New sexting thread, last one 404'd
Dubs: Send the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we fucked yet?"
Quads: Send the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we fucked yet?" + a dick pic
>>697260844
OP here
are you fucking joking me god fucking damnit
... That chick looks grimey
>>697260945
Agreed, hopefully she's got a nice body to compensate.
>>697260945
OP here
that was the pic of the last thread
Kek
Op
Roll
>>697261385
a little background on who this chick is
i said it in the last thread but she basically fucking hates me and wants me to die
>>697261559
ohhh yeaaah hey nice! go get 'em!
>>697261774
>>697261777
You look very young. i like young Girls
roll
Roll
Where's the anon that posted this
>>697261559
kek should be good
>>697260844
Every reply of yours has been assbackwards as far as anything logical goes. You have made 4-5 replies, dont care to count them all, but every one of them seems rather stupid, or agreeing with someone who is clearly stupid (which Infinite has proven and asked you about, to which you ignored and namecalled bringing nothing logical to his question or your debate). You are either the OP, posting from his mobilephone account to backup your own self, or you are really stupidly trolling. Which one?
>>697262749
I'm a dolphin and my parents are trying to get me put into a psych ward. I don't understand why. I can't help that I am a dolphin trapped in a man's body. And I love fish sticks.
>>697262749
i liek cokc yummy yummy yumym cokc
More posts be nice
Roll.
Roll for hopes
Wish me luck
I love to role play fuck me
>>697264769
That was quick
Roll
>>697265342
Phew
>>697260844
Rolling
>>697265174
Fuck me lololol
roll
why not
Ayy
>>697265781
ooh. Well come one now. send a dic pic.
I won't do it
This post can't get dubs or trips, watch
Roll
>>697266844
Winrar
rollin
One of these posts is how I got together with my wife. True story.
lulz
This chick I use to play tera with gave me her Kik.
Should I do it just for lulz?
She is going into her freshman year of highschool btw. But she is a fellow memefag.
Updates
>>697268366
That's pedophilia, bro.
>>697260844
Time to be bold mates gimme a sec ill send real messages
>>697268366
No balls
>>697268506
No.its not you retard. That's hebephilia
jej
>>697268366
>>697268506
Don't let this guy get to you.
Do this:
1. Book flights for Japan for the both of you, but also book one back home that leaves 30 mins~(depending on how fast you finish) after you arrive at the Japan terminal
2. Fuck her since 14 is the age of consent in Nippon shithole country.
3. Escape to your flight back home.
>>697268506
She dated a 19-23 year old guy who played with us. Fucking "Matt" lol.
I have no sexual interest in her. She is just a really chill chick and is better than me at games.
I'm 18 btw. Just clearing some shit up.
one roll.
roll
>>697269566
the one roll to get the dubs
>>697269829
idk if i should do it though lol
Anyone got results or naw
>>697269829
idk if i should tho lol
you idiots, you have to post pics with their responses.
>>697270111
Fuck
>>697264073
I didn't get dubs but did it anyway.
But she hasn't replied yet
ITT: fags lurk till 404
bump, thread is epic and im too pussy to do
>>697260844
rolling
ill roll for my trips
>>697271636
far from epic, just do it and blame a friend had your phone if they are like wtf.
lul
dubs?
>>697263527
Fish dicks*
Giving away my entire nudes/vids collection over 3000 pics/vids never posted before. Hit me up on kik if you want the dl link kik - sexxylexy444
Welp
>>697272460
That "kek" made me laugh, good job
>>697265781
You know that they know you screenshotted that right?
>>697272620
on kik? no they don't
>>697265781
That is the cringiest conversation I've ever seen.
>>697272686
That's Snapchat bro
Give me girls' names on kik, I'll send my dick and post results
>>697272686
Retard alert.
I tried
This post is a How to fuck up a relationship simulator
>>697260844
well either way the last chick i talked to is my GF
>>697272922
Say some goofy shit like "lemme find a way to make it up to you"
>>697273133
You have to say this he got dubs
roll
>>697273090
t. child
If you don't have sex in your your relationship then you're either a cucked bitch or 13 years old
>>697260844
Rolling for my cousin
>>697260844
Roll
>>697272922
If she still uses the <_< emoji in 2016, you probably don't want to have sex with her anyway
>>697273344
Dubs
>>697269101
Age of consent in Mexico is 12 (in most cities) it'd be faster implying he's a 'murican
>>697273307
Oh shit, thanks anon I missed the dubs there
>>697260844
roll
>>697273468
do you know how to screenshot on zte android. I'll post pics but idk how
What now boys?
>>697273896
most phones it's power button and volume down. if you have the google now launcher you can hold the home button and click the share icon aswell
>>697273896
Try sliding the side of your hand across the screen from left to right
>>697274031
I'll take you out to the movies, I heard Lights Out was good. Are you free tomorrow?
>>697274031
Say rip again
Say rip again
Or offer to eat her pussy
>>697274031
something something "i'm really sorry how I treated you" something something "give me another chance"
apologizing for shit (even if you didn't do it or it's not your fault) gets you surprisingly far
>>697274031
say rip again, definitely your best bet
>>697274031
" i'm going to fiddle with your nipples "
>>697274410
Do both
>>697274031
Say "if you want I could just eat your pussy for a while I guess"
>>697274076
>>697274040
It's the $30 aT&t burner. I have my girls nudes on my phone too but it won't let me post pictures from my gallery
TOOT TOOT
>>697274031
Post pics of her
>>697274702
from an app or are you using chrome?
I think I dun fucked up bois
Roll
>>697274849
i luv u
>>697274824
From chrome. The only options it gives me is sound recordings or live pictures from the camera
>>697274849
fucking frank kek
>>697274849
I set you up and you ruined it with the second text. Good job autismo, you could've gotten theater head
>>697274849
KEK
>>697274849
you fucking dumbass, why the hell did you think it was a good idea to reply with that fucking cancer ass photo
>kys
I think I still gotta shot bois, what you think?
>>697275715
She probably isn't someone he'd rather fuck.
Forgot pic
>>697275932
Idk man this pretty much a shut down
roll
That pic is hilarious.
Btw, your face is why you haven't fucked yet.
>>697276517
That's francis of the filth, you tard
Is this a good idea for a senior in high school? I heard fucking isnt too common at my age, and I dont want to ruin a relationship with someone that I actually enjoy talking to.
I'm 16
>>697272779
You don't know when somebody screenshots a convo only pics you dip
>>697276759
underage b&
>>697260844
Lastperson i talked to was my 13 year old niece
>>697269179
>chick is better than me at games
Fucking casual
>>697276759
MODS
I don't get dubs
>>697277146
Age of consent where I live is 15, not sure if that helps. Nobody really does it anyways, its just technically "allowed" by law.
>>697277346
global rule #2 fag
>>697276868
>>697277146
people who say this are underage
>>697260844
You faggot this isn't even you I've seen this on 3 other threads
>>697277346
you have to be a 18 to be on 4chan dumb cunt
GET OFF
>>697277510
joke's on you, I'm 19!
>want me to post ID as proof?
>>697277688
Don't be retarded and don't post personal information on internet
>>697276759
B& we'll see you in two years
>>697271286
>does wow, a game played in real time constantly streaming information to and from your computer as you play, use much data
>yeah, but mostly just when downloading the game and patches
kek, anon, unless she plans on playing for 5 minutes a month, you're retarded.
>>697260844
Roll and if trips then suicide
>>697277794
you took the bait.
>>697277869
>dorito hair
For some reason this cracked me up
>>697278049
>>697275932
Tell her you'll eat that ass the easy way or the hard way
Ok
>>697260844
im game
>was my sister fyi
>>697278428
try 2/2
>>697278511
alrighty
>>697278103
>for some reason, the joke in that image cracked me up
anon, unless u an ayy lmao who doesn't understand human humor, you're retarded.
>>697278511
Send the message dub fags >>697278277
>>697274031
Let me tell you the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Have you heard it?
If someone replies to my post with trips, I'll dump my girls nudes fuckit
Op is a fag I called him out for the picture not being his and he deleted that shit
>>697278758
Is she in the car or something anon?
>>697272922
uwu
>>697274640
Cr1tical, come on now. That didn't work for you the first time, won't work here.
>>697278758
Those are some huge aerolas my dude
>>697278936
It's the dude in the background I think.
>>697278758
fuck right off faggot
>>697278758
roll
>>697278758
roll
>>697260844
rolllll
>>697277869
I've played wow on a wifi dongle before, it doesn't take that much data. Was recharging once a week.
>>697278758
Fine, take your filthy trips, you piece of shit.
>>697276760
Nigger, if you screenshot the chat in Snapchat they get a notification. They even get a notification if you screenshot another app if the chat is still open.
>>697278602
I always deliver
>>697278936
No tits for you, dick
>>697279573
oh god
>>697279573
I respect that. I respect that a lot.
>>697279573
YES!!
>>697279573
if this thread dies you better be back anon.
>>697260844
Last girl I talked to I already fucked. What then?
>>697280054
liar.
>>697279602
Saw them through shirt anyways faggot
>>697279840
>>697279949
>>697280022
>>697280025
I dont think shes gonna be up to anser it tonight sadly guys
>>697272805
Undead_kawaii_potato_
>>697278602
Sorry bro, she's already asleep by now. Fug I couldn't contribute to thread
>>697280212
you should confirm a time when youll put up a new thread tomorrow anon
Rolling. I'll post anyway probly.
>>697278758
> trips
They're disabled you fucking autistic shitstain.
>>697280198
Rolling.
>>697278758
> girl
> her
Rollin nigga.
>>697270111
>>697280846
Explain
reading this thread, im honestly surprised how well this works
Maybe its best to be upfront af.
>>697278758
Yeah?
>>697281122
Girls have the same brains as guys, anon. It's scary to be upfront at first, but you learn pretty quickly that bitches are into some crazy shit too
>>697281122
Also you got dubs so do it faggot
>>697280738
I'll put up a new thread at 10 AM CST, hopefully she has a positive reaction cause I've been wanting to fuck my sister for years
>>697281059
Well it goes like this
> MODS
>>697273453
that's because she's probably 14
>>697274849
Hahahahaha
>>697276759
Are you kidding me, man. Honestly, lots of people are already doing it at that age.
>>697280212
I wish you luck bro, I know from experience fucking your sister is a great experience
>>697260844
> tfw when last girl you talked to, family included was so many years ago, you lost every last phone number
>>697265174
she's not offended...in fact she's almost flirting... which means it's not a no.
not a no until she says no.
it's not too late....ask her if she's free on x to do x....something like "we should hang out this week"
i have faith in you anon
roll
>>697261385
>>697261559
Why are you using comic sans font
>>697278758
ROLL OR GTFO
Rolling to text one of my exes that I've already fucked. She probably deleted my number by now as well.
>>697282627
Roll numero dos.
>>697282062
Thanks anon, I feel like there has always been a sort of tension between us, but I still dont know for sure if she'll go for it, fingers crossed
>>697278758
Rolling while I wait
>>697282899
You got dubs. Do it.
>>697282627
Also rolling again.
>>697278758
Roll
>>697272805
jeremy?
>>697282999
Chek'd
roll
>>697282999
winner
>>697273896
click (and hold, i think) power button and volume down button at the same time
Roll
>>697274031
say "let me take you out"
>>697283019
"I know that cock and balls It must be Jeremy"
>>697282799
Be sure to post results when she responds
>>697279573
>>697279840
>>697279949
>>697280022
>>697280212
Anon quickly changes the contact name. Idiot anons loose their shit
>>697283620
Always
roll
>>697283648
I think you're a glass half empty kind of guy.
>>697283648
I didnt change her contact name tho? Who am I trying to impress?
roll roll
>>697260844
Rollin
>>697283862
God speed
>>697260844
Let's roll
Roll
>>697281122
girls love the attention. even if they didn't want to fuck you at first...just knowing you wanna fuck them and are confident enough to hit on them..is a turn on.
they might play hard to get, you just have to read the signs and try to decide whether she's actually not interested or just trying to not look easy after such a blatant message.
Rip thread
>>697260844
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, dubs send pic related. And fuck you.
>>697260844
i wanna know
>>697260844
kilmme
Kek?
>>697285152
Nice bump retard
Pls no
>>697279573
Roll
Roll
HELP WHAT DO I SAY
>>697285819
Say you want to fuck her?
>>697285819
say something like we'll keep hanging out, but now you know the option is always there.
>>697286108
what are you a faggot?
>>697282999
dam son
>>697286186
Yeah, why?
>>697286108
What a fucking queer
>>697285819
"I want to fuck you."
>>697286108
This is actually a good response
>>697286108
Pussy passive beta.
You're weak.
>>697285819
be fucking d i r e c t
the rest of these cucks dont get laid because they are indecisive and too hung up on trying to fit in memes and cringy shit like kek.
you can do it fam
>>697285819
Say "you can't tell me you haven't thought about it before."
>>697285819
>My cock is small. But Hopefully we can >have fun with your big fun cock
You fucking cuck faggoy Op
>>697286471
well you linked the same post twice, so yeah
>>697286471
Dumbass alert is off the charts
>>697286471
Faggot.
>>697286665
you were almost the chosen one
>>697286734
You're the faggot, faggot.
>>697286471
>>697286734
>697286420 #
Samefag
I'm a faggot and won't send shit KYS XDXDXDXDEXD I'm soo fucking EDGY lelellelel
>>697285819
rollin
>>697286975
He gave more attention to his girl after he gets a girlfriend, and you're so butthurt and desperate you try and smash his girl the second they break up? Fuckin pos
>>697286759
i basically was tbh
>>697287166
I hope he smashes chris's girl just for that guy ditching him
ZOMG SENT MSG TO WOMAN FAMILY MAMBER AND AHE SQID YES TO FUK HARD I. ASSHOLE!! PRESS X Y Y B A TO GET EXTRA LEVEL
>>697287166
I've known both of them for 10 years, this Chris guy cheated on her 2 times (to my knowledge) and she's also my friend, so the scales were leaning on her favor. Also this guy is major bs and he always does the same shit, completely abandons his friends while he has a gf and comes back as soon as he breaks up
Roll
>>697287166
bros before hoes
>>697287370
Press F to pay respects
>>697287401
Whatever faggot. Don't be callin friends "not true friends" when you're trying to fuck her right when they break up. Real hypocritical, says a lot about your character m8.
>>697279573
Could you post a pic of her? I need to fap
god wills it
>>697281530
>kek
>>697276760
>inb4 you're my grandmother
>>697286975
You're faggy name is probably Sebastian, isn't it? Gay name
>>697287611
top kek a true friend wouldn't completely ditch his entire crew just for a gf m8. This guy didnt just "gave more attention to her", he literally stopped talking to us for months and like I said its the third time he pulls this off.
bros before hoes and this guy was the first one to break the rule.
>>697276759
MODSMODSMODS UNDERAGE FAG
Fucking roll
>>697282899
so close
>>697280054
Do it anyway and let her wonder if she's so bad you forgot that ass
>>697287611
Checked
>>697287784
Maybe it's just me but
Fucking a friends girl > not talking to friends for a while
>tfw last girl I texted is my 16 year old co-worker who I never talk to
>>697281530
A negative reaction isn't necessarily a negative reaction
>>697287784
You sound like a whining bitch. " he did it first".
He didn't wrong you in any way, just gets caught up over women. Some people are like that.
>>697286975
Holyshit, my dick just fell off, R U a wizard???
>>697288002
If I told my friend im trying to fuck his ex I get a cheeky smile and a simple "You better do it faggot"
>get some real niggas
>>697288002
EX girl, they already broke up.
And this girl also happens to be my friend, and he cheated on her twice, so he forfeited the "bros wont fuck with your hoe" right.
Also its pretty much of a dickmove to completely ditch guys who have been there unconditionally for you for more than 10 years, honor amongts thieves anon.
Shes also pretty hot
>>697288242
pic
rolling
>>697288242
Stop talking to those pussies. Talk to her and get pussy.
>>697288242
Pic pls
>>697288333
Checked
>>697288333
fuck
Roll
>>697288333
>>697288333
You have to do it
>>697288242
pic NAO
if hot then bros =/= hoes
>>697286975
Ya fuck that nigga Chris... Put it in her brown eye
>>697286975
keep going
>>697285819
>>697286975
BOI
>>697260844
rolling
>>697289231
CONGRATS
>>697289231
/B/ IS GONNA GET THIS MAN LAID GG
>>697289231
get it boi
>>697289231
say "do what?"
>>697289231
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THIS IS NOT WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>697289231
Where would we do it?
Sounds like she just wants to get it over with.
>>697289231
Give us back story who tf is Chris and who is this bitch
God damn
>>697289231
well done have a nice time anon
:)
>>697289699
There is back story in earlier posts
>>697289231
>>697289524
>>697289537
There is still happiness in the world
>>697289581
pretty sure she already agreed
>>697289680
No it doesnt you cuck. Learn to read between the lines. She wants him to have her over, and fuck her in his bed with his big thick throbbing cock, and for him to splatter her all over her pretty little face with his cum.
That's what she wants. Be a man, get her around, and fuck her brains out.
>>697289699
Dubs, m80
>>697277869
well tbh when i played played runescape with dial up i only used like 400mb the whole month
>>697289699
Chris *was* one of my closest friends, part of my main "crew", we've met since high school.
Julia (this girl) has been one of my closest friends since high school too.
We've met for 10 years.
Throughout the years julia and I casually made out, but nothing more.
About 6 months ago chris and julia got in a relationship. Chris cheated on julia 2 times, and as soon as he got with her, he ditched us. This would be third time he ditched us as soon as he got a girl. And every time when he breaks up, he comes back to us so that we comfort him or some shit.
>>697289680
No she's legitly wondering because theres always someone in her house.
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