Dubs decides.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides.
I like turtles
ask if she wants to watch herself get railed from behind through a mirror
Allahu Akbar
Do u like gladiator movie ?
We should fuck without protection.
sharpie in pooper
Anal?
>>697488543
We can watch porn together
Show me your cunt
Are you a nigger?
wait for reply nigger
sup nigger faggot
Wanna praise our lord and savior Adolf Hitler with me?
I'm gonna hang out with your best friend instead.
>>697489200
ayyy
Monkey nigger
>>697489200
ayyyyy winrar
Sorry I'm having an early night. Talk to you later.
>>697489200
chek
>>697489200
Sieg Heil
>>697489200
rooliing
>>697489200
no deliver?
>>697489299
confirms
>>697489299
you did it faggot!
Heil Hitler!
>>697489356
digirno
>>697489299
double dubs
>>697489391
confirmed no pussy
>>697489391
Nigger
>>697489391
Emily are you retarded?
>>697489524
roll
>>697489524
Roll
>>697489524
rolan
>>697488913
What the fuck is your problem nigger this bitch is obviously into your dumb ass you could literally send her anything. You sent her 3 straight up conversation killers in a row and she's still trying to talk to you take advantage faggot.
>>697489391
Awesome!
Lord Adolf Hitler, Son of Alois Hitler, have mercy on me, a nigger.
>>697489524
roll
I fucking hate niggers if i could kill ever one of those big lip, foodstamp, kfc motherfucking niggers i would. I dream of killing niggers. I fucking hate anyone who is a nigger. I beat my meat to niggers getting shot by the police. Join me in my crusade to kill all niggers
>>697489664
rollerino.
>>697489524
winner winner chiken dinner
lets watch bible black :D
>>697489524
rolol
>>697489524
rollo
>>697489664
let's cont. with Hitler theme
Send her a message saying "Hey, Tom, remember that gay orgy we had last week? I want to do something like that again" and then follow up with "Oh shit, that wasn't meant for you"
>>697489664
>>697489766
That's a winning roll, right?
Know any Jews we can sacrifice for him for the ceremony later tonight?
>>697489664
Roll
>>697489833
and confirmed. Type that prayer :>
>>697489833
cjeck
>>697489877
cjeck
>>697489877
Checked
>>697489963
kek
>>697489927
muh dubs were first, back off, Tom
>>697490011
cyecked
"Why haven't we fucked yet"
>>697490055
Checked
Hey, im kinda horny. Wanna come over?
>>697490055
Dubs checking dubs checking dubs. What a time to be alive
>>697489963
Kek'd
>>697490122
The dubs have spoken.
>>697490122
Winrar
>>697489963
my hero ;_;
>>697490055
double dubs
>>697490222
Trips! Checked
>>697490222
Don't mind if I do
So...oral later?
>>697490222
yeah i will
>>697490222
Emily I want to fuck your crusty shitpipe so bad!
>>697490222
So spit swallow or facial?
Say "I have herpes"
>>697490122
Well she made me laugh with this one.
>>697490431
Roll
>>697490412
roll
you wanna do some anal tonight?
>>697490222
Nudes?
>>697490412
rollo
>>697490444
OP with trips again
You know Em, I allways wanted to lock you up in my basement and rape you daily for a few years. Or at least until I got bored with you. Then I'd put your feet in a bucket of concrete and throw you in to the river.
send dick pic
>>697490222
>>697490444
Checked, OP is a lucky bastard.
>>697490412
rololo
>>697490431
Send this op
>>697490611
winrar!
>>697490573
rolling
>>697490436
Rool
>>697490444
op pls show this girl
>>697490431
Roled
>>697490667
Off by one
>>697490611
kek'd and check'd
also rolling for this Fritzel impression >>697490573
>>697490444
In all seriousness give me nudes.
>>697490431
This
>>697490431
This op
>>697490444
In all seriousness send me nudes.
I know which emily this is OP you're fucked
"Emily what is your surname again?"
>>697489524
Roll
>>697490871
rollen
So what do you prefer, spit swallow or facial assuming we made a video of it;)
>>697490871
roll
dubs says show us a picture
Emily aren't you catholic? Why are you supporting hitler?
>>697490871
This
>>697490871
roll
>>697490871
roll
>>697490911
Winrar
>>697490933
winrar!
>>697490871
Kek rolling for this
>>697490933
Fuck yeah, deliver op
>>697490573
roll
>>697490999
NICE TRIPS DELIVERER
>>697490999
must
we're obviously into each other, so when we going to meet up so I can tongue punch your fart box, you really are one in emily-on
Emily why did you fake cancer for donations?
>>697490795
jesus marry this bitch already
>>697491066
Hey, I'm a police officer, just do what I tell you.
OP is a fag scottish man who is texting himself abort
get an uber over here so i can fuck you silly, bitch
>>697491110
KEK osrs community
>>697491066
Post her a 4chan screenshot
Never gonna give you up
>>697491066
Let's stop beating around the bush. Sent me a pic of your tits now so I can wank onto my phone
>>697491110
SMILY ONLY FAKED CANCER ONCE YAHOO!
>>697491100
yes
>>697491110
Damn, off by one
>>697491209
Never gonna let you down
>>697491208
Roll
All Jokes aside, i wanna fuck seriously
>>697491213
Now
>>697491209
Never gonna run around and desert you
S u c c me
Give her the link to this thread
>>697491100
winrar
Don't go to school tomorrow, i'm going to rape you
>>697491209
Never gonna make you cry
>>697491255
Checked. Op has to deliver
>>697491269
69 should count
>>697491209
Never gonna say goodbye
>>697491325
dolan
>>697491325
Roll
>>697491209
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hey Emily, send me a pic of a coke bottle up your ass?
>>697491312
Roll
/b/'s dead
how the fuck can any of you be entertained by this fake, unfunny shit
I'm seriously not even joking right now I really want to fuck you
>>697491325
rollin
Tits and time stamp?
>Rolling for you to show her this thread
>>697491433
dubs confirms
>>697491325
roll
>>697491383
OPey talking with himself confirmed!
Im fooling people on 4chan at the moment what are u doin?
>>697491325
roller
>>697491325
Rolllerini
You're an ugly bitch emily, lol.
>>697491433
This is clearly op texting his buddy it faking the combo in an app. Not even realistic and that takes the fun out of it. Now it's let's see what dumb thin he will send to get an equally but random response back
>>697491325
rolllllll
>>697491325
rolling
>>697491529
>like she's even a she or she doesn't already know
>>697491325
roll
Which religion are you emily?
>>697491640
OP here. It's 100% real. Sorry you fags have shit girls for friends
what did your dad's cock taste like?
>>697491799
KEK
>>697491799
winrar
>>697491799
Winrar
Follow up with
"I've had a crush on your dad for some time.. Is he single?"
>>697491799
WINRAWR
>>697491918
OPey is a faggot!
if i have herpes and suck my own dick will i get herpes on my face? nothing happens when i wipe my cum on my nose so i'm not sure.
>>697492007
BOND WINRAR
>>697491918
>bustanut
Yeah obviously fake, otherwise she would have answered it
Sage thread
>>697491918
I hope you leave enough room for my fat cock, because I'm going to ram it into your asshole, and break your goddamn spine!
Is your dad single? How would you feel about a threeway with me, your dad and you?
>>697492259
ROLL
>>697492063
yup, it's OP talking with himself. this particular answer revealed him.
>>697492036
Make another screenie of this and tell her the bois are waiting for the tidds
Can I see you boobs?
>>697492342
ROLL
Show boobs?
>>697492342
this
>>697492372
Post tits in this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>697492342
rllerino
>>697492063
She wouldn't need to answer it, she's my girlfriend of 2 years...
>>697492484
Roll
send a pic of "emily"
>>697492372
show me pic with your titties!
>>697492577
>>697492568
Well, OP....
Request timestamp at cleavage to prove xx chromosomes
>>697492521
roll
>>697492342
ROLL
>>697492372
K i'm serious now. Tits vor get the fuck of you three hole bitch
>>697492768
Roolin
>>697492568
simply not true
Your gf is fucking awesome
>>697492768
Roooollll
>>697492839
Well, believe what you wish. She's just thinking I'm being silly with her.
did you look in your dad's eyes when you sucked his cock or did you close them and pretend it was just a hot dog?
>>697492939
roll
I hate niggers I hate Jews I hate Spics and Arabs too go ahead and try to sue I got cash up the wazoo
>>697492905
why do you keep ignoring tits? oh yeah lol fake
Show her this thread
>>697492939
rollerino
>>697493004
that already happened you dumb nigger
>>697493004
roll for roll
For real send a pic of your boobs. The ones on your body, no cheeky responses like a picture of a fat guy with man tits.
>>697492939
rolllllodexing
fuck me in the ass cuzz i love jesus
>>697493002
I'm not ignoring tits? I asked for them lol.
>>697493100
WINRARRRR
>>697493100
oh shit
>>697491325
Roll
>>697493100
winrar i like these because it seems to actually do the job of pissing this person's panties
>>697493096
Roll
>>697493293
also did you finger his turdcuter at the same time?
Do you also sometimes imagine getting analraped by a Tranny ?
>>697493088
Niiiiice
>>697493293
How about a threesome with me and your dad?
>>697492342
Rollerini
>>697488543
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
rimjob me babe
>>697493096
Rolling
>>697493436
Roll
Tits or Auschwitz
>>697493450
Roll
>>697493466
WINRAR
>>697493518
reroll
>>697493436
Rolling for this
>>697493518
roll
>>697493450
Rolll
>>697493466
Winrar!!!
>>697493466
If you dont send me a picture of your tits i'm legit going to beat your dad up and your mother will be sorry, we wouldn't want rhat happening do we?
roll
The NAACP can't keep you away from little ol' nigger hatin' me!
>>697492342
ROLLLLLL
>>697493681
Roll
>>697493450
roolll
>>697492342
reroll
>>697493681
Rolling
>>697493466
Don't think she's going to
>>697493450
KEK Rolling
>>697493599
winrar
>>697493802
Awwwww!!!
But i want them now!!!!
Dxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>697492342
this op
>>697493802
Fine. Give me ass then #assorgas
falling for this bait
re-roll
My dog's name is Emily
