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My boyfriend just texted this to me. I am confuse. Dubs responds

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My boyfriend just texted this to me.

I am confuse.

Dubs responds
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>>697428446
boyfriend found a new thing to put his dick in.

it's over anon. may the crying and self doubt commence.
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>>697428446
He means his cock doesn't work anymore.
He needs to use strap-ons.
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>>697428446
btw im a grill
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>>697428446
he's breaking up with you, can I date you
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>>697428862
tits or gtfo
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>>697428862
tits or gtfo you know the rules
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By the way I've been fucking your dad
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>>697428446
Not a big deal, I don't need to cum when we fuck.
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post tits
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>>697428446

say

"ill kill myself dont you dare leave my side"
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>>697428446

Nevermind, you were shit in bed anyway.
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>>697429231
Rolling for this
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>>697429231
Voting for this
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Say
"Oh shit I was fucking (insert his friends name) anyways"
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>>697428446
I'm down for some tits
>if dubs
"That's fine. If you leave I'm fucking (his best friend or brother's name)."
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>>697429231
roll
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"let's fuck before we split"
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>>697429231
rollerone
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>>697428446
I have herpes. Good luck.
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>>697429231
roll
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>>697429231
Dubs says you go stage five clinger
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>>697428446
say "really? first you gave me herpes, now this?"
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>>697428862
IMPOSTER

Op is a Faggot obviously
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>>697429041
The rule is tits or GTFO when the breast m-carrier is trying to use that status as a way to gain attention.

This is not the case here - it's merely providing additional information to aid in the generation of content.

Jackass.
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>>697428446
if you don't reply to this your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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>>697429231
rallin
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>>697429231
let this be
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>>697429231
R o l l
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>>697429231
please rngesus
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>>697429888
Respect the trips OP
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"I'm going to kill myself without you"
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>>697429888
Ayyy win.rar
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>>697429888
winrar. trip of troof
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>>697429833
Finally someone explained to the newfags
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>>697429888
winrar
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>>697429833
I am so, so sorry for wasting dubs on berating that newfag.

However - if you do post that, it'd be amusing.
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>>697429888
well shit.. trips gets the gold
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>>697429888
>>697429833
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Your mum
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>>697428446
seems like he isn't on the same page as "boyfriend" OP.
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>>697429888

WINEAR plus trips
Op must deliver + tits w/ timestamp
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>>697428862
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Fake
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>>697428446
can we get some tits + timestamp pls otherwise I'm afraid we'll have to ask you to leave.
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>>697430270
see
>>697429833
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>>697429833
No that's not how it works you stupid miserable communist cocksucker !
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>>697429888
no im sorry OP. If you're a fag and thats your BF then say so. Otherwise you must provide tits before we can respond in a legitimate way.
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>>697430290
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>>697430290
Sweet Jesus here we go.

Dubs says: "Your brother has a bigger dick anyways"
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>>697428446
Your boyfriend sounds like a fucking faggot OP, being all ambiguous and shit, let the gay cunt go
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>>697428862
Togtfo
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>>697430290
OP since I got trips you have to respect the rules. you have to post tits
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>>697430290
Good on you OP
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>>697430290
OP delivered
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>>697430290
Welp OP is fag, and this is fake
Name reads Dr. Deletus
As in he'll annihilate your fetus
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>>697429231
Rolllllllll
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>>697430474
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Op is a fag btw
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>>697430554
See one thread down. She isn't thirsty for attention, just ready to entertain.
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>>697430633
>2016
>not calling your partner
Dr.Deletus
What's wrong with you?
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>>697430633
Thats just what I call him
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>>697430720
>he'll annihilate your fetus
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"Your brother has a bigger dick anyways"
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>>697431141
Rawl
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>>697430433
It is how it works you fucking cock munching nigger. All you newfags with all your faggotry scare off all the decent women that come to this board because of your misunderstanding of the rules in order to satisfy your 12 year old fucking dick itch. Seriously. How would you like it if someone began berating you to show your fuck ugly man titties to everyone purely because there was a hint that you were a fag? Ey? Stop being an absolute three-toed cunt and use the fucking rule the way it was meant to be used.

This goes without saying but apologies to all the women that have been fucked over by cunts like this twat.

Also, obviously the rule still stands but it must be followed properly.

Carry on
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So many of you newfags aren't even caring about tits or GTFO, it is a rule, a rule grills used to follow mind you. Sharpie in pooper too, and now so many of you are borderline SJW tumblr faggots. It isn't just /b/ either it is all of 4chan
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>>697430290
OP delivers.
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>>697430290
Kill youraelf, take a picture and send it to your boy friend. He will know that you are serious.
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>>697428862

Prove it with tits.
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>>697431177
Tasty pasta
>>697431141
Reroll
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>>697431224
Preach
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>>697431224
This post clearly shows how much of a fucking newfag you are. Yes, there is a rule. It is a specific rule though.
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>>697431141
Rolling
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>>697431279

Kek
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>>697431224
Explain the rule and what it means, all mighty wisdom of /b/.

>I'm a grill needing attention == tits or GTFO
>How can I fuck with this fag =/= tits or GTFO
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>>697431224
I'm rolling for this.
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
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>>697431177
Stop acting like people on 4chan are eloquent and well spoken, everyone knows there aren't grills on /b/. I've been coming here for 4 fucking years and j wouldn't ever consider myself an oldfag. But I know the rules, and the rule is if you're a grill it is Tits or GTFO, no ifs, ands, but we will take some of them Butts
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>>697431224
nobody cares, OP could be a gay faggot for all i care, wouldnt change the entertainment i get from this thread
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>>697431224
I know those feels, bruh. Sometimes, when I build a fort in the living room, my mom comes in even though the sign says "no grills allowed". I tell her the same thing, it's a goddamn rule, mom!
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>>697431224
roll
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>>697431628
See >>697431587
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>>697431141
Dubs pls
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>>697431628
That is not the fucking rule. Fucksakes you degenerative mongoloids. The rule is,

>if you're an attention whore=titsorgtfo
>if you're fucking with someone and it comes out that you're a grill=/=titsorgtfo

Stop being an entitled nigger
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>>697430900
Rolling for "I'll say you raped me"
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Im pregnant, you cant fucking leave me. I own you.
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>>697431934
rolling
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>>697431177
he's right tho.

tits are for attention whores. she is providing entertainment with text thread....it would not make sense unless she mentioned she's a girl, or a grill.
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>>697431141
Roll
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>>697431396
I wouldn't say Newfag but definitely not an oldfag, but been here for years now. Watching newfags ruin this fucking board.

>>697431587
See most grills on here k me the rule as well, she never had to acknowledge she was a grill and no one would have said shit.


The bottom line isn't the enforcement of the rule but that this board is now just posting old shit to show who is a newfag, gay, trap, or cuck porn and virtually nothing of genuine interest
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>>697431587
Just tits. If you have them show them. It's simple. People trying to say there's exceptions like gender being relevant to the topic are white knight faggots. Want our advice? Show tits. If you can't show tits then you're a dude.
It also prevents betas from fagging up threads by being "nice guys". Here are the breasts, no need to act like that anymore. It's best for everybody.
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>>697431934
reroll
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>>697431628
rollan
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>>697431224
check the trippps faggot
>>697432000
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>>697432074
>this
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>>697428862
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE WITTLE TEEF
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>>697431141
Roll for this
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Op is gay this agrument is retarded
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>>697431872
She never had to let it slip, it could have stayed absolutely quiet, plus this seems fake as fuck so why does it even matter? It is just showing how bad /b/ has become.
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>>697431934
rollin
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>>697431141
Give me dubs you cunty website
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>>697432322
Finally, Jesus Christ
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>>697432186
I'm pregnant. You can't fucking leave me, I own you.
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>>697432074
There are exceptions. FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS. GO READ THE ORIGINAL FUCKING RULE.

If a grill is looking for attention and specifically starts or brings up the fact that they are femanon regardless of it's relavance then the rule applies. If it comes up BECAUSE of something being done then it doesn't apply.
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>>697432186
nigger what
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>>697432000
There is virtually no entertainment because there is no conversation, OP isn't posting any pics of the conversation.
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>>697432014
>just posting old shit to show who is a newfag, gay, trap, or cuck porn and virtually nothing of genuine interest
so OP posts something interesting and you want to shut her down because your fucking little boy sex drive wants to see her tits?
look at some random tits weirdo. leave her alone. she aint breaking no rules here
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>>697432074
>truth
Not even dubs, still truth
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>>697432432
I'm rolling
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>>697432322
WINRAR
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>>697431934
Getting some dimmadubs for this.
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>>697432432
That's bullshit. As stated it stops betas from acting like betas. Women on this website should *want* to show tits if they're serious about being treated as equals (in the context that they don't want guys acting nice to them)
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>>697432432
I urge you to see this
>>697432186
OP mentioned that they were a grill in a separate post early on in the thread. This was all fucking fake to show how many of you fucking newfags are on this fucking board.

Goddamn I can't wait for summer to be over
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>>697432485
no one rolled dubs since her last text. that's how these things work.

>if dubs
I just called your mother and told her you gave me herpes. also, I have herpes. you probably do too.
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>>697430433
Yes - yes it is, unless you're admitting t being the embodiment of summer.

"Monkey see, monkey do" applies here more than in nature, I'd wager. The monkeys see people shouting "tits or GTFO", but don't know why - so they assume it's the done thing.

The misconception proliferates, and we end up with everyone on their 18th birthday rushing here and leading with that sorely misguided attempt to blend in with the "/b/tards".
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>>697432834
Fuck me Daddy.
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>>697432834
im a fag
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>>697432834
Your cousin has a bigger dick anyways
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>>697432834
SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER
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>>697432498
It isn't Interesting, I knew from the get go this was fucking fake because so many of you now show up in dubs threads, like every 4th thread is a fucking dubs thread
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>>697432834
Im gay
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>>697432834
Is it because I gave you herpes?
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I have HIV and you have it too, fucker.
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>>697432758
listen here you fucking cunt. I've been here for long enough to not be fucking disrespected by the likes of you acoustic niggers. I'm sick and tired of your 12 year old tardery. Man the fuck up and stop sucking dicks.
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>>697429833
Don't matter tits or gtfo
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>>697431177
White knights are taking over /b/ now ? Better go and apologize with your father for being this fucking beta you disgusting piece of shit. Say whatever you want, you are already dead.
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>>697432687
lol but guys are nicer and even MORE beta to girls who show their tits.

also, soon as she shows tits....the thread blows up with demands for ass pics, sharpie in pooper, and pussy pics. sometimes it's nice to just have interesting content without it becoming a pervert quick stop.
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>>697433074
Rerawl
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>>697433208
IT DOESN'T MATTER
>>697433233
WINRAR
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>>697433193
And this right here is exactly why the rule exists. Fucking faggots all of you
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>>697433233
Winrar
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>>697432432
back to red.dit you go, Im sure m'lady is waiting for you there
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>>697433100
>acoustic niggers
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>>697428446
ok well then....I had something major I had to tell you but now I will just let you find out on your own. PS youll find out at the worst time possible
This will drive micropeen crazy wonder wtf it could possibly be
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>>697428446
Say "I'll tell them you raped me"
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>>697433334
Missed quints. Sorry dude.
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>>697433233
WINRAR
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>>697433100
I've been here for years too, this is just the frustration of seeing so many fucking retards ruin this board with bananas, fuck this website is almost as bad as tumblr and Reddit at this point. Admit it, it is still more entertaining, but the summer gets worse every year, and at this point I can't even tell if someone is doing a shitty bait about being offended or if they actually are
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>>697433177
Mother fucker. This site has never pissed off before the way this single thread is pissing me the fuck off. You must be absolute fucking small dicked virgin faggots. This place had it's basic rules for a reason. Fucking scum of the earth you cunts are
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>>697433334
Almost....
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>>697433357
>acoustic
FUCKING ACOUSTIC
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>>697433357
Any fags who are here care to explain the relevance of my statement to this newfag mongoloid? Anyone?
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>>697432951
i don't always like dubs thread.
but i like the messaging ones.
if its fake fuck it.

this one is getting boring though since he's not even responding.
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>>697430290
kek Dr.Deletus
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>>697433507
Another newfag detected I guess. Again. Anyone care to explain?
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>>697433441
uh oh, the holy white knight is getting angry. it's okay, im sure op thinks you're super awesome for protecting her.
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>>697433441
I get you are, but why even defend OP, this thread is dead, nothing is even happening, just leave the fucking thread. Newfags are fucking awful and ruining this board, and the whole website really. But you do sound like a white knight, and there are too many on /b/ now
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>>697433735
You see the faggottry that arises? I couldn't give a single fuck about op. I give a fuck about the rules though
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look heres the thing i know you think this is not working out but we can fix it. even if you give up on me i will never give up on u even if that means going to the next realm with you. just pls respond and we can talk. ps ill please u anyway ill literally eat ur shit. we can talk this thru pls I LOVE YOU D: D: we were supposed to get married! Im coming over we can work ths out
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>>697430290
OnePlus?
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>>697433441
/b/ is and always have been the place for us the scum of the earth. It will never be for a bloody tea party, you summer acoustic faggot !
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>>697433847
uh huh, sure ya do buddy. If you care about the rules so much then why can't you remember the simplest one correctly? I smell newfag.
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>>697433507
Acoustic = Autistic
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>>697433357
>acoustic niggers
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>>697433774
I apologise for sounding like a white knight. That is not my intention. You know how sad it is dealing with the degradation of the place I come to when I'm down and nothing else matters? And then you get cunts fucking up the societal rules that govern this shit hole?
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>>697433177
It's not white knighting, newfag. He's simply stating that "tits or gtfo" was used as a way to show women that they can use the pretense of some possibility of sex to get what they want on the internet. Newfags just look at it like a meme and spewed it everywhere they saw a "girl" posting. Stop being cancer.
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>>697433296
im not a faggot im a girl. no tits because it's relevant.

when i try to start a good thread i always show tits even if not necessary because i hope people will actually listen to me instead of just shouting tits or gtfo. but no, that doesn't even work because no one uses that to make us equals, like the rule was intended. instead they just start jacking off and asking for more pics. its not a fucking fap thread and you all still treat it like one.

it's so fucking annoying that 90% of the time I just pretend I'm a guy so i can have real entertainment and convos without all that bs. i don't have time to take 50 fucking pictures....that's not why i posted....the thread will fucking die by the time i shut up all the perverts drawn to my threads by tits.
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>>697430340
Sauce??
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>>697433847
Listen, I agree the rules are important. I said tits or GTFO because OP early on sounded more like she wanted attention then the thread to actually take off. I think she was more of an attention whore than a messenger for dubs. And that is why I said it, but you clearly disagree
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>>697434059
Not a complete newfag detected? Coming to my aid?
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>>697430433
He is right

>>697431177
>>697431872
>>697432000
You are right in your statements, but wrong in this case.
It isn't necessary for op to post its gender in this case. It doesn't matter if ops bf fucks ops pussy or ass or if the face he cums on is bearded or not.
Nevertheless op posted her gender, for what, anything else than attention from you virgin, fat neckband wizards.

To op: tits or gtfo
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>>697434130
I get you, I'm the same way, and no threads on here are even good because of all the faggots that are on here now
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>>697434207
Sorry you dont seem to understand the situation...it doesnt matter what the topic is...you are asking /b/ something and claiming to be a grill. That automatically means...tits or gtfo. If you have been around for any time at all surely youve seen other grills posting timestamps and tits in their initial posts.....they know whats up. Clearly you do not.
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>>697434150
Except it isn't.
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>>697433588
he's saying your a fag.

btw nice dubs faggotry confirmed.
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>>697434207
Well I never reveal my gender, I mean I'm a guy sure, but most stories can be gender ambiguous and that is fine. No one cares just don't share you're a girl like how most don't share they're guys
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>>697433100
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>>697434207
but what good do you serve if it isn't showing tits?
honestly. Fuckin women, just like dogs, you let em sleep in the bed and all of a sudden they think they're human.
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>>697433405

>say you've been here for years
>doesn't understand the concept of chemo

alrighty then faggot.
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Tits or gtfo. You know it c'mon
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>>697434325
Agreed, it seemed to me like she did that for attention to get the thread rolling
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>>697433974
rooting for this and

>>697434150
this

roll
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>>697433405
>>697433100

so much fucking cancer
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>>697433100
>acoustic niggers
>thread
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>>697428446

He means the other thing he's been fucking has sort of agreed to a ltr if he leaves you. She will fuck someone else and leave his ass an he'll be back in a couple of months. Unless it's a dude, then they're probably planning their wedding
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He's being vague because he wants you to think of a reason he's breaking up with you because he doesn't want to tell you the real reason
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>>697430399
Shut the fuck up, moron
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>>697434639
>>697434765
We aren't cancer, do you guys not see the references made to the older shit in our posts. How Acoustic was how some guy in a thread didn't correctly post autistic.

But you know sorry for us calling you out on your newfag bullshit
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>>697434061
> "Acoustic"
> are you guitarded?
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>>697434207
so sad to see the degeneracy on this thread. sorry anon. some of us try not to be asshats
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>>697434980
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>>697434980
kill yourself, white knights are worse than banana shitposters.
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>>697435068
>>697434851
You guys are so new
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>>697435085
good one, maybe she'll gargle your balls now. Why don't you tell her you're a feminist too, that'll really get her panties wet.
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>>697428862
What brand? Propane or charcoal?
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>>697428446
Nice choice in phone. Moto x?
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>>697434430
>when i try to start a good thread i always show tits
can u read bitch
try reading the entire thing before responding
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>>697428862
Dubs say you tell the guy to fuck off, then hit me up ;D
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>>697435085
That is not the point of /b/! We are all pieces of shit here, that is the fucking point of this board! To be awful, to exposed guys when they post personal info in an incest thread and tell their sister he jerks off in her panties. To expose a guy who beats his wife and inform his family. It isn't to show respect to one another, it is to entertain ourselves
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Nana, go back to Tumblr, 4chan is for big girls
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>>697433357
>acoustic niggers
>acoustic
>ACOUSTIC
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>>697435583
So new
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>>697435641
>calling someone new
>being this new
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>>697433208
>>11:44
>>Posted @2:45
Nigger
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>>697434544
you're right that's why, like i said, most the time i just pretend I'm a guy or don't mention it.

sometimes it's necessary to mention though. those are the times I post tits (usually...this thread aint worth it).

like I've literally made threads where I say something but switch genders.....like if I wanna say "bf cheated. feels thread" I change to "gf cheated. feels thread" and eventually it matters as anons start giving me advice about women (thinking I'm a man). but if I say I'm a woman and post tits then suddenly it's not a feels thread and it becomes a fap thread, everyone just requesting random pics.

do you see the struggle?
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>>697434207
You are intruiqing Anon. If you are also OP, message "Does this mean I have to stop having sex with your Dad too?"
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>>697431141
Roll?
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That's it you little shit, I fucked your father, no fuck that I fuck your father AND your mother same fucking time. Shit was so cash btw I'm pregnant it could be yours it could be your fathers...I hope it is your fathers that way you will always something to remember me by and to prove that your father and mother are more of a man then you will ever be. See you tomorrow babe.
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>>697435505
it's not about respect......it's about sticking to the original topic OP posted for.

doesn't happen if OP is a girl...whether or not tits are shown.
No tits= tits or GTFO
tits+timestamp= sharpie in pooper, MOAR, id lick your nipples.....

there is no win. posting as a girl on 4chan is virtually impossible to be treated as everyone else. unless we lie and say we're a guy.
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>>697436085
>message "Does this mean I have to stop having sex with your Dad too?"

Rolling for this.
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You can only be mad at yourself not /b
You came to thread and claimed you were a girl infront of the worst people the surface Internet has to offer are failing to respect "tits or gtfo" if you don't plan on giving tits then simply just gtfo it's not that hard.

Secondly you also tried to appeal to the conscience of said worst people on the surface Internet and that's like trying to convince Charles Manson not to kill. You are fighting a machine mind of horny scum bag strangers, either comply or don't bother. Simple as fuck
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>>697434266
you really gotta kill yourself if you think this is like some hardcore underground reference
anyone with half a brain can pick up on that
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>>697435085
its life.

i honestly don't remember b ever being different. tits don't work to be taken seriously. no tits is even worse. there's just no point in posting anything that might become personal....if gender is relevant to the topic, I just avoid it completely.
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Please baby, i'm sorry i wouldn't felch before but i promise i'll do it now.
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>>697431872
Ur fat, have sex
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>>697435895
>holy shit what is a time zone hurr durr
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>>697436085
im not OP.

>if dubs
I just called your mother (or insert important person in his life) and told her you gave me herpes. also, i have herpes. you probably do too.
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>>697433100
>acoustic niggers
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>>697436294
So?
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>>697432432
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it
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>>697428446

My condolences on your boyfriends erectile dysfunction op
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>>697428446
Dick with timestamp or gtfo
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>>697436294
Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from 4chan. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover /b/. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme
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>>697434207
do you realize the irony of your post? you only claim to be a girl when it's relevant, yet you say it's annoying to have to pretend to be a guy.

you're gonna have to elaborate on why "pretending to be a guy" is annoying when gender is irrelevant.
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>>697436852
Nobody on the west coast uses 4channel you faggot, they are all tumblr whores
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If you don't want to see tits you are gay. Straight up.
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>>697437398
Read that in God Emperor Trumps voice
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>>697435901
Don't fucking care slut, tits or gtfo
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>>697428446
>boyfriend

no, you're dating a woman.
Kinda late to the party, I know.
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>>697435901
So what you're saying is...it's literally better to be a guy
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>>697436961
it would be nice to have co-ed discussions.
so many betas on here...i wouldn't mind giving girl advice or girl's perspective on their situations and relationships. fuck knows they really need it.

and I would like to hear guy's opinions on things...not just relationships but life and how they see the world or situations...from the outside looking in.

we could learn from each other. instead these betas just want tits so they can keep jacking off in their moms basement...can't just hold a fucking conversation without touching their dick.

>also
don't get me wrong. I still lurk and I observe. I learn a lot about the way guys think here. ya'll are the ones missing out. you could be having convos with unbiased girls who can help you understand women. tbh that's your loss. i could give a fuck if you all stay beta and cry about your cheating girlfriends. I'm not gonna go outta my way to help none of you.
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>>697429833
>>697430077
>>697430433
>>697431177
>>697432000
>>697433177
>>697433399
so many wasted dubs
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>>697437903
Lol get rekt hoe
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>>697437398
ok sure buddy.
what fucking meme do u speak of?

I'm just that smart. I take my whole vocabulary and string the words into sentences. outstanding, I know.
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>>697437903
No, and by the way you are writing it tells me you don't even knoe enough 'bout women, you are in you're 20's, and you are fat, and ugly and acoustic. TITS OR GTFO.
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>>697437444
pretending to be a guy is not annoying when gender is irrelevant.

but I do it when gender IS relevant. just to avoid the whole 'tits-turning-into-pedo-fest-thread'

this may surprise you but I have some interesting shit to add to conversations. shit that would mean more or make more sense (or only make sense) coming from a woman.

for example when some beta posts about his shitty gf and asks advice. who better to give advice than a femanon? but it's simply not worth it. he may listen to my advice....but meanwhile we'll both be scrolling over hundreds of "MOAR" "ASS PLZ" comments just to continue our convo.
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>>697432186
You know the fucking rules
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>>697437459
I'm on the west coast. 12:33 am here in cali.
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>>697437748
on b...yes.
in life....fuck no. (well....maybe it has it's advantages.)
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>>697438373
here buddy. now let's watch all the faggots ask for MOAR MOAR and you can see first hand wtf I'm talking about.
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>>697438916
Okay proceed
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>>697438916
ok so what do you want again?
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>>697438373
>>697438916
im not against showing tits. once. i respect the rules.

my problem is you faggots don't respect the rule....so i post tits for no reason. you're supposed to stop giving a fuck about my gender once tits are shown....so we can continue our conversation
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>>697439101
>>697439173
see>>697439220
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>>697438916
also wtf happened to OP
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>>697429041
tru we could've assumed OP was a true fgt
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>>697439220
Yes i see. What do you want? I'm leaving this shit thread
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>>697438916
But this was yesterday you dumb cunt
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>>697438197
And yet I am more successful and fit than most of the beta male types here. I enjoy putting down losers when I see them for about 10 minutes of my free time-- keep staying in disbelief that a male can actually take care of his life instead of being an estrogen-ridden loser like most of the guys on this site are. Take you, for example, probably an overweight or scrawny loser who cares enough to dig up a person's profile history to make a point. Have fun putting a ring on an overused slut, though.
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>>697439290
Are you retarded?
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>>697439562
Spoken like a true, insecure, virgin beta
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>>697439570
Second
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>>697439512
either way not sure how to feel about this whole topic
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>>697428862
tits or gtfo
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>>697439562
This is 300 confirmed kills tier
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>>697439512
never go full retard today anon, its still 7/31
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>>697439562
ok...close, but no. I'm the chick who posted tits. i have no idea wtf you're talking about now.

i don't think all guys are beta....i think 99% of b yards are beta. and i think you're beta.

>more successful and fit than most of the beta male types here.
pics or it didn't happen. I think your assumptions about me was just u describing yourself.
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>>697438916
Put your shirt back on please...
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>>697428446
He's an ass if that his his breakup message. Make sure it isn't a joke or a test. "Are you talking about some aspect of our relationship, or is this about something else?" - make him spell it out.
If he thinks so little of your relationship to break up by text then to hell with him - he is sub-human.
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>>697439979
timezones amirite
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>>697430936
Underrated post, i lost.
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>>697439844
what do you mean
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>>697439987
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot
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>>697439220
there are no rules on /b/ you idiot
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>>697440442
but...but...>>697438916
you're the one who feels comfy staying anonymous....lying to b from mom's basement. i said pics or it didn't happen. i posted mine....where's yours?
if you don't respond with a pic don't bother faggot.
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>>697440229
Sympathy roll
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>>697439987
im not joking but 99% is an over estimation even as an expression(?)(sorry i don't Grammer) i may be i guess beta but some decent(as in can function normally in society) people i know use 4chan including /b/ and the you describing yourself isn't gonna work on many(use something more clever) and at this point you should just stop trying to argue a lost cause
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>>697433193
>/b/
>not a pervert quick stop
Pick one, most threads are porn
>thread blows up
Only if the content isn't interesting. Then yeah, show me what you got, bby gurl.
>>697433296
This negro gets it
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>>697440699
OP is long gone.

OP is a faggot.

we're now talking tits. tits or gtfo and all of the flaws/controversy.

what's your opinion anon
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>>697440694
You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talking big shit. Watch yourselves.

(Pic related, It's me. Drink it in bitch)
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>>697440694
your move, slut
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>>697438916
Gonna need moar
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>>697440355
rn where i live its barely 1 am probably where they're from when the puc was posted it was like eleven or something
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>>697432469
Please do not do this to micro anons as it can cause autism later in life.

Unless ya film it and add funny music, then it's fine.
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>>697440934
why dont you snack on a packet of razors? I hear they are high in iron
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>>697440934
Hahahaaha faggot
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>>697440934
you know why that's funny? no timestamp.

also probably on Facebook. posting it on b. fucking summer you are....

brb. gonna find your friend on fb and let him know you've been using his pics to pretend they're you on b.
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>>697440934

just about the gayest tattoos i've ever seen.
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>>697441284
Yes, Hello I'm Jake
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>>697434207
>pretend to be a guy
Or just not say anything about your gender. Like the rest of us on /b/. Plenty of girls on /b/ just let everyone assume they're a guy so they can be treated like the rest of the fags on /b/.
My opinion: any reason to claim you're a girl on /b/ is really just attention whoring. Because you know if you say you're a girl you get instant and multiple responses.
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>>697440934
>>697440936
ok which one of you was i talking to wtf.

NEITHER of you used a timestamp. these pics prove absolutely nothing.
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>>697441413

Sure are whahah the watermark in the bottom left ;-)
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>>697441475
You talking to me bitch

(Pic related, a pic of me taken by my fine ass white girlfriend. You mad whitey?)
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>>697441604
watermark what do you mean anon?
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>>697441418
true ...thats generally how i use b. don't say anything=pretending to be a guy.

but sometimes it's necessary...like my comment won't make sense unless they know.
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>>697441418
>this
Plus fat guys pretending to be girls on /b/.
Tits is proof you aren't a fat guy pretending to be a girl.
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>>697441418
and also....the whole point of b for me is that i can be myself...because it's anonymous...so it's fucking annoying when i can't even do that.
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>>697441835
but most
a)assume attention whore
or
b)don't give a fuck
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>>697440934
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>>697441981
nice you made a shit meme
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>>697441767
nope. my bf is blacker than you.
only....that's not you. cuz no timestamp.
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>>697435068
i shat myself + 100 internets

>>697435222
wtf are you talking about you enormous faggot
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>>697428446
>boyfriend
>not doing the proper lady like thing

Tits + time stamp or gtfo
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>>697441835
That's how you're supposed to use it. That's how all the guys use it. Gender equality at work, everyone here is a guy.
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>>697438916
neat. come cam
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
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>>697441604
>>697441811
Yes, hello I'm Micheal. I'm Jakes boyfriend
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>>697441981
Newfag here... you got me -_-
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>>697434246
Rebecca linares anal arrest
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>>697437444
>chekd
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>>697441923
Read this again
>>697441418
>attention
Sorry you get treated like the rest of us guys when you're on /b/ instead of like a female in real life. Im sure there's a board out there for women if it's such a fucking problem.
>or you could just show tits and then ask your questions/look for advice from men.
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>>697442266
michael ask your bf what a watermark is
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>>697442556
>giving attention while complaining
MRA/MGTOW much, you edgy faggot beta Cuck?
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>>697442078
hey I think I found you
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>>697442556
obviously u didn't read my post.

my argument is that showing tits don't work.see>>697439220
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>>697442760
I thought that was the femanon that showed tits.
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>>697442760
>edgy faggot beta Cuck
get off the internet
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>>697435068
Top kek
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>>697442785

Beastiality is wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsCSAEdxXMc
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Shit he responded
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>>697443135
triggered
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>>697442108
so for example, how should OP have done this thread (if she wasn't a non delivering faggot)

a) post tits. fill thread with perverts asking moar and ignoring the content of her post
b) not post tits (like she did) and fill thread with tards asking for tits
c) lie and say she's a man and her gf sent the text.

im not being sarcastic. genuinely curious.
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300 replies to a post with no timestamp or tits.
tfw b is kill
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>>697443220
Well im leaving you, you are so bored, im going black
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>>697443220
No one cares anymore faggot. Take your shit cunt shit and stick it up your shit cunt, cunt
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>>697441981
>.gif
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>>697443401
not same person but that is basically how any thread on here works or at least most that get attention
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>>697443405 see
>>697438916

not OP's tits tho
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>>697443392

I don't care if whites and black fuck, but making dindu kids is immoral

You are fucking over your ancestors if you get dindu kids
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>>697443405
see this
>>697438916
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