Trips decides what branch I join tomorrow
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Trips decides what branch I join tomorrow
>>697213652
Fuck trips. Just join the Marine Corps.
Front line Infantry.
>>697213915
Infantry wannabes pffft, join the army you'll get to choose your job doing what you like.
>>697213652
Fuck trips. Just join the Army.
Front line Infantry.
Fuck trips. Just join the Navy.
Front line Infantry.
>>697213652
coast guard
>>697213652
least chance of getting killed in the (ch)air force
>>697213652
>what branch I join tomorrow
go to the sloth cage of your zoo.
Peace Corps
>>697213652
Join NCIS and replace McGee.
>he needs to go
Rollin for coast guard
>>697213652
coast guard
Rolling for don't join, kill mooslims at home.
>>697214318
kek roll
Fuck Trips. Just join the Coast Guard. Front Line Infantry.
Join Air Force and become a Loadmaster
>>697214264
Front line infantry?
AmeriCorps
Roll for army..
>>697214643
eh reroll
Boy Scouts
Space Marines
>>697213652
Coming from a Army Vet. chose Air force. your life will be easy and you can still say you served.
Navi, as a bitter marine drop out
>>697214778
Army lifer who deployed with AF and I second this.
Army, artillery
>>697213652
Worlds finest navy!
Australian Royal Navy
Front line shitposting
>>697214757
Kek,
10/10 anon. 10/10
>>697214778
Yeah, and the rest of us with CIBs will mock him.
Coast guard because why torture yourself
>>697214883
Fuck
>>697214754
Kek
>>697213652
you aint got the ball to join any of em kid
Air Force
>>697213652
The coast guard and be laughed at for the rest of your life
Civil Air Patrol ftw
Air Force
Join ANZAC's and fight Gallopili II
Marines
>>697213652
French foreign legion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Auxiliary_Air_Force
Crips
>>697215295
Ded
>>697215295
Blood elf mother fucker!
Airforce
Cant believe no one has rolled for ISIS yet
>>697213652
Whichever one gets you killed the quickest you beta piece of shit.
Oorah
>>697214923
CIBs dont mean shit when you have Back and Knee problems for the rest of your life. Army makes and breaks.
AIR FORCE
>>697213652
Air Force. Ask to be posted to Stargate Command.
Tsa
Navy of course.
A I R F O R C E
Fuck trips. Just join the Coast Guard.
Front line Infantry.
>>697215466
True that. My PTSD is a joyride.
and my hips are fried.
Join the Mexican Military
>>697213652
coast guard
Underrated thread.
Do you even lift?
>>697215446
Shitskin detected
Fuck trips. Join the Personal Army.
Front line infantry
Girl Scouts
>>697214336
This.
>>697214843
This
Join Taliban if trips.
>>697213652
If you're asking /b/ about what to do for the nex major portion of your life then you seem like a USMC type of guy.
Usaf
Mail man
Go serve in the Swedish foreign forces/frenchies. They are gonna need it soon. And make sure you are black too. They will L O V E you.
>>697214778
>>697215466
I should also add that you get to ACTUALLY travel the world and go to alot of awesome country's that dont suck absolute dick.
Air force
Become an army janitor. You can still say you served your country and get all the bitches.
Air Force. Only faggots don't join them. Ask ask Maverik or Goose
>>697215206
This
>>697215715
Redneck cur with an I.Q. of the horses he fucks detected.
IRA, chicks dig the accent
>>697216339
Actually Im irish but close
air force
>>697213652
Navy nigguh
Join the Peace Corp.
Why join the army? They are shit and are unnecessary. Fuck those guys.
Join the french army, instead of guns they arm you with passports and visas to throw at refugees when they invade!
Army
So many dubs. No trips. Join Air Force.
>>697213652
Coast guard
>letting ass/b/urgers decide your career for the next 2 years
>>697216477
Ira doesnt exist anymore
Try the UDA, you'll only have to beat up a family member to join
USAF
S
A
F
>>697216319
They were Navy pilots you autistic cuck
But agreed, Air Force
>>697217130
(It's actually going to be about 14 I plan to enter the medical core)
Rolling for galactic empire
Marine Corps
peace corps
>>697217189
Hahaha look at all those noodle armed faggots. I could beat all of them in an arm wrestle
>>697217255
Well then there goes the marines.
coast guard
>>697216717
Because we get to use weaponry and listen to whiny bitches like you and chuckle.
>>697217454
Yeah it's been a bitch trying to decide usaf usn or army so I just decided to let /b/ pick
Fuck it... join the Coast Guard. You don't have to do a thing
I'm in right now, don't do it if youre lazy dude, otherwise you will regret it.
Isis
>>697217877
Roll
>>697213652
Marine corps, because the logo is pretty bas ass.
Air Force
>>697213652
air force
>>697215206
rolling for this
How about you kys op?
>>697213652
if you arent an idiot you will go air force, im a marine and all we do is talk about how we should have been chair force
>>697213652
Coast guard
>>697213652
Swedish coast guard troops are stronger than the navy guys, youll die no matter,. laughing my ass of.
>>697219049
Whys that?
Usmc, have fun hatin life
>>697220099
TRIPLE DUBS OF TRUTH
>>697213652
nothing... KYS
also Check em
Join the army
>>697213652
ISIS, join something making a difference
>>697220099
It's trip dubs, can this be winrar?
>>697220399
roll
>>697220399
Dubs don't lie, gotta join ISIS
>>697220399
this
>>697220399
rolling for this
>>697220399
kek roll
>>697220399
fucking sandnigger
>>697214297
kek
>>697217276
Kek
>>697213652
join the army you bitch
>>697220635
This guy just said he likes fucking sand niggers.see you already got trannys offering you ass for going ISIS.
I'm in the marine corps. Don't join the marine corps
>>697213652
dont
>>697216590
rollio
>>697215992
kek
Air force
Rolling for Air Force.
None, stay at home dad
>>697215037
I fucking hate CAP, I'm bored as all fucking hell doing this
>>697213652
coast guard fam
>>697213652
Navy, as a CS
>>697222016
reroll
Coast guard be a pussy
Well op have you considered just having sex with homeless men? Itd be just as fulfilling. If not more for you.
>>697217771
How does it feel not getting quads?
Usmc
Rollin
Seriously tho life sucks in the corps
>>697222436
That may work for OP. He's all about "ducking"
Marine corps
Pffff thats for amateurs. Join the CIA
Air Force.
Army
>>697222960
>cia
>think he's gonna be the next james bond/jason bourne/sam fisher
>mfw he will only do paperwork
Army
navy
>>697213652
Start your own branch. Buy a plane ticket to Syria and fight Isis. Give yourself ranks and a medal. Bang Muslim chicks who barely know what electricity is. Fuck a blender.
Navy CS Longest Hours, least respect, hardest work
>>697214923
yeah but the wars are over and 11b spends all day playing fuck fuck games.. If you want to enjoy life and travel airforce is the best option.
>>697225552
Rolling for this
>>697215466
LMAO a CIB mean 10x more than some wings /b/rother
I mean wings are cool and all but if you haven't slung lead you might as well be sitting at the pool with the chairforce
Coast Guard, no chance of getting sent to some desert to be killed by sand niggers.
Coast Guard, Happiest personnel, best retention, local assignment, Grown up people where life about doing the best job can and letting (or helping ) do the same.
>>697213652
marines
>>697213652
Marine Corps you faggot
>>697216583
Kek
join ISIS
coast guard
>>697213652
marine corps
>>697226452
it's core you fucking retard. marine core
>>697213652
isis
NAVY corpsman...work 5 years get chosen for a PA or Medical Program at USUHS - become an Doctor of Medicine by the time you are twentyseven (some are still probably working at Petsmart) You've been more trained and treated more patients civilian counterparts- end up any uniformed service or the USPHS. no school loan. Ok doc, go grab for it.
marine corps
>>697226439
sauce/name?
Coast guard kek
>>697226715
No it's croc you donkey ass fucker
>>697226912
roll
>>697213652
Join rainbow six
Marine Corps you fucking negar
>>697227208
The U.S Marine Croc.
Sounds good to me.
ISIS
>>697227490
what a croc of shit
>>697227536
This
>>697213652
Chaos Marines. Blood for the blood god!
>>697213652
ISIS Air force
fuck trips, join national guard. frontline infantry
Join the gayvy
Roll army faggot
>>697213652
I'll let you choose between memetic operations and Gorilla warfare
Air Force is treated the best by far
>>697213652
USAF
>>697217189
What's up with the baseball caps?
You're going to the coastbguard buddy
>>697213652
join navy. they are the least cucked, most badass and most safe. coming from half of my family being in the navy. not only that but you'll go more places and will become more worldly
Coast Guard
USAF. Also.
>Winrar
>>697228844
okay, my triple dubs have to account for something
Army, all the way.
>>697213652
Marine Corps
The crenshaw mafia
Join the Merchant Marines
>>697230555
what the fuck is that
>>697220399
Roland
>>697230555
MERCHANT MARINES IT IS BOYS
Marine corps
chair force or US Navy aviation
>>697230555
not a branch
Army
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU JOINING IF TOMORROW'S SUNDAY
SHAAAAMMMM SHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!
your mom
Honestly if you don't choose marines or Air Force you're a beta faggot
>marines are best choice
coast guard
>>697213652
go to the navy.
it seems to be the safetiest.
As someone in the army I will say this, if your fucking stupid, join the army as a 12n, you get to play with bulldozers and shit. But if your smart, join the chair force. They catch a lot of shit for being "lazy" but training for the air force is so relaxed its ridiculous.
>>697213652
Op if your a faggot join the navy, that's where all gay niggers enlist
>>697230555
>Merchant Marines
>>697213652
here you go boy. good luck sailing the seven seas. https://www.usmma.edu/
>>697230555
so this is the one
>>697232543
yes a branch
Rollin for ISIS
Air force nigger if you learn to fly and dont get killed then youve got useful skills for when your times up
All marines teaches you is how to show your overinflated sense of self worth
Join boarder patrol and shoot illegul immagrants
None of em
Navy
Coast guard
>>697232543
Neither is the marine corp
Marines are just a part of the navy
Like the S.E.A.L.S
Or army's Rangers
>>697228567
They're cadets
>>697230555
one can say he'll have a tug life
>>697225552
This.
>>697235016
might not be the black hawk he expected, but still
>>697230555
Aye that's sounds pretty cool tbh
so... did 4chan just save someone from becoming some stupid poor and maybe dead veteran and instead offerd him a job where he can really travel the world and become wealthy and important soon? cause... everyone below deck is from bangladesh or smth. by now.
>>697216717
>>697213652
Go Navy and actually have some fun with your time.
>>697226912
Rolling for the win, OP.
>>697234698
Completely fucking false. Marine Corps is it's own branch but it's also a DEPARTMENT of the Navy. Read up friendo.
>>697228844
This.
>>697213652
Army on an option 40 contract
>>697230555
Nice! Those dudes can bank out for a life at sea, and retire @ 50ish and live easy. I'ts tough, but you'll be young and have a lot of training, OP.
Do it. Merchant Marines is a good bet.
>>697220399
do it OP
>>697213652
There are Other options, if you are good enough to qualify, and don't wash out.
>>697213652
airforce.
Rolling for Chair Force. Fly a drone and kill some akbars.
airforce
>>697238001
Coming from someone who doesn't like the Air Force, this job sounds incredible.
>>697238111
ez trips u welcome OP
>>697226439
I was totally gonna do that in Thailand but didn't get libo
>>697238111
winRAR
>>697213915
You mean cannonfodder for the rich corps?
Get a real job
>>697213652
Navy, no exceptions
Join the coast guard and be useless like always
>>697213652
I'm air force, so join the fucking marines so you can get shit on for 4-6 years.
>>697237875
>front line against terrorism
>battling crazy Muslims, sand niggers, etc since 1841.
>killing it in Mogadishu Without wonky unreliable rotor wing insertion/extraction.
>walk in like motherfuckers or hike in overnight, surprise mofos!!
>based on Island between Africa and Madagascar, the Furthest extension of the European Union.
>rapid response team to niggering/sand iggering
>you might be accepted, you might not wash out- oh wait- they will Make you make it if accepted.
>rules of engagement- fuck rules of engagement, the enemy is all around you, just don't shoot kids unless they have No fuck that little fucker he's high on speed and chewing qat and wearing a claymore- kill him.
>1st regiment French foreign legion
>join if you dare.
>>697213652
USCG, and you will fucking thank me in thirty years.
>>697238239
Cowards.
Fight like a man and look at them through the sights of a real weapon.
Boots on the ground earn the respect of non-combatants.
Remote bullshit only weakens any chances we have of ending terror war.
By presenting a physical presence willing to face their adversaries and kill them if necessary (if often is) is the only way to win hearts and minds.
Bullshit drone fuckheads. Drones are only good when reserved for CIA uses, not a fucking entire war.
Going to camp Pendleton in oct come join me Anon
>>697213652
>>697238111
Have fun being in the Chair Force, faggot.
