So what's your excuse that you don't have a gf /b/?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So what's your excuse that you don't have a gf /b/? Are you a faggot or something?
>>697418083
beta fag
>>697418083
I can barely pay my rent.
My wife wouldn't like it.
Im ugly and unlovable, and awaiting criminal charges as soon as the cops get their shit.together, why are they taking so long?
I'm too alpha, I guess women feel inferior when they look at me. A few girls dare to flirt and ask me out but I shrug them off because they are hoes :C
>leather pocket and sleeves
Jesus christ
>>697418083
because they usually find out that I'm married
>>697418083
Fuck that! I don't want some bitch bothering me all the time.
>>697418083
still in love with my ex who broke up with me years ago, like a sad fuck i cannot get over it
I honestly just don't have time.
My shift won't allow it,however, I do get some here and there.
Too shy and socially awkward towards girls and i also have social anxiety
>>697418083
that's from a horrible prank channel in which the "prankster" pays actresses to pretend to want his dick. Perfect representario for a Cuck like you op
Not enough bracelets.
>>697418433
You never know. My wife loves mine.
>>697418083
>I don't want another person in my life telling me how much of a failure I am
>I'd rather spent my money on traveling than on dumb worthless shit to hold some relationship together
Not enough money to get the attention of a whore
i either get shot down or dont make a move soon enough, still trying though
I don't love her and we use eachother for sex.
>>697418083
where my invaders at
>>697418083
I already have at least 16 relationships whit all kind of womans and im really tired of lies, cheating and crazy bitches.
Im seriously thinking about never have a girlfriend in mi life, today girls are just garbage
Decided that in order to be happy with a significant other, I must first be happy with myself. Focusing on myself and my life. Plus, last relationship ended on Xmas day at her family's house and the week before, we had a miscarriage.
>>697419723
This
>>697418083
Moved to a new city...
Don't know anyone.
Learning how to be alone and function without a tight knit group of friends and family around.
Went on a few dates. One girl was a total pig but I fucked her just to prove to myself I still had it. That went fine.
The other was a prude that lived with her parents. She was hot but sucked too much to pursue.
Settled on this little chubby Indian girl. She's smart, has a good paying job, rich parents, and wants my dick SO bad. Went on a couple dates, next time we get together, we are definitely gonna fuck.
Do I want to date her? No. Not really.
Am I still on Tinder, searching? Yes.
Just doing the dating thing, no commitments, looking for someone too cool to give up.
>>697418083
>I had
>>697418083
Uh im ugly.
>>697419250
Yep im with this guy
>>697420308
This, women were always our inferiors, now they have the social upper hand and are showing how truly garbage they can be
>>697419250
you'll get there. 19 years of my life without any pussy but now im making up for it by fucking my gf 2 or more times a day. i was the same as you.
>>697419250
If you haven't already done so, get on paxil (or something like it) and get a prescription for valium (once again, or something like it). It may not get you a GF, but it will make your life better. Slowly you'll start noticing yourself doing things you wouldn't have been able to do before.
>>697420806
and save thumbnails
I don't value social interaction or sex enough to make myself go out and talk to people. I've already played that game and lost several times.
>>697418083
im not a fucking lesbian
>>697421203
Im also starting to develop depression because of my family problems but thx for the help
>>697418083
because whenever I get minutes before sex, I chicken out and find an excuse to break up with them. This has happened 6 times so far within the past year
>>697421726
They have a word for that... it's called gay.
>>697418083
Don't want one.
>>697418540
Jesus Christ that escalated quickly. What happened to the point where you need cops involved?
>>697418083
focusing on life right now
>if I can't get my shit together what makes me think another thing to maintain is gonna change that?
Yup looks like this guy has a clear case of the gays
>>697422001
>>697422129
Ive commited robbery and insurance fraud, I know Ive fucked it up and left evidence everywhere; they just haven't showed up to arrest me yet...
>>697422506
Robbery along with insurance fraud
Throw in some rape and I'll applaud
I don't know where to meet women. I really just don't know a lot of stuff in general. Maybe that's why I'm on 4chan at 1:25 in the morning instead of trying to get my life together
>>697421203
paxil sucks and makes you tired
>>697418083
I left my GF of 7 years in February and I still haven't put myself back out there.
>>697418083
Everyone is into the over the top jock type people.
>>697422506
no /b/ for you for about 3+ years
mommy makeout day
>>697423067
story
>>697423096
I think you just need to talk to girls in general
>>697418083
im gay
>>697418083
Broke up with last one back in April. I usually take about a year break in between relationships to play the field. No need to rush. Avg ~2 yr stints of being locked down so it's nice to spread the wings out so to speak in between.
>>697423096
>Everyone
no they're not, stop making excuses for yourself
> implying I'm not a MGTOW
kek
>>697423417
got a bf?
>>697418083
they take too much energy and break your heart anyway
Because they're a waste of time. The moment you don't provide is the moment they leave you and all the time you had together was nothing that they are so will to drop because they can get another guy that they can milk until he becomes a faglet and the process repeats.
cause most want money which i dont have
>>697418083
Got herpes in January, it's only on my finger, as if that's better/worse.
cause I have /B/
>>697418083
Have a fleshlight.
>Can't be saved.
>>697418083
I dated from 14 til 27. Narrowly avoided getting married.
After 30, if you haven't married, the odds you will drop to about 0inInfinity, partly because everyone you're gonna date is either old and unattractive or full of baggage, or, if attractive, they're sufficiently younger than you to constantly be reminded of how immature 20-somethings are.
Then you see all your peers marriages ruin their lives, their spouses lives, and their kids lives, and you realize they're right, you dodged a huge motherfucking bullet.
Then you can pretend it's because you're so smart.
...and not just horrified of commitment and unfit for personal obligations.
>>697423906
cut your finger off/problem solved
i have no gf because my cock is small. 4.5 inches if you want to know.
whats your excuse?
>>697423233
1.5 more likely, the maximum sentence for what ive done here is 3, and Ive no priors, the robbery might not stick either. That was cleverer.as yet I havent heard from either the cops or the insurance company, but expect to every day. I just regret what I've done and wih I could go back and fo things differently.
>>697418083
I just like to tongue girls buttholes.
A new one as often as possible.
Marriage is entirely unappealing.
>>697424007
this is true for 40
>>697418083
If i can't love myself than i'm not fit to love another.
>>697424120
move out of state out of country
>>697423540
I will rephrase that "Every girl at my school/college that's a half decent human being like the full on shirts off 6-8 pack built guys that roam around the campus.
>>697423392
I actually talk to a lot of girls in general.
>>697424318
your just depressed and pathetic. You need to start drinking more
>>697418083
I'm a selfish cunt who hates to share my time, I don't mind fucking girls but god damn they are boring as fuck to talk to and none of their interests are any good except for cooking, and most of them don't even want to do that anymore.
I'm a lot happier on my own.
>>697418083
get with the time old fag
>gf
>2016
>>697420339
>Plus, last relationship ended on Xmas day at her family's house and the week before, we had a miscarriage.
Quite the coincidence.
>>697424241
Can confirm. Just turned 40.
I'm done, focusing on travel/career and living the good life from here on out.
Friends with benefits with a chick, we'd like to date but live too far away.
>>697424445
Considering it if I cannget enough cash together, make it too much effort for them to put a case together.
>>697418083
I prefer looking at girls.
While a nice hot firm cock plows my ass.
>>697418083
Because I'm poor and need to find a part time job. I have a seasonal job so it's not like I'm unemployed I just don't have work for a few more months unless I pick up something else
Lost her 3 months ago.
It's me time for a little while.
>>697418322
>>697418837
With the power of these faggots combined. It's me.
just split up with mine about a month ago, pretty much haven't done shit this summer and haven't even made an effort to talk to women ever since we split
I'm 315 pounds
I know there are girls I could fuck, but my standards aren't low.
I somehow think I'm worth a shit and that waiting until I lose weight and get a truly attractive gf will be worth it
problem is I don't lose weight and I'm actually a massive failure college dropout loser
Due to a long history of sexual abuse, my step father being the perpetrator. Because of that history, I have developed severe feelings inadequacy when it comes to intimacy, not to mention breath taking trust issues. From those, I often push girls away, not wanting to hurt them, as I feel I and damaged goods.
TL:DR
I was raped by my step dad and now have crippling trust and commitment issues.
>>697425117
Start by driking lots of water and try to avoid sugary drinks for at least 1 week or so. Also try to walk at least a mile a day, and slowly add a mile or so, every other month. Stay confident and stay consistent.
>>697423540
This, I also thought thats wht everyone wanted. The big muscle guy whos on the football team. Im not the fattest guy, but im not the skinniest either. Despite my manboobs, my girlfriend still thought i was hot the first time i took off my shirt infront of her. I guess just look around, theres going to be someone who really likes you and finds you attractive.
>>697425117
>im lazy
>>697418083
i have issues after my ex cucked me three times, last time being with a guy i thought was my friend,
also have trouble socializing in general and being open and honest with people.
also, girls i have an interest in are my ex girlfriend's friends;
also, am hung up an a qt3.14 girl who's a bit younger than me and currently pregnant. want to help but dont know how.
>>697424925
are you a fucking girl (me time) wtf
>>697424593
Yeah, dude. This Xmas will make two years single. Honestly, it's the happiest I've been in a while. Gotten to get back out to the local shows, play some shows, stack my cheddar away. Also, I got to put my Nerf basketball hoop back on the door. Bachelor style.
>>697422780
>>697425175
>Because of that history, I have developed severe feelings inadequacy when it comes to intimacy
Why? You were good enough for your step father.
>>697418083
She was an abusive ex-stripper who I walked out on, and I just haven't found anyone else yet.
>>697425502
Thank you man. I appreciate a response like this. I truly will try and do this, even if you don't believe me.
I actually weighed 375 pounds this time last year, so 60 pounds down, and that was just cutting soda and generally eating less garbage.
A mile a day will not be hard, I still live literally next to my college and there are plenty of great walking paths I have easy access to.
Thank you
>>697425891
I just volcano'd my bowl reading this.
>Started lifting 3 months ago
>Gained 30 lbs
>Became more alpha thanks to gym bros
>Can talk to random chicks without acting like a total faggot
I think it's because I am too poor for one right now.
>>697418083
I'm married and I'm not a piece of shit.
>>697418083
im scared of rejection. i can never get the girls i really want, instead i have to settle for the girls that like me. i notice they like me, so i then go for them. but these relationships always end after a few months. i begin to resent them.
>>697425745
I suppose. No relationship is better than a bad relationship. But a good relationship is better than no relationship.
I've been busy building a business, have cheddar stacked. But only been in two significant relationships in my life, and its been years now. Mid 30s, so it is probably do or die. but the older you get, the more difficult it is. It's like musical chairs. It's starting to suck at this point.
No job, no social skills. Too much effort.
>>697418083
Acrophobia sociophobe , dont go outside.
>>697425891
Anon here, keked, that was pretty good. Fuck you, but pretty good.
>>697422506
How much money did you get?
>>697418083
I got divorced 2 years ago, and learned from that experience that no woman should be trusted to be allowed in your life. Pick them up wherever, fuck them, dispose of them. I don't have a gf because I hate women.
less of an excuse and more of a causality of me never going outside and trying to meet people
>>697425175
Sorry to hear. Tell us how to happened?
>>697426215
lol, they never are, in their own minds.
doubly so for parents.
>>697426325
I spent a lot of time jumping from relationship to relationship. So, this is kinda the perfect medicine for me. I'm only 27. Not really worried anymore. Plus, these days, you just end up in pity based, seemingly obligatory friendships with whomever you break up with. It's absurd. I'll take my chances staying single for now.
>>697426981
Infidelity makes me so angry man, I don't even have the words to explain it.
It's like somebody letting a would fester intentionally instead of getting antibiotics, there is no reason to do so.
>>697427291
*wound
>>697426641
I'm really not such a cruel bastard irl, but this is /b/. You have to know your audience.
>>697427291
if i had an ideology that was both as removed from reality and as unethical as marriage is, at some point I'd have to expect infidelity to it, and not lose control of my emotions when faced with that reality.
>>697424562
Yes, reccomend alcohol to someone with self esteem issues; that'll fix him right up
>>697427291
No reason for infidelity? Hahaha. How about that sweet taste of new booty. The thril of the hunt. The validation of someone wanting you.
>>697425891
this is the /b/ I know and love, never change you bottom feeding whelps
never change
>>697427643
Totally get it man, no hard feelings. I am cool with it. It was gonna be you or someone else.
yes
I like money
Saving money
>>697427830
>>697427917
If somebody is unsatisfied or unhappy they have two options:
They talk to their partner and figure out a compromise, or they leave.
It is so beyond fucked up to do something that you KNOW will hurt somebody if they find out and doing it anyways.
>>697427272
>Plus, these days, you just end up in pity based, seemingly obligatory friendships with whomever you break up with.
Is that typical these days? I have 0% communication with all of my exes.
I'm not looking for one simply because I'm lazy and have other stuff to do
and I have a small dick, that makes me kinda insecure, so I don't really go to clubs, drink alcohol and fuck random girls, altough that's pretty easy here
guess I will stay virgin for the rest of my life
>>697418083
>>posts picture of a YouTuber who pays girls to kiss him.
/thread.
>>697418083
I don't know how to seal the deal. I either get friend zoned, lead on to eventual rejection, or just straight up rejected... I tried online dating, but the only people who ever hit me up are fat as fuck otherwise they don't even reply.
>>697418083
Or Something OP
>>697421726
small dick?
>>697428268
That seems to be the trend for people in their mid 20's in my area.
>>697422506
Run to Canada or Mexico while you can.
>>697428249
then no one should ever have friendships or date or marry, because risk of hurting people is inherent in every adult relationship.
>>697426051
Before i got woth my ex i had lost 140lbs and then gained at all back when we had our child. I was 300lbs by the way. Right now its been a month since she decided did not want me and i have already lost 20lbs. I got time to focuse on my health again. I was in the military so i basically know what my body needs for me to meet my goals.
>>697428361
Virgin detected.
30 years old
Bachelors of science
Make 3 grand a month in medical sales
nice car
own place
Competative powerlifter
terrible adhd and low self esteem
I've never been on a date and im still a virgin, I think I quit trying to be with anybody at 19 and it was all downhill from there.
>>697418083
c i don't like dumb, obnoxious cunts.
lol jk, i'm here aren't i?
>>697428249
No sometimes there are other variables. I have so many guy friends and coworkers who have wives and kids. They have a mortgage and responsibilities and can't just leave their wives. However their wives no longer put out, blow jobs stopped years ago, and the wives actually make the husbands feel unattractive. Since they can't leave and risk losing the kids and alimony and child support etc, I always advise them to cheat and cheat often. Ill let them use my apt downtown to fuck random women and prositutes and play wing man for them at bars. I even lie to their spouses on occasion. My little way of making the world a little better place.
>>697418083
I have a girlfriend but shes married and cucking her husband with me so wat do?
>>697418083
I have a wife and 3 children. It seems more than a little disloyal to go out and get a girlfriend too. To say nothing of the strain on my wallet.
>>697418083
waaaay more fun to fuck multiple no strings attached. Keep the nymphs around, and drop the rest.
For many reasons
>>697427643
I actually feel like im unfiltered here sometimes yes i push it for the lols.
I havent been around people irl that i do the same thing with people irl , i fuck with them troll them and call them out on every fucking thing they say or do wrong.
>im not nice.
>i have zero reason to be nice
>>697428706
Accidental hurt isn't what I'm talking about.
In most adult romantic relationships it is very clear that cheating will inflict hurt. A person who cheats in this relationship is doing it even though they know that their actions will hurt their partner.
Which is different from your partner saying something or doing something that they didn't know would hurt you,
I have one but definitely lucked into it. Any relationships I've had in the past, kind of just fell into my lap.
I've had two GFs but have fucked 4 chicks. All luck. Have no advice, guys other than if you want to keep the girl as a fuck buddy or more, eat the pussy every time and make them cum. Seems to be appreciated.
>>697428893
God a virgin at thirty? What do you look like?
>>697422861
I'm pretty much this guy. I have no idea where social people hang out and even if I did, I have no idea what to do it say.
>>697428893
You should find a better job fam thats nowhere near enough for a degree
>>697429130
Edgy
>>697427917
>validation of someone wanting you
this/100
>>697428965
Then they talk to their fucking wives about their problems like adults.
Jesus it's so easy, if their wives don't want to put out they out the idea of an open relationship on the table.
If she says no they leave and whatever consequence results is reality.
Cheating is a disgusting act.
>>697428706
Only you are shifting the blame from you, to the one that is hurt. You might as well shoot a cop while committing a robbery, and say they probably shouldn't have chosen to be a cop, because there is a risk of getting shot.
You just might be a sociopath.
>>697429221
Wide shoulders, abs decent face, curly hair, 5'10 with some tattoos
>>697429368
I will say though I have no issue with someone getting a prostitute if they're unstatisfied.
To me that's just a service provided for money like a massage would be.
>>697429315
Getting there. I'm just happy to have a bankroll, a newer car and my own place for the time being.
>>697418083
It's weird, a self-confidence thing i think.
I'm ok with myself on every aspect on life, except when it comes to women.
Then my brain goes "Why would anyone be interested in you?" and i end up never approaching anyone with sexual intentions.
I'm not bad looking, at least average.I think it comes from the many rejections i suffered during my teens when i was fat and a little bitch.
Never had a relationship, only had sex 5 times, 6 if you count a prostitute i visited to take care of my virginity.
I'm 23 and i think i might have to plan my life with loneliness (and the freedoms it does have) in mind. I'll probably end up dying alone.
The worst part is looking at pics like this one and knowing a girl will never smile while thinking of me, will never be happy by cuddling with me on the bed, will never look at me with love.
But i have weed, fernet and video games so i guess i'lll be ok until i become an hero in my 40's.
>>697418083
Had a gf but dumped her cause she was chubby
Because I lost the blue moon
Extremely unattractive and boring. Possibly the worst combination of traits in a man. At least I can get fucked up and wallow in my own self pity
>>697429640
Some more
I have social anxiety and will avoid talking to girls for fear of embarrassment and awkward rejection. Also I want a freak. Also for some reason I never peruse a relationship even when the girl and I are obviously interested in each other. I've don't this more than once.
>>697429617
Yep...
>>697429336
>fml
>my life is edgy
i just dont know how to be "a normal person" let alone how to deal with the banal stuff people occupy themselves with.
Gets lonely tho
>>697418083
Women only like men who act like fags, they don't really want to be with a guy who's as strait as an arrow. Maybe if I didn't have a job, a car, an education, and smoked weed, women would like me more.
>>697418083
I'm working on moving to another city for work, so I don't want anything tying me down.
>>697429221
Its mostly just a repetative cycle of work, grocery store, gym, repeat... The rest of the time is spent inside my apartment with vidya and spending time with you shit lords on this godforsaken site.
I guess not trying and never putting myself into social situations could be a contributing factor.
>>697428268
>these days
Niggers just talking about what happened to him and maybe one or two of his cuck friends in college. If youre friends with an ex youre just asking for trouble down the line.
>>697426051
you couldn't fucking figure out by yourself that walking might help you lose weight and had to be told?
>>697429368
No cheating is a necessary act. These men I talk about all but beg, and sometimes do beg, for some action from their wives. But the wives are grossed out by them. In the women's eyes the men have courted them, shot their load and help make the babies, and now they should just play the provider role until they die old and miserable. In a perfect world sure the men could divorce, but as stated before they'd lose the house and bank accounts and worst of all time with kids. The wives would divorce in a split second if the men got caught cheating, and open relationship is out of the question. So that's why they take off their wedding bands and tell the wifey they are fishing with me and then fuck some chicks brains out and go back home smiling- the kind non sexual providers their wives want them to be. Works well.
>>697429130
>I havent been around people irl that i do the same thing with people irl
I can't parse your syntax.
>>697429441
No excuse. Go hit up any bar and stay till bar close. The weakest of the heard will be still hanging around at that time. Take me home and become a man
>>697429960
So you're a fag then? :^)
>>697429978
Its called a pump n dump dude, just keep your distance, never respond to anything other than bootycalls, and never let them spend the night
>>697430377
Take ONE home lol
>>697430083
only reason i still talk with my ex is because
>her friends actually are my friends so we're bound to see each other often and i dont want it to be awkward.
>I pity her because of her daddy/ family issues and otherwise not entirely pleasant life
not an excuse for her being a bitch and cucking me, but it's in my nature to want to at least be nice to people who have it hard.
>>697418083
>STDs I got from fuckin your mother.
>>697430215
Women do not marry a person simply to take their sperm and their money in the average world.
Normally it's just people who gradually become more unhappy with another and fall out of love, or kids overwhelm them to the point where they can't be with one another the way they were before,
Like I said before, even in that situation paying for a prostitute is acceptable, hat would fuffill anything sexually related.
>>697430377
>Take me home and become a man
>>697418083
As nice as it sounds to have a gf, I'm not in a good financial situation and I don't have the heart to deal with other peoples' problems or emotional/mental issues. I come off as heartless and mean because I really don't care about things anymore after being absolutely alone for the past 5 years in college.
>>697430568
I like that, You're a good man.
I'm 26 and live with my mom and sister.
There's that.
I would love a good, but the girls interested in me are either crazy, fat, or both. Except for one girl, who I have a bit of a thing with. I really like her and holy fuck she's exactly my type. We get along very well, and I couldn't be happier with her. If it weren't for the fact that she's actually a massive slut. That's the only thing keeping me from trading in my fwb for a gf.
>>697419250
This tbh
I think I've been getting a bit better, hopefully I'll have a decent enough shot when my classes start back up again but whatever.
Also overweight and not that good looking, but I'm not obese or fugly enough to really matter.
cause I'm on methadone and have almost no sex drive
which is fucking awesome, I can sit around and play video games all day without getting sexually frustrated. Dated/fucked a few girls since but they got clingy and not worth the effort.
>>697430862
>fat
>slut
>crazy
>die alone
pick one
>>697430685
Women do marry someone to take their sperm and money. It's biology.they may say it's because of great sense of humor or some shit, but women choose their mates based on precieved ability to provide and genetics for baby making
>>697430921
Nice. Wish I could that
>>697430862
Funny how the "really compatible" ones who tend to be "just your type" are Slutty McButtFucks. I have a feeling many guys feel the same way towards her and it's simply because she makes them feel special by throwing herself at/on them.
I speak from mutual experience and feeling the same way. Not judging.
>>697431049
Biological determinism is bullshit, don't blame your virginity on it.
>>697430838
Post sister
>>697430377
I don't drink and have had any sauce for close to 3 years.
I think not drinking has had an effect: Not so much drunk women being open to my advances, but me being buzzed enough with compramised inhibitions to actually make a move.
I think the normalcools with all agree that alcohol plays a major factor in their sexual debut and all of their conquests thereafter.
>>697431049
That's funny, because I'm a guy and the girl I marry will be chosen for genetics.
>>697431049
I have never met a woman in my life who married for sperm and money.
Maybe some women will go after a rich man for his money, but that is a minority.
Most people don't have that much money to marry for.
>>697418083
his nose is digging its way into her brain
>>697418083
>5'8"
>ugly overbite
>pimples for days
>long list of cringy moments up until the second year of highschool
>poor spic
>sperge for days
>cant hold a conversation for shit
>uneven lower face due to fuck up teeth
You tell me?
Well, I'm on /b/...
That's a start.
>>697429978
Ehh, I don't think that actually counts as having a girlfriend. Pump and dump is sort of a FWB scenario while having a gf implies some sort of attachment.
I get my dick wet, but I'm not getting into anything emotional before I'm out.
>>697431209
I've banged 40 plus women not a virgin. Why do you say biological determinism is bullshit?
>>697430763
I only talk to one ex. That's because we catch each other at local shows. The one I lost the baby with, she tries to text me every once in a while. Don't have her number saved. Always give her the "New phone, who's this?" treatment.
>>697431681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
Listen to the creepy little hell spawn.
>>697431261
That's true. I was drunk throughout nearly all my one night stands
>>697429132
>>697429388
Are you two very young?
In every adult relationship worth having you will eventually be in the position of choosing to do something that is either good for you and bad for your friend, or good for one friend and bad for the other. You won't always make the right choice, because there often isn't a right choice.
This is the differebnce between having adult relationships and having schoolboy fantasy disney made-for-tv relationships.
You are going to hurt people, and it can take you years, but eventually you will discover the value in that. You don't get a static world, a dstatic life, a static relationship, or a static set of people with statoic lives to suit your idealism.
>>697418083
because i can tell love and sexual attraction apart easily
im trying to acquire a new fuckbuddy tho. wish me luck b
Because they are fucking cancer only good for cumdumsters. As soon as I bust the next move is to get them out of my life... What's wrong with me /b/??
>>697429388
or you can't fucking read and just prefer to make all manner of idiotic straw man arguments and tear them down for your own dumbass entertainment. You just might be a paranoid schitzophrenic, since we're all fucking amateur psychologists now.
>>697432333
> What's wrong with me /b/??
You're a 14 year old virgin who lies on the internet to impress 20-30 year old anon virgins... and gets trips.
>>697418083
Find a girl in the state of Florida that have none of the negative quality's of below.
>fat
>already have a kid
>a nigger lover
>gauges
>tattoos
>who treat music as the holy grail of entertainment
>who can't cook
>who freak out when anybody so much as holds their phone
>who can't contribute to conversations
>who get overly-passionate over minor issues
>who like screamo and heavy metal
>doesn't have saggy tits
>doesn't have hardcore fucked up snaggle teeth
>Who dress like a couch made in the 1950s
>girls with no hobbies
>fake tans
>Pompadour haircuts
>who are controlling and manipulative because they know they're hot
>who try to get their boyfriends to stop liking whatever they liked before they met the girl (a sport, a hobby, an interest, etc)
>Whining
>Talking in a baby/cute voice
>Not speaking up for what they want/being passive-aggressive or coy
>pot heads who always look greasy af
>saving pictures of EVERYTHING like they are the fucking NSA
>who smoke cigarettes
>who are push religious types
>who dont take care of themselves/bad personal hygiene, bad breath
>who chew crunchy shit in silent situations, like movies, or 1 on 1 conversations.
I might of missed a few. but pretty much. I'm never finding myself a women, because everything annoys me.
>>697431859
What the fuck was that?
I stopped watching after I heard the philsberry doughboy's voice.
>>697432004
I am young, but I understand what you mean.
I tend to want to be alone when I'm feeling upset, so I do sometimes bail on plans with my friends because it suits my desire to be by myself. I know bailing on my friends is an inconvenience but I still do it.
But I feel like morally those things are very different.
Pertaining to somebody I am deeply emotionally and sexually involved with, it's a different level of betrayal.
I get that there are things that I won't understand about him, and I will both unintentionally and somewhat intentionally hurt him in my actions but I don't think anything can compare to the blatant hurt and betrayal of cheating on someone.
>>697418083
bc women are attractive physically, but repulsive in every other way.
you made them this way, christianity.
Human beings are just vile creatures to me. No thanks
>>697432562
You'll never be satisfied with a real woman, your standards are too high, i recomend a real doll and some imagination.
>>697432667
watch out for that edge man
>>697418083
I do have a gf, and I think she's pretty qt personally.
>>697418083
I have a job. I have money. I'm just a shitty person.
>>697432764
I already know this pham. I'm going to be forever alone. because my standards are topnotch Disney tier fantasy.
>I CLICKED ALL THE WAFFLES
>>697433151
thanks for covering up her butter face, makes it easier to fap too.
>>697429640
Damn nigga gimme her number.
>>697432004
I for one am probably oder than you. But I actually get your point about the wife who won't put out and treats you like shit, but if you divorce she gets all the benefits. I can see the situation isn't always black or white, unlike the other dude. But, absent such a scenario, I agree with him. If you are dating, or if your wife isn't being a complete sack of shit, then you should not be cheating. You should either stick with it, or gtfo. That is, if you have ever given a shit about love in the first place.
>>697433382
Yea, not posting her face on /b/ of all places, anon.
mainly because right now I'm more fat than muscle and have a hard time initiating social stuff
we gon work on that though, starting a gym routine, gonna get /fit/ and nut up
>>697430339
>i dont talk to people
>when i do meet people i am just like i am online
I just hate females.and with how things are these days all legal and moral support is on there side so why even give them the chance to even do there bastardly deeds.
>>697433604
know how I can tell she has autism?
>color brown painted fingernails.
Sure case of femitisautimiss
>>697433962
>brown
>>697432405
It's called an analogy, son. An example used to prove a broader point.
Kudos though on learning the term "straw man". Maybe you'll learn some more cool terms next year when you're in the 8th grade.
But as long as we are playing amateur psychologist, the high level of anger in your reply shows some bit of truth hit a nerve. On this site, that's called "rustling your jimmies".
>>697433604
She's hot. Feet pics and ass?
>>697419547
Underrated post. The invasion method will get you mad laid.
>>697434148
Oh shit
>>697432616
Well, your concept of the importance of sex changes over time too. It seems like a big deal to you now, but it starts out that way for everyone. A lucky few get to stay in that mindset forever, but whether they're lucky or not is subjective too.
Eventually, everyone else learns (usually the hard way) to separate love from sex. You spend the first third of your life wasting your sexually prime years getting it beaten into you that sex=love, and make a fucking wreck out of everything, but eventually there comes a time when you realize love is love, and sex is just a physical exercise, like curls or squat thrusts, and eventually, there comes a time when you'd usually be relieved if someone else came along and stepped in to take over that responsibility, so you can get on with everything else you've got going on. That's when couples most often just shut off the sex, or in some desperation to save their sex lives, try threesomes, which are still way too intimate and like babies, just add confusion if it's an attempt to save your relationship, or just get into swinging and swapping and all that wacky shit, usually just for a short few years and then that's old too and they go live parallel but mostly separate lives.
Sex is just an act.
Posessiveness and ownership over another person are not love.
>>697434148
well since we're being assholes here, I wanna play!
not the guy you replied too btw. but following the conversation, you just broke rule 11.
Establish and rely upon fall-back positions. Using a minor matter or element of the facts, take the “high road” and “confess” with candor that some innocent mistake, in hindsight, was made — but that opponents have seized on the opportunity to blow it all out of proportion and imply greater criminalities which, “just isn’t so.” Others can reinforce this on your behalf, later. Done properly, this can garner sympathy and respect for “coming clean” and “owning up” to your mistakes without addressing more serious issues.
Come back when you're finished with your college, and want to play in da real world, fam.
Don't have a GF cause it's a waste of time and money. So simple.
>>697434400
Interesting
>>697433604
Moar!
>>697434148
>makes strawman arguments
>corrects anon: is analogy anon
lol
anon you don't know what an analogy is either
>u mad bro? u mad tho? u mad? bro? bro? u mad?
yea well argued, you typical dope
>>697434400
I somewhat understand the idea of sex and love being seperate.
For me, I wouldn't want to be that intimate with someone I wasn't deeply involved with but I also have issues with physical contact.
But if my husband ever came to me talking about sex and wanting to have a purely sexual interaction I wouldn't deny him that. Even if he asked for the freedom of sexual interaction I would be fine with it as long as I didn't know the details.
I can understand that sex and love are different for some people.
You ever have the feeling that you have no special talents or abilities to acuire a partner? Or no tangable items to attract such a partner?
That just sums up my reasoning
>>697435182
here ya go pham.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/twenty-five-rules-of-disinformation/24889
arguing, will never be the same again after reading this, so be prepared. both ya should give it a read. it will make every argument hilarious to read on 4chan... well idk I guess if you're into satire it will.
>>697418083
mine of 4 years broke up with me a couple weeks ago.
>>697418083
I'm ugly but i dont want an ugly GF so every time a girl talks to me that I cant see my self in public with i push them away
>>697435435
How ugly /b/ro? can we get a picture to rate?
>>697418083
no girl should see me in my current state in life, also not into it right now
Did someone say....
Spiderman?!
Maybe. The fuck i know?
>>697418083
I can't download a pic of one off google images and pretend I am that couple like the OP That's why
>>697434148
kekity jones
Yay, poorly reasoned, poorly argued.
>son
...and I am the cocksmack you're replying to, and I'm 41, making you old as shit, and yet, dumber than even my own inbred kids on a rainy day. Congrats, you're an imbecile...
lol
(I PUT THAT THERE FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T MISCONSTRUE THE MOOD IT WAS WRITTEN IN AGAIN. YOUUUU ARRRRRE WELLLCOOOOME)
>>697435672
nah no pic I'm fat ugly.
>>697434224
I can do ass, but I don't have any feet pics: not exactly my thing. Pic related is probably the closest.
>>697435099
I don't know, anon. Am I allowed to post more of my autistic gf? That other anon doesn't seem to think so.
>>697435435
Bro, my gf is wayyyy too attractive for me. Im ugly as shit. Wanna know a protip?
>Girls don't care about looks nearly as much as you do
>>697436014
nobody but lonely fucking neckbeards wants to see your mudshit-tier indian girlfriend. GTFO now pls.
>>697434400
Actual genuine oldwisefag detected.
How old are ya anon?
>>697435908
are you fucking high
?
>>697436014
maybe I have no trouble talking with women but for some reason (ugly I'm assuming) the pretty girls are never interested, but the ugly ones i can land no sweat
I have no self esteem.
>>697436014
She is hella sexy post more!
And you're right about girls not caring about looks. I'm not ugly but not a movie star, 5 7 and 150 pounds and I've never had a problem getting girls way out of my league. Mostly just confidence and gift of gab
>>697436211
>Indian girlfriend
What? They're snapchat filters, bud.
>>697420102
Ikr OP's a fag that's clearly Mommy Make-out day that's cheating.
>>697436014
more ass please
Because I'm only 5'4"
>>697436014
i fuckin love indian girls
yuss plx
Both indians too; india indians and "i'm a big spanish retard and don't even know what side of the world i'm on, but i know these fellas is not white" indians lol
>>697435182
You could have just explained why my analogy was incorrect. Or, explained why what I said is a straw man. You know a "straw man" is when someone misrepresents what someone said, and then argues against the misrepresentation that they themselves created.
So you could have just pointed out how the analogy is wrong, or why it is a straw man.
But instead, you just cry "straw man! straw man! straw man!" with no explanation, with no facts or reasoning to back it up. Just saying "straw man" with nothing to back up that assertion is meaningless.
It's like when people respond to things with "that's racist!", or "that's dumb", or "you must be a giant idiot", but then don't give any explanation as to why. It's a completely useless comment. It will have zero impact on the person or on anyone else reading it, at best the only use is to assuage the feelings of the commentor as an act of reinforcing his world view with such a blank declarative statement. To keep the cognitive dissonance at bay.
And yes, I made another analogy.
I'm not even mad.
>>697436414
i mean, duh
>>697436564
DAMAGE CONTROL.
nigguh look at those fingers, thats some mudshit-indian level stuff.
when you progress past fucking literally the lowest of the low of women, you can come back to brag.
I can agree with most anons here. I dont think its looks but a confidence thing.
However i dont have a gf because holy shit do i hate myself, why should I expect anyone else to like me then?
>>697436757
>both indians
you mean, feather Indians, and dot Indians?
toppestofkeks.
also south America has lots of dot Indians that are now natives, because slaves and shit. they move to florida, and newyork a lot.
I have schizophrenia and c-ptsd
>>697436772
>You know a "straw man" is when someone misrepresents what someone said, and then argues against the misrepresentation that they themselves created.
Protip: If you trace back to the original post and reply, it did that. It's up to the one committing the fallacy to unfuck themself and come up with an argument, it's not up to everyone you sling bullshit at to sort you out for you.
horny asf
Snape chat is : Jessie.smiles
kik is: jess_Irene_fish
>>697436470
Hey now, I'm not much to look at and I do all right. I'm 6'1" and just about 230lbs, so I'm pretttt overweight. Honestly, it just comes down to confidence and getting lucky finding a girl who digs what you're into. For us, it happened to be literature. I literally let her borrow Lolita the first day we met.
>>697436537
Yea, it definitely helps that I love to talk a lot. They tend to like it when you're the one at the center of the conversations.
>>697436648
We'll see.
>>697436757
Sorry, anon, she's not Indian. There may be someone else with a qt Indian gf though! Ask around.
>>697418083
Spent 4 years and tens of thousands of dollars on one who just up and left because she missed her mommy.
Yeah, no. Fuck buddies are free.
>>697437219
KYS
>>697437042
Oh shit, it's like indian inception
>>697437235
>I wont post her face because 4chan.
>I keep saying shes indian, making you mad.
>BETTER PROVE THIS GUY WRONG ILL POST HER FACE SO HE SHUTS UP.
giggitygoo. we here have the classic signs of newfag.
>>697424318
im in the same boat dude.
I have one but I could see her dumping me in the some what near future.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>697437235
vvvt... Dam.
dat is sexay beaaaatchahhhh
>>697437309
i got one more Kalinda.
>>697418540
Kill yourself faggot.
You can't run. Turn yourself in already, scum.
>>697418083
My answer's really simple. I don't have self-esteem or confidence issues or anything like that.
I've just never met anyone that's been interested in me.
It is what it is, I guess.
>>697418083
Girlfriends are for fags.
>>697437581
I've seen the Good Wife. Kalinda is hot af, and a coldhearted hotblooded superslut.
>>697437509
Thanks anon, I think she's a qt.
>>697437732
Are you in school? Do you socialize? Do you smoke? Are you in a club, etc?
>>697437773
Damn. Got me there.
>>697437235
Post her ass>>697437235
>>697437391
Yes, because I posted that very close picture where you can make out that she has both a mouth and a nose. Keep going, anon. Let's see what zany troll tactics you've got to get me angry! Hooty hoooooo!
>>697438250
I don't know, man, that's mine, not everyone's.
>>697438250
>>697438416
But since quite a few people asked, here ya go.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
>>697437965
Not in school anymore. Don't really socialize outside of work. Don't smoke, no clubs.
I'd go and socialize or find some sort of club or something, but I live in the middle of nowhere and the closest city that has any of that shit is an hour away, and I work on weekends in the early mornings.
Saving money, but I can feel myself becoming a bitter hermit. Whatever.
When I'm close to nature, I trust the creatures around me, I understand them, and their way of life. Survival. Animals may be selfish, but they don't lie to you about it.
It's people I never understand, and have given up all hope of fully understanding.
>>697418637
Is this the faggot from prank invasion? Sure looks like him but can't see if he's got a million bracelets on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLuVON8oe0
>>697438700
Hit up the bookstore or maybe next time you're getting work done do it in a Starbucks. Are you /fa/ or /lit/? Because both of those will go a surprising distance too. You'll run into some cute little thing that'll make you feel the same way you do when innawoods. I actually take my gf camping and we're getting ready for her to do her very first backpacking trip this fall!
low self estem due to having bigger titties then most women i meet
>>697418083
Tried a lot of times but always gets rejected. 60% of the times I can't even get girls to hang out because they're "busy" and when they accept, usually cancel at last hour. The other 40% of the times is when I get rejected after a couple of hangouts.
>>697423772
All women are just gold digging whores
>>697439561
Not entirely sure about that. Sometimes they buy you kinda pricey birthday presents...
:^)
>>697430838
Post mom
>>697439042
The Starbucks idea doesn't sound too bad. From my experiences, being in public hasn't brought me any close friends at all. Maybe it could change but I guess I'll find out.
I am /lit/ but I don't know how to socialize with that.
To be honest, I've just given up all hope of finding romance. I'm very open to it and realize that I have to put myself out there in the first place for people to see me, but from all of my experiences of trying to date and put myself out there, I just end up having a disappointing experience and making an ass out of myself.
>>697439723
Yeah man, sure nice girls do exist but they're not the majority and for a lot of men, their mom's and sister's are the ones who buy them stuff.
>>697432562
This guy gets it. I live in Florida as well and everyone that lives here is complete trash, fat and Hispanic, pot heads, thugs, doesnt speak english, etc. A word of advice for you anons...never move to Florida. Its all smoke and mirrors. Florida provides nothing that it shows or appears to be. Dont ever move here.
last gf I had a few months back turned out to be really annoying and she was prude, so not currently in the mood.
>>697438681
Woah. Is this for real?
>>697432562
With the fagg and autistic power of this post I am captain fagget
>>697432562
OK dude at this point you're just a picky asshole.
>>697439288
Same. Flaky whores.
>>697440062
Coffee shops are always a solid fort date idea. She doesn't know if it's a date or not, but you paid and know she thinks that maybe you're into her and she may chase then, etc etc. I'm no PUA, in fact, the way I got my gf was by not acting openly interested in her at all. When we first met, I thought she was too attractive for me so I just kind of assumed I didn't stand a chance and then there was no pressure. And then just kinda whoops...no more tfw no gf. I got very lucky.
>>697440097
You're right. Again, I happened to get incredibly lucky.
>>697432562
Seems like the problem is with you, not the ladies, anon. Maybe that was just a troll post anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hviqnL3n9UA
i have no idea how to even get remote interaction with girls
