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For all of you US fags out there, name the state you currently live in and tell us something you dislike about your state. I'll start.

>vermont
>the majority of women don't shave.

Pic unrelated
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>>697404640
dallas tx
shit weed
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Maryland, wannabe hicks
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Utah
Everyone here is either religious or stoned to the point of being useless for fucking anything.
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Virginia, right near DC
all the kids are drugees
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Minnesota
Humidity every day
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Aledo Texas

Too many fucking Mexicans
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NC

too many dumb hick white people that live in constant terror of brown people
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Im not from the US.
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New Jersey
Everybody is a shitty driver
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Kansas, boring as shit here
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>Illinois
>we are 8 billion in debt and have no budget
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Niggerkill,n.c. very quiet town.no crime no drugs just dead niggers.i enjoy the 2nd amendment too much
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Virginia.
Almost every other person has a vanity plate.
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California
Shitty laws
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Arkansas.
It's fucking Arkansas.
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>>697404640
Washington.
A fuck ton of huge faggots, who occupy 10% of the state, decide on laws for the rest of us.
Fucking state is broken.
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NY
It's cold as dick 10 months outta the year and then buggy and humid the rest
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North Dakota.

Everything is boring.
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VA mandatory vehicle inspections
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>Florida
>Every state sucks
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>maryland
>too many niggers
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California, cost of living
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>>697405394
I lived in a small religious town in NC and that shit was so awkward. "Have a blessed day!" at every store from every worker. I couldn't even hit the rec to ball without someone asking me to join the church team. I get buckets in my own name not the lord!
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Lima Ohio, all the damn niggers
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>>697404640
Michigan

Our governor is a dumbass.
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>>697406208
Same. This is what all of the new england fags have to deal with
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>>697406899
Alabama

Same
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>Iowa
>Corn
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New York, our selection of fast food sucks dick.
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>>697404640
Delaware
faggots in rehoboth
niggers everywhere else
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>>697404640
rural georgia
shit internet and overly religious people
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>>697404640
>Texas
>Rednecks
>heat
>Horse shit
>Cow shit
>Animal shit
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>>697404640
>Arizona
> Monsoon season is during the peak of summer.
"At least it's a dry heat." ~ Some Asshole.
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Illinois
Chicago
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>>697404640
WV
No jobs. Too many fat people. Shitty genetics...ugly people. Too many people addicted to opioids so they break into homes and just generally steal shit. Shitty roads. Poor people everywhere. The fucking horrible hillbilly accent.
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>Texas

Holier than thou nit picking which rules to follow but since I still go to church on Sunday I'm better than you Christians everywhere.
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>>697406002
Little Rock is based, son

move away for a while, you'll see
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South Carolina
Best state on the map
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>South Carolina
>Nothing but retarded rednecks everywhere all the time
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Texas, the heat, and the fact that it takes at least two and a half hours to get anywhere significant.
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florida
Nobody speaks fucking english
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>>697407738
The heat also blows but the very mild winters are a nice trade off. Aside from that I love my state. Awesome food, plenty of jobs and hot white and Latina women everywhere.
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Indiana
Barely anyone knows it and the south of it is rednecks and the north is basically the north east of the U.S.A.
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>>697404640
Texas
Its Texas.
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New Mexico
Everything
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>>697408302
What part of FL you in? This state is literally a melting pot of people that aren't from Florida. Nothing but new yorkers where i live
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>>697408233
Move to one of the 4 large cities in Texas already you boonie living hick.
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>>697408519
South Florida
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>>697405628
And the school system I live near almost got shut down this year from lack of funds
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>>697404640
Also vermont
Most of the women are ugly
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Massachusetts

The drivers.
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>>697408514
CT
Governor is special needs
"Constitution State" yet so many of our laws are borderline unconstitutional
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>>697404640
>Illinois
Niggers, not even kidding.
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>>697404640
North Carolina
>everyone is a redneck
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OP hear
Forgot to mention that vermont has 0 memorable resturants to visit. All that can be remembered in our state is fucking ben and jerrys
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>>697407047
Grew up there.
Pigs too.
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>>697408840
I hear you guys don't have many niggers. What's that like? Sounds pretty sweet.
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>>697408840
Finally another vermont fag. I thought I was the only one
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>>697404640
North Carolina
Women are obsessed with pegging here.
I don't get it
>Willy up the bum cunts
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North Carolina--
Its so boring here
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NC

>the traffic in Raleigh
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Louisiana

Duck Dynasty + Swamp People = We're literally the laughing stock of the U.S.'

Also, mosquitoes.
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>>697408996
Ben and jerrys is in my hometown
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>>697408996
Worthy burger bro and im from CT
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>>697406177
Ha, sucks for you, fucker. Life is pretty great western side of the Cascades. ....except for the 9 months of rain a year.
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>>697409098
To replace them, we have ugly trannies and refugees
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New York
The stupid fucking SAFE Act.
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>>697409143
ay same
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>wisonsin
cold as fuck winters, most of the time hot as fuck summers
then again, every year I go to salt lake city utah during the winter it gets to -20 Fahrenheit on the mountains.
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North Florida

Redneck fucks everywhere
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>>697409210
What town do you live in OP?
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>>697404640
Illinois.
My taxes, and how I can see the county doing nothing with them. $3,350/year and they still tried to charge our entire neighborhood a deductible to fix the roads.
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>new york
>tourists
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New York

NYSAFE
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Mississippi
>niggers
>rednecks
>pluses: Ole Miss has some ridiculously hot women
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Minnesota
yaahh
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>>697405394
NC to many brown people reducing standards of living
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>>697409295
What is the safe act?
>>697409496
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Hot women = 1st and 2nd cousins
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>>697409403
I live in FL too. My town consists of old people waiting to die, drug addicts, rednecks, and black people. It's been established those who stay here never leave and just work dead end jobs until you're ready to die yourself
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>>697409682
they can't own these
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>>697406805
Oh shit, What county? Also same, I cant stand this place, im moving north or west one of the two btw 336 here.
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Texas
All these wanna be country ass pussies walking around.
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>>697405180
hey there fellow utahn
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>>697409868
Damn, I feel sorry for you neighbor
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>>697409886
>>697409387
252
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>PA
>god awful roads
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>>697405394
It's not like Blacks and Hispanics commit violent crime at greater rates or utilize a greater proportion of social services.

>>697405575
What is with that? Your drivers are so stupid NJ outlawed self service gas stations because of all the people that drove off with the pump hanging off their tanks.
>>697409295
M'nigguh
>>697409682
"Assault" Weapons Ban
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Kentucky.
>what.
>the.
>actual.
>fuck..
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Oklahoma

Corrupt cops and judges and most of all, mary fallin
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Hawaii
Fucking humid all the time, and when it's not humid, it's a dismal volcanic fog
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>>697407800
Not OP, but anywhere other than NWA is actual garbage. Conway is probably the only slightly comparable city in the rest of the state.
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Nevada
Too many niggers and the heat is just fucking awful.
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>>697404640
North Carolina: influx of these goddamned fucking yankees. Older white rich entitled new jersey cunts....all of my rage
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>>697410217
Parts of kentucky are beautiful. And Lexington isn't that bad.
Plus I met a waitress in Paris that looked just like Aubrey Plaza. Fapped to her memory a bunch of times.
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>>697410402
>North Carolina: influx of these goddamned fucking yankees. Older white rich entitled new jersey cunts....all of my rage
THIS, NC here
You mother fuckers in the North need to stay there.
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>>697405622
How's Comcast treating you?
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Michigan

All the used cars I want to buy are rusted to shit
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Minnesota
all the fuckin somalis
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Massachusetts

The weather
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>>697406811
Fact!

Ohio here. I dislike Toledo all the way to Cleveland.
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>>697404640
Indiana
Mike Pence
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>>697410067
Shit, yeah im sure you do get descrimnated over there, I dont know but the rednecks and the blacks here get along surprisingly, but the other thing about about NC is the amount of divorced parents. Literally half of my class back in HS had only one or none of their original parents.
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>>697407738
Which part of Texas?
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>>697410358
>Too many niggers
I have a bud that lives out in one of the suburbs of Paradise/Vegas- it's all White/Indian gun owners and silicon valley workers.

Where do you live?
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>>697409143
Kek. What makes you think they are obsessed with pegging? Did you have a bad experience, anon?
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>>697405628
>>697407563
>>697408966
>>697409429
Central Illinois

flat nigga
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>>697410763
South East part of Las Vegas.
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>>697410450
That you for my (you).
It sustains my life force.
Not one asshat in this state can drive.
Every person is obsessed with basketball teams and are constantly trying to get me to root for theres. Fuck you and fuck basketball.
So many niggers.
Even more wiggers.
And the abysmal gaggle fuck of lazy pieces of shit is astonishing.
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>>697409098
It's good I guess. All our black people are college dork blacks. I work in construction during summer, so we still get a few mexicans. What most people don't know is how bad French Canadians are. They're like jersey asshats meets french fagginess
>>697409115
802 life. I'm in burlington now, so life is meh
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>>697409143
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>>697409143
>Women are obsessed with pegging here.
A-are you trying to advertise your state to me?

>Gun rights
>Kinky sex
>Low taxes
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>>697404640
Maine
Too many damn trees
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>>697409406
I'm not op. Originally from waterbury vt, but I'm in burlington for school now
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Illinois
Can't go out to get a fucking burrito at 4AM without having gang members flash me down with gang signs, or have prostitutes trying to get into my car
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>>697405930
I second that!
Fuck cuckass Jerry Brown. There's a reason Linda Ronstadt left him!
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>>697407859
I wouldnt have believed you unless I went to Lake Jocassee. Upstate is great.
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>>697410978
Lucky. I live in essex junction and you cannot go past one fucking night of rest without a train chugging by with it's loud ass horn.
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>>697404640
georgia
place is like 60% chimps i swear to god
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NYC, I miss the twin towers
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>>697404640
Washington

Hipsters and fags
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Washington (state). It is good actually.
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>Illinois
>It's Illinois

I shouldn't have to say anymore.
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>>697409143
Did a New Age feminist Cosby you?
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Massachusetts

The jobs went bye-bye
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>>697404640
Colorado, its great! Quit fucking moving here!
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Maryland
Baltimore
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New Jersey
Is mostly a polluted, crowded little shithole. Taint of the N.E. USA.
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>>697404640
>California
>The people here are maybe a bit too far left
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>>697405064
Only other fellow marylander that ive seen on here
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>>697409951
Greetings, fellow stoner
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>>697411353
Dankest state
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>>697404640
Texas
Not California
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Texas, too many thotties
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>>697404640
Don't shave the bush or all together just don't fucking shave?
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>>697411359
Which part?

Also, wdyt about buying a plot of land in PA and setting down a trailer?
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>>697411353
Second that! Get the fuck out of our state! Where in CO are you?
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Michigan

Niggers.
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PA (transplanted not too long ago)
Too many wanna be southern rednecks(confederate flag waiving Trump lovers)
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Idaho
It's full of rednecks and sjws
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>>697408509
Hell Yes
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>>697411507
Bitches look like bigfoot in my area. Not only the bush, but every inch of their flesh has not been shaved.
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>>697407686
Move out of the sticks to Morgantown, Lewisburg, Wheeling, or Fayetteville you fucking idiot
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>>697405296
really? I never would have guessed that.
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Dallas, TX
nobody knows how to fucking drive
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>>697406996
Alabama as well. Fuck this shit state.
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Washington

Whitney bitches moving up here from California. Stay the fuck out of my state if you hate the rain so much.
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>>697411199
I know there's another btard who lives in south burlington, but I've never met him. Just seen him a couple times in meet up threads but they always 404
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>>697404640
California and i want to genocide all the hippies
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>>697404939
SImilar Houston has weed thats pretty good but cost 20 a G.
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>>697411768
Have you ever considered that outside Philadelphia, the default population was working class conservative Whites?

That perhaps they are not 'wannabees', but appear so to transplants like yourself?
>>697411750
Just wait for the next drought, ergo the next influx of Califugees.
>>697411779
That's.. an odd mix. Do they both generally keep to their quarters or do they intermingle?
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>>697411884
>Move out of the sticks

I hope to soon. I'm going to completely leave the state.
And all those places have all those problems I listed.
Lewisburg and Fayetteville...not the sticks. Holy shit. good one dude.
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>>697412033
>whiney
Fucking autocorrect
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> Upstate NY
> Too many fucking rednecks
> SAFE Act
> Ghetto / Boondocks / Trailer Parks Everywhere
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Detroit

too many niggers
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California
fuckin spics goddamn
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Colorado
Fucking Trasnplants
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>>697404640
OHIO
CINCINNATI

GENTRIFICATION IS NOT FAST ENOUGH
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>>697404640
>New York
>The winters are long, cold, and fucking miserable
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>>697405064
>>697406706
>>697411358
>>697411402
Maryland
Everyone assumes you want to eat crabs all the time.
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>>697412217
You can thank NYC for part of the upstate exodus of the homeless, drug users, and displaced groups due to gentrification.

Rumor has it Giuliani literally sent them up by the vanload.
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>>697412196
>>697412319
Born in Boulder, was okay until fucking transplants came for the weed and skiing.
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>>697412217
From what I've gathered on the internet...basically everybody in NY hates the SAFE act except the faggots in NYC.
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San Diego, CA
Expensive, no housing, no jobs, & too many Midwesterners in the army clogging up the road merging at 40 mph
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rhode island; this time of year, for every local, there's 100 tourists
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>>697410491
They have totally taken over small quiet coastal towns and now everybody's taxes are getting raised. Wilmington here. I could go on and on. Long Island and New Jersey transplanted cancers are the worst.
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Washington state.

This state is polluted with homosexuals and tweakers.
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>>697412207
I lived in Morganton for a year. It's honestly a cool little town if you like to stick to yourself. Just so many religious people they try to suck you in I swear
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>>697410594
Thank George Bush 1 for that.
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>>697409240
I live on the wet side. I'm in one of the northern counties. Our way of life is not the same as the people who live in Seattle or Tacoma.
We should be separated from the urban areas. You get your faggot mayor, and I get my freedom.
No issues with how you want to live. It's just not feasible in my community
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OP here.

In my shitty state, and new england, winter lasts until the begining of may
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Oregon, dislike all the weed 530 smokers Tolking, 4 life Orakai down with the klowns, Korn is the best band eva 4 gettin meth Brownsville weed toewn.
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>Texas
>Other fucks from Texas in here.
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Michigan
Niggers moving from Detroit and slowly ruining the southeastern part of the state.
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>Wyoming

Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Florida
Fucking tourists and Trump fags
I'm not really rooting for anyone but the Trump guys are the worst
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>>697404640
Texas
Lots of wannabe cholos
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>>697407108
At least there is five guys. They're pretty common.
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>>697404640
Michigan.
Not enough better wage jobs.
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>>697409682
>>>697409295
>What is the safe act?


GOOGLE it mother fucker
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>>697412490
Oh I fucking know. Heroin and crack is fucking rampant up here. 3 new trailer parks (all filled with confederate flag waving hicks who drive mud trucks) were set up in the last 5 years, at least 6 dealers that sell tar in my town.
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>>697409682
It defines more weapons as being assault weapons so they fall under the ban from 1994. It applies to semi auto or faster. The first qualifying characteristic is a detachable magazine. If it doesn't have one of those then it cannot be an assault weapon. Then, if it has any one additional "assault" characteristic, then it is banned. This includes: foregrip, pistol grip, collapsible stock, thumb hole stock, folding stock, automatic or burst fire, flash hider, or front barrel shielding so as to be able to hold the barrel to assist with the firing of the weapon. Those are most but not all of the attributed considered to be "assault" attributes. Now tell me, why ban weapons that account for 2 percent of the shooting deaths in the nation? Not a single lawmaker is targeting pistols but those claim drastically more lives than full sized rifles ever could.
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>>697410713
lolz
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Colorado
Shit ton of people who just moved in to smoke as much as they want.
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Texas

Weather
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>>697404640
>Fort Collins, Colorado

Too many pretentious hipsterfags and cucks
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>>697411875
jeezz, the bush I don't mind but but hairy legs and pits are a major no no
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>>697413732
yeah but you guys keep our clocks right, so there's that.
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>>697413845
Face too
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>>697413548
This.
only place to experience all the seasons in one day.
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Connecticut
Our governor is the 2nd least liked in the entire country.
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California

SJWs
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>>697414071
How bad is winter in your state
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>>697405413
apparently because you can't read engrish. op said US fags, not foreign fags...
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>>697404640
Washington State

Most of the women here are libtards
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>>697404640
Florida, drivers are shit
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>>697412558
I am familiar with this. I went to visit Wilmington about 13 or so years ago because my company was relocated jobs down there to avoid the union.

It was a cool place and I still like it but I have visited about 20 times since then and it has changed with all of us yankees.
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>>697408658
like miami i bet. fucking spics took that state over years ago. i used to hate driving a semi down there, had a beaner try to play chicken with me once.
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>>697405296
Except during the winter. Then it's dry as fuck.
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>>697411073
10/10 would take up ass
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>>697411584
I make the trip from Farmers and Subdevelopments to Drunk Rutgers Students every day
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California

Expensive as shit. People are either too stupid to know they're stupid or too smart to not be a cunt.
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>>697405287
Virginia right by DC. Traffic. Fuck you traffic.
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>>697410594
MN fag here, can confirm.
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>>697411888

10,000 swamp- uh,... I mean, lakes? Yeah it gets humid.
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California

Fucking MEXICANS
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So fucking true
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>>697404640
GA, Niggers
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>>697404640
California

Far too many niggers. Don't mind the spics, they've never done anything to me.
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>>697415116
I lived in California for a few months when I was a safety manager, and that is so fucking true. Beaners everywhere.
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>NY
>Guns are illegal.
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>>697412196
Being that PA is in the north and I am on the NY/PA border, I would consider them wannabees. The confederacy consisted of southern states and PA "ain't" one of them!

The confederacy flag is the flag of southern traitorous invaders to the state of PA.
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>>697415060
I bet you guys probably have a few mosquitoes too dontcha?
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>>697410594
They smell like shit and multplied like fucking ants
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Everett Washington

Heroin is literally everywhere
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>Utah
>Ugly ass PT Cruisers everywhere
May god help these mormon fags find a better taste in anything
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Washington. I hate seattle fags. Thinking they are so great while they are paying out the ass in rent. Motherfuckers. I love Seattle but fuck. Those people annoy the shit out of me.
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Oregon tired of hearing how I a white male ruined the world/lives of all them special snowflakes.

At least no niggers here...
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>>697416221
Monmors are kind of disgusting.
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>>697405064

Baltimore "area" here. Take a fucking guess.
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>>697416358
Kinda???
THEY ARE.
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>>697411750
SW, grew up on the front range, waaaay too fucking crowded now
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>>697416221
Fucking mormons are cringe cancer
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>>697416609
ooga booga?
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>>697416609
Niggers?
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>Ohio
>It's Ohio
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>>697416782
It's horrid being AROUND them.
Every Mormon i know Beats their kids and thinks going to church will make up for it
>Send Help
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>>697411768
I live in jersey, but went to school in PA and have been throughout most of the state.

I will say, there are a shit ton of legitimate white trash rednecks in most of PA. Poconos people in particular are very terrifying.
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>>697416645
Went into lower Idaho, basically utah to play on the dunes over there. We stayed in a town called Rexburg (right next to a BYU campus). Trust me when I tell you, never go there. Everyone looks inbred as fuck, their eyes super far apart. I was down there with my brothers and we starded calling them monmors so they wouldn't here us talking about them.
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>>697415025
Virginia right by DC. Seconded. Also fuck the greenway and Dulles toll road for being so price gouging and being the only thing that moves close to the beltway...
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>>697417036

worse than niggers tho?
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>>697417036
And they are all on fucking pills. Not that most of America isn't, but a lot of mormons (especially housewives) are on the pills.
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>>697417036
I used to work with a mormon and he was awesome. Of course, he used to drink and smoke cigs and weed, do coke too. So I don't think he was a real strict one. He was a blast to go to strip clubs with. He had a great sense of humor and really made the evening fun.
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>>697407047
Iowafag here as well. The worst thing about Iowa is how progressive we look from the outside yet the people are shitty as hell, especially in southern Iowa. I live in Bettendorf now but I'm moving to Burlington...which is as bad as Missouri.
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Oregon

Filled with shit hipsters snd sjws.
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>>697417267
A lot go to church to make up for their failings. Kinda like Catholics but less guilt and alcohol.
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>>697417267

a "liberal mormon" kek
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>>697417204
In all honesty, I must say so.
All the kids here get on drugs at an early age because they think it'll 'get back at their parents' for making them believe in god. and forcing them into a religion they couldn't give two shits about.
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>>697417433
Still better than niggers.
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>>697417433

thought it was mostly portland. whole state huh?
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>>697417433
Heard western Oregon is all unshowered sjws and their cucks
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Michigan

Basic insurance for 15 year old car is close to $1000 a year.

Had a new car in California that was half of that for good insurance.
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>>697408658
Currently living in Miami, can confirm, is shit
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Iowanon here. Too much corn, like absurd amounts.
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>>697417721
Fake and gay. Try again next summer, fag.
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>Ohio
Rust belt = boring as shit
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>>697406341
Me too. Where you at? I'm in Bis/Man.
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I live in the state of confusion. The thing I dislike about it is, what was the question again?
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>>697417696
No just Portland and I-5 corridor but that's 90% of the population, the rest of the state is boring farmland and nature parks.
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>>697417622
Niggers are Super SJWs these days. A lot of the batshit SJWs I know are "militant black feminists".
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>CA
>Weed isn't legal yet
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>florida
>beaners everywhere
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Idaho, theres meth everywhere. And degenerate assholes.
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>>697417622
Amen to that, living in portland i dont have to worry as much about chimps stealing my car or breaking into my house
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Oklahoma
Fucked up liquor laws
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>>697417911
you were going to show us your tits if you're a girl, or someone elses if you're not.
i like tits.
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>>697417955
I think you mean Cubans.
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>>697417941
it's not? has the news been lying to me. I thought you guys legalized that shit years ago.
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>>697417562

here ya. I'm sure hollywood gets a lot of their rebellious 18 year old girls from mormon backgrounds. stripping/porn...like I needed to type that.
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>>697417911
What're you Like, 12?
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>>697417841
And the humidity omg. I legit feel bad for poorfags in Iowa, not having AC would be shitty.
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>>697418078
You think coobans don't eat beans?!?!?
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>>697418113
Legal to own small amount not sell. It's not like it's hard to find a dealer though.
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Texas
Too fucking hot
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Ohio

Shittiest sports fans ever.

Throw beer bottles at football games, cheer when their own players are injured, think every year they are great even though ever year they suck.

When Lebron had his decision special, tons of cleveland bars and fans held parties in anticipation of celebration. When he decided to leave, they all got pissed, burned his jerseys, talked about how arrogant he was for having a decision show (when they were having decision parties). Then he comes back years later and they act like nothing happened.

Also, the hardcore asshole ohio state fans are almost entirely high school dropout level rednecks that never set foot on campus.
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>>697418226

huh. I wouldn't have thought the humidity is bad in that part of the country.
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>Nebraska
>Everyone pretends that they're country. I actually live in the country and hate it.
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>>697417875
fag
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>>697418257
Cubans can't even afford air
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Wisconsin
If its not 40 Below its 90 and humid
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>>697407517
don't forget are harsh laws
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>>697411584
In any given day, I drive between Crumbling Industry, Happy White Families, Farms and Army Bases, and worse than detroit
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>>697418133
Wouldn't surprise me. If I was an 18 year old mormon girl, I'd be blowing guys at a stop for bus money and walk to the next state to get at my parents and feel alive. These people are fucking wild and look like platic families you see on chef boyardee commercials.
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>>697418356
Sportfags in most states suck
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>>697410310
Maui fag here, the fucking humidity sucks, cost of living sucks, and the shitty drivers...everything else is pretty fucking awesome tbh
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>>697417938
Well also milwauke, gresham, troutdale, pdx, salem, eugene, lincon city and a few other cities
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>>697418420
It's god awful dude. Midwestern weather is shit. Sunmer is hot and humid, like ballsack stuck to the leg bad. Winter is drier than fuck and really cold. Minnesota, Missouri, Illinois, Wisconsin, Dakotas, you all know what I mean. And fucking Nebraska too. Atleast I don't live there.
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Awful pro football teams
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California

Same weather every fucking day for months on end.

Surprising number of creepy religious people.

There is a stoplight for every road and every parking lot entrance. Enjoy stopping 6 times to travel one mile, even late at night when there is no traffic and businesses are closed.

Also, tiny ass yards and no water.
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>>697413015
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OP here.

Nobody knows that vermont exists because there is nothing remotely significant about vermont besides jew sanders and maple syrup
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>>697407221
south Georgia
dont forget all the niggers
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new york

live in a gross rust-belty city
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>>697409240

I'm with this fag. Its pretty nice here. I can't make friends here tho because I don't do meth like the rest of the kids my age
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Michigan

It's just a smaller shittier Canada.
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>Penssylvania
>Within driving distance of NYC and NJ
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>>697419268
You mispelled vermont there, bud
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>>697406002
Fayetteville is dope as fuck
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>>697410763
I lived in Vegas for 16 years. It was pretty nice when I was a kid, but the smog seemingly got worse and I had to travel to North Las Vegas everyday for school. I had to drop my friend off at his house one night in the heart of North Town, and there was a young prostitute getting arrested in front of his neighborhood. This shanty house next to his was all dilapidated and arsonists partially torched the place. I'm glad I moved out, but still miss the place in some aspects. Also, the heat blows.
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>>697412587
Oregon here also tons of tweakers
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>>697415722
Stop we are not Sarah Palin she's from Alaska
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PA

>Proximity to New Jersey and Jew York.
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>>697414284
If you happen to see this...

It's super variable. It can be in the upper 60s one day and 20 and snowing the next.
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>>697411219
we do live in the nigger belt
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>>697405622

>kansas
>the weather changes to way too much and crappy state governer
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St. Louis, MO

Lots of niggers and bosnians
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>>697409565
sup MS bro
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>>697406177
Washington. 90% of the state is made up of ignorant hicks.
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>>697404640
I don't live in a state.
It's better than most of the states I've lived in.
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>Idaho
>Too many fucking mormons
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Colorado
There's basically another housing bubble in Denver forming because everyone keeps moving here and driving costs up.
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>>697406177
i mean at least they gave you legal bud, we are still figuring that out in vermont
>not OP
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>>697419823
Like the word "dontcha" is never uttered there with that super annoying accent? come on.
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>>697406511
this is most states champ
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