Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
>1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
k
I only smuggle vodka, not soviet spy
Just a German.
>>697341888
Heil, Sturmbannfuhrer!
goyim you're making a mistake
hi :)
>>697342044
Perfect
>>697342044
Judish rat
>>697342044
hand over your shekels
>>697341674
sup nig
>>697341674
roll
>>697341674
>>697341674
heil hitler
auf ein tausendjähriges deutsches reich
Heil mein quints!
I am not hiding jew-rats, check me.
I'm not guilty
>>697341674
Just wait until the führer hears of this
>>697342044
>>697342166
even 4chan cant escape the jews
blyat
Non-Jew coming through!
>>697341674
Blitz rolling
roll
Am simple peasant. Let me pass.
>>697342399
>>697342166
I am the lord of dubs, jewsovietspy here
rolling for jews
Sieg Heil
>>697342399
Curse you spies
singles pls
>>697341674
Completely Aryan
niggers
Heil
Just passing through
>>697341674
please sir, let me pass, i have important maymays to deliver
Errr
>>697341674
>1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
You do realize it's easier to get quads than it is to get 1488. Retard.
Fuck all of you porch monkeys.
Cyka bljat
>>697341674
I'm a jew :D
>>697341674
?????????
Czech em
Just passing by...
>>697341674
du bist mein schatz
asuuh dude
Aus dem Weg!
Rolling for the father land
nothing to hide
Just passing through
>>697341674
Step aside
Alles in Ordnung, Kamerad.
quads
just another day in glorious Germany
Nothing to see here, move along
Butts
im Aryan, mein Herr!
Guten Tag, Kameraden
heil
Umm. Here you go officer
I come.
Im the Jewish
>>697341674
Gas the jews
trips here
>>697341674
Guten Abend Herr Offizier
>>697341674
hallo
>>697341674
I think you'll find my trips in order.
>>697341674
What seems to be der problem, maschk?
>>697341674
Roll
gutentag
just a ordinary german passing through
>>697341674
sup niggers
>>697341674
Make way for literally HITLER!
Reporting in sir!
Schweinhax mit Knudeln
Just making my way through!
heil
>>697343855
fuck
gay
Proud german coming through / stolzer deutscher bürger geht durch
roll
For the Fatherland
>>697341674
Nothing to see here, sir
>>697341674
Hi, Albert Goldsteinwitz. I'm just an innocent German tradesman. Praise Jesus. I'll be on my way
>>697341674
rolling
>>697341674
Those are Irish.
Im just a simple farmer wanting to go see my berta
>>697341674
Doggo get
>>697341674
I smell Jews
Rollin German
>>697341674
Le nein is da fag.
>>697341674
Aryan Alpha male comin true
help me, my dick hrts
>>697341674
Get ou of mein way
Stand aside, plebs.
>>697344484
Haha just kidding
>>697341674
Nothing to see here just heiling on through
>>697344100
>>697344300
Are we... are we just gonna ignore these guys?
Oy vey!
>>697344606
>00
This...
THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE BLYAT.
>>697341674
KEIN PROBLEM HIER
>>697341674
this is a waste of time...
Not a jew
dubs get
>>697344798
I mean... where do you even fall. Are you a filthy commie or a filthy jude? Are you both? Are you SAS? WHAT ARE YOU?!
>>697341674
Jawohl, heil da führer
>>697341674
Sieg Heil
SIEG HEIL
hure
>>697341674
am innocent
Just passing on by
jewreporting
Roll
Just a simple german.
>>697341674
heil hitler
Rolling for nazi
for the Reich
>>697341674
Fuck you, kraut.
Heil Hitler
>>697341674
700M GET!
>>697341674
Sieg Heil
>>697341674
Hallo
Heil hitler
Hey, we're totes Krauts. Let us through. You can trust us.
I'm an alien tourist
Sieg heil
Ich bin kein Jude!!!!!
roll
>>697341674
But drunk im not officer
>>697345500
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE?!
not a merchant let me pass
:3
Röll
German coming through
E_E
My name is not goldstein
>>697345666
Ah! Right this way, Sir.
>>697345744
JUDE!
>>697345744
Is that so, Schwarzmüller?
just an innocent German citizen
>>697342700
Du legst hier keinen rein! Ab !
roll
>>697341674
Hey there fellow nazi
Oy vey!
>>697345992
My plan worked!
Now to destroy Germany!
Here
heil hitler
Rolling
Sieg Heil!
Don't mind us, jus' more Krauts.
>>697341674
everythings ok here no dirty jews
>>697341674
Poo
hail hydra
Heil Hitler!
heil hitler
roll
>>697341674
Heil!
Let me through.
Just driving by
>>697341674
>trips: High-ranking official, go th
roll
>>697341888
Impressive.
>>697341674
i dindu nufin
just a citizen passing through
Was scheint das Problem zu sein, Sir?
>>697346544
i smell something jewsy
>>697341674
this is a clever twist on the 'dubs = vip' thread archetype.
+100 points for creativity OP
Have a look at these quints
Sieg Hiel
>>697346544
JUDEN!
What's up, Honkeys?
>>697341674
Alles gut, ja?
>>697341674
alright
Hallo just a citizen of the Fuhrer ja?
>>697341674
Normal citizen here
Sieg heil!
>>697343837
Kek
>>697343855
JUDENSCHWEIN!!
>>697346888
Check'd
>>697341674
hail
Ich hasse juden
14/88
Fuck Hitler
Hi
Sieg Heil!
ay yi yi
hope i get through
just minding my own business
>>697341674
shut up nigger
im freeee
i hope i did nothing wrong
>>697341674
rolly pepperoni
>>697347377
Do you want to be Sonderkommando?
>>697341674
USA USA USA
heil
>>697341674
Ich bin ein innocent niederlander officer!
You just make me waste my time
>>697347377
its off to the gas chambers with you, my friend
HEIL
Check these foquin quints
Guten Tag, mein Volk
Here are the singles
Sieg Heil Kameraden
>>697341674
Check my singles
>>697344300
ZURÜCK IN DEN ZUG MIT DIR
>>697344100
DU AUCH GOLDLÖCKCHEN
I hate to admit it but this is bretty fun desu.
Bend over for your mistake.
>>697341674
HI, sir
Make way for ze Führer!
>>697341674
ayy
Hitler is here
>>697341674
Wow none of you stupid cunts know that these soldiers are Irish and not German. you should all kill yourselves.
>>697341674
soviet spy get
>>697341674
HEIL
>>697345001
Who cares.
There are no breaks on the train to Auschwitz.
We need soap and lampshades for some reason.
Just passing through i dont have any sheckles
have a good day ociffer
oy vey
>>697341674
Oy vey
Roll
Is something wrong?
Just me, your average jewish german man
goddamn you are all some dumb motherfuckers if you think these are German soldiers.
Oy vey!
>>697341674
ay man i'm innocent, i promise.
>>697341674
yes?
Well now.
Nein
Step aside
Not a spy
>>697341674
Yeah boi
>>697341674
Gutentag, soldat.
>>697341674
not Mein dubs
Evening officer.
What kind of morons think these are German troops.
THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1488!
Step aside
>>697341674
OP's a stupid cunt that cant tell the difference between German and Irish troops.
quints get
Rollin' by
Step aside and Heil
>>697341674
heil
Coming through
rolling
>>697341674
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Just passing through here
Nothing going on here
>>697341674
Ummm k
>>697341674
Rollerrino pepperino
>>697341674
I have nothing to hide
just another german passing by
Heil!
If you'll excuse me, I'll be passing through...
Y-yes sir
>>697341674
bow to me
Its Doktor Goebbels not Herr Goebbels tho
Also: Roll
>>697341674
Rolling
>>697341674
youd better heil!
