Confession Thread: Tell me your secrets /b/
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Confession Thread: Tell me your secrets /b/
>>697419181
Good try FBI.
Thinking of buying a fleshlight or the like
>>697419181
OP will start. I just came in my ramen because i was curious about how it would taste... It actually made it taste better... (I did this to my room mate about a week ago and she liked it so I had to try it)
I sometimes shower naked
>>697419410
Soooo... OP is a faggot.
>>697419410
Really bruh?
>>697419566
yeah probably... I am not proud of what just happened....
>>697419181
I have known my whole life, since long before I was old enough to really understand, that I should've been born a girl. I constantly re-evaluate my decision not to transition because I cannot reconcile the fact that my genetics will always read "male" with a capital "Y".
I put my fingers on my ass and then smeels them
I used my mom's dildo on the family dog.
>>697419835
was it at least a female dog?
>>697419533
You fucking slut...
>>697419533
dude... that crosses a fucking line... HOW DARE YOU DO SUCH VILE THINGS
As a kid, I used to dress with my mom's tight short skirts, high heels and blouses. One day I went too far. I used her makeup and since then nothing is the same. I don't like men, but secretly I wish I was a woman, to dress like that and put on makeup again. I would probably be a lesbian.
>>697420551
Why not be a drag queen?
>>697420671
Because I am supposed to have a "respectable life".
i cum in my moms lube every so often
>>697420835
Yeah don't be a degenerate.
>>697419533
>>697419566
Check'd beautiful dubs sequence
>>697420835
Dude... I am an engineer working on government projects... but yet I like to go get dominated by overweight women and get recorded doing it. There is no shame in doing what you love
I convinced my past 3 exs to fuck a friends dog
I'm Batman
I have my ex girlfriend's facebook password and I occasionally go on to check what she is doing in her life and with her new girlfriend. Yeah, she's dating a girl now. They occasionally exchange nudes.
>>697421283
post them anon
>>697421424
I second that notion
>>697419181
I'm a tranny and i'm hiding my transition from my family and everyone I know. Its getting harder to hide the changes, I have tits now and like my older sister almost saw them when she caught me getting out of the shower.
I think I will never tell anyone and just move far far away.
>>697421195
I wish I had your determination, but It's game over for me if I get caught. Literally.
I'm not not gay, but I had my friend suck my cock during his birthday party when we were 13. I came down his throat without warning, biggest, thickest load of my life. Feltgoodman.
>>697421283
Fucking fantastic. I would track my exes for sexual purposes if I could.
>>697420551
>>697419742
you mother fuckers need HRT
>>697421424
>>697421482
Nah, takes away from my anonymity. Someone might recognize her.
I want to look great naked for a very long time
>>697421727
Pixelize the face
>>697421212
Either you only date fucked up people or it's a common fantasy for most of them.
>>697421727
I think everyone is okay with that except for you... Just blurr out her face if you are that worried
>>697421212
...........Jeff?
>>697421531
>I have tits now
timestamp or gtfo
>>697419181
I don't like cabbage.
>>697421816
Not at all. With the exception of one who was a redhead whod do anything, the other 2 were totally normal
>>697421642
How can you say you are not gay after that?
>>697419533
>>697419181
I shit naked. I have all my life. I literally can't shit if I am wearing clothes, I've tried. Not sure why it is, but it works and I go with what works.
>>697421531
>I think I will never tell anyone and just move far far away.
Nah dude you gotta man up...or, whatever you are up, and just be straight with them.
If they kick you out, then you move far away. But who knows, maybe not.
If you just bail without a word, it will torment them the rest of their lives.
>>697422122
well, he's not not gay.
I'm currently in a relationship that hs lasted over a year with whom I would consider the love of my life. I've also fucked my ex, sexted numerous people, hooked up with guys off of Craigslist, and met with two different escorts within that timeframe.
>>697421791
Girlfriend is the one on the right, she's dating the one of the left now. Photo they took when they went to Cuba together.
>>697422222
fucking checked. quints say tell them.
>>697422203
Damn...
>>697422222
Bravo
>>697422203
dude i fucking feel you i can't either.
>>697422222
Dat quints...
>>697422222
naw, they are all bigots so its best to just leave when the changes have got too great to hide, which is coming soon
>>697421944
gimme a sec
>>697422222
>>697422222
checked
>>697421531
it would be hilarious if you just never told them and eventually watch them slowly realize that for some reason you are turning into a woman
>>697422421
So it's not just me? I'm glad. I often wondered if anyone else got naked to take a shit or if it was just me. I don't even remember how or why I started doing it. As FAR BACK as I can remember, I always had to take off my clothes to shit. Just one of my weird quirks. Anyway, glad to know i'm not the only one.
>>697422318
damn.... got any more anon?
>>697422599
yeah that sound soo hilarious I couldn't see that ending bad
*rolls eyes
>>697422599
i've done this. it ends with your dad questioning you. it sucks
>>697422678
hi kayla. your story is silly like you.
>>697422678
still masculine...ish. there's just something off putting about that pic. it just makes me really uncomfortable.
>>697422678
is it really hard to just say you have gynecomastia at that point? they barely look like tits.
I use the Internet as an escape from reality so often that I don't even have a personality anymore. Instead, I have all these made up personas, like some multi personality psycho. They are all reserved for different online communities. All the friendships I've made in the past years have been phony and based entirely on those false versions of me. I forget what it was like to have real friends.
>>697419181
I'm a guy, but I always wished I was a woman. I actually hate being a man. But i'm not one of those mentally ill fucks that cuts off their dicks and takes a bunch of female pills to become a woman. That, I will never do. I do however wish that I could be a woman. I know for a fact I would be a better woman than I am a man. But, gotta deal with the hand that was given to you.
>>697419390
Just tell lies. That's what people should be doing in threads like this anyways.
>>697419181
my cars mome friended me in the back of my uncle
why the fuck does every other guy want to be a girl?
hey faggot. why you delete this shit?
>>697419181
I want to make extreme, passionate love to my wife's sister. I'm 25. She's 18. I crave her every day. I love my wife more than anything in the world. I also love her sister, in a different way. But the sexual feelings are there and I can't shut them out. I feel like if I just saw her naked that would satisfy my lust but she has no pictures or videos of herself doing anything mildly sexual...
Also I saw her my wife's mother naked doing sexual poses for her husband and I came so hard I thought my balls were going to explode.
>>697422903
Your secret is very similar to my own. The only difference is that i don't have made up personas. I just simply don't have a life outside of the internet. I have no friends, I have no life, and I spend all of my time online. I don't remember what it even feels like to be social in real life. It's been too many years.
I come to these threads for the incest stories in hopes of figuring out how to make it work for me. At present all I can hope for is that she asks for liquor before she's 21 and blackmail her, but would prefer it be consensual.
>>697423106
because someone recognized me ;_;
>>697422685
yea man same here. I've always shat naked. I try because I'm like bro wtf are you doing but every time i end up naked.
>>697423099
Fuck if I know. Maybe they think that it will save them from men problems, but have absolutely no idea what women problems are like.
>>697423178
Fuck that gif is depressing
>>697422685
Well technically I sometimes shit naked, but that's because I usually use the toilet before showering.
>>697423191
Lol you dont actually believe that will work out do you?
>>697423372
Try living that gif..... it's LITERALLY my everyday life. And yes, it IS fucking depressing.
>>697422203
Like 3 people have told me that they do this. wat da fugg.
>>697423207
ahh so your name is kayla? Thanks for admitting it and doxing yourself :D
>>697422678
Never put something on the internet that you don't want to stay on the internet.
>>697422203
I used to be like this but I grew out of it
I regularly suck the cheese off of dirty panties
>>697422203
It works? Dude it'll work if you're not completely naked too. Just the pants man
>>697423753
Who's?
>>697423207
He recognized you from your bra?
>>697423207
but now I've lost the trail to figure out who the fuck that is meant to be of. the tranny?
>>697423207
Cute bra babe!
>>697423821
ive posted myself in it before
I pretended to be deaf to get out of talking to a retarded person at the library last week
>>697423721
.......can you write us sexy stories kayla pleaaase?
>>697423944
no, I don't do that anymore
>>697423761
I have LITERALLY tried to shit with my clothes on. To the point where it felt like I had to have explosive diarrhea, and it STILL wouldn't come out. I don't know what the fuck it is, but when I take off all my clothes? I shit just fine. I don't know if it's a mental thing or what, but i've been this way all my life.
Meg Dours doesn't know I have a stockpile of nudes of her.
>>697419181
I came on my cousins toaster strudel instead of putting the frosting on
>>697423908
Oh gotcha,
The internet always remembers.
>>697424029
........but you're really good at it. why'd you stop fampai?
>>697423801
My sister's
>>697421642
>during his birthday party
>>697423821
i see kayla all the time.
i know that sounds like a stalker but im not we just live really close and its all a coincidence i swear.
>>697422318
wow, left must have some sort of ass/personality to make up for that rack differential
I had sex with my father.
>>697424603
uh what? are you trans too?
>>697424385
Post a pic
>>697424679
How did that happen?
>>697424679
Wish you were my Daughter...
Everytime I post nobody reply to me, even in fucking /adv/
>>697424805
there ya go, i changed your fucking life
your welcome
>>697424707
yes.
>>697424996
why are you stalking me?
>>697424679
was it literally the best sex of your life?
>>697424805
Boom. Two replies.
I miss my ex GF
>5 years with her
I have another GF now...
>3 month..
>>697425092
i just keep running into you. like this thread, how would i have stalked you into a thread
>>697419181
I've masturbated in every Barnes and noble I've ever been in
>>697424918
Idk how to feel now
>>697424780
Fag
>>697425092
Holy shit you've got a stalker!
I used to have a dog who would lick my asshole for like an hour. Felt so damn good.
>>697423191
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>697424679
Shut it son, remember you weren't supposed to tell anyone about our little secret. Now I'm going to have to punish you by shoving jalapeños up your butt
hehehe no more clues, i dont want you to guess who i am TOO soon
>>697425294
feel loved.
in the same way a molester loves children.
>>697425255
Oh it's not in real life. Nevermind.
>>697425305 (Redacted)
I get off on a specific photo of my GF out drinking before we met thinking about what might have happened that night...
I've been married for almost ten years and I desperately want to fuck my mother in law. I always have. I'm 28 and she's 50. What fucks with me is I truly believe I have like a 60 percent chance of making it happen.
I used to chew the nasty crotch of my ex's daughter's panties she left on the bathroom floor after fucking her bf, while fapping. Best cums ever.
>>697425649
that's fucking disgusting. you're a pig.
>>697425255
So, you're saying he's an attention whore who flashes pictures around a lot.
>>697425143
No, it was painful.
>>697425887
Are you a girl?
I'm plotting to murder someone I hate... can't say more
>>697421283
I have my ex's e-mail password, I can see her fucking uber rides, ticket planes, one or two convos,shit is driving me crazy, but I really wanna try getting into her facebook without her noticing. Shit is brutal.
>>697420551
>lezbian
>>697421642
>not not gay
I want to fuck a smoking hot tranny with nice tits and use to fuck my now ex gfs feet in her sleep no pics lost them all :(
My favorite band is One Direction. Literally all I listened to all through highschool and it's given me very high expectations for relationships which is gay
>>697426044
You're torturing yourself bro. Lose that password and move on
>>697426003
pussy
>>697420835
You're on /b/.
>>697426003
Joshua Wilkins or Natasha Stone, is that you? Go home, you're drunk.
>>697425869
I could overhear them fucking through the door. When they finished she'd go into the bathroom and clean up or whatever. I'd almost always find them there the next day, either on the floor or in the hamper with a yellowish brown crust in the crotch area, I guess cum and other discharge. Very flavorful.
>>697423494
How do you eat? Get house supplies?
I want to murder my ex
>>697426566
You are a very sick man.
>>697426618
My caretaker brings me ramen or sandwiches to eat. And also buys what I need. I have a fear of going outside. I don't even remember the last time I was outside. Sadly, I'm not kidding.
>>697425958
No, but that's not a big deal actually.
>>697426676
Hey, me too! She was such a fucking cunt. I still hate her all these years later.
>>697426566
ewewewewewewewew wtf
you stupid pervert.
>>697426790
Yup. Well I don't do that anymore because I left that relationship a long time ago, and no one ever knew, so no harm done.
>>697427026
Kinda is. You're probably gay cuz of it
>>697425551
Go for it then what the fuck
>>697422122
Not gay unless the balls touch
>>697427138
I really don't judge you at all. My ex best friend's daughter used to leave her panties on the floor when she'd take a bath and when I went in there to take a shit? Curiosity got the best of me and I used to sniff them. I'd put them back where I found them though so no one would know. I however never munched on them like you did.
>>697427165
im gay but thats not why
>>697427073
Yeah 3months ago broke up whore got preg totally got cucked lost job n house cause this cunt and barely let's me see my son
>>697422318
More
>>697427165
No, I'm not.
>>697423178
>mylife
I have a wireless keyboard and mouse , dont even get out of bed any more
>>697426985
How old are you?
I like to crossdress.
like I have fake boobs, wig, and girls clothes & panties that I stole from the public wash machines.
Pic related
>>697427542
>>697427542
This makes me happy to be 21 and single. I'm never having kids or getting married. Women are just not worth the stress
>>697427074
She was a dirty girl. Left dirty things around for others to find, and I think it was intentional, she was very sexual and I think there was unspoken attraction there. I have nudes of her on an old hard drive somewhere she left on a laptop I loaned her, I've fapped to that many times as well. Again, all far in the past and no one ever knew of my secret.
recently saw my ex for the first time since our breakup (together 3+ yrs), realized awfuk we're dead perfect for eachother... I predict we'll be back together within a year (live in diff states right now)
fapped to hearing my mom's sex noises and moans
>>697427542
I feel your, Brother. My ex fucked my entire world up. Took my daughter away from me, lost my home, my van, and a place to live. Been homeless ever since. I stay at hotels when I can afford it. I know how you feel. That anger that surges through you. I feel it too. I think the only thing that has stopped me from taking action is because I don't want to get butt fucked in prison by a bunch of filthy niggers. (And if you're black, I mean no offense to you personally). I just have heard horror stories about how blacks treat whites in prison.
>>697427165
yes i am i love penis
>>697422318
You were so fucking horrid u turned her into a lez.
>>697427743
you are a stupid pervert. i want to lock you outside the house. a total creep.
>>697427613
I'm 40. Have a lot of health issues I don't even wanna discuss. And before you ask? No, I don't love this lifestyle. I think about suicide on a daily basis. I've been miserable for the last 10 years of my life.
>>697427672
I'm 22
>>697428006
Sounds like you fish for compassion, lol
>>697426185
I fucking know it man and it hurts like hell but how can I forget a fucking password?
>>697427406
I've done it since when I find a dirty bathing suit or whatever in a friend's bathroom, but nothing was as nasty as the gifts she left behind. I couldn't resist.
>>697428214
I honestly don't. I don't kid myself, I know that no one gives a fuck about me or my problems. So I know that no one is going to be compassionate. I'm just sharing my story is all.
>>697419181
From az?
>>697427861
Same here I'm mixed so IDC lol next 18yrs going suck
>>697428223
change it. she'll reset it to something new
I'm a Troma fan.
>>697427987
Me back then, I would have deserved it and then some if I were ever caught.
>>697426985
I only go outside at night to either take a run or smash or steal shit. sometimes all the above.
I have two girlfriends. They don't know that I'm also in a relationship with the other, they simply think the other girl's a friend.
I've been dating the first for 3 years, the second for about 6 months now. We all live in different places at the moment, because of our jobs/academia. The first is a year older than I am, the second is 6 years younger. I'm going to see the first in a couple of days and then the second a week or from now.
I fuck both of them and I feel absolutely zero guilt. I'm not sure why I feel no guilt, but I guess it's because I'm a horrible person.
When i was 10 years old i bought everything with a fake name and fake payment account on the internet and ordered it to a fake adress. I made fake contracts with my delivery service to just put it there and dont ask. After a few months the bills came. The only connection they had to me was my email adress and it was my real one. Luckily i didnt posted any personalinformation there. The bills didnt stopped me from ordering shit. About 1 year later i started to become a famous criminal in my country and there were news reporting about me. Thats the time when i stopped.
>mfw country seeks criminal
>criminal is actually 10 yrs old kid
>mfw no face
>>697428504
you still deserve it.
>>697421597
How so? Story time bro
>>697428442
I hear ya man. child support is a BITCH. Esp when you're ALREADY poor to begin with. Telling ya man.. women have FAR too much power. They get to rip your heart out, laugh about it, take your kid from you, AND get a free paycheck from you for 18 fucking years. It seems like bullshit, but that's the downside to being a man. We are on the endless quest for pussy.. we happen to give in and settle down... have kids... and look what the fuck happens to us. It's a shit deal.
>>697428727
I got out of that situation, it was a mess TBH.
In a much better place now.
>>697427861
Should I dump her number and have b go to town that's the question
I raped a guy once. I had been following him from the bar and when we reached the bushes, i knocked him down and sucked him off.
>>697429080
Pictures?
>>697429080
Well... me personally? I posted my ex's nudes on here quite some time ago, I linked to her facebook page, gave her FULL name and everything.. some twat TOLD HER and she is trying to press charges against me for "revenge porn"... so tread carefully... bitches don't like it when you get revenge. That's my advice to you.
>>697428111
And you have a kid with a modern woman. Sorry pal but you made some shitty choices.
>>697428811
I know right and we get blamed when they cheat its like Bitch did I grab the niggers dick and shove it in your whore self
my sisters use to run a handmade bikini shop from their bedroom in high school. I would climb the tree outside and watch her friends change. Sometimes, I would see my sisters naked too. It was worth it either way. I was 13 back then.
blew my load for an 11yo on omegle tonight because she was curious and thought my cock looked tasty
>>697429352
Yeah drugs are bad
>>697429532
Good job
>>697429486
Exactly! They get away with everything, cheating as well. I just don't see how women get so much power. It's definitely NOT fair.
>>697429320
You newfagged dumb nigger then bragged about it. Fuck you're dumb nigger dumb
>>697429080
Not your fucking personal army
Lost my v to a stripper
>>697429486
Maybe gonna sit on this one thanks for your input bro
I let a man fuck my asshole while he shoved my head in the toilet filled with pissed and made me drink it
>>697430467
Got me beat.
I let a man fuck me in the ass and I didn't like it, but there was no toilet play involved.
I want to fuck my half sister. I don't see her as a sister bc we didn't grow up together. I am also a bit older than her.
>>697428006
>Have a lot of health issues
You a fucking fat ass?
>>697430158
I know bro meant my close b bros
>Nephews bday was a few weeks ago
>I bought a bunch of tequila and vodka to take shots and make mix drinks.
>family was there at night everyone started leaving except me, my aunt, nephew and nephews friend (girl)
>Kept drinking and nephews friend got drunk to the point where she was falling asleep.
>Nephew took her to his room and called it a night.
[Me and aunt kept drinking she sat on a love seat next to me.
[We were watching a movie and she got close to me and layed her head on my arm.
>She put her hand on my thigh. She was drunk
>She started rubbing my leg up and down, my cock isn't big but it's big enough to see outline on my shorts.
>She moved a little too high and felt the tip
>I pretended not to notice so she did it a few more times, each time leaving her hand longer on it.
>She finally just left her hand on it. She was wearing a short black dress, I decided to place my hand on her thigh as well I did it and then moved it right away because it felt weird to do it, as soon as I tried to move it she grabbed my hand and put it back on her thigh.
>She started messaging my dicks head so I started rubbing her leg, each time getting closer to the inside of her dress, I kept going and pushing her dress up each time until I felt her underwear.
>I kept going
>I started rubbing her vaj through her underwear and she stuck her hands inside my shorts and began jacking me off.
>She kept jacking me off and I kept rubbing her vaj for a good 15 minutes.
>I wanted to cum but she stopped and said let's go to the room.
>We got up and walked inside her room, we could hear my nephew and friend fucking which just got us more turned on.
>As soon as we got in the room she took of her dress off, stuck her ass in the air and started playing with her self.
I got behind her and just started fucking her no condom, after I came I regretted everything. But when I talk about it I want to fuck her again, she has a vegas trip planned next week and wants me to go with her.
>>697430757
Never used to be, but sitting on my ass for 10 years, I am now.
>>697429993
Equality my ass right
>>697422112
Pics?
Did they like it? Do it regularly?
>>697424805
I've replied anon
>>697430769
More pics op?
I've been an opiate addict for 5 years I have a few pills left but my supply will run out soon.
I will probably go into withdrawals an hour after I run out. Been through it a few times, I don't wish withdrawals on anyone
>>697425092
Oh fuck... ive been stalked b4, run kayla, run.
>>697431127
1st gf didnt like it but got licked by her dog and filmed it for me twice. She never did it again.
2nd girl loved it, waited till a friend brought her dog around and had him lick her till she came. We managed to do it a few more times whenever we got a chance.
3rd was the redhead who loved it, absolutely insane how good she could work a cock and how enthusastic she was doing anything and everything, she even wanked off a horse and recorded it
>>697431296
I've done heroin a couple times. That shits amazing the first time.
>>697422203
same.
When I was 17 I fucked my friends mom she was 40
In a very bad relationship right now, not sure if it will go better
>>697424805
kys attention fag
>>697431296
Im sick now dope hole don't open till 9 :(
>>697431525
Yeah haven't done heroin yet and if shit doesn't get worse I will try to quit by weening off the pills but I currently don't have enough to ween and be comfortable
>>697431555
I fucked my friend's mom when I was 19 and she was 43. She bought me beer, and we drank and she was cool and then I told her I was tired and laid down on a spare bed, and she came into the room and asked me if it's ok if she slept next to me. She took off her pants and was in her undies and I looked away but she crawled in bed next to me, asked me if I'd been with a woman before and I told her no and so she unzipped my fly and touched me through my undies and kissed me. We fucked and she told me to cum in her and I did.
still a /v/irgin at the age of 24.
>>697431957
Don't do herion I started pills when 15 tried dope and let's just say I'm sick AF ATM n I'm 22 now don't try it
>>697431957
Go hard or go home. literally. I've only done three drugs in my life. Weed, crack, and heroin. I only smoke weed now.
I was sleeping one night and I had a dream that I was a girl and some guy asked me out and I straight up declined him. Woke up and realize I like being a girl and its fucked with me for the longest time bc I'm not gay or trans or anything I just really wish I was a girl. I've never told anyone...
I'm a vaper.
>>697432396
What
>>697432367
Don't worry fam, every since I discovered porn, I've wanted to be a femanon, but not only to grope myself.
>living with gf
>gf goes out of town to see family
>me all alone for weekend
>video games, movies, beer all weekend
>start getting horny
>reach in her toy drawer
>find her favorite one
>stick it in my ass
>rock hard
>start thinking strange thoughts
>decide to get on gay dating app
>find guy invite him over
>he fuck my ass
>gf comes back never knows
I anonymously convinced a friend's cousin, who runs a porn Tumblr, to set up an x rated snapchat and sell it. Don't think she sold much other than to me as an anon.
So now I have a video of her getting eaten out, sucking a cock and swallowing a load. I send her money every once in awhile for her to buy sex toys. buttering her up to send me an explicit album. She calls me daddy and it's hotter because I know she has daddy issues.
I love camming for older gay guys and sending nudes of my chubby self. I love talking dirty to older gay men and getting them off. Im 18 but i love it so much.
>>697432663
Its weird tho right? Like that would be nice to but shit like doesn't seem like it would just be idk like better for some reason
>>697431516
#3.....wife material!
Since being on /b/, I've dreamed of being a qt trap.
>>697432707
.......until the aids test comes back positive
>>697433146
Yeah she was, left me though. Still fap to the vids daily though
>>697432994
make the most of it while you can anon, you dont stay young forever
though if you're into older guys you should be fine until at least 30. you have to work harder to be the 'young piece of meat' after that.
>>697433368
Been tested since both her and I are clean we've been broken up for a few months now ... unrelated
>>697433471
First you track her down, then marry!
>>697433520
I just wish i knew where to find them
>>697433471
Share vid?
I want to fuck my cat
>>697433640
where to find older men willing to take advantage of an 18 year old guy?
jesus christ anon, they're everywhere. you're probably no more than 50 yards from one right now.
>>697433649
Nigga ain't gonna share that
>>697427647
hawt
>>697433649
too risky sorry
I sometimes read literotica.
>>697434163
Screenshot with blurred face?
i've posted nudes of this girl i know and yesterday some anon recognized her from where she works and city she lives in. honestly, I get off when people recognize her. i like knowing that people she knows and works with have seen what she looks like completely naked without her consent or knowledge. knowing they masturbate to her and see her the next day picturing her naked as she works and sharing her amongst other the other guys and she remains fucking clueless to it.
>>697434324
Nice dude.
>>697434324
Well...
I'm studying to be an actor and I haven't told my family and fear that I'm to old
>>697434163
Upload it to mega and password protect it. That way only /b/ros from this thread will be able to get it and you'll limit exposure. You could even just delete it again after the thread 404s
>>697434324
Why post this with no picture? Cmon bro
>>697434261
Its a friends house, too recognizable for someone who browses /b/ and she does
I've fucked 26 women, 2 men and I've used condoms perhaps 3 times.
>>697434527
most have seen her. she gets posted a lot.
>>697419181
Convinced a stupid ho a year ago to send me lingerie pics, because I told her I was working for a model agency. Did it all on Facebook.
Last night I shared those pics on that fake FB account and started inviting her whole friendlist.
Bitch went nuts when she found out in the morning. I convinced her my laptop was hacked and everything.
However, she is looking into pressing charges etc with her lawyer. How fucked am i anons?
Pic related, it's her.
>>697425869
....do you know where you are
>>697422222
Nice qunits anon
>>697425887
Big cock or lil pussy
>>697422302
talk to me friend, i'm literally in the exact same situation, even the number of cheatings i've done is scarily similar. if you're still out there i'd love to catch up and relate
>>697432748
Pics
>>697434918
Thanks dawg
>lost virginity at 14 with younger f cousin
>let air force roommate fuck me
>fucked approx 30 nasty crack whores
>pretended to be a prostitute for older males
>had a fiancee who hung herself
>dated twin strippers
>fucked total of 80+ women mostly skanks
>only accused of rape twice
>>697432214
>Percocet at 13
>heroin at 15
>6 month daily binge
>quit cold turkey
>minimal to no withdraw
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>friends get into heroin
>be 17
>that sweet brown chunk comes around
>one line nod
>middle man for friends
>"$120 a gram bro, try finding better shit"
>they used to capped China white
>don't even bat an eyelash
>get grams for $60
>binge for 6 months again
>never pay for h, did multiple grams a day
>turn 18
>quit cold turkey
>0 withdrawals
>drug free to this day
>doesntfeelasgoodman.png
Been horny asf
Snape chat is : Jessie.smiles
kik is: jess_Irene_fish
We can talk or you could just be straight forward
>>697432367
I got so stoned the first time I smoked hash I actually thought I was a female.
Was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.
Even more weird than my cousin forcing me to eat her out.
>>697435386
pleasure
I think Islam is the religion of peace
>>697435380
Kek if you think I'd post anything else about this. Y'all would find her Tumblr or fb and message her immediately. Been working this con too long for this to go up in flames.
>>697435628
bullshit, gtfo fbi.
>>697435628
you know you could at least pretend it wasn't an obvious PA request
>>697435029
anyone?
It terrify me that I always wanted to know what it would be like to kill someone/ brutalize them.
I just use justification of law for why Id do it.
I really like the idea of brutalizing and killing someone who likes to hurt other people.
I love the idea of torturing someone who has done terrible things,
Ironically I hate myself and the only difference between me and the people I want to torture/kill is that the people I want to hurt like hurting other people.
I really am afraid that if i ever kill someone that Ill enjoy it way too much and I won't rest until I do it again.
I'm scared of the part of me that wants to kill, but If I think about it too much it feels like an itch like when you go a long time without sex.
My best friend is my crush
>>697436269
topkek
>>697435638
I got so stoned my first time i stayed female
but she doesnt know it so its all good then i guess
>>697436269
Is everyone gay now?
I want to be a cute grill
>>697436269
FRIENDZONE
>a moment of spiderman for a comrade in friendzone...
>>697436982
Best friend is codespeak for dog.
i really wanna fuck my little sister
>>697422222
>>697436960
You probably have a cock in your mouth right now, so yeah. Also, it's possible to be friends with women.
>>697421283
Done the same anon, but no with ex, but with friends. Ive got on hold on their facebook-password, and some of them have boyfriend whom they sent nudes to.
