Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697269561
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Iowa claimed
>>697276653
Alright alright. You might not be red scum after all
>look bud I'm sure paint does wonders
>>697276876
Not with that attitude! You need more games to slack off with.
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yozora claimed.
Rolling out in a sec.
still here
Claimed.
Yuno claim
>>697278196
MAGA
operator posting
i have to work in 4 hours, i've already been up for 12
Claiming
>>697277546
Average means nothing bad happened (hopefully)
>>697277550
I will admit that the show overall is mediocre, but Yuuki's arc is the point where the story/writing is consistently good
>>697277746
Don't tempt me lol! I have work later and I'm going to sleep soon!
Screw people like that man, that happens to me at work as well. Some people are just rude and awful to work with.
here to claim loli
Claimed
>>697278352
I've got Ships, what else could I need?!
>WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!
>>697276976
Actually, I am. I'm getting my second one when my friend comes home from Nip land. And once I have my bike running, I'll be getting a few more.
>>697277110
Saber's pretty cute to be honest. Wish FS/N didn't confuse the hell out of me so much.
>Doubt all you'd like, it's true.
>>697277546
That depends how far it'll be!
Nico-chan
>>697278706
>>697278427
Hello luvlies
Sorry can't stay for long, sleeping early (attempt at least) to pokehunt with bros tomorrow morning
Night!! Love you!
>>697277350
I see i see.
Well have fun whatever you do, and good night, if you're still here.
>>697278541
Beautiful
>>697278706
Haha just kidding I am gonna go to sleep soon too
Yeah its usually saturday night that is the worst too which sucks. Anyways gotta go to work in 7 hour so I think I will go to bed now talk to you tomorrow!
Love you yuno
>>697279306
>>697278942
she has a lot of orange lines on her face
>>697279306
Good night Yuno!
>have a lewd
>>697278352
Thanks? Also what did you mean yesterday?
>>697278616
RIP
>Who needs sleep
>>697278386
Every fucking time.
Also claimed
>>697279442
Weekends are the worst, everyone's going out of town and/or buying alcohol.
Have a good night!
Claimed and goodnight.
>>697278706
True enough.
It's still boring as hell.
>>697279015
1,551 miles in this Volvo 940.
>>697279219
i am about as much of a "lolicon weeaboo degenerate" as one can be
>>697279298
Howdy.
>Yozo
>>697279655
thats not true. i have to sleep and i also go places sometimes
>>697279535
>both are fine. The famas gets hate because france is a meme. as far as 1911s go john moses browning never made anything that was shit. The 1911 and the hi power are fucking fantastic sidearms. only the most ultra tacticool of highspeed fags thing 1911s are shit. real operators still use the 1911. It has remained in constant combat service for 105 years for a reason. AUGs are neat but i'd want a nato one so i can use normal mags.
>>697279687
True that. I just watched my brothers dog today and made sure he got along with my dogs
[spoiler] they didn't [/spoiler]
>>697278196
sometimes
What is sometimes?
>>697279015
You could use like planes and tanks too. Perhaps some I dunno more games man
>YOU NEED MORE AMERICA AND FREEDOM
>>697279535
Your welcome. What do you mean? What did I say I can't remember haha
>>697280019
That's one of the reasons I love the 1911 is the reliability it's tried and true.
>Tacticool of high-speed fags
Kek
>>697280409
It was about the sanity you left as I was about to respond
I am here. Claiming!
>>697280276
Kek.
I used to have a dog. Cute little yorkie.
He died, though. Now he's somewhere in the backyard of my old house.
>>697280775
Howdy.
>>697280644
I still don't quite remember! Though I assume I was making a stupid joke. Sorry I ain't remembering it well
Taken bitches
>>697281148
I assumed you were joking you said
>Well sort of
Is asked if you were crazy about me
>It's fine
>>697281216
Dess
>>697280927
Aww, that's so sad. I miss my old dogs. They were kind of crazy and territorial, but I loved them anyway.
I'm tired now, so I'm calling it a night. Have a good night and have sweet dreams of you and your waifu!
>>697281428
Goodnight
bestia?
>>697279687
WEW BOY
>At least it'd be a fun trip?
>Wew at that picture too.
>>697280409
I actually have a decent amount of games, but my desktop has spoiled me, and most I won't deal with the lag anymore.
>COME AND GIVE ME SOME FREEDOM!
>>697281216
Bongo?
Did 4chan just go offline for anyone else?
>>697280927
Howya doing?
Hm. Weird.
>>697281404
Oh haha I'm looking at the archive and no I didn't mean it like that! I was just jokin around about the sanity thing
>>697281855
Is the PC you gotta use at your work absolute shit? Sounds like an issue
>ARE YOU READY FOR THIS FREEDOM BOY
>>697282310
Kek. I figured
>>697282310
Forgot to replay to
>ARE YOU READY FOR THIS FREEDOM BOY
Yes but are you?
>>697282274
What is?
>>697282045
I dunno, but my fucking shitty work internet sure did.
>>697282119
Sup Nonononon. How was LA?
>>697282310
Not ABSOLUTE shit, but it has GPU throttling issues since it uses a GT635M card, and the cooling isn't that stellar, even if I use a cooling pad.
>COME AND FREE THE FUCK OUTTA ME!
>>697282489
Since it's not my bike, should I just get a normal $25 chain, or should I be nice and get him an O/X ring chain?
>>697281855
Maybe next time I get a long enough break from work. I usually go to see family though.
>>697282119
Pretty average.
Sleep is calling me.
>>697282274
What is?
>>697282489
Yo
>>697282637
Get him a nice chain and dont fuel it up unless you have to. He is lending you the bike, after all.
>>697282688
What up buttercup
>>697282406
>>697282541
I'm always ready for a little freedom bucko
>>697282637
>635M
I dunno bout you but that sounds like shit.
>YOU BETTER BE READY FOR WHAT AMERICA'S PACKIN
>>697282637
LA was fun, had more traffic in the city itself than outside. Visited my sister in LB
>>697282688
I can't sleep because my sleep schedule is messed up.
>>697283091
>YOU BETTER BE READY FOR WHAT AMERICA'S PACKING
Always ready
Claimed
>>697282788
Doin' fine, Clementine.
How are you?
>>697283229
Same.
Probably going to head off as soon as I finish up with Spreadsheet simulator.
>>697283333
>>697283333
>>697283333
>>697283333
Quads checked.
>>697282688
Just plan an extra day or 2 and come visit!
>>697282788
Fair, better treat him to a $50 chain than a $400 car rental...
>>697283091
The fact it's an M means it's meant for mobile things, like a laptop. So It's less powerful right off the bat.
Now consider that my desktop runs a 970.
It's a HUGE difference.
>I'M READY FOR LIBERATION!
>>697283229
Ya, that sounds about right. Back comfy in SD?
>>697283266
Are you trying to steal my flirting job?
>>697283590
>Steal your flirting job
Maybe
>>697282191
>>697282637
Thats weird then, this is what i saw
(i cant post because errors
>>697283266
>>697283590
Wait a second you're trying to steal his thunder and freedom?
>>697283590
Yea I get that. I always knew the M was bad news on a card haha. Running on a 660 over here though I plan on getting a new computer given the chance to.
>THEN OPEN THE GATES AND ACCEPT IT
rolling
Roll
>>697283590
Best I can give you right now is a maybe.
So how's life been treating you?
>>697284145
Check em
I heard some freedom was happening here
>>697283513
Im good. Just waiting for mum to get home.
>>697283590
As well as gas money.
>my laptop runs a 720M
GOML
>>697283704
Heh, you think you can keep up? I am a (765) Pro after all!
>>697284008
It's not too bad considering it's an almost 3 year old laptop, but it's most centrally not up to todays standards for games. It actually doesn't even meet Ships minimum system requirements. It's just barely scratching at it with the processor.
>THE GATES HAVE BEEN FLUNG OPEN, LET THE FREEDOM IN!
>>697284323
I can live with a maybe for now.
Ehhh, other than my bike dying, it hasn't been too bad actually.
How bout you, doing well?
>>697284008
>ACCEPTS IT
>>697284498
I kept up with Amatsu can you :^)
>>697284474
Mum?
I remember when I lived with my ma.
Used to be annoying as hell but free food and all that other shit is worth it. Might just go give her a call.
>>697284498
I'm doing fine. Waiting for my goddamn paycheck.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
Goodnight y'all.
Sweet dreams and shit.
>>697278196
Dekomori claimb~
I have return from my daily 2 hours of sleep.
>>697284413
Boatloads of freedom my friend. Even you can join in my Vietnam war veteran
>>697284498
Well still it's just old ya know. Could be better but whatever man. At least you can play it!
>I'M COMIN IN
>>697284554
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright I was oonly here for a short while but I'm out
>>697285409
Night Iowa sleep well
>>697284474
Oh, I'll be filling the gas up myself for sure.
>No gas gauge
I am so damn glad there's a petcock on this thing, or I'd be fucked.
>>697284627
I've got half the threads going, can you even compete? ;^)
>>697285133
Tell them to hurry it up!
Night Yozo, sleep well!
>>697285409
Pretty much, I'm glad it can run what it can, and for the price I got it at, I'm satisfied.
>I NEED MORE, DO YOU SEE THIS CHINESE OPPRESSION I'M BEING FORCED TO WEAR?!
Night Iowa, you can give me some freedom some other time~
SNEK
>>697285839
O shit I've been had
I hate how I keep getting more tired and the time for 8 hours of work keeps getting closer
>>697285851
hello
>>697283513
aah, I never really like working with documents
>>697283590
yep, SD is where its at.
>>697285409
Yay, freedom!
I slept for a long time.
>>697286125
Then nap have you not slept at all?
>>697286263
Hello, lewd senpai!
>>697286016
Try to keep up! I'm over here at the Red Line!
>>697286125
Try to squeeze a quick nap in? Or are you like me, pass out and you're fucked?
>>697286231
Good thing too, it's cooling off a bit finally.
>Bike is kill when you get back though
>>697286263
Morning Perv.
>>697286625
I can't keep up with a cute idol like you
>:^)
1 waifu a season. :)
>>697286625
your bike is broken? or you motorcycle?
>>697286934
Well it's a good thing I'm not cute, so I guess you my have a chance after all. :^)
>>697287194
Motorcycle. Rod bearing is shot, probably need a new engine all together. Using my cousins Virago 250 for the time being.
>>697286545
Heyooo.
>>697286625
Morning cutie~
Nou! Forever have proof in my memory.
>Feel sick, rip me
>>697287452
But the competition is so stiff with you posting
>>697287452
damn man, how much will that take ti fix?
>>697287884
>>697286625
>Forever have proof in my memory
Hey Makoto. What does this mean?
>>697287884
Not cute~
Wat
>>697288117
Wat * 2
>>697288264
No clue till Monday. Veys was open, but Honda is closed till Monday. The part that broke has a recall for it, but the notices apparently won't be out till the end of August, so I'm hoping the company will pay for it since it was their recalled part that broke.
>>697288420
I haven't a clue!
>>697289125
I WANT DETAILS AND I WANT THEM NOW
>>697288420
Heh~
>>697289125
>VERY cute.
Turns out the cat here fuxking loves tuna, she flipped out when the can was popped
>>697289410
Details spider man!
>>697289410
I don't know what Perv's on about!
>>697289866
>Not cute at all!
>Tuna
>Fish
For what purpose, kitty?
What does /b/ prefer? Anime or manga
>>697290117
You are cute!
I was hungry so I mixed some mayo and tuna, put it on bread. Cat kept trying to steal it.
>Kitty
>
>>697290487
Manga, I read fast.
>>697290117
Mums bike has no fuel guage, but I know the ballpark kms it travels so I reset the counter every time.
>>697285133
Im not paying rent, but any of the food I choose to eat I pay for. If I cook for everyone, mum and dad pay for it.
>>697290487
Anime, I havn't read a manga in like 2 years+
>>697290487
Anime, but I like flashy animations.
Mangoes are generally better story wise.
>>697290738
Nou!
Wish my cat was that easy to coax...
>>697290963
I'll probably do that if anything. It'll be a good skill to have for the ZX11 since all it has is 2 fuel lights.
>One for the main tank
>One for the reserve
I still wonder why the petcock is UNDER the fairing though...
>>697290487
Anime
>>697291625
>That image
Cute!
>>697291825
Again, Makoto is top cute.
>>697291899
Can't lurk forever Ika!
>>697291625
Yesu
Is it skittish or just to good for you?
>I love animals
>Can talk to those fuckers
>>697292032
Not since you actually accepted your cuteness.
>>697292285
Nou!
It's a cunt that will whine and whine for food, but then run away the moment you get within 20 feet of it.
>Cunt ass bitch, don't whine for food then not let me pet you!
>>697292576
I did no such thing. I simply stated my waifu is cute. No where did I say I was cute.
>>697291625
Its about knowing how much fuel is left in the tank after a week. I generally fuel up once a week, sometimes a little earlier.
>>697292699
But you ARE cute
>>697292812
Operator anon?
>>697292699
>>697292828
It's something that takes a while to learn, eh?
>>697292896
Nuh uh!
>>697293489
What, you expected me to lie to people and say I'm cute?
>>697293580
If you have someone that knows the bike, they have a good handle already. I would go by the main tank light if it lughts up when clise to empty, if there is a switcher remember to clear the reserve regularly.
>>697293580
Yuh huh
>Implying it's a lie
No way you're not cute
>>697293580
>>697292699
Kek, it's skittish. Pour it some food, sit next to the food and read a book or play a game on silent until it finishes eatting and leaves. It doesn't let anyone except one member of your family I assume?
>Captcha Fuchs me so much I shouldn't have to question my orientation
>>697293767
There isn't as far as I know.
>Looking at petcock
>On
>Off
>No Reserve
How the fuck does this thing work?!
>>697293821
But I'm not cute. You see, it's all an illusion you've created for yourself!
>>697294094
What's that even mean?!
>>697293821
Maybe a different approach is required?
>Compliment her without calling her cute
Hey what's a good memay
>>697294211
Roger that.
>>697294131
You have a nice ass!
>>697294131
I have no idea, Ive never had to use one. Ask the person who you borrowed it from, they should give you a good idea.
I love people that come in 5 minutes before closing and then complain about there not being enough staff.
>>697294505
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rjO2pYf9E
>>697294115
You can't. As long as you're near it, it won't go near.
>one member
No. LITERALLY no one.
>>697294312
>
>>697294612
I do not!
>>697294628
Nonono, I mean the ZX11! I have a rough idea on how far I could probably get with the Virago.
>>697294643
>Retail in a nutshell
>>697294941
>>697294612
Psst, he has nice legs
>>697294765
Made me chuckle.
Pretty accurate.
>>697294941
It's fucking bad.
Fat fucks need their chicken nuggets so they come in right as we're cleaning up and ready to count our tills and start complaining that there is slow service.
>>697294612
No! I meant in a romantic, semi-serious sense!
>>697294941
Noone?
>Oh it will, if it's hungry and you're silent, it will.
>>697295479
Got it, I'll try again.
>>697294941
I like you a lot because you're really kind and make me happy!
Back again with Rika
i'm back bitces! wubbalubadubdub etc etc brewer asuka back rubbing my dick on expensive shit! whoooo *burrp* ahhh
also cut my thumb somehow playin pkgo... wtf
>>697295288
>
>>697295334
Worked in 2 retail stores, both were either overnight, or closing shifts. The amount of times I had to deal with fuckers in the checkout lines complaining that they were too long. Like, no shit Sherlock, it's 11 at night and there's all of 1 fucking cashier left at closing. What the hell did you expect, 5 checkstands open to wring up your grape drank and hot Cheetos with your fucking EBT card?
>>697295689
I was the closest one to it. It used to sleep between my legs or right next to me back when I lived in the house.
But now it won't go near ANYONE.
>It won't, I've tried.
E-Eh?! M-Mizore, where's this coming from?
>>697295741
welcome back
is Rei about? we still need to fight.
>>697294734
Now that's a good mayme
So my assaholic team on OW though it would be a good idea to have 3 torbjorns and to ditch me, the healer, to escort the payload. lovely
>jenny claimed
>>697296017
Ah, a loner. Some cats just don't hang out with people. They aren't skittish, they very rarely hang out with people. "God cats"
I also like how you get dominant when I try to be dominant with you, and how you have a passion for things!
claimed
>>697296521
>
>>697296601
Cunt cats is more like it.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? MIZORE SHUSH!
>>697296832
Ok it's 3 in the morning, should I just cut the shit out?
They call him JoJo, they call me faggot.
Thats a fact
>>697296832
You are it's servant, is how it thinks.
Shush? But why? I'm just talking about you.
>and ur qt butt
>>697297008
I dunno, up to you.
>>697297085
That's why I stare it down before it gets any food.
Shush shush shush! No one needs to know about that stuff!
>And I am not cute!
>>697278196
Whats her name op? please?
>>697297245
Yeah I will. I just want to sleep anyways.
I'm thinking of just leaving.
>>697297375
You could just use reverse image search.
Even tho this doesnt work on this picture.
>>697297473
well yeah, idiot, it doesnt work, i just did... just tell me
>>697297313
Nothing happened, Mizore's just, uhhh, still waking up! Ya!
>>697297461
Go to bed mang, it's late anyways.
>>697297245
Ohhh you want to keep it private between us? I thought you liked it when you talked about showing me off.
>All these things are cute, so you are cute!
>>697297550
No idea
>>697297608
No not that leave. Leave leave
>>697278196
it's sad to see her defiled like that.
>>697297245
>That blush
>
>>697297608
I've been awake for 10 hours, playing saints row 4~
>Mizore
>>697297719
do what you want to do
>>697297655
Shuuuuuuush!
I am not!
>>697297719
Eh? Why? Did something happen?
>>697297798
What?
>>697297877
Then you're tired instead!
>>697298038
Yes you are, now shut up and kiss me!~
>work starts in 6 hours, and will be like five hours
>Regret
>Mizore
>>697298038
I've just been thinking. Do people actually like me around here?
>Exclude you and Sanae
>Ika
>>697298380
Well i have no idea who you are. But your not anoying me in any way.
>JoJo
Making thread, one sec.
Gonna call it a night here
Night /waifu
>Saber
>>697298285
P-Perv! Hentai! Baaaaka!
>Rip
>>697298380
I couldn't answer that for them. All I can say is I like ya, and would miss ya if ya left.
>>697298690
Thank ya, was about to do it myself.
>Makoto
Anyone baking?
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