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ALRIGHT YOU LAZY WANKERS, LISTEN UP! WE HAVE A BIG ORDER TO FILL AND YOU TWATS NEED TO GET CRACKING!

WE NEED:
>5 dubs
>3 trips
>2, 69's
>and 1, 666
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>>697371636
One order of dubs coming right up sir!
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>>697371784
My mistake sir! Here they are!
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>>697371636
1 69 coming up, chef!
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check mine
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>>697371636
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>>697371636
https://youtu.be/v6U5_F-V_jg

https://youtu.be/Ex5IdX9RszY

SAY WHAT GORDEN?
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>>697372008
GORDUN
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>>697371876
YOU FUCKING DONKEY
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It's just coming chef!
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>>697371998
YOU BLODDY WANKER, IT'S FUCKING RAW
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heres a barely cooked plate of dubs chef
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I fucked up didnt I
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>>697371636
YES CHEF !!
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Let me just piss into this saucepan. I'll make you something good.
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>>697372255
Nigger with those dub dubs i'd be suprised if it isnt charcoaled
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>>697372255
>>697372277

WE NEED MORE, GOD DAMN IT
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>>697372255
>>697372277
>>697372322
3 DUBS COMING UP
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>>697371636
Coming right up sir!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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4 dubs here, let's have the last one
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I'm trying, chef
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>>697371636
666 CHEF
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check my satan trips
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>>697372483
ITS FUCKING RAW
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>>697371636
Chef, I need 5 more minutes on these Wellingtons
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Here we go, chef.
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WE NEED TRIPS AND WE NEED THEM NOW! OUR CUSTOMERS ARE FUCKING HUNGRY
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Chef we're out of the 666, will they take any other trips?
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fuck outta this kitchen
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ill do my best sir
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Coming right up chef
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MY COCK IS OuT
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YES CHEF
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Back from my fag break, on those trips Chef!
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trying to check em, chef
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>>697371636
TRIPS READY CHEF !!
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These dubs to table 34
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MY COCK IS IN
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DUBS INCOMING
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>>697372962
You're a fucking disgrace!!!
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>>697373001
overcooked, you cuck fag
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DUBS HERE
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trips coming through
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TRIPS READY SIR
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>>697373061
Sorry, is this better?
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trips
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you're showing me that you know fuck all, try again
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TRIPPLES HERE
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>>697373143
try harded
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Firing dubs now, chef
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fucking mc gangbang coming up
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86 sperm until delivery!
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>>697373220
Fail
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oui chef!
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re fire on these dubs chef
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EVEN MY DAUGHTER CAN COOK BETTER THAN YOU
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my name ee chef
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>>697372008
IT LOOKS LIKE GANDI FLIP FLOP
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>>697371636
How's my meal chef?
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>>697371636

COMIN RIGHT UP CHEF
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trips chef
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ALRIGHT TEAM WE HAVE 5 DUBS, GET THESETRIPS HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Get the fucking taters!
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>>697372669
>>697372255
>>697372277
>>697372322
>>697372388
orders so far gordan, Table 3 and 5 are going to pay for their meal
however there was pubic hair found in in table 1, 2 and 4.
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Check EM
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>>697371636
666
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>>697373556
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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deez dank meme nuts coming XDDD
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>>697373676
YOU FUCKING WANKER CUNT!
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'Course, sir. One 69 coming up
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>>697373244
>>697372277
>>697372255
>>697372322
>>697372388
5 dubs up chef!
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>>697373533
>>697373244
>>697372669
>>697372388
>>697372322
>>697372277
>>697372255

too many dubs, not enough 69
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GOT EM SIR
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did someone say trips?
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69
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HERES TRIPS
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CHEF, I'M TRYING
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Have a cat while you are waiting sir.
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FUCKIGN GET!
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>>697373883
FUCKING PATHETIC CUNTSTAIN
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I QUIT ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TRIPS
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>>697373883
WHERE ARE MY TRIPS GUYS?!
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r
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czech my 999
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>>697373808
I start cooking a 69
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THE WATER IS FUCKING RAW
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>>697373997
here they are chef
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>>697371636
Trips coming right up chef!
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LET ME TRY CHEF
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here's some
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>>697371636
5 YLYL
3 TRAPS
2 FB fap
and
1 Rekt Thread

YES CHEF, 7 Min CHEF!!!
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there so much fucking oil on the plate the us want to fucking invade it!!
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still waiting on 2 trips, a 666, and a 69. let's go, cunts
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>>697373983
>>697373997
LAST TRY CHEF IM GONNA SEPPENKU IF I FAIL AGAIN
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>>697373883
>>697373997
THESE'S TRIPS ARE RAW YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS
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This thread is absolutely fucking glorious
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>>697373615
Hey, if they found a pubic hair in the order I made, they need to fucking pay $5 extra. Pubes ain't cheap.
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SKREEEEE
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>>697374223
TRY HARDER MORON
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>>697374223
off by one
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>>697374241
GOOD BYE CHEF RAMSEY IVE BAKED MY SELF INTO A TRIPS
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>>697374271
your 69 is OVERCOOKED, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN
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>>697374334
no you
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KOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK
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>>697374103
I NEED TRIPS NOW GUYS, ENOUGH DUBS!
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>>697374271
WHERE'S THE TRIPS SAUCE?
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DID I DO IT
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Dubs right here chef
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ANOTHER
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FUCK MY DICK
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trips just started cooking chef!
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Were you looking for these trips, chef?
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trips coming right up
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>>697374334
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>>697374328
ITS FUCKING RAAAWWW
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>>697374470
ENOUGH ON DUBS I NEED TRIPS!!
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>>697371636
cancer
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SON OF A KEK
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Does this look appetizing chef?
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NAILED IT
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Number of the beast
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>>697374560
NO, ITS FUCKING RAW
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>>697374600
I SAID TRIPS NOT DUBS!! YOU FUCKING POTATO!!!
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coming right fucking up, sir
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>>697371636
literally a tumour
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>>697371636
you fucking posh tosser. you wouldn't know how to run a bloody kitchen if margaret fucking thatcher wrote the directions on her tits
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I'M GUNNA COOK THE PISS OUT OF THIS
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>>697374669
GOT OUR SECOND 69, ABOUT FUCKING TIME
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here is my red wine reduction hazel glazed cherry pie with a creme filled trips
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>>697374648
how this.
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Trips On the way
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>>697374669
Thats number 2 on 69's, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING TRIPS?!?!
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>>697371636
gets
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>>697374818
Right here chef!
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Chef here's your order
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>>697374780
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I GOT IT GUYS
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Done chef
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SIR I CAN'T
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>>697374818
i cook them good
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tiprssss
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>697374363
MY APOLOGIES CHEF I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME

DISHING UP NOW CHEF
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rollan like dolan
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Trips
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>>697374904
THEN GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
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Assrape
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>>697374997
SHIT I UNDERCOOKED THE TRIPS

PLEASE CHEF I'M BEGGING YOU
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op
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>>697375007
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are these the trips youre looking for chef
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uh here you go u dumb wanker XDDDd
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Here you go.. All in one post :) from mE to you <3
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SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH
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>>697371636
has anyone ever told you that your face looks like the dog food that comes out of your kitchen?
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Kek
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>>697374995
UNDERCOOKED! GET OUT OF MY KITCHED DUMB FROGPOSTER
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shieeeeeeet senpai here I go
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Alright, gonna mix some of my Cum with this order here...
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MY BODY IS READY
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what does a trip mean? is that ameme??? XD
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>>697371636
Heres the trips Gordawn
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69 at the pass chef
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>>697371636
cooking up a side of BBQ for the trips, boss
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>>697372322
Dubs
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>>697373457
With all due respect chef, I can't wait til your daughter turns 16 so I can fuck her!

By the way, here's your 666 chef!
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>>697371636
heres the 666 chef!
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Gotcha bros
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Tripsss
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666 COMING UP!
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>>697371636
Another 666 plate sir
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>>697375369
wowowoowowowowoowowowowowo
>>697375518
>>697375595
XD so lame
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666 FOR YA CHEF
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>>697371636
666
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>>697375666
WINRAR!!!
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No trips
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666 coming right up.
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>>697371636
69 coming to the pass chef
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Put a 666 in the oven. May or may not come out right
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>>697371636
Yes Gordon!
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>>697375666
holy shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt
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bakin
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>>697375666
winrar
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>>697371636
Rollo
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>>697374866
ENOUGH FUCKING DUBS YOU CHUNKY WANKER!!!
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Trips on the way sir!
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TRIPS TO TABLE 7 PLEASE
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Order ready chef
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Cooking for harambe
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>>697375858
fuck you more dubs!!!
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>>697371636
Im a idiot sandwich.
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>>697375666
HERO
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>>697375844
Read the ticket you fat, useless sack of yankee dankee doodle shite. We've already served the dubs you donkey.
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>>697375666
black apron chef delivered
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I'm a nigger
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Tripping
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Kek
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COMING RIGHT UP SIR CHEF!
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The secret to trips is to let them cook slowly. Trips are ready when the temperature is just right.
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Its...
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>>697374691
faggot
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Order of dubs sir!
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i do like to go out egging schools and definitely chuch people uh huh
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I'm homosexual. Isn't it hilarious?
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Customers are leaving
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Heres your trips cheff
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CHEF YES CHEF
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here are some trips
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Im try in my best chef
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Here
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trips
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I got tha crabs
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mmmm my penis is getting harder
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I just shat on the plate chef.
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>>697376991
"You! Fuck off!! Hey, one more thing.. Fuck off!"
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>>697377233
cute trips
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>>697371636
Yes chef
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When
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will deliver trips chef
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Tripsssss
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Are all of you unable to cook some fresh trips
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THIS FUCKING THREAD IS SO OVERCOOK OF DUBS NOW HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET ME SOME FUCKING TRIPS YOU FUCKING DONKEY
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OH SHIT MY HAND SLIPPED AND I DROPPED THE DUBS
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WE GOT TWO MORE TRIPS TO FILL, CMON PEOPLE
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Quints for a fucking soufflé
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Trps
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Fucking do it
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Too much dubs
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AN ORDER OF QUINTS READY, SIR
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Meanwhile
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>>697377772
So close
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Quints for you, chef.
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ITS FUCKING RUING ITS FUCKING RUING LOOK AT ITS SOO FUCKING RAW WITH ALL THESE DUBS NOW HURRY UP AND GET ME SOME GODDAM TRIPS DONKEY
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Yes sir trips
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Soon
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YES CHEF
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inb4 get trips
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>>697378332
GET OUT GET OUT YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE SOME GODDAM TRIPS YOU FUCKING DONKEY AND ANOTHER THING FUCK OFF
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Relax trips
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There are
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No trips chef
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>>697377772
wtf
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666 coming right up sir, forget these amateurs, they don't know what they are doing. Where did you get your degrees? A cereal box?
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>>697371636
roll
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>>697378777
ONE ORDER COMIN RIGHT UP CHEF
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>>697378777
He's gonna yell at you for them being cooked right, but for cooking the wrong thing.
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>>697371636
Anon....I want you
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>>697378777
Fish & Trips
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How are these trips, chef?
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COMMON DUNKEYS THE CUSTOMERS ARE FUCKING LEAVING I WANT THOSE TRIPS NOW
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>>697371636
COMING RIGHT UP MASTER CHEF SIR
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>>697379401
Here's some trips full of piss and pubic hair but I'm sure they'll eat them
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One more trip
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>>697379559
Ah damn it its overcooked by 4
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666
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>>697371636
Yes Chef!
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Cmon, one last order of trips!
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>>697379559
ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY GET OUT GET OUT
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>>697378777
Perfecto
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>>697379855
You can't tell me what to do you're not my mom
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HELLO MY NAME IS NINO
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>>697375666
thank god our team pulled through
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IF WE ROLL 666 DOES THAT ALSO COUNT AS TRIPS CHEF?
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Here some traps, sir chef boss. I, Manuel, make you proud sir Gordon chef boss
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>>697379999
WINRAR
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>>697379999
QUADS
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>>697379999
GREAT GETS BUT ITS NOT TRIPS AAAAAA
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>>697371636

Nothing gayer than a homosexual getting mad at people and yelling at them on how to do their job.
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Oh baby a triple
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Trips coming up
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>>697380069
We now have 2 69
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>>697371636
YES CHEF!
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>>697380444
Good job team
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>>697380444
ALL DONE CHEF!
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>>697379880
Cojonudo
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A gypsie spat in the dubs, chef
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>>697380444
Nice trips
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>>697380444
>444
BEST CHEF IN THE KITCHEN
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>>697374669
Here's the 69, Sir!
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rollinn
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>>697371636
I'm sorry, chef, here are my dubs.
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>>697371636
I'm an idiot sandwich
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GOOD WORK LADS
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>>697371636
YES CHEF
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there you go your devisly good eggs
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WE NEED MORE GOATS FOR THE ORDER OF 666, STAT!
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>>697372831
if thats your best get the fuck out of the fucking kitchen NOW
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One fresh set of satan trips, sir
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>>697382336
Get the fuck of my station i'm working!!!!!
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>>697382266
sorry chef my mistake. mixed dubs with trips here you go
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One m e m e supreme coming right up chef
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>>697383058
Shit
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Someone prepare that 666, ones coming up in a few minutes
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