BEST OF 4CHAN THREAD!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
BEST OF 4CHAN THREAD!
>>697340426
LOST even though it's fake.
>>697340691
hah gayyy
Hey /b/, I need your help. I'm trying to find a post, probably have seen it in a "best of 4chan" thread. A guy postet a picture of a disfigured girl that has been burned. Some guy commented that she looks like she has been hot once, and another guy added "or twice."
Know what I mean?
>>697342551
anybody? and pls keep on dumping
>>697343341
Kek
>>697340426
>>697343153
Come ooooon
It's all I got
>>697344537
oh shit, gotta be fake
>>697344537
>So we're just gonna ignore this...
>>697344759
Dear god yes
>>697346659
Yeah
>>697344759
I wanna try this
>>697344537
Time to plan my trip for next year
>>697344525
This actually just makes me really sad
>>697346659
as opposed to what? How new?
>>697344112
>>697347819
Nah, I've seen that story posted a few times before and everyone tends to derail the thread talking about it. But not this time that's all, strange
Anyone got the one with the guy who gets assfucked by a tranny prostitute and later finds out he has AIDS?
>Be 14
>Bring Shrek 1 & 2 to class
>Tell teacher we must watch shrek
>Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
>shrek 2 has majority vote
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to the teacher
>Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in the DVD player
>As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
>The smell of onions sills the room.
>Suddenly, naked shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
>"Ogre m'aye dead bodeh"
>Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
>"dohble keel"
>Shrek punches through a kids chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade.
>kid explodes.
>"Treeple Kehl"
>Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over.
>He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it.
>Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it.
>Francis falls 8 stories to his death.
>"ORGEKEEEEL"
>Shrek turns around to the rest of the class.
>He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away."
>Entire class jumps out of window to their death
>"SHREKSTERMINATION"
>Shrek turns to me.
>He looks me in the eyes and smiles.
>"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting that."
>"I-is it...orge?" I ask.
>"It's ogre when aye say its orge"
>I fall to my knees at his majesty.
>I was ready to please Shrek.
>He pulled out his orgesized eshrekt massive cock and lodged it in my throat.
>My eyes filled with tears.
>mfw they were happy tears.
>Shrek let out a loud orge roar as he filled my esophagus with sour cum and onion sauce.
>He pulled his cock out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone.
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
>>697344537
Brazilian here.
This shit is fake as fuck, this dude don't know shit about Brazil
>>697344537
Brazilianfag here. That's actually tame compared to what happens in the northern states of Brazil and Rio de Janeiro. In the more impoverished towns close to the normal tourist spots amerifats and yuropeans rent young boys and grills for sex. Either the parents don't give a fuck or are forced by dominating criminal orgs to make those deals, but it's normal.
>>697348385
holy son of a kek
>>697340426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
this is great
>>697348949
>>697348990
Awkward
>>697344537
I got a stange boner from this
>>697344537
I hope that dude fucking dies!
>>697348990
Don't belive this Faggot here, probaly a nigger.
Não é não seu viadinho, pode até acontecer, mas aquilo lá é fake !
>>697344702
>censoring it
We've seen worse, anon. We can handle it.
Can someone post that anon who found an old grenade and microwaved it? Good shit
>>697349032
That story made me immensely happy.
>>697350121
kek'd for a good bit thanks
>>697343620
oh god, i´m crying
>>697344537
Haven't seen that in several years. Thank you.
>>697349801
Oh, so "those things happen, but that one didn't".
Ohoho. Bad news for you, I'm a social worker, and I've seen this kind of shit and worse.
>>697349771
ultra kek
>>697340426
bumping some
you people do realize this all is fake.
>>697351933
>>697343341
Haha hahaha fuken lost
>>697342268
>Fucking summerfags.
>>697352042
Back to rddit ya faggot!
>>697352078
d
>>697343620
>Its a picture of his dick
Rip my sides
>>697344537
made me hard even tho i just masturbated
>>697348990
>but it's normal.
>>697343867
>Same song on repeat for 155 straight days
>>697349627
The real winner here everybody.
>>697354840
I still don't know how he got doxxed here....was in the thread but it never came to light how he got that info. Half makes me think it was a double bluff
>>697355719
He posted a pic of his sister fag, google reverse image search
great story but feels
>>697356248
legendary
>>697351030
Can't recall LOL this hard... MY SIDES
>>697352042
it's all about entertainment pussy
>>697350090
>>697344702
does anyone have any of the stuff?
>>697352042
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>697344537
I think I really need time off of the internet.
>>697349771
MAXIMUM JEJ
I meant to make a thread about this on the anniversary, but according to wikipedia the guy's in prison so I don't feel bad.
>>697351622
>Ohoho. Bad news for you, I'm a social worker, and I've seen this kind of shit and worse.
Uses 4chan /b/
>>697357572
You know he returned to /b/ last night, right?
>>697344537
So hard right now.
>>697354723
Another Brazilianfag here.
Just a little bit, more with 13yo,15yo,16yo girls.
>>697356705
stupid, who knows why greg killed himself
>>697356248
didnt read... what's going on in here?
>>697357155
This is pure Gold !
>>697344405
catfish man saga is best
That's it for me. Hopefully someone else jumps in.
>>697360547
Once an anon stated it is very similar to the Bleach's plot.
Can anyone confrim? I've never watched an anime.
>>697361129
>I've never watched an anime
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697357572
Hahaha to much for me
>>697358378
Holy shit that's golden, tfs
>>697361129
>never watched anime
Permaban you faggot
>>697361801
What you're gonna do, ban me?
>>697356248
wow it took til the thread died but wow
>>697340426
I wonder where our former IDF soldier is now.
pic related
>>697340426
Fantasy revenge stories about some guy who beat up OP is the "best of 4chan"? Really?
>>697359637
You'd be surprised on how ironic it is. Know the "first-dames", the pretty princesses, faggots and the middle-aged women who want to help the poor and are coursing Serviço Social? Guess what, they always end up doing the easier office work, like dealing with papers, managing CadUnico data or even becoming teachers themselves.
We frontliners on CRAS and CREAS? Hell, it's a prerequisite to not actually giving any fucks, or even better, despising those people to deal with it. If you CARE about them you break down, BSOD and end up on antidepressants.
I took up the "not my problem" philosophy and I'm rolling with it fine. Hear their shit, direct them to wichever services they need, check them in on the money-transfer programs they're eligible and that's about it.
>>697343620
Every time I read this I wish so hard that it actually happened
>>697340840
thats bretty good
>>697349032
She's very attractive
>>697343966
>no u
>>697350121
>"My steak came with a potato"
>"perfect"
>potato
>perfect
>that .png
>>697344537
>>697364614
mods.
brace your anus for this one
>>697349543
good story
>>697349771
lost
>>697344405
this story, true or not, is fucking legendary. it has a beginning, middle and end. The character, Catfishman, arcs and has a downfall. If we didn't live in such a PC world, this would make a great short film.
>>697348616
If he's naked what is he pulling his junk out from
https://youtu.be/Ex5IdX9RszY
>>697366131
he´s literally pulling it out of his ass
>>697354840
That kid was 14, nice CP loser
>>697366550
i love you for this post.
>>697365753
you're a retard
>>697367264
thanks :3
>>697355719
he was an idiot and posted
>her
>>697343462
God dam it I lost my shit to this one. Top kek
>>697348990
Sempre tem um pau no cu pra escrever esse tipo de merda...
>>697352753
That's fucked up, anon.
>>697366019
"Who's sucking who's titties first"
Oh god i am dying trying to imagine some fedoralord doing this
>>697340840
Excellent
>>697340426
>>697349032
justice
>>697344405
would watch adaptation of
>>697366131
layers you fucking autist
I don't know if it's been posted, but it has to be
>los tiburon
>>697340426
Don't have the original greentext saved, but I do have this.
>RIP Arabanon
>>697359652
screencap?
>>697362209
Holy mother of kek i can't stop laughing
>>697370773
fuck you nigger
>>697370773
I'll have everybody know that this is the first time I've replied to one of these
fun fact
my mom is fucking fine and anybody else that replies to this is a FUCKING moron
>>697370773
fkn nigger
>>697370773
why
>>697370773
got me good
>>697344537
The scary thing is this is very plausible. Brazil is fucked newfags. Article from this year at the Olympics.
http://www.news.com.au/sport/olympics/the-road-near-the-rio-olympic-village-where-girls-as-young-as-nine-work-as-prostitutes/news-story/10729d252fb5825e8348940483caad79
retard
>>697370773
faggot
>>697343867
Saw the original 30k post, always thought it was fake. This is fantastic
>>697367154
this thread just happened
>>697367154
cant believe you left out "i'll just leave this queer"
>>697351059
fucking lost kek
>>697370773
damn you
>>697370773
Fuck /b/ and this shitty meme.
>>697373299
what game is this?
>>697373781
read the thread, supposedly a game that the OP made himself
>>697350030
ive heard about people giving home "made" sea salt as gifts. pretty much boiling seawater until you got a jar of salt left.
this. this is so much more personal, straight from the bladder and i wonder if a jar of piss salt would make a good gift.
probably a good idea to make it a surprise for later when they have used at least half of it.
>>697364626
FUCKING KEK
>>697350121
I loled so hard
>>697350121
I loled so hard. The more you read it, the funnier it become
>>697370773
no. please dont give mein motherr death
>>697346659
There's not any way that it really happened.
>>697356248
fucking christ my heart feels like it just went through a shredder
>>697344405
Holy shit this is the best thing on the whole internet
/Thread
>>697370773
Fag
>>697341065
I dont even
>>697371157
I've never replied to one. As far as I know my mother's still kicking.
Quite fresh
>>697376586
>>697370773
fagget
>>697342551
>what is google
>>697344537
Damn, I was in this thread
>>697348999
Dehcezc
>>697376586
Lost my shit
>>697343866
>UFC shortbus edition
My fucking sides.
>>697370553
Sadly, no, I think someone else did though. I should've saved some of his pictures he posted.
>>697344112
that's actually impressive as fuck
like yeah you got a suction-ass. that's cool as fug
>>697350121
Love the
>mfw you fucking failed this hard at getting quints
while he did the same with trips kek
>>697377643
i don't like this story one bit.
surely it is untrue as she would hear the guy and realize its not who she thinks it is.
in that case she knew this and didn't care.
surely not gf material if she sucks dick through glory holes so maybe it was for the best.
>>697358016
pure gold
>>697348990
don't believe this piece of shit (vai se foder seu merda), I live in rio, that's the most awkward thing I have ever read about my country. If it happens it's only on near natives tribes sites, where they have a really different culture
>>697380895
there are no native tribes out of the North of Brazil
>>697348385
kek
>>697340840
10/10 more creativity than 99.9928282% of /b/
beware of pennies
>>697360171
too many feels man
>>697352733
Found the newest kid in this thread
why don't i see threads like this anymore?
>pic related
>>697370236
Here you go
>>697355056
lmao that comment i cant
I doxxed them so hard, they stopped existing. Heh, I bet you wish you were me, kid. I'm part of Anonymous and can fuck your life up in a heartbeat...or a tip of the hat. You've never seen someone as dangerous as me! When I was in high school, I started getting nudes from every hottie out there whether they wanted to or not. I'm the elite, boy. I go to other chans, and shit is way more intense there than here. It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm the alpha wolf. Whoever responds to this comment will get doxxed, since I'm feeling a bit whimsical today. On just a whim, I can wreck your life. I'm like God, except I exist. Only idiots believe in God, you know what I'm saying? I also have a few black belts, no biggie. So if you think you can take me on the chan or in real life, think again.
I'm looking for two..
The one where the guy sounds like english is his second language. I think he's talking about his sister or something but it all sounds like he keeps talking in circles.
The other is pictures and text from a guys facebook account. Someone keeps photoshopping his face just slightly to make him look slightly strange. The facebook guy begs him to stop it.
>>697343620
>697343620
my friend over here, he's kinda stupid, he didn't really understand, can you explain more for him ?
bump
>>697356248
Fuck you im literally crying like a bitch rn
>>697370773
for fucks sake even here
>>697344537
Im so conflicted and turned on at the same time. Fuck.
>>697348616
As if
>>697356248
This was a really good greentext, but the way he typed it it looks like its straight from a movie script or romance novel. I think he tried too hard to make it sound professional, half the shit in it people wouldn't even say in real life
>"What do you want me to say nicole? That I love her? That I care for her? That no matter how I feel about you, I can't control how i feel about her? That even when you and I were just friends and Ella was with pete, I couldn't help but feel a strong desire for her?"
It's really fucking cheesy and reminds me of that episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Chandler is jealous of Joey for being with Kathy.
>>697344759
Zozzle
>>697349881
Love this shit
oh my God I was here at 3 pm and this thread is still up at 9:30
>>697388688
Congratulations, you are now an oldfag. Also, checked.
>>697390493
don't be a stickler anon, I cried like a little faggot being raped by his father
>>697356248
NO ANON DONT
>>697359195
On August 8, 2014, Christy Mack and associate Corey Thomas were assaulted by War Machine in her Las Vegas home. Mack was taken to the hospital where it was found that she suffered from 18 broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver.[40] Mack alleged that it was War Machine who carried out the attack.[41] According to Mack, War Machine also attempted to rape her.[42] On August 15, War Machine was arrested in Simi Valley, California, by U.S. Marshals and Simi Valley police.[43] He is now held in High Desert State Prison on a separate probation violation, with his trial, originally scheduled for September 2015, postponed to summer 2016.[4][44] On July 5, 2016, it was postponed until February 2017
taken from wiki...think of it what you will
>>697340426
How do you like them pineapples?
>>697359195
This is my favorite memory.
>>697349627
Welcome to /b/ fag.
>>697364626
I'm crying man I'm just crying
how is this thread still up
Someone start a second thread
>>697384534
hahah
fucking hell
>>697395116
GET IN HERE /B/ROS!
>>697395313
What an actual faggot. You should turn it into a "Best of 4chan thread" thread by committing suicide in it.
>>697370773
fak
>>697395531
be careful you could cut paper with those edges
>>697344537
>But more so I loved her.
Ha! Falling in love; what a fag.
