Post characters who are Literally you.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post characters who are Literally you.
This. Except for occupation, obviously.
>>697268046
Cool. You a hot fat chick?
>>697267599
>>697268123
No. Just a quirky, nerdy, ugly one.
>>697268046
if only you weren't an unemployed sperg
>>697268237
NP. I'm not fussy and prey on girls with low self esteem. A good result for everyone IMO.
>am depressed
>am romantic
>am surprisingly still getting laid
>>697268046
you know the fuckin drill
>tits or gtfo
>>697268237
lets start with tits and work from there
>>697268636
>>697269199
>>697269275
Landwhale status. You don't want to see that.
>>697269607
just post em. nobody asked how fat u r
>>697267599
>Thinking you're Brad Pitt
I cringed
>>697269863
are you ultra tolerant friend?
>>697267599
>>697269607
This is /b. Seriously, we do.
>>697267599
>Old
>Really into 90's music
>Has been
>Sober
Anyone care to post a picture of Anthony Kiedis for me pl0x?
>>697269880
>Thinking Tyler Durden looks like Brad Pitt
the movie completely went over your head, didn't it?
>>697269863
In what ways are you like him, friend?
>>697270228
perhaps hes a fan of ludwig v
>>697269863
you like milk and LSD?
>>697270550
plus all the rape and killin. but that might of been a dream
Both
>>697269068
Hank Moody is one of my few fictional heroes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
>>697270732
careful not to cut yourself, edgemaster
>>697270961
>his face when
>>697270055
>>697271112
LOL!!!
>>697267599
100% me, I'm not even joking now
>>697271521
/thread
>>697271521
YOU LIE.
>>697271757
that file name tho...
>>697267599
>>697271800
yeah i dont keep pictures of kevin spacey on my computer faggot, is that a problem?
>>697272419
how have none of you edgy tryhard faglords posted Rusty yet? don't you have any culture?
>>697270961
no need to ever wipe when u wear leather all the time
literally me
>>697272695
I forgot about him, bust looking up...
>>697272695
rusty shackleford maybe. not this mccockenay fag
for me, i am Boots. intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>697267599
>>697273136
hangout with any mexican girls?
>>697273204
Dat filename doe
>>697269607
Show your fucking saggy disgusting tits
>>697267599
>tfw I'm just trying to be myself.
>>697273380
runs through my mind everyday
>>697273398
i was hoping for big fat titties but whatevar
>Because people always expect me to do shit for them, but never want to do ME any favors.
>>697273204
fuck you, nigger!
>>697273136
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>697273783
>
>>697273494
I'd expect nothing less
>>697274015
kek, the average /btard
The more I watch the show, the more I can relate to him. I mean, minus the super-genius aspect.
>I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Show me your war face!
I'm not really a bad guy, I'm just...misunderstood.
>>697272589
Randy Bobandy
>>697274404
>>697267599
This one nails it for me.
>>697274404
The I act in real life is like Eric from That 70s Show. Online, a little more aggressive and straight to the point :P
>>697274305
So, an incredibly awkward, partially retarded introvert that has trouble maintaining any social/romantic relationships and is unable to complete simple tasks like driving a car?
>>697267918
you're such a great guy, anon
>>697275175
The way I*
>>697275175
Yeah right
>>697275209
Right on the nose. I haven't driven a car since 2009, and my friends and family are actively avoiding me.
>>697275404
Excuse me? I WILL END YOU jk
>>697274404
>>697273895
>>697275467
Why are you proud? Must be on welfare or in uni for shit major
>>697270355
Lived a crazy life. Robbed, fucked around, ran with gangs, did mad drugs. Got locked up, something happened and i was able to sue the prision. Turned my life around but am still mad and act out on my fantasies in legal ways
> meep
>>697271521
Love the show. But you're a faggot.
>>697275740
>uni for shit major
You know, I don't like it when people are in my room. I really don't like it when they're in my head.
Get out.
>literally
>>697275834
>he a good boy
>he was turning his life around
>>697276034
>cookies
>>697275740
>>697275959
forgot pic
>>697276034
Well it triggered 105 posts & counting yuk yuk.
>>697271651
>SPD
>worst series
Ninja Storm was the best
>>697275834
I think you skipped the part where you were anally raped.
Otherwise, I've done all those things too, faggot.
>>697271521
How the fuck did you get past the captcha?
>>697275209
That's me.
>>697276332
>ninja storm
>best
You might as well say Super Megaforce, fam.
>>697276496
>MFW I learn the secret of man's red fire.
>>697267599
>>697276372
whatever you say oh my brother
>>697273398
>>697273613
Stop asking for fat tits. No one wants to see that shit.
>>697272838
Nick?
>>697276567
that's fucking classic
>>697267599
Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
>>697267599
these 2 in one
>>697275712
can relate
>>697267599
>>697267599
Lol
>>697274598
Fuck off, Lahey.
>>697267599
Literally me
>>697280935
>me when ...we're the same
>>697267599
>>697275085
i hope your anus is ready for a sky full of icicles tomorrow
>>697273699
you're a big guy
most cringiest thread on this fucking site. cant believe you think you're tyler durden op.
cant you fucking realize that movie incorrectly glorifies his stupid ass? He literally loses at the end.
his whole thing is like "stick it to the man!" and be this rebellious independent person from the government and capitalism and what not shit. BUT LITERALLY, he turns all his "independent" followers into nameless drones just like they already were in society, taking orders from another person.
you must be sooo fucking stupid to not get the main fucking point of the whole movie. its in your fucking face throughout the entirety of the movie. bet you havent even read the book. idiot.
>>697269288
this
also check'd
>>697278032
second
>>697269863
jesus fucking christ mate thats kind of intence
>>697270550
Wasn't it amphetamine?
>>697283579
>I'm this character
>You must think you're so cool because that character is shit for the following 3 paragraphs of reasons.
Trolls trolling trolls.
>>697281161
I've never seen such a perfect depiction of the average /b/tard. Wanks it to his slutty sister n everything
>>697269964
i respect this
>>697267599
So nonexistent right?
>>697268123
>Hot
>Fat
Pick One.
ITT: delusion
>>697271521
90% of /b/ whether they want to admit it or not
>>697269288
So much this
>>697267599
god i couldn't be more accurate.
