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>At bar with friends and gf
>Run out of money cus poor and cheap (not wasting more than 100 on alcohol)
>Friends want to keep drinking
>This one drunk dude has been lonely and his table for like an hour
>Gf says she's gonna take the guy out to dance and then ask him if he buys a bottle for us
>Told her that i was gonna dump her that very moment if she did that

>tl;dr gf wanted to whore her self out for alcohol
Was i wrong /b/? Should i had dumped her regardless?
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We don't know the ending of the story. Did she do it even after you asked her not to? If so, then dump the slut. If not, it means she's just being a team player for you guys to keep on hanging out and drinking.
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im 100% with you on this. if she thought she was being playful or some shit, that's bullshit. this tells you she didnt have any respect for herself or for you
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>>697413434
Dubs don't lie
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>>697413403
>she's just being a team player for you guys to keep on hanging out and drinking.
I don't know mate whoring my gf for alcohol isn't a fucking joke
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>>697412934
I agree with you. I'd dump her. I mean, shit like this is only gonna occur again. Easier said than done though.
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>>697412934
sauce on pic pls
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>>697412934
Picture what she does when she's out with her friends and you're not around.
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She thinks her presence entitles her to goods or services. Your gf is a whore.
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>>697414030
Exactly what i keep thinking throughout the night
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>>697413740
You can see this as something terrible, or as a business opportunity. What you describe sounds like the early life of a pimp. Just go with it, and demand she brings money back every day.
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>>697412934
sauce pls
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>>697412934
You should have encouraged her to fuck him and dump her right after.
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Dump her
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>>697412934
She's was just helping your group. She's a teamplayer.
Can't believe OP cry because of a harmless dance.
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>>697414645
/pol/ has made me hate cucks
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>>697415110
harmless dance = grinding /jerking off/ fucking
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>>697415110
Fucking cuck
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>>697415244
dubbs of truth dont lie!
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>>697414372
Just by the cadence of the way he types; OP is not cut out for the pimp life.
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>>697412934
shes a whore
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Man she was willing to take one (cock) for the crew. She was a team player, my nigga, I would let my girl dance on the table so the staff would give us free shots.
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>>697415385
Hah classic!
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>>697415244
Thanks for that laugh, we live on the same planet?
A dance is not sex. Grow up
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>>697415421
Herp derp dub dub
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>>697415607
This
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>>697412934
Dumper her.
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>>697415987
All about keeping bitches at bay
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>how about this. post nudes, post name, location, and we give a judge!
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Jesus how insecure are you, she said dance with a guy that looked lonely, not give him a blow job in the shitters
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>>697412934
It's a fucking dance. Are you so beta and insecure that you're worried about a fucking dance?
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>>697416583
*take advantage of a lonely guy
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>>697412934
Insecure much?
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>>697416583
Its shallow the fact she uses her body for goods shows she'd do it again and probably in worse ways.
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>>697416864
>>697416806
>>697416761
>>697416583
>SAME FAGGGG
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>>697416986
wow! howd you know XD
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>>697416986
BTFO
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>>697416864
>>697416761
>>697416583
>I hold her hand when a nigger fucks my wife
>Also samefag
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>>697416952
Second
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>>697417119
srry m8 :{
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>>697416217
I'll never understand guys like OP. They talk about women like they're whores, yet they freak out when they act like sluts or show signs of leaving them. What's the big fucking deal? Sure i'll hurt a bit, but just man up, go outside an get a new bitch. It's not like you've lost someone that cared for you, they did. Faggots
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>>697412934

It's not really whoring herself- it's more the callous use and abuse of an unawares stranger

That's clearly the behaviour of a shitty person

Your urge to break up with her is justified
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>>697417137
>I'm a beta fag like OP who makes fun of others cuz I can't get a girl.
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>>697417211
It's okay bby
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>>697417276
But the OP has a girl dumbass
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>>697412934
Don't dump her. She seems like shes down for anything. A team player. That's cool. You could prob get dudes to pay you to fuck her. Thatd be awesome
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>>697412934
>Gf says she's gonna take the guy out to dance and then ask him if he buys a bottle for us

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manipulated_Man

and this is why feminism is bad and females belong chained back to the stove and bed as it had been for the past 8,000 years of so called civilization, until the last ~80 years
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>>697417279
doki doki sepnai XD
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>>697415607
I want the hillshills to go.
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>>697412934
You should dump her. Not because she's "whoring her self out" you only think that cuz you are insecure. The reason you should dump her though is because she's a bad person.
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>>697417792
This. My first thought wasn't that she's whoring herself out, it was that she's taking advantage of a lonely probably depressed guy, which is pretty shitty.
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>>697417756

Prove it.
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>>697418034
can i get a sauce on that img now pls dont let a brotha hanging
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>>697415987
Dancing is literally a way of saying "Fuck me/Let me Fuck you" in the animal kingdom you uneducated Fuck. It's instinct.
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>>697418110
What image?
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>>697417276
>wants to let gf flirt/dance with other men
>calls others "beta"
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>>697417276
Underage b&
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>>697412934
OP is a beta fag. js.
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Hillary Clinton is a proven public servant with the experience to lead America to its full potential. Hillary is our abuela. We're with Her!
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>>697418227
the image OP posted
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>>697418401
nah more of a chode.
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>>697417792
/thread
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>>697418445
....why are you asking me for it?
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>>697418193
By your logic and outdated way of thinking, me/grill are swingers?
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>>697417792
>>697418034

yep
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>>697417792
>>697418034
she is very literally using her sex appeal to get material gains, aka whoring herself out. She is also a shitty person, but don't act like op is wrong to phrase it like that.
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>>697418193
Nigger detected.

Humans don't act like animals.
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>>697418193

good thing not everything we do can be relegated to primal urges
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>>697418687
>>697418755
they are at a bar, it's not a fucking slow dance. Chances are it would be a very erotic form of dance
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>>697412934
>Should i had dumped her regardless?
yes. next time she is out and you arent there, she will whore herself out
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>>697416952

This is what she would do for goods.

Imagine what she would do just for the sake of her own selfish drunk fun, without you there.
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can any1 recommend me some good chips flavor? i dont like dorritos or cheetos. at the local stater bros rn
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>>697419388
Chips of rust from the bottom of the bathroom toilet
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I got ditched by my pal at comicon last weekend and I wound up chilling in a bar alone. Some older dude was sitting by himself next to me so I started talking to him and he bought me a ton of shots and drinks. He didn't expect me to fuck him and he had a great time just hanging out. Dancing and talking to a person in exchange for drinks doesn't mean you're committing to fucking them, how old are you?
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today my girlfriend told me a dude she saw at an o'rileys auto shop while she was with her dad had very pretty eyes and she hopes our future child has eyes as pretty as his.

we had a heated argument, she cried, i walked off, she drove off, we yelled, and i stood my ground until she told me she'll never say shit like that to me again.

do not EVER let your woman think its okay to ever say things like mine did or especially dance with other dudes. that is how she starts to see you as a beta cuck and will either eventually leave you, or cuck you. FYI i pounded her bent over as soon as we made up and went inside.
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>>697418670
Yea true. But i feel i like OP is mad at the idea of her using her sex appeal and not the fact she's using it for material things. See >>697414340
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>>697419388
Get munchos
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>>697419971
Tits or gtfo
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>>697418599
>>697418687
>>697418755
Nice samefag and I can't help you're a whore like OPs gf.

Also, humans are very much animals. We very much do have instinct.

>Sorry to tell you, but you're a slut and retarded.

Also, I'm a white dude.
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>>697412934
Shes probably no good if she thought doing that was OK at all. If she listened to you maybe it can be salvaged.
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>>697420035
munchos spicy are so fucking good
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>>697412934
Yes

She is probably already fucking someone else. Also I highly doubt this is the first time she has ever been willing to whore for little payout. Ever see her with a bag of pot that took her a second too long to explain?
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>>697419975
Hello darkness my old friend..
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Dump her azz op
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>>697419388
Ms.Vickeys
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>>697420400
jalepeno ofcourse
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>>697420165
grow up faggot

OP is probably just insecure because he knows his gf can easily do better. He sounds like a fucking abusive asshole who jumps right to the "I'm gonna dump you" card any time she does something he dislikes. Why are people always so convinced that they're going to get cheated on? This is why polyamory is the way to go.
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>>697419975
LOL. worse advice ever . You have shown her your true colors. You were judgemental and insecure. Now you have pretty much guaranteed that she will fuck someone else.
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>>697420616
Tits or gtfo, slut.
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>>697420665
yaaaa what an insecure little bitch lol....
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>>697420665
shut the fuck up its not like i was beating her or something. she understood by the end of the argument that it only escalated because she refused to agree not to tell me when she notices an attribute like that on another dude. i dropped it the second she said she wouldnt tell me shit like that.

you go ahead and entertain your bitch thinking its okay to look at other dudes and compliment them to you, as far as im concerned i laid down the fuckin law like a man and then laid down the pipe like her fuckin daddy.

>>697420887
samefag
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How the fuck does not wanting to let my gf use her body to get alcohol make me insecure? This isn't some slow dacing bullshit, we are talking drunk ass grabing and dick rubbing
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>>697420166
You were saying?

Oh, we're animals. Could never have thought that, amazing shit.

I'm also a white male. But guess what i have that you don't, confidence.
It's good for you and your bitch. Get sum
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>>697413691
those aren't dubs you fucking retard
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>>697420968
plus i told her the next time i see a girl with pretty eyes while we're in public ill let her know and she quickly changed her attitude
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>>697419975
.........................................................what

i thought she was being nice. what'd she do wrong??

im so confused, why'd you get mad at what she said??
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>>697420665
>>697420616
See>>697421038
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>>697420968
lol do you feel better about yourself by calling me a samefag.... rofl. All ur gf did was find someone else attractive. You are a total bitch dude, I guarantee you that she'll be fucking other dudes within a month....
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>>697419971
>He didn't expect me to fuck him
At this point you're being delusional
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>>697421268
because i dont want her to tell me when she notices another dude has an attractive attribute. i told her to keep that shit to herself

>>697421380
youre a fucking cuck and your future children are going to get the shit kicked out of them at school if youre even fertile or dont kill yourself before then
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>>697420968
Well I hope it's working out for you guys. I really mean that too,
because too many times, guys think their girl needs them and
cant get anyone else, and when they're faced with reality....
it fucking sucks. Some of my friends still arent over their ended relationships.
I'm talkin relationships 10+ years and shit. Anyways hope you both stay loyal or at least really good at hiding and lying about it. Peace.
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>>697420490
>>697420268
>>697420035
thanks for suggestions, always hesitant to try jalepeno vicky's
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>>697421098
Post pic of your snapback fuckboi
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>>697421544
We got a cucked
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>>697421544
:s men confuse me.
so if i said "i saw someone with really pretty hair and it reminded me of you." you'd get mad?
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>>697421098
You missed the point entirely, then again you hang out at the club like a tool apparently.
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>>697421164
>3434
>not dubs...
>Knew fag!
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>>697421488
You've never hung out in a bar have you? Lots of drunks are friendly and just order shots for the group. You're in the groups proximity? You get free stuff.
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>>697421672
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>>697421776
>"saw this one girl with an ass just like yours, it reminded me of you"
Would you get mad?
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>>697421038
Honestly depends why you're mad. If you are mad because she's being a peice of shit human, then yea you're a good guy no prob.
But, if you're mad at the idea of another man touching your girl then you're insecure. Plain and simple.
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>>697419975
>How to be insecure
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>>697421584
ah nah man i love this woman to death and she loves me just as much. shes my rock man. but you gotta lay down the law with what you are and arent comfortable with or you'll get walked all over. plus, if she fucks another dude, she fucks another dude. im 19, i got my whole life ahead of me and would find a way to make the most of it.

>>697421776
heres the thing. i calmly told her 'i dont wanna hear that, i need to know you arent gonna tell me shit like that in the future' and she got all salty and heated and thats why it escalated. part of it is she was being too damn prideful, she knows damn well i apologize for shit sometimes just to end the argument and she'll live if she does it now and then too. would it not upset you if i said i saw a girl with the most breathtaking smile?
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>>697412934
>>697412934

I want sauce on the pic or at least info or else I will sage this thread furiously
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>>697421981
Pretty much the crux of the issue
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>>697412934
Don't be too harsh on your gf. She doesn't see it as whoring herself out.

But don't let her do that shit. You set the rules.
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>>697412934
>>697412934
>>697412934

sauce now plox
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>>697412934

If your girl ain't loyal then you have nothing.
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>>697421934
I do? You know more about me then i know myself. Thanks for the check, brah
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>>697422230
YEAHHH PLEASE IVE BEEN ASKING SINCE FOREVER > not samefag, different horny fag
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>>697421959
if you said "i saw a girl with a really pretty haircut and it reminded me of you" that'd be closer. i didn't say "i saw a guy with hard abs and thought of you"
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>>697422341
>>697422341

give us the sauce now... I need more please. its for science
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>>697421981
>if you're mad at the idea of another man touching your girl then you're insecure.
Realy nigga? You can't be fucking serious, again this isn't grabing her hand or her shoulder dumbass
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>>697422401
please more! XD
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>>697422300
>Makes comment victimizing self about comment I made of OP gf being a slut for dancing
>I know your ass isn't grinding in a ball room
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give us more pictures please even if they are clothed or face shots. more please
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>>697422108
if that smile made you think of me i'd be happy
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>>697422471
hook a nigga up wit some delicios sause
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Guys that are paranoid about cheating are fucking terrible.
I dated a guy once who was so insecure about it that we got in a huge fight because I named a character in a video game "Rick", which he decided meant that I must be fucking some other guy named Rick. He was fucking crazy tbh.

Tits or gtfo, whatever, but it might do you guys some good to have a little insight from the other side of things sometimes. Girls don't like being treated like they're going to cheat the second you take your eye off of them. Do you like it when girls flip tits over thinking that you looked at another chick for too long?
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>>697422601
>>697422601

we only want the sauce hello
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>>697422668
>>697422668

Sauce please hello
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>>697412934
You're a fucking dipshit OP, she was just trying to make you/the guys happy.
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>>697422687
OP DELIVERED!!!
>dear diary, today op was pretty cool!
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>>697421959
>>697422355
nah man it isnt the same, she didnt tell me he had a nice bod or something. but i still dont wanna hear it. you think i give a shit if she checks out other dudes? hell nah, i look at girls asses and eyes and smiles all day. but i dont fuckin rub it in her face
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>>697421776
>:s
Get out.
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>>697422687
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>>697422687
>>697422687
>>697422687

OMFG


I WANT MORE OF THIS PLEASE FUCKING FACE SHOTS PLEASE
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>>697417792
This OP.
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guys dont like it when you tell them other guys have cute features? really?
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>>697422791
>>697422791

COME ON MORE

DONT STOP

PLEASE OP
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>>697422791
There's something strangely tranny like about this one.
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>>697423109
why the fuck is that surprising to you
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>>697423109
4chan breakthrough
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>>697422791
>>697422687
nicotine/adderall patch lol?
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>>697423154

Winner
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>>697423109
Would you like it if we compared you to other chicks?
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>>697423154
>>697423154

what ethnicity is this...DO WANT
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>>697422436
>nigga
yea, you a yougin'

But yes the only reason someone would feel angry at the idea of another man touching their girl is because of insecurity.
Isecure because they're scared to lose her. Or can't get anyone else. They might think she cares about someone else more than
them. Or that they aren't the one special someone for their girl. It's insecurity.
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>>697412934
I don't think it would have been called for to dump her regardless, but it was totally fair game to let her know you were uncomfortable with that OP
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>>697413691
Go back outside. Now. Just go.
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>>697423244
i dont know! i've always kind of just blurted out whatever comes into my head and its worked out fine so far......
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>>697423525
same here man, im the one in this relationship thats supposed to say the dumb shit without thinking.
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>>697423399
You literally described being a cuck
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>>697419971
>Didnt expect me to fuck him

LMFAO
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>>697420166
Hush now, Tyrone.

Animals have and act on instinct. Humans have, but do not act on, instinct.

We are rational - unless you're of sub-standard intelligence.
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>>697423637
>being a cuck
You care way too much about your self image. Get some confidence. Get off 4chan and get some real values and beliefs in your life.
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>>697423154
>>697423154
>>697423154

MORE DAMMIT
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>>697417792
We have a winner.
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>>697423368
muslim
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>>697423261
It's a birth control patch.
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>>697421945
>Lots of drunks are friendly and just order shots for the group.
>thinking men go to the bar to make friends
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>>697421945
Last time i hung out at a bar i was giving head to a male bartender to get lines in the bathroom
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>>697419971
This would only be true if you were a man. Even in that case this still isn't true
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>>697412934
Dude your gf coulda hooked up a free bottle and you said no?

Sounds like your beta as fuck.

An alpha wouldn't have to worry about his girl's fidelity even when playing the game.
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>>697424036
Depends on the bar. But yes.
Then there is this guy >>697424096
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last time i went to the bar it was to find an oxy dealer.
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>>697423960
>muslim
>>697423960

what type of muslim persian? Indian? Pakistan? WHERE MAN WHERE WHERE WHERE
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>>697415987
>A dance is not sex
Have you seen how people dance these fucking days?
Its not sex, YET, but theres some pretty heavy fucking touching and feeling going on
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>>697417792
THIS
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>>697424210
Mexico actually
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>>697424210
sunni
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>>697424321
>>697424321

the body is amazing. Can we see the face man..you are very lucky
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Best to not to get turned into a cuck fuck.
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>>697424096
Being this desperate for COCAINUM
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>>697412934
dude, i have so much respect for you for telling her that. thats exactly what it is, and its not okay.
its not okay for the other guy. its not okay for you to be letting her, and deffinately not okay for her to be doing it.
i think that if i woman feels comfortable "flirting" with other guys infront you you, then there is a major red flag.
just by her saying that, then i would start looking at other girls. no reason to break up as most girls are this slutty these days, but its never gonna work in the long run.
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>>697424183
being social to fuck mistaken by being social to make friends
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>>697424369
>>697424369
>>697424369

very much would detonate for this
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>>697424183
>>697424515
I was joking i didn't give head to any bartender for cocaine.

Was just being silly
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>>697424321
>>697424321
>>697424369
>>697424369
>>697424369
|

POST MORE COME ON
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>>697424685
And I referenced the joke
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>>697424685
Sure you were just silly friend. You give good head?
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>>697418687
We're still animals though, with animal instincts and subconscious thoughts, repressed in us, but there

example; Why are curves sexy to most men?
Because it triggers the animal instinct inside that says this females a good one to mate. Large tits produce a lot of milk for the young, wide hips means she'll carry the baby well, and have less difficulty during birth


Ya fuckin' naive if you think we're completely separate from animals, just because we're at the top
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>>697412934

POST FUCKING MORE GOD DAMMIT

FACE SHOTS NOW
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>>697424884
Depends how much you pay
>>697424839
I see now, thanks friend
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>>697425091
Don't worry, we aren't all new here
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>>697423154
>>697423154
>>69


MORE NOW
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Maybe I just couldn't be arsed reading the whole bullshit theead, but at what point did she suggest that she was attracted to the guy.

He was sat alone, probably for good reason (weird, smelled, ugly, whatever).

Sounds to me she figured a little dance would equal free drinks. If he did try to get handsy, her (alleged) be was there to sort shit out.

Instead, he acted like a faggot, threw a hissy fit, and acted like a petulant child.

The guy who said dump her for being a shit not a slut is bang on the money. Anyone else saying otherwise is an insecure cunt.
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>>697425396
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>>697425484
>>697425484

VERY FLACID VERY ANGRY POST MORE PICTURES OF THAT ASS NOW
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>>697420829
lol
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>>697412934
You are a manchild.
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>>697425411
read the thread, bitch.
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>>697412934
sounds like a good idea as long as they don't touch
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>>697425688
He's not missing much honestly
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>>697425411
>Tell others they are insecure
>Thinks there most be something wrong with being an alpha loner

If I meet you. I would beat the shit out pf you bitchass.
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>>697425799
>>697425799

yeah dubs of truth i know

do people every see naked pictures on here and swear its their wife or GF
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>>697424955
>subconscious thoughts, repressed in us

Exactly. You don't have to act on your instincts, and in polite society wouldn't. Unless you're a monkey. Jealousy is a throwback to when one male would mate with all females. We don't live in that world anymore. You obtain a mate through being a provider. If you can't provide for her, she's more than within her rights to find someone who can/will. Being a cry baby about it won't change the fact that OP was too cheap/poor to continue to bankroll the night.
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>>697414220
GOTHIM
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>>697412934
Are you fucking 12? How does dancing constitute "whoring"?
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>>697426016
What did you fucking say.... Etc.... Etc....

Keep tapping your keys in impotent rage like the "alpha loner" you so clearly are.
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You are a poorfag,she is going to dump you anyways.
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>>697426416
You said it yourself. Pussyass cuck.
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>>697426405
one minute its dancing, next minute it 3 nigger dicks enter every hole at once
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>>697422687
That's a dirty bitch
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>>697413691
Lurk moar. Like, wait until 2017 before you post.
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>>697425411
The IDEA of her using her body to get shit is not cool with me dumbfuck, how the fuck does that make me insecure

>>697426405
Have you retards ever been at a party or a bar?
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>>697412934
did the right thing bro
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>>697426559
Wtf was that?
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>>697425688
Just read the thread, saw the post about the "pretty eyes guy", and that cunt sounds like an even bigger faggot than OP.

Thanks for pointing out the cringe, man.
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>>697426995
>dumb skinny bitch tried to knock nigger out but was to weak to do so
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>>697427060
lost
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>>697426553
>TFW gym-bro
>TFW easy 9/10
>TFW banging bitches left, right, and centre with my 13" cock
>TFW drive a rocket powered Lamborghini Testarossa F1 McMercades
>TFW can bench press three benches in a press
>TFW any insult hurled at me IRL bounces off my aura of potency
>TFW any insult hurled at me online is about as effective as farting at me in a typhoon

Retard.
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>>697426995
just a nigger that dindu nuttin
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>>697412934
>697412934
>>697412934

FACE SHOT PLEASE
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>>697427716
>tfw killed a man who touched my girl
>tfw benched 500 pounds than fucked a girl in the gym
>tfw drive a ultra rare car, that no one has seen
>tfw make 700k a year
>tfw killed a gorilla with my bare hands
>tfw meet me in irl, i'll piss in your mouth and fuck your ass hard'
>tfw any cuck that insults me online is a beta girl

I can do it too, you see?
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hey guys, is it okay for your girl to check out other guys?
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>>697429180
yes
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>>697429180
Why not?
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>>697412934
>697412934
>>697412934
>>697412934

Bump for justice
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>>697428643
Pussy ass nigga. If I meet you I will fucking pump you in your ass hoe. Dont fuck with me.
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>>697412934
Dump that bitch. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking retard beta. Don't let some fucking whore do that to you. Stand up for yourself or you're gonna end up getting cucked. Literally cucked.
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>>697412934
Your first mistake was going to a bar. Nigga why the fuck u gonna pay 6-8x more for beer and liquor? Dumb faggot.
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>>697430067
OHHHH
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>>697430067
Always funny if you think that dude is talking
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>>697430245
bar = socialize
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>>697430281
My clip is in my fucking gun bitch. Where do you wanna meet at?
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>>697430495
With randoms. Which is fun
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>>697430495
With randoms. Which is fun
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>>697430609
again, that's the point of bars. It's a place where it is socially acceptable to talk to stangers people, besides work and school.
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>>697428643
Wow. You do realise I was taking the poss, yes? That it was deliberately over the top, yes?

Do you humour? (Or 'humour', if you want to be a hick about it)

Bottom line, you will never meet me. You will never fight me. And even if you did I'd crush you.

Stay classy.
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>>697415452
maybe not the 13 IQ nigger pimps of today, but a classier one?
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>>697412934
>>697412934
>>697412934

sauce plz
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>>697419971
you dumb bitch he was totally trying to fuck you this is what most guys do. PRETEND THEY AREN'T TRYING TO GET YOUR CLOTHES OFF

holy fuck I can't believe someone can be this delusional
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>>697430548
>clip
What are you using a fucking garand?
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>>697426791
You obviously haven't. Only angsty preteens and teenagers consider dancing to be whoring or cheating.
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>>697430954
See my penis? if you ever met me it would be minutes till your bent over begging me not to cum in you

Do you understand? or are you too humorous?

Bottom line, if you ever saw me, i'd make you a a bottom bitch in a minute, if you didn't start crying and bleed first

Stay straight, if you can
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>>697413691
Ever consider FUCKING killing yourself?
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>>697419975
>being this insecure

she's totally going to think lesser of you now and you've lost a few points. Holy fuck I love how beta these "redpilled" nu-nu-males are. fucking turbo-betas
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>>697431122
Enough with the talking. Now you made my dick hard bitch. Give me your address.
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>>697430950
Hence the comment agreeing with you
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>>tl;dr gf wanted to whore her self out for alcohol

So she wanted to use her womanly talents to get free alcohol for you and your group and you said no now you are crying bc out think she's a whore.... did I miss anything?

First off Don't be a beta faggot it's free alcohol secondly she's going home with you at the end of the night don't be a bitch you're the one whose gonna fuck her not that guy she's just using him bc you're a cheap ass... I mean hey if you don't like it send her my way I'll show her how a real man treats a lady
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>>697423154

Arlin?
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>>697421098
>claims to have confidence
>on /b/
hahahaha get the fuck out
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>>697422572
yeah until he'll say that he fucked another girl that had a pussy as tight as yours. hope you'll smile there too.
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>>697431373
>dancing
>2016
>thinking that dancing with someone with modern dance moves isn't tantamount to whoring
Nigga, when 90% of dances involve fucking someone with their clothes on, there is an issue. This isnt fucking 1945 where niggas are doin the lindy hop. You obvs havent been dancing or you are a kv or both. Stfu.
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>>697431592
welp, that's what i get for assuming that was sarcasm. LOL
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>>697431705
wow, you went there fast. cuck anxiety much?
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>>697431705
He has to say it reminded him of her though as well
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>>697431950
LOLOMG so funny
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>>697431753
you're a beta and likely an insecure manlet.

your insecurity is beaming through your posts and some point in the near future your mrs is going to be tasting the sweet semen of some calm and collected dude and she will think to herself how much she prefers that
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>>697431376
Wondering when you'll:

1) think up a decent response without plagiarising my posts (if I wanted my own comeback, I'd ask your mum to snowball me)

And

2) get some real help for all of this aggression and repressed homosexuality. Never forget, sweetie - being butthurt doesn't have to define your future.

God bless you.
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>>697432103
god dammit i read that in sarcasm too...
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>>697431389

Stop watching Leafy.
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>>697432105
>some point in the near future your mrs is going to be tasting the sweet semen of some calm and collected dude and she will think to herself how much she prefers that

extremely fucking true. he cant see it because he's still a little boy 19 year old.
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>>697432280
Wondering when you'll

1. think of something original to say other than resorting to typical your mom jokes (holy kek, you unoriginal fag)

AND

2. get some help for how idiotic and stupid you are that you resort too "lol he is angry and butthurt, lol also gay!, that will get him good! i'm such an oldfag"

Allah Akbar!
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>>697425484
Check out that sevenskin guize!
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>>697412934

NIGGA GIVE DAT FUKKKIN SAUSSS
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>>697422123
whatchu know about tame impala
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>>697433168
Elephant
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>>697426686
>2017
Bitch i waited 4 years before i started posting regularly
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>>697432105
You sound like the beginning of a cuck lol
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>>697433286
omg tell me more
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>>697433549
cause i'm a man?
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>>697433387
Then you're an idiot. Become part of our shitty community. Fucking lurking is for fags too afraid to admit they're fags
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>>697432105
Kek. Whatever you say cuck, have fun watching your girl get dry humped on the dancefloor.
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>>697433737
People who immediately start posting the minute they arrive are the reasons there is all this gay shit
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>>697412934
>Trump on Shillary's payroll
>By correlation is also on Soros's payroll
>You faggots still supporting him

When will the donald meme die out?
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>>697433856
We've always had this kind of shit. OC is just rare, then posted into oblivion. So it has been, so it shall be.
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>>697434160
No more interesting shit happens though, look at all the greentext threads and funny/amazing shit, 90% of it was 200X
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>>697432731

So your response was simply to prove both of my points? Nothing more, just two big acknowlegements?

Huh.... Thanks, I guess.
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>>697422123 tame impala??
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>>697433657
Fuck Trevor
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>>697435389
Yeah. Fuck whoever Trevor is.
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>>697435481
Also fuck heather. I ain't trying my luck with her.
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>>697419971
I don't buy drinks for women. Why? Because if they're worth my time I wouldn't meet them in a bar. A girl danced with me for a bit and asked me to buy her a drink and some for her friends. I laughed so hard they stopped the music to make sure I was ok. Then the bouncers laughed and shouted to everybody what happened. The whole place started laughing. Then the bartender gave me a free beer and refused service to the women.

Great night
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>>697435585
Sure. Fuck Heather as well.
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>>697435738
Nice fake story. No business worth their salt would do that. Unless you were at a gay man's only bar.
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The honest to god problem is that i'd let my GF do anything, i'm not the guy to care about shit like that, the more i think about it the more I fear that i'll loose my GF over some mundane shit.
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>>697435389
i dunno who trevor is, i was just naming tame impala songs

but fuck him!

>>697435585
Damnit Heather! make this anon happy, and if you don't fuck you!
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>>697436210
As long as you're both shitty people and you can continue to be her sugar daddy you'll be fine anon.
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>>697436546
Nah i'm just apathetic af.
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>>697436737
Then why fear losing the gf?
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>>697423805
>>697421098
nice photoshop
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>>697436853
Fear is the wrong expression, i'd be annoyed more or less since my mother is happy i've got a GF lol.
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>>697437068
That, somehow, makes it sadder.
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>>697413740
cuck culture has you too afraid to do anything if you told her no and she didnt then chill. you handled the situation perfectly
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>>697422687
Is that a got dam Fent patch??
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>>697437159
I mean fair point, it's a sad situation.
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>>697413691
sir i believe you are in need of checking them
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>>697437291
prob birth control
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>>697423805
You're retarded if you think humans don't act on instinct. Ever heard of acting on emotions? Literally the same thing.
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>>697437651
are you stupid? if i knew you i would cum on you
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>>697437543
OK thx I luv u Jeff
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>>697414372
agreed
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>>697438214
..... um do i know you? holy shit
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>>697412934
>>tl;dr gf wanted to whore her self out for alcohol
>Was i wrong /b/? Should i had dumped her regardless?

Why would you stop your girlfriend from taking advantage of some beta male?

That's literally why clubs exist.
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>>697438317
>>697438317
I am omnipotent. Never forget this moment.

(\____/)
( ͡ ͜ ʖ͡
\╭ \
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>>697422108
sounds like a you're an insecure POS who doesn't recognize his girlfriend's individuality as a person or trust that she's capable of looking at a boy without wanting to immediately take his cock. and you're also scared she'll run off for some random boy she saw at the auto body shop, which she probably won't go to again any time soon when obviously she wouldn't have said something like that if she didn't think you'd be such a beta insecure faggot. feigning your machoism about keeping your woman in check is bullshit and you're just covering yourself from looking like an inferiority-complex--having ass loser. grow the fuck up. she wouldnt be talking about your fucking kid together either if she didn't think of the long-term with you. too bad you're repressing and projecting your fears of cheating with some random good-looking person of the other sex, because she might just never open up to you with random conversation again. eventually over time you won't be able to even speak to each other without resentment and anger because she's not allowed to speak her mind without being abused for being another fucking human being. kill yourself.
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>>697438543
man, tell me how'd you know i was jeff. no bullshit tell me

who are you?
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