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Any other sayings like
"Old enough to count, old enough to mount"?

Post 'em faggots
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Old enough to breathe old enough for me
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If your age is on the clock, get ready for my cock.
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>>697481799
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock
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We know those, get creative faggots
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grass on the field, i'll play on it
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>>697481799
Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.
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>>697481799

umbilical cut, ready to fuck
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if theres grass on the patch play ball
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Keep 'em coming
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>>697482173
old enough to scream, old enough for me
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Old enough for lovin, old enough for my oven
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>>697482267
Dude, wtf where you get that?
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old enough to cry, old enough for my dick to rise
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old enough to pee, old enough for me
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>>697482037
If the chickens are in the coop

The clown will poop
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>>697482301
/B/
90% OF DERPDERPDERP
5% of derpderp
5% cringe

was this picture supposed to be a joke?
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>>697482395
In the basement

Next to my leg
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Big enough to sit big enough to fit my dick
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>>697482587
Post more, you got me
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If she's born she's ready for porn
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If she can say her ABC's, then she's ready for this D.
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"Sex by eight, or it's too late"
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>>697482587
>>697482267
He's making Frankenstein!
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>>697483973
Wasn't this something actually said by NAMBLA
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>>697483921
topkek
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>>697482482
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Old enough to pee, old enough for me
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if her age is a number on the clock,
then it's time for that twatling to bounce
on Uncle PedoBear's cock!
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>>697481799
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If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.
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>>697482301
>old enough to scream, old enough for me
>old enough to scream, old enough to cream
>FTFY
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>>697482173
If there's grass on the field, play ball....if there's no grass, play in the mud!
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>>697481799
a loli per day keeps policeman away

no, wait...
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>>697484712
that better be fucking animated faggot

>https://tips.fbi.gov
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Be a man, don't be a wussy
candybars are cheap
and lures in bald pussy
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The best part about twenty-nine year olds is there's 20 of them.
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>>697484712
moar quick, before faggots start saying shit, fucking hate this board these days, I really missed out on when this site was actually good, discovered it kinda late.
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what kind of file do you need to turn a 0.5 inch hole into a 2 inch hole?

a pedo-file

badum-tss
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>>697484831
>>697484990
u guyz rlly thnx thts cp? hav u evn sen a irl pssy b4?
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>>697485107
noice
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>>697485128
u guyz rlly thnx thts cp? hav u evn sen a irl pssy b4?

1. We can only see the lower half of the body so there's no way to tell actually

2. Your argument makes no other sense because how the fuck is a real life pussy a legitimate reference to CP, the only thing we'd need to see to compare CP to, IS OTHER CP
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>if she's old enough to crawl; then she's in the right position
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Old enough to pee,old enough for me.
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>>697483092
If there is a wing

I will nut
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>>697485307
maybe someone should post cp so we can compare, for science...
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>>697485543
Won't happen because this place is now a shithole owned by a chink. Let's face it, we saw the best of the internet during its wild west days and now that time is over. This is why 4chan is fucking boring now and I can't be bothered to come here.
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Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
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>>697485826
Beat me to it
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>>697485819
i came late in it wild west days, fml. what was it fully like annon?
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>>697485307
1) Don't need to. That's definitely not a child. In addition to that; how many children have you seen with immaculate French tips.

2) Because if you were familiar with what pussy should look like then you'd know this looks adult.
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first independent wee, ready for the D
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>>697486060
"what was it fully like annon?"
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Doesn't need the pill
Good to fill

Cum in the womb
Nine months no baby
Now that is a lady
No need for this tomb
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>>697484747
best one so far
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>>697486314
It was the same as it is now except there were more people.

The cancer looked different but is was all the same.
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u_u
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>>697485543
>maybe someone should post cp so we can compare, for science.
Kek, don't have any, I'm not L33T enough to even risk downloading any, if you know the laws then you know they can't really arrest or prosecute you for simply viewing but if you download and its on your hard drive then they may actually invest the time and resources to arrest you, especially if the files you have can be implicated to a pedophile ring

>>697486135
>1) Don't need to. That's definitely not a child. In addition to that; how many children have you seen with immaculate French tips.

I've seen some shit on the deep web, the "managers" of these "models" tend to doll them up quite a bit for photo shoots, so like you asked me if I've seen a real pussy, I now have to ask if you've ever even seen CP

>2) Because if you were familiar with what pussy should look like then you'd know this looks adult.

Up dude, again I have to ask if you've actually seen any CP, because all pussy pretty much looks like that after being stretched out a few times, I'd understand if it was just a gif of an "unpenetrated" pussy and it looked that stretched out, then you'd have the argument, but there really is no way to tell, the guy could literally post the upper half of the gif and have you saying - "fuck I was wrong", it could even be a 14-16 year old in that gif, maybe even younger.
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>>697481799
if her age is on the clock, she is ready for the cock
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>>697482395

in his basement, duh. you must be new here. he's a well known sociopath and serial killer, but he has dank memes and only kills tumblr fags so we put up with him.
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>going down on me does not break celibacy
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>>697484184
Northern America Marlon Brando Lookalikes?
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If she can spell her name, then I'm game.

Still wets the bed? Can still give me head.
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>>697487772
>>697484184
http://www.wnd.com/2002/03/13140/
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>>697487209
>ive been to the deep web so im super cool guys
>thats why im an expert on child pornography

You remind me of my 21yo SIL. "I heard about the 'deep web' in journalism class today. It's like the internet but you can't get to it. It sounds cool. I want to try going there some day."

Anyways you're either baiting or actually that ignorant. That woman is obviously adult enough to be in porn.
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>>697481799
>If she's puffing a cig, she's old enough for my dick

Smoking was more common among teenagers in my youth.
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>>697481799
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
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>>697484351
>posting shit memes from 2013
>memebase.com
>thinks it is still funny
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>>697481799
Old enough to pee,old enough for me
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Closer the kin, the better the skin
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>>697488192
>ive been to the deep web so im super cool guys
No I have no skills whatsoever, I'm basically a "script kiddy", if I had anything boast worthy to say I wouldn't be able to say it because it would stupid to talk about it

>thats why im an expert on child pornography
When did I even say this, can't tell if you're trolling or so stupid you can't comprehend simple statements

>You remind me of my 21yo SIL
I'm confused how this is even a relevant comparison, because did she even "go there"

>Anyways you're either baiting or actually that ignorant. That woman is obviously adult enough to be in porn
Well I've seen pussy that looks just like that on someone that isn't an "adult" (you do realize that women mature at different rates and ages right), I can't post any proof, because obviously I don't have any else I could be jailed, you can continue being a faggot thinking I'm lying for some reason as though I get a cookie for "being edgy", or just go look for it yourself and see that I'm not lying
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>>697486060
4chan is probably the only thing in the world that didnt change, you faggot.
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>>697488810
shit meant to quote this faggot, but youre one too anyway>>697485819
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if their feet touch the floor when they're on the toilet
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Old enough to wear a globe, old enough to take a load.
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>>697481799
able to breathe, able to sheathe
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Able to eat, able to skeet
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>>697489111
chek'd and kek'd
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>>697488810
back in time cp threads were longer alive than today
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>>697481799
>If she does not bleed yet, safe plowing you will get.
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>>697489250
>back in time cp threads were longer alive than today
A more relevant statement is that cp threads actually had cp
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>>697489457
lol true
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If the pale moon light shine and luminates the path to the furtile crescent than a great feat Ye shall have.
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>>697482534
that pic is probably older than you anon
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>>697489457

for the longest time people embedded images in jpgs of picard, cheese pizza, and any other image with a "cp" acroynn. crafty pedos
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>>697482098
underrated as fuck
kek
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>>697488799
It wasn't much relevant. I was just thinking you remind be of her because you think you're all cool and stuff while trying to name-drop basic 101 shit. And since you asked, no she doesn't know how to access any popular "deep web" networks.

I don't think you're lying about all the CP you've seen. I just think it's hilarious that you keep mentioning your prolific CP knowledge but "definitely don't have any because it's illegal." Protest much?

>urges me to look at CP
how very nice of you
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>>697489729

mods are asleep, post sinks.

until faggots just started actually posting sinks, with nothing hidden
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>>697483921
Easily the best I've ever heard. Good shit, anon.
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Who needs CP when you have this lul
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>>697481799
Old enough to cross the street,
old enough to get the meat

forgot where I heard that one
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Old enough for the car seat
Old enough for the hard meat
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https://youtu.be/0L2aUSSfO38
Mississippi Fred McDowell!
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>>697490101
no thx
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Old enough for blues clues
Break her in like new shoes
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>>697489864
im not even that anon but you really are a faggot.
lurk more
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>>697484747
i like my girls like i like my whiskey, 10 years old and mixed with coke
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Is she 18?
damn asians
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>>697485543
MODS MODS MODS
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If they don't know how to talk, they don't know how to tell.
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>>697490375
right... because since i don't run around boasting about "deep web" and other things to get street cred I must have not been around very much
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old enough to choke, old enough to poke

old enough for oats, old enough for scrotes

wet behind the ears, ready for her peers

come on get creative dammit
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>>697490917
I like
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I wouldn't say no to a Bloody Mary, but only if she isn't so darn hairy!
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>>697491023
I'm the anon, back again, and how the fuck is mentioning something once BOASTING, I'd understand if I said it 5 times before we even started the argument, but I literally just stated a fact, and again simply browsing the deep web is no feat worthy of boasting, it literally just takes a few fucking clicks, no effort at all, only insecure people take everything as boasting.
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>>697486135
>1) Don't need to. That's definitely not a child. In addition to that; how many children have you seen with immaculate French tips.
How closely do you watch little girls in public to know how many little girls have immaculate french tips?
Not sure if actual pedo, or weird hand fetish.
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>>697491023
Lol, you don´t even have to go there, tumblr is full of CP, necro, zoo and sick stuff.
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>>697481927
Bien joué, très drôle
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>>697491331
exactly though
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for fucks sake get on tor u lazy fucks or are u to scared of getting caught you'd rather have someone else post for you, u twats
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>>697491348
Links or directions/info, for......... research and shit, gotta save man kind and all that (better yet no links, just directions/info, shit wil just get deleted)
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>>697491332
Are you fucking stupid?
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>>697491331
>simply browsing the deep web is no feat worthy of boasting
thats my point. maybe in the future you'll stop acting like it is now that you've been called out on it and informed directly

>>697491332
i come into contact with young girls quite a bit actually thanks for asking.

>>697491348
Didn't know that. Never been on the site.
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>>697482124
lil wayne approved
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>>697491880
cant we all just get along
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>>697491541
>for fucks sake get on tor
1. Tor isn't really so secure these days
2. Don't even know where to find the good shit on Tor, got any onion links no signup/community shit

By good shit I mean more in the hebephile range (young teen), I'm not trying to see some guy having a baby slobbering on his dick, most of the shit there is straight up toddlercon level, like there's no significant distinguishing features between a female and a male in that age group, if you can fuck a baby girl you'd fuck a baby boy, a lot of these fuckers are likely bisexual or don't give a fuck.

>tfw you found CP, but ironically none of it was arousing because its mostly "baby fucking" rather than "young teenager fucking"

Shit is disgusting, closest I've seen to anything good has been posted on 4chan and then quickly deleted.
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>>697491560
hentai>Ecchi>moe>lolicon>furry, pony>zoo>cp
If you see empty blogs, check the likes... there you can find it.

u___u
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>>697491880
>maybe in the future you'll stop acting like it i
Didn't act like it is, you did moron lol, you're the only person here who made a big deal out of it, likely because its a "big feat" for you because you haven't done shit.
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>>697492116
unfortunately all good sites were taken down and tor is more secure now that they updated it and yeah mostly baby fucking lol ill just go back
to hentai
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>>697492230
Do you need an account to browse tumblr blogs, or can you just browse normally
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>>697492230
Hard to find, but yeah...
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>>697491759

Hey found a pic of you.
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>>697492256
Come on man. You know you did.

>bla bla i know what i'm talking about and i'm so cool because i've been on the deep web. ever heard of the deep web? I've been on it and I've seen a lot of CP on the deep web which is where you can find CP. You've probably never heard of it.

You didn't start downplaying it until I started ridiculing your bravado.
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Old enough to pee
Old enough for me
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>>697492466
>unfortunately all good sites were taken down and tor is more secure now that they updated it and yeah mostly baby fucking lol

Lol isn't it ironic that the government agencies involved got all the teenager shit taken down, but the baby fucking, oh we'll leave that shit up and easily accessible (who the fuck is running these operations lol)

Reminds me of that Law and Order SVU episode where an FBI agent involved in investigating pedophile rings, was actually part of a pedophile ring and distributing the images taken from "captured" rings lol, I'm sure this shit is taking place.


>>697492689
Obvious troll is obvious
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everyone went to tumblr hurry up and 404
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>>697493203

what should you search on tumblr?
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>>697493167
that was a good episode and ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY THE GOVERMENTS TRYING TO MAKE US FAP TO THAT
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>>697492586
Some blogs are private and it's necessary an account, but you need hours to find some, i was looking for ecchi and i saw CP by accident, it was totally disgusting.
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4chan's a honey pot.
I just found a very nice looking chan >>>/r9k/30360237 # where we can be truly ANONYMOUS.

Homepage:
http://16chan.nl

Dev board
http://16chan.nl/next

Hidden serv
http://sixteen7iuqazme7 dot onion
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>>697493343
it was already posted in this thread go up and look
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>>697493404
gtfo with your shit
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>>697493404
It's a troyan bitch.nl
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Has a vagina. Jizzed in my pants.
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I only want them straight out of the womb, fuck nigga 10 minutes old is gross af
- Barack Obama
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>>697493481
All started with this picture, lmao...
i just wanted to see some ecchi >:(
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>>697493382
Kek, the one thing I hate about 4chan, meeting someone interesting and not knowing who they are.

We have more in common than some of my "closest friends"
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>>697493400
you... you mean i'm not the only one who spams AKB/Nogi gifs around here?
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>>697494493
stop this faggot behavior right fucking now.
the fuck's wrong with you
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>>697494493
yeah that does suck but I must leave now I'm going to my cousins, goodbye anon
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>>697493167
oh are we doing old ass phrases to get cred instead now?
obvious dork is obvious
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>>697494848
May we meet in loli heaven
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>>697494713
I stole it from you senpai
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>>697494184

pthc
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>>697495343
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>>697481799
Don't have sex with them until they get out of school. they get out of school at 3.25...
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>>697481799

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket!
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>>697485307
You, sir, are no real pedophile.
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If the field has grass, we can play ball
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>>697495343
l-loli?
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>>697497092
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>>697495565
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>>697484712
more?
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>>697482098
Hot damn that's spicy!
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>>697497614
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>>697490101
I'd fuck it
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>>697492605
Could u guys elaborate? I'm not one to use tumblr
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>>697497614
I´m i a pedophile if i´m a girl?
idk
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>>697496932
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>>697481799
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.
Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.
There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.
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>>697482267
i wonder what that smells like.scrape the brown residue on the side,get a glass,fill it with the water and scrape the brown stuff into the glass,then mix.drink it
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>>697498265
lol what the fuck is that
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>>697498415
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.
Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.
There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.
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>>697496932
If there's no grass on the field then play in the mud.
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>>697498499
faggot
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>>697498283
what the fuck am I reading dot jay peg
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I like my girls like I like my wine, 8 years old and in my basement
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>>697498599
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>>697498261

totally. is it the thought of men & girls or women & boys that gets you revving?
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>>697498261
everyone's a pedophile, some people are just too afraid to admit it
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>>697484663
Better
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>>697498261
this looks pretty JB. still not full loli
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>>697498261
maybe? Depends what you like. Lots of women are into unconventional stuff, in my experience. Ever seen anything online that got you going?
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>>697485296
Oh goddammit not you

Everyone hates you emojifag
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old enough to set the table
old enough to eat
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post pics fags
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>>697498513
i won't read any of that shit.fuck off
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>>697481799
old enough to bleed , old enough to breed.
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>>697498774
The thought of me being abused as a child lul
I´m 18 but em, i still kinda like it and sometimes i feel like a freak...
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>>697484712
ik this isn't cp so can i get sauce?
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>>697491145
What's your favorite idea?
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>>697497092
>tfw when your words inspire a loli thread

>everyone's a pedophile, some people are just too afraid to admit it
I'd more say every man is a hebephile and they deny themselves from it

http://www.bustle.com/articles/133897-these-were-the-most-popular-porn-searches-in-the-us-in-2015

One of the most searched porn categories are things like "petite" and "teen", in 2015 "teen" was #4 most searched and in 2014 i think it was actually #1, men want to fuck young teens because were biologically wired to want to do this, but because of modern cultural differences we can't
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>>697484898
>>697484990
>faggots who can't distinguish between 5 and 50 year old pussy
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>>697498942
Porn with teens and old men
abuse and sleep cums, rape too t.t
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>>697499689
>between 5 and 50 year
>between 5

Clearly someone whose only seen CP of the toddlercon variety, girl in image could easily be 14-16
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To what dark corners of the Internet does one even have to go to find child porn?
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>>697499049
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.
Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.
There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.
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>>697499330
>>697499825

how old were you? It's very common for people who had their own experiences as a kid to like stuff like that when they're older.

I've worked this through with a few people in the past if you're interested in exploring it further.

How old were you when stuff happened to you? What happened?
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check em op
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Anyone with some kik pics/vids linked to this thread, message me on melsmith1515
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Potential child pornography thread reported.

As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content.

These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to 'Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads 'Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted.

We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act.

We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse.

Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!
Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as pedophiles and child molestors!
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>>697490917
yah she's like 24 I think, forget her name but shes a model, never does nudes though
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>>697500363
You forgot the anonymous boi targeting the user with his keyboard
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>>697500128
not that anon but pretty much the same.
sort of

was talked into playing a "game" with cousins friend at 3? 4 maybe?
69'd
introduced to pornography by my sister at age 7
develop fap addiction until 12

nothing major. just been developing more and more taboo interests as the years went on.
i had an early start
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>>697499330
Nah not freaky, it's more common than you'd imagine, my gf is the same. Known other girls who enjoy the fantasy too
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>>697500004
14 year olds have much smaller hips.most of them at least. this is legal pussy,i can tell you that much. have seen enough shit and done enough research to distinguish pussies of all ages. now excuse me.i gotta go wash my fedora collection
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>>697482534
newfag
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>>697500363
kill yourself you worthless piece of trash
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WTF

MODS????!
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Grass on the wicket lets play cricket
Grass on the court, ...PLAAAY BAAAALL!
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>>697499825
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>>697500363
Copypasta is good. No pic of Fawkes mask -5 points.
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>>697501033
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.
Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.
There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.
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>>697500690
>14 year olds have much smaller hips.most of them at least
At least you are being honest and said MOST, because I've seen otherwise

>have seen enough shit and done enough research to distinguish pussies of all ages
Lol, realistically there is no way to tell unless we see the upper half,
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>>697500363
>These threads and its content can be but are
>are not limited to 'Too Young For Those Tits
> (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA),
> Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little
> Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes
> such threads 'Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You
> Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism' as
> these can often be places where such
>violations are performed with pictures of
> underage girls and boys being posted.

> We must also mention that threads/images
> that sexualize underage girls that are drawn,
> sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as
> Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and
> is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan
> but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the
> United States Of America (18+ Required Law)
> and Human Rights Act.

fucking thought police, eh?
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>>697500363
Oh shut the fuck up, anonymous is dead. Their hasn't been an attack since 2013.
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>>697501193
>how to find Jesus before he finds me.
What did you do to piss off Jesus?
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>>697500989
go back to 9gag moralfag
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>>697501212
ever since sabu back stabbed them and led to the capture of sup_g its been all ogre for anonymous
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>>697500562
are you a guy? It's often different for guys because their younger experiences are less likely to be a hetero experience with an adult relative.
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>>697485819
hence why youre here
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>>697498599
Um... Mods...?
I think?
Maybe?
No?
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>tfw when people here lurk
>just for the actual "thing" to happen
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>>697500363
cmon im a pedo do what you want fagged
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MOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>697501193
>those tabs
top kek
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>>697501467
yes i am.
i dont see how a hetro experience with an adult would make a difference.
unless you meant you had specific experience in one aspect of it
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>>697500363
>anonymous
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>>697501550
its not illegal....
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>>697500363
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>>697501639
UR GAY M8 STFU
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>>697501374
>>697501374
fuck that jew
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>>697501398
Its all one big joke now, everyone is in jail or too scared to do anything. And COD kids have all ruined the name of anonymous. We need a pt. 2.
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>>697501398
sabu was in Lulzsec, which wasn't exactly 'Anonymous'. Anonymous was just /b/ Militant.
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>>697500363
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MODERATION
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>>697502198
It all started with Habbo. Then some liberal fuckwits got involved and it all became serious. It was always about the lulz, look at Epilepsy Foundation forum invasion.
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too young is just a name in china
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>>697490962
Top kek
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MODS
O
D
SDOM
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>>697501965
nah anonymous is too closely watched, by the press, public and government if there was a part 2 it couldn't happen with the name anonymous or on 4chan (and especially not /b/)

Honestly today ts to dangerous to hack with people you don't know and trust irl

>>697502198
lulz sec is what happened in response to the sudden lack of lulz coming from anonymous
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>>697499594
>>697499594
CP is too hardcore, honestly...
that thing never turns me on, but i agree a bit.


>>697500128
I´m 18, when i was a child because of my ''beauty'' a lot of people tried to abuse me, including family... When i was 5 i learned to tie my shoelaces and i was so excited so i went to a friend's house but he wasn´t there...
His dad invited me to go in and told him about my shoes, so he gave me a ''prize'' ... the prize was that i had to suck his penis T.T, the rest is history.
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have you guys seen the way the media talks about anonymous its saddening
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>>697486963
This is 250% horseshit. And you know it...been here since 08 and even though that wasnt 2006, there was way LESS people, and way less shit posts or more like there were larger amounts of epic threads because not everything had been done

Also there was much more cp leaks, take that as you will,...and wayyyyy more raids that were actually effective, not this 5 people spamming the same shit, but full fledged whole threads of at least 30-40 anons destroying sites
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>>697503037
>the prize was that i had to suck his penis T.T
did you do?
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>>697502950
maybe next life.
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>>697490147
More like old enough for heart to beat, old enough for the cock meat
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>>697485819
Maybe we need to restart, new chan. Get everyone to switch.
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>>697503037
>CP is too hardcore
Its not the hardcore thats a turn off for me, its the fact that you can never find any teen CP, its just a fuck ton of toddlercon baby fucking, its like all the actual good shit is hidden and the sick fuckery is left on purpose to "turn people away"

>I´m 18, when i was a child because of my ''beauty

Male or female? - seriously had to ask, there are a lot of fags that speak about themselves as though they are female, so even though I'd usually assume you are female, after years on 4chan you can't make such assumptions anymore

What happened was fucked up, but at least he didn't take it further........ well i hope so.
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it's the normies who ruined the internet for all time
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>>697503755
because that hasnt already been tried over 9000 times...

Who remember how awesome 12chan was?
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>>697498283
Holy shit I haven't seen this pasta in years
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>>697503755
>Get everyone to switch
we are watched bby the government and the press 24/7 if there was a mass exodus dozens of feds would integrate into the sites culture immediately and the press would put up a story on the move
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Fluff on the muff she's old enough
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Old enough for a cell phone, old enough to get a booty call
Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred,
If she's old enough to crawl, shes in the right position
If theres plumbing in the house, lay a pipe
Old enough to drive, old enough to learn how the back seat works.
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>>697503501
Yeah, but i didn´t know what the hell was going on, it was a game to me, then when i was like 10 my father died, and i had many stepfathers, one of them always masturbated watching me sleep, i thought i was dreaming but nope, lmao... so sad
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>>697504187
kek, good one
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If she's out of the car seat, she's ready for my meat.
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>>697481799
3rd trimester?
>time to molest her
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>>697504265
do you think your life is fucked up because of that?

my dad died when I was 4 btw, I feel you :(
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>>697504402
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>>697481799
If she can cross the street, she's too old for me
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>>697482395
>>697484179
>>697498415
That's how they keep the brains from Eastern-Europeans ready for transplant to rich Americunts.
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>>697504592
old enough to see; way too old for me
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>>697504230
>If she's old enough to crawl, shes in the right position
>Old enough to crawl, old enough to bawl
>FTFY
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>>697503037
Did you mind the sucking? How long did it go on before someone tried to actually have sex with you?

So you like rape and rough fantasied but find CP too rough. You like lolicon then? What about, er, softcore cp? kissing and hugging and stuff?
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If she old enough to cry, she's old enough to try.
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old enough to read, ready for the deed
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>>697481799
in china "too young" is just a name
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>>697503037
Look at the bright side. You're probably a pro at sucking dick, second to none. Any experience is a good experience.
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Age is nothing but a number, get on my cucumber.
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>>697481799
old enough to pray, old enough to lay.
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MODS
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In this thread people think being attracted to a 16 year old makes them a pedophile.
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Sooo is anyone gonna post anything worth waiting in this thread for orrr
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>>697503848
I recently discovered toddlercon, i can´t believe people actually enjoy that, seriously... and you can find it so easily

I´m female, but according to the rules no one here is lmao, the funny thing is that nobody believed me and that caused more abuse

>>697504432
That´s not the only reason, i was a pedophile magnet because being a blonde child in México is not common, lul

>>697504912
Nah i didn´t care, yup, i like lolicon, ecchi, and softcore cp only if is animated, nothing involving real people.
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I like my ladies like I like my beer. Bearded.
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>>697481799
If she's old enough to eat, she's ready for the meat
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>>697481799
old enough to bleed,
old enough to breed
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>>697506494
No, I literally think the legal age limit for praying and fucking should be the same.
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>>697506636
>That´s not the only reason, i was a pedophile magnet because being a blonde child in México is not common
Guy who asked if you were female, literally made the prediction that you were also blond, idk just fits, typical description for girls pedos can't resist, cute and blond, even on shows like Law and Order SVU those are the typical targets.

Were you Kristina Pimenova tier (http://img.allw.mn/content/xg/x9/bkis69g4.jpg), if so it was kinda avoidable
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>>697506636
I kind of want so see what you looked like as a kid now!

When did you first have actual penetrative sex?

Ever played out any of your fantasies? What's your perfect animated softcore young scene
?
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Old enough to dream, old enough to cream.
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>>697506494
>>697507283
And the penalties for violating this should be equally severe as well.
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>>697507606
Nope, this is how i look today

12 years old

None, i didn´t think about it, until now lol
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