No rekt , get rekt
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
No rekt , get rekt
That must be a horrible way to go
What the hell are those
>>697295110
Can't see full title on iPad, what is covering the bee?
>>697295781
jewspawn
>>697295110
1Bee VS 1thousand .....
>>697295939
niggers
>>697295781
>>697295939
1Bee VS 1thousand .....webm
You've been rused.
>>697295110
OP if you do not TELL ME WHAT IS ON THE BEE I will SHIT MYSELF.
and I don't even need to go so I'll be straining by virgin asshole and you know what'll happen then you faggot fuck
>>697295110
I think they're Aphids.
>>697296710
It's a beetle >>697295939
>>697296766
aphids are vegetarians
>>697295110
>>697295110
Imagine this at a human scale
>>697297880
wut?
>>697298047
Fuck me
>>697297812
Fake
And
Gay
>>697295110
>LiveLeak.com - insect being eaten alive by mites
How did so many get on a bee in the first place? What the fuck, son?
>>697298047
What happened??
>>697296710
It is covered in ......
>>697297880
>>697299046
Damn she a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
>>697299046
4 on 1.
niggers be niggin'!
>>697295110
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU OP
>>697295110
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=468_1389634784&comments=1
>>697299046
>>697295110
Worst thing I've seen
Worse than babies getting beaten
can we do a bug rekt theme?
>>697299560
>worst thing i've ever seen
>steps on ants daily
okay buddy
>>697299484
fucking niggers, start hitting the guy once their nigga gets his ass whooped.
>>697299607
>>697299607
This one always fucking gets me I can only imagine what it would feel like if something started eating my fucking face off and I stay conscious by some horrible miracle of nature. You can tell the bee struggled until the mantis made it to the nervous system
>>697299607
That's wicked. I want one.
>>697299607
>>697299318
But that white girl was holding her own! Holy shit my money was on the 1st nig nog girl, she was taking them all down!
>>697299904
I wonder if the lizard is screaming, with its mouth open like that.
>>697299044
Paper shredder
>>697299904
>>697299607
I'd like to see a rekt thread that's just bugs.
>>697300038
shit
wrong file
>>697298556
ITS NOT A BEE! ITS A BEETLE! FUCKING FAGGOTS GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IL MOUNT YOURE HEAD ON MY WALL!
>>697299046
black lives matter
>>697300038
Is this video slowed down right when he jumps?
retards in this thread implying bees, or any insects for that matter, are somehow sentient.
the bee in the OP is not even aware what is happening to it, it doesnt have any consciousness. its basically a computer program. and even if it did have consciousness, its thought process wouldnt be anything beyond "Ow, this hurts. This really hurts. Ow, better try to fly. Nope, didn't work. Ow, this hurts. Ow, I'm dead"
>>697300038
That was sick I want more of that
>>697300154
Are they both dead at the end?
>>697300038
fake and gay
>>697300154
who won?
>>697299903
>>697299607
Well I don't Know where you leave but this is a common animal in my region, and I take one as a pet each summer.
This is when I caught it, now it's way bigger. Funny insect to raise.
>>697300290
im not sure its badass as fuck though
>>697300324
i do too tbh
theres an extended version on dudes youtube channel. an anon posted the link when the webm was originally posted
>>697297880
GymnastMicDrop.gif
>>697300360
the scorpions tail gets glued down by the spider, but i'm pretty sure they're both alive
>>697298047
Garbage disposal?
>>697295110
>Not flying into a volcano to take those motherfuckers to hell with you
Poor showing little buzzer
>>697300446
Oh shit I see it now
Thanks
>>697300461
Paper shredder?
i have a massive rekt folder but its all reposts of reposts.
idk if id like to keep this thread going with the same shit we see every day.
>>697300154
Fuck the video guy who cut the video short.
>>697300558
Desk fan?
>>697300597
/thread
>>697299046
I will never understand this. They're all so fucking weak it even looks a bit staged.
I mean, if I was there each one of my blows would put any one of those retards on the ground for hours. How can you punch that many times and never get a knockout or even a "hard reset"?
>>697300597
some of us dont spend our entire existence browsing /b/
>>697300538
Kek
>>697300676
casual
>>697300154
cont?
>>697300038
I like how his brain tries to stop him from being a retard twice before he finally jumps.
>>697299046
Those monkeys should let it be fair and leave it 1v1.
>>697295781
>>697295939
>>697296679
>>697296710
>>697296766
those are mites here is full video http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7af_1427043841
>>697300676
yeah and the newfags are usually the ones to give me all my (You)'s
but even most newfags have seen the hundred some odd gifs/webms that get posted over and again.
Testing the new 4chan Dubs option.
>>697300558
No, that would look like a grinder and have vertical lacerations first THEN lateral ones.
Whatever caused that had a rotating blade and no "grind" point.
>>697300971
>697300971
rekt
>>697299484
Dumbass niggers can never have it fair. So why should we give them equal rights?
Testing the new 4chan Dubs mod.
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>>697298047
I've never been more uncomfortable
>>697300959
don't interrupt a man taking his shopping home, he just bought that shit.
>>697299625
i want one of those
Worst rekt bread ever. 25 files all suck
>>697301311
>complains about rekt thats been posted
>posts a non rekt webm
what a faggot
>>697300959
not sure if guy has iron jaw or those punches are weak as shit
>>697301311
i like that granny, she could be my girlfriend if she wanted to
>>697299269
that the legendary crown of king fat ass
>>697301415
not a good way to go
>>697301335
What the fuck happened?!
And don't say nerve gas you guys always say that!!
>>697300673
You play too many fighting games to be in any real fight. I imagine any one of their blows would put you on the ground for hours.
>>697301415
this..
this is new to me.
>>697301335
humans fucking suck man
yeah im being that guy
>>697298047
Tell me what happened, please. I want to that with my ex wife !!!!
>>697301532
Nerve gas mate. Its in the file name.
>>697301532
Cage hit some overhead cables
>>697301415
Honestly, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Thats pretty fucking brutal. Nothing on rekt threads have done a number on me like this one.
>>697301532
According to the tank, it reads "Oxygen". My guess is that the cage was pumped with pure oxygen, killing the monkey.
i see dora the explorer at the end... legit
>>697295110
>>697295110
fuck wasps.
>>697301489
I garauntee you she takes the teeth out, gives you the best blowjob of your life, and you'll be a little taken aback when you realize she got four fingers in your asshole.
>>697301415
kek saw these long time ago
anybody got link ore version with sound?
>>697299405
My sides every fucking time
>>697301311
She's actually 37
>>697300673
simple women are weak and on top of that lack proper knowledge of mechanical energy transfer due to smaller brain
look at their form...and their weak ass punches
none of them know what the FUCK they are doing, blind by menstrual rage like goku except goku actually trains
i saw a video on mom less when it first opened of a girl slitting her wrists in a bathtub.. she was 16, naked, and there was blood spurting on the walls for about 10 seconds before she put her hands under the water and then laid back... after about 2 or 3 minutes her head went under water.. 5 minutes later the water was black with no bubbles.
>>697301415
I don't fully understand what's going on, why cant' she just turn over or just get out of the situaton??????? I'm probably just retarded.
I
>>697301420
White people are super durable, brah.
>>697301415
story?
>>697301946
>im probably just retarded
this though
>>697301808
Story?
>>697301956
>>697299484
already seen this one, but always surprise like the seemingly beta white guy destroy the nigga even with the other grouping on him.
>>697301808
excessive.
>>697301808
A cop kills his friend who was going to testify against him for raping four women.
>>697301335
Please, where can I find that gas? Its for my ex wife, she is having her birthday soon.
>>697301946
Shes a wanna be escape artist with her hands and feet tied up. She can't flip over because she cant get the momentum. Also if she did she would just drown on her stomach.
>>697302008
>>697301808
Gay couple arguing over Chinese naming ritual of throwing silverware down the stairs.
>>697299484
I have seen this one a thousand times, but I can't help but to get pissed the fuck off.
>>697302143
>>697301532
Andromeda strain. They apparently lowered the O2 in the air or just lowered the pressure until the money lost consciousness. Needed to look like he was dying of the disease which was supposed to be terrible and painful but fast.
>>697302036
I actually think that dude was Mexican, but I always enjoy a good fight video. I especially appreciate when two guys can have a fight without 50 friends jumping in and destroying one of them.
>>697301946
she was likely drugged before she was put in the tub
>>697300877
he was rehearsing the jump, fucboi
i hear he was all over the papers the next morning
>>697301946
she can't turn over to the side, the tub is too thin
she can't flip forward, the water pushes her down and her arms can't move that far back
she could probably flip herself backward by putting her legs over her head, but think about it, she's being filmed drowning in a tub, whoever put her in there is probably a few feet away and ready to put her back in if she did get out
or she might be a wannabe escape artist like >>697302149 says, in which case, she's just too stupid to get herself out of this
>>697300673
Whatever, we know you have hits that don't knock people down because they set up for other hits, Ryu
>>697299652
um okay good buddy i never leave my house so i never kill any ants.
try harder
>>697300154
Finally who the fack won? Scorpion or Mr. Spiderman?
>>697302036
pretty sportsmanlike, good stuff
>>697302474
other end of the spectrum
>>697302438
R.I.P Harambe
>>697302182
Story?
>>697302542
kek
>>697302542
>>697302603
have you seriously never watched ed, edd, and eddy?
>>697301376
Joke is on you , that women is 27 years old and just partied so hard she looks like that.
>>697302533
dress like niggers get beat like niggers
>>697302622
The raccoon flying always cracks me the fuck up
>>697297812
that has to be staged
>>697301415
Dumb bitch
>>697302654
Some of us are over 30. Ever watch Ren and Stimpy? Faggot shows on now adays might as well teach you how to suck dick off from a transgender faggot, while some muslim butt fucks you from behind.
>>697302622
Niggers... I hate those animal molesters
>>697302622
this is literally the best thing ever
>>697301335
poor dog
>>697302826
you sound mad anon
>>697302887
Jimmys are rustled but never mad.
>>697299163
topkek
Very well done
>>697302826
>over 30
>doesn't know what ed, edd n eddy is
Okay 12 year old.
>>697302924
newfriend test
>>697302959
jimmies*
>>697302654
the way i remember it rolf didnt stab ed in the back with a fucking knife
>>697302654
I have but I barely remember shit, don't even know what it has to do with anything
>>697303087
you only saw the beginning of the game anon
>>697301808
Yellow lives matter
my god newfag after newfag fucking LURK MORE and FUCK OFF WITH THE REPOSTS
all this fuckingf shitposting i sware to fucking god
>>697301415
This is fake btw.
>>697303070
Those bitches are jumping his ass but what was he supposed to do?
>>697303167
>>697303070
>>697302924
Nigger found
>>697303198
go back to your trap thread shitheel
>>697303199
everything is fake.
and gay.
>>697303210
not be a pussy?
>>697303231
by what logic?
>>697303199
Yeah she looks asian and i would think you can take a breath or 2 by lifting your body , even with the gag the probably is hiding a air hose.
>>697303231
U mad?
>>697301808
Assassination rogue legion preview
those with a weak stomach need not click
>>697303289
If I was a cop and dealt with niggers all day and saw some fucking mutt charge me, I'd blast it too.
>>697303198
>complaining about reposts
>>697303330
Are you ?
>>697302036
audiblekek.webm
>>697299163
This is Sydney Australia, Palisade hotel he jumps off. Old pub from convict era. Still there, but now gentrified of course, like the whole area. The world is for the rich now.
>>697303374
Unless you were talking about niggers ,see picture.
>>697299269
>>697302328
LEL
>>697302924
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=26f_1428615160&comments=1
>dogs
>smart
>>697303489
Damn son, that's pretty edgy.
am new what is reck?
>>697303295
story ?
>>697302328
>he was all over the papers the next morning
mysides
>>697303550
Your not a tank
>>697299269
thats the same mouse i got!
cept mine is red
>>697303295
i have never heard the story behind this webm. someone tell me
>>697303616
let him dream anon.
let him dream
>>697299484
lol niggers the most coward type of people next to Arab refugees.
>>697303320
how do their knees not give out after jumping that high
>>697302887
Fake and gay
>>697303565
holy shit that looks like gta
>>697302438
Why did they have to shoot at him!? He only shot at them once! He was only trying to run away!
>>697303210
Did you see the size of that dog? I'm a skinny little twink but that dog wouldnt be able to fucking dent me, much less a cop, at worst it would have wounded him, but he instantly went for the kill like some kind of ape
>>697300673
>I was there each one of my blows would put any one of those retards on the ground for hours
>some virgin on 4chan
ok
>>697303698
nigger you're entire existence is fictional and homosex
the fuck outta here
>>697299269
God it's glorious. I anoint thee Anon I. First of his name and king of the neckbeards.
>>697300290
No but the ground is at a greater distance and doesn't seem to go as fast
>>697299607
prying mantises are assholes. Always eating other's faces and shit.
>>697303728
It was a medium size dog yo, and if some something charges you threateningly i'd bet your reaction is to defend yourself.
>>697301808
Brutal..
>>697303695
They are not fat
>>697303695
1: training
2: it's not a dead stop, there's time to slow down between hitting the plank and the plank hitting the floor
i want some sunflower seeds..
sigh
>>697303852
>>697299625
that looks like fun till you break a bone.
>>697303852
Who the fuck sleeps in their jeans?
>>697303904
>>697300362
Oh, u so smart... yo mum must be proud
>>697303728
a cop's job isn't to wrestle with dogs, and anyways, if the cop did wrestle with the dog instead of going for the kill, the obviously right move, that could give whoever inside the time to get out his nig-gun and kill the cop
if you were a cop, what would you rather do, get murdered or kill a dog?
>>697300154
wtf who won
>>697303695
give their knees 10 yrs
>>697300406
what a dumb ass dog. Natural selection working as intended.
>>697303983
is it a nigga washing machine or what
>>697301907
>>697303800
Yes it is, I'd probably kick the little shit into next week, but I know not to pull a weapon unless I need to, also that wasn't just defending himself he fired multiple times he was trying to kill it, besides who the fucks afraid of dogs?
>>697303904
literally what was she thinking trying to take on a man twice her size
i really dont get it
>>697302046
>beta
Kys
>>697304032
Wagging mother fucking tail , he should be harassing citizens in their home in the first place.
Cops are ego tripping assholes
>>697299484
Пиздец ниггеры бля, шакалы.
>>697304125
though he wouldnt hit her cause she's a female.
bitch
>>697302220
shut up white boi u just mad cuz no dick
>>697304206
>>697302826
I am 24 and watched Ren and Stimpy bud.
>>697299772
Ask Poppo, it happened to him, and he lived through it. You can survive many things with strength & fortitude.
>>697304112
Maybe he was afraid of dogs idk, but remember that he's a cop. He is trained to use his weapon. It was probably a sub-conscious move.
>>697304148
sort of a dick move there
>>697303904
>>697304125
some would say she wasn't asking for it
>>697301311
lol people that do drugs are dumb cunts. ooh look at me im such a cool cunt damaging my brain cells. Yeah see you in the hospital soon dumb cunt.
>>697304102
washing and drying
>>697304101
is that fake ?
>>697301415
>if not fake
Why did she not have someone there when attempting it. It's just irresponsible. Darwinism. I like cock.
>>697301335
Poor baby. I would pull the trigger proverbially speaking myself because I know it saves human lives, but I feel so bad for the animals.
>>697301335
for science! uh what the fok are we testing here for sir?
>>697304206
>white boi
we wuz kangz n shiiiet
>>697302499
where can i buy this enema dildo thing?
>>697304376
>>697304286
She's already geriatric by the looks of it, the fuck is it gonna matter if she does drugs, she's dead in a decade or two either way.
>>697303370
delete this
>>697302499
>my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
>>697303295
This gave me a boner damn
>>697304148
the cop had a split second to decide if that dog was a threat, he couldn't see the tail, all he saw was a dog's head coming out of the door
i'm not advocating cops killing dogs, that's fucked up and it really shouldn't happen, but this video is one of the rare examples of when a cop was actually justified in shooting a dog
>>697304404
He was asking for it tbh.
>>697300290
No, it'll seem like that because he runs off the top of the building horizontally, meaning when he first leaves the building, he's moving purely horizontally before the force of weight pulls him downwards. It looks slowed because he is further away from the ground as >>697303782
said, just like when you're on a plane and it seems as if the plane is moving very slowly in relation to how quickly the ground seems to move outside your plane window but in reality the plane is moving very fast.
>>697304249
That's a good point, but even still three shots to the head of an animal on someone's private property seems a couple steps out of line.
He apparently just said your dog charged me and walked away too, what an asshole
http://www.local10.com/news/florida/petition-calls-for-termination-of-florida-city-police-officer-who-shot-dog
>>697303891
and generic facebook comment of the year goes to you, anon, what've you got to say for yourself?
>>697304434
>>697304032
Lol he was there to tell the woman who lived there her car door was open
Just rekt a rat
>>697303922
drug addicts/people who get punched by their boyfriends/both
>>697304584
Oh yeah he was out of line for sure going HAM on the trigger, but the initial reaction probably wasn't his fault. Still an asshole tho
>>697304404
jesus christ, the way they always point out the nigger wasn't armed
it doesn't matter if he's not carrying a gun, what matters is what kind of threat he's presenting to the dude that has a gun pointed at him
>>697302117
not that hard to beat somebody that is piss drunk.
>>697295781
Get VLC player
>>697304665
So THIS is a proper way of cleaning the windows. Shit, now I know why mine are so fucking dirty.
ty anon
>>697304661
doesn't matter what he;s there for, if a possible threat comes running at him he's gonna have to react
>>697302622
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
>>697301335
He.. he was okay though right? Guys?
>>697302438
then they wonder why we shoot the niggers.
>>697304764
>>697301144
your double dubs make me uncomfortable
>>697304040
SCORPIO WON FOR FUCK SAKE i saw full video spider is ded
>>697304843
your lack of comfort is off-putting
>>697304848
can you post the link?
>>697298085
Findus!
>>697304900
oh shit. this is the least uncomfy thread ever, as exposed by your dubs
>>697303223
nigger bowling
>>697300959
til 0:05 i genuinly though it was staged and those guys were like friends fooling around
>>697302182
HEY FAGGOT, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO?
(･ิω･ิ)
>>697304803
its actually even funnier on youtube because theres an audience of dumbasses laughing at the racoon and some asshole sounds like shaggy saying "cheap shots!" when they start punching it in the belly.
people lol
where my isis webms at
>>697304794
It 100% matters what he's there for, the entire situation was his fault, he caused a dog to die for no reason, isn't a reason why cops need warrants and stuff? And isn't a lack of reason why they get fired?
>>697305072
anyone got the one of the shitskin getting run down slowly by a tank?
havent seen that one in a while
>>697302190
It's throwing pots and pans down the stairs you pathetic piece of shit. I'd like to tie you to a streetlight and dog fuck you in front of a crowd.
>>697300406
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>697302499
Sauce? Milk enemas are already a fetish... This... This is amazing
>>697304584
boo hoo. Keep your animal in the house and it won't get killed. That yard isn't fenced in. Those women should have been trained better than that.
>>697302871
>>697303370
Someone add explosion please.
>>697295110
AW HEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!
>>697304618
sauce?
OM G GUYS ITS. HAPPENIGN TUR N ON CNN NOW
>>697304690
All he did was come at the cop with his hand near his back pocket then whip his hand forward suddenly! Why didn't the cop use L2 to switch to detective mode and see that he had no gun?
>>697303370
Fuck man! I threw up all over myself. There are bits of food on my phone. Wth would you post sick shit like that???
>>697298047
>>697301420
Iron jaw, Iron bluff aswell, didn't work for him.
>>697304831
>>697305241
obvious bait but bump, what the fuck is going on?
>>697305080
cops need warrants to enter homes, all he did was knock on the door to tell the lady her car door was open or something
the cop knocks on the door, it opens, and he's greeted by a potentially life threatening situation. when you look at it in retrospect, yes, that dog probably wasn't going to attack him, but you have to think about what the cop was thinking in the moment. this wasn't a cop killing a dog that was just chilling in the front lawn, tied to something, this wasn't one of those rage inducing stories, this was a careless owner letting their dog run out the door and a cop reacting accordingly to a potential threat.
>>697300038
the fish-eye lenses they use for these types of videos makes it look more dangerous than it is.
>>697304953
Too lazy for that just search scorpio vs black widow you ll see it 100%
>>697303550
Holy shit I hadnt seen that one yet. It didn't even look like it was going all that fast for?
>>697305344
Kek, rattled my bones
>>697305260
i have problems..
>>697305410
thats because its fake
(and gay)
>>697302842
did he died?
>>697305429
you monster
>>697301311
what was the third thng she did
>>697305159
Lol what? My dogs allowed anywhere on my property at anytime, you're not allowed to kill my pets just because they get near you if your on my property, as far as I'm concerned that means you should get the fuck off my property until I put my dog up
>>697303922
Lazy fucks like me as well who pass out in them at times.
>>697300959
They were soooo just about to kiss.
>>697304618
Have some more of this good stuff pls?
>>697305498
well its been cute.
404 incoming though
>>697305365
nope, there's only sources as long as the webm, it looks like the video was removed from youtube
>>697304718
What did I just see?
>>697305542
not really
>>697305524
>>697304286
you don't have friends do you?
>>697305618
>>697305410
Oh. It seems I've been befuddled
>>697301335
It's from a movie called The Andromeda Strain. They filled the room with carbon dioxide
>>697305544
why?
>>697305606
i believe its a sheep or ram headbutting a cow and the sheep / ram won
>>697305344
sick fuck kek
>>697303904
woman using her vagina card thinking that he wont hit back.
>>697299046
fucking apes
>>697305686
334 replies and counting is why.
>>697304404
what a fucking shame hes a father of five
i cant believe they let idiots like this breed long enough to have FIVE??!
disgrace they didnt kill him before he polluted our planet with his dumb nigger idiot aids babies
>>697304318
is not hitting someone when they're down a dead concept now?
>>697303695
>>697303832
plus the mat
>>697303983
niggers shouldn't have children
>>697304148
Dogs don't just wag their tails because their happy. A trained attack dog can go from friendly to murder in one word. An untrained attack dog can go from friendly to murder for no reason whatsoever.
>>697304248
>>697304463
fucking lol their technique is awful
>>697304404
that glock fuckin put him down QUICK
>>697305429
MODS MODS MODS
>>697305344
Wow, an Asian. How unsurprising.
>>697302842
fukin niggers
>>697304404
Suicide by cop.
>>697305657
Money ruin the whole idea. Disgusting.
>>697304206
nigger mad because chapped big lips and purple dick
>>697299607
>>697303386
yeah cos complaining about reposts never happened on 4chan before reddit even existed, right...
>>697303800
Defend yourself. Not kill a dog...
>>697304434
Don't just sit there unfulfilled with a boner, why not try it yourself?
For sure you can find someone to slap the shit out of your little bitch ass.
>>697303852
lol i have enough slavshit to make an entire thread about it
fucking white niggers
>>697306087
delightful point my friend have my upvote :^)
>>697304404
>AJ+
Literal cancer "news" for retarded liberal faggots on par with Vice News and NowThis. Cop did nothing wrong
>>697305258
should've entered VATS to assess the situation
>>697306245
noice
>>697302499
>>697304125
she thinks having a vagina is a right to do whatever the fuck you want and not have anything happen to her.
fucking slags
>>697305657
not one fucking thing with sound in here? Fucks sake guys.
>>697304961
Emokatt
>>697303070
Doge wagging his tale like, "I got that intruder good. My owners are safe," as he fades into doge heaven...
>>697305544
yes post more of this. this i can handle
