I thought I loved her, why I don't care anymore?
around the age of 14-15 I would jack off and blow my dog. I'm a dude. hottest time was when he kind of gripped my head with his front legs and just plowed it into my mouth. was a German Shepard. no regrets. also not a furfag but am into bestiality but now I only want to watch women get fucked by dogs and have no desire to partake.
>>697603477
too traumatized to feel
>>697602061
is she a 2D waifu ?
after my gf passes out drunk at a party and i bring her home i like to let my golden retriever fuck her
Can't do that. Secrets are illegal. I'll just keep the regret inside till I die.
>>697601733
30's, married, two kids, great job. Fucking 19yo coworker on the side just for fun.
Feels Goodman
>>697602756
He was so lucky
Not really a big deal anymore, but I used to sneak over to my ex-gf's house whenever her and I were in different relationships and fuck her and stuff.
However, when we both got out of the the relationships we were in we never did it again, nor did we ever really talk to each other that much.
I guess it was the excitement of cheating kek
I love going on this gay chat site and jerking off for older guys. Im a chubby 18 bottom but i absolutley love it when an older guys tells me how he wants to fuck me. Lately, i've been looking for a group chat that likes a chubby guy so i can post my self
>>697601733
I post tacos.
>>697603916
>Fucking 19yo coworker on the side just for fun.
You're playing with fire Anon trust me a lot of things can go wrong if you work with the girl you're fucking
>>697603916
pics
i have an overwhelming desire to cheat on my gf whom i love incredibly.
Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
I occasionally suffer from literally crippling panic attacks when it dawns on me that I will one day day. At best, I just sort of shut down and stare blankly, which I sometimes manage to play off as just daydreaming. At worst, I literally break down into a sobbing mess.
>>697604059
I know, especially since she's a subordinate. Total no strings attached type thing, she's down to stop whenever. Just something fun for us to do.
>>697604163
You dont love her then
>>697604059
>>697603916
For real, I used to sleep around and hang out with a co-worker (I was 19 and she was 18)
We both have tried to talk to each other at different times, but just seem to catch each other in bad moods. Oh well.
I troll the shit out of people on Whisper and Kik because they're all idiots and I can get nudes from them to use.
Not much of a secret, but it's not something I tell everyone. Mostly cos I don't want them to see how shitty I can be.
But who cares kek
>>697604001
Implying that's a taco.
What an abomination
>>697604094
Haha no fucking way. Both of us have very easily identifiable tattoos and I know we both have a lot of friends that hang out here.
Everyone I know thinks I'm so overconfident, arrogant person.
Secretly hate everything about myself and just wish I would just pass away in my sleep
>be a non-practicing muslim
>go on twitter... open an account
>notice a hashtag about a show on fox news
>decide to join in and talk about the show as I watch it on my pc
>a conservative lady immediately attack me
>being a conservative myself I ask why
>she says I am too late to ask that question etc
>meanwhile her friends join and harass me
>obviously islamophobes
>finally she answers me that I deleted a tweet and re-posted it..
>so deleting a tweet and re-posting it with different wording is considered trolling
>I immediately attack her after this
>she becomes delighted that I called her a fucking idiot etc
>I keep insulting her for picking on me for being a muslim
>she enjoys my rage
>she says enjoying your meltdown ::applause::
>feels bad
>if it was an american non-muslim I don't think she would have become happy
>so yeah.. feels bad
>>697604272
but i do. I care about her so much and i dont wish her any harm. its just like my natural desire to fuck someone else.
>>697603991
I've always been into older guys.
When I was 14 I got picked up hitchiking by a guy in his 50's and we ended up parking and sucking each other off.
Then when I was 16 I started going to a local bathhouse and most of the guys that go there are 40 and over. I used to love lying on my bed completely naked with the door wide open and guy after guy would come into my room and have sex with me.
There was a number of times I had between 4 and 8 guys in my room all taking turns sticking their cocks in me and pumping me full of cum.
I'm in my 40's now but I still love sucking off guys my age and older.
my moms car tried to finger me in the back of my friend
>>697604163
I love my gf with all my heart, however after 4 years on this relationship I feel the need of fucking other women from time to time
So far I fucked with other 5 girls this year, mostly one night stands, only one I kept as a friend and we have sex once in a while. I love my gf but I get easily bored
I know I'm not unique, but I'm a middle school teacher that's been banging one of my female students over the summer break.
>>697604463
If you'd be willing to fuck someone else, even if you love her, then you're not in fucking love with her, you cuck
>>697604522
thats exactly what i mean. Ive only been with my girl for 2 years
>>697604469
Enjoying your AIDS?
>>697603840
wimp
I've stolen and resold so much private data the cumulative sentence could add up to life in prison, and get me extradited to the US.
what have you done that's so fucking fancy you cant anonymously mention it?
I lie to my father and grandmother and aunt about my profession. They think I am in a much more skilled, higher position and different job than when I am at currently.
They also think I got a degree. I could not afford to finish college. Lied and said I did.
I ease my guilt by telling myself that he doesn't pay for anything of mine except birthday gifts, but it makes family gatherings awkward and full of fibs.
>>697604395
>copypasta propaganda
islam is a religion of destruction and everyone knows it.
Every country with islamic immigrants have violence caused by those immigrants, every single one.
>>697604355
gringo detected, those were perfectly good tacos al pastor
I genuinely think I could kill for a living. Unfortunately, have no idea how to get into that sort of "work" without getting v&.
>>697604395
People just like to yell at other people on the Internet. Try not to take it personally. There are worse things that can happen. Tbh I worry about the effects on social cohesion though.
>>697604715
Amen /b/rother.
>>697604859
Army
>>697604715
Al pastor is inferior to carne asada tacos with onion and cilantro on them, drenched in green salsa though.
I helped my past 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog
I was bullied by a girl in primary school. Femdom fetish ever since. Th-thanks Jessica
I was raised by a single dad (mom passed away) and he has always been struggling to make ends meet. We're not very well off financially. One thing he was always depressed about was not being able to put me through college. He's a great dad and has always been there for me, I know how hard it has been for him. I graduated from college telling him I paid for it with financial aid, but financial aid only covered the books plus a little more. I had a profile on a sex site and was having sex for money for about six-seven months. I made a little over 30k that I paid the four years of university college with. It would break his heart if I told him, so I never will, but I feel so guilty for letting him down even though he doesn't know.
i love you erin
>>697603597
What's the taste?
I shoved my gf's crystal jelly big boy which is 12" long 3" girth up my ass the other night. Took about 6" of it. Came buckets. Shit was cash.
>>697601733
>i told people my name is alexander.
>my friends call me lex
>my real name is leslie
>>697605139
how many guys have you had sex with
I shot a man in Reno
Jusy to watch him die
>>697602061
Whats her name?
>>697605384
Professionally I guess around 100-150 guys with actual sex. A lot of repeat customers and a lot of non-sex things like blowjob, handjob, posing, etc. Everything was always safe.
I left my poorly paid job to study medicine. I'm at the beginning of the third year right now and made it through all the exams I hat to take. But my fear to fail increases day by day, the joy of following my dreams vanishes a bit more everyday. People, including my gf, seem to admire me though I feel like a giant failure. I hate that. I hate myself. And I don't know how to change it.
I'm not human hehe
>>697605422
Spoooky
I support Israel. There's much more going on than what it seems.
I killed Jimmy Hoffa
>>697605425
(You)
>>697602653
Trump would call you a pussy
I sort of molested my best friend while she was drugged out. Twice.
Showered with my girlfriends sister. We didn't fuck but got a blowee
Almost 40 year old straight white guy here.... always been with women, never with men, not even attracted to men, but I quite literally day dream about sucking cock. Would never act on it, but it's something I think about all the time. That's literally my only secret.
>>697606089
How does that even happen???
I lost my virginity when i was 5 and someone asks me i say im virgin
I convinced my ex to finger her younger sister
my younger sister ties me up with tape and beats me with a belt because I ask her to. at one point she asked if she could hit my dick (with the belt) and I nodded yes.afterwards,I asked her why she was so into it, she said she likes the feeling of control. I want to take things further but I don't want to rush things and make things weird by pressuring her.
>pic related:last night
>>697606186
story?
>>697602756
Where's his parish?
>>697605139
I get that you feel that way but try not to, it's a tough world out there.
>>697606149
She was staying at my girlfriends apartment
>>697605339
honestly fine. like salty water. I've tasted my own and it has a musky smell/taste so dogs aren't really that bad.
>>697605463
>studying medicine
>biggest fear is failing
Asian detected
>>697605139
Dude trust me man don't feel bad just know that your dad will be proud of you as long as he doesn't find out his child became a prostitute.....also bc I never post anything nice kys fgt
>>697606432
I suppose this happened when your GF was at work or just not at home? Did the sister ask you to shower with you? How does that even happen? I'm envious.
>>697604575
fuck off faggot, it's obvious you don't understand shit to the human mind, we were made to fuck as much as possible, love has nothing to do with lust
>>697603477
Beware that when/if it hits you, it's going to hit you hard.
>>697606378
Thank you anon that's sweet, and it definitely is. But I'm going to break the cycle
>>697606598
GF not home. One bathroom. Sis is showering and I have to piss bad. She says ok. Flashes me from behind curtain. Bam!
I'm kind of a single dad, never married my baby momma.I see my daughter every other weekend. Once I put my kid to sleep I go up to my office/attic room, smoke weed & watch Netflix all night. I make her breakfast before I go to sleep & she binge watches cartoons all morning on Netflix while I sleep on the couch in the living room. Not all the time I take her outside to parks & shit like that but I literally smoke weed every day, even when I get my daughter on the weekends. If my ex ever going out she'd definitely never let me see her again because she married a super religious dude & he brainwashed her. Never smoked in front of my daughter, anyways waited until she went to sleep. I still consider myself a good person though.
>>697605635
Fuck you.
>>697605139
You should be proud of how determined and strong willed you are ;)
>>697601733
I used to "play" with my sister
>>697604523
How old are you and her?
>>697607488
Thank you!! I am!!
filmed my wife masturbating yesterday. will share said video with a friend of mine when he comes to town.
i have tasted heaven and its everything that its made out to be.
>couldnt even last more than a few minutes.
>>697605139
I admire you so much. I wanted to do things like that but I never found the courage. Big hug.
>>697601733
I think about suicide every single fucking day
I like thick girls but I'm afraid of pursuing them because my dick is small and I wouldn't be able to pleasure them.
>>697608547
If you're in the US I can tell you how I did it but it's all pretty straight forward
>>697608503
what?
>>697605139
That's hot
>>697602660
Same, want to be tied up and fucked like crazy, so I can't escape it, I also want to be given orders like "Suck me off!". That would be fun
When i get depressed i sometimes lock my self away from the world and just kinda get high and jack off.
>>697604391
That means you're lying faggot
>>697605438
what's the weirdest thing you've done for a client
I want to use my aunt like a fucktoy. Make her into a cumdumpster for me. Impregnate her, shes so hot when shes heavily pregnant
>>697606267
Got kik?
>>697603597
so you are one of those people my teacher warned me about.
>>697603477
this is a secret how? Not a feels thread
Well fuck it.
I was 'diddled' as a child and aince have had a very strange relationship with trust, intimacy and sex. I find it hard to trust anyone in any level and react like a spoiled girl to jealousy sometimes, I find a strange comfort and security in sex and as such try to seek it out when all i really want it to be loved. I like to lead people on for attention and affection sometimes if they are throwing themselves at me or sometimes flirt inappropriately to get the interest of those i shouldnt. Im not a heart breaker i just like to be the reason a persons face lights up with a smile.
Aa for my interests in sex- they can change a lot depending on my mood- which is in constant flux so that doesnt really help. I've tried tons of stuff we my ex-fiancé and explored a bunch of things but i found that i really like to be the submissive one(although when in the mood i prefer dom just as much); or at least more to be the one to encourage her dominant spirit. I wouldnt say i like corrupting people but beinging out their fullest potential.
Seems i kind of like to be abused a little... physically and emotionally... teased, denied, bound, a little pain, definitely biting, and without going too far the rest that follows. Then i just kind of love for my woman to hold me in her arms and cuddle.
Yes, i have issues. My relationship with my parents is fine but im a typical rape victim with the tendencies of a slutty girl with daddy issues.
>>697604344
are you almost 12 years old...
He killed himself.
I could have saved him if I stayed by his side.
It's my fault. I should have stayed. I should have stayed his friend even though the relationship was toxic for myself, because maybe I could have helped him when he needed it.
It's my fault and I'm so fucking sorry Krys. I'm so fucking sorry. I love you.
i've never sucked a dick before but i think about it a lot. i don't want to do the craigslist thing cuz too worried. so i'd like to try it with a friend of mine but i have no clue how to bring up the idea or how he would react. if i bring up the idea it could be a total fubar.
>>697604265
At her age with hormones and stuff she may change her mind quickly and start "loving" you. I went through the same thing I had a fuck budy on the side when I told her we need to stop she told me she want me to leave my girlfriend and be with her. I end up losing my gf and her too.
>>697611454
One married man had a cheating fetish and he paid me many times to have sex in their house. A few times we had sex while she was at home, asleep. We've also had sex while he's on the phone with her. He paid me a lot for it.
>>697604469
that is fucking gay and i don't believe it
>>697604522
Kill yourself faggot
>>697604698
Come clean man or those lies kill you inside. They are your family so they understand if you explain the truth.
When I was 13 or so I experimented with my brother twice by sucking each other off. Didn't do much to neither of use so we just moved on. Neither of us are gay btw, just very curious at that age.
>>697604899
that looks really bad in my opinion.
>>697612158
it is called killing yourself for a reason. you are not at fault in anyway. If someone decides to commit suicide it is their choice and not your fault.
You just have to keep on living and deal with it the world is going to keep on going no matter what.
My current relationshop with my gf was based on a bet with a friend who could hook up with her first. never told her ofc.
My gf is fucking someone else behind my back. I know about it but I like it for some reason so I'm keeping quiet. If she's happy I'm happy
i'm drinking right after waking up and i should meet with a friend today. but there is no work tomorrow so it's all good.
>>697613333
cuck
>>697613333
nice quadros bro but you are a fucking cuck.
I was a nerd in highschool. I hit my bully from behind with a piece of wood.
He's really messed up mentally all these years later. Thing is he was always so stupid I don't know if it was my fault.
I don't think I'll ever get as horny for a woman as I get for my aunt (dad's younger sister) who lives next door and is 20 years older than me. Ever since I hit puberty she has always been my greatest desire. I was always smelling her used panties and masturbating thinking of her. I managed to make out with her twice when I was 16, but she didn't ler me go further. I'm currently 23, and in a serious relationship, but still feel the same way for my aunt.
>>697604257
How old are you?
>>697605099
You helped this dog fuck 3 of your exes??
Damn son, what a dog!
>>697613705
Hold out just a bit longer. She'll feel super old soon and then you have your fun.
>>697601733
>for years i forced my cousin to suck my dick starting from 15 to when i was 19
>she was from an ultra conservative parents and if they found out she had done anything bad they would have taken away her monthly allowance, were talking thousands of dollars a month to goof around and shit. as long as she stayed virgin and didnt do anyhting sinful she was good
> found out she was fucking pretty much any guy that so much as looked in her direction
> i confronted her, my original intent was get her to start paying me for my silence, i was thinking maybe 600 a month, figured that was enough for me to enjoy but not to much for her to reneg or try to get out of it
>turns out she is horrible with money and was actually managing to find herself broke at the end of each month despite getting a shit ton of free cash from mommy and daddy
> shes the one who offered free blowjobs whenever i wanted
> the idea freaked me out at first, but i was young full of hormones and she was pretty cute ( read was, got into the drug scene and now looks like a even more fugly lindsey lohan)
> took me about two hours to IM her back, kind of thought she was joking but she invited me over to her place
> made me clean myself and yeah gave me a blowjob, like once the pact was sealed she didnt even hesitate, just did it
> anyway i ended up getting blowjobs from the slut for a long time. this was nearer my sixteenth birthday so closer to 3 years then 4
>i tried to escalate it a few times but she shot me down, apparently having your cousins cock in your mouth is ok but, fucking him is to far
> i did manage to get her to suck off a friend once, i told her it was his birthday and i was using my free blowjob token for the week on him
> one day her dear old dad came to visit and found her fucking some guy, cut her off and she slammed the door in my face when i came acalling the next day
>like i said she didnt nkow how to function with money, imagine her without. she got heavy into drugs
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>I'm a huge fag
>Literally can not stop thinking about cocks
>Been married to a woman for almost 20y
>>697613673
Nerds dont thump their adversaries with wood from behind.
Goons do. Welcome to the family.
>be 13
>have brother 6 years younger than me
>see porn for the first time, discover what blowjobs are, thought of putting it in someone's mouth had never even crossed my mind before
>try to get younger brother to do it
>he initially refuses
>persist, keep telling him it isn't gross and it'll taste good
>eventually convince him to do it
>teeth.jpg
>tell him to open his mouth wider
>cum in his mouth after about 15 seconds
>he actually liked how it tasted
>kept doing it for 3 more years before he decided he wanted to stop
>we both pinky promised to never tell anyone
>>697602721
I m not sure you can call that a secret
>>697606703
This guy is right
>>697614723
then you went on to star on glee as puck right?
>>697606703
Yeah everyone wants to fuck other people, but actually doing it when you know how much it will hurt the one you "love" means that you don't love them.
I like to imagine i live another world (like im an superstar or superrich and stuff like that)
i get really lost in my mind and it give me chills everyday. So basically i live in 2 Worlds.
>>697615248
I've never watched Glee before, what's the reference here?
>>697612244
Checked and nice
I'm in love with my coworker..small petite girl. Love her small plump ass and sexy lip. Really want to wife her but i know i'm not her type since she recognize me a her brother..how..how..
>>697603597
so you want to be cucked by dogs
>>697601733
Hey, I have an idea OP. Why don't you post this every day?
My boyfriend is literally the best guy I've ever gone out with but from being on here and reading about people cheating on their partners I get really really scared he will one day and it breaks me
I once rubbed my balls on my gfs roommates retainer.
>>697616380
TITS OR GTFO
>>697615399
The actor that plays the character of puckerman on "glee" was caught with lots of child porn.
>>697615399
the guy who played puck on glee is a pedo who currently being fucked in court
guess i should have referenced jared
>>697616703
>>697616781
Ah, weird. No, I'm not a pedo, just dumb stuff we did as kids, I'm in to people (I'm bi) +/- 3 years of my own age, very few exceptions to that rule.
>>697610706
that's not a secret. that's pretty normal
>>697616946
im sorry to break it to you anon, but you were thirteen and coerced a 7 year old into oral sex
you might not even realize it, but what you did was called grooming.
i mean i dont really give a fuck, i even get it to some extent. but you very much molested your younger brother for a long time, you were sexually mature and molded him into an unhealthy sexual relationship where you recieved sexual pleasure from a prepubescent child. so by technical definition you are a pedo no matter who your sexually attracted to now.
but again fuck if it matters to me, hell for all i know i probably would have done the same in your situation
I blew a man in Vegas, just to watch him cry
>>697617396
Kek
>>697617396
>im sorry to break it to you anon, but you were thirteen and coerced a 7 year old into oral sex
into
>i know i probably would have done the same in your situation
have fun in the pokey faggot, i'm a cop
>>697617396
I think I was pretty reasonable about it, it only took like 5 minutes to get him to do it, and he liked it, and we stopped doing it immediately when he said he didn't want to do it anymore, and I was a kid too, it's not like I was an adult.
>>697604665
this guy
When I was a youngling my oldest sister used to take me to her room and grind on me. I didn't know what she was doing but it felt good. Later when I tried to do it she shooed me away. I wondered what I had done wrong but didn't really think about. Haven't told anyone until this moment.
Got drunk at my sisters place on 4th of July. Passed out on her couch. She ended up passing out next to me on the couch. In the middle of the night we started touching each other. It got really hot and heavy. We made out. I fingered her until she came so hard she was shaking. Then she jacked me off into her mouth. Best orgasm of my life. Now we've been sexting back and forth since then. Pic related.
>>697617728
special officer duffy reporting for duty
I want my significant over to humiliate other guys whilst holding my hand and kissing me occasionally, then gently dominating me in bed.
And I'm not 400 pounds overweight.
>>697604488
You, have posted that before
>>697617907
hey man dont make your case to me. i get it, im just bored and felt like explaining that technically you still are a pedo. even if it was entirely consentual if found out you would have have been completely fucked
again i dont really care, really just making conversation
>>697604394
Everyone that is even somewhat close to you knows that is why you act that way. They would all love to see you act like a normal respectful person to yourself and others
>>697606107
Stop being a faggot and go suck a dick.
frosted butts
>>697608946
You mean fat, nigboi?
>>697618633
allow me to introduce you to >>697612232
>>697618161
Continue... What is texted? What is going to happen, do you think?
>>697618459
Would I really be in that much trouble though since *both* of us were underaged? Is there some sort of added penalty if it's a family member or something?
I found out my best friend post hidden cam/creep shots of his mom on here
Pic very related
Made wincest captions of this slut I know and jerked buckets to them. Don't do it anymore but I kept this one when I feel especially horny
>>697619171
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I wont a 40k lottery prize a year ago. My wife doesn't know about it. I've been expending the money with other women, including porn stars.
>>697618968
I'm hoping we eventually fuck
I've been slowly quitting cp. I thought porn would never be the same but it's alright. I'm 26 now but my history with kids started at a young age. Everything about me says I was fiddled with as a kid. Everything. But I can't remember. Now I'm obsessed with kids some days. I'm a drug addict. I'll steal from literally anyone if I know I won't get caught. I wish everyone I know were dead. I don't hate them, I just don't want to see them anymore. The worst part is, if I was diddled, and turned out like this, I wonder how all the kids I've diddled or know are being diddled are gonna turn out. Maybe one of them will kill me.
Once I worked at a daycare and I was changing a baby on the table I turned around to grab a diaper and the baby rolled over and fell off a three foot table on to a hardwood floor
>>697619308
I hope so too, my friend. Her body looks nice and if she is sexting you, she wants the D. Any more pics?
>>697619365
I'm also a huge fag who's sucked and taken a lot of craigslist dick in my ass. Idk if that's just a symptom of the BPD and the schizophrenia but I love a thick black cock in me
>>697619384
Nice.
>>697619076
yes you would,
as the person in power, and the older sibling you would have shouldered the blame
i mean for god sakes anon kids get slapped with cp charges for sharing pictures with their gf/bf
you probably at very least would have had some time in juvie and probably years of court mandated therapy, plus never allowed to see your brother again except for possible supervised visits
secretly know that dad is having an affair with mum, cant say shit because the divorce will fuck up my autistic sister whom i love and care for
groped my stepmom's tits and once sucked on them whilst she was asleep after a party. never been brave enough to cum on her face though...
>>697601733
i love you margot
>>697619505
Love her body
A family gathering was going on, a bunch of sexy stuff had happened throughout the day.
We teenagers piled ourselves in a group. Had 5 fine asf nieces, we were 3 guys. We the guys were all 16 and the girls span from 14 to 16.
We dared them to kiss, skinnydip, naked poker, we drank and tested our makeout skills on each other, my youngest niece Diane was a fine piece of work.
I already knew beforehand she had a little crush on me and I intended to use that for my selfish actions.
I mostly kissed her and one other niece but we were all having fun.
Very late in the night we had bailed the house and were at some playpark drinking booze my dad snatched for me(I was the only son so=spoiled)
We somehow got two of the elder nieces to 'bate in front of us. They didn't undress just sat and played with theirselves and we stared in awe
I kinda forbade Diane to do it, I wanted her all for myself
But my dick was diamonds and I really wanted to get off
The sluttiest of them Caroline blew my cousins and offered me...But somehow beeing third in row and Diane by my side threw me off.
The gals all flashed us and my cousins were getting irritated because I wouldn't let them have Diane.
Ended up fighting one of them, family love man.
We go home and Diane was pretty scared cuz of aggressive cousin so she bunked with me
I was about to let her sleep but I just had to touch her so I started stroking her back and down to her gorgeous butt, it was fucking fanatic
Anyway the blood rushed from my brain to my cock and my judgement seized to exist and I crawled on top of her
She whispered a fews "what are you doing?" "is that?" "are you gonna" "I dont think we should"
I ignored it for the most part and shushed her
She was lying on her tummy and I on top of her as I spread her legs to see her holes lined up for me
I spat in my hand and lubed my cock as I slowly inserted my cock in her slit
The pussy so tight my cock could barely breathe
I fucked her good needless to say
IM A HUMAN
I still love her
>>697619858
mmm tell me more about that
jerked to pictures of her with other men. got offered a meet up to try and lure her and then fuck her but never accepted
>>697619505
Some of our sext
I have had a number of homosexual experiences even though I am primarily straight. I found a guy on Craigslist who I let suck me off and eat my ass. He introduced me to a couple he knew and 'played with' and we had a foursome where we all took turns fucking the guys wife. They had a creampie fetish, and between the three of us guys we put seven loads into her. Over the course of three hours I busted in all three of her holes, and the husband and host busted twice each in her pussy. She sloshed over to him after all the sex, sat on the hosts face, and made him clean her out. The husband and I sat and watched. He ended up nursing on my limp cock like a total faggot, enjoying the mixture of his wife+men. I couldn't get hard for him, because I was spent.
The guy emailed me back one day and said he was setting up another group session, would I like to come back? I said sure. The couple cancelled last minute though so it was just me and him. He sucked my cock and got me real turned on then put his near my face as he kept blowing me. I opened my mouth and took his cock in. It felt weird in my mouth, both hard and soft at the same time. We ended up fucking each other that night. That was the last time he and I played. The husband in the couple got really jealous and set the guys house on fire.
inb4 Craigslist>enjoy your aids
inb4 'primarily straight'=raging faggot
>>697619685
Well shit, I'm glad he liked it and never told on me and we never got caught. Single parent for us, so we had the house to ourselves for a couple hours after school, closest we ever came to getting caught was one day when she got home early from work, but the stairs in that house creaked really loudly so we always heard her coming and were decent by the time she got all the way up the stairs.
i like her comedy and silly voices and her blanche
>>697619864
liar
i want to die
>>697602653
Work at a "Urban" State University.
I do something similar...I pretend not follow politics closely and feign an "seems like things never really change" opinion.
Meanwhile I pray for the God Emperor and for he and Putin to remove the kebab.
>>697619128
i spy cam my mom and share the vids with my two best friends. your pic isn't of my mom, obviously. just thought i'd share.
>>697620346
>comma sutra
>>697621091
>not , sutra
>>697606028
nice
Everyone thinks I'm the edgy yet autistic fuck, but that's all just a façade to hide my true feelings. Only one person truly understands the total extent of this, and that's the girl who matters most to me but I can't have. Because I didn't take my chance with her, she got with the ultimate alpha male that I can't help but totally respect.
I'm just glad she didn't emotionally punt me. But then again at times I'd prefer that. Nobody knows any of this about her, especially not one of my best friends, because I fear that he too is in love with her.
>>697608436
Your friend is already here. Webm that shit and post.
>>697620032
Ait brah.
>>697619858
Diane want a virgin, she had a bf not long before this, she held the blankets tight and told me I have a huge rod.
It blew my mind like she knew just what to say
She was moaning and breathing fast
I tried, I honest to god tried my very best to last longer for her she was enjoying it so much
I couldn't do it any more, I tols her im about to cum
"pull out anon, please pull out" I couldn't I hammered her hard and I unloaded every drop of cum I had inside her tight little vagina
"no anon you didn't" she was sad and I knew why, but I couldn't get myself to pull out even minutes after cumming inside her
She was sniffling and crying she thought her life was over, I tols her to stop beeing such a baby we would figure it out in the morning
I finally drop to my side of the bed and she was barely able to stand up
She took some tp and farted cum out
Ofcourse the sound was unflattering but her naked bottom in a small blue t shirt was hot as hell
She crawls in bed and I tell her to blow me
"But you just..." dont care, blow me
It was sloppy probably the only time she tasted a cock but her willingness to do this and her butt in the air, I didnt care
Came in her mouth and fell asleep, dont know if she swallowed
Next morning I felt like shewas discarded trash, can't explain any better like 'I had been there, don't need it anymore'
We meet the rest of the kids and go back to the playpark, were all messed up from the drinking
Aggressive cousin apologized to me and we were all cool.
We go back to the house, have some gril, get ourselves up to speed and start drinking again
Diane hanged by my side the whole time but I wanted that bj Caroline offered the day before
We get wasted and go back to thr spot
I ask Caroline for that bj and she was fine with it
She pulled my pants down and sucked me like a goddess, this time however in front of them all (last time each of them went into some tree shrub)
I am sexually attracted to all of my best friends, every last one of them. They're all okay with snuggling/cuddling as they consider it a platonic thing. It's a fucking tease.
>>697620118
>>697620292
>>697620346
>>697620380
This must be the worst fake i have ever read
Is this a cringe thread?
>>697621400
oh wow, that's some good shit man
do you have any pictures of Diane or Caroline? don't have to be nudes, interested in what they look like
>>697621515
tell me more man - do they know you're attracted to them? ever done anything with them?
i have the same problem, have hot friends that love to dress up skimpy - pic related, one of my friends
Can't help but rub one out...
I'm a libtard but I don't care who wins in Amerifat. Nothing will change really. More shootings, more repetitive debates over the same issues, more #PrayForFrance etc
I love you Sofie with all my heart.
I had to tell you that I can't talk to you anymore. We both cried, and I've regretted it ever since.
>>697621326
i would not doubt for one second that he was on here right now and that you were him. prove it though. name your state..
>>697620420
lucky
also, blaze it
>>697621800
I have this one... really hot best friend, I helped her through a lot of problems, even called 911 to stop her from killing herself. She hated me for a while but was grateful in the end. A few months later she said texts sort of like this...
>"Anon, my boobs are huge"
>No shit
>"I don't know what to do about them"
>Send pics (joking)
>she actually fucking does
>spends the next 5 weeks fapping to the pictures
Basically joke around with them on subjects, but try to get them to take you seriously, so if they call you out on it you can say you were just joking around and you'll get off scot-free
Since I left my abusive ex I haven't been happy. I see her all the time and she's got a new chad, looks happy and fit..and I'm still depressed and too scared to make a move on a girl I actually like because she's the best friend of my best friend.
Lately I've been tired with everything of my life, I would like to run to another country but I know I won't do it.
>>697601733
Hey OP, why don't you post this every day? What's that? Oh, you already do!
>>697622356
>not getting the hint she wants your pencil dick
>>697601733
My boss goes out off town all the time and I'll be the only one at the office and I will sleep for hours and get paid for it.
>>697622511
She doesn't, she made that perfectly clear when I asked her out recently, she said that she thinks of me as a sibling, someone she can trust and all that. She still jokes about her boobs though. It's torture.
>>697622356
nice, any pics of her? sounds fucking hot
good tips, all heading to uni so a little late haha
usually just try and grind on them in the club or "accidentally" go for a feel, perfect environment
always hard as diamonds...
Managed to get a lap dance from this friend (on the right), nearly finished in my pants
Came buckets that night
>>697621400
Diane was hurt, i saw it and felt guilt
Dafuq brain make up your mind
We get back to the dare game and have the girls 'bate for us again
This time, Diane joined and so did one of my other niece Vilma. So now it was just one of the gals not playing with herself Maggie.
Diane came pretty fast but all the guys were in awe of Vilma.
My personal theory is that they felt the same about Diane beeing 'used' so Vilma was the fresh meat
One of my cousind blatently says outloud "Why dont we all just fuck?" Fucking redneck bastard
Caroline was more than willing and grabs him down to her, the filth of seeing him kiss her after my cock had sprayed my acid inside that mouth, but I guess he didn't care.
Vilma and Betty bounce so does Maggie and so does aggressive cous.
I drop down to Dianes eyelevel and ask her if she wants to
"I guess it dont matter since we already did last night"
"You slut" Caroline shouts with a proud smile on her face, guess that's a compliment for women
I kiss Diane and I feel that passion like the night before
I stroke her face and mount her slowly unbuttoning her jeans
Caroline is screaming and moaning. It's so much hotter than Diane's moans but she doesnt have a dime on Diane's face and body
I pull her pants down to her knees and turn her around
Wanted to have an easy escape in worstcase scenario so Diane putting panties and jeans would be too much a risk
I can't help but kiss her butt all over and slowly rub my thumb on her clit
I was going mad because of that ass, I HAD to have it
I spread her cheeks and give her a rimjob, tasting her little tight star
It was amazing, never knew up to that point how much into asses I was
I get my dick inside her little pussy and jam my thumb up her arse
She didn't complain but from my standpoint I can't even fathom how that would be comfortable
I donte give a shit about my ex-gfs....No matter how long the relationships have been. Of course i semi-loved them when we was together and liked their company to an extent, but as soon as i dump them, from that day i dont give a flying fuck about them, and makes me wonder if i ever did. i never remeniss or think about good memories i have with them. That is to not get sad myself of course but im scared how easy it is to just forget them.
i think it boils down to them just not being the one for me maybe mixed with that they always in the begginning act like they are into stuff i am into (shared interessts) or that they are a certain way then time shows it was just bullshit.
i get it of course we all try to be smooth in the beginning but i dont portray myself diffrent from than i am.
Maybe not such a gruesom confession but i dont talk about it with anyone.
>>697604469
You sound like me. I can totally relate to this
My wife fucks other 10/10 women while I watch.
Nobody on the planet that knows us would ever guess.
>>697604163
Acknowledge the desire and move on. Desire doesn't ruin lives...cheating does. If you want to be with other people, break it off first.
>>697622162
California
>>697603477
The hardest thing to do is move on. It's scary bro.
>>697622800
She was 14 at the time, and we are both 16 now. This was when we were freshman in HS, and I don't think she would ever do the tit pic thing ever again, sorry.
>>697620746
I see you are a Bernie supporter.
>>697601733
i just got dubs like the monster i am
>>697623275
ahh that's fine don't worry about it man
I not only post on reddit, but I also downvote others to help keep my hold on top post if i am up there.
I never seed torrents after DL
>>697623193
very populated state so this was a good choice for you to use as a guess. but it is the wrong state. :(
>>697613333
Cuck
>>697615263
He said he had the desire to. Not that he is following through.
>>697601733
I drink and drive everyday, I'm not violent or retarded when I get drunk but I'm for sure an alcoholic and I'm terrified that one day I'm gonna have to address the situation.
>>697623109
... sounds interesting.. where do you get the women?.. and why don't you join in?
>>697622802
I fuck her hard and slowly, she was trying to grab the grass but couldn't get a grip
Caroline cums and so does cousin
He stands up and looks at us, I try to hide Diane's body from him because it was MINE he laughs and goes for a piss
This is getting way to stressful for me but I try my darnest
Caroline drops next to us "How is it Diane?" I try to mix her words up with pushes in the right spots "Its..Umff..Goo..ood"
"Need any help?" Caroline stares at her
I felt disgusted by Caroline, she just blew me and fucked my cousin, I mean her own family? But...Who am I to judge?
Diane smiles at her with approval so Caroline crawls under her and makes out with her
I look down and...fuck
Caroline hasnt put her pants on yet
I try to reason with myself that ive risked enough with that STD filled cumdumpster but I have two vaginas presented to my cock
I feel Carolines fingers play with Dianes clit as they make out
She scratches me a bit and its just getting annoying
Fuck it I think as I pull my dick out and jam it into Carolines inviting pussy lips
"OHFMMM FUUCK" she shouts and Diane just smiles and keeps kisding her
She wasnt exactly wide but not as tight as Diane
Diane drops of her knees and lies ontop of Caroline. I still havr my thumb up her arse
Diane shouts "ffff im cumming!" I quickly add to the pleasure and jam my cock in her again
It was kinda funny but really fucking hot but she screams out "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT" the I lasts through out her whole climax and she collapses on Caroline.
I didnt cum but i was damn close
But then Diane was just like a ragdoll, no movements or moans as I fuck her so I just stop
They both lie there and Cousin bails
Caroline whispers "Yours is bigger" at this point im sure they are just lying
We get dressed and im feeling blue balled
Caroline and Diane are besties now, holding each other close and I walk behind them staring at those magnificent butts, I smell my thumb out od curiosity and it wasnt all that bad
>>697604916
Al carbon is the Taco King.
>>697623760
You don't even need paint. The first thing I saw was the words "you just lost the game"
>>697613333
a fucking cuck faggot like you dont deserve those quads
>>697604395
>be dirty dune coon
>write dumb shit on twitter
>people make fun of me
>delete it and try to make myself less retarded
>makes them laugh harder
>tears stream down to sandy keyboard
clearly islamophobes
I watch incredibly perverted, abusive porn, but after I get my nut from the idea, I'm immediately disgusted and regret ever being turned on by it. Its actually a vicious cycle on my psyche, and I'm always worried one day I'm gonna say this shit turned me on in the first place, which is why I'm always reserved and cautious with words in settings I shouldn't feel that way (around friends and in parties where drinking and smoking is involved).
I've often thought of just killing myself -- but really, I just want to be normal again and stop having recurring spurs of sexual deviancy.
>>697624226
Swinger websites.
I don't join in because it has always been another couple and I'm not into sharing my wife with a dude.
It's a good time......as you can probably tell
>>697611999
Having issues isn't a problem. We all have issues. Making people--especially yourself--suffer because of them...that is where the problem lies. You are wired to give and receive love no matter what happens to you. If you find it hard to do that, get help.
>>697624232
>sheeeeeeeit
i wouldve fucking lost it and beat her
>>697611999
Y is life so bad? God created a horribly bad scientific experiment then called it the human race/earth. I also think he abandoned us many years ago.
>>697608503
What does it taste like?
>>697614410
Tell her. Neither of you benefits from you living a lie.
>>697624659
me and my wife have been trying to get in on that. But we cant find anyone who is game. What site do you use?
Also, stellar tits on both of them. good on you, m8
>>697625111
I use swinglifestyle.com
I have tried several other sites but have had the best luck with that site, by far. You do have to be patient, not everyone is into it but there are people out there for certain.
>>697603477
Shock.
Anon, your wife KNOWS that you still love her and would do anything to get her back alive, and I can guarantee you she'd feel the same if the roles were reversed. She would want you to be happy and not be too hung up on her. She will always love you anon, and she knows that just because you're feeling numb and emotionless does not at all mean you don't love her. There comes a certain point in grief when you can't feel anything.
I wish you well.
>>697612158
>krys
nothing of value was lost
>>697619365
Movie "Sleepers" 1996 K Bacon
>>697624232
The night concludes with a few comments from the others calling us sick and twisted but when the others don't hear a few how was it and how is he/she?
We stop thinking about it and get some burned burgers since we can't properly handle a grill
Me and Diane go back to my room and she's close to passing out
I adl her how she felt in the butt and she said it was fun and taboo.
I start making out with her and she stops me "My pussy is kinda sore anon" good for her because I wasnt aiming for the pussy
I keep kissing her and put a finger in her butt
"Oh..I see what you mean" she thinks about it and decides to try if I get some lube
Fuck that I spit in my hand and lube my finger into her
"I guess that works" she gives me a naughty smile I get two fingers in but don't want more because I want it atleast partially tight
We have a go at it I get the head of my cock in and she needs a minute or two to adjust, then we get a cm in and repeat.
When im finally ballsdeep she asks me to be gentle
But I want to see it happen (we were in spooning position)
I move her down to missionary and my dick slips out
She makes a quick squeeze sound cuz it kinda hurt her how fast it got pulled
I aim my dick in and go ballseep without hesitation
She scratches my back good and asks me to chill
This is all soo crazy I just can't
I go full hammer force back and forth
Her pained moans were driving me nuts and I just keep going and fuck me I empty my cumbladder inside her
I lasted maybe 2 minutes and I just homd her tight with my dick still in her butt
She holds me back and kisses me
We make out some more and I try ro get blood flowing in my dick again but he aint having it.
Afterwards I ask if she actually wants to date
She wasn't interested but wouldn't mind a few more fucksessions
So we keep fucking from time to time and then she gets a bf and it all stops
What amazes me the most is that she is still able to treat me like family
>>697619365
It doesn't matter if you suffered abuse...you came through it knowing right from wrong. It sounds like you are ready to give up some unhealthy behavior. Good.
I bought a chicken when I still lived with my parents
I'm...black.
i'm a diagnosed narcissist
>>697625972
Awesome
>>697625239
thanks man.
We are both patient about the matter. In the mean time, we get off to ffm porn, or talking about it. Our goal is to dominate an innocent girl together. Humiliate her. Use her. And maybe call her up whenever we want to have fun with her. Let's hope someone out there is into that.
I wonder why humans r supposed to be social creatures? Cause nobody likes anyone else unless they r using them.
>>697626018
not really. everytime i do something, i ask myself if it's for my own benefit or not. i'm socially broken. not shy or virgin, but i don't value a lot of fellow humans.
i was raised by drunks that always gave me shit for their shitty life. that made me an emotional cripple which resulted in narcissism
>>697626300
I'm sure there is someone out there that is into that. There is someone out there that is into EVERYTHING.
The issue you will likely have is finding an unattached female that is into it. Your best chance for that would probably be getting your girl really good at picking up other girls at bars/parties, etc.
What part of the world are you in?
I shouldn't have gotten remarried.
>>697626556
We have thought about picking up girls in bars and parties.
We are in NYC.
You would think it would be easier, right?
>>697626455
I hope we never meet
>>697626907
Man, you are in a prime market, my friend.
I would create a profile on SLS with sexy pics of the girl stating exactly what you guys are looking for. You might be surprised.
I once had 3 way sex with my friends while on shrooms. I'm bi, and they were both straight. It was pretty amusing.
I also once puked noodles on my friend's bathroom and used his sister's Barbie to clean it up.
>>697627114
Thanks for the motivation. I think it might be easier once we get our first. Get a feel for how this goes. I will take your advice and make a profile.
Where are you in the world?
>>697626975
i hope i can change. i'm trying my best to help other people, to go out of my way. i'm not a bad person, just not normal anymore
women think i'm playing the asshole game, when i infact don't even care what they think of me. it's really sad.
but when i help someone it always makes me happy. so, that gives me hope
>>697613333
Enjoy your STDs, you cuck
hahahahah
>>697613333
>Wasting quads on this absolute shitpost
why tho
>>697604395
sorry mate white people suck.
>>697627385
Southeast U.S.
F*** u 4chan mods. Warning me shit. I don't give a flying rats @$$ if u give me a lifetime ban. This isn't my phone. Lol. I'll b bak here again in about 5 minutes. Again f### ur rules faggot face, punk ass teeny boppers
Deep down, I actually care what people think about me.
Also, I pee almost exclusively in the sink. I like the cold porcelain on my balls.
>>697604665
Sexual inercourse with the sole purpose of procreation.
i am the next messiah lmao
I am extremely kinky. Haven't told my family about it. I enjoy kink more than I enjoy vanilla relationships, so much so that I no longer wish to get married, have a gf, or any normal shit like that.
>>697602651
have a great day :) try to look at the little things today and enjoy everything in the present!
>>697605463
you should meditate.
>>697603477
all love is is a connection and as she died and you excepted your grief you passed on the negativity that resides in the connection. youre an asshole, youre just ready to move on :)
>>697620380
oh god that is stupid and cringe
>>697620572
who?
>>697604260
i really don't think youll have anymore of those ever again
I like to shit my pants
>>697608602
So do I. I will never act on it though I just like to see an imaginary me in pain because I don't feel good enough to have been given everything I have.
>>697601733
I hunted down the guy that stabbed me to stick the screwdriver in him where he left it in me.
Its surprisingly hard to do
>>697628552
>>697605463
mans knows meditate homie
>>697627444
You mad white boy? Then I will prescribe you Xanax. You see sometimes we are angry for reasons we no longer remember and have the hatred boil up inside us. This is not healthy and rest assured you will not have to keep ingesting it it will be only temporarily. I will make you an appointment with our psychologist and she will keep track of your progress. Eat healthy a lot of fruits you know how they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Avoid stressful situations when you can. Take 2 pills one in the morning at diner and one at evening at diner with a big glass of water.
Side effects include:
Being forgetful
changes in patterns and rhythms of speech
clumsiness or unsteadiness
difficulty with coordination
discouragement
drowsiness
feeling sad or empty
irritability
lack of appetite
lightheadedness
loss of interest or pleasure
relaxed and calm
shakiness and unsteady walk
sleepiness or unusual drowsiness
slurred speech
tiredness
trouble concentrating
trouble in speaking
trouble performing routine tasks
trouble sleeping
unsteadiness trembling
or other problems with muscle control or coordination
unusual tiredness or weakness call me if you experience any of these.
I will see you again next tuesday at 10am or 7pm whatever fits you best. Have a pleasant day sir.
I enjoy pooping myself. Its hard living with others, but I manage. It fills me with a sense of naughtyness. I like to hold it in for days then 'accidently' poop my pants. Its warm and great.
