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trips decide if I cook this little bastard or give him a carrot
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>>697276944
Carrot!
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Cook it a carrot
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Cook the piece of shit!
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>>697276944
carrot, edgelord
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>>697276944

Put your dick in it
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>>697276944
carrit
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>>697276944
Put a carrot in your dick
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>>697276944
Give him your carrot cock
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Give him a carrot!
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Give the fluff a carrot
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>>697276944
Cook a celery and feed it to the carrot and feed that to bunner
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carrot nigger
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carrot
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>>697277426
Roll
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Give that rabbit a Carrot
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Cook his carrot mother fucker.
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Carrot
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>>697276944
give that bun a carrot
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why own a rabbit if you aren't going to cook it?
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>>697277161
Dis nigga
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fuck off with your edge and give him a carrot
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give it a carrot!!
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carrot you fucking downy
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Burn a carrot!
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>>697277426
Rolll
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Please give the bunny a carrot
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Carrot for the bunny!
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>>697276944
T is for TIMESTAMP, FAGGOT
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Cook the fucker
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I want to see a carrot
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Cook it
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>>697277533
Win
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DONT COOK GIVE HIM A CARROT
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Cook the son biach
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>>697277659
>trips
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Carrot for bun
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cook it with carrots
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cook
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Give ribbit carrot
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Multiple wins for the rabbit to recieve a carrot
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>>697276944
Give him some some of your own flesh
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I die if he doesn't get a carrot
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>>697276944
give him a carrot and cook your hand
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666... carrot in pooper
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Carrot
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Cook. Don't be a fag OP.
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GIVE HIM A DAMN CARROT
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>>697277715
roll
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>>697277773
Roll
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rabitts are tasty, eat it
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Give bun carrot
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>>697277815
roll
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Please don't kill him ;-;
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Put carrot on bunner
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>>697277715
rerolling
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Carrot now
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cook it... hossenfeffer!
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End him.
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Cook the carrot
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its so fucking cute! :3
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Bake it fagg
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Carrot or you are horrible people
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>>697277839
This enthusiasm
Give the carrot
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>>697276944
Cut off his ear and feed it to him with a carrot mash
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Carrottt
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DO it.
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Microwave.
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KAWAII
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>>697277777
Win
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>>697277998
Holy shit that was close
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>>697276944
Cook him with carrots. Make a delicious stew with his eyes floaying in it. Drink his rabbit guts.
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>>697276944
cook the carrot
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Time for the cooking to commense
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Fuck the bunny
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Carrot for him
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Carrot or you are horrible people and I kill the niggers
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Cook him on a spit-roast and eat his marrow
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Carrot for him/her
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Carrot !
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Cook carrot, feed to the bun. Then go buy a mouse and drop him in a pot of boiling water because we demand blood.
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>>697278076
Fag.

Also, boil OP.
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Burn it
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Carrot up op's ass
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Check em

Now give it a carrot faggot
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https://www.bulkcandystore.com/ring-pops.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cse&utm_term=238B24&gclid=CLrsrqL9nM4CFYiBfgodsfkKKA

Give him a carrot
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Carrot in pooper
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Cut of its dick if no dick then ears, fry them then shove them up your ass covered in hot oil. Pics or it didnt happen
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Give him the fucking carrot
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>>697278231
roll
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>>697278282
rollerino
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Bake
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Why don't you cook me ;)
... And give him a carrot
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Feed it carrots and lettuce.
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fuck it, eat the little guy.
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Make it burn
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Carrot
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>>697276944
Caret
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>>697276944
Feed the bunny a carrot or we roit
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give him a carrot
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Kkcarrot his ass
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C
A
R
R
O
T
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>>697278308
Carrot roll>>697278308
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give it a carrot... now
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Give him carrot, please op
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Carrot
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CHECKEM! And give him a carrot
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Carrot
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Cook him with carrots
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Suck the rabbits dick
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>>697276944
Let him nom a carrot
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carrot
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Carrot plz
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carrot -bobby
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Carrot and pic eating it.
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>>697278554
Fuuuuuck
Give him the carrot
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Throw a carrot at him
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Carrot
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>>697278554
Fuck
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>>697276944
Fucking let it go you asshole and cut off your cock and cook it instead
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Cook bunny
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>>697278554
you had one job.
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STOP BEING A STUPID NIGGER AND GIVE HIM A CARROT
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A carrot for the bun, nigger.
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burn it and eat carrot in satisfaction
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How bout you fuckin kill yourself instead faggot.
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>>697276944
Cook him in the oven like a Jew.
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>>697276944
fuck him in the bum
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>>697278163
Wat
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Check em

Carrot time
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Microwave the fluff
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Carrot
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>>697278746
Reroll, also baste him with jizz
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Bury him in 6 feet of carrots
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>>697278739
Roll for this and carrot
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>>697278554
>>697278455
>>697278344
>>697277989
Fuck so close.
Also, roll for carrot . And pic.
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carrots op carrots
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Do both feed carrot then eat
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>>697276944
Time stamp or op is faggot
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eat bunnys cum
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888 for Jew oven with jizz covered basting
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Boil it a sandwich and place it on its head, trust me, you want to see this!
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Cook him
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eat the damn thing
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carrots nigger
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Give the little shit a carrot
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Let's make this interesting, dubs doesn't jerk off ever... But trips gets the choice between the carrot


(Also give him a carrot)
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Cook it
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Have sex with him
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Burn the fucker.
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Carrot
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Carrot ... up the ass
(Just in case of trip I am jk)
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Cook yourself and give that lil man a carrot
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Carrot trips
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C
A R
R
O T
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give him entire jalapeno
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Feed the bun a carrot and treat him with your finest wine, post pics
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Cut it's ear off
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>>697276944
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car rot
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Burn
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cook
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Give king bun a carrot
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fuck carrots. rolling for peas
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Give him a steamed carrot
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I'll post tits if this fucker gets a carrot
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boil it with the carrot
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Lick it's dick
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>>697278900
We got a winner fuckers
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cook
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cook yourself
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Lettuce and carrot
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>>697276944
both
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Give the bunny to a carrot
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Time for some cookin
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>ITT: Aspies can't roll trips

Give it a carrot now, ok?
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>>697279200
Trips you fag
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Cut your cock off and cook it
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>>697276944
Carrot
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>>697276944
Give it a carrot mah dood
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Rabbits don't like carrots
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cook it alive, also proof
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Give him a picture of a carrot
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feed him your dick
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>>697279200
>says dubs is winrar
good job retard
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>>697279200
no op should cook himself and give the lil guy a carrot and responsible owner. AND THAT IS NOT A WIN DUMBASS
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cook only it's leg
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Cook the bunny
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carrot
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carrot
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tea bag rabbits face with your nuts
Let it nibble on your nuts
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>>697279200
>trips decides
congrats on being autistic
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>>697279326
Check these trips for carrots
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Cook it
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>>697279303
Rol
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Cook carrot. Insert in anus. Feed carrot to bunny
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Buy the rabbit GTA5
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carrots are high in sugar. Give him lettuce instead.
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>>697277715
....
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>>697276944
Carrot pretty pls
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pet it
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Its just a rabbit. Boil it
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>>697276944
Looky looky time to cooky
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Cook him satan
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Eat it
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>>697279470
WINRAR WINRAR
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>>697279502
>>697279326

Stand back, I got it...
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Give him a carrot cake
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Carrot
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anal carrot
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cook carrot, feed to rabbit
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>>697279565
Let's goo lettuce
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Make it suck your dick
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Big ole carrot for feasting
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>>697276944
Cook him
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>>697276944
PORQUE NO LOS DOS????
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Carrot
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cookie
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>>697279643
what?
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cook yourself while rabbit eats carrot
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Roll for bunny
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>>697279684
roll ^ this
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Cook
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>>697279777
oh boy
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Burn that fucker
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>>697279777
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>697279777
WINNER !!!!!
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Give him a tasty carrot.
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Fucking fag, give him a carrot!
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>>697279777
Winner
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>>697279645
I gotchu bruv
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>>697279777
with carrots please
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>>697279777
WINRAR
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Give him two Carrots
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Fax the rabbit word carrot
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>>697279777
WINRAR
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>>697279777
PRAISE THE LORD
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>>697279737
this
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>>697279777
FUCK
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>>697279777

winrar!
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>>697279777

WINRAR
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>>697279777
Winrar
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>>697279777

OH SHIT

OP U GONNA DO IT OR WHAT
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>>697279777
NOOOO
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>>697279820
WINRAR WINRAR
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carrot
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>>697279777
o shit....
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>>697279777
ding ding
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Let'im eat cake.
(Carrot)
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>>697279777
I hate you
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>>697279200
>00 Dubs
If its double zero dubs a third time, I'm going to have to confiscate the 'lil fucker. Go outside your house, the first neighbour to your right. Stuff the fucker in the mailbox, I'll know what to do next. Trust me. You'll want to see this.
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kill it already
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Maybe op won't be a fag...
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>>697279777
someone's having rabbit tonight
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>>697279968
ajdhfsjas
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Check my trips feed him a carrot aggressively and scream at it about how much a a furry slut it is then post abusive bunny pic

For research purposes.
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>>697279920
Why?
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>>697279999
Oh lord
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>>697279860
role for thes
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>>697279999
overruled
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>>697279844
>>697279847
>>697279850
>>697279865
>>697279870
>>697279879
>>697279894
>>697279897
>>697279906
>>697279908
>etc
>etc

All these faggots that didn't reverse search the image....
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>>697279999
sick quads
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>>697279999
Mother of god
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>>697279999
Quads win
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>>697279999
Winrar! You also get to pick a bonus with that quado.
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>>697279999
quads confirm
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>>697279999
Confirmed.
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Give carrot
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>>697277998
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>>697279999
It looks like it's decided.
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>>697276944
nice bait Op.
rabbits arent cheap
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>>697280176
>>697280176
We all know its fake, we just need a reason to fight over trips.
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make it a steam account
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>>697280176
It's a game fag
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>>697279999
http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1013493-braised-rabbit-legs

Atleast put him to good use.
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Problem solved you fuckers are done
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>>697280516
GOD HELP US ALL
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>>697280516
kek
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>>697280516
>hurr durr i can't use reverse image search
>hurr durr i snitch on people over the internet
virgin detected
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>>697280516
I bet you go outdoors a lot and live a very exiciting life! Lel.
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>>697279777
>>697279999
>>697280111
Oh shit, nnooooooo!
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>>697280777
Top geg
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>>697280516
>peta
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>>697280516
oh so you'll watch people die, but just not animals? you should watch yourself kick the fucking chair buddy
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>>697280777
its got to be bait, it just has to be bait.
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>>697281089
Or maybe you shouldnt treat everything you see on the internet as fact and stop being so edgy.
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>>697281284
honestly, i dont think someone would try that hard for b8
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>>697276944
rolling trips so I can see you stick ur dick in it then cook it
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>>697281284
>>697281349
Do you know where you are? We actually try here, all he did was send scrambled letters to peta a screenshot the message.
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I don't mind what you do with your chattel, but if you're going to cook it, you damn well better eat it, and know how to kill it swiftly and without unnecessary suffering.

Here's a video fucking tutorial, so you have no excuses:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOnkVbcYXRQ

If you botch this, that shit gets around breuh. It leaks out of the rabbit, and spoils the Earth with bad juju.
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>>697281622
Savage
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Anyone have that webm?

You know the one.
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Carrot
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>>697281771
They were either evolved or designed, however you want to believe it, to be killed a certain way. And every predator that survives on rabbit meat kills them in this way. That tells you something; there is a method to this, a correct way to end a rabbit's life, and if you respect that method, not nobody can say shit about it, because we're all in this life business together.
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>>697281622
I have heard it feels horrible to kill animals with your hands, if OP is going to cook it he should shoot it in my opinion.
Btw, give him a carrot instead of killing it
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>>697280777
Wasted trips
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ITT: retards who can't reverse image search
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>>697278842
Only the first one in that list was close you dumbass.
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>>697282803
It sends a weird kind of shiver up your spine. IMO if you can't bear to feel an animal's bones crunching beneath your fingers, then you really have no business killing them, in any form. But then, that's why I'm vegan.

I still squash bugs occasionally, but I make sure to squash the life out of them by hand, and to know their last death throes (tiny as they may be) by way of my own body. Gotta' keep the spirits flowing, or the system gets clogged, and that's no fun for nobody.
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>>697283437
Holy shit. *VEGETARIAN

I'm trippin' on Benedryl so forgive the typos / feel free to disregard all the winking cat posts as just high ass rambling, or enlightened scripture as you see fit.

I would starve if it weren't for cheese.
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