Rekt
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Rekt
>>697426438
OR, YOU KNOW, TACOS.
bump
>>697426866
always use a flared base toy, anons
>>697427237
holy shit, story?
>>697427237
That's the saddest thing I've seen today
I love how nobody replies to the taco faggot.
>>697426907
Armless combat
>>697427557
did he die?
>>697428668
Eventually....
>>697427907
black lives matter
>>697428133
Kek
>>697426508
what is in hand?
>>697426707
better parent then niggers
>>697427698
Heidi got guts
>>697426593
kek
>>697428883
not shure
>>697428670
no blood and the testicles are connected via cords so if you believe this youre a fucking moron.
>>697427953
>trying to cut through bone
Slit the fucking neck
>>697427353
what is he shooting
>>697426707
funny how he shits while getting killed
>>697428592
Unarmed combat, you stupid fuck
>>697426707
that's sad
>>697429407
He... that's the placenta. The calf was brand new to the world.
>>697426652
The driver with the camera on the back of the vehicle should fuckin kill themselves. The retard switched lanes at the last second instead of slowing down, so the bus driver had no idea traffic ahead was stopped.
>>697426652
I wonder if camera guy used his blinkers cause I fuckin HATE people who do that last minute drift into a different lane without breaking at all beforehand to let the person behind them know there's slower cars ahead.
>>697426554
dumb and dumber lol
>>697427396
Nigs gonna nog
>>697429358
A shotgun
>>697427039
WHAT
>>697427396
I'm not racist but these in particular are fucking monkeys
>>697426866
This needs to be reversed
>>697427297
Stupid nigger
>>697427648
I hate niggers
>>697429452
Motherfucker deserved it
>>697427396
the midget nigglet starting shit his mandingo homies have to finish
dude in green looked like a tool but could have probably taken the midget nigglet
>>697429749
The dude was picking on the nidget in front of the nidget's big buddies... the dude is retarded for doing so.
>>697429490
Kek
>>697427039
What on earth...
>>697429127
thanks
>>697426593
under rated
>>697430011
Welcome to 4chan kiddo
>>697430097
no prob
>>697428559
dude wtf
>>697430150
I love when fat people think thier upper body is up for the task of carrying their massive weight... fat women especially.
>>697426554
Just came back from Florida and I swear every gas station there was at least one retard smoking a cig/cigar while pumping gas. Like it was cool or something. Full blown stupid.
>>697429684
nerve gun
>>697426907
What the hell did I just see.
>>697430777
holy trips
>>697427761
wut?
>>697427907
I don't mind black people but I sure do hate niggers.
>>697430251
Holy shit
>>697430777
Leap of faith
>>697430729
Nope, talcum powder.
>>697429599
>>697429619
It's a tall bus. It should have seen over the camera vehicle. Also he should be giving enough follow space that that's irrelevant. And going slower. And the camera vehicle transitions lanes
at a reasonably slow speed, not very fast.
>>697428883
palm
>>697427594
REKT
>>697426593
i don't get it.
>>697428883
Pretty sure its some kind of camera and he's pointing it at that house
>>697427516
Reason No. 10000 why to not be a fatass.
>>697429691
Kek
>>697429973
Nidget.. HAHAHA! This made my day
God damn I hate black "people."
>>697426707
Savage. We've had some great rekt threads lately.
>>697431137
Cool. One less faggot
>>697431137
White girl gets a black babby doll
>>697429358
Rich salt rounds, judging by the expansion pattern.
Non leathal, but holy fuck they hurt more than beanbags.
>>697427698
>>697427463
Anyone got any vids of white cunts beating up nigs?
>>697427594
WTF is this GTAV?
>>697429358
niggers
>>697427011
Stupid motherfucker. Why would he think that would work?
>>697431620
kek
>>697426593
I am in love with this girl, no pedo. That look says it all, and those beautiful eyes see through every bit of self-righteous bullshit that her fucktarded nigger-loving "enlightened", probably-lesbian parents have foisted upon her.
That expression says "I'm not juicy. I don't like leopard print. I'm also white, why the FUCK did you give me a nigger baby. Let me be a little fucking girl for a few years, PLEASE."
>>697430266
I've been on /b/ for quite some time... but I haven't seen that webm yet; what is going on? Abortion?
>>697427557
Abuela getting some acción...
>>697430266
penis
penis
penis
>>697431438
Isn't it grand?
>>697430251
Nigja moves
>>697428992
I could see it coming but I still reacted in horror.
>>697431622
asian maths
>>697431738
ded babi
>>697431817
kek
>>697429358
Idiot protesters
>>697427698
kick their asses heidi, get 'em girl!
>>697427996
wat.
>>697431051
Also, the bus driver doesn't brake at all. Fucker was sleeping.
>>697430777
RIP in peace mcpoyle
>>697430863
She needed those pringles dawg
>>697428398
MULLIGAN!
>>697431700
>implying this wasn't a Vine and an outdated fake store display
>>697432087
>How to blow yourself
>>697432347
wat wat? They're niggers.
>>697431620
this thread made me HATE THEM
>>697426593
Juicy couture...
>>697432087
>not naming it autoautofellatio
>>697426866
That's the Saturn 5.
>>697432735
Because that's not funny......
>>697432993
>fullautofellatio
>>697431978
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That's always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don't want to get embarrassed, Anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can't wait, it's always fun playing insult roulette.
>>697433269
Zozzle
>>697433110
Still not funny
>>697433269
Gay
>>697427648
This reminds me dark souls forest in pvp
>>697429207
my stomach lurched lol
>>697427237
damn yo
>>697427039
Partial birth abortion, right?
>>697428992
An old guy tries to copy a technique from city hunter and failed. Kek.
>>697427996
This gender shit has gone to far. A black marshmallow woman? I shall not watch that new ghostbusters movie ever.
>>697428619
It's like the bruce lee of the junkyard
>>697426624
Oh god... I forgot it's still summer.
>>697426750
top kek
>>697428619
The true pride of the white race
Anybody have the picture of the japanese soldier who has his head exploded and there are two posing over it with a fork?
>>697429037
Bouncing betty
>>697433269
kek tldr
>>697426907
when did they add boxing to the Special Olympics?
>>697429691
She can break my dick like this with those thick thighs fuck
>>697428947
KEK bottom of his balls are chopped of
>>697428714
seems fake
>>697434204
no, your mom is though
>>697434204
yep. totally.
>>697429082
rag doll
>>697434204
>>697434296
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
OBLITERATED
REKT
420
SWAG
YOLO
COD
360NOSCOPE
>>697427011
What's happening in this?
>>697434446
>This is my life now
>>697427396
Gorilla warfare
>>697434365
I wish the second guy guy hit with a chair too
>>697427907
> not either stopping when the opponent is down or finishing them with one kick/smash
Fucking pathetic, why do they do this? If you're just out to win a fight you just put them down and then either make sure they understand it's over or just knock them out by giving them a concussion (foot to the head or head to the ground) or dislocating something (shoulder is easiest) But these people are just out to cause damage for the sake of it, and the fight is just an opportunity for them.
>>697427761
Love those pants. Bet she's hot in the sack.
>>697427594
Fucking savage man
>>697433269
kek is the God of darkness, where have you been? Wew lad, I pity the fool...
>>697430205
those fucking chinese cars
>>697426866
which 1 of you faggots submitted the home movie
>>697426907
Dem wings is spicy
>>697433269
it comes from wow, when the alliance see the horde say lol they see kek instead.
>>697428775
just like a nigger.
>>697434004
lost
>>697435051
no you fucking millennial, koreans write keke for haha.
>>697432835
>Truck
>Camera is mounted on the side of a bike
>>697435242
>Doesn't get the joke
>>697435051
So kek is for fat virgins who play world of war craft?
>Inb4 not a Virgin
Name a faggot who has gotten laid saying "I play world of war craft"
>>697430827
censored in 4chin ??
>>697428559
oh shitt!
>>697432941
narcolepsy?
>>697435300
>it was actually a hostage and was told by the terrorist to run out with his hands tied
>media doesn't talk about it just like how jews did nine eleven or wtc7
>>697435443
heroin
>>697435200
are you actually this much of a retard? kek comes from WoW (most of this board played WoW in 2004) when horde say lol it comes out as kek
nobody, and i mean nobody, gives a fuck what your faggot weeb language is. its not slang for korean. stop trying to act tough you fucking underage faggot
>>697429207
Holy shit, this was epic
>>697435490
you got source? or more story?
>>697428559
ARCANINE OUTA NOWHERE
>>697429906
He died. Bled out before the ambulance arrived
>>697428559
This was in the news the other day. They were having an argument in a safari park, She got out of the car and got killed by a jaguar.
>>697435835
Da fuk?
>>697429452
>not posting the full video of the guy getting up bleeding everywhere
>>697436024
The bf got killed, she got back in the car and survived.
>>697427594
nerve gas again!?
>>697426966
she could have god knows how many fucking broken bones... LETS PICK HER UP AND CARRY HER OFF
stupid fucks.
>>697430251
Guess someone's not getting raped then
>>697435787
He's right. I don't remember the specifics but just look at the video. When he's falling over dead you can clearly see his hands are tied together
>>697427237
fucking reverse batman story
>>697428619
>lvl 20 in lvl 3 zone
>>697427648
and the white kid hung in there
>>697428559
Was NOT expecting that
>>697426966
Yeah he might have a neck or spinal injury... let me just lift him up legs first
>>697436147
Nope, talcum powder.
>>697429207
well played
>>697428559
I'm laughing wayyyy too hard at this shit
>>697430428
Word.
>>697436045
ICBM test at night. They fly so high that the sun is hitting their trail even though it's like 2am
>>697433528
Freddy got fingered?
>>697430463
I want to know more/more video of this wtf?
>>697426866
L M F A O, takes a look at the dildo, puts head back down in shame.
>>697429207
Got me.
>>697436562
Shure, y knot.
>>697429490
thegreatescape.jpg
>>697436509
Neat. Thanks for the explanation, Anon.
>>697427946
Niggers.
>>697435438
>>697436392
jesus christ, watching these made my asshole pucker
I assume fixing that sort of thing requires all sorts of surgery?
>>697428531 (I love how nobody replies to the taco faggot.)
YOU ARE THE CANSER THAT MUST BE CURED AND PURGED. AND EVERYONE ELSE ASKING FOR SAUCE, CONJECTURING ON WHAT THE STORY IS. WHO FUCKING CARES. ALSO, GORE ISN'T REKT, AND REKT ISN'T GORE. PRAISE KEK & TACOS.
>>697436509
hi again shill...i asked you b4...how much do they pay you?
>>697426707
You got me on this one. I was sad when the big one was getting eaten, but I thought the little one would get away somehow. But then the baby turns back and just watches and then the other comes out of nowhere and just eats the fuck out of it. Really butthurt rn, i'm gonna go kill some niggers to cleanse my palate.
>>697429860
All the gore and shit on here but this one gets me omg he must be a quad after that.
>>697436703
Its a gif retard
>>697428314
God dam nigga!
>>697427039
It was already dead. It was a breach birth.
>>697436045
UFO sighting with plasma tail manipulation. some faggot will try and say its a missle with the tail catching the sunlight but thats shill talk dont fall for it
>>697436405
Kek
>>697431651
LOL Spot on bro
>>697436799
EVEN DUBS LOVES MY TACOS.
>>697426907
Unarmed combat
>>697436956
GAWD DAMNED TASTY FUCKING AIDS FREE TACOS.
>>697427648
fucking blacks. if one goes down they all go in
>>697436791
nothing happened...da fuck you mean fix it?
>>697436956
Your caps are on.
>>697436799
>being this cringey
>newfag doesn't even greentext
>>697434420
the beams or whatever he transported got stuck on the ceilling, pressure got to high and the escalator step couldnt hold it anymore and collapsed. Final Destination shit.
>>697437066
LET ME TAKE YOU TO... TACO TOWN.
>>697436799
you are seriously a massive faggot
kys cringelord
This is one of the better rekt threads in quite a while. Thanks for not being cancer.
>>697427297
XD usually the guy getting slammed loses
>>697436392
fuck u i thought something happende to her and didnt wanted to watch, cute grill just trips.
>>697427803
just need to charge my phone real quick
>>697426652
This is why I can't stand riding with people that don't use their blinkers.
>>697437082
OH HEY /b/RO, THANKS, APPRECIATE THE HEADS UP. HERE'S SOME TACOS FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
>>697437132
>TACO TOWN
>>697432042
His Adam's apple must've hurt like hell after that
>>697436835
did that nigga got bit by a shark?
>>697428619
this might be the single greatest thing i have ever seen
>>697437132
>>697437215
>>697437225
Your caps are on.
>>697427463
Stay classy Niggers attacking a girl holding child
>>697436509
ICBM speeds are 6-7km PER SECOND
>plausiblility
>denied
>>697437133
YOU MUST GO TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL. I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS AND THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION.
>>697437353
Your caps are on.
>>697428775
hes litterally fighting a monkey lol
>>697428559
haha stupid chinks
>>697427698
Fucking niggers always got to jump in when their other niggers is getting their ass beat by a white person.
>>697430463
>*RECORD SCRATCH*
>FREEZE FRAME
>"Yeah, that's me."
>"I bet you're wondering how I got myself into this mess, huh?"
>"Well, it all started when my friends and I made a pact to lose our virginity before graduation..."
>>697427648
hell yea, this might be one of my new favorite webm's
btw what is with all the midget nignogs starting shit
>>697437586
That was gay.
>>697437457
HEY /b/RO, THANKS. ENJOY A TACO, OR TWO.
>>697437722
Your caps are on.
>>697437722
DUB DUBS DEMANDS I POST MORE CANSER FREE TACOS.
>>697429971
Only in Battlefield
>>697427648
That dude is a beast, respect.
>>697429208
he could have had them tied
>>697426866
Oh look its OP
>>697437800
Your caps are on.
