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Official sext thread:
Singles are safe
Dubs send "why haven't we fucked yet" to last girl they texted
Trips do the same as dubs, but send a dick pic too
Quads make new rules
Roll
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"Look you gonna date me, and keep muh Dick wet"
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>>697553748
HOLY FUCK LMAO
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>>697554047
Read the OP
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fuck
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rollin
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roll
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roll?
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roll? whatever ill do it anyway
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>>697554926
U better fucking deliver
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Rollan
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>>697555417
reroll
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Welp here we go
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5733
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Rolling
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>>697555320
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>>697553748
Rollingggg
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roll
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roll
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>>697553748
>>>697555320
Just to make sure someone replies
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>>697553748
Testing.
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>>697553748
rollin
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Roll
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>>697556488
Deliver
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post
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>>697553748
Rolerino
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>>697556488
Deliver you faggot
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>>697556488
>>697558488
You both better deliver
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Aye
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Roll
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Rolling
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trips
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Roll.
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rollin!
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>>697555768
The last time you texted a girl was May 8th? Wow, not really sure what I expected on /b/.
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Rollerino
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>>697561858
it's not the last time but it's the last girl i don't give a fuck about typing shit to her on tinder whose mildly attractive
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lmao
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Pizza rollllll
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>>697561858
Rolling for you. If dubs, you have to deliver.
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>>697561858
>>697562506
Rerolling for you again. =).
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>>697561858
>>697562506
>>697562591
Rerolling for you a third time. I do this out of love.
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rolling
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Rollio
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zRol
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>>697561858
>>697562506
>>697562591
>>697562658
The dub gods are clearly in your favor, but I'm not giving up. RE FUCKING ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>697561858
>>697562506
>>697562591
>>697562658
>>697562783

You're not getting away that easily. Fucking rolling.
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rolling because why not
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>>697562972
one more chance, reroll
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>>697561858
>>697562506
>>697562591
>>697562658
>>697562783
>>697562936
God... Damn... It... ROLL!

>>697563072
>>697562972
Way to get double 72's.
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>>697563072
I got the same number both times wow
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>>697563166
MOTHERFUCKING FINALLY.

WINRAR!!!!

THis fucker >>697561858 has to deliver now!


Woo!
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>>697563284
>being this autistic
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>>697563403
I try.
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>>697563403
You do know where you are, right?
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>>697553748
riol
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>>697563489
A failing thread?
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roll for pussi
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Rollin
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Nice
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>>697553748
Rawling
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>>697564118
Well. Yes, but also 4chan. Kek.

>>697564223
Lets pretend you got 222 and go with it. Anon's right, this thread is dying.
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Roll
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Rolling
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Rollllll
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Roll
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>>697564522
We have yet another winner. Now please deliver
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WISH ME LUCK BOIS
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>>697564768
Good luck brother
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UH OH
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Keep the thread alive. I wanna prove I delivered Bois.
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Bump
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>>697564409
damn this thread is ded
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bummp
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OH NO
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>>697565457
keep it up bro. she wants you.
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It's going down bois
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>>697565457
You're the only one keeping this thread alive
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bump
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>>697565457
This is true. Also she's cute. She definitely wants you though.

>>697565642
Absolutely what.

>>697565683
True.
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>>697565642
go op go
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>>697553748
roll!
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I couldn't screenshot her because I already screenshotted her once. So this is what her snap looked like
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My reply
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>>697566103
if you have an android you can get an app that will can screenshot it and it wont show up
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>>697553748
Gran rolerino
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>>697566103
go for the kill you nitwit
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>>697566103
The fucking christ mate. Come on now, who cares? If she asks, tell her you think she's really cute and that's why you're saving the shots she sends you.
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Keep the thread alive Bois. I want you guys to see my results!
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>>697566251
These ones with the filters make you seem too insecure to take a normal picture. Would not reccomend
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>>697566103
Get it, brotha!
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>>697566251
Stop making such autistic faces
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>>697553748
jess
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>>697566288
>>697566400
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>>697566400
I'm an insecure virgin/:
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>>697566399
Fuck you. Take the damn screenshots of her anyway. I already told you, just tell her you really think she's cute if she even bothers saying anything. Find a fucking way to do it if you're too afraid anyway. DO IT.
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>>697566445
Woo, dodged that bullet.
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>>697564768
>>697565457
>>697565642
>>697566103
>>697566251

Bumping for more
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lets see god damn
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>>697566103
Winner winner chicken dinner
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>>697566555
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>>697566557
Will do friend
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She hasn't replied yet
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Rolling so fucking hard
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>>697566555
>697566555
Fake it till you make it. Godspeed anon.
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>>697566555
You better deliver you little fucking pussy
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Guys so what's my fallback? Like what if she says no? Do I tell her it was a joke? Or what?
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Have mercy.
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roll
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Rollerino
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>>697567268
It's just a social experiment
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>>697567268
Tell he you were drunk, ez
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>>697567268
if it goes really bad just tell it was a truth or dare game otherwise keep pushing for sex
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>>697567064
He abandoned that post so quickly. Kek.

>>697567191
He will.

>>697567268
Like the other guys are saying, find a shitty excuse, or keep pushing. Up to you.
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>>697567268
BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK
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>>697567268
If she says no then tell her you will just have to take it from her against her will
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autobots roll out
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rooolll
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>>697567268
Try and get us nudes. Also, is she responding? Why the fuck haven't you given us any more updates/ images of her?
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so many people got dubs and only one person delivered
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roll
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roll
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She's not replying guys. I think I goofed. She's also at a cheer camp thing so maybe she told somebody or something. I'm paranoid As fuck right now
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>>697567956
God damnit. You should email me her snapchat.
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>>697567956
You
Died
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One of y'all niggas wanted pics. Don't add this to your fap folders
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>>697567956
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, JUST GIVE HER TIME
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>>697567956
Doing it while she at cheer camp what's wrong with u also tell her it was a truth or dare game between ur buddies tell your friends just in case she asks them
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>>697568173
The fuck is that?
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>>697567956
>>697568229
Just give her some time
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Anybody know how to screenshot without it notifying? I'm on apple btw
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Roll.
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>>697568721
I'm definitely interested in this and want to look into it, but cannot give you any working method right now. Unless you emulate the software on a desktop interface, like using bluestacks, and then use desktop screenshot software.
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>>697568721
There's an app for thaf
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>>697568899
Checked
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>>697568721
I have my iPhone jailbroken with Phantom on it. ez
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Roll
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>>697568721
take a picture of the screen with a camera/different phone
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>>697567956
Damn I was getting into it
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bump
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>>697567956
Will you email me her snapchat?
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roll a roo cause im bored
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>>697553748
rolaloeldfk
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Roll
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>>697569793
Then why roll instead of just doing it?
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Roll
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Her reply. I think it's going downhill boys
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>>697569899
Do it
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Roll
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>>697570073
O shit son


Keep us posted
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>>697569899
Deliver fag
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>>697570073
Well it's not a no. Keep it positive and get some
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My reply
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I'll do it for dubs, 7, or 0
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Rolling for epic justice!
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>>697570073
I love you for delivering finally. Keep it coming.
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>>697570310
My nigga
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>>697570327
Let's see it
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>>697570310
Don't give up man, we're rooting for you.
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>>697570310
Yeah boi
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>>697570310
you got dis
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>>697570310
Nigger are you crying
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Roll
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>>697570310
You can do it son
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Come on bro you have this in the bag
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I'm glad I could actually deliver unlike all these are bitches that rolled dubs and didn't deliver. Hasn't opened my last reply yet. Give me some hope bois
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>>697570310
I BET THE TITTIES COMIN UP NEXT
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>>697570310
did you send her the dick pic?
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>>697570310
Makin /b proud
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OP is kill
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>>697570871
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>>697570943
Already some hope mate. Read above.

Get us dem wins (and nudes if possible)
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I might post the tits if I get them my nigs. Anybody wanna snap in the mean time?
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>>697570943
can I consider you my dad? I'd be honored!
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>>697570943
You got this bro
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>>697570310
I'm pulling for you, faggot. You gonna get laid.
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>>697570972
No, not yet
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>>697571110
What's yer snap?
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But the last person I snapped is my sis
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>>697571110
Snap you? Fuck it. Why not. Post your snapchat
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If anybody wants to snap me it's YungWhiteFace
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>>697571231
Do it you piece of shit
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>>697570310
Tear that pussy up nigga
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>>697571231
do it anyway

funfunfun
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>>697570310
Reward is coming
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>>697571231
That's even better
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>>697571335
Kek
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>>697571231
And?
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>>697571231
Hell if she's above the aoc that's free puddy
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>>697571231
And? Sisters need fucking as well, are you really so cruel and conceited that you would not offer your sister a loving and hard fucking?
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/b/ so proud of this dude tryna get some pussy. Bros is da best
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Someone man up and text some hoes
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I wonder if shes shaving
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Rollllll
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>>697571631
Its the snapchat OP. You're getting me hyped
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Dofh
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>>697553748

Asking the real questions here
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>>697571833
Do it.
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>>697571631
I should be sleeping but I don't give a fuck. FUCK WORK, THERE MIGHT BE WINS
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Should I snap her again?
Maybe try to be more persistent?
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roll
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>>697572136
No.
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>>697572136
Yes nigga
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>>697571833
I'm glad lul.
hopefully the bitch pulls through
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>>697572136
Send her something like "I'm waiting!"
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>>697572136
Hell no.
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>>697572136
No.
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>>697571969
Same here /b/rah, hoping for wins
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roll
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>>697572136
Be patient, just give her a couple more minutes (like maybe 5) and then try to snap her again!
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>>697571969
get yo ass to sleep boiii
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>>697553748
Wew lad
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>>697572280
>>697572136
This is the extent of what you should go. Anything more than this, and you're fucking up.
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Guys she opened it literally 30 seconds ago. It's going down nighas
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Rawlins
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>>697572379
bitch there's titties and possibly pussy waiting ahead of me, I ain't goin to sleep for SHIT
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>>697572491
GET IT IN MY NIGGA
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i think she'll send a dickpic
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>>697572136
Just zen through this man don't cave. She is just getting ready so she looks good on snapchat for you. Longer she takes the better
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>>697572136
Hellno
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>>697572432
If it doesn't work out, just tell her tomorrow (or even later in the week, try to show some real shame) you were drunk or something
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>>697572584
kek
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I'm safe because I don't talk to any girls anyway
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>>697572586
yes be patient. wins are coming
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There's no pussy waiting for anyone except the fucks actually sending messages, someone needs to send more people some messages, inb4 >why don't you fag
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>>697571837
my dick out
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>>697572695
same kek
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>>697572695
Are u me
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>>697572491
>>697572586
THIS

>>697572625
Also this but lets not jump to conclusions like that

YOU GOT THIS. Keep bringing us the goods. Better screenshot those replies.

>>697572727
wew
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>>697572755
rekt do it fag
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>>697572777
TRIPS BITCH GET TO TEXTING
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Guys it's been opened for 5 minutes. Rip to me.
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>>697572755
Do it you fucking hypocrite
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The last girl I talked to would take it as a joke and just keep it going until it's funny
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>>697572951
GOT HIM
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WHEN THIS THREAD DIES...

WE MUST MAKE A NEW ONE AND STAY TOGETHER... ALL OF US, THAT INCLUDES YOU SNAPCHAT GUY.

>>697572976
wat
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>>697572136
C'mon nigga!
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>>697573032
proof it
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>>697573032
Perfect
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>>697572976
Quick make her thirst for the cock, send one with message saying "I'm waiting :P"
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It's wife but fuck it
Roll
>mfw
She'll think it was for a side bitch
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>>697573056
never leave me
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>>697573056
I fucking hate you kind of people. Where and with whom do you think you are? We're not a fucking team or family or some shit. Fuck off, cunt.

Fucking newfags.
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>>697573136
If I get dubs within any of my posts I will
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HA
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Roll
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>>697573200
Oh fuck yeh
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Take my energy op
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>>697573259
Newfag. :^)
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>>697573200
DUBS HAHAAAA NIGGA
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>>697573334
3 3 3 4
3
3
4
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>>697573259
PEOPLE WHO HATE PEOPLE, COME TOGETHER!

>no
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She opened my snap 7 minutes ago. Do I snap her again?
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Roll
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>>697572976
SHE TAKIN THAT PERFECT PICTURE OF HER TITTIES AND PUSSY FOR YOU, HAVE FUCKING FAITH MAN
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>>697573334
Stop fucking posting fucking violins, for fucks sake.
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Last time I posted in one of these threads, ended up with dubs and asked my Mom why we had not fucked yet. Via my brothers iPhone, under his name.
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rolling fuck
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>>697573497
Just tell her you're waiting with some stupid emoji
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>>697573497
shes showing it to the officer
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>>697573497
yes, your cock
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>>697573497
No
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>>697573497
Wait 3 more minutes
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>>697573567
Evil mofo
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>>697573497
Relax /b/ro just ride it out and maybe she may ride you out
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>>697573497
I'm not sure about everyone else, but now is when I'd throw another snap saying "I'm waiting :P" or some shit like that. Don't outwardly pressure her, be cool and playful
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fuck i really need an excuse to make a move rolling again
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>>697573497
So she hasn't responded yet?

>>697573529
Probably this. Just keep waiting.

>>697573543
Kek. Kill yourself anon.
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>>697573334
i like this one, you can tell whoever drew it actually knows how to play a violin
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>>697573679
But, why violins?
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>>697573497
Sorry /b/ro, it's taking too long for her to respond, maybe you can try again later
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>>697573672
That, not more
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>>697573672
Actually you know what that, that is a good plan
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>>697573774
She's really great. You should check out her deviant account. (Hint: It's in the image)

>>697573801
Because they're fucking there. God damn. Fuck off.
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>>697573200
Called it
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>>697573672
NOW IS THE TIME FOR HIM TO COCK ALL OVER HER SNAPCHAT
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>>697573497
Yo fucking chill out and be patient

> 7 minutes omg

You skittish fuck she's either getting somewhere private or making fun of you, either way annoying someone for not paying attention to you for 5 minutes only seeks to worsen your position

This is fine, everything is coming up good so far.

If she wants to fuck you, please grow a pair before you go do it. Fuck.
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This is snapchat OP, shout out to the nigga that's snapping me with those German flags in the background.

Anyway it's been 10minutes since she viewed. Hopefully she's getting ready to show tits
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One last roll
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>>697553748
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>>697573982
Rip m8
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>>697573982
You give some dull ass replies.
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>>697574088
yay
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>>697574087
God damnit. D-Do you have a kik or something?
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>>697574088
Oh shit
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