>>697443686
The answer to all three of these is, I need sauce
>My job (British Army)
>I think I'm definitely a peado and will fuck a 13 year old soon as I get the chance
>I love the smell of my dick on someone else's tongue
>>697444096
Check water mark
>I'm going to die
>But not yet
>I started smoking a few days ago
>>697443686
>Great career path. (In college for IRS Criminal Investigation Field Agent)
>My best friend died yesterday.
>My favorite comedian is Christopher Titus, and I have met him once.
Sauce
Rich family.
Lazy af.
Will fap in 10 minutes.
Is that cheese pizza
>going to college for accounting, hyped af
>current job, I getting blamed for stealing when I'm not doing it, probably gonna lose job due to it
>I've never had a haircut I've liked
>>697444608
>>697443686
>I'm young and fairly attractive so I can still get laid even though I'm completely autistic
>I have no idea how to fight and am a complete pussy
>Sometimes I buy the 3mg nicotine level vape and the 0mg nicotine level vape and then mix them so that its 1.5 mg nicotine level vape.
that's a cheesy pizza op
>>697444973
its emily bloom she's a model
>>697443686
>I'm young
>I'm completly useles
>I skype with strangers just to talk to someone
>>697443686
>Way above average intelligence
>I love to see people suffer
>My parents are both judges
>>697443686
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
>nothing
>everything
>lost my virginity to a prostitute
>>697445014
Go to a Turkish barbers and ask them to make you look modern, or choose a picture from the top shelf >>697445058
>>697443686
>I am Jesus Christ
>and i am Jesus Christ t_t
>I want to save you
>>697443686
inb4 psychologyfags try to say all three have the same answer
>>697443686
MODS
>>697443686
>no sorrows about money
>"addicted" to E
>i usw the buttplugs of my parents without their knowledge
>>697445284
Get a job and a hobby, engage with people
27 yo with rougly 100k usd in stocks (selfmade)
Im a narcisist with sociopathic and psychopathic traits. I dont understand normal emotions. I just learn not to act like "that" anymore when I fuck up.
Uncle twice removed is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Emily Bloom
>>697443686
1) I have a great family
2) I have no great goal in life
3) I'm a blank shell there is nothing interesting, or uninteresting, to even SAY about my life
>>697443686
>good friends and family
>no consistent sex, no romantic relationships
>Im good at yoyoing and I can solve a rubiks cube
Holy shit... MODS!!!!!!!!
>>697445014
>going to college for accounting, hyped af
are you a jew or something?
Is that CP?
>>697443686
>I am privileged enough to have the time and capacity to do what I want most of the time
>I waste a lot of time doing nothing and getting anxious about not doing things
>I used to wipe my ass so much it bled, and now it is eternally itchy
>>697445552
first I have to get a drivers license
people around me just want to drink and fuck around, I find that horrible, all my friends just find amusement in their life when they are drunk
>>697445338
>Way above average intelligence
If you want to think so.
>>697443686
Reported.
Have fun in the pokey faggot.
>>697445071
is this pizza
>>697445733
wife and kids?
>>697445549
They know
>>697446015
stale pasta
>>697444096
Retard
>>697444096
http://cdn.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/9111597.jpg?fs=opencloud
>>697446022
There is no pizza on 4chan anymore only jb and honeypot links
>>697445912
Get amongst new people, you can meet new friends easier than you can lose them
>>697445071
>attractive lady
>concerned with lack of fighting skills
autism confirmed
Dammit guys I didn't know this was CP now I'm scared
>>697445071
Sauce
>>697443686
>I can play instruments well, not like "oh I play guitar too yea" bullshit like I am classically trained in multiple instruments since I was a child.
>I'm a 23 year old virgin
>Atleast once a week, my visions gets a ton of tiny specs of color all in it, like I'm hallucinating or something but it's very mild, and then it goes away in like 30 seconds.
>>697443686
MODS
>>697445284
>>697445284
What's your skype, friend?
I won't add it but if you post it it might get you some spam calls once in a while ;^)
>really hot girlfriend (11/10)
>long distance relationship tumblrina wont send nudes and havent gotten laid in two years
>her twin sister sucked my dick once
>>697446309
did you have lasik eye surgery?
>>697445943
I know it sound edgy as fuck, but well cant prove it on a random imageboard so
>I've got a bit of hash and some vodka
>I don't have any tobacco
>I'm good at balancing stuff
>>697443686
MODS MODS MODS!
>>697443686
Best thing
>I have strong bones
Worst thing
>Im poor, and dont have highschool diploma
Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
>Im bi-polar, suicidal, and sexually confused
>>697446309
>once a week
are you sure you just aren't standing up way too fast?
>>697446378
my real name is on my skype so I won't post it, I'm not even on it that often because I depress my skype friend
>>697445881
Fuc off faggott
>>697446450
Tobacco is for scrubs
WHOLE THREAD = CANCER
> I am in a place where I could do anything I want to in life, nothing holding me back
> Don't feel like doing anything
> I have a good cat
>>697445338
the thing about highly intelligent people is, they are full of doubt, because they understand the inevitable possibility of inaccuracy. And that's why none of them go around saying they have exceptional intelligence.
If you understood this concept then you, too, could join the ranks of the dubious. But sadly, you will be stuck over-estimating yourself and then failing at your overly ambitious goals for the rest of your life.
> My gf
> My gf (having loads of grillz after me, but dont wanna cheat bcause i will never find a girl this good)
> I really appreciate a clean and tidy home. Also militaryfag so my cleaningstandards is fuckedup and drives gf crazy
>>697445421
>>697445539
>>697446015
>>697446461
http://www.hegre-art.com/galleries/emily-angel-bath
You guys saying mods and shit are beta/omega faggots that have no idea on how womens body's look like
>>697446237
I hate new situations and people, I like my little world where everything stays the same, even tho' everyone around me changes. But you are right, I should force myselfto new situations and talk to new people
>>697444096
Emily bloom
>>697446581
Dischord channel, teamspeak, mumble, steam, whatsapp?
Anything man. Just talk to real people
>>697446629
are you me?
> i seem to be destined for greater things
> I'm clearly immature, irresponsible, and too emotional
> I wonder what skydiving is like
>>697443686
>im 6'2 and white
>my anxiety. If I ate a full meal around an attractive girl that i know is going to smash I will throw it up. Kinda how whenever stan sees wendy in south park he throws up actually
>my second cousin is the vp of arbys
>>697443686
>owning guns and engaging in outdoor oriented activities
>being financially burdened and chained down by familial ties
>i can read pretty fast like 400 wpm
Okay not cool. What the fuck is wrong with you pedophiles. It isn't cool anymore to post CP on /b/. You need to stop. It's 2016 this isn't acceptable anymore. The world has moved on.
>>697446409
I did not, but I do wear contacts.
>>697446565
This is a possibility, but I am almost certain It's happened to me while stationary and at rest, like sitting in a chair or standing still while looking at something.
The colors are overwhelming, but they last a very short time. Super freaky. never told anyone. Been happening for about a year now.
>i might be getting no man's sky soon
>kissless virgin
>i can never find a pleasant temperature on my AC, i always put it on max and turn it off when i get to cold and it's annoying
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
>>697443686
>I don't like memes
>I think I might be acoustic
>once almost got laid but turned 360 degrees and walked out to evade STD's
>>697446255
Who said they were a lady?
All sex is rape AND pedophilia if the woman is under 30
>>697446655
Preach 2dubs preach
>I've never felt doubtful that I will make it to the top
>I'm a virgin at 22 that just can't get laid because I have candida issues and I don't want to try getting laid with a bad case of jock itch
>I've a huge interest in all types of fashion before the 18th century
My fuck buddy/friend
The horrible depression and suicidal thoughts I deal with daily.
My legs have been itchy today.
>>697446381
i dont think you have a girlfriend anon,sorry to break it to you but you might be getting cucked.
do you send her money on an average basis and does she maybe have two different social media accounts?
>>697443686
>New job, new town, lots of new friends
>I've turned out to be the most boring bro i know of, can't keep girls because my lack of initiative.
>I like military history
>>697446381
Thats not a relationship dude
At best you're saucy pen pals
>>697446969
if thats happening stationary thats no bueno. did you do hallucinogens when you were younger? or recently
>>697446381
>hot gf
>long distance relationship
>doesn't send nudes
She's fucking someone else
>>697447112
If you have candida issues it is because your diet is shit.
You only eat shit. You eat a shit artificial garbage diet that is killing you.
>>697446969
Cancer for sure. More accurately, a tumor that is pressing on your frontal cortex. Rip
>>697443686
Best: Decent looking
Worst: Lazy
Uninteresting fact: I have trouble shitting
Candida can not infect a body that eats sufficient variety and quantities of appropriate vegetables and certain fruit.
>>697446852
anyone else have this anxiety? im samefagging as fuck but never really found anyone who has had this type of anxiety where i vomit
1) My income is part of the top 15% in America
2) My only child passed away
3) I did coke a week ago (Fun)
>>697447288
>>697447330
>>697447387
Buncha doctors in the house tonight eh?
>>697445071
saucee pls
>>697447330
That's fantastic news.
I was apprehensive about the cruelty involved in killing myself but if I can just ride out the tumor that will be much less traumatic for my loved ones. Their will be a diagnoses and they will have time to come to terms with my death. It will be the best way really.
Thanks man, this made me feel better .
>>697447185
Wise anon
I have no job atm so i just chill and play video games I have plenty of money so not urgent
A lot of people think im gay i am in fact straight
im a supreme master first class in cs:go
>>697447441
how old are you?
>>697443686
>I get to Robotrip and ride bikes all the time
>I have insane brain damage from said experiences
>I'm making some pretty fucken crazy ass films from footage of just being too high to comprehend and twisting the perception of reality through a lense
That is all
>>697447284
Don't be a cuck, man the fuck up
Break it with that bitch and fuck a different bitch, you feel
Little known fact.
Cancer IS a fungal infection. The tumor is the body building cell walls around the fungal infected area. There is no such thing as "cancer". Cells do not randomly "reproduce out of control". Cancer = Candida fungus infection.
The tumor is an immune response to contain the fungal infection.
FACT: All cancer tumors, of all types, contain candida fungus.
>>697447426
how much free arbys you get?
>i am very intelligent, handsome, and will be very successful
>i have narcissistic personality disorder
>i browse /b/
>>697447518
Anytime Anon, you will be remembered if not missed
>>697447288
Probably, but I've started the GAPS diet and have been on it for about a week now. This issue is very, very difficult to solve without paying for a really good and well-educated nutritionist which I'm unsure where to find and cannot afford. Furthermore, the diet is very restrictive and makes things like having a fat gut get worse which is something I've finally mustered up the simple balls to tackle but can't do so as easily now.
>>697447459
The candida-response is fairly truthful but also very presumptuous and ignorant.
>>697443686
>I spend my nights on /b/
>I spend my nights on /b/
>I spend my nights on /b/
>my gf (yeah srly)
>I dont like that much what i am studying
>I once almost kill an student back in highschool
>>697447576
You know that's incorrect. But you said it anyway.
>Somewhat attractive (so I've been told)
>Anxiety and depression puts that out of range
>I'm alive
>>697447600
pretty much everything is free for me but that shit is terrible so i barely eat it
>>697443686
>I am happy
>I miss my ex when im drunk & on drugs
>i am drunk & on drugs
>>697447701
Kek
>>697447574
I wasn't talking about me, ich was breaking it to him
>>697447185
has tumblr (obviously) and wont give it to me cause she's shy she says she will once we see eachother
then fb and instagram which we keep in contact thru and weve been talking on the phone almost daily at least for the past year
she got fucked by a couple guys but now she knows not to get drunk around guys
i told her if it happens again we're done, this was about a year ago last time
we have pretty good trust so its pretty good, i have a lot more experience than you on the internet anon and im sorry to tell you that because of my experience ive been able to keep this 11/10 girl with me for this long
i used to send her money regularly till she fucked up the second time then only for medical stuff not much not even 100$ a month and she doesnt work
anyways idk why i have to explain myself to you LOL
>>697447520
gunna go see her next month already have my ticket bought
umm sorry you have communication issues and you couldnt hold a long distance relationship ever
also been on the internet longer than u bro seen my fair share of catfish
also did i mention her twin sister was a lesbian?
pic related its me
>>697447518
i'll bite...
nigga if you have health insurance get checkd it might be cancer it might be a form of blindness it might be you eating too many doritos.
>>697447637
Paradox:The Post.
coming soon to a chan near you!
>>697443686
> I seem to be headed in a good direction career-wise
> I have low self esteem, and am a bit hard on myself for my shortcomings
> Even if I pee after jacking off, the length of my urethra stills feels irritated like there's still something in it.
>>697447887
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>>697447883
>>697443686
Im a lawyer and love my work
My girlfriend lives in another country
I think the emperor of mankind is a dickhead
>>697447887
im sorry about your delusions.
>>697448033
You fucking heretic piece of shit. I'll fucking rape your face.
>>697447426
I don't vomit, no, sorry :(
But I do have diagnosed panic disorder and GAD, and you are not alone, and it can get better. It will get better. I remember at my worst, I didn't leave my house for two weeks because my panic attacks where happening so close to eachother I couldn't drive a car or walk down a street. I was on Xanax for years, and Wellbutrin, and Lexapro, and Abilify -
5 years later and I'm prescription free and a pretty functional person with a job and degree. I enjoy life most of the time honestly. Bad episodes of anxiety are like a once or twice a year thing instead of a constant thing.
If you are having constant anxiety, you aren't alone, and I hope my story helps calmn the idea that you might have that you will be anxious forever.
Now if you are having episodic anxiety, in that your anxiety is triggered by very specific situations, then that is not PD or GAD. That is a phobia, and you must confront your fear if you wish to overcome it. Situational anxiety is not a disorder, it's a response to a genuine fear. Anxiety is a problem when it's happening when nothing is scary.
If you only have it with very particular situations, then you need to adress the underlying fear or pain associated with those situations. Once you do this your fight or flight response will not be triggered anymore by those situations.
Hope some of this helped. I'm not a doctor. Please consult a professional. I'm just some asshole whose read a couple medical books for personal reasons. Consult a doctor.
>>697447272
>3 sentences
>you think i can accurately describe what a relationship is to the kissless virgins in this board in 10 words or less
>horse riding
>i feel i could have done better in life
>i can't sleep well, so i am constantly tired and it is pathetic in my age
>>697447543
> A lot of people think I'm gay
I know that feel, dude. A girl once asked me if I was gay, and I know that even though I said no, they are probably 100% certain that I am.
>>697448065
how can you even feel emotions when you have to pay for sex? you dont even know what sorry is
>>697448166
I'm also a kissless virgin.
>>697447887
Youre explaining it to him because in the back of your head you have doubts, you wonder what she does when she doesnt text you. You DO in fact think theres a possibility that shes a catfish. You arent actually explaining it to him, youre trying to convince your self.
>>697448141
Kek
>>697445901
KEK
>>697448151
Not to try to make my case sound better than yours in anyway but like socially I'm fine. It's weird because only when I'm with an attractive girl I literally get nauesous and this anxiety interferes with my dating life easily. fucking sucks
Im not on any drugs or anything and I told my doctor about it last year and he said nothing of it really
>>697445155
Thats emily bloom you dumb cunt
>>697446617
How else am I going to smoke it?
>i'm a pretty awesome guy with great social skills
>i'm a convicted sex offender (thankfully no openly public register)
>i've trained my cats like other people would a dog. They sit, shake, heel, etc
>>697446655
You have no idea what highly intelligent people are like. Some of them are humble, some of them doubt themselves like you said, and some of them have thier head right up thier own ass with a shitty superiority complex. Go to a university or something and you'll find that shit out right away. Avg university student has intelligence in the top 22% of the population which is a fair bit above avg. And you'll find arrogant profs and shit who are much smarter than that and proclaim thier intelligence like fucking douchebags. So yeah, you can call him a douchebag for saying he's smart, but someone saying they're smart doesn't mean they aren't.
>>697443686
>best thing about my life
six-figure a year job
>worst thing about my life
I can't stop coming to 4chan
>interesting thing
I fuck a lot of hookers. Sometimes 3 times a week.
>>697447892
I have insurance. I should really get it checked out you are right. I am one of those people that never goes to doctor, even when sick, I always ride it out. I think i've been to the doctor like 12-15 times in my entire life, honestly.
this seems kinda serious though, might be one of those things that is slowly fucking me up.
I will get it checked out next week.
thanks!
>>697448397
Who is Emily Bloom.
>>697443686
>4chan
>4chan
>4chan
Unrelated question, help me out /b/
So yesterdaymy phone started being weird, it had a light blue tint on the bottom of the screen
In the next fee hours the light blue started moving up and the blue at the bottom became darker
Now I wake up and the entire screen is black
If I hold it in the dark I can see blue/white neon-like spots in the corner
How fucked is my phone? Anything I can do about it??
>>697448402
Just use a bong m8
You get more out of it and less toxic smoke and burnt weed
>>697448262
its because im bored, but ok
actually met her before her twin lesbian sister
both of them IRL
>lesbian choking on my dick and fucking her tits
>bored
heres another entry for this thread:
>this thread
>your shit psychology amuses me
>my mother is a psychoanalyst
>>697448436
>six figure job
still zero figure personality
>>697446629
Oh hey, its me
>>697448406
>>697448406
>>i've trained my cats like other people would a dog. They sit, shake, heel, etc
i did the same
it is much easier than people think
>>697447794
yea in my area we only have subway and quiznos and both taste like toasted toilet water
>>697448561
I don't have a bong. All I got is some papers
>>697448262
Wow, fuck summer.
>I'm not illiterate
>I'm probably the most miserable person you'd ever meet, I have anger issues, never kissed or fucked, and even worse: I'm Canadian.
>I seem to fix things by complete accident.
>>697448522
Get a new phone. Stop waiting for shit to become just that. See a problem, fix it.
Take the thing to a technician.
>>697448600
Whatever you say, peasant.
>>697448600
>underrated dubs are accurate AF
>>697443686
Best thing about your life
> I am a swinger with a beautiful gf and a hot sidegf
Worst thing about your life
> I think I develope some kind of depression
Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
>I play vidya games
>>697446655
The thing is just that that is the exact reason I am on 4chan. To write something like that without having to deal with the consequences. I never ever said that I think I'm intelligent or that I'm a sadist to anyone in reality.
But I know how much this just sounds like some douche trying to prove that he's smart to random people on the internet.
>>697448640
Use an apple or an aluminum can, even a shitty homemade pipe is better than rolling a blunt
>>697448664
basically this
>>697443686
> Got a great Girlfriend, hot and likes to fuck
> Hate School and don't know what todo in life
> I don't like paying for small shit at shops and pocket it.
>>697448459
np anon, just tell the doc about your visual episodes n what not...might be something sttupid like low blood sugar...who knows.
>>697448614
im in la and thats pretty much the same but subway i can handle
>>697448717
It's like reading the summary of my autobiography
You sad pathetic little man. May a lonely death bring you peace
>>697447887
This cuck lol, good luck not killing yourself when "something came up" comes up next month, idiot!
If she's not giving you her tumble, nor does she introduce you to any of her friends as "this is my boyfriend" how can you pretend it's real?
This cuck, haha
>>697448987
The same for you, anon.
>>697448752
>>697448772
i really hope this is samefagging
I finished school and am moving to LA to start working towards my dream.
I recently discovered I have high blood pressure and am freaking out about it obsessively.
I recently got a paid gig doing what I love.
>>697447887
lmfao sorry to break it to ya but ur being cucked anon
>>697443686
>Best thing about your life
The hot bitches I have had one night stands with
>Worst thing about your life
Being in a loving relationship, I still miss dem hot sluts
>Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
I eat my own snot when no one is looking
>>697448664
This
>>697449115
thats sick man, ive been in la all my life.
what part are you coming to?
>>697449097
Thanks.
We both probably deserve it
>>697443686
>im a white, Norwegian citizen
>im short
>i cought a guitar pick used by Slash at one of his conserts
>>697449115
>I recently discovered I have high blood pressure
>am freaking out about it obsessively.
Pretty sure the second point will make your issue worse
>>697448432
I go to the third best engineering school in my country (U.S.).
Or atleast I heard someone say it was third? It might not be. It's A&M. I'm a computer engineering major in my senior year.
My intro C++ class was taught by Bjarne Stroustrup. He's a genius. A massive genius. Super humble guy.
I met Neil Degrass too, he came to my university for a book signing and he signed my copy of Death by Black Hole, he is cool as cucumber.
These are anecdotal, and pretty much worthless, but they molded my idea of super intelligent people. I've met arrogant professors, and I am 99.9% certain there exist in the world extremley smart individuals who are complete show-boaters about it. That's how the world works. Everything comes in flavors, especially people.
But I don't support the idea that the behavior is except-able, and by believing in that, it takes away from their abilities to me. Their social intelligence, their overall awarness. I don't care if you are Temple fuckin Grandin if you are a total asshole and constantly spout how smart you are to everyone then It is my belief that your understanding of the abilities of everyone is flawed.
>>697449194
Not exactly sure as I'm staying with a relative's friend until I get on my feet. We're about 20 minutes away from Hollywood though.
>>697443686
>im going to graduate this semester
>Im single and will probably never have a happy family because im terrified of commitment
>i enjoy the way my hair looks when i wake up
>>697446381
>>697447887
You know anon, I have a feeling your "girlfriend" sucked your cock actually
>>697447887
>>697444096
Kill yourself
>Best thing about your life
I've been told that I have a good singing voice.
>Worst thing about your life
Singing teachers consider me a lost cause.
>Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
The story I just told.
>>697449321
if you're in the hills then congrats your friend is rich
20 minutes with traffic or without? im 20 minutes from hollywood but it takes me about 45 minutes if i leave at like 4pm on a damn wednesday or something
Best thing: My son
Worst thing: The bitch that birthed him
Uninteresting: I think I just shat myself but since i'm paralysed from the waist down ever since I got shot in afghanistan I'm not really sure..
>>697448478
A perfectly legal 16 year old porn model.
>>697443686
>I have a lot of friends
>I am too lazy to get out and get pussy
>when I go out by myself I like to get in fights, but only if I'm relatively far from home
>>697449454
got ptsd?
>>697448868
Completely understandable. I am currently in college and struggling with a degree. It's a hard major, and I go to a respected college, but my classmates are better than me, faster than me, have to explain things to me from time to time.
so when I get a chance to shit on someone who says their smart I take it, because I have insecurities about my own intelligence.
Rock on, anon.
>>697445014
That card gives me cancer
>>697449454
pics?
>>697443686
>I am actually suriving and living all on my own. Never thought I'd manage that but here I am
>I am friendless and surround by awful people
>I can move my thumb in kind of a weird manner but it's mostly unnoticeable and kind of not interesting
>>697449018
nah i know how to get laid, my life wont end if something comes up its onto the next one, im mature enough to know when to let go but also when to keep on keepin on, what was your longest relationship? did you ever move away and lose all your friends cause you didnt know how to communicate with the old ones? lol (this is also a typical type of mentality)
>>697449332
2 different people they live in 2 different countries and ive skyped with them both at the same time
wish it had been my gf :/
>>697449607
Seriously? You get off on a shit diaper? Well, I guess it takes all sorts..
>>697449290
Yeah, those are geniuses, but i mean literally everyone in your class probably had an iq of at least 120 if not higher, which means they all had much higher intelligence than avg (what the poster was claiming. Did you not meet any douchebags there?
>>697443686
>blessed with good looks that got me far. I live comfortably...with my own apartment and a new car, plus a chill ass dog. Also, I'm in love.
>always worried that my SO doesn't love me back. There is one I'm close enough to talk to about real shit. no friends since hs and don't trust my SO enough to let my walls down.
>I have a slight obsession with fish and aquariums. got lots of fish tanks at my place.they're dope. pics upon request.
pic related: his name is Lucky.
>>697449775
nah i meant pics of your setup
like are you in a wheelchair or something
>>697445421
>>697445539
>>697445782
Newfags never heared of Emily Bloom
>>697447887
8/10. If not for the pic I'd fall for it like these others fucking morons.
>Fairly smart, dont have to study for exams
>Complete social outcast
>Can play all three movements from Beethoven's Pathétique sonata
>>697449556
PTSD pffff. You get shot and tell me how happy you are afterwards, ok?
But PTSD? My legs and dick don't work anymore, that's depressing AF. But other than that I guess I'm fine..
>>697443686
>ive been in a relationship for more than 9 months straight and its been amazing
>i still live with my parents and my mom is very homophobic and transphobic so i cant be a trap yet
>i can sorta play jigglypuff in sm4sh well enough to beat casual players
>>697449812
no* one
>>697449812
Pretty sure no one gives a shit about ur fish. Pics of SO welcome tho.
>Best thing about your life
Gf of 8 years
>Worst thing about your life
I will never be able to pursue a career in music unless I relocate.
>Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
I dropped out of college because I had severe panic attacks the first week I lived on campus.
>>697449633
Like this?
>>697449812
dog on top of/next to fish tank plz
>>697443686
>Born to wealthy, white parents with decent values
>Went about getting a degree completely wrong, wasted time and money and hurt my career prospects
>I was supposed to be born with a twin sister. She didn't make it.
>>697449905
hey youre practically me except i only know how to play the ukelele
>>697449350
no just bored bro its a thing
>>697449678
Five years relationship with a girl literally over 9000 kilometers away. We spent the last semester together.
Also, every time I thought "I gotta keep on keeping on" I got cheated on, last time a psychopathic bitch claimed she was raped. Worst relationships of my life.
I didn't have a relationship that wasn't long distance for at least a few months. You're being cucked. Remember anon knew it better when you find out.
>>697450080
what degree
>>697449939
whered you get shot?
on a scale of one to twenty how badly did it hurt.
dont ask
im just curious
>>697450080
How old are u dude?
> I actually feel talented for composing music
> I've always felt alone in a world of people I can't connect with
> I easily cry from anime, but never from 3d series
>>697450113
i have a friend that is exactly you. but he can play a little piano as well as ukelele
>>697449815
I'm in a wheelchair most of the time. I hate this fucking thing, but it gets me around. Nothing worthy of pics..
>>697449939
theres that pump thing u can buy for your dick
id kill myself if i couldnt feel my dick honestly idk how you do it
im the LDR dude but DAMN son
>1 like
>1 respect
>>697444608
fukk yess, mothafuckah
>>697443686
>My family members whom I love give me a reason to stay alive
>I have OCD, it's not as severe as it was before I was on medication, but it's still fairly bad at times. It makes attaining any degree of inner peace highly difficult because I constantly get stuck obsessing over certain intrusive thoughts that torture me.
>Sometimes in public places I like to imagine I can control reality and fuck things up in strange ways.
>>697449939
like no boner no work? or no feeling no work?
thats rough bro
>>697445421
fuckkoff modfagg and die
>Managed to get back up on my feet after several doctors said I was close to becoming completely insane
>Didn't really manage to get emotionally stable ever again
>I love everyone but damn is it hard to not just go out on a stealing and abusing streak
>>697449979
>>697443686
>i've got above average looks
>clinical depression
>been playing ikariam almost daily, for the last 8 years
>>697446618
yourpost = the only cancer
fuckoff and die, cancerfag
>>697449979
ob peacock cichlid
>>697443686
>Attractive, smart, probably going to end up being rich too from startup companies
>being a perfectionist and ruining decent things because of it, eg relationships
>I have a weird taste for food, like before I just ate porridge and then olives straight afterwards :/ I mix meals
>>697450061
Not the anon you replied to
>only works on one hand
>>697449979
his name is monday cuz i got him on a monday
>>697447010
>I think I might be acoustic
>>697450149
B.A. in English. Wanted to be a technical writer.
>>697450216
22.
>>697450762
how long do fish live?
>>697449979
here's my bottom fish. she's so vain <3
>>697449793
Oh. I suppose, I didn't consider the world average. Or even a more local average. I suppose I was considering those far above numbers that are considered normal in my sheltered white male privledged university life.
I guess I played myself.
Sure, on the national level? I don't doubt the dude is "way above average intelligence".
Most people are, well, not brilliant. Especially if considering the world and places where education isn't even a human right.
So yea, most definitely, if my classmates are in the category, then yea some of them are douchebags about it.
Sorry, I just uh, guess I live in a bubble.
heh.
>>697443686
>Best Thing
My fiancée. We met in a dark time in my life. But she was there for me as a friend, she became my best friend and after 3 months of spending all day every day with her I told her I loved her and we kissed. Been together for a year now(like 2 years since we met) and I asked her to marry me, but we'll need a long engagement because I want to graduate University first(did a 6 year degree). Everytime we're not together I get frustrated as fuck. Right now her parents pay her rent and we don't want to leach off them, so although we have 2 apartments we stay together every night. We'll be moving in together officially soon.
>Worst Thing
PTSD. My cousin hanged himself and ever since that I can't be around ropes without getting irritable and nooses legit can trigger panic attacks.
>Not Interesting
My fiancée is 23cm shorter than me.
>>697445421
There am video of Milena D eating her pussy....God Tier Porn indeed.
>>697450844
depends on the fish. out of the ones i have...the longest is probably 20 years max. some live 4-10ish that's about average I guess for freshwater aquariums.
>>697447576
>Being this fucking retarded
How do you function?
>>697450185
I got shot an inch above my hip, bullet whent through my side, bounced around abit and tore up my kidney and lodged in my spine.
How much it hurt? Like nothing I've ever felt before, and probably never will again. Sucks that the last thing I've felt down there was dull thud and warm sensation, like peeing myself. Then: nothing..
>>697447576
not cool bro. not cool
>>697450131
youre not even trying to be even mildly interesting, also she DID get raped and she went to the police and the guy actually got caught a few weeks later
that one i dont count, if you stayed with her even after her cheating then yeah ur getting cucked
but if you understand how the human body works and u wanna be in a sort of open relationship and eventually have 3somes (FFM) with your dream girl, it doesnt come easy, also shes mega jealous of me but i told her im going to a strip club tomorrow and she trusts me enough
>>697450844
till tuesday
thats his last name
>>697450479
No boner, no feeling : no work
>>697450975
brutal.
so i take it 20 on a scale of 1-20
well shit. how it happen
>>697449979
OB blue peacock cichlid (african)
>>697450844
dunno about fish but i know lobsters can live for centuries in the deap ocean n shit.
>>697449979
zebra obliquiden cichlid
>>697450845
Manic Depression.jpg
>>697450972
>Little known fact.
>The earth IS round.
>And literally every animal species in existence was shoved onto a wooden ark by some primordial jew and his family a few thousand years ago--y'know, when the planet still had that "Glorious Creation" smell.
>>697449979
blood parrot cichlid
>>697449979
blue peacock
>really smart and have a lot of doors open to me
>told the girl I loved that I liked her - she rejected me and now we dont talk
>a girl now likes me that i dont like and i ceebs doing anything about it
>>697443686
> My sister and I have been lovers since we were in Middle School.
>We live in an RV
Our favorite restaurant is Long John Silvers
>>697443686
>Best thing about your life
I'm absurdly smart and the market agrees.
>Worst thing about your life
I give way too much of a fuck about things that don't matter in the slightest and for the most part it's crippling.
>Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
Prior to this question: that I have an empty can of cream soda sitting next to me.
>>697449979
my mini pleco. he won't get big.
>>697443686
>my view on the world
>i dont like to talk
>i have about 10 people in my life i actually care about, the rest could disappear and i wouldnt give a fuck
>>697443686
> CS/Math studies i'm about to start at the best uni in my country
> The amount of work i'll have to do
> I'm taking a shit right now
>>697450868
so what you have a dislike towards ropes because of something that happened. La - Die - Dah. You need a PTSD label for that?
victimising piece of shit
>>697449979
jewel cichlid hybrid
>>697451334
dude more dog pics
>>697451264
>2016
>Believes in love
>>697451072
we were on route, when we spotted an IED. We got out and waited for our demo guy to clear it when they opened fire. I was shot and lived, a two other guys didn't. Guess I'm lucky...
>>697451039
what happens if u watch porn and rub ur penor?
>slightly above average life in terms of wealth
>strong enough to get into a fight but never get into fights
>if I like something like a game I rarely get bored of it
>i get to wear a dress shirt to work and it makes me feel better about myself and my shitty job
>i might go to jail on Thursday and I'm kinda hoping i do, and I'm not sure how fucked up that makes me or my situation
>i think I'm being cucked by my best friend and a man i previously idolized
>>697449979
electric yellow cichlid. he's shy.
>>697451334
do you watch adultswim's fishtank or whatever it's called?
>>697451371
youre pretty autistic if you think things dont affect people. the brain is a weird organ - some things stick and fuck you up regardless of whether you want them to or not. I was molested as a child, it leaks into every facet of my life even if you dont want it to.
learn to listen to some people
>>697451039
i salute you anon...fuckin shiat..
>>697444608
Edgy
>>697443686
>solid life overall, nice family and friends
>still thinking about the girl, that broke up with me 4 years ago - even got her to meet me again but it only hurts more
>I dropped Emily Bloom as fap material because she smokes kek
>>697451480
i think he meant post pics of the girl youre fucking not your stupid ass fish you fucking retardo
>>697449979
my longfin oscar.
chillin with lovebug
>>697450989
Fucking nightmare fuel
>>697451416
lmao my bad - thought I really had something with this chick. now I guess i'll just fuck random girls and be unhappy like everyone else
>>697451439
Nothing. Try watching porn and rubbing the chair next to you. Does nothing...
Frustrating thing is, I do get horny, but I have no real way of release, so there's that
>>697451519
>You're pretty autistic if you think that what I'm feeling isn't enough reason to go full on PTSD
No anon, I don't think what you experienced is 'heavy' enough to say you have PTSD just because the thought emerges when you see ropes. Deal with it.
Molestation maybe, but that's not what you said and this shouldn't be a competition of biggest victim.
>>697450845
Nice pleco anon!
>>697445014
chris?
>I've experienced just about everything I've truly desired in life.
>no desire or ambition to do anything else. Everything is grey.
>mental illness is very prevalent on my mom's side of family. Starting to show signs.
I can't even pretend to give a shit about things that should mean the world to me.
>>697451664
youre confusing me with someone else another poster. this isnt a victim contest, but if this other bloke says he has a hard time around ropes, it doesnt do any good to give him shit for it, fuck up
>>697449979
let's see....here we have long finned tetras, german blue rams, german gold rams, some kissing guaramis, a bumblebee catfish, lots of guppies, glofish, and 2 cory catfish
>>697451435
thanks for sharing.
not the same as rekt threads though is it?
really being there. seeing it in front of you. the smells. the sounds. the moment.
i almost want to join the army..
im young yet. time to decide.
what would you say?
>>697450736
then why the fuck are you here?
>>697451760
If you go crazy, please shoot someone meaningful like Trump or Clinton. Or both. Maybe Erdogoat if you get the chance.
>>697449979
here's a better pic, friend.
also I forgot there's a snail in there too.
>No health issues
>27 years old virgin still in college
>4TB of anime
>>697451660
have u tried anal stimulation? or u have no control over your bowells either? ive heard of male anal orgasms also i find it weird that you cant get blood on ur dick do u ever get random boners? if u put like a rubber hair band on ur dick and squish it it might get semi hard if the blood is still flowing
>>697451669
thanks :)
do you have one? pics?
>>697451856
>porridge and olives
nigga what the fuck who eats porridge and olives
>>697451898
>Best thing about your life
I can paint
>Worst thing about your life
I'm a socially dead failure, I hate everything ,pessimist more than ever, everything is shit for me, I dont want to do anything ,and have no energy for anything.
>Something about your life not interesting enough to tell anyone else
I'M trying to lucid dream, sometimes it works ,but most of the times , iFail
>>697451837
What I would say is: Fuck the army..
Seriously, you're no one when you join, you're no one when you're shot, and when you get home, no one cares. To them you are a tool to spank naughty countries with. And if you break, they just get another tool.
Don't be a tool, don't join up.
If you have a choice, get a degree in something, study like your life depends on it and get a normal life. Don't do it for the adventure, because 90% of the time in afghanistan I was bored AF, just sitting around, waiting for shit to happen.
>>697450061
uhm, hard to explain but I can 'erect' it very straightly and move it back and forth at it's base. It actually sounds kind of impressive when I describe it, but it really isnt
>>697451140
lobsters can literally live forever unless killed
>>697451867
I'm too introverted. If I go crazy I'll probably turn into a hoarder of some type.
>I'm only 26 and make more money than anyone else I know my Age.
>I have completley lost faith in people, and will never again be with a woman
>I made a Facebook page for my political rants and have '500 likes'.
>>697451628
Nah, you just have unrealistic expectations. Nobody likes talking about what relationships actually consist of, just like nobody talks about miscarriages, suicide, mental illness, and pedophilia if there's any reason at all not to. The idea of love that you, and most people under 20, have been presented with doesn't exist.
Do try to have meaningful relationships. But accept that all people, to some degree, are shit and have sharp, jagged edges and deeply seated flaws that come with being human, and imperfect, and growing up in a human, imperfect world.
>>697445901
Are you me? Everything is right even the ass part.
>>697451797
Whatever man, I'm entitled to express that opinion.
I think convincing yourself of PTSD due to an occurrence that didn't affect you and only happens when you get remembered of a memory you yourself created is feeding to the 'false emotion' that you have.
Given I could've worded it differently, but anon should know that sometimes it's your own mind who is feeding emotions, and in his case it certainly is a self-created memory so he should not define or label it differently than that.
>>697451898
Jesus christ, I knew things could be worse, but...
>still in college
>4TB of niptoons
Tell me you can run a mile in under nine minutes and not pass out. Please.
>>697452150
i was gonna go for that point but i settled for centuries because i was too lazy to research lol. how deep can those little fuckers go?
>I can shred
>People dislike me because I shred
>When I was 11 years old, I had a huge wart on my foot.
>>697452134
i have my own reasons for considering it.
but ill take what youve said into consideration.
thanks anon
>>697452207
that's literally every semi-autist on here though
>>697450428
sorry to here about your OCD bro, must suck. wish you all the best
>>697443686
>I have a shit ton of free time
>My only friend group is dying
>I hate people who think too highly of themselves
>>697451966
I didn't take many pics, and what i have of him isnt on my phone, he grew to be about 14" then my jewel cichlid attacked him in the middle of the night. He was just a common.
I keep fancy tail goldfish now, here is some of my guys acting hungry for the camera. Oh, and a lazy shrimp riding a snail
>>697451889
>>697451482
tanked...I have seen it...tbh though i don't like tanks with "themes"....i like when they look kind of modern and resemble their natural habitat. it makes them more peaceful, which is why i like them.
what kind of fish do you keep?
>>697452247
To end this discussion: Anon with "PTSD" from ropes should go with me to the Vet hospital and visit with some guys who have it and then decide for himself if he really wants to keep using that word so lightly.
As for his discomfort with ropes, now that I do understand, but believe me when I tell you, that is not PTSD
>>697452356
>I can shred
Undeniable proof that you can't shred dick.
>>697449979
he's gonna get big, this one
i just need to be patient
>>697451856
I have a fucked sense of humour which /b/ satisfies. Other than that I'm normie as fuck
>im more free then most people my age ever get to be
>I have a hard time commiting to anything
>I want my sister to suck my cock
>>697452446
Funny I hate people who think too lowly of themselves and the world. That makes them assume that low content is acceptable.
Like that shitty image of yours. No one likes those. Only children (and me) respond to it. You probably don't even like it. You probably don't even like yourself.
>>697452526
That's what I have been saying you clown. That it is probably not PTSD and if it is it's likely to be 'self-enabled'.
>>697452612
I mean... You're not wrong, I hate myself.
>>697451601
here's my african cichlid setup.
>>697452558
>nazi stuff
>9/11 stuff
>homophobic
>misogynistic
>death
/b/ just has the sense of humor of a 15 year old
>i have a gf
>only reason i dont kill myself is because of my gf
>i can speedrun half life
>>697451966
Oh, and btw; sand master race <3
>>697452662
is self-enabled ptsd really a thing? holy kek
>>697452593
Are you me.. Besides the sister thing.. Although it would be nice to have a sister to fantasize over.
>>697452341
>>697452096
Oh, shit! Is my situation really that bad?
4 years ago, I could run 15km every day. Now, I'm just a couch potato.
>>697451601
here's my other pleco eating a wafer.
>>697452662
Right. Now explain to me how aggreeing with you makes me a clown?
