New sexting thread, last one 404'd
Dubs: Send the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we fucked yet?"
Trips: Send the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we fucked yet?" + a dick pic
>>697336607
roll
Fuck off with this thread all Fucking day, you are just talking to guys faggot
>>697336607
rolling
>>697336740
faggot
roll
roll
lets see
>>697337299
deliver
roll
>>697337299
Delivery pls
Roll
>>697337299
>>697336607
whats the name of that website you can make your own messanger talks? like OP did?
>>697337544
double win
>>697336607
oh boy, roll
>>697337544
>>697337957
re send your message, dumb whore
>>697337957
>>697338053
She's playing coy and wants to buy more time to figure out how to reply
>>697336607
I could do this, but i already know her answer...
And she'll think i'm weird (not because such a direct thing to ask)
>>697337957
she is testing you, be persistent
>>697338239
true story
Roll
>>697338485
no why u send thatt, u had to send a photo of ur dick, send it now
>>697338485
kek
>>697338485
You ruined it. Should have said nothing and waited
>>697338485
What woman could resist
>>697336607
rawl
>>697336607
Roll
>>697336607
eh got nothing to lose ROLL
>>697338485
u lost fgt
Roll
>>697338911
Winner winner
Roll
>>697338911
now deliver fgt
>>697338988
Another winner!! Ding ding ding
okay
>>697338485
Rolling
>>697339174
Keep it going, what do you have to lose?
>>697338485
Topkek
roll
>>697339174
Acceptance will come after denial, just like you will come after me
get it
>>697339174
OK so you did not notice.
Do you know how hot you are?
rolling
>>697339174
send the dick pick nao
send picture of your anus
>>697339499
win
>>697339560
I'm sure you're popular with the ladies.
roll
Rolling, you fucking nigger
>>697339677
Another winner, congrats
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>697339677
ha get fucked nigger
roll
Nobody is getting trips? Well, guess I'll take matters into my own hands
>>697339499
Ask for a pic
>>697339902
That did not work
>>697338485
I'm no medical doctor but you should get a prescription for that autism.
>>697339902
Do it man
>>697339174
Roll
Trips get
>>697339964
try again
ill even try for you m8
>>697340017
I'm trying
>>697340127
damit didnt work for me too
>>697340078
How can you simply ignore my 10inch boner
never gotten dubs in my life
Roll
>>697340078
You lost. You're so far gone. Give up. She's not going for it. You went from strong game to autistic bitch with a side of euphoria.
>>697340078
The friendzone is deep with this one.
Trips do not come easy, young one. We must gain patience
If trips I won't deliver
TRIPS GET
>>697340188
>>697340148
Who needs trips, just do it
But you kinda win anyways
>>697340078
Someone post a dick that I can send her
>>697339974
>>697338911
So what's the correct msg in that case ?
I cut out little pictures of you and jam it in to my dick slit. It's called tributing.
>>697340348
Well heck off then
>>697340395
What about yours?
>>697340464
Too small
>>697340395
Your dick too small, anon?
>>697340274
So what he should have said in that case ?
rallin
Someone Get Trips
Reroll
reroll
trips get
reroll.
Roll
reroll
I'll give it a shot
If trips I'll definitely deliver
lol wish I could play but last person I talked to was my cousin
>>697340078
>>697341050
Pussy
>>697341089
I like you, bro
>>697341105
shes 15 and my cousin man thats awful
>>697341089
That escalated quickly
>>697341089
it's like you didnt even try to crop the number out this time
>>697341089
Rip
>>697341275
then what is it?
>>697341226
Respect the rules of the game ):
>>697341089
>OP ends up getting sexual harassment charges
I hope /b/ is happy.
>>697341275
+1647749241(8/6)
>>697341089
+16477492416
>>697341375
WinRAR
>>697341375
You're really bad at faking conversations with real people.
Good or bad omg
>>697341541
(not him, but) huh?
>>697341622
Dubs bro.
>>697341550
the real question
>>697341375
Continue
>>697341666
someone about to get some satanic dick
>>697341375
fake as fuck
>>697341666
666 hail satan and deliver
>>697341541
All people are real, and how do you even fake a conversation?! You pretend to talk but really you mime until they turn 360 and walk away?!
>>697341375
>>697341666
deliver
Roll
fucking winrar OP!!
>>697341936
No, it's my friends
>>697341899
>turn 360 and walk away
dubs deliver
rollin
>>697341375
10/10
>>697341936
Is she dumb or something?
>>697341936
Seems fake but keep it up want to know how it ends
>>697341936
Pulled a complete 180 over one weiner pick. What a sloot
o shit wadup
>>697341836
>>697341989
why are people asking me to deliver, I only got mark of the beast trips..I don't have anything to deliver..what do you want from me?!?! Aaaarrrrrg Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Roll
>>697342153
They all are
>>697342231
Saved
>>697342231
ask that last girl you talked to why haven't you and her fucked yet and show that satanic dick
here we go
>implying i have a female friend
>>697341936
Say it can be yours as well if you want?
Rollin
rolll
>>697342153
Because every dick pic a guy has sent is actually theirs and not one found online.
>>697341936
Rollin
lets see
>>697342380
This
tfw the only woman you talk to is your wife.....
>>697342501
You the man OP
roll
>>697342501
Proud of you anon
>>697342566
top kek
I won't deliver anyway
>>697342594
>implying that's bad
>>697342594
for me it is my mother
They see me rollin
>>697342501
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>697342501
this is so fake you fucking newfags
>>697342501
Your fate is hanging on the edge of a knife anon, stray but a little and you will fail
No pressure
>>697342501
If she does and sees your tiny cock, you'll forever be a faggot anon.
>>697342501
inb4
>no thanks
>but i love you
>>697336772
U r GaY bOi
>>697342501
She: thats not yours, show me your 2.5in cock OP
I turn full retard around women that aren't my wife idk why... I work with a lot of female coworkers and its torture trying to interact with them.
Anyone got the cont of this one?
>>697342501
>>697343072
Aaand it's over
>>697341436
>>697341500
just sent a message to both of these numbers about the thread
RIP OP
>>697342989
Is there like part 2 ?
>>697343072
Holy shit she wants it!!!
>>697343072
she is impressed tho
>>697343072
OP jumped the shark
>>697343072
>but i love you
>>697343072
She's interested anon. It won't be easy, but we believe in you.
>>697343072
Bitch wants it but makes life difficult for herself
Tell her she's only making it harder for herself
>>697343072
You ded
>>697343072
F-F-F-F-F-FRIENDZONE
>>697343072
Don't listen to this >>697343136 virgin.
She's into you OP keep buffeting her
>>697343072
>I'm not that easy
yeah but you like it
>>697343164
Bro I wish..This is all that's ever been posted as far as I know. It makes it's point nicely, more might ruin it...always leave them wanting more :)
>>697343072
Keep going anon you're getting warmer!
She's only testing you. Craving your persistence. Let her know you mean it /b/ro
Op shes cock hungry
U can do it
>>697343072
Tell her that you are gonna fuck her eitherway good or bad, gently or i will rape you
>>697343072
R.I.P
>>697342110
kek
>>697342989
is there a sauce on the whole thing?
roll
>>697343057
>100% charged
still plugged in
>02:09AM
You're from eastern EU and texting in english
I call fake b8
Roll
>>697343072
Watch the love scene from Indiana jones and the temple of doom..That will show you that the only way to win this is to somehow show/say you're not that easy either. I'll post a link.
>>697343072
OP fuck all these fags.. If she thinks she's though.. Provoke her..
Reply: i thought you're due to your looks..
>>697343613
smooth
>>697343613
BASED AF boii
>>697343072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ylgOm3MGw
>>697343613
the fuck you negotiating for op. you lost. she knows you are bendy like a straw now
>>697343613
damn you'r quite good bro
>>697343613
damn risky
>>697343613
winrar
>>697343613
>Noice
>>697343613
ALPHA
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P
H
A
>>697343613
I can't believe you fucking saved yourself. I thought you were done, but you somehow managed it.
For your sake, I hope that is your dick, otherwise she'll be pretty disappointed.
>>697343613
Teach me, sensei!
i hope i will get laid before going wizard
>>697341375
Gross. Point for actually delivering tho.
>Last girl I talked to was my ex, talked to her 3 months ago let's see if I'm not blocked yet
Roll
roll
>>697343758
I hate this 4chan alpha meme
You guys are so autistic with this "treat women like shit" meme, from past experience, that shit will just get her to leave you
Anyway, you're a faggot for implying that showing the slightest neutrality or submissiveness will cause a woman to lose interest, life isn't a 4chan meme bro
>>697344110
>off by one
kys you fucking beta faggot
>>697343613
>>697344110
>Life isn't a 4chan meme bro
You fucking sure, mate?
>>697344110
>white-knight detected
>>697344252
u fucked up
>>697344252
So close yet so far
>>697344110
From experience I can say with certainty that life is all just one giant fucking meme. You need to show them youre in control or else they wont give a fuck
>>697344252
Damn, I think you're done.
>>697343613
Top notch m8
Hope it's not b8
>>697344252
glhf m8 getting her back on track
>>697344252
What you did is rushing things, that usually goes wrong like now
>>697344110
So because you are too fat, unhealthy and unattractive to get this kind of male attention, you believe to have the right to ruin the fun for all the other women that actually are fuckable, and enjoy being treated like that?
Textbook example of a retarded feminazi.
>>697344252
LOL REKT
>>697342989
got more?
>>697344299
She hasn't outright denied him. She's waiting for him to ask nicely.
Oh wow women are human and demand respect? Color me shocked...
>>697344252
only a true omnipotent god can maneuver himself out of this situation
>>697344299
shes saying yes in directly
>>697344252
Proof that acting like an asshole "ALPHA" won't always work.
>>697344252
She has a point, be alpha in person
Take her out for dinner then destroy that pussy and post pics on /b/
>>697344252
Damn ryan
>>697344446
/thread
>>697336607
roll
>>697344252
How is that useful information?
>I would have said yes, if you were totally different
>>697344446
this
>>697344252
This is exactly what I'm talking about you faglords >>697344261
>>697344246
You can't get away with this "internet alpha male" shit with girls irl, it drives them away, it's only viable for picking up club sluts, but you're a fucking degenerate if you buy into the casual sex meme anyway
>>697344252
Would you mind spare some time with me doing some intercourse. We might eat Dinner with candles around us before.
>>697344252
Say the location and what time you will pick her up
You have sealed the deal
>>697344377
>get this kind of male attention
CONFIRMED FOR FAG
>>697344252
>if you were polite
then the bitch would friendzone you to death
I mean, now you have the chance to fuck her
otherwise you would listen her everyday how fucked up her new boyfriend is
Stay you ground nigger
>>697344110
You're not entirely right.
But for the love of god just shut the fuck up and let the people who understand how it works get pussy
>>697344252
Ask nicely, make webm of pussy destruction for /b/
>>697336607
Roll
>>697344524
every girl is a slut and easy
>>697344252
Lol she's intrigued and you have a real chance at her sugar walls, don't fuck this up
>>697344550
This
>>697344252
>be nice to me or else you cannot buy me a free meal
This girl, out of principle, just pisses me off
Roll
>>697344403
I will color you
>As a beta faggot
>>697344554
I am.
Got a problem with that, faggot?
>>697344733
WINRAR
its not like
>>697344252
you were looking for relationship you are doing good. if you got Pussy then thats good if not then you still not lose anything
>>697344390
>ask nicely
kek, like that will get you anywhere with women or life in general.
How did "asking" for sex work out for you?
>>697344252
"Hallo m'lady. why don't you join me and my fedora for a fine dinner at the golden seagull. Later, if you allow, I will insert my 3 incher into your baby dispenser"
>>697343518
fuck are you talking about?
I saw that pc being posted o a similar thread, I think yesterday. and I couldn't be there to read the cont.
I'm looking for someone that has it.
You fucked it up Ryan
>>697344712
She wants to but wont confess to herself
>>697344377
I'm a guy, you fucking idiot
All I'm saying is that this internet alpha male archetype with shit like "oh damn you acted beta for a second, she's lost interest" and "take control", is a fucking joke. All it takes is to not to be a fucking clingy pushover, but at the same time, be somewhat kind, but either way, you don't need to be living an internet meme to get a girl
roll
>>697341089
absolute fucking madman. At least you know where you stand, saved yourself a lot of time.
>>697344110
>Beta as fuck.
or
>Stupid.
or
>managed to get one somehow but generally no good at getting women.
or
>Lying to you all so he can be the only unchallenged Alpha aka stupid as fuck because helping out /bro's with advice that will get them laid is actually good karma.
>is fucked for life.
>is literally the biggest loser.
Somebody screencap ryan's texts
>>697344791
fucking this
>>697344733
Coming right up
>>697344844
Winrar. Time to deliver
>>697344893
Just save the images you dumbfuck
