Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs or trips you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female (male if femanon) you spoke to
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
Post pics of conversation.
>>697249933
Rolling
>>697249933
Roll lel
Roll
awdsawdasdwadwasad
roll
this would probably be the best thing to happen to me if it worked
>>697249933
You fucked up
roll
roll
>>697249933
Roll
>>697249933
Dubs speaks the truth!
roll cuz
Talking to someone right now. so fuck it. rollerino
>>697249933
>tfw I don't talk to any girls or have any girls numbers in my cell phone
Roll
>>697249933
Why haven't we fucked yet?
roll
rolling for edge lord
Rolling
Rolling for the love of god
>>697251040
>cell phone
Tool
roll
Roll, I guess... Eek!
rolo
Fuck it
Roll
Roll
>>697252032
Phew...
Roll
>>697249933
last female was my mom.
roll
Roll
Roll
Rollin
rolling for ez singles
>>697252488
send response
Rollin
>>697252488
Oh lord
roll
>>697252600
show response
Rollan'
>>697252488
Shit luck m8
>>697252600
DOUBLES AGAIN!?!?!?
>>697249933
Fuck it, hit me.
>>697252685
cuttin' it close, anon, deliver.
>>697251040
what face?
>>697252836
I can't do this, she'll fucking kill me if I do
Rolling
>>697252983
then do it to anyone you can, pal, its okay..
>>697252983
do it
rollin
rollerino
>>697253277
...shit
>>697249933
lol is that your screenshot OP?
>>697253277
Dooo eeeiiittttt
>>697253322
shit shit....
>>697253333
fukkin ded
>>697253277
Ty. Deliver.
>>697253333
rolli polli olli
>>697252944
Kek
>>697253396
You dun fucked up
roll
fuck it lets try
ROLLIN"
ITT: Virgins that will never deliver
>>697253333
nope but waiting on ur cowards to stop being pussy and just post whats the worst that can happen
>>697253333
GET THAT SHIT, ANON
What if I already fucked the last?
>>697249933
>>697252488
>>697252600
>>697252944
>>697253277
>>697253322
>>697253333
You're all faggots that wont deliver
Set Rollins
Ok
Will deliver
She's at work rn might dunno when she gets off I just smoke weed with her
But
>roll
Last girl I spoke to was my mom.... Roll
>>697253988
kek this thread rich with dubs
>>697253946
I would, but she's not online. What do?
>>697253947
Rolling again
rolleroni
>>697253988
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>697253988
Here we go
>>697254077
kek
doesn't matter anyway
>>697253988
Oh shit
Hope she takes her break soon
>>697254077
Send it anyway and post it then if she gets on to check it post results
Rolland
roll1
roll2
>>697254229
Wrote to her, awaiting response to see if she reacts.
>>697253947
>>697254123
Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin....
Bump
>>697249933
i've only got like 10 girls on my phone but roll
What if you already fucked the last chick you talked to?
>>697254443
close one, anon..
>>697254443
You mother fucker
>>697254504
Then get nudes.
>>697249933
Rollerino
>>697254443
holy shit i lucked out. i've never been happy to be cheated out of quads.
>>697254504
Then go to the next one m8
>>697254424
>>>697253947
>>697254123
4th time...
>>697254568
I got a video of her sucking my cock if that counts..lol
REROLL
>>697253988
>>697254058
>>697254151
Hold on tho I wanna get laid
Will it alert her if I screenshot a convo on snap chat ?
Or does it just alert for pics ?
Then I'll deliver
>>697254229
Pretty sure she's sleeping. Seems like I'm in the clear :^)
>>697254777
kek yes it does use a camera ol' fashion but full proof
>>697254744
5th times the charm
>>697254777
Just for pics m8
>>697254777
Wow it was meant to be today
>>697254914
How many times does it take for dubs?
roll
>>697254811
Post it damnit
Rolls
>>697254912
>>697254923
Which fgt is lying ?
>>697254744
Then post it. And ask for new ones.
>>697255018
7th roll. Maybe someone's trying to tell me to not do this.
Rollin
>>697249933
Rolllll
Rolling
>>697255096
Octaroll
>>697255072
It notifies them
>>697255144
deliver
rolling
None of you fags have the balls to do it
Roll
Rollerino
>>697249933
rolling singles baby
>>697255193
I'm quitting at 10
r o l l
o
l
l
>>697249933
Chex nigger. I already fucked the last three chicks I texted. It's Saturday here. It wouldn't make any sense. You got nothing and I got a five inch cock but all the game. Fuck you pussy.
>>697255406
reroll
>>697254811
>>697255066
>>697255144
>>697255211
>>697255311
Someones gotta deliver. All these dubs.
>>697255395
10th time. If it happens it happens. I'm tired of fuckin rollin
Wouldn't do it either way cause im too pussy
rell
roll
>>697255519
Alright I'm out later niggers
you're crazy if you think anyone's going to deliver
Quints get
120+ replies and not one delivery. /b/ really is fucking dead.
I ain't gonna have to do it
>>697249933
Rollllo
Roll
YALLS ARE PUSSIES
I'll keep rolling. I will deliver screenshot. If she says yes I can't promise.
Rollin on by
>>697255826
>>697255606
I'm this fag
Also roll
>>697255896
Fuck all the dubs in here and I can't get shit
Rolling
>>697255144
Delivered
>>697255950
Do it anyway?
Dead end here uhhhh
>>697255950
I believe in you, anon, go get 'em.
Roll
>>697256033
Dubs say you must keep trying
fuck it
>>697252275
were waiting
>>697256028
>>697256052
I'm trying.
>>697256199
were waiting
>>697256033
Say bitch I am serious. What the fuck.
Roll
>>697256199
We're waiting
>>697256206
Fucking rolling
>>697256388
YAAASSS!!! You did it!
Why not, lets roll
>>697256388
Fuckin finally. BRB gonna go deliver
roll
>>697255311
>>697253988
>>697254149
>>697254175
>>697254777
>>697254923
>>697255072
>>697255211
Fuck it I just texted her we usually just SC tho she works as a hostess so she should be done closing soon
Kinda nervous
But I want that pussy
Wish me luck m8s
>>697256606
kek
>>697256281
Rolling for >>697256033 to say this.
Roll that shit
Here we go
roll
>>697256653
>>697256606
delivered...
>>697249933Fuck it roll
O no
I'm rolling a dubs, but not posting.
Rolling
>>697249933
R O L L
O fuk
rolll
>>697256759
Yah, I posted that ~20 seconds late, sorry.
>>697249933
roll ya right
Shid
>>697256789
o no so close
No trips yet eh?
rolls
>>697256619
hope you get some pussy man
>>697256855
Shid is right, tiger!
>>697256619
Post pics, also good luck
Kek, this won't happen.
>>697256876
There have been two. Apparently we're playing on pussy mode tonight
>>697256933
Double shit
Wheres some fucking trips?
>>697256619
we are praying for you anon. good luck
>>697256933
shit man
Easy singles
Someone use these dubs
yolo
This is a dangerous thread
Rolls Royce
>>697256994
>>697257074
Oy vey, this was unexpected.
Literally can't deliver, tho, I live fucking Amish; I don't even have a phone.
ROLLING
>>697256388
>>697256525
Delivered.
RA RA RA ROLLLLNNN
>>697257210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
Roll
>>697257330
>wanting to fuck a girl that smokes
>being this sub-human
Seth Rollins Bitch
rolllllllling
roll
Delivered ofuk
>>697257768
lol nice
>>697257768
HOLY SHIT DUDE
Rollie Pollie Ollie
>>697257768
Why blur out the name?
>>697257768
roll
Roll
Roll
>>697257768
Anon's getting laid tonight!
>>697257867
because of people like you who actually care about the name
>>697258011
are you?
>>697258011
You might be too with those dubs
you get trips you're fucked for real
>roll
>>697257768
go get her, even if she is your mom, anon, puss is puss. :^) all seriousness nice get!
the last girl i talked to was borderline suicidal and she hates the very fact that i exist
so
roll
Am I the only one who thinks there is a little too much win in this thread
Roll
>>697258137
>>697258030
I don't give a shit about the name, I was just wondering. Calm your tits.
>>697258137
You. You I like.
Roooolliing
>>697258137
My nigga
>>697257768
you gotta update us
>>697257330
Well no-go anons.
>inb4 pussy is gonna rat out b
No I'm not.
>>697258137
Kek
Roll
roll
>>697258278
The right to my body? lol
My Mom is my only female contact on my phone.
>>697258278
updates on this shit too
>>697258411
Gonna get lucky tonight then
>>697258137
if someone else rolls dubs as a reply i'll do it
>>697258411
Oh no lmao
Rollin
>>697258411
>>697258411
OH SHIT, DUBS
Deliver, man.
>>697258411
KEK
>>697258045
>>697258075
Fucking hell, why does this keep happening? I'm just here to watch other people potentially ruin/elevate their love lives while making commentary, I'm not actually rolling.
Going to stop posting itt now, being as how I'm >>697257279, and me getting dubs is pointless.
>>697258278
kek
stupid bitch
>>697258137
c'mon anon..
>>697258481
>>697256595
>>697255311
>>697258278
What a cunt.
>>697258481
pussy
Rollen, its ok, I never get dubs
Rolling currently texting my sister
>>697257914
Yes, well done, well done, however
>>69697258411
Noice
>>697258635
u wot m8
>>697249933
Rolling
Fucking rolling
>>697258393
mfw anon has been talking to a feminist for a long time
Rol
>>697249933
Roll
>>697258477
You too it seems
Roll
>>697258278
She's all sorts of pissy damn
>>697249933
Rolling
>>697258830
Seems like a reasonable response from a human being tbh.
>>697258642
i've been subbed to mango for 9 months
sup
>>697258750
theyre the most dirty tho, my gf was a feminism bitch then after a couoles times we fucked she was into bssm stuff
>>697249933
yooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>697258918
ayylmao detected
>>697258278
Most beta faggot ITT
roll
>>697258937
>9 months
Das koo
>>697259119
FUCKING KEK
Update
>>697258278
>So that gives you the right to my body?
You just asked a question. No one's demanding anything ....yet. Demand her body if dubs.
>>697259145
>>697259119
Either fake as fuck or a good ass story.
>>697256619
Good luck /b/rother
>>697259119
kek
>>697249933
j. k. Rawling
>>697259265
give the fucking nudes
>>697259265
you can't blur out nudes faggot
>>697259265
Why...why censor that?
>>697259265
don't be a faggot share
Rolling
>>697259265
way to blur out the only part we care about, douche
>>697259265
Show the pic faggot
>>697259265
Hell yeah man!
>>697259265
We keep no secrets from each other on this site. Unedited picture, immediately!
>>697259265
showpicjohnnyboy
>>697258571
Roll
rolling
>>697259265
show pic and time/name. i call bull on this.
>>697259119
lol
>>697249933
roll
>>697258137
Yeah boi
>>697259265
The fuck?... show the picture
>>697259119
fake none of u new niggas see the screen cap where dude fucked the girl sister and dude said oh yeah shit was cash? new niggas
>>697249933
ok go
>>697259539
Fuck the name, just the pic
>>697259265
That aint right
>>697259119
Fuckin' topkek ser.
As the faggot of /b/ I officially declare you a knight good ser.
Shit was fuckin cash.
>>697259517
your persuasion skills are a 2/10
>>697259517
There ya go just keep it casual, you're not proposing or anything just two adults helping each other out.
>>697259466
u first
>>697259265
Thats our nude you dipshit
>>697259699
do it faggeet
>>697259695
that shit is old as tits and is posted in these threads every time.
gtfo newfag
>>697258137
if you do it ill dump pics of my ex(s)
>>697259797
Knew it was fake as shit. Do I get a cookie?
>>697259871
Why not just dump them anyway?
rollin
>>697258137
bruh
Bump
>>697260007
because then what reason does anon have to do what amuses me.
I'm not a cuck who gets off on dumping this.
>>697258393
Yeah. But in a way it makes me happy she said that. She kinda sleeps with more than the average person. And the fact that she won't just give it to me and that I have to earn it. I'd I guess it means she actually gives a shit about me.
