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Dubs decide what I say next
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why dont we just fuck then?
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I like a nice 78% dark swiss chocolate up me asshole
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>>697211499
Wow neato
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>>697211499
that was quick
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>>697211372
thennnn?
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>>697211499
winrar

nxt dubs
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>>697211685
Roll
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Ill let you nigger my ass real good, baby.
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>>697211932
This
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Send nudes?
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send a dick pic op
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I dont believe women should have the vote
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>>697212038
roll
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Are you into ear sex? I'd love to fuck that big stinky ears
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Gimme them titters, babycakes.
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so are we fucking or not bitch?
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I keep dreaming about your asshole being filled up by my big black cock
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>>697212118
Roll
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Your father sounds like he was the same
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/b/ sends their regards.
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>>697212118
Fuck yes. This
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>>697212092
Roll
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>>697211372
>cringe
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>>697212118
Roll
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No and I'm so sorry for the way I always treated you. I love you so much and I wanna see them tits
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how about dubs decides a new phone layout what the fuck is that shit
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>>697212376
roll
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We need more dubs here
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>>697212376
Kek
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Let me nigger that fat anus
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God, I'm just so fucking full of pain
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>>697211372
>autistic alcoholic fuck up

heh that describes me perfectly.
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>>697212497
Roll
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>>697212376
Roll
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You better not be fucking any damned niggers
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please forgive me. do you still wanna see me?
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I'm so sorry for everything. I'll make it up to you if you give me dat asshole
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Same OP from a thread a few days ago?
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ *'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!'* crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>697212458
lol
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Can I eat shit out of your mouth?
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>>697212376

Rerolling for this.
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>>697212744
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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can i habe de pusi pls?
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>>697212458
what a bitch, kek
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>>697212376
Rull
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>>697212735
Roll
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SHUT UP AND EAT MY DICK
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>>697212376
Do this one op waste of dubs
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>>697212933

Winrar
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>>697212933
winrar
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You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
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>>697213011
ayy
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>>697212933

witnessed
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>>697212735
roll
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>>697212735
top-tier cringe
rolling for this
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>>697213011

Nice
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send a dick pic
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>>697213055
Winrar
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>>697212744
I can't keep up lol
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>>697212735
Roll
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>>697213135
rerolll
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>>697213055

Sick
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Haha I'm l@wling at this on 9gag btw with my friends it's joke
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I am the second coming! I am a golden god!
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>>697212933
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>>697213170
That's it. I'm driving over right now with my gun from my uncle and I'm taking you out. I have the courage I'm drunk as fuck
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>>697213170
She's telling you to leave her alone but still replys to nothing? She clearly wants the dick
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Hey really I'm sorry, but I can't control myself sometimes. I should have told you about my condition sooner. The thing is, I have Multiple Personality Disorder
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are you an archaeologist?
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I could stop talking to you but if I do I won't tell you this REALLY good knock knock joke
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>>697213389
THIS
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>>697213170
if you dont reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Nothing can save you
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>>697213369
Re rolling to add

"Call the police they can't unrape you"

At the bottom of this text
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>>697213357
lmao, i never get why bitches just dont block someone. they get off on being harassed.

also,
>ravioli ravioli give the tha pussolie.
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>>697213411
Weenrare
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>>697213411

big keks
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QUICK HELP DO IT NAO
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>>697213369

This
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You cannot stump the trump
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>>697213616
>>697213616
because i just cant get enough of you, truthfully.. i love you with all my heart
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If you have a dick I'll suck it
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>>697213369
Roll
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>>697213369
This one pls
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>>697213701
roll
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>>697213685
Reroll
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>>697213011
>>697213055

You forgot these winrars OP
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>>697213701
rolling
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>>697213701
>>697213701
this
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>>697213369
Reroll
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I don't want to harass you, but I.. I cant stop him from doing this to you. Hes stronger than me that's why he hurts everyone I care about
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>>697213616
im gonna drive to your house and rape you !!!!!!!
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What's the back story here
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>>697213825
Rawl
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nvm just let me fuck you
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I harass when I'm in love
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>>697213616
im a giraffe i belong to the plain wild fields of africa... join me... if you dare.
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>>697213685
Roll for trump
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I'd stick my pee pee into your poo poo
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>>697213763
^this
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>>697213888
trips
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>>697213888
Winrawr
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>>697213826
Rolll
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>>697213888
ayy
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>>697213616
>>697212458
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lemme tongue your anus
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>>697213971
rolling
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>>697213888
top kek
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>>697213888
o shit winrar
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>>697214055
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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It's just a prank bro!
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>>697213888
Winrar post it faggot
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>>697214111
Oh shit
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I'm losing control again I'm so sorry he keeps doing this to you the drink makes him stronger I cant stop it please help me
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>>697213838
Nothing I was too autistic to make her mine basically
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>>697214111
And more trips
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>>697214111
trips quoting my trips, kek
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>>697213357
>harassing

Bitch, just turn your fucking phone off or block him!
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>>697214055
i guess he needs to post the thread
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Hi, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Here I am with my pants down dick in my hand, and I realize that I am offending you. How about you just help me have this quick wank, and then you can treat me to Taco Bell and we can talk about it?
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>>697214183
Send the trips kek texts and then this one
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>>697214150
Reroll
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im qngry..... qnd i get hqrd from fucking joner- still why are we going never-------
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>>697214255
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OMG IS THIS THE SAME DUDE WHO TRIED TO FUCK HIS STEP SISTER

IS THIS YOU OP

BEAUTIFUL ADOLOFO
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>>697211372

Listen Lara. I'm... I'm not who you think I am.
This is going to be very difficult for me to say but, I have to tell someone.
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>>697214383
No.
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>>697214255
>adolfo
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>>697214255
join 4chan btw tits or gtfo
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Kys
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>>697214388

Winrar
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>>697214255
Fucking kek. Send a dick pic just to piss her off more.
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>>697214328

this
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>>697214455
nice 1
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>>697214255
I'm worried that I'm gay and I just need you to help me figure this shit out.
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Hey I'm really sorry for what I said. 4chan took over my phone. If I make it up to you will you let me eat you out?
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I'm sorry I don't hate you but he does he does this to make the one I love go away you have to help me please
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>>697214539

this
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>>697214515
Rolling
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>>697214566
goddamnit dude
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>>697214436
i gonna drive to your house and rape if you kek
better call the police bitch
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>>697214615

tgisssss
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>>697214566
ayy
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She's obviously not totally finished with you because she keeps replying. Unless she's one of those people who can't not reply. If so... this could be a lot of fun.
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>>697214388

WINRAR!
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>>697214668

thksssssss
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Ain't no going back, bub. We know who you are.
Send the fucking dick pic
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put your mom on the phone- i need to talk to her
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>>697214714
>>697214668
>>697214615
>>697214539
>>697214328
same fag
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Look I'm really sorry I lashed out at you earlier. The truth is that I don't take rejection very well and knowing that I blew my chance with you is extremely difficult to handle. I don't know any other way to say this, but I guess now I have nothing to lose. I love you, marry me.
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>>697214515
want to fuck you so hard right now
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Shit, please don't stop talking to me. I just said all that shit for a joke because i'm so bored. Ever since Biggles the clown stopped appearing i've had no one to talk to. HE KEEPS HIDING IN MY HEAD AND I HAVE TO GET HIM TO COME OUT. I KEEP HITTING MY HEAD WITH A HAMMER BUT HE WONT COME BACK!
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I'm being forced to do this by a bunch of weird people, they've got me locked up, please help me, i'm being held at [Address of your choice here]
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>>697214800
¨
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!
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>>697214800
nnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiicee
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I triggered her I think
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>>697214849
kek, rolling for this
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I'm doing it for the vine bb ;-)
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>>697212196
Fucking kekt hard
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>>697214884
FUCKING THIS!
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Im a jew, please let me stuff my nose up your ass.
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fist me elbow deep and rip my anus so i need tl bjy a new one
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>>697212735
Holy shit dude
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>>697214840
The fuck?
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>>697214921
>4chan
>friend

lolwut
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>>697214849
Rolley Poley
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>>697214977
>>697214988

WINRARS :D!!!!
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>>697214988
WINRAR!!!
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Itsa me waa haa hee
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Shut up, 9gag army is the best
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I wanna hear what the backstory is to this situation OP sounds like some loser with no friends and pretended to have imaginary friends in the past

kek.
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>>697213763
Nah he did them, you can see in the top of >>697213616
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>>697214921

>again

/thread
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stop playing hard to get and let me fuck you, we both know you're a whore
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deeper deeper deeper. im talking to ur brother rite now
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Tell her: "They're not my friends, but I am desperately seeking their approval, because they call me a fag.You see I am OP and OP is always a fag there. I need you to understand."
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>>697214988
Nice
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>>697214921
>ANSWER ME
>LEAVE ME ALONE

Dis woman is insane
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>>697215153
roll
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Mate this'll all be over quick if you just blow me. I promise it'll take 30 seconds maximum.
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>>697215200
Fuck
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>>697215233
ayy winrar
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>>697215200
>>697215233
Ayy
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ur insane
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>>697215233
ayy
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>>697215187
Rolling for the honest answer
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Her mom died 6 years ago guys..
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>>697214977
>>697214988

OP deliver!
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We both know you don't want me to stop talking to you, because I am the only one like you. The only one broken enough to associate with you, and you are the only one broken enough to associate with me. So I won't stop, and you should start
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Listen, you fucking whore. I need to fuck some bitch and you're the only one retarded enough to reply. Want to make yourself usefull? Suck my dick.
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>>697215312
This is getting interesting
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>>697215312
Tell us backstory about you 2 ffs.
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#dicksoutforharambe
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Kek
This is gold
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Please, if you blow me I'll be your fuckboi for the rest of the year ;;)))
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>>697215312

Can i talk to your mom for a second?
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>>697215470
rolling for this
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>>697215457
THIS! Reroll
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>>697215482

Rolling for this
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>>697215533
Ayyyyyy
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Please shut up and let me speak bitch. God damn, you're almost as annoying as one of those loud, obnoxious nigger women.
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>>697215414
This
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Rolling>>697215482
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Tell her you dug up her mom's corpse and skull fucked her.
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>>697214921
>again
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>>697215312
>Her mom died 6 years ago guys..
>posts it anyway

Plus several points for delivering, minus several thousand for lacking common sense
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>>697215352
Roll your boat
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>>697215533
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>>697215566
ayyyyyy
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it's not gay if it's a feminine penis
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>>697215666
Welp
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I'm hanging out with your mom right now. She's not looking so good though. Still gives great head.
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>>697215666

Satan approves
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>>697215666
kek
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>>697215666
ayyy trips
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>>697215666
Alright, based Santa, whatever you say.
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this will je awkward tomorrow----- yours truly
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>>697215663
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>697215666
Satan has arrived.
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could it be? could OP not be a faggot for once?
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For wanting you to leave her alone, bitch sure talks a lot.
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I swear to god if you don't suck my dick, I will fuck your mother so hard she'll come back to life
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>>697215666
So many gets best day of my life
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>>697215666

Trips of the Jew means its true
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>>697214255
Why the fuck is the name censored when she says it but it's already there for us to see? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>697215666
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>>697215352
>We both know you don't want me to stop talking to you, because I am the only one like you. The only one broken enough to associate with you, and you are the only one broken enough to associate with me. So I won't stop, and you should start
This will break her
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>>697215796

Rolling
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>>697215752
>>697215760
>>697215791
all these
>>697215796
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>>697215820
He fucked up.
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sometimes I hate you guys
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>>697215352
roll
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If I can't fuck you can I watch 14 niggers ruin your hole?
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>>697215796
It must be rolled
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Adolfo Cordoba are you there?
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>>697215852
rolll
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>>697215948
"leave me alone" counter is off the fucking charts
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>>697215997
RE ROLL
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>>697215796

Roll
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>>697215352
Roll
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>>697215852
ayy
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please i'm sorry, just listen to me.
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>>697215997
Roll
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>>697215948

It's not too late. I'm ready if you are. If you want to love me, show me your tits
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this is so fake you fucking dumb idiots
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>>697215852
Fucking this. I want to see what she replies with.
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>>697215948
she seemed nice... why did you throw it away?
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>>697215852
rolling!
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>>697215997
rOLLING FOR THIS
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>>697216170
reroll
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>>697215948
She wants the money obviously, that's why she's still not gone
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Leave me alone bitch. You talk too much.
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>>697215852
Roll
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"I love you just as much as you love me.... Now let me see those sweet tits so we can move on."
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Woah, really? Do you think you could've loved me? Do i deserve a second chance?
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>>697216199
This fucking won.
Why?
Holy
Also rolling for this
>>697215997
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>>697215948
>i would have loved you
Oh shit dude, are you gonna regret this?
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>>697216222
winrar
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You're joking right?
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>>697215948
Why does she even keep responding OP?
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>>697215852
yes
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>>697216299
winrar
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>>697216299
obey me u fag
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I like super confusion: "Walmart has everything you need to make your Back to School shopping the easiest ever."
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>>697216051
It's obvious she doesn't want OP to stop taking her. Either she actually likes being treated like shit or she is du desperate for OP that she will put up with this shit.

He did the same thing last week and she was saying the same shit.
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OP delivar again come on
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>>697216299
AAAAA!!!
I'm fucking dying!! These gets, man. Glad i found this thread
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>>697216170
Gotta roll something normal to stop her from leaving. Who knows why she hasn't left already?
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Listen you cunt if you don't get your whore ass to my house in ten minutes I will personally dig up your mother and skull fuck her so hard she turns to dust
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If I can't have you I can still fuck a horse
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