Perfect 10/10 gril thread.
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Perfect 10/10 gril thread.
>>697405797
this bitch looks like something out of a Japanese horror film
>>697407597
>implying you wouldn't want this lying next to you at night
Keep talking shit, Lamont.
>>697405414
Post cute but slightly creepy girls? This is my kind of thread!
>>697407724
seriously this girl terrifies me
like that psycho bug eyed chick in Darling
>>697408224
Looks like I have a movie to watch.
>>697408181
is this a doll
>>697405414
>>697405797
>>697407724
do you seriously post this fucking nasty ass spook looking tryhard psychobitch on here every mother fucking day OP?
literally kill you'reselfe
you're wasting the worlds food, water, and oxygen supply by going on living
>>697408358
it's on Netflix. it's really good, actually. minimalist. but very... unsettling.
>>697408370
Nope, but it is a girl deliberately trying to make herself look like a doll with makeup.
>>697408522
well
she succeeded
>>697408518
Oh, I have Hulu. Sorry.
>>697408515
It's not always me, but I'm kind of the one who started the trend.
>>697405797
You neet virgin losers have the shittiest taste!
>>697409007
I'm not a virgin.
>>697408181
That's a vampire.
>>697409124
you didn't say anything about being a neet or loser tho.
>>697409755
Well, I'm not a NEET since I am a uni student, though some might call me a 'loser' since I'm usually alone (prefer it this way) and am dedicated to my hobbies. So, it's meh.
So, we have:
An alien >>697405414
A doll >>697408181
and a corpse >>697409590
Great thread guys. Great thread.
>>697405414
So who is this chick?
>>697410017
>ayy
>>697410208
Crispy. IG: alterhacker
>>697407837
>>697405414
Met this chick at SDCC a few years back. Nice, but kind of pretentious.
>>697409995
I don't think being alone/liking to be alone makes someone a loser.
>>697407837
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1493562085
>>697410603
I don't believe you.....
>>697410617
Oh, then I'm not a loser.
>>697407216
Who is she?
>>697405797
you just know she takes the knot
>>697410617
I suppose it depends on how much they actually desire social interaction. It's possible to enjoy being alone yet still want company, and if OP does, yet fails to get it, THEN he could be considered a loser.
>>697410771
Not even that anon, but why wouldn't you believe that? She's known to live in San Diego and be into Spider-Man/general nerdy shit/cosplaying. Obviously she'd be there, and would have met plenty of people, some of whom would be /b/tards.
>>697410771
>Mah waifu couldn't actually be pretentious! Anon must be a liar.
>>697410294
holy shit, as if this chck coudln't get any more cringey, now she thinks sh'es a hacker too?
>>697410771
nigga she lives in cali and she likes nerdy shit, of course she'd be there. you think that not eve one of her fans/creepy weirdo stalkers saw her there?
> literal perfection
>>697411096
I don't understand this expression.
>>697411119
I hate social interaction outside of the internet.
>>697411137
Well, who knows. Still, I doubt she'd be pretentious, based on how she is when we talk.
>>697411194
Yes.
>>697411233
But do you like her, Anon?
>>697410208
it's a dude, famalam.
the meme is posting it and denying it's a dude. Since he never posted nude pics of himself, faggots actually believe he's a girl.
>>697407216
She looks precisely like my ex gf
>>697411512
>never posted nudes
>MUST be a dude!
Oh bother.
>posted evidence on FB months ago, but quickly deleted it
>believe me, even though I'm the only one who apparently saw it
>didn't screencap
>>697410017
Newfag confirmed.
Here's the breakdown.
Summerfag: Who is she?
Newfag: She's dead
Newishfag: Too Soon (c)
Oldishfag: Links sources as to why this shit is old and tired
Oldestfags: Shut the fuck up, you're reusing the same thing over and over and the only people that ever post it are newfags looking for constant attention and a way of showing they're "in" with the crowd. Shit's been going on for almost a decade now, it's old, tired, boring, and uncreative. Go fuck yourself, and survive a fire.
>>697411233
I think she was alterhacker way before some /r9k/-fags propelled her into e-fame. Pic unrelated.
>>697405414
:)
>>697411680
>claims
>posts no evidence
I swear, mister! I swear I'm not a faggot! He's a girl for real!
>>697410771
>>697411137
>>697411194
>>697411400
>>697411420
Believe me or don't. This was two years ago at SDCC. Met her in the main hall on saturday, she was hanging out with some people who knew some people that I was hanging out with, so we all ended up chilling and eating together for about an hour. She and I didn't talk too much (I only found out she was an internet personality afterwards), but she seemed pretty nice and friendly, but she... You know how sometimes girls are a little TOO aware that they're cute? Like, they'll be overdoing it just a little too much, and even though it works because they ARE really cute, you can tell, so it's just a bit cringy? That's what she was like.
Still totally date her though, she was nice and funny, and if you're the sort to like the adorkable indie girl type, you'd probably like her.
>>697411939
>claims
>posts no evidence
>(You)
I still don't know why you're so determined for this girl to have a dick.
>>697411989
It's cool man. Two years ago, that means she was 16, so I can believe it. I was pretentious at that age, too.
>>697411680
Crispyfags really need to stop taking this bait. 4chan says literally every cute girl that arouses interest on the site is a trap. It's like 95% trolling, 5% legit trapfags trying to use lies to seed their faggotry into other minds.
>>697411748
Do you understand how jokes work? Do you actuallly think that I meant the first two are literally an alien and a doll? If yes, you're a retard. If no, then explain why you think I'd jokingly mislabel the first two but say what I really think about the third?
>>697412170
I know, it's just...annoying.
>>697411096
>>697411420
She likes to get knoted by dogs u summer fag
>>697412137
Dude...
>He said something bad about mah waifu! Must be a liar
>What, now he's saying good things? Must be telling the truth!
>>697412342
>knotted
>new sexual euphemism detected
>added to the Lexicon
oh, okay. No, she doesn't.
>>697405414
name? IG? fb? anything man would luv to have those eyes look back at me when she's sucking me off
>>697412137
>>697411680
See what I mean? The meme is real. This dude absolutely refuses to allow himself to accept that his waifu is actually a man, and will go to great lengths to deny it, despite never being able to provide proof of femininity.
>>697412530
(You)
>>697412620
But seriously though, why do you want her to have a dick so badly? Go to her IG and look at her childhood pics/vids. And don't give me that,
>her parents let her transition early
shit. They're Catholic, and the Catholic Church is NOT the place to let your freak flag fly.
>>697412720
oh fuck sorry but thanks man
>>697412535
I beg to differ
>>697412275
Are you the guy who was spamming daily Crispy threads and Crispy-threads-disguised-as-general-10/10-threads back in like January/February?
>>697412929
m8.....
>>697412973
Bitch, I might be.
>>697410227
Haha! Wtf. Girl looks fucked stupid.
>>697412812
Did you literally come here to get trolled? You're feeding all the trolls and even being a cunt to people who aren't even trolling.
I genuinely kind of wonder if you aren't someone who dislikes crispy and you're trying to start a thread where she features and you act like a cunt to create association between her and a particularly faggy OP.
I am a scared
>>697413102
I strongly like Crispy. But, I started this thread for the same reason anyone else does: to talk to people and gush over women we think have an agreeable appearance.
>>697413091
Neat. I remember you. I was probably the main guy telling you to stop before you invite unwanted e-drama into the life of someone you claim to care about, but I also posted short femdom-themed fantasies about her and told you about Okada Kazuto's "Ibitsu".
![20160307_101746[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Lnm74L.jpg "20160307_101746[1].jpg")
>>697405797
Look at that forehead though.
>>697413281
Then why are you taking the bait and being generally disagreeable to people who aren't even starting anything?
>>697412812
>implying all male kids look masculine
>implying there aren't millions upon millions of little boys who look like girls
>actually deluding yourself into thinking you're not a faggot for liking that dude
>Claiming femininity on /b/ without proof
>on /b/
wew
>>697412929
Is that her?
>>697413351
Ah yes. More people are noticing her, which is really all I wanted.
>>697413366
Still cute....still cute...
>>697413410
Because this is the only social interaction I really have on any given day.
>>697413520
Yes.
>>697413500
What, did you look like a fuccboi when you were a kid or something? Find it hard to believe an actual woman could be this cute WITHOUT a cock?
>>697413562
>More people are noticing her, which is really all I wanted.
This may be... Admirable... But this has ended poorly for certain internet personalities in the past when they get thrust onto 4chan. Just saying.
>>697413562
I mean, the latest on /r9k/ (her main temple-board) is that she's been doxxed now, and is fairly bummed out about people giving her shit for being a tease/attention whore/narcissit/general bad person, but as long as you're happy.
>>697413562
>Because this is the only social interaction I really have on any given day.
Fair enough, I suppose, if a bit sad.
>>697413979
This is so....
>>697413997
Shame that. Guess I'll stop it then.
>>697414043
Such is my life.
So there's no nudes... is there at least any cosplay
>>697414446
>>697414226
May as well keep going now, the ship has long since sailed. Point is, a lot of people told aside from just me told you it was going to come to that, and you just didn't listen at all. Not that you were even close to solely responsible, of course, but you probably were the main reason why she's known on /b/.
>>697405414
Okay, in all sincerity, you've actually convinced me that you don't really like this chick, and you're trying to cause her trouble. Crazy, you say? No, the evidence fits.
>Constantly dragging her to /b/'s attention.
She's already gotten a ton of hate from 4chan, including people doxxing her and sending her hate, and yet here you are pulling her back into 4chan's attention once again. Anyone who's been here for a while knows that this will likely end poorly for her in the long run. While it's theoretically possible that you're just new here and sincerely just like her and want to get her more attention, this is also unlikely, as even a newfag who actually liked her would be smart enough to quit once the hate started flowing towards her.
>Supposedly trying to win her new fans, but you act like a cunt while flying her face on your banner
This shouldn't even require much explanation: when you're being a passive aggressive dickhead even to people who aren't trolling or starting anything, you're associating her face and her fans with a cunty attitude.
Thus I conclude, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FAN OF CRISPY, YOU ARE AN ANNOYED ANON WHO WANTS TO SEE HER DISAPPEAR FROM /b/!!!
>>697415155
I just want a real life version of>>697415260
>>697415155
Jesus, I thought this was just trolling, but when I think about it, you might actually be right.
Carry on, OP! You're doing God's work, ridding /b/ of this attention whore!
yeah no thanks. the bug eye gimmick is stale as shit
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>>697415368
>I just want a real life Mavis
FALSE! She already exists! Dragging her to /b/ again and again doesn't make her exist any more or less than she already did! What reason could you have for your methods if not to deliberately harm her status on 4chan?
>>697415912
She exists? Where?
>>697415155
>>697415912
>>697411401
Your mom must look like this right
10/10
>>697414633
Out-Standing.
Nice double repeating numbers
>¤⊙ω§¥°
>>697415994
I aint even that anon, but it's pretty obvious he means crispy even if he did phrase it strangely. She even did a maven cosplay dude.
>>697415994
Haha, yes, I guess I did say that a little clumsily... What I meant to say was that Crispy already does exist. She did a maven cosplay. She exists.
>>697415155
>>697415912
Don't even bother, man, I and others spent weeks trying to drive home this point to no avail during the last round of frequent /b/ Crispy threads. He's almost definitely not TRYING to cause her problems, though. I think he is just something of a legit autist who can't really integrate a perspective on this beyond him sharing a "hobby" he has. I always got the impression that he rationally understands the point being made, but just can't really understand why anyone would consider it all that big of a deal.
To OP himself, I'll say this much: despite the efforts of yourself and others, I'm quite impressed by how resistant Crispy has been to developing GOTIS mentality. To the best of my knowledge, she has never solicited gifts or money from her orbiters, has not resorted to frequent camwhoring on her Insta (which still has >200 images, I think), and has not even done anything to try to increase her popularity beyond what anons are throwing at her of their own accord.
>>697416271
>>697416409
I'm aware of this, but I don't want a Mavis cosplay. I want an actual Mavis.
This is now a Mavis thread.
>>697416456
I actually was thinking of buying her stuff.
my gf 11/10
>>697413366
>boner extended
>>697416488
>I want a real Mavis
This is a total non sequitur! Wanting a real life sexy young vampire does nothing to explain why you insist on damaging Cripsy's reputation here on 4hcan, and exposing her to increasing amounts of hate from the internet!
Why don't you just admit it? You are an annoyed Oldfag who doesn't want to see her on /b/ anymore! Confess, or offer a counterargument!
11/10
This is pretty perfect imo
>>697417031
I have a bit of a headache. I'm going to go brush my teeth then get ready for my nightly Trek episode.
>>697413366
>Anne Frank's goth phase
This bitch that was on scope was 10/10 had a cajun accent too.
>>697417222
>10/10
>those teeth
pfft
>>697417136
Oh my god. The awkward peacing out on threads in the middle of being criticized for causing his waifu problems for his Trek episodes. So much winter 2016 nostalgia.
>>697416601
Doesn't she generally have really low self-esteem and not even understand why she's so popular? I feel like that'd just make her uncomfortable, although I'm sure plenty of other men have done this already.
>>697417136
Fine then, run away, don't offer counterargument. Actions speak louder than words, and we all see the truth here.
I think it's safe to say this is case closed.
>>697407216
I'm in love.
>>697407216
>>697417470
Well not yet. I've still got about 12 mins before I start my episode. I'm on Season 7 now.
As far as her self-esteem, I'm not sure. She seems pretty confident to me.
>>697417504
There's no counterargument, because...you were boring me. Sorry, fam.
>>697405414
>>697407216
>>697408181
Post humans only please.
>>697405414
Fake eyes.
>>697417668
Finally someone respond to my picture. Any idea on who she is?
>>697406646
Woa
>>697417794
I've never talked to her, but there are plenty of screencaps of private convos with her floating around where she's talking about what a piece of shit she is and how she has no IRL friends and doesn't understand why anyone would like her even on the Internet.
>>697411111
>>697409590
To soon
>>697417794
Boredom? A likely excuse! Evidence has been presented, and you have offered no defense. The fate of your waifu is in the hands of 4chan now. May god have mercy on you both.
>>697418054
That's a shame. I think she's a sweet girl with a wonderful personality. Really down to earth and approachable. She's not broken like all the other women these days.
>>697405414
>>697417834
OP said, and I quote "Perfect 10/10 gril."
Given the local vernacular, this can be interpreted to mean that any young woman of agreeable appearance can be posted in this thread. While this could be interpreted to mean exclusively human girls, this specification was never made, and no precedence exists in this case. In the future you may appeal the decision, but for now there is no basis to say that only human girls may be posted!
>>697418483
>Freckles on an Asian
lovely
>>697418675
literal goddess
>>697417794
>>697418271
He beat you fair and square, OP.
>>697418302
>That's a shame. I think she's a sweet girl with a wonderful personality. Really down to earth and approachable. She's not broken like all the other women these days.
Why do you say this? She doesn't post anything substantial about herself beyond pictures, and you've never met her.
>>697413646
Lulz looks like generic dog porn to me. If her send more.
>>697418483
>>697418853
So I talk to her sometimes...
>>697415155
>>697415912
>>697416409
>>697417031
>>697417504
>>697418271
>>697418642
You are the reason I'm here.
>>697418942
Can you please stop? She's horrible
>>697418996
More liek JEWS are the reason why you are here, amirite?
>>697418942
This will be an easy thing to prove if it's true.
>>697419097
>>697419055
I don't think she's horrible but I'm fucking sick of seeing her in almost every thread.
>>697419055
Well, I'm going to go watch my Trek episode anyway.
>>697418642
You take this very seriously.
>>697419206
But I don't hear you saying I'm wrong!
>>697407837
This!
>>697419270
Nigga wat.
see this >>697419107 first, not me but I wanna know
>>697419391
You're wrong.
>>697419391
your wrong
0 clue man I've been looking forever also
>>697419391
I'm wrong
>>697419232
She's actually ugly, anon. Those huge eyes are not good. And her regular smile looks creepy.
>>697413682
wtf I don't have this one. where get?
>>697417901
Mirukawa, powerword: Diana Samoylova.
>>697405414
Actually since most images are reversed she's probably looking to her left.
>>697419893
My fucking messiah
>>697419555
>>697419606
But I'm actually not, right?
>>697419693
Yeah you are.
>>697419893
Where can I get one?
>>697420169
Russia, I believe. Happy hunting.
>>697417668
she's a slavic grill he IG is @mirukawa if i can remeber correctly.
This now a Mirukawa thread.
>>697420714
I'm actually down for that, I've never had a sizable collection of her. Can I nominate Anzu as her VP?
>>697420937
Sure. Why the fuck not.
>>697421105
Dope. This thread pretty much just turned into an /r9k/ colonial outpost, if it wasn't already with all the Crispyfaggotry.
>>697418898
don't stop
Mirukawa over Cripsy any day.
>>697421456
>>697417901
Katya lischina. im not sure
>>697421618
HOLY SHIT BRB GONNA MASTURBATE
>>697421456
Eh. I like them all. I haven't ever really seen all that much of Mirukawa, to be honest. Though that goes for Crispy, too, the small number of pics that do exist of her just get spammed dozens of times a day.
>>697421757
I know that feel. Reminds me of that one time when I first saw this webm, except instead of BRB, I wrote out and posted what I was masturbating to.
>>697421923
Any fans of the gooch?
>>697422067
some of you will know
>>697422155
Who?
>>697422196
More liek some of the JEWS will know, amirite?
>>697422239
Girl from scrubs and garfunkel and oates
>>697411949
Underrated post
>>697421739
Not her. But holy shit.
emma
>>697421456
Come on, dude, post. What happened to "This now a Mirukawa thread"?
>>697422422
You got the wrong emma though
>>697422515
>>697422481
Sorry dude. I was just looking for moar pics.
>>697422693
No worries, then, carry on.
>>697422315
she really got off the chart of weirdness on tbbt
>>697422315
She is a known transniggerphobe.
>>697422812
Just made me want her more tbh
>>697411820
Cant remember her name
>>697422886
What does this even mean?
She's afraid of niggers?
Shes afraid of trans people?
Shes a niggerphobe living in a non niggerphobe's body?
Boxxy.
>>697423091
>2016
>Not even caring enough to know what this means.
Check your cisnig privilege.
>>697422764
Blue or pink hair?
>>697423227
Fuck off, i cant be bothered to keep up with your made up terminology. Either explain or kys.
>>697423380
ya fell for it
>>697423569
>i was only pretending to be retarded.meme
>>697423289
>nose hair
cutecutecute!
>>697423292
Damn. I've never seen blue hair. Got some this-color hair, though. Probably prefer pink, but would have to see more blue to be sure.
>>697423380
>tfw when you want to keep trolling an anon, but don't know enough sjw buzzwords to keep up the ruse for more than two posts
Transnigger / general trans-race is apparently a real thing now, though, according to some faggot college kids. Google that shit, yo.
I remeber when these threads weren't just an excuse for beta stalker retards to post a million pictures of one girl
>>697423657
Can't say I noticed that before, but glad you like.
>>697423665
He didnt say trans nigger though. He said transniggerphobe.
Crispyfags unite!
>>697423665
Or red?
>>697423797
I think they go through period fluctuations. Might have just missed some, but I feel like it's been a while since one of them went in this direction. I'm good either way.
>>697423925
I actually am the "he" you speak of. Transniggerphobes would just be people who think middle class white kids identifying as black people and claiming to be black on the inside is stupid as hell, analogous to "transphobes" for people who feel the same about gender identity crap.
>>697405414
AHAAAHAHAHAAAYYYY LMAO
>>697424030
Probably red or pink.
>>697424217
Sooo normal, because all that trans shit is rediculous.
>>697424352
She could kill my parents and I would still be obsessed with this gril.
>>697423993
>>697424613
>>697424566
Indeed.
Haha, tricked ya, I'm actually an Anzufag. How does it feel to be deceived by someone you trusted?
>>697424957
(Probably not as bad as forgetting to quote the right post, to be honest: >>697424667.)
>>697424784
Although i would fuck a trap if it's passable.
>>697425100
you dissappoint me
>>697424957
Fell in love.
>>697425181
More liek JEWS disappoint you, amirite?
>>697425129
Eh. To each their own. I would if I was on enough of the right drugs, I guess, but that goes for nearly anyone, whether they realize it or not. Although on the other hand, I'd probably be pretty put off by the shittons of self-loathing vibes radiating off of traps if I was high as fuck on MDMA.
>>697425100
who is she?
>>697425274
>>697408515
>literally kill you'reselfe
>kill you'reselfe
>you'reselfe
>>697425909
Her name's written in the image.
>>697426210
Looks kind of like Anzu's mom. Preeeeeeety gross, dude.
>>697425847
Eh the way i see it its still a feminine form begging for my cock. Like i said they'd have to be on HRT and passable AF. Like the only "man" part is the dick.
>>697426033
fuck sorry, i was distracted, she´s super cute
>>697426389
How old are you? I've noticed this seems to be getting to be more and more a mainstream taste for guys currently under 24 or so.
TBH
Humans are ugly with their flat faces, pointy noses that look like someone just stuck a piece of clay on a flat slab, gross kidney shaped ears, weird small irises, bony skeleton bodies with ugly genitals and hair that just extenuates that.
>>697426609
>>697426210
whoever this is, fuck yeah
so does crispy have a boyfriend or what?
>>697426608
This is true. Good thread, fellas. Aside from this samefag and his monster waifu popping in for a sec at the end:
>>697426210
>>697426747
>>697426623
I am 24
>>697427034
swing and a miss
>>697426930
Nope. She's innocent as all fuck, and claims never to have had a crush on anyone or even to be totally sure which sex she finds attractive. Going off to college in New York is going to hit that bitch like a ton of bricks.
>>697426688
her eyes look like they're about to pop out of her skull
>>697405414
Who is she?
>>697419997
No
>>697427400
HOW did you manage read enough of the thread to refute a retard-comment from an hour ago, and somehow miss out on this bitch's identity?
(Crispy/alterhacker, most of the thread was about her.)
>>697427734
only read replies to OP
thanks
>>697424217
more?
>>697428018
No problemo, my niggest crook.
>>697428171
There is, but the thread's hit cap.
>>697428171
Here are her Jewtube, Twatter, and Insta, though:
https://www.youtube.com/user/anzujaamu/videos
https://twitter.com/anzujaamu?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
https://www.instagram.com/anzujaamu/?hl=en
>>697412137
Even if that is a real woman (the evidence seems to be pointing in the other direction), it's not a hot one. She's thumbnail hot. Once you click the thumbnail, she is no longer hot.
However, if you're Mister Magoo you shouldn't let that stop you.
>>697405414
those eyes are the kind of eyes that stare into your soul and molest it
>>697411949
Angel fucking olsen
>>697411989
Was she tall when you met her, she seems tall in her pics?
>>697429203
Feels good, right?
>>697429392
She's 4'11" and weighs like 80 lbs.
>>697428922
the broooooo
>>697416911
Asians are the bomb man
