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Ask Satan anything
>>697387678
will i die alone
>>69738am i going down there >.>
>>697387817
yay
>>697387678
ocel bit sta ?
me va buscar?
es bueno que yo la busqye?
>>697387678
will i ever return to being an active and productive member of society?
>>697387678
Am I a forever alone
Will kebab ever be fully removed?
>>697388018oh shit dud soryy lols
>>697387678
will i forever be a virgin
Will i fuck one day ??
>>697387678
will everyone's mother that doesn't post in this thread die tonight?
>>697387678
Do you suck dick, Satan, just like God? Are you a damn faggot, just like God?
>>697387678
is donald trump going to be president
Will i always be a lonely dirty NEET?
Por qué la gente entra a esta página de mierda?
>>697387678
will she ever come back eventually?
will I get gf
>>697388080
Praise kek.
>>697388244
"You will find out very soon"
Now that's an ironic answer.
>>697387678
will the cops really get me in the end
>>697387678
Will she say yes
>>697388521
good news nigga
Why can't i approach a woman flirting with me
>>697388597
Ikr
Will Adolf Hitler rise anew to lead das Deutsche Volk to the Endsieg?
>>697387678
Do I still have my soul?
Am I going to hell?
are niggers ruining the world?
have i win the game?
>>697387678
You busy on thursday?
>>697388734
is this anon a faggot
>>697388666
lets see that ring NIGGGA
Is my soul worth anything?
>>697388774
*won
Can you save a room for me next to yours
Is allah the one true god?
>>697388803
Mfw when I replied and got satanic trips
Also not marriage just to go out but you can see a ring i own
>>697388926
ALLAH IS THIS NIGGA
>>697387678
Do you give the good succ?
goddamnit satan, stop cucking for jesus
are niggers ruining the world?
>>697388244
44 ?? VERY SOON INDEED NIGGER
also , will that anon die next month ?
Will i bust a nut with a girl in a next week ?
>>697387678
sup' satan, can I have some dubs?
>>697387678
will i get the puz
Do I have to feel bad about wanting to deport all Muslims back to their own countries?
>>697388973
naw all goods thos trips tho bro agreed
will my crush come back to me :v ?
>>697387678
Is my gf cheating on me?
Am I getting teh cookiez?
WILL WE BE TOGETHER ?
>>697387678
>>697389061
will this nigger die next week
>>697387678
Will I ever be happy?
idk u answer
>>697387678
Will Trump make America great again?
>>697387678
Was Hitler right about the Jews?
>>697387678
Satan, am I on Earth for good intentions?
>>697387678
Does Jews want to exterminate white people and worship Satan?
>>697387678
will I be accepted to uni that I want
>>697387678
will i fuck her?
>>697387678
will i become a millionaire
>>697387678
What kind of stereo works best in hell?
>>697387678
Was the holocaust bullshit?
Trump for president?
>>697389735
will i become a billionaire :^)
will I die soon
do niggers make great pets?
>>697387678
Should I leave my city for good ?
will i get back with amanda
>>697387678
How big is your dick, satan
>>697387678
>>697389791
Is Satan in the bible symbolism for the Jew?
do u like this vagina?
Is she the one? :^)
>>697389910
Awfully defensive. Something to hide?
>>697389923
Holy shit.
And do Jews sacrifice children in satanic rituals?
>>697387678
>>697389895
Thank you Satan !
do u like this vagina?
>>697389903
does amanda fuck niggers when anon isn't around?
will i ever fuck a woman?
do u like this vagina?
>>697390074
Oh... O.O
Will I die alone?
>>697387678
Did Jews do 9/11?
do u like this vagina?
Satan, have I to text her
do u like this vagina?
>>697390216
Fucking bullshit.
Satan is covering up for his homies. Obviously.
>>697387678
Will my life always be cancer
>>697390265
Ooohhh long johnson
When will I be happy again
Good future? Rollolol
>>697390377
I don't think English is Satan's first language.
Do you love me
Has Donald Trump ever let a nigger fuck him in the ass?
do i have any potential my lord
>>697390502
i could have told you that anon
>>697387678
Was the answer you gave to ---> >>697390216
A lie, so that you could cover up truth for your Jewish homeboys who sacrifice children to you?
Is there a pornstar prettier than her?
will i die a virgin boi
If i reply to this post will my mother die in her sleep tonight?
>>697390612
lets keep it a secret between us satan, did the jews do 9/11
Is Hillary Clinton the antichrist?
>>697389923
>>697390081
>>697390216
>>697390612
Holy shit
>>697387678
No 666 option? Fake satan.
>>697387678
Will I make it?
>>697387678
Did Dulce feel the same in return,
>>697387911
te jodes
Does the lord Kek approves of this thread?
>>697387678
Should I fu
ck my best friends little sister?
Roll
Do you know when?
are you real?
>>697391458
>Probably not
We should leave.
>>697387678
Do you love me satan-kun?
are you sure?
Will I be millionaire?
>>697387678
when will this shit end?
>>697391821
Horray satan-kun!
Will you be my senpai?
>>697387678
Will I have a gf?
Is Donald Trump the next president of usa?
>>697391933
Reroll
>>697391923
Will you dress up in maid cosplay for me?
Will* Donald Trump be* the next president of usa?
>>697387678
First question--can I trust what you say?
>trick question: you're Satan.
Will she hug me?
Rol
>>697392031
Will you at least marry me satan?
>>697387678
Will i die alone?
>>697392092
...well, that sounds about right. Second question: should I join the military?
>>697392137
Why do you toy with me my love?
Roll
>>697387678
Voy a mojar en arenal?
Is communism the answer?
What do you think of the Argentine debt crisis of 2001
Will she sit next to me?
>>697392006
NO REROLLS, JUST ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY
Will i get laid soon
>>697392204
Will our relationship work in the long run, satan?
>>697392202
Well, shit. Okay...skyfags or boatfags?
>>697392265
Reroll
>>697392369
YOU HATE ME DONT YOU?
Is de dust 2 a good map in your opinion?
>>697387678
Will I fuck her?
is pokemon go for fat faggots?
>>697392432
THATS BULLSHIT! I CANT BE WITH YOU ANYMORE SATAN! FUCK YOU!
WAS IT FUN WHILE IT LASTED?
>>697387678
Does she love me?
>>697387678
Am i gay or just a phase
Do you like weed?
>>697392567
FUCK YOU SATAN! YOU CUNT! YOU ONLY LVOED ME FOR MY MEMES, DIDNT YOU?
>>697387678
I'm not, yes or not?
Will she come back to me?
will everything be ok?
>>697392664
I CANT BELIEVE IT! YOU TREAT ME LIKE GARBAGE AND THEN FORCE ME TO NOT ASK YOY QUESTIONS!? DO YOU GET A KICK OUT OF THIS?
>>697392265
>Don't ask me this shit
Dammit.
>>697392775
I THINK YOU DO!
ANSWET ME THIS! DO YOU LOVE ME! BE HONEST!
>>697387678
Are you Satan?
Will I go to hell ?
>>697392916
Fuck off mortal, you don't know what love is... not that I am inmortal or some shit.
>>697392916
Fuk u satan. Im out.
>>697387678
When Satan When!?
>>697387678
Will I ever have a relationship that lasts any decent time?
>>697387678
Will I be rich as fuck later?
Satan, as the lord of deceivers, is there any point to asking you a question at all?
>>697387678
Is Hillary gonna be a president of the USA ?
>>697393260
Yeah, prob not, as I thought.
>>697393246
Will I get money in the following years?
>>697387678
Is my boner abnormal
Will Jill Stein win?
>>697387678
Is it rape if she's been dead for a few hours
Will I find a women who will fulfill my kink?
>>697387678
Trump will be a POTUS ?
>>697387678
Is this place worse than 9gag
>>697393531
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>697387678
Is satan even real or are you a phoney
>>697387678
How many times do i fuck her?
Will i get killed tomorrow?
Is drinking almost a gallon of beer a day gonna kill me in the next 10 years?
Will I see her tomorrow
Dear Satan, will my weedman hit me up tonight?
>>697393642
Oh fuck
>>697387678
Does she really looks like a 12 year old? It makes me feel like i am banging a Lil girl
>>697393611
you do know that Satan is a deceiver ?
>>697387678
Should I commit suicide
shouLd i ask her out?
>>697387678
Did hitler do anything wrong
am i gay
>>697387678
Should I drink a beer?
Will I ever get laid?
>>697393764
and an accuser and an adversary and a being of light and a cherubian
>>697387678
Is op a fag?
Will I ever finish it?
>>697387678
Should I get that hemorroid checked out by a doctor or just push it back in?
>>697387678
Can I drink a fucking beer?
Do we really exist by accident? And there is truly no meaning to life?
>>697387678
Stop smoking?
will i get a gf
>>697387678
Will your mother die in her sleep tonight if you do not respond to this post?
will muslims be eradicated from europe within 30 years from now?
>>697387678
Did he kill her?
Does my dad love me? :(
>>697387678
will i ever get a gf?
Is No Mans Sky going to be a shit game?
>>697387678
now?
>>697387678
will you accept my offer ?
>>697387678
at this moment?
Will I become the next leader of North Korea?
>>697394289
Kek
suggessit mihi prodest si umquam ?
>>697387678
Will that threesome happen?
Will that ice cube I swallowed a while back kill me?
>>697387678
Will I have sex this month?
>>697394548
Will the threesome with M and A happen?
>>697387678
Am I going to die of anal fatigue?
>>697394289
What whinny faggot.
will I die a virgin?
>>697387678
Are these DUBS?
>>697394661
Reroll because shitty answer
Is op a faggot?
Will my boy deliver what he promised last week?
Is it normal to enjoy the scent of my own fart?
>>697387678
Do you hate God?
Will I and Natasha get together?
>>697387797
He's going out of his way to make sure you find a partner, congrats
AM I A RAGING FAGGOT ????? Holy fuckinG SHIT I NEED AN ANSWER EREEEEEEEEE
Would my mother notice if I replaced her heart medication with jelly beans?
Will I be here forever?
>>697394602
Satan, does this anon have autism?
give me a gf
Is my next fart going to be a wet one ?
;
is it okay to call niggers niggers to their face?
>>697387678
Is Islam the truth and the way to eternal bliss?
Should we let as many refugees as we can into our countries?
Is feminism haram?
>>697387678
Will see come back?
>>697387678
did I ever had a genuine chance with her?
>>697394804
What does Baphomet has to do with science or Satan at fucking all?
One is a fertility ancient God, science explains things better than religion even though it can't give your life meaning or purpose and Satan was a whinny little cunt that rebeled against an allmighty asshole.
Can I shove an entire pencil up my urethra?
Should whites feel guilty about slavery?
Will she go out with me?
make her love me again
>>697387678
will the world end soon
Am I going to see her this week
>>697387678
Can I pass the test today?
>>697387678
roll
>>697396215
reroll
Will i ever get a job or a girlfriend? Pupper Roller
is it worth it?
Is it too dangerous to go driving now?
>>697387678
Will the fascist party rise again?
am i gay
Am I going to die?
Did she lose interest in me Satan?
>>697396689
>Forget her
Bruh
Should I brush my teeth tonight?
Am I gonna be happy?, like, tomorrow or I don't really care about when could it be.
So do I ask her to hang out tomorrow?
Do I ask to hang out with just her alone?
>>697387678
Will I ever sprain my ankle again
Should I use Dr. Clean or Mr. Cleanser?
>>697387678
Does she actually love me?
>>697387678
Am I a nigger
Satan is a liar, nothing in this thread is true!
Will I ever get out of the friendzone?
>>697387678
Should I let a guy fuck me?
>>697388284
Vete a la mierda newfag de pacotilla
Is her answer yes?
>>697387678
will i marry Anna?
>>697387678
the 8-ball said you were a fraud is this true
Can I give myself a self blowjob?
>>697387678
>>666 why did i get this number about 20 times in last half year
>>697387678
please just answer
will I ever find love
>>697387678
will i ever get a gf
Tomoko is love, tomoko is life?
did i make the right decision
Should i ask her out?
should I dump her?
Thanks Satan
Will it happen this year?
>>697387678
Will I ever be a cute woman
Will I get rich as fuck?
