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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>697444073
The rules are very simple:
>uhh
>rules?
>RP + ERP = BAD
>more rules
>pretend this is all normal
>discuss a lot of stuff
>minimal lewds
>even more rules
>damn these are complicated
>most importantly:
PANIC!
>>697454678
Dismiss this life, worship death
Cold blood night of serpent's breath
Exhaled like spells from the endlessness
In the bottomless wells of emptiness
Trust Nii and we will escape from the city.
>>697454066
Oh shit, well then... That only makes a sandwich even closer to a burger then right?
Clammed
>>697454556
????
Earlybake.Kyoko
>>697454469
I didn't mean to sound like that at all.
>>697454508
>All good.
Almost. The black one is being fixed for free, which is why it's taken so long.
I want to sell the red one, so I don't have to worry about the registration and insurance payments for 2 bikes. Red is borked, so I can't sell it till it's fixed.
>Scooter
Cousin's letting me use his motorcycle, but he doesn't want me using it for long since if I wreck it (fat chance) it'll be on him, not me.
>>697454516
>Implying I can be raped.
>>697454817
Homura stop with the edge. You're a little cry baby bitch
Claimerino.
>>697454242
Yeah, think I'll get more luck on more western sites.
>>697454194
She has a rather crisp appearance.
>>697454344
Dolololololololl
>>697454359
Guess you get what you pay for in terms of quality.
>>697454469
I'm sure you're not, suurre.
>>697454508
Yes! Great job! Mission complete boss.
I'm terrible at sneaking around, end up tripping over anything.
Waifu after threads a shit. You're all posting in a shit thread. When Jesus invented anime this is not what he had in mind. I bet Jesus wouldn't have invented anime in the first place if he knew you cucks would do this shit on /b/.
Jesus loves /b/ and is disgusted by your shitty ass antics and bullshit. Stop it.
>>697454928
>A wild Rin appeared
>>697454954
Cheshy is best rapest.
>cheshy sticks hand down your pantsu
>>697454954
Then you should work on your tone mister.
still here
and
>>697454879
yeah pretty close i think
>>697453800
Damn, there's no going back.
>>697453904
Ha, you know that's not for here.
>>697454130
Wouldn't even say mobile, just slow times. DO you use the Clover app? The most beautiful color there is, sad it's not that natural or should I say prevalent.
>>697454242
>more peaceful
Very much so. Something about it screams calming.
>>697455001
>no image
Opinion discarded.
>>697455080
>a wild cute appeared
>>697454556
You like making a joke out of this place with your shit rules.
Fuck you.
>>697455246
Of course I do love~ which means you should fix something about where you're talking to me.
>>697455361
>Hanako uses Attract!
>>697455130
>Implying
Get on Mizores level m8.
>>697455208
Would you like B flat, or a G minor? :^)
>>697455246
This is why you don't put in a motorcycle engine into your posting without getting the special transmission!
>>697455485
That's not even funny!
>>697455442
This "best idol ship" needs to stop.
It's time to stop.
>>697454854
FOLLOW NII
>>697455246
Slow times are better for me, means I can reply more than 3 times per thread. No I don't, I just use a browser. Yup, natural red heads are really hard to come by but when they do...
>>697455442
That sidemouth
>>697455009
You're goddam right
I heard it's these waifu threads that is the cause of world hunger and all wars. No way Jesus could approve of that. Everybody here needs to start going to church and stop with the animated girl addiction.
>>697455473
>Tohsaka uses Harden
>>697455571
I dunno, I had a laugh.
>>697455765
>Wew
>>697455625
Hmmm... nah!
Thanks for your bad input though!
>>697455723
SET NII FREE
>The smug side mouth lives on
>>697455746
This
Post bikinis!
>>697455246
>screams calming
Nigga wat?
>>697455212
Yup
>>697455004
Fuck yeah! I hope I can play as kojima now.
>>697454954
Wasn't it a scooter that only goes like 25 miles per hour?
>>697455723
>>697454854
Set nii free
Ok now that I had my water I think I can sleep now. Goodnight all.
>>697455746
I know right. Jesus said it best when he said "waifu claim threads are cancer and don't belong on /b/" afuckingmen.
>>697455883
Damn beaten.
Oh well
>Ika
>>697456014
Haha night night love
>>697455883
You know your gay right?
>>697455765
>Hanako uses Sweet Kiss
>>697456004
>
>>697456014
Nah, the scooter only went like 45 mph. I only used it for that one day, because he had the key to his bike in his car, and he was at work. When he came home, he gave me the key to the bike so I could use it.
>Night Squid!
>>697456105
Unless Maki is a femanon too then whoops! Looks like you're wrong again.
But hey you just opened up my eyes to a lot of different things love!
Thanks for your bad input again.
>>697456192
Stop posting my pictures.
>>697456014
night
>>697455952
Thank-you, you must be a fellow Christian who understands that Jesus is pissed off by waifu threads on /b/. At least we the chosen will get to drive SUVs in heaven.
What a bunch of dull people.
Yo
>>697455246
Mhmm indeed, I'm more able to relax at night
>>697455883
https://youtu.be/zIV4poUZAQo
>I found a good sidemouth of the doll, but forgot to save it.
>>697456004
This is the closest I got.
>>697456014
>Play as Kojima
We got word... Konami is pursuing new research. Night night.
>>697456154
>rin uses nosebleed
>>697456358
I'm glad I just left. Now I'm not included in that
>Ika
I need my charger before I sleep.
>>697455442
Ha, thought as much. Oh that's not a problem, another treat eh?
>>697455485
Well how was I supposed to know!?
>>697455723
Kek, more calming too. Ah, don't have much of a preference between either. When they do they're beautiful.
>>697456014
Yeah it didn't click with me until I said it.
>>697456369
Kinda just forget about everything, takes away the daily stress.
>>697456399
I want a Nico edit of that knight so badly now lol
>>697456567
Maybe if you ask nicely enough..!
>>697456004
>
>>697456480
>Hanako uses... Seduce?!
>Hold on, is that even allowed?!
>>697455009
>>697455746
>>697455952
>>697456062
>>697456307
I'm so glad there are finally good Christian people actively denouncing these evil waifu threads that plague /b/ today. It's an important issue and one we need to deal with before Jesus will come back.
Why would Jesus come here when he has heaven version of /b/ populated solely by oldfags. If he were to come down here he'd only have the version of /b/ that has waifu threads. Thats why he isn't coming back. Thats why there are wars, famine and hate and that's why we need to stop the waifu threads.
>>697456567
Because they don't have a reverse by default!
>>697456307
>Driving SUVs
Normie scum. Probably doesn't even drive manual.
>>697455080
>>697455361
>>697455473
>>697455765
>>697456154
>>697456480
>>697456637
This isn't what God wanted.
Claimed
>>697456229
i call bullshit.
>>697456973
Cool!
Well enjoy your night.
>>697456567
Oh my yes it does
clmd
>>697456812
I beg my... The SUV is the epitome of four wheeled vehicles for the good Christian man. Please go to church and educate yourself on how to live your life the God and Jesus way.
>>697456844
I see you are another who seeks to spread gods will to vanquish these intrusive and repulsive waifu threads from /b/, which harbour the villainous erotic waifu roleplayers.
Keep up the good work.
>>697457276
cute but something looks a little off
>>697456567
Yeah I was thinking for ages that I'd heard Ni somewhere else before, there's an edit of it somewhere probably.
>>697456369
Yo
>>697456567
Yeah, much less frantic, can do stuff in between posts easier. Fair enough, was gonna ask if it's worth getting. Yep, a true marvel.
Harambe claimed
>>697456004
>
>>697455009
If all you see is the worst in everything that's all you're gonna get.
>>697457058
So you identify as a female? Is that what's going on?
>>697456754
Anyone who creates waifu threads goes to hell. It's in the Bible.
>>697455473
[Hanako: A Fire type pokemon.]
>>697457282
How about you get a real car that you can have fun in?
>Epitome of 4 wheeled
HAHAHAHAHA! I know you're just a shitposter, but oh man. That was rich.
>Not having a sports car
>Not cranking that thing with a turbo for serious boost
>Not doing sick drifts in the night
It's like you don't even live.
>>697457483
I actually named my charizard after her without thinking -_-
>>697457438
Lol I mean I guess? It's on my birth certificate and i was born with a vagina and never considered myself anything else.
>>697457356
Oh, hello again!
>>697454556
Anyone seen Nui or Asuka last two days? Are they RIP?
I didn't sleep
>>697457727
Wait wot
Nico-anon a girl?!
Kill it!
night
>>697457830
Nui was here last night I do believe.
>Sup Nonon.
>>697457487
Sports cars are the work of the devil, anyone who drives one is going to hell. But don't worry, you were going there anyway for posting in a waifu thread unironically.
Any Jesus loving, God fearing, man of the good ol' Christian faith knows the SUV is the ultimate vehicle for all situations and would never attempt to do 'sick burnouts' at night or post in waifu threads unironically.
But all this is in the Bible if you'd just read it and go to church. Why not by some I love Jesus merchandise while you're at it to really get in the good books good books by the good books.
>>697457859
I repent! Don't crucify me!
>>697457964
Get ready to be burned at the stake, you witch!
>>697457754
Hello again to you too! I haven't actually watched K-On, is it worth a watch?
>>697457830
I think an Asuka was on yesterday, don't hold me to that though.
>>697457841
That's pretty bad man.
>>697457872
Night night.
>>697458102
It's all good don't even worry about it
>>697457962
Then I'll be doing sick burnouts with the Devil, bite me.
Take an SUV to the track, get laughed at when they refuse to let you on it.
>Implying I'm not baptized
>Implying books
>Implying not American
Expecting me to read? Fuk off!
>I'm so bored tonight I'm replying to shit posters
Someone stop me.
>>697458086
I knew this day would come. Jokes on you, I'm immune to fire!
>>697457964
I prefer impalement.
>>697457964
Us good Christian males haven't crucified anyone in decade. Why don't you stop posting in waifu threads and come to church and get some Jesus into your soul.
>>697458102
It's good, but it really depends on your tastes. It's not some action fast moving kind of thing. It's a slice of life I think. I enjoyed it a lot, I've watched it a few times. Some people hate it, some people love it. You should watch and find out, then you'll know who best girl is
>>697457947
Huh, I was lurking and didn't see him. And Howdy ho!
>>697458102
Aah, thanks plain doll, Maria certainly isn't better than you ;^)
>>697458278
Fire cleanses the soul
>>697458246
Impossible! Witch!
>>697458086
>Implying girls burn
Have you FELT the shower water they use?!
>Like I'm one to talk
>Implying everyone in my house doesn't ask my why I use near scalding hot water in showers
>Half my house is grils
>I use hotter water than fire proof grils
>>697458431
I'm like, 90% certain they were here before you got back.
>>697458541
>half your house is girls
I'm jealous! You're in like a harem!
I was looking in thread yesterday and saw a guy who claimed seras, Not me.
>Seras Claimed
>>697458230
Get the Bible audio book, the same Jesus loving, God fearing words, now in an American friendly spoken word form.
Posting in waifu threads unironically unbaptizes you. Better get yourself rebabtized and stop posting in waifu threads.
6:27am and I'm already awake shower'd and have had breakfast. Wtf
Good morning Everyone.
>>697458702
No, no you're not.
>One is my aunt who is fat
>The other is my grandma, who is fat and old
They're still grils, but nothing to be jealous of by any means.
>>697458862
>Bible audio book
But anon, I already listen to the bible. See, you can listen to it too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>697458888
Checked. Morning Shino.
>>697456628
I can do that. Whenever you're ready, always a fun time.
>>697456812
Again, how was I supposed to know!
>>697457356
Then this'll be the norm, I take it you're from Europe? Eh I used it for a short while, much easier to navigate and has tons of features but I barely used them. If they're not natural then it's not as appealing.
>>697457079
Aside from that, got any plans today?
>>697458888
Those quads are almost enough to earn Jesus' favour, all else you need is to stop posting in waifu threads and go to church every Sunday.
>>697458424
Sounds tempting..
>>697458278
That's not as fun as a good burning.
>>697458464
Try me! You'll fail guaranteed! mwahahaha
>>697458983
Incest harem
>>697458888
Scratch that Awake shower'd had breakfast and scored quads. POWER OVERWHELMING
>>697459018
Not really. I need to rename a bunch of Mio pictures, play some Payday 2. Maybe try to play Overwatch. Got any plans for tomorrow?
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>697459075
The only thing that is gonna burn more than your pussy is the stake I'm tying you to
>>697459247
Hello tomoko
>>697458230
Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
>>697458425
Fair enough. Slice of life usually doesn't sit right with me, but It's worth a shot. Will let you know who best girl is if I get around to it.
>>697458431
No problem.
>Implying they aren't technically the same person
Alright miss conductor :^)
>>697458888
Morning Shino
>Checked
>>697459018
Yup, Rule Britannia and all that jazz. Yeah I tend to get lost with features and stuff. You can fake the look but not the beauty.
>>697459247
I've come to talk with you again?
>>697459247
Negros
>>697454556
PANICKING
>>697459282
Tying me up? I didn't realise you were the bdsm type.
>>697459340
That's why some people don't like it. I'd understand if you'd watched it and didn't like it. You better, I bet it's Mio best girl
>>697459018
Maki, git gud with engines!
>>697459126
BWAAAAAAAAAAAH.HANK
FUCK NO! This ain't some cute sister or cousin like in some Chinese cartoon! This is fucking hamplanet and elder hamplanet!
>>697459075
>That's not as fun as a good burning.
I didn't know Tsunato Jr was so kinky. :^)
>>697459340
I can't help it, I'm a speed addicted grease monkey.
>The fact i almost have my ZX is making me fucking SUPER antsy.
>The possible speed.
>The pull.
>The sound, even if it's not a turbo spool.
Where's Rory when I need that Roryrubbingonaxe.gif, because that's essentially me thinking about it!
>>697459503
Oh, there you are. Gif please!
>>697459567
What gif
>>697459539
No! Thats not what i meant!
I meant you were going to get burnt at the stake, you witch!
>>697458983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXQmeuHTOY
This here is to get you started on your audio Bible journey to stop posting in waifu threads. Good luck on exorcising the devil from your soul.
Daughter Iltutmish claimed. Hello
>>697459340
Doll is Maria, Maria isn't the Doll.
>>697459627
I change my mind, Rory is adorable. The lip is just fine.
>>697459282
Hello fellow Tomoposter.
>>697459340
A vision softly creeping.
>>697459447
Hi Pugi.
>>697459627
The rubbing on axe one.
>>697459663
Have a better bible.\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6g5oOPN9To
>>697459767
Maiko < Nonon
(maiko not mako)
>>697459892
Oh. Here.
>>697459808
>Pugi
What does it mean
>>697459892
This heathen has no chance at stopping themselves from posting in waifu threads.
>>697459987
What is this gif suppose to show? Im a bit confused.
>>697459987
Yep, that's the one!
>Literally me thinking about having the ZX so soon
>Also me during this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM7WTTeo_iE
>>697460075
You're just mad cause my bible's better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKxMLeS-1m0
>>697460111
See above.
>>697460111
Nice trips, she gets painfully horny when violence is nearby.
>>697460111
Fuck off m8
>>697460111
>checked
Basically, if people are being killed around Rory, the souls flow through her. Those souls are an aphrodesiac, released either by killing or...
>
>>697460214
You mad m9 i was way before you trust me
>>697460197
Ow i get it
>>697459447
Gonna nig
>>697459503
This isn't a drill?!
>>697459545
Yeah I just find it usually doesn't hook me into keep watching. I'm sensing a spight hint in bias here...
>>697459567
I can't handle over the speed limit, I don't trust myself to get an egg to a bowl without fucking it up, let alone a car.
>>697459767
True, but Maria wouldn't cuddle you after you transcend humanity.
>>697459808
I quite like that song.
>>697460272
>Souls are an aphrodesiac
Oh Japan
>>697460197
Did you not hear the drama in the voice of the audio Bibles readers voice?
>>697460452
>Spight
Fuck, slight
>>697460452
Oh I understand! I have no idea what you mean, no bias here
>>697460452
Only to the apostle of the God of Death.
>>697460538
Wow, you made a mistake? Time to stop posting in waifu threads and go to church my newly good Christian male friend.
Claimeroni
>>697460557
>>697460452
Mugi best girl tbh :^)
>>697460452
I am a super speeder. I go 35 over the limit daily, and I feel like I'm going slow!
>If I push this bike to its limit and still say that, then there's no hope for me.
>>697460459
...literally wut?
ff to open up the building and switch to mobile.
>>697460452
She would relieve me from my wildest fetishes.
>>697460806
I have no idea what you are trying to say. Perhaps if you stopped posting in waifu threads and started going to church you might gain the mental acuity to put together a simple Jesus approved sentence.
God died a painful death
>>697461177
Was he forced to post in waifu threads, killing him instantly?
>>697460557
Are you suuuure?
>Nice gif btw
>>697460583
Oh, them, right.
>>697460656
Does god have a policy for first offenders?
>>697460670
That pic be a fightin' image
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>>697460806
I would end up destroying a good portion of my city.
>There's always hope
>>697460822
Maria would or Nonon? Whatever floats the fetish boat.
>>697460670
How could you say such a thing
>>697461468
Completely sure!
Btw guys watch this anime, pretty good
http://myanimelist.net/anime/13405/Utsu_Musume_Sayuri
>>697461468
Nonon for me, Maria for (You)
>>697461583
You can find it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLIpE7ZBd9o&feature=youtu.be
>>697461468
God pretty much hates anyone who posts in waifu threads unironically... But he forgave the Jews for being rats so if you stop posting in waifu threads and go to church you'll probably be fine.
>>697461641
Pic related is nuff said.
>>697461533
Alright then, if you say so.
>Mio has some cute gifs
>>697461583
First review: 'There's weird and then there's Japan weird. This is fucking disturbing and extremely uncomfortable to watch.'
Kek
>>697461641
Nah man, Doll would do anything to please good hunter. Maria's only good if you're masochistic.
>>697461753
I will get redemption soon, I promise my good Christian man.
>>697462071
Maiko is best girl
>>697462079
Neat, Jesus will pretty much only have a second coming if we stop making waifu threads. Why would be come here where /b/ has waifu threads when he has heaven version of /b/ populated only by oldfags.
>>697462071
Senketsu pls
>>697462079
Maria would be classy and have a personality, but a bit cold. Whereas the doll is subservient but warm.
>>697462217
Oh it's on
>>697459653
Uh huh.. you pervert! Is that what kids call it these days??
>>697455009
>>697455746
Throw back to these good, smart, honorable Christian men's posts. They really know what they're talking about. I recommend the read. Do it for Jesus and stop posting in waifu threads.
Am Still up and around.
Why do I watch this stuff? Why do I watch the cringe vids?
>>697462310
But surely if Jesus died to alleviate humanity of the original sin, wouldn't he only return to once again die for our sins, that being waifu threads?
>>697462393
Personality wise I think they're probably the same, as you said, the doll is a copy of Maria, but has an unconditional love for the hunter. They both seem pretty cold but caring, like Maria with the test subjects and the doll with the hunter in general.
>>697462716
Because we're all masochists at heart.
>>697462861
I just laugh at how fucked SJWs are.
>>697462916
Look the Bible doesn't really make sense anyway, just go with it, God and Jesus pretty much make the rules anyway. I mean Jesus INVENTED anime. He do what he wants.
>>697462942
Who doesn't?
>>697462079
The best gifs, although I need more
>>697463094
Other SJWs.
>why the fuck do they click instead of clap
>Rory-sama
>>697461468
Is like to believe I have a good handle on my driving and riding.
>The only faster bike than this is a ZX12 or 14, or a Hayabusa. Granted, I could put a turbo on it for 5 times what the bike cost me, and give it more horse power than most consumer grade cars have at a whooping 480hp...
>For scale, the bike I was riding before it went kill, only had 28 hp.
>>697463087
>Says Christains don't like sick drifts
>Posts multi track drifting
You yourself have just sinned. Go to church right now and repent.
>Or give in to my bible.
>Makoto
>>697463263
I also have a dog getting beaten with a shovel but you know, image limit.
Baking now
>>697463320
Are you blind? That man is clearly sweating profusely, he knows Jesus is gonna be pissed by the drift and so he fears for the drifters afterlife. Thats the meaning of this image. It's promoting Jesus loving values by showing the observers concern.
>>697463087
Fair enough, the word of the lord makes sense to him. That's all I need to know.
>>697463124
The only good gifs of the doll I could find are too big to post.
>>697463263
Because clapping might trigger some people due to noise.
>I wish I was joking
>>697463320
I don't really have control over anything to be honest.
>Wew that's quite a bit of a jump
-Doll
