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>Be a 24 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?
>18
Don't even feel bad or anything
>50
>221lbs
>attempted suicide twice
22 last time I held a grills hand was in the elementary school, haven't been on any normal party beside pure drinking with friends
25
Transferring to a 4 year university in a couple months though. Will live on campus. That's like, easy mode, right?
19, almost 20. Probably going to be a kissless virgin forever. Not sure why I havent committed sudoku yet
>>697522970
why not fuck a prostitute?
>>697523663
Poorfag
In 18 now. I lost my virginity when I was 16. It really isn't hard if you come out of your room every once in a while you fucking neet
>>697521241
34 y/o kissless, handhedless, dateless wizard reporting in
>>697521241
>21 yo handholdless kissless virgin
I'm at that weird point where you're already past the point of no return but still far from having wizard powers. Feels bad, man.
>>697523663
He is honourable, like samurai.
I'm officially of wizard age now as of last month, but I have had sex once. I think she ruined me. That and 4chan fap material has nearly made "normal" sex unappealing to me.
>>697523791
>it really isn't hard
If you look good. I'm average and no girl has ever or will ever be into me. You have good luck
Back in my days you became a wizard at 40
>>697524158
I'll also add that every girl I talk to still does not give a fuck about me, even when I dont do anything wrong
>>697523781
There's no excuse for being 50 years old and still a virgin, even if you're poor. Not all prostitutes are expensive. Some will have sex with you for under $100. C'mon man
lost mine at 18 two days ago to my gf. Its never too late /b/
>>697524158
From what I've experienced, girls are very into personality believe it or not. I'm average, not hot at all. But i tend to be charasmatic and outgoing which girls love. Be funny and nice and confidence can go a long way
>>697522970
Guys, I think this might be bait.
>>697524492
I don't want to lose my wizard powers
>>697521241
32
literally cannot cope anymore. i have never even fapped
>>697524788
Bruh I do the best I can. Personality hasn't gotten me shit
26 virgin and never kissed even I've had a lot of oportunities but it's a decision
>19
Lost it at 18 to current GF, still sad that I did it.
It's awesome, but not only is it over-hyped, I actually kinda wanted to wait until marriage for it.
Yes, I am sad that I lost my virginity.
>>697525201
>Never even fapped
How the hell have you survived on /b/ then?
>>697525201
>you when the big day cums
>>697525201
why the fuck not what is wrong with you
>>697524788
>try my best to be nice, funny and cool to people for years but still be myself
>now girls seem to think I'm a good and reliable friend
>no one has actually been atracted to me ever
that's not enough
I lost mine at 21. Had many chances before in HS but had horrible social anxiety and body dysmorphia. So I thought I was hideous, and no female would ever fuck me. All in my head. Had sex at a party with a random girl, few times off tinder, and had a gf since that point. I'm 22 now. Look decent, nothing amazing. I just played it off like I wasn't a Virgin and stopped acting beta as fuck. Never too late!
>>697525587
because my head doesnt reach my mouth
>>697525968
I think he is actually retarded.
>>697523339
If you go to a decent public school or something yea. I went to a small private tech school and the 70/30 guy to girl ratio, combined with my tendency to stay in my room, lead to me ALMOST not getting laid in college.
>>697526143
no im not retarded ive tried loads of times but i still cant reach my dick with my mouth
>>697525968
>>697521241
my roommate is still a virgin. how can i wingman him if were not old enough to go to bars?
Lost it when I was 16 to a girl who wasn't very hot. She had huge tits which was great but when she was on top it felt like I was being crushed and she would barely move. I didn't even come which made me worry that there was something wrong with me. Still I was at least glad to have got it out the way and it made me far less nervous when doing it with much hotter girls. It is overrated though. You can give yourself a much better orgasm by hand but sex gives you a sense of pride that you just don't get anywhere else.
>>697526365
Don't. He might want to become a wizard.
>>697526289
B8, called it
>>697526365
Go to parties.................................................
>>697521241
>24 yo male
I had sex with my gf today. Any questions or advices you need?
>>697526289
>>697525968
literally got bootycalled from a hot chick from work i dont really speak to much two days ago. i'm the most average dude ever. how are you faggot's seriously struggling so much?
The problem with this whole virginity issue is that a lot of people just tend to have their identity revolve around it.
Mentality = I am a virgin, therefore:
I am worthless
I am not a real man/woman
I am missing out on the greatest thing that life has to offer
Nobody loves me or is willing to give me the time of day.
Here's what I suggest you do /b/:
- Start exercising, the endorphins help you feel good, in addition to the fact that you get a better body.
- Change up diet, can boost your mood too if you include more fruit and veg.
- Engage those people in your social circle more often and then move out of it slowly, which gives you the opportunity to meet more people.
- If you're in a group, don't feel compelled to say anything and worry about sounding stupid. All you have to do is seem interested in what they have to over at the very least.
Of course it's easier said than done, right? But you can get where you want to be in life starting with small steps. 10 minutes can lead to half an hour, a couple of hours, and before you know it, you have great habits. GL /B/!
>>697523339
depends on how autistic you are, I guess. I went to college mostly to improve my social skills, get some chances to meet girls and all; 4 years later and I think i might have become even more of a virgin if that's possible. My major is mosly girls as well, if that matters.
But hey, I will be getting a useless degree, so there is that.
Do I have an excuse for being a lonley, socially akward virgin if am diagnosed with autism?
I hate being autistic, it's not fair. I was never even given a fair chance.
>>697525690
don't be haha story about my pencil case funny, be rude funny, flirty funny, sex jokes, wink at her when ur both drunk. Be nice as in god to talk to but don't be gay best friend. Mock her a bit, tease her, show her you're a dude. If all else fails, get absolutely shredded.
>>697526757
>>697526607
it actaully is nt bate. like, i tried loads of times to lean forward, put my arms under my legs, and pull my dick towards my mouth. this did't work well though, i kept on falling off of my chair because i pulled myself off. so i got some sillybells and put them on my foots, but no matter how hard i try i still cant reach my dick to lick it. how do you guys do it?
Who needs to lose his virginity when you have hands?
>>697526625
unfortunately we are both poor fags so we have to work most nights
Lost it at 13 to my sister
>>697521241
whats so hard about getting laid? you literally just have to try.
you can be nice but dont be her friend
you dont need to be an asshole, just a little indifferent about whether or not you get to fuck her.
then just dont let too much time go by before asking her out. its easy
>>697527133
you don't need an excuse. enjoy your wizard powers
>>697527530
Why is everyone on /b/ incestuous?
Wizard +3 reporting in.
>>697527617
all i wanted was to not be lonley
>>697521241
was 14
gush was gewd
>>697527849
Learn to enjoy it. It's actually great
>>697523986
>virgin
>honourable
yeah no
>>697527308
Here's what you do. You stand about 5 and 3/4 feet away from your kitchen table. Then you let yourself fall forward. Make sure not to put your arms out to stop you. Hopefully what'll happen is your face will smash against the corner of the table and you'll be left quivering on the floor with your teeth, nose and eyes completely destroyed. You'll bleed out and die like you deserve to and the human race will be grateful.
>>697528320
but im 5 foots 5
>>697521241
18
Heading into college tho so who knows, not hella concerned with getting my dick wet at this point
>>697523518
>sudoku
fucking kek
thats funny man, youre funny. chicks dig that. im sure youll get laid one day. also youre young only 19, you still have time before you should start self-identifying as a wizard.
>>697526659
was too loose for you when i got done?
19
Catholic, wanna leave it for marriage, though it seems less and less like a good idea with how the odds are stacked against you legally in marriage if youre a bloke.
Gone as far with a girl as handjobs and rubbing her, so at least not kissless too
>>697528907
You sound like my dad. He has no idea what its like. I always look at it like something you want really badly but know you cant have. Like a lamborghini for example. Most people want one, but they know they'll never have one. Thats how I see sex and girlfriends and hell even fucking female interactions in my case. Its easy to say "I'm young, I'll catch a break" but I'm pretty much certain I will become a wizard
>>697527040
good advice. however this is 4chan and these beta fucks wont believe you
20
Never had a GF. Just never cared much up until recently
7 Years until im officially a Wizard. Wouldve had sex a few times but /b/ fucked me up to much and i couldnt get a boner.
>>697530327
Not everyone on /b/ is out to get them or troll them. Some of us just want to help each other out. Don't know why that's so hard to imagine.
>>697530032
if thats what you believe then thats how its gonna be. Im twentyfuckingseven. i aint no ones dad. im gonna sound like one again though, whatever you tell yourself, you believe
Lost mine at 16. I'm not that good looking, nor have an elephant trunk between my legs. It's not difficult you just can't be a social retard.
18, heading to college in a few weeks.
Hopefully I will get laid... but at orientation the girls were mostly rich, blonde, and out of my league.
Any tips friends?
>>697530898
/btards are /btards
>>697531428
see>>697531382
>Throw some booze in them.
>Don't be a fucking weirdo
>>697521241
Stop using the wrong chart.
>>697531428
pop a roofie in a water bottle. lube up your dick. dick her down.
Turned wizard this year. Time to celebrate?
>>697531428
theres no steps to it basically what other anon said. dont be weird. desperation is pathetic and girls can sense it. just be a little indifferent and theyll like you and dont wait too long before making a move
>>697531920
thanks, i think i'll go with this one
>>697532247
Fuck yeah.
Congrats man!
>>697521241
You know, every time I see this... It describes 15 as "Middle school badass". High school usually begins in 9th grade, which most people start at 14, barring some late summer birthdays.
So, if you're fifteen, and you haven't passed 8th grade yet, you're probably too stupid to be trusted alone with the opposite sex anyway.
>>697528250
Wait virgins can't be honorable?
>>697522423
That's not so bad, seriously.
>>697532277
last part is crucial. just go in for a kiss if you think you have any chance. it's a game. you're bound to win at least once.
>>697521241
i am a wizard
>>697533154
watch this
HAAAAaaaA
Check em
>>697523518
>>697523874
Well you are safe in most horror movies. So that's something. Also, you might be the only one to go to heaven or something. Idk.
>>697525209
Maybe your personality is shit.
21yo
6'8"
394lbs
Where do I go from here?
>>697526527
You are still having shitty sex.
>>697533250
>being a wizard
>cant even get dubs
>20
>not ugly
>generally nice, generous, honest
>can be bitter towards women
>never make a move until it's too late
>high-ish standards
Welp, better start applying for hogwarts.
>>697521241
lost my virginity at 13 to an 11 year old
>>697533681
Post dick pls?
>>697533681
back to the sea with ye moby dick!
>>697533811
Fuck no
>>697533853
Aye
36. Never had sex and only had the opportunity to fuck a stray cat because I was drunk off my mind coming home from a bat and I was desperate... I don't think there is any hope for me
>>697533681
im not sure what the healthy bmi is for 6'8. but it sounds like your next stop should be the gym
Lost it at 8 years old to my uncle.
Am I cool yet guys?
>>697533978
get an escort
>>697522423
Same. Looking forward to crazy wizard powers.
29 kissless, almost full wizard. Meh, feels bad but not that big of a deal. I don't think anyone really gives a shit nowadays, more important stuff to worry about.
>>697521241
need to post the full one bro
>>697533978
a cat? i would think a dog would be the preferred choice
19 here, almost 20. I'm really good looking, at least a solid 8/10, I've got plenty of friends, good social life and all. I had been with like 4 girls in my entire life, I've done anything but vaginal (and anal oc) sex, and I don't know why. What's my fucking problem? Also I tend to refuse every girl who isn't at least a 8/10 for me, and I don't think I am gonna fuck a girl that I don't consider beautiful, am I doomed?
>>697534071
I tried once and the woman literally spat on my face and told me to never call her again. I can't even get laid by an escort...
>>697526143
"My b"
24
Had 2 gfs with amazing tits, and coincidentally they both had vaginitis or some shit. They had no trouble giving head, handjobs or titfucking but they were scared as hell for penetration
Now I haven't left my dungeon in over a year
Fuck me
>>697534315
youre retarded if thats your problem. you just forgot to stick your dick in
>>697523874
Why haven't you raped anyone yet?, are to fat and lazy, or has all your hatred and hornyness burnt out leaving a pathetic ambition-less sack of shit?
got laid for the first time this last febuary...
been having sex almost ever night since.
idk why it just happened.
>im 25
>>697534315
>refusing everything below 8/10
found your problem. You may be an 8/10 (lol) but you'll never get above a 7 without rich parents
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I'm 18, 5 feet 2 inches tall, and 489 pounds. I don't see why girls avoid me. I'm a nice guy, I like to think I'm very hygienic, I mean ffs I take like 3 showers a fucking week and brush my teeth like 4 times a week. I'm clean, I'm handsome, and I am a nice person. Why the fuck do bitches avoid me??
>>697534729
But those girls I almost fucked with were at least 8/10 imo
>>697534306
Was too drunk and wasn't thinking clearly. I'm not sure how a dog would be better in that situation though
23. No kisses hand holding nothing. Girls have told me they liked me before but I did nothing.
To me the effort it takes to think of a conversation and not act awkward or nervous is not worth sex. I would like sex but not if I have to work for it.
Still a virgin
>18yo
>pity sex from prom date after she cheated on me at the after prom party.
>fucked her 3 times on school property
>pussy kicked off pedestal
>have much greater luck getting laid fromt hen on.
Worse comes to worse don't be afraid to get a professional to get you off. Nothing wrong with paid sex. Look at their hands, rough hands means a rough life. Young ones are fun but older women are pros. If she is in 30's and still has life in her eyes she enjoys taking care of people and will be a hell of a lot of fun.
Traveling is a great way to get over your hump as well. Stay in some hostels and see some of the world. People are very DTF when traveling. My recent trip around SE Asia was a raunchy pile of fun. Heading to Hungary and surrounding areas next and expect more of the same good times.
>>697535767
should be obvious but is story of when v card got tossed.
>23
>No women will touch me
>My hormones took the path of least resistance and turned to men
>Ididntaskforthis.jpg
>Extreme rage engulfs me, I can no longer enjoy women because they refused to sex me
>pic related
>>697521241
Soon 26, short, scrawny, bald and ugly also kissless
planning on taking a roadtrip to sight see then offing myself at a rest stop somewhere in colorado/washington
>>697527626
inbred idiots
>>697521241
http://pictureswap.herokuapp.com
>Be at school
>chatting with a couple of friends
>friend's sister walks up
>no idea who I am
>Realize that she acknowledged my existence when friend was playing with me on PS4
>I start off convo with "Woah holy shit you look like friend"
>"uhhh yeah..." (wtf is this retard going to say to me)
>realize she doesn't know me by name
>"Oh. Hello, I'm MoonFish"
>lieterally fucking introduce myself to a 7/10 girl with my gamertag
Is it too late for me to recover, anons?
Was it too cringe?
Will I be a Wizard with those fucking social skills?
>>697521241
>31
>Master Wizard.
>>697536480
What kinda spells u cast?
>>697521241
Serious question, horses count?
>>697536291
>My hormones took the path of least resistance and turned to men
>I was always a faggot, a closeted one at that, I used constant rejection as a means to be gay while still convincing myself that "i had no choice", so I don't feel like too much of a huge faggot
>FTFY
>>697536560
Gorilla Grip and Magic Missile.
>>697536729
Nope. Only humans, m8.
I am 9 xD
>>697536774
I just want pussy so I dont feel like a faggot and people accept me.
21
I simply have never given a fuck
In highschool girls liked me and I knew it and didnt give a fuck I just wanted to play wow with my mates
College I didnt give a fuck because I actually focused on it
I don't even look bad, i'm tall and go to the gym
I simply just dont have any drive or motivation for women or sex
>>697536827
Isnt that a mustard?
27 ,too ugly
>>697537016
>I just want pussy so I dont feel like a faggot and people accept me.
I seriously can't tell if you're saying that's how I am as a retort or you're simply elaborating on your faggotry
See if you can find a girl who just got out of an abusive relationship! Seriously, just not hitting them, or putting them down is enough!
Eventually it will wear off, but I got a 2 month relationship out of it, and lost my virginity
>I was 26
>>697521241
>27
>staying up long hours
>addicted to porn
>losing my sanity
>>697534341
why did she spit on you....
>>697536433
you wont get laid but you'll still probably be somewhat of a friend to her
24 no kiss
chances are i make it 30+
>>697536879
Mares are so much better though, humans have the most boring genitals plus they don't stink like human vaginas and actually taste good to eat out, like citrusy tea leaves
>>697537537
REEEEEEEEEE
18+ only normie, get out!
>74
virgin
asexual so have no interest
>>697537537
>>697537849
Unless you mean thats when you lost your virginity, then you can stay
>>697537901
Get off 4chan, grampa.
>>697524596
same exact situation with me
cheers
>>697537901
no one whos 74 knows how to use the internet. let alone browse 4chan and can greentext
>>697538072
Show some respect whippersnapper
>>697537849
my religion is non existent you live then you die thats it,
>>697538223
Then Allah shall punish you, as he punishes all normies.
>>697538147
i learned, you can teach an old dog some tricks, took me a while to get it though. probably helps that i used to work with old circuits and such, granted this computer stuff is much more confusing.
plus with some common sense i eventually got the had of some of the basics like email and internet
Lost mine at 16 to girlfriend of a couple months. 24 now and have fucked 5 girls since which is not much compared to some of my friends. One is 25 claims to have banged over 70 which I totally believe. Guys a savage. I'm more of the relationship type so every girl I've been with its been like 100 times each at least
>>697538223
>my religion is non existent you live then you die thats it,
Yet You're a virgin and hasn't raped yet, whats your excuse, there are no consequences to it.
20 years old, point of no return apparently
>>697522423
DUDE NO
DO *NOT* TAKE THIS STANCE, TIME FLIES MOTHERFUCKER, LISTEN TO ME, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 18 AND 20 IS HUGE, I KNOW YOURE 18 AND THINK 2 YEARS IS NOTHING BUT YOURE WRONG, IT MATTERS MAN, TIME FUCKING *FLIES*, FIX YOUR PROBLEM, YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE
>>697538438
Allah, is one of many gods, gods are just an answer for questions we asked along time ago that we couldn't figure out, and when science reached the point it can answer most the questions like why we exist religion refused to die because of its age and history and its pride could not admit its wrong and religion is no longer needed
Lost it when I was 17, with my brother's wife's sister. She had some amazing titties. (no pics unfortunately)
>>697538726
i would but i am too unfit, they always get away, tried tranks and tazers, but by the time im ready to use it they have already gone
>>697538719
relationship sex is funner imo. especially when your days off line up and you can just spend all day fuckin
>>697538941
When I ascend to his holy kingdom you shall be one of my 72 virgins.
>27 yo
>virgin
>kissed 3 women
>but still......virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vc0pokhmSA
>>697539092
>i would but i am too unfit
Only legit part of your bullshit story
>>697539113
i would say you'll be disappointed, but you will simply be dead and wasted your life on religion
while i will still be alive because i know this is all there is i have a stronger reason to live on than you as i know the value of the only life we have
>>697539346
yes, wont argue there
>>697521241
i was like 6 when i kissed the fuck out of some cute russian girl in Montenegro. We were like french kissing and stuff.
>>697521241
I'm 19
I thinks is time to be worried
>>697539390
Yet my life will have meaning and direction while yours descends into depression and nihilism. Religion is objectively better as it improves your time alive and perhaps your time after death.
Who needs sex when there are drugs anyways? I'm perfectly happy to stay a virgin, so long as weed exists.
I lost mine at 17
Felt about normal age
13 Dose it count if it was a guy ?
>>697539893
Just do drugs, lots of drugs, since that's allowed in most religions, but sexual freedom isn't. Also because drugs.
>>697539893
why would i be depressed it's a pointless emotion so i refuse to get depressed
and i see more value in life than someone who thinks its ok there is an afterlife so when i die oh well ill be immortal
but with me
no i got to hang on if i dont want to die just yet,
also the real hell would be life after death, imagine how incredibly boring life will be after 1000+ years of afterlife
>>697540204
Well I lost my virginity at 15 so I'd say I'm doing pretty well. And before you start saying I will go to hell I have already repented. Our God is a forgiving God
>>697540365
Not, if there's drugs involved. Unless it's the same shit every time you do those drugs. Then it would suck.
19. About 4 months ago, my frustration became too great and I finally sold my virginity to a hooker. Didn't even cum and she gave me a bacterial infection. feelsbadman. What environment most likely filled with degenerates should I place myself into in order to get laid conventionally?
>>697540365
boredom is linked to our mortal shells, our soul yearns for eternity with Allah
>>697534897
They're intimidated. They think you are outta their league. Meanwhile they cream anytime they see you. If you just say "Hi, wanna fuck me?" I bet $ they will drop their panties instantly. Post results.
>>697540365
>imagine how incredibly boring life will be after 1000+ years of afterlife
Yeah, 1000+ years of fucking a young beautiful never aging women who I pair up with in heaven, you know people will still be married in heaven right, and I doubt God is just going to throw sex out (else there's just be another riot, doubt he can afford to lose another 3rd of the host of heaven lol)
>>697540525
Don't worry, I'm not a christfag, I'm a Buddhist. No hell, just reincarnation. And no, sex doesn't count against you there, unless it was rape. And by the way, drugs don't count against you either, unless you get addicted, at which point, unless you overcome said addiction, you're just fucked.
>>697540365
Not the guy you replied to btw, just my two cents here: >>697540762
>>697540854
Allah Akbar brother! You shall find mad pussy in the beyond!
18, almost 19. Brb killing myself
>>697527530
>>697540642
Fuck that's hot.
>>697540365
1000+ years with our sweet Harambe
>>697540642
just dl tinder
>>697540826
Actually, I lied, sex does count against you, but only if you're fucking people left and right. One partner isn't a bad thing. Unless you're me, because I dislike being around others no matter what.
>>697540642
A nightclub? University? Traveling?
>>697541082
Tinder is cancer. They should just call the "give me attention app for women".
>>697521241
I didn't think I was attractive until I put pics on the internet and got comments from girls on myspace. I had a complex where I thought girls hit on me irl ironically to mess with me. Beta as fuck.
Lost it at 18 because I couldn't shake the feeling, had enough sex since then for 5 lifetimes.
>>697541202
who gives a fuck if theyre attention whoring. its just a tool to get laid
Anons help me out! I'm 18 male 6'6 and still a kissless virgin. Going to college in a few weeks. Any tips on how to get a girl or things I should avoid? I used to be antisocial, I don't have a gf because I don't have a job yet. Thanks for the advice
>>697540762
>>697540854
>>697541002
Sorry, but that's just plain retarded. There's only so long you can do anything before it feels ordinary and boring. Except probably acid, since, having been stuck tripsitting before, many times, I can tell you it's never the same thing. Still, 1000 years of smoking weed would make a high boring and ordinary, just as 1000 years of sex would make sex, orgasms, and even any intimacy in the situation ordinary and boring.
>>697540568
drugs dont do much for me, its usually mild reactions, i rarely have interesting or bizarre trips
>>697537016
>implying liking men will make people will not accept you
23 kissless virgin here. I've had my fair share of chances but social anxiety is a bitch
26 year old kissless virgin here. I guess I'm average-looking. When I feel like a girl likes me I suddenly act Distant towards them cause I my hard dick is 3.5 in. I can't possibly imagine The amount of embarrassment I would feel if I pulled my pants down in front of a girl
>>697541597
Drugs. Not on them, since then it's rape, but on you, since then you can act more social, and maybe make a few friends. Start with something big like acid, then tone it down to weed. Just don't do coke, since dealing with someone coming down from that sucks, and definitely don't do opiates, since opiates in general are shit for both you and everyone around you, so unless you want to be a total buzzkill, don't do heroine.
>>697541631
Stop taking hippy drugs and snort meth.
>>697538843
What if I told you that some people really don't care? Is it so difficult for you to grasp that concept?
>>697541631
That sucks, sorry to hear that. What kinds of drugs? Because there's always just the chance you're getting shitty drugs.
If you've never fucked a pussy then just kill your self. Its so easy to get laid. Fags...
>>697541601
>1000 years of sex would make sex, orgasms, and even any intimacy in the situation ordinary and boring
Nah I think that's just you being a faggot, whenever I hear people say immortality would be a bad thing because you'd get bored I know its complete bullshit, because an orgasm always feels good regardless, and that's with the limitations of the human body, do you really think there's the same "cool down" period for your dick if you're dead, I doubt it.
So you're right it'll get boring, for people like yourself, but for people like me, we'll be alright.
>>697541073
animals wouldn't go to heave doe
Because the only girls that are openly/obviously attracted to me are minors and I'm very dense.
By minors I mean girls younger than 16...
Kill me now fam.
>>697541825
You just need to take things slow, find someone to fall in love with you.
Get good with your fingers and mouth and sexting
>>697541969
meth literally dont do shit for me, beer has a stronger effect tbh
>>697542087
Dont you fucking call him that.
>>697542060
weed, lsd, mushrooms, meth once, only done lsd a handful of times though
>>697521241
>30
>had kisses
>stopped trying once my wizard robe and wand showed up on my birthday.
>>697542077
Maybe we don't give a shit about sex. I for one definitely don't. Men, women, traps, agender gender-fluid tumblrinas, all of them are repulsive to me. Just can't stand the idea.
>>697542302
hes just a gorilla,
18, but at least I've had girlfriends
Good luck becoming a a grand wizard
>>697542321
reason to remain virgin [CONFIRMED]
28 here.
Can already feel the arcane energies swirling around me
>>697542336
careful you dont cut yourself with all that edge.
put away your katana and take off the fedora
sex feels good, intimacy feels good. quit denying it
Currently 18 - never even been in a relationship.
It's not even that I'm ugly (multiple pretty attractive chicks have told me I'm good looking).
My problems rely in the facts that:
1. I look like I'm 15.
2. I'm extremely socially awkward.
>>697542441
>>697542302
>lost mine when i was 14
best advice i can give is that it really just comes down to determination and knowledge. I was the average d&d loser, wasn't even remotely fit yet i still managed with a solid 8.5/10 granted she broke my heart a months after. doesn't matter still got laid
>>697542078
You haven't experienced a thousand years of sex, though, so you can't actually say that for sure. And if the "cool down" period is gone, it means the feelings from sex will be more common, so those feelings will become boring sooner than they would otherwise. 1000 years of constantly being high is doable, contradicting my earlier statement a bit, since the shit you do while you're high could still be fun, and when you run out of new shit, you can go back the the stuff you liked. Just fucking somebody for a thousand years, though, would probably, to me, get old by year 20, since by that point, you've probably run out of new shit to try in your fucking. Add acid and see how things turn out though.
>>697524352
This comment is underrated
>>697542770
Maybe you are the ignorant one here. Enjoy being a closed minded primate.
>>697525405
What would saving yourself until marriage accomplish??
>>697521241
According to your scientific chart I am perfectl well adjusted.
>tfw not a wizard
>feelsbadman.ogg
>>697525968
>>697525501
>>697525201
>>697542795
go to the gym
force yourself into social situations fam. thats what helped me. the more you do it, it'll get easier. just learn from the failures and successes. also being drunk will supress the anxiety so go to parties.
>>697521241
>18 yo kissless virgin
>Completely unattractive
Might actually just end it tonight honestly. Been staring at a knife for a few hours, hesitating. Don't worry though, Trump won't lose a vote if I an hero, I'm a cancuck.
>>697521241
>17, almost 18...
>Never had girlfriend
>kissless virgin
>metalhead (not metalcore or nu or any of that)
>like MLP and Sofia the First
>I play CKII every single day and it sucks my soul
>crusader and catholic weaboo
>I'm actually not that ugly, 7/10, but awkward as fuck
>Haven't given up
>>697542304
Well, can't speak about the meth, since I don't do that shit, but you want it to be as clear as possible. Shrooms are frequently fake, so it's entirely possible you're paying for a mixture of dirt, portabellas, and woodchips. It happens fairly frequently, to be honest. LSD is incredibly hard to produce, I get lucky in that chemical tests show a nearly pure result in shit near me, but it's not a hugely unlikely idea that your LSD is not overly great, depending on where you are. Could also be old, since the shit goes bad fast. Weed, I'll assume you know what to look for, but in case you don't, get as little green on your weed as possible.
>>697525968
fucking kek
>>697542021
yes
>>697542077
hey man, be cool
>>697543240
maybe, but i dont think so. im buddhist, its my mission to understand and accept my emotions. and i think youre lying to yourself. Love is a most basic form of real happiness and if you dont know this youre ignorant of the fact.
>>697542965
>it means the feelings from sex will be more common
>it means the feelings from sex will be more common
No idiot, sex isn't like food, if you eat something over and over its not EATING ITSELF that stops feeling good, its THE TASTE of that food, ORGASMS are ORGASMS, there is no need for variation as long as the orgasm feels good, I don't think even you get what you're arguing.
In fact the best comparison I can give you is hell, by you fucking idiot logic, hell is nothing since "its just pain", which means "the feelings from TORTURE will be more common", do you see how fucking retarded you sound now, you sound so stupid I can't tell if you're trolling or serious, perfect case of Poe's Law here, feelings of pleasure and pain aren't like TASTE, it just feels good or feels bad, and feeling said thing over and over isn't going to "normalize" it in anyway. By your logic masturbation shouldn't even feel good, it shouldn't even take 1000+ years, I should be feeling a decrease in pleasure already, but look at that, fucking magic, the pleasure is consistently ALWAYS GOOD.
I'm not arguing this any further, if you can't understand something this simple after all those examples you're definitely trolling or too stupid to convince
18 black bi kissless virgin
Probably gonna end up a wizard because I'm socially awkward and get anxiety from any and all interactions with girls and i'm still in the closet about being bi
>>697542770
Me having no biological impulse towards sex, and not being a fan of the idea, makes me edgy? Good to know, better just go shoot up the school for no reason then. Pull your head out of your ass and realize that not everyone cares about the same shit you do. Many people don't smoke weed, yet that feels good for almost everyone too.
>>697543737
Underage b&
>>697527530
story?
>>697543850
I'm not talking about love, I'm talking about sexual urges. I thought most religion supports celibacy?
Late bloomer, didn't lose it until 20, not because of lack of opportunity, but because of anxiety issues. What I wouldn't give to go back now that I'm over that, to have all those opportunities back.
>>697543850
wtf are you even talking about?
good grief, man, your fedora is showing...
>>697544005
>Probably gonna end up a wizard because I'm socially awkward and get anxiety from any and all interactions with girls and i'm still in the closet about being bi
No you're gonna die because you're a faggot, lets be honest here, you can't like pussy and dick, you either like one and the other is just your backup because you're innately overly promiscuous, stop being a faggot and pick a side.
reading some of those poor souls makes me happy .
>21, lost it at 19, never had sex after.
The way I see it, there are 3 things that would make a guy be a virgin into his 20's. They are:
>being too shy
>being ugly
>being weird (such as having autism or a personality disorder)
If you're too shy, the only way your going to get over that is by exposing yourself to your fears. Challenge yourself, but don't overwhelm yourself. Start out by just small talking with girls and work your way up. It will suck at first but you will get better with practice.
If you're ugly, then fix yourself up best you can and lower your standards.
If you're weird, well then I guess you should just study what normal people do with girls and try to mimic that.
>>697544005
dude, tinder, use it. im awkward as fuck but pretty good behind the keyboard. make am like u there.
first encounter will be awkward but she will thing it was her fault. next time will be much easier. 3rd time your fucking the bitch
How what are you doing to be a virgin at 20+??
>>697544779
you're
i lost my virginity to my childhood friend when i was 18 and we dated for 10 months
i miss her
18 never kissed a girl
never had gf
>>697543749
it was mostly clear, did it not long after watching breaking bad, lol show made me mildly curious as to what is like and a friend was selling some around that time period, dont know where they got it or how though
>>697541016
fuck you you're only 18 it's not bad
>>697543993
Poe's law is flawed, in that if you constantly, as in nonstop, experience that good or bad feeling, eventually, it will become normal. No matter how good something feels, it becomes boring if it's too frequent, and if you don't believe that, no matter how much you quote that law, it isn't true. A man beaten every day for 10 years will stop flinching eventually, because it's just going to happen regardless. A man playing the same game for 10 years, despite loving that game, will cease to love it, since its novelty will wear off, even though it feels good to play that game. I can quote examples from my own life, if need be, in which the good feeling becomes so normal that it stops being good. Also, if the taste makes you feel good, shouldn't you never get sick of the taste, since you feel good because of it? That entire argument is flawed on many levels. Furthermore, torture and orgasms can't really be compared. Torture changes. One part of the body may be normalized to the pain, but another part can be moved on to. Furthermore, psychological torture exists as well. An orgasm, no matter the intensity, is still an orgasm. Eventually, you'll find what makes your orgasm the best, likely overuse those things, and that great orgasm will now just be another orgasm, the worse orgasms will lose all real meaning to you, and eventually, even those great ones will too. This is also a hypothetical argument in both of our cases, because a constant experience for a thousand years is completely incomprehensible to the human mind, since nobody's lived for a thousand years, just as fifty years is virtually incomprehensible for a 10 year old. At that point it's just a number, an abstract concept with which they have no experience, and couldn't imagine, even if they tried their hardest to.
>>697544362
omg dude SERIOUSLY, similar situation to u but it was medical/body issues for me
>missing out on all that teen pussy and abundance of girls around you in high school
then
it just hits ya /b/ro
>>697544446
That's horseshit, so stop lying. Plenty of people are attracted to both.
>>697521241
>18
>Kissless
>Virgin
>>697545429
OK. Most of my experience with shit comes from using stuff myself, or having friends who use it. Meth was just one where it briefly passed into my city, got sold by a few guys to people who didn't know what to look for, and then never really showed up again.
>Anons help me out! I'm 18 male 6'6 and still a kissless virgin. Going to college in a few weeks. Any tips on how to get a girl or things I should avoid? I used to be antisocial, I don't have a gf because I don't have a job yet. Thanks for the advice
Help this /b/ro out
>>697521241
lost mine at 13
>>697524788
>be funny
Not this fucking meme again
>>697545886
Why didn't you just link to the post, instead of greentexting the entire fucking thing? Admittedly, it was a short post, but still.
I'm 26 and have fucked...
>my hand
>a couch
>my bed
>a pillow
>stuffed animals
>a balloon
>a bottle
Just not any people.
>>697525968
Nigga what
>26 y.o.
>kissed one girl in my life, virgin
I always got a cool behavior with girls. But being too nice doesn't help at all, I can garantee this.
Now I'm just asssuming that I have to become an asshole with sluts to get them. That'll work regardless the youth nowadays...
>>697530440
21 and same. Had a girlfriend when I was 17 and that was the only one. Fucked around with bitches though I wish i had a girl
Lost it at a week before my 22nd birthday, just turned 23 and have been with 3 different girls in the past year.. Not an incredible tally but it's easier once you get the first one out of the way.
I was close to lose my virginity when I was 16, but something happened and well, I couldn't.
Now I'm 18 and still virgin, but I'm not interested in sex anymore, at least not for the moment.
>>697521241
34 in a month
>>697524420
Maybe you aren't nice or funny
>>697545591
Fuck it sucks doesnt it bro? I'm married now too. Which is fine, love my wife but man what I wouldn't give to just go back and tear up so much pussy. I was decent looking and decent body but just had social anxiety, was actually super afraid to be naked with a girl, but after I started sleeping with girls in my 20s that went away really quick. I guess it could always be worse if you were one of the wizards in here...
>>697521241
What are the rules for this chart by the way?
Does raping your cousins and nieces count as losing your virginity?
>>697524788
I'm not pretending to brag with totally strangers on the internet, but I actually look pretty good, a lot of girls got interested in me and then, well, when they get to know me they stop being into me because even if I look good, I can't stop being a boring motherfucker.
>>697547279
The chart is bullshit designed to make virgins feel even worse about themselves. Seriously, how is 17 considered "getting up there"?
>>697521241
what is the origin of the whole "wizard after 30" thing?
20's should be considered "getting up there", not fucking 17.
>>697521241
29, almost 30. In shape, above average looking, veteran, >100k/yr job leading teams where I'm very well thought of, no mental issues, no physical issues, attending a top tier business school for my MBA.
Really what it boils down to for me is that I'm bad at playing the dating game, so I just say fuck it. And it's a personal thing, but I don't like the idea of one-night stands or sleeping with a hooker.
Side note: I'm just a virgin. I have kissed and made out multiple times with women, it just never went past that.
>>697523518
Also 19
Haven't kissed a girl yet
Attempted suicide like 7 times or so
Having severe depression
>>>697547712
>>697521241
30. Wizard this year. Not kissless, but wish I was. I have a thing against kissing... and people.. and lets be honest I'm mentally unstable too. About any virgin my age is.
>5'11
>180lbs
>Average looking.
>Just a nut.
A lot of people have really serious problems here, that shouldn't affect me at all but somehow you fuckers depress me and make me wanna kill myself.
>>697540642
You should have gone with a somewhat trustworthy brothel
I'm not a virgin, but my 2nd grade aunt is, with 40 years old. Mom told me that is possible due to her mental retardation and not-so-beauty face and thus not having anyone attracted to her
She must be God in OP's image parameters
>>697548414
having money isn't enough if you are not attractive. it's my case : I've bought my own house at 24 yo and still a dateless virgin looser.
>>697549773
How you did it?
>>697548783
>Attempted suicide like 7 times or so
wow how can't you suceeded this what the hell?! If you really wanted to die you wouldn't be here anymore...
23 y/o.
I'm proud to be a wizard one day
>>697550029
did what?
>>697549424
is your aunt in the 2nd grade?
>>697550214
get the money to buy a house at 24
>>697550050
First off, I'm a pussy
Second off, if I had a gun, it would've been much easier for me
>>697550924
well, to be honest I just work like everyone, I get 1300€/mouth. The thing is I have a permanent contract so I could borrow some money to my bak.
I've always though it'll be hard as fuck but their is nothing so simple in fact.
