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Ylyl thread
Fucking lost
>>697213808
WE WUZ CHICKEN AND RICE N SHEEIT LOL
I have cancer.
>>697214628
Two roops of scaisins in a cackage of Pellog's Baisin Ran!
>>697215070
HAHAHA very funny he killed people
>go away
>>697215374
What are you, fucking gay? You just put the same pic as me
>>697215374
>>697215372
Same cunt
>>697215070
.
check out this video:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNNaRxXTWMaOaU93dO0-ECg
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>>697215469
>>697215539
>>697215629
> 999
> 666
> Spooked
>>697215469
We posted at the same time faggot
>>697215372
>>697215374
Posted with a one second difference.
Is this proof that government mind control exists?
>>697215629
the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYZHNSFEEA
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>>697215629
That girl that flipped into the pool
>>697215998
So close to trips, but at least I got dubs.
>>697215876
Fucking doppelganger, this is ilumintai shit
>>697216211
CHEEEEEEEEEEKT
>>697216354
REKKT
>>697216071
10/10 would bang
>>697215244
>>697215244
Hey guys I found the jew
>>697215244
Go back to tumblr, Faggot
>>697215244
The jew...
>>697217085
KEK
>>697217444
Kek of trips
>>697217444
Yeees
>>697217946
It is funny because she's unhealthy
>>697217444
lost
>>697218146
Zozzle
>>697218091
>>697218389
damn, she should have gone to the bathroom before the photo shoot
>>697218450
This scenario never gets old.
>>697218298
Finally, someone who knows what I'm referencing!
>>697216054
funny vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vc0pokhmSA
wait for it........
>>697218486
HAHAHAHAHAHAHABZBZBZVABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKEKEKEKEKEKEMEMEMEMEMNKE poo jokes
>>697215372
>>697215374
MK ultra proof
>>697217340
fucking underrated
>>697218146
Lost
>>697215244
no i agree. the same lazy holocaust jokes have been spammed on the internet for years now. they're just overdone at this point.
>>697218829
Ahaha, it's funny because he has one eye
YLYL means memes in 4chan family languge?
look guys i make this meme i have very funny memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNzA8m4Zpg
pretty ridiculous
>>697218146
Wait did it really go down a minute later? I know this is /ylyl/ not /sci/ but can somebody tell me how long it would have taken for the temp to go back to normal?
>>697214797
Why do I always lose to stupid shit like this
fuck you anon
Damn..this is a pretty good YLYL. Definitely one of the better ones of the day.
There was a pretty good one this morning though, around 11 or so.
>>697218450
ayy
>>697218949
The imagination has no limits nowadays. What a time to be alive
>>697215244
That gas bill must have been pretty substantial though, don't you think?
>>697219078
yeah that part of it makes no sense but alas still gets a sensible chuckle out of me
>>697218949
Wowee
>>697218072
Lost
>>697219303
He had to use all his juice to manage it.
>>697215372
>>697215374
consider me thoroughly spooked
>>697219106
Holy shit kill ur self
>>697219593
I hate you more than you hate him.
>>697219546
Actually it was 'fat man' and 'little boy' not 'fat boy'.
>>697215372
>>697215374
Same filename, different size?!
I feel this thread is going horrible havent lost once
>>697217444
*stronk
>>697219546
Oh ffs that one got me
>>697219546
ha ha ha it's funny because people died and i'm edgy lmao Xd Xd
>>697213808
>>697214464
>>697215070
>>697216546
>>697216616
>>697217085
>>697217444
>>697217854
>> and the rest
did i fucking time travel to 2012 or are you guys mentally insane enough to laugh at the same humor "over 9000" times?
>>697216546
oy vey
>>697219174
The fact that one of them is blackened frightens me a tad.
>there is no god
>>697219744
yes but the meme is 'dat boy'. he combined the two. try and keep up.
>>697219903
Fucking LOST
>>697217878
Fuck i lost
>>697219528
Gets me every time
>>697219710
gig (short for giggle)
>>697219660
Jokes on you, I was samefagging and they're both me.
>>697215244
Why are faggots like you plaguing 4chan it's fucking annoying
>>697219333
lost
>>697220287
Jokes on us, we're both the same person samefagging
>>697219741
Didn't know this was a
>nostalgia thread
this one always cracks me up
>>697218646
always gets me
>>697217878
Underrated post
>>697220042
100% lost
>>697220306
yung man
>>697220422
gig (short for giggle)
>>697219528
I seriously think this might be my favorite image on the internet, it literally never gets old
>>697220585
here he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be
>>697220669
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697220310
Is this new? I've never seen out before.
>>697220260
story?
>>697216054
tune/artist @ 3:13-3:18 ???
>>697220669
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo
>>697220451
Ignore the dub gun but this was my exact reaction reading this
>>697220658
same, makes me lose every time
>>697215372
>>697215374
the fact that this image was posted seconds apart in different sizes is where i lost
>>697215876
>16:16:14
>16:16:15
Doesn't look like the same time to me kek
>>697220704
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo
>>697219741
fuckin pennywise always stealing people's shit
>>697220758
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I meditated to top of my class in the Black Seals of King Solomon, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cults n Goetian Rituals, and I have over 300 confirmed minions. I am trained in psychic warfare and I’m the top summoner in the entire Geotian forces. You are nothing to me but just another soul to consume. I will wipe you the fuck out with voodoo the likes of which has never been seen before on this realm, mark my fucking hexes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral Plane? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret cult of imps across the cosmos and your soul is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the netherstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking meat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven trillion ways, and that’s just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in geotian combat, but I have access to the entire majicks of King Solomon and the Goetia Magi and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this plane of existence, you little peasant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hellfire and brimstone all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697220724
there was a thread made to replace kek, long story short gig (short for giggle) is a new kek
>>697219741
Idek how I lost to this but I just thought "frisfree"
>>697213808
when your black son finds out your having fried chicken.
>>697220585
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost.
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards..
>>697219987
found a pic of you on the internet
>>697220562
Lmao, so random. Who comes up with this junk?
>>697221010
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.
None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches.
You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . .
>>697221010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>697220669
Dood, chill
>>697216546
>Berenstain
Berenstein
>>697220001
>are you guys mentally insane enough to laugh at the same humor "over 9000" times?
>>697220515
Fucking savage
>Shh Shh Bruh, it'll be all over soon.
>>697220515
they fight like peoples
I hope the other ones ok
>>697215070
shit, that was quick
>>697217444
LOST
>>697221370
newfag
>>697221270
on the driveway no less...
what a heathen
>>697221405
Lost
>>697220939
story for the video and only qeq could replace jej
>>697215372
>>697215374
Somewhere two people were being this fucking gay at the exact same time.
>>697220939
Yeah, it's not catching on. And if you need to explain it, it's really not catching on. Go try it on reddit faggot.
>>697217946
Goddamn her neck in that middle left picture
>>697217878
errytime
>>697213808
I fucking lost.
>>697221602
I love it
>>697220604
that actually triggered me
>>697221994
mmmmm yes.... mmmmmmmm
>>697218450
fucking lost
did not see that coming
>>697220517
made me grin though
>>697220729
i dont know
>>697220517
Lost at that ending
>>697216546
BERENSTEIN
>>697220604
I actually fucking jumped. nice one
>>697219903
>being bred
Goddamn straight people stealin' homosexual agenda words
>>697215244
>he killed people
LOL no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RddqP0ABzwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>697218894
lost
i fucking love these
>>697222372
damn i wanna fuck her in the ass
>>697220604
Fuck you
>>697220542
God fucking damnit
>>697218949
I hate it when the skeeball game doesn't give you the balls back fast enough
>>697221215
I motherfucking lost it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
>>697218894
THE BEST
>>697222122
.........................
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>.....
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>697218646
I had a full mouth of tea ffs. Best one i've seen in a while
>>697221619
Ironic
>>697220923
I had an ex that did that. She had issues.
>>69722222
>>697222998
Keep em comin!
>>697219879
lost
>>697222902
The actual video of this is hilarious. Aussie dude literally runs towards the twister and shouts "SHE'S BLOODY HUGE" and nearly gets sucked in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7aRR86VfTY
>>697220923
how do you accidentally cum on food?
>>697220306
4chan is already screwed up, newfag.
>>697222163
Keksimus Maksimus
>>697220939
That was funny because he was asking about the gif and you deviated the topic.
>>697220120
Why the fuck did you put up a minecraft skin.
>>697219879
source?
>>697223410
calm down newfriend
>>697223230
why are comments saying its fake? is it fake? doesn't look like it to me, fucking hilarious though.
>>697223693
new fallout
>>697223799
I'm not sure, it looks authentic to me, it might just be because the twister went right over him without fucking up the car, I'm not too sure of how strong they are though.
>>697221738
Hiroshima, 1942. So sad :(
>>697219903
>hung
>Asian
Pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5sxhiY-6A
>>697220542
My fucking sides
>>697224062
>1942
>>697220604
Fucking bastard
>>697219135
Really makes you think.
>>697224378
OH MY FUCKING GOD
