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Face rate thread /b/
Let's go!!
>>697593276
How can you start one when it clearly states goodnight?
2/10
>>697593276
R8 me testifle
>>697593276
just curious how many niggers do you own? if you dont me me axing of course
>>697593752
10/10 for the kangaroo
>>697593276
Guido faggot
-3/10
I look really sad in this. i was just really lit
>>697593752
This guy is holding a kangaroo fuck everyone else
>>697594026
9/10 them eyes tho
Of you're real that is.
>>697593979
You're a fucking walking chicken ramen/10
>>697593276
6/10 nice eyes
>>697593752
lmao wtf more roo please
>>697594026
I bet she has a feminine penis.
>>697594320
thanks, i think?
>>697593947
is that gay? just asking for a friend
>>697593979
you must be swimming in pussy
>>697594026
Older pic from before I dyed my hair
>>697594770
Balls ain't touching you're off the homo hook.
>>697594838
exatly the opposite ;)
>>697593276
7/10
>>697594026
5/10
>>697594901
3/10
>>697594996
I was kidding
Be gentle
>inb4 dog filter whore
btw OP is hot af
>>697595164
i know. see where i put that winky face? that was me letting you know you're an ass
>>697595227
Ty Ty 8/10
>>697595202
7/10 like a low budget tyler oakly
>>697595227
9/10 lightskin goddess
for serious, am I an ugly piece of shit and should kill myself ?
>>697595227
Btw eyebrows on point
>>697595572
would agree
>>697595568
dont be that guy man, its all good vibes here. 6/10 get rid of the cigarette and you'd be a 7
>>697595202
how many nigger do you own? i can judge you better if i knew
>>697595346
my bad please cut your hair too
>>697595961
how much nigger do you own? house and field and tree too sure
>>697595568
I'd say you're a solid 6. You're not my type, but you've got a nice face and really lovely skin. I'm a little jealous there.
>>697595961
Also a 6. Cute af and I really like your hair. Shirt's a good color on you too.
>>697595777
>less than 10
>>697595546
I'd never heard of him, but holy shit he might be my döppelganger.
>>697596332
I am not a slave owner
>>697596728
not slaves jst niggers its not a hard question
>>697595572
>>697595656
Ty I take huge pride in my eyebrows <3
>>697596958
You have nice cocksucking lips
>>697596815
who you calling a nigger bruh
>>697595568
You are less than half as attractive than myself.
If you wanna add OP on snapchat it's
Ilovemusic911
>>697597217
this guy
>>697596958
kike for 10 gross also you look like a smug prick
>>697597304
>you
>>697597773
lel
Rate?
>>697598189
7/10
Cute and hopefully legal.
>>697598440
I'm 19 do not worry
hi
May as well because sleep definitely ain't happening tonight.
Heck whatever I'll give it a go
>>697598585
Excellent. :)
>>697594026
>>697594901
>>697595227
I would make every one of you girls cum your brains out with my sword clock
>>697599362
Pics or gtfo
>>697600012
:) you like?
>>697600201
It's nice but I'm not so sure it's yours.
>>697600378
First of all is this a femanon cause I'm strictly for the pussy
>>697593276
I like butter. Face rate threads are for trolls and emotionallyrics stunted 14 yr Olds with self esteem issues.
Everyone itt except for Mah nigga birdman kill your damn self
>>697600201
I have a similar penis good sir.
>>697598710
Gender?
10/10 if guy
8/10 if girl
R8 me /b/
>>697600201
If its yours then fucking 10/10 would cum all over
>>697598842
4/10 m8, but nice hair tho
>>697600897
Your greasy as shit bro why does everyone on 4chan look like they don't shower
>>697598842
Cut your hair, and wear more professional looking clothes. You have the face of a grown ass man, but dress like a kid.
>>697601264
It's style but whatever man keep dressing like a corporate clone I bet you'll stand out real well
I never participate in these.. but whatever. Have at it.
>>697601630
I never said dress like you're interviewing every day. I'm advising you to look less like a child if you wish to be taken even the slightest bit seriously.
You can be stylish and maintain a mature, well-groomed look at the same time.
>>697598774
8/10 for smiling side
4/10 for frowning side
Do you have another picture I don't feel this one does you justice.
>>697601795
7.5/10
You look like an elf. In a good way. Not sure what gender though
>>697595961
8/10 would bang
>>697602192
Not the first time I've gotten the elf thing. Its the stupidly long face.. oh but male.
>>697601795
You look like an old nurse get a diffirent haircut and diffirent glasses/contact lenses
>>697602077
Yeah but I do the same fucking retarded half-smile thing in every single picture when I try and look happy. This is how I usually look though.
>>697602553
Is that pic related somehow? Lmao. I normally wear contacts so heres without the "nurse glasses".
>>697602901
yeah you're good would defo bang
>>697602901
You have nice features. I think it's your hair that doesn't quite suit them. 7/10 with potential.
What up sluts!?
>>697603221
Do you have a picture without your hand covering 1/4 of your face?
>>697603221
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Hey
>>697593276
what u think?
>>697603570
Are you dead? If so 10/10
>>697603407
Uh yea.
Just covering a pimple m8
>>697603415
Well there is no carpet buddy
>>697603984
You look like steve-o
>>697603869
Your natural eyes have a very pleasant shape, but just as nice with eyeliner/mascara. Not to mention 10/10 cheekbones. Ship shape. 9/10
>>697603869
I don't see shit. Think you're going crazy
>>697603984
If you didn't look like some grade-A douchebags i knew in highschool i'd give you a 7. But sorry. 5
>>697604485
Aww poor baby got bullied in high school
>>697604410
Something I'm missing here?
This thread is kind of bleak. Yikes.
>>697602960
You're very cute :)
>>697604888
He saying youre a thirsty beta fuck
Nice trips though
>>697604971
9/10 I'd fuck you.
>>697604971
You're VERY handsome :)
2nd from the left.
AYO WHO WANTS THEIR DICK SUCKED
r8 me cucks
Hey
>>697605381
how old are you, twelve?
>>697593276
8/10
>>697593979
Weed/10
>>697594026
10/10 but I don't believe that's actually you
>>697595202
Lose the fag glasses
>>697595227
9/10 but not you
>>697595568
Get that stupid look off your face and you're probably 7/10
>>697595961
Nose
>>697596958
8.5/10
>>697597217
I really don't know how to rate black people, I have no opinion on them
>>697598189
Is your bottom lip in your mouth
>>697598710
Can't be kawaii with that schnoze, try going for a tough italian guy look
>>697598774
7/10
>>697598842
This shit can't be real
>>697598993
Yugoslav
>>697599362
Ok kiddo, if this isn't copypasta I don't know what to say
>>697600897
Nerd/10
>>697601795
2/10 sorry dude
>>697603221
8/10 cute
>>697603570
Weird eyes
>>697603869
C-cute! 10/10
>>697603984
Well it's true, you do look like a 5/10 douche
>>697605070
Hot 9/10
>>697605164
I do, 3/10
Rate me, ignore my mummy body.
>>697593276
what u think fam?
>>697605381
please be kidding
>>697603869
Would wifo
You near DC?
>>697606426
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>>697606153
>stupid look
>smoke in face
>has never smoked
why are you rating guys again, faggot?
>>697607057
I want to fuck you/10
>>697607363
do you already grow pubes yet?
only pic of me i have
>>697593276
"Goodnight" in the morning? You must be a retard (and/or a usafag/retard)
>>697606819
Hey, I want you to check out this website.
Go to
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Just check it out
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>>697597217
this is rapper Fabulous
>>697607118
>I am become foot
nigga u just mad I rated you below what you wanted, and I can tell when a man is handsome, I'm not gay, but I'm not blind.
Also I don't get what your greentexts were meant to convey.
>>697607605
In that case I wanna fuck you too
also reported.
>>697607867
nah it seems pretty ingrained in your genetics so it's more like you were born that way. and I'm not angry, it's just fun watching all the autism on this thread.
>I know when a guy is attractive
>I'm not gay tho lol XD XDD
also
>nigga
Rate me
>>697608115
I use the word nigga exclusively to make people mad and cause further autism.
Do you not know when a man is attractive? I am good at studying facial features, in a man I look for straight medium-large noses, strong jaws and eyebrow ridges, not too big but nice convex chins, medium lips, not too droopy eyes, and relatively even cheekbones.
And in women I look for Medium-small straight noses, weaker thinner jaws, moderately weak eyebrow ridges, medium-full lips, larger eyes, thinner chins, and more prominent cheekbones.
Note that this is mainly for white people, they're the easiest to study.
>>697593276
http://xhamster.com/movies/6261429/mysterr_mom_teaches_teen_boy_how_to_fuck.html
Source!
>>697608938
Lol you look that kid thats gonna snap and shoot people up
>>697609005
you sure know a lot about how to check guys out, fag. it's cool man your secret is safe with us.
>>697606153
Rate me famalam
>>697609421
You notice that but you don't notice that I also know a lot about how to check girls out?
>>697609216
>Gonna
>>697604971
10/10
>>697609509
I almost woke people up
>>697609565
why should I? you're obviously deflecting and trying to rationalize because you have cognitive dissonance. you're gay or at the very least bi and balls deep in denial about it apparently
>>697609513
Would bang
>>697609509
Bahahahahahahahaha! from the thumbnail I thought it was an old lady but it was me with some gross fat guys face! Holy fuck.
>>697609513
8.5/10 this man is attractive
>>697609839
I do admit that I have the cognitive ability to find a man attractive, though I could never fall in love with a man nor do I want to have sex with them, is that the answer you wanted? I can find mens features attractive but that doesn't make me not straight, it's more along the lines of, "I wish I had those features." It's really not complicated.
>>697603869
your hotter with black hair
>>697593276
sandnigger/10
>>697610122
kripp?
Post more guise
>>697593276
manlet/akbar
>>697610037
>being attracted to same sex
>not gay
ooookay. you're like those guys who say they're """""straight""""" but like to give guys blow jobs. maybe you don't want to marry them but at the very least you want to fuck to some degree. that's whole point of attraction you in denial retard. every time you reply you sound more and more in denial. you might want to take a break and re read your comments to see how in denial you sound like
"guys are attractive" said no heterosexual male ever
>>697610483
guys are attractive if you saw a picture of brad pitt and danny devito are you gay to say one is more attractive than the other? Come out of the closet already.
>>697610483
Like I said, it's more "I want those features on myself" than "I want to fuck that guy"
I'm not sexually attracted to men, but there is such a thing as envy.
>>697610701
if you had a shred of self awareness you'd realize that you're trying to rationalize your conflicting ideas (cognitive dissonance). I don't need your validation because I'm secure with myself and no I wouldn't find Brad Pitt attractive because I'm not gay. I know that's hard for you to understand because you're a closet case but that's the truth
>>697610868
>>697610701
>>697610483
Shut the fuck up faggs
>>697601795
Stephen Hawking post als/10
>>697602553
Finger in the fish mouth/10
normie
>>697602960
Stephen Hawking pre-ALS/10
>>697610328
>>697607363
>>697606771
>>697606560
>>697605381
that boys kik: Jonaxan
>>697611028
It's not gay to think a member of the same sex is good looking, doesn't mean you want to fuck them.
>>697605091
Dr. Who/10
>>697611313
lol and yet you can't even acknowledge how hard you're trying to prove to me you're not gay. like I said, I was even angry because I don't actually care. you could have said I was a negative 9000. I'm not here to seek validation. I just called you out on your faggotry. sorry you had to find out this way. and envy is a completely different emotion than attraction. you aren't attracted to a pizza when you're full, on the contrary you might find it repulsive even though a couple hours before when you were hungry it looked like the best thing ever. your attraction to guys is the same as saying your fill of cock hasn't been satisfied
>>697611238
happy outside, sad inside/10
>>697611238
Atrocity Exhibition/10
>>697611650
You just sound to bitter to insecure to acknowledge other men can be more attractive to you. By your logic saying a man looks ugly makes you just as gay.
>>697611748
by my logic judging another man whether he is attractive or not is gay, you're right. I don't see how I'm bitter though when I just said I don't actually care what you rated me. someone else rated me the same thing and I wasn't """angry""" like you claim I am. fucking autist.
>>697606236
more?
Heeey
>>697611969
Never said I was "attracted" to men but a non retard can acknowledge some are more attractive than others, it doesn't make you gay. Stay mad you ugly little autist.
>>697611650
Dude that's not even footface you're talking to anymore, I haven't responded since >>697610868
>>697611969
Having sex with a man is gay, kissing a man is gay, looking at a man and saying "hey that guy has a great jawline" is not gay, you're the one that's sounding insecure dude.
I like to eat pussy, I like to insert my penis into vagina, I love the smell of a womans skin, does any of that sound gay to you?
>>697612338
lol wtf is the point of attraction if not that eventually you want to fuck them? you can't say with a straight face you think someone is attractive and not be attracted to them. when girls say "you're not my type" and then give you a rate (like someone did to me here) that's a pity rate because deep down they don't find me attractive lmao. you're pretending like you have the absolute objective standard for beauty memorized even though there's tons of people who don't go by said standards even if they're in the minority so it's not absolute you closet case
>>697612422
that's why you've been trying to prove to me you're not gay this whole time... okay. just ignore that part and I guess that makes sense. I don't need to know your PERSONAL shit either you vulgar faggot. you should go back to jerking off to fight club tbqh fam
>>697612328
Hi kayla
>>697613254
beauty is a abosolute standard all attractive people have similar features. You have gay pictures saved and your trying to call me gay your the one whos gay kill yourself
>>697613602
>reaching this hard
I bet even if I showed you that I don't you wouldn't believe it. the retardation is so real right now holy fuck. I guess pedo's, chubby chasers, zoo freaks, those don't exist.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>697613458
Whos kayla?
Cuse im not her
>>697613254
Not having beauty standards is a literal retardation.
If you don't know when another man is attractive you don't know that you may have to compete with him to get a woman, in all animals the female goes after the male with the best genes, and you may have to fight a male that you feel might be selected instead of you.
In this modern civilized society however beauty is still a competition, but we're not just gonna fight whatever guy is better looking than us because within our recent evolution we've gained hyperintelligence and charisma, beauty and physique no longer play the dominant role, but they're still there and recognizable.
Does that explain it to you? You closed minded shitter?
>>697613834
your autism is showing
>>697613922
I have been bested
>>697613922
FYI I can tell you're a total beta because you still think women care about looks. women care about money and power and who the best guy to leech from is. it's okay, I was 19 once too
>>697614308
Your stupid women are more shallow then men they judge you on your appearence more than anything
>>697614455
hahahaha sure thing Mohammad
>>697614308
>>697613922
>>697613834
>>697613602
>>697613254
>>697612422
guys cmon, even if he is that retarded it's still bait.
>>697595961
6/10, youre south east asian, my guess is filipino
>>697598189
mods undereage b&
>>697614308
Women do care about looks because it's natural to care about looks, I know most women are selfish and manipulative, but if a woman had to choose between a disgusting rude fat old Italian billionaire and a charismatic handsome muscular Germanic billionaire, she'd definitely choose the latter.
One day in the future women may become entirely irrelevant, they are physically and intellectually inferior to men, if we evolve to remove our primal instinct such as our sex drives, being territorial, and ape rage, man and man alone would transcend the animal kingdom, literally becoming bio computers.
>>697605381
t. wud cum in bussi
>>697615012
and? you just keep moving the post further and further you white knight cuck beta autist fedora fag
"gee this pizza sure does look delicious, I'd NEVER want to eat it though"
can you also rate kids for how attractive they are for pedos? what's a sexy dog look like?
r8
>>697615855
>white knight cuck beta autist fedora fag
Nice buzzwords, also, White Knight? Did you not read the second half of my post?
>That deluxe pizza looks pretty tasty, but I don't like Peppers or tomatoes
>That dude is pretty handsome, but I don't like penis or the XY chromosome
So fuck off with your food analogies.
r8
>>697615855
Also I just read that image now too, if I was the guy I'd in that situation I'd get all of my children and 2 ex wives into one place and blow my fucking brains out in front of all of them.
>>697616805
>no be white knight cuck
>must compete for da womyn to leik my pasty gouda complexion
pls... just stop
>>697616805
>This is what happens to a person when they're ugly
>>697617113
That's not what a white knight is, a white knight is an SJW variant that defends women and thinks they can do no wrong.
I'm just stating that naturally males have to compete for females, I myself don't prioritize sex and try to get with an absolute bitch just because she's hot, because I'm not a neanderthal.
But there is such a thing as decent women, I'm currently talking to a girl who seems to like me for who I am, she's not the hottest babe ever but she's cute, I am very selective of the people I associate myself with, and unlike a White Knight cuck, that includes women.
>>697617184
Ugly people don't have children anon.
>>697617731
Obviously they do or everybody would look the same. Are you that new or just a degenerate faggot nobody wants here
Swegfoto
>>697617731
If that were true, how do you explain Trump? He's ugly af.
>>697617874
Anyway, it's 7am so I (Footface close homo) am going to try and sleep.
>>697617644
you're literally white knighting in that comment by thinking she's actually different. whatevs. my life isn't going to fall apart because someone on the internet doesn't agree with me like you kind of have. enjoy getting played, sucker
Rate me /bros
>>697618098
Somehow I knew someone was gonna bring Trump up.
Do you have any Idea how much MONEY and POWER he has?
>>697618208
So you are asexual? You don't like women? You got mommy issues or something?
>>697618098
He's not ugly he's tall has a good frame and decent face and you forget he's 70 years old
>>697593276
omg bb have my babies
RATE ME
>>697604573
FILL ME
>>697610122
are you shitting rn
Zozzle
>>697618408
I thought you were going to bed. why must you continue to try to pacify your own projected insecurities on me especially with half ass armchair psychology? it's called not being a degenerate piece of shit and learning self control, anon. if my dick is my weakness then I'm guarding that fucker like it's made of glass. and imb4 virgin fag, I've learned this through literature only after experience. fat, ugly, beautiful, insecure, young, old, doesn't matter what type of girl, same shit different face.
>>697618220
swedish/10
>>697618971
Nope
>>697601169
>Sunken eyes
>Eyes miles apart
>Wide nose
>Wide mouth
>Weak jawline
>Doughboy babyface
>Look like you borrowed eyebrows from WoolyWilly
Showers may be the only thing you have going for you 4/10
>>697618892
Saying all women are selfish and leechy is like saying all black people are irrational, or all men are sex crazed pigs, or all youtubers are trash, or all dogs go to heaven, sure that's the case for most, but there are exceptions.
Don't be a gobberpoffer.
>>697605091
I'm a straight dude but I'd consider fucking you
>>697612328
You better invest in some curtains because I'm moving into your asshole
>>697593276
8/10 for the hair
>>697595227
The type of girls i like 8/10
>>697597217
Look like p diddys broke brother 7/10
>>697598842
What the fuck do you do for a living
>>697603221
The type of chick youd see at starbucks and daydream about marrying
>>697605164
Would let you suck my dick in the bar bathroom/10
Light a fire under my ass /b/
>>697620934
>NAWALT
ok dude. somehow this isn't getting through your thick head. if they aren't playing those stupid games then they aren't females. There's always bound to be one feminine and one masculine in the relationship. There's never perfect equilibrium because that's not how nature works and chances are the female (believe it or not) is going to be the feminine one. but okay. you can believe what you want. I don't know how the fuck this involves me. let us know how things turn out so we can laugh at you, I mean IF I turn out to be right (I'm really not sure you know because I'm le """"bitter""""" and """"insecure"""""). seems like you have everything under control. good job sport.
>>697618220
Get rid of the faggot haircut and you'll be a 8/10, otherwise 6/10
Rate
>>697622043
7/10
>>697595568
Tommy?
>>697622043
tits
>>697606153
prince charming if he smoked weed/10
>>697622119
9/10
>>697622043
7/10
>>697621590
You need to be be 18 to use this board faggot
>>697622043
Is your name Cassandra/10
Eyes are cute, kissable lips too.
Ignore the filter, I fuckin hate my nose but rate me?
>>697622682
shut up watkins
Awful.
>>697622807
are you a swedish guido
>>697622807
Twink porn/10
Otherwise decent, 7/10
>>697622861
How'd u know
be kind plz
>>697622921
just a mind reader i guess
>>697622708
Eh, I might scratch behind your ears if I was high.
so like a 6? 7 if you got some sun.
>>697622932
I remember there being an archive of him somewhere. What's his name again? Me an my friends absolutely love his photos.
>>697622995
Kek thanks anon.
Born in New Zealand so unluckily I was born with pale skin and I'll probably die with pale skin
>>697623183
His name is Anders Hegg, a lovely Norwegian fellow. I have a folder of all his pics.
>>697623465
You'll get a 10 for the Seinfeld jeans.
>>697623465
on the fast track to becoming a suburbanite dad/10
>>697623329
Do you have a dropbox link?
>>697622119
underage hepatitis sufferer/10
>>697622807
Backstreet boys had their time a long time ago/10
>>697593276
Rename this the Insecurity thread.
r8 me!
>>697593276
I fucking know you from fb dude Im trying to remember your account name
>>697622043
I have pics saved of you
>>697625473
I did the best I could to salvage your haircut
You guys are fags.
>>697625473
lightbulb with ears outta 10
>>697627670
MR ANDERSON
be gentles
>>697628414
Anthony Green/10
