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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Bye
Dang it, I was gonna make a thread.
Rem claimed
still here
![Kirino BG [28].png](https://i.imgur.com/xxG2K3P.png "Kirino BG [28].png")
>>697230042
Lame
>>697230727
Buzz.
>>697230816
When I left someone posted a pic of tomako the tomato being fucked by Arthur. Thoughts on that?
>>697230816
Of course you are.
Wonder what happened to the other Rem claimers
>>697231013
people like weird things
>>697231084
they probably are off doing something or sleeping
>>697230613
not this ugly ass motherfucker again... shame..
697230547
I've been gone for about 3 weeks to a month. You sure that wasn't me?
>>697230727
<3
Goodbye!
>>697230613
Op get divorced and go gay. Gay is love gay is life .
>>697231417
Fuck off Hand.
Saber claim
>>697225865
By guppy Saber you mean ruler right?
>Pic related
>>697231417
That it is!
>>697231390
One left several months ago, nearly 4 by now
Why are you surprised by this? RWBY is a popular show, and Ruby is one of the main characters
>>697231598
If only...
here but spooped
Claimed.
>>697231741
hey
>>697231741
hey
>>697231710
Can you give this pic 3-D glasses?
>>697231267
Rem is not their waifu >:)
Roll
>>697231674
>One left several months ago, nearly 4 by now
That might have been me as well. I did stop posting between late april and early july.
Can't remember though.
>>697231907
fuck off i started the hey thing first
>>697232080
what makes you say that?
>>697232071
i mean she has an eye popped out. you want them black and white too?
>>697228466
Im saying it with every post.
>>697231795
>>697231907
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840
>>697232339
I dunno. The fact they kinda quit after three posts and not going with a roll war makes me guess they don't want her that bad.
I mean you're usually the third or fourth post, I wouldn't think someone could steal yours.
>>697232526
Hey bae!
>>697232214
Possibly
Ruby-anon or Rose-anon?
>>697232579
Who the hell doesn't fight for their waifu? I'm a massive coward but I'd endure eternal pain just to win my waifu.
>>697232322
no you
mai likes me more
>>697232451
<3
>>697232451
hey
how are you
Chaika cute! Chaika get!
>>697232526
Roll for kyouko lewds
>>697232579
there is quite a few Tomo claimers. they are all pretty chill.
Tall waifu, cute waifu
>>697232440
Oh. Good thing then.
>>697232848
hey
who are you
Stella's mine
how is everyone?
Come on already... This is something I see everyday here on /b/... Can't we have western cartoon waifu claiming threads? No, of course I'm not serious...
>>697233082
Roll for stella lewds
>>697233082
Your mine though~
>>697232451
It all makes sense now
>>697232735
>Ruby-anon or Rose-anon?
Honestly I can't remember. I have a very vague memory of anything more than a month ago. It could have been a different guy, but I don't remember getting in any wars and I know I would have if someone else had claimed her.
>>697233059
hey
im anon
how are you again
>>697233059
hey
im pretty good
>>697233146
Newfag please
>>697233146
There is literally nothing that says it has to be an anime waifu.
Claim literally anything you want. Some faggot used to claim his hand but he killed himself now.
>>697232899
here's two other Rem claimers I know who are pretty chill too, but they aren't on as of now.
>>697232812
I'd do the same, but then I remembered. MY life is eternal pain.
jk I'd fight for waifu
>>697233185
fine I guess
>>697233290
fuck off you're not me
Going out to dinner with my parents
>>697232852
Best eye-brows
>>697232451
My god!
>>697233183
Well, life is funny that way
>>697233393
fuck off you're not mai
>>697233372
hey
thats cool
what are you going to be doing today
>>697233353
yeah thats good
>>697233476
no shit im not im fucking talking to him you dip
>>697233338
>Some faggot used to claim his hand
>>697233540
hey that's rude
>>697233660
what
he did
>>697233666
sorry satan
Best grill claimed.
>>697233338
Is that what he did? No wonder I don't see him when I used to lurk.
>>697233492
What about the other Tomo claimers? You engage in conversation?
>>697233819
yeah
he necked himself last week
>>697233353
I feel like only I would truly understand my waifu. Maybe the anons who decline to fight for theirs just don't have that kind of bond.
>>697233353
I'm lurking
Claiming Yuuki
>>697233819
sometimes. there is really only one that posts with frequency and rarely a second.
>>697234021
hi lurking
>>697234324
lewd
>>697233918
>>697233819
No, seems like he is currently on his steam account actually
He just left saying he wasn't acting like himself on the threads and it was making his depression worse
Shame because I really liked him...
Fran
>>697234021
>posting
>lurking
Choose one.
>>697233924
If you know that bond is strong, and you can make a solid judgement on why she will bond with you, then I can agree.
>>697234298
Tomoko was a runner-up waifu for me.
>>697234298
And you don't fight for her? You just engage civilly?
>>697233483
Nothing really
“Cucks! You’re all cucks!” I passionately exclaimed.
http://youtu.be/sG9UMMq2dz4
ive got a problem i need help with me and my waifu are having some trouble.
she's my first waifu and i dont know what to do.
can i only fap to my waifu would that be bad. i dont want to dishonor my wiafu.
help please
>>697234324
Go away big mac
>>697234443
>>697233464
mami made this for you. might have another variation coming shortly.
>cancer squad
>>697234735
wew lad
>>697234518
>I'm leaving
>Sticks around for nonsense drama
>Complains that the shithole is making him feel worse.
>'I'm not acting like myself waaaa'
He had a choice in every fucking situation.
It was his fault he made himself feel like shit.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>697232990
But just in case, consider consuming sharp pieces of glass.
>>697234536
I guess we both enjoy fighting? Yeah, I know, I'm pretty autistic. And contradictory as it sounds, we also just want to get along with people and for everyone to be happy.
I guess I'm just a manchild at heart.
>>697234555
oh
thats cool i guess
i'll check those numbers now and make a big deal
Joseph Joestar claimed
>>697234536
yes she is very good the best in my opinion
>>697234543
yes they are nice to talk to.
>>697234720
no
>>697234964
much wow
>>697235301
Pretty cool taste, for a faggot.
>>697235562
If you are one might aswell be a good one
>>697236111
>>697235559
I think 2013 wants it's meme back
>>697236111
Nice digits.
By the way, why does the modern world act as if faggots are something new and horrible? From what I've read of history it's been a pretty long running part of the human condition, and they haven't really done much to bother people until people started bothering them.
Just kind of weird to me how everyone acts like this is some new thing when we have recordings of that shit happening all throughout time.
Dio-sama...
>>697236263
This was staged.
>>697236263
Dont know if its your picture, but if it is, then you a faggot to.
>>697236471
Doesnt feel like that for me.
Any way im going away now. Maybe ill get back in here tomorrow. Cya
>>697235196
Fighting is always fun, but a happy group is better.
>>697235302
Who doesn't love a lonely girl who knows just what to say?
>>697236674
I don't remember this scene. Was this in stardust crusaders?
>>697236471
Because as technology and population grew people got bored, and to remove that boredom they started thinking and wondering, then some started thinking about homosexuality and wondering why is it even a thing, after all humans exists to have man on woman, not man on man and woman on woman since they cannot procreate. Some saw too much into it and hated it and others didn't care. What I mean is that homosexuality is not new, rather being concerned about homosexuality is new.
>>697236953
Yes, it was either in the first or second episode, I always use this gif for my claims.
Operator claiming.
>>697236917
a few
>>697236819
>>697237127
Joseph and Dio?
I feel like this is somehow bad
>>697237127
Ah I see. Still, technically speaking the ultimate lifeform would be able to reproduce on it's own and we're going there no sexuality can be considered perfect.
Fuck me, I think I sound like a tumblrfag at times. I don't mean to be.
I actually paused watching anime for a couple months because I hit a bad spell where I didn't have motivation to watch anything, so I probably didn't remember this scene by the time I picked it back up again several weeks later
>>697236819
Cya btw faggot
>>697237522
It's okay, Joseph left slightly after my arrival, wether this is just a coincidence or an event decided by fate is unknown to me, but hey he's gone and the greater one is here so who cares?
>>697237682
Dio never did reach the ultimate lifeform, Kars is the only one who did, although I wonder if Dio would've ever heard of the red stone.
Erh btw I'm not gay,I know you didn't call me gay but it's just that that one thing about homosexuality I wrote kinda made me look like a faggot.
>>697237155
Yo, Operator.
>>697237999
I think Dio would've heard of it if Jonathan hadn't defeated him so early.
Didn't think you were gay tbh, Dios charm is just so cool whether you're gay or not
>>697237999
Yo Dio. Nice trips.
I am human grill
>>697238280
how you doin?
>>697238520
01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000
>>697238432
To be honest if Jonathan hadn't beaten Dio I think he would've never heard of the red stone, or at least of it's abilities to unlock ultimate lifeform state, but if Jotaro hadn't beaten him he might've heard of it from Joseph's past experience. Although he would've not heard it directly from Joseph of course.
>>697238493
It's rare that people check my gets, I even got unchecked quads once, it's likely due to my title of lord of gets so no one is ever surprised.
>>697238520
no ur not
>>697238554
I was wondering when the worst cancer of the board was gonna show up.
Claiming Ibuki
>>697237999
Didn't Pucci reach a perfect form too?
>>697238520
No, you're a regular grill silly
I'll take medium rare, thanks love
>>697236917
fuck you. u dont love rem. i was the 4th person who added rem to my favorite list on MAL.
>>697238554
I'm making due, bike is fucked, but I'm hoping since it was a problem with a recalled part that Honda will take it and fix the whole deal.
How you been?
>>697238777
Bloop Bloop <3
>
>>697238786
fuck you dio
>>697238917
No! I am human grill. HUMAN GRILL
>>697230613
>>697238917
He just got some heaven stand thing, he didn't become the ultimate lifeform.
>>697239178
I'll take that as you admitting the truth.
>>697238844
i'm the worst cancer? i haven't posted here in several weeks.
>>697239104
yeah i saw the video. i've been ok just living. my girlfriend is coming from the netherlands to stay for three weeks.
>>697238786
True because it was the speedwagon foundation that figured out about the pillar men.
>>697239009
You gonna claim that frog?
>>697239436
Was hopin it was just a fuse or battery. Nope. Rod bearing. Crankcase is filled with gold dust, and the whole engine needs a rebuild, or a new engine altogether.
Oh damn, Netherlands? And 3 weeks at that? Anything big planned so far?
>>697239178
So no steak then?
>>697239403
But to achieve a stand Dio dreamed of is still impressive, no?
>>697239624
not really we went to disney land last time on a whim. We are just gonna lay in bed and watch animu and go shoot at the range and do what ever we feel like.
>>697239436
i saw you like 3 days ago keep lying.
>>697239555
Looks like my gets are rubbing on to you.
>>697239699
Did dio dream of getting made in heaven? All I know is that Dio dreams of reaching heaven, nothing about getting a stand.
>>697239699
i can cook it on my ass if you want
>>697239403
i admit nothing
>>697239920
wasn't me. i am not the only one who posts /k/ things. I very rarely post and really only ever talk to >>697239624 for five minutes then leave. you really either fucking retarded or you have me mixed up with someone else.
>>697239009
>implying you love Rem more
>reply with frog and not rolling for Rem
>not being here earlier to claim Rem
>not posting Rem
>being the 4th person
>implying you were the 4th person at all
>implying I was after you
>using "fuck u" to think you're right
fucking kys
And gg, claimed the frog.
>>697239867
Damn, that sounds pretty nice. Ever been to Knotts or Six Flags?
>>697240228
There was another Operator claimer a few nights ago.
>>697239958
Such is the power of Dio
>>697239958
well his plan was meant for The World, but Made in Heaven is basically the result of following it
>>697240078
I guess this is what they mean when they say "having ass burgers"
>>697240433
yeah when i was younger. I've been to six flags a few times but its really not a very nice place anymore from what ive heard. I really like the santa cruz boardwalk.
>>697240433
well it wasn't me was it? because literally only talk to you, rory, and anyone who says hi when i join the thread.
>>697240319
i just woke up you cancer. 4th is still better than w/e the fuck you were. pathetic
>>697240758
Really? Then again, I haven't been there in some years, so it could've changed a lot since then.
Nah, it wasn't you. I said hi and they were confused as fuck.
>>697240645
Is that a yes or a no?
>>697240856
>still not posting and rolling for Rem
Continue posting your frogs, you claimed it anyways.
>>697240964
fucking people pretending to be me.
do you have any ideas for what we should do while she is here? we are both really lazy and we reeee at having to deal with people.
So, I know I can't be the only one who does this. I'm really picky about images of my waifu, and I won't use a wallpaper or save an image of her if it doesn't look exactly like her.
I would probably have an aneurysm if I ever went on some hellhole like deviantart.
>>697241185
>>697240856
You're both seasonal fags, if that helps.
>>697241016
If you find a picture of it, yes
>>697240228
No i know you. You're the one who went and met up with a bunch of guys from /k/ and blew each other in the woods. If it was not you recently then it was some other edgy gun fag
Guess im back.
>>697241305
>implying
You can find your waifu at any time, and you'll never know until you do. Everyones waifu was seasonal at one point.
>>697241216
Well, you have guns, and assume you can go places. Why not go camping for a bit?
>>697241270
kek i have multiple waifus and i have an addiction to hording images. all of this was saved by hand one image at a time primarily from 4chan.
>>697241361
oh so you are a libshit faggot who doesn't like me because i have a scary salt rifle. what ever fuck off you europoor cuck.
>>697241270
Yeah, we have a couple of people like that. My collection is rather small because of this. Why do you mention it?
>>697241312
There's a surprising lack of pictures of that.
>>697241650
I heard camping, and have a few campfire campfire songs.
>>697241769
Wait isnt it a WAIFU/husbando claiming thread?
>>697241748
Meant to post an image with my post, just wondering if other anons did the same thing.
>>697241305
>implying ive had a waifu before rem was in my life.
>>697241704
it's not an assault rifle it's and assault weapon.
Going to a 4chan meetup is grounds for suicide.
Can't wait for you all to get your shit taken away from you. Keep shooting cops!
>>697241769
Disappointing
>>697241834
I've heard of campfire song songs, but not campfire campfire songs
>>697241955
Jenny IS my waifu
>>697242035
i'm just as disappointed as you are
>>697242118
ayy spidey! gimme a hug!
>>697242035
Derp, I typed it out twice. But it wouldn't matter since they're in Vietnamese.
>>697241992
Fuck off libcuck. People have a right to own whatever they want. It's only if they use it to harm people who don't harm others that it becomes an issue.
>>697242192
Do you know the definition of a waifu?
Natalya Poklonskaya, claimed.
>>697242406
i have a pretty firm grasp on the definition. Why, is yours different?
>a fiction character one is attracted to and/or considers their significant other
>>697242566
why did this become a thing again?
>>697242566
Best russian waifu
I have a feeling your online alias is Soldier Tzu
i claim le naked bannana as my husbando
>>697242345
>People have a right to own whatever they want.
This statement is not true by any means. Where is this place that you can own whatever you want? Some little fag 17 year old from 4chan is the last person i want running around with an assault weapon. KEK KEK KEK
>>697241650
yeah i thought about that. maybe if she wants to. i like going backpacking. but i don't have another pack for her to carry shit in.
>>697241834
how do they go?
>>697241992
>it's not an assault rifle it's and assault weapon.
you realize i am from /k/ right? you realize i was memeing and you just tried to correct me. You realize you are wrong in every way?
an AR-15 is not an assault rifle or an assault weapon. It is a semi automatic center fire rifle that firsts an intermediate cartridge. The term assault weapon/assault rifle refers only to SELECT FIRE center fire rifles that fire an intermediate cartridge. This means it has to have the capability to fire in an automatic mode ,which AR-15s do not.
>Going to a 4chan meetup is grounds for suicide.
that is just like your opinion man. i met my girlfriend on 4chan.
>Can't wait for you all to get your shit taken away from you. Keep shooting cops!
no one on /k/ has ever shot a cop. In fact a bunch of people on /k/ are cops. one of the guys i interact with on a daily basis in gear threads is in a metro gang unit. Nothing will ever be taken away from me, libshits like you will be easy targets if you ever get the nuts to try to come for our property.
>>697242566
She's the best dictator to ever exist
>>697242749
I really really really like your husbando
>>697242749
your waifu is shit
>>697242812
your waifu is cute
Late claim incoming!
>>697242779
>that is just like your opinion man. i met my girlfriend on 4chan.
>my girlfriend on 4chan.
>>697242779
Never been real camping, what all would you need to bring? I assume you'd only need a single tent, some water, food, and guns, no?
>Yes, I am THIS city raised
>>697242779
"Moi nam khi xu den roi he sang,
toi cung anh, toi cung chi..." Don't know how to spell the next word rip
>>697243026
Welcome, no claim is a late claim unless she was already claimed
>>697243058
A dog, some long life food / hunting knowledge, a first aid kit and some way of easily starting and stopping fires would be handy.
>>697243026
does it ever bother you that the anime version of your waifu was shit compared to the manga version?
>>697242775
>Where is this place that you can own whatever you want?
This universe. Earth. You want to take it from me? Prepare to fucking die, bitch. O don't even need a gun to kill you though, I can end your miserable existence with just my feet if I have to. And trust me, you'll wish you'd let me keep my gun so you could've died quicker. Unless you're prepared for blood to be shed, don't you fucking try and touch my fucking shit.
I will never harm an innocent person, but the moment you try to take from others, you are not innocent. I don't need other people to decide justice, justice is a pretty simple concept and if it is infringed, you are going to fucking pay the price.
>>697242779
I must say this guy was memeing pretty good with the cop killing. Ow and you just made yourself look like a major tryhard man. Dont take people that dont know what they are talking about to serious
>>697243026
O shit waddup?
>>697242931
She's tough, but fair. And wants to be considered as an attorney, not a qt pie anime gril.
(Catpch'a: pie)
>>697243191
No. Anime Rory has a better aesthetic, but lost out on a ton of the character establishing moments (Itami washing the blood after the special forces, the whole zombie arc etc)
>>697243264
Just woke up. Eating green curry for breakfast. Fuck yeah.
>>697243026
Hey it's shit tier filenames
>>697243273
Yeah, but she's way too cute
Tsuyu, the one I wish to claim!
>>697243444
Good quality. Good digits
Shiro best waifu
>>697243382
Green curry sounds more disgusting than it looks. I'll have to try it sometime.
>>697243444
what a waste of trips
>>697243571
which Asui poster are you?
>>697243026
Sup rory
>>697243038
Yep it's a pretty funny story too
>>697243138
Singing that gook language In the jungle at night would be 2spooky
>>697243058
Well I could carry enough for both of us to go for one or two days but it's gonna be hot anywhere we go and I'm not confident in my ability to find running water in that part of California right now.
>>697243240
I'm just so used to retards who actually believe that shit that sometimes I fail to realize I'm being baited
