you have 10 seconds to prove your oldfag
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you have 10 seconds to prove your oldfag
>>697327290
You first
pools closed due to xenu
Interesting enough op's image and story behind it was once in our finnish language text book. It was to teach a story about what you pit in the evil interwebz will stay in there.
Reporting
>>697327290
Big bad wong
>>697327290
I lost my finger in the civil war
>>697327290
fridgebro*
the ass was fat.
Old fag here
Mudkipz
>>697327290
my Grandpa was a cool guy but i know shit about history I'm not involved
I was here for the Zozzle War
>>697327290
girugamesh!
>>697327290
BK
MAYFIELD OH
>>697327290
You don't even know what an oldfag looks like. If you did you'd be able to describe his fingerbox as well.
I remember EFG.
The game
>>697327808
Fuck you I almost forgot about that
Idk wat that means any1 seen my ipod tho?
>>697328190
faggot
YLYL threads haven't had the coveted "What's dat? I raff I ruse?" OP image in what seems like years now and, as a result, they're all trash.
>>697327290
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi40Y7Zk57OAhVEXB4KHUEIDZUQyCkIHjAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNL6CDFn2i3I&usg=AFQjCNFI6uWAREZUGRXLv3bLzz1ulaHepQ&bvm=bv.128617741,d.dmo
simply rololo
Let's gather round and discuss what's crescent fresh while eating a giga puddi and when we're done we can all go to the pool, if it isn't closed due to aids.
lol hitman is funny whats he going to do? beat the guy to death with a toaster? lol nice choice of weapon
>>697328083
also "I'll be there in 30 minutes"
>>697327290
Greg
>>697327290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>>697327662
wasn't it just some mcdonald's or whatever-shitcan-foodchain worker doing shit with the salad and getting fired? how is that evil? i mean it's pretty damn stupid, but evil, i don't think so.
>>697328194
never forget
>>697328370
raffing and rusing are equarry dishonorabrr
>>697328253
this kid is an hero
The doctor is pleased!
Who is this "4chan?"
>>697328541
God, that's some Myst level prerenders
I was here when this first started.
>>697328554
I actually think it was a burger king, but I'm not 100%.
Also
I know that newfag originally referred to people who came here from newgrounds.
Also
>habeeb it
The only way to become an oldfag is to leave 4chan forever.
>>697327290
"IT'S TAPE!"
>>697328253
I still find it funny
>>697329118
2early
Doesn't make you an oldfag at all
>>697329018
What is this, Bioshock?
I would, but I can´t write fast atm. because of my finger box.
>>697327662
The thing is he put up a photo of the act so if i remember correctly /b/ got him fired for it. It was in our book to show the typical "You should think twice before posting it."
>>697329118
>>697327698
Oh yeah, I had my dick cut off at Waterloo!
>>697327290
I got dubs once
I started here in 2006. Nothing to be proud of.
I meant
>>697329351
For>>697328554
>>697329393
Too soon
>>697328764
>>697329621
its never too soon
>>697329393
Story?
I was around when kek was still a thing.
>>697330100
oh I get it
it's like
lolz
but
zozl
or
zozzle
>>697327290
I'm not
ya rly
>>697328841
get the fuck out you underage piece of shit
>>inb4 summerfag cuckery starts defending that newfag
i was here when moot was still in control
if i see that godamn cat one more time
I'm 12 and what is this
>>697329985
gtfo summer fag
I died creating crystals
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I would never claim to be one.
>>697330520
Litterrally who?
>>697330653
Oh, I'm sorry I don't spend countless hours of my life on this board lol. I come here for brief entertainment when I'm bored.
I came to 4chan after 2006 ..so I'm a newfag forever
>>697329985
ill help this new/summerfag out
she's supposedly the dead /b/ fapped too but if you dig deep (it's a pain) she has a lot more photos and she's not dead also she's called 'perfection girl'
>>697329393
Have some fucking respect dude
>>697327290
I'm not.
>>697330861
Thanks bro, that didn't seem too painful for you. The rest of you go fuck yourself.
Candy ass-got
DONATE OR DIE 2005
>>697330660
Not Old/10
All of you are newfags for not paying proper respect to the true king
I remember when the newfags starting coming last summer, 4chan hasn't been the same since
>>697329118
Too soon m8
when i first started posting here all the porn threads you see now were child porn and gore and everything posted was funny AF
Heat is die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA
>>697330861
Did someone check knowyourmeme again?
>>697327290
>>697330100
Kek is still a thing faggit
I was there, when /a/ celebrated holocaust.
i was here when zyzz first posted
kraut
>>697331179
/b/ was never good tho
>>697327290
>> be op
>> on facebook and see the letter/b/
>> google it
>>see archive "ITT: oldfags"
>> plan hatched
>> on /b/, oldfag thread
>> They'll believe im an oldfag if i say oldfag
And forever more OP was known as a lady cum guzzler
PENIS VAGINA BUTTSEX
>>697328541
Angry joe was fater then
>>697327290
Lol that image does not make you an oldfag OP.
>>697328370
oh shit i forgot about that asian gentleman
>>697327290
Oh my god! Stop standing on my precious cabbage!
>>697331485
>uses two meme arrows to greentext
Such an oldfag
>>697330100
So what, like 6 months ago? It's still a thing cunt.
>>697331272
no reverse image search and it brings to a website and she's dubbed 'perfection girl'
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Perfection_Girl
oldfag confirmed
>>697329985
dead girl.
was still missing when these pics came up.
4chan had a good fapping time,
while being watched by the fapping nsa.
>>697330338
C'mon dude that was so obviously bait.
>>697329393
>bare titties
>>697327290
i been here 10 years and never learned to trforce
>>697329985
Get the fuck out newfag. Kill yourself.
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>>697330100
Top gigs (short for giggles)
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rip toaster steve
Candlejack is my favo
Does Boxxy liek Mudkipz?
BUT MUDKIPZ NUH LIKE BOXXY!!!
ZA WARUDO
Guys? Why are so many of us here 10 years later?
>>697331646
I fucked my ex gf with a banana once. Shit was cash
>>697328867
yep, it was burger king
>>697331125
Hail Peter!!!
>>697327290
Us oldfags got that ass fired.
I'll be there in 30 minutes. The card stand is going down
>>697327290
>you're an
Open a book, your summer is showing.
>>697327290
Live jasmin raids were fun.
>>697332494
It's a place that has grown with us, it would seem.
>>697332305
BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AWWWR
>>697332494
oh man. this September will be my ten year /b/ anniversary. as much time as I've wasted on /b/ over the past decade, though, my life has turned out pretty good all things considered
>>697327290
i know better than to try and prove it
>>697333940
*tips sombrero*
marblecake also the game
>>697332494
Its the rules. Oh! Anyone still have them? I'm posting from phone (but who was phone, I know I know) and can't be bothered to post from muh pc.
I'm moot
>>697334193
lel, ok.
>>697332653
No. Dad gtfo. I fucking hate you. You're not young. You are not hip. I raised myself. You neglected me and now.. I can't wait for you to die so I will be free of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1zJearXAlk
there was a blue haired camwhore on livejasmin, she had a pimp, made her cry. Anyone remembers?
the portuguese hacker and the broken pencil
>>697327290
i told you i was hardcore
What was his name again...Robert Paulson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
anyone else remember Tthe story of an anon known as Leon, Lee Won, and a rock band known as the KOREAN POP ROBOTS 9000.
>>697332494
>>697333882
Ditto. If anything 4chan provided me with an interesting, albeit retarded, perspective in many ways. Kinda like "Being John Malkovich" if John was autistic and 14.
>>697334792
Best anime.
>>697334748
I hate you.
>>697334543
Oh, yeah...
Nope! Never heard of them.
>>697334860
Y tho?
>>697332784
you sick fuck
>>697329118
I was having a great fucking day until you posted this
The pool is closed
All hail xenon, faggot
>>697332494
Because while /b/ was never good, it's always changing.
VTEC just kicked in, yo
>>697335740
It's honestly not as unreadable as a few years ago.
>>697331078
cringe
Are you kidding me ? I'm the inventor of the infamous banana meme. AMA
>>697336014
Why dont you an hero
>>697335387
this nigger scared of youtube
>>697335831
After this election dies down and /pol/ goes back to its containmen board I feel like /b/ may be able to return to its regularly scheduled madness
>>697335740
>>697335831
Yeah. Yes it is. It's worse. I feel like the uptick in speed has degraded conversational quality.
You can still have good conversations late at night, though.
I miss the long real imageporn threads, the threads with wallpapers, art porn, the threads discussing the meaning of all things, etc. I actually think I've grown too much to participate too much.
But I'm still here because it's easy dopamine, I like porn, there's occasionally interesting content, I can keep tabs on the nationalists, and just kind of relax. I can jump in on any conversation, say anything, and just not care too much.
It's creative, even if it's memetic slog.
Anyways, I've only been here 7 years.
>>697327290
like and subscribe
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>>697330584
Lolz just reminded me with that.
Bro
>>697327290
all my favorite memes are from 2009
There from day one
>>697327290
neewfag
>>697330861
>>697329985
Why are you lying to the newfriend?
She's dead as a doornail you candyass roodypoo
>>697331289
Snacks!
>>697331646
>Gonna need a crane to get that out
>>697328253
Anyone got the pic an anon took of his grave
>>697330100
they still worship kek on /pol/ fag
>>697327290
continue after me
ORANGE
All the newfags gonna type "fingerbox"
>>697332494
I'm just shitposting.
I came to this shithole in 2011 desu senpai.
Miss when mods wouldn't delete threads! They were some funny shit back in the day
Has anyone seen my ipod?
>>697327290
r@ygold
Lulz a corruption of
L augh
O ut
L oud
I found 4chan in 2009. And pretty much stayed in /k/ & /pol/ after 2010.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA
This happened I think either when I was a Senior in high school or the summer after graduation. Shit was hilarious.
God I fucking hate moot.
Why wold you want to prove that you have no life and you live on a cancer board?
>>697327290
Pool's closed, Duck roll, Long cat, Girugamesh, ChristianU2Uber, CWC, Grenade guy, Glowing veins guy, I am God, The guy that cut his toe off, The guy in a cell under the bed being injected with oestrogen, The guy who popped a ton of pills and downed a bottle of vodka and set fire to his room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHWgsOkRxs
>>697327290
that looks just like where I work and my coworkers shoes even..hmm
>>697327290
longcat is long
>>697327290
Is this working
>can you hear me?
>>697329118
seriously, too fucking soon
Pudi pudi
>>697330100
I zozzed
it usually takes a crane to get it out
>>697337264
What's a fingerbox?
Hal Turner
Tom Green
#fortune
I remember the lolikon board
Pools closed mother fucker
DESU wareioir
>>697337264
speakerboxxx
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>>697327290
I know how to stop a DESU attack.
>>697339328
>>697339461
The only way to prove oldfag imo.
>>697328171
A
B
C
D
EFG
>>697329275
>>697329968
>>697330295
>>697333248
>>697336175
>>697339294
I've lurked here for a little over 10 years. I can say these here are proven oldfag posts.
>>697327290
I was here five years before that dude got busted. Old school in the hizzy
internet hate machine
>>697330100
I meeped.
www.stileproject.com loved this site before he sold it
An hero
>>697327290
>oldfag
>posts pic from like 2 years ago
you are a newfag, bitch
get on my level faggot
>>697327290
I remember when this happened I was managing a subway. It was mentioned at the next regional meeting and how they caught the guy lol.
>>697327290
i know how to use "your" and "you're" correctly... checkmate
>>697342064
but that happened at a burger king.. why the fuck would subway care about this shit?
>>697327290
Name 3 things that arent chackie chan?
nobody does lioncash anymore
>>697327290
just need to know if anyone remember the time when anon cured cancer.
>>697329118
Woah too fucking soon man. Sick bastard..
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>697332784
Nice Sink, want to see mine?
>>697332494
Used to come for lols, now just come for porn.
>>697327290
Dun Dun
>>697327290
Sup with that picture? it was taken at a burger king but do u have the story behind it?
>>697327290
It's too late
>>697338666
Chekd hail Satan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
DON'T BREAK IT
ALMOST THERE
>>697343742
>>697343782
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>697327290
Fuck you, peanut butter.
Hamster dance boi
W.T. Snacks was a mod when i started lurkin'
>>697327290
I watched the Challenger explode on TV in 5th grade.
Shit was so cash.
>>697343928
No.
>>697338509
You literally listed everything from a youtube video, gtfo newfag
>Shit was so cash.
https://youtu.be/lkUsF63z7Ko
>>697332402
This was cool one day
>>697327290
Oldfags don't exist
>>697335740
Now there's too much stupid porn and not enough crazy and or funny shit.
I want this phase to end.
>>697344454
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>>697331125
Hi, Peter.
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.
I'M A NEWFAG HERR DURR
>>697334379
lol, I'm pretty sure I was watching her cam when she did this. I think some guys posted her address on there too, matched it with pictures hah
I am an alcohol
Guys I have to confess...I'm not an oldfag I'm on 4chan for 1 1/2 years so I guess I'm no newsagents neither ... WHAT AM I
Consequences will never be the same
'cause I backtraced it
Counter-sage!
>>697331053
fucking roodypoo
>why is that girl so sad, she has a jar full of jam all for herself
Live the life
You dun goofed, /b/ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn2MQ1Q2m9I
>>697345892
I here by dub thee sir faggot
>>697346194
Fucking political correctness killed this site.
>>697327290
zunechan
>>697336014
sage goes in all fields
>>697346413
FUCK YOU NIGGER!!
>Yeah that's what killed 4chan
row row fight the power,
puddi puddi,
also i still type noko in the top bar
>>697338018
Enjoy your ban
>>697327290
That's not oldfag. I was the one who doxed him it wasn't that long ago
>>697338018
Limewire?
>>697327290
I miss /l/olicon.
>>697347325
That shit happened like 2 years ago nigger I was there too.
>>697346360
bless pre 2009 rage comics
>>697347266
>>697327290
kek those dudes got fired and arrested.
but i'm a newfag
>>697347266
>>697327290
>>697328493
He could throw it in the tub. Assuming he's not working in some third world shit hole though, it won't do nothing but trip the breaker.
>>697332784
looks like it'd be a pain to clean
>>697341908
Shit, checked the unix timestamp and this is from 29 november, 2007, oldfag confirmed
I got here too late to be an oldfag. Thats ok though. many lulz were had
Roody poo
>>697347975
Shit looks pretty cool, but you're probably right.
