Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697184007
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>697195402
The vocalist's voice reminds me of Yui.
Kyouko claimed.
>>697195925
>>697195847
Kyouko
How do i get a name on mobile like you
>>697195847
>>697195978
Bread/Pizzamaker
>>697195952
Which one? The K-on grill or Yui Horie?
Claimed.
>>697196005
I don't use 4chan on mobile so no clue.
>>697196052
Gas mask maid.
My lovely waifu.
QOTT: Your waifu wants to dye her hair and asks you for colour recommendations, what do you tell her?
Something orginal
Saber claim
Claimed.
It doesn't have a name option and I'm using namesync
>>697196160
I love her purple but if she really wanted to change it I would go for either light blue or pink
>>697196160
I tell her that only fags dye their hair.
>>697196299
Good taste.
>>697195860
Top right. Click the NS and put a name in the name slot under persona.
>>697195824
White-hair-ophile
>>697196160
Probably
>
>>697196066
Ah, I should've clarified that. I meant this Yui.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujJN3lobdSs
>>697196160
I really wouldn't want her to dye her hair, but if she really wanted too, a deep purple.
Claim.
>>697195991
ruri
>>697196160
That she's naturally beautiful
>>697196160
That her hair is already perfect.
Or just suggest light purple.
>>697195854
>>697196393
God dammit.
>>697196160
Channel my master manipulation talents to convince her not to ruin that precious plum purple.
Your waifu is probably shit
>>697196160
I want it painted black.
>demoted in League
>Again
Fuck this game
>>697196160
What the shit
A different shade of blue, maybe black.
2k claim
>>697196532
My favorite girl of DAL. Good choice.
>>697196393
>>697196378
>>697196484
>>697196160
Nice tripcodes you elitist
>>697196589
>>697196160
I would tell her a true Aryan would keep it blond.
>>697196160
I'd urge her not to dye her raven hair but if she really wanted to I'd recommend Titian
Dark blue if we're only talking sjw primary colour dye since I think it's better then red, pink, green or shitty blonde dye
>>697196589
Stop queueing solo. Seriously
>>697196629
Copy cat.
Stella's mine
>>697196008
How you doing?
>>697196160
Don't do it. But if you have to. Blond it
>>697196160
>Kurumi without black hair
I've never heard such heresy
>>697196625
I know, she's great
>>697196393
I'm on mobile
>>697195847
mandatory smoking pic claim
>>697195480
waifu claiming threads started becoming a thing on /a/ around 2004-2005
but they never got big until 2007.
after a while the mods started banning people on /a/ for threads like this because well, they were like this,
their own set of rules and talking about general shit which doesn't maintain the point of /a/.
this particular circlejerk started around october (i have bad memory)
you should check with virgil for that though, as he knows a lot more about this than i do.
>>697196880
Wow noice tripcode kilm yourself
>>697196827
Oh. No idea how it works on mobile. Sorry.
>>697196764
Fag
>>697196743
In the last three games, I've had no jungler, an intentional feeder, and a crappy excuse for a botlane.
>Someone tell me why Nami would 1v1 Draven
>Please
>>697196704
Sniff...
Thank you...
>>697196880
It started close/before to the time Fallout 4 came out.
November.
>>697197107
Stop using a trip code on a forced anon board
>>697197169
>>697197198
Hello cutie
>>697197448
Hey...
>>697196160
It looks fine as it is
>>697196792
Stella might be yours but your mine
>>697196880
Oh. Thank you for your time.
>>697196827
Install greasemonkey mobile edition whatever it's called
Install 4chanx
Install namesync
Install windows 2000
Alternatively get a real computer.
>>697197566
>>697196449
Hey Yukko! How was your day?
>>697197602
Fag stop using a tripcode
It trips post lewd
>>697197755
I'll tell you about it if you tell me about yours
Sekai claimed <3
>>697196792
Roll for stella lewds
>>697197782
Nothing wrong with some good lewd
>>697197706
sick fusion, bro
>>697197706
>>697197863
What do you mean?
>>697197049
what tripcode, i see no tripcode.
(i get your being sarcastic)
>>697197207
it was before, i remember everyone being hype for it.
>>697197646
no problem
>>697197755
Wait why the fuck is this reversed like this
>>697197941
Global Rule 15
>>>/mlp/
no u
>>697198165
Yes because I've stated several times I give a fuck about the rules, thanks Anon.
Tsukiko claimed
>>697198344
Use a fucking trip code and we will take you seriously
>>697198032
>When you try to be like Mai so hard but you still fail to be funny
>>697198364
Mai off fuck
>>697198092
Seen at least two people mentioned that.
I try to keep up to date with everything that goes on here. Pretty fun to do so. And who are you, if I may ask?
>>697198364
Fuck off mai
>>697198593
Gee I wonder who could it be behind this post.
>>697198181
Good day Chen.
>Sanae
>>697198722
How was your day wonderful?
>that's cc
>>697198458
Why should I Anon?
>>697198783
I wonder.
>>697198830
Good day, Sanae.
>Chen
>>697198783
>Homura™ !SoonTMmHfo
Fuck off elitist
>>697199037
I want to dress my cat as Chen.
>>697198722
i am cc, my flashdrive is broke so i'm stuck using smoking anime pics.
not much new goes on here so i guess its pretty easy.
we occasionally add to the lore but that's not often.
>>697199411
There's no lore you autist
>>697198458
I'm waiting for an answer Anon.
>>697197198
Sounds like you're deep in the trench. Take my advice and don't ever play ranked solo. People are idiots
You should ask Chen for advice. He's diamond
>>697199257
I guess that would be cute.
>>697199257
That's the very picture that started it all...
>Homuroll of good omen!
/waifu/ just isn't what it used to be
bye
Rem claimed
>>697199565
>Tfw silver surfer
>MMR is so high you earn 27 LP a match
I think just sit on my MMR and try again next season and not fuck up my placements
>>697199565
Now I've just had two afks. In two games. Both times.
>What did I do to deserve this
>>697200003
no
>>697199727
Fuck off mai
>>697200003
Almost!
>When you're Mi Liu and you didn't say fuck off Mai or called someone an elitist in 10 seconds
>>697199727
You fucking orange bitch
>>697198868
Danke.
It's going good, was just lurking then I had to reply. Playing Dead Space at the moment, that's why I'm lurking. Yours?
>>697199037
How things holding up?
>>697199411
Thanks.
I try to remember each waifu here. We've getting a few new ones in the night shift. Other than that I maintain my info in a systematic fashion.
>>697199624
Führer.
Laura Vanderbooben
>>697200038
That's exactly what I'm doing you sad little cuck boy
LOve me like you do lo-lo-love me like you do
Touch me like you do
>fuck this song
>it's been stuck in my head all day
>>697200219
Nothing notable, heading out to my grandma's in a couple of hours.
Here a good amv for u guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH4B8clRmU
>>697200177
>when you're mai and you just took off you're trip code to shitpost
>>697200177
Fucking elitist amiright?
>>697199565
I was diamond. I've quit League because it became dull.
>>697200219
Everything is going just fine, how about you, Sanae? I haven't seen you in a while.
Now that the most notable shitposter doesn't exist Mi Liu can finally rise to thread relevance.
>>697200219
Volk! I have failed yet again...
>homuroll of declining faith
>>697199506
we all trades our souls so we may obtain a reserved place in hell as cats (best deal we could get).
i got the dark lord lap and his throne in his absence.
tenryuu is the führer.
and theres some more but im too lazy to type it all.
>>697200219
it seems summer has brought a fuck ton of new people.
maybe they will leave with the heat, maybe not.
also, do you know the whole lore, as there is some stuff im in the dark on
>>697200328
Flower
>>697199895
I'm silver myself
I haven't played ranked after my placements, which were absolute cancer. Maybe if I had a full premade we could go tryhard in ranked but I don't see the point
>>697200003
Missed
>>697200018
Poor bacon
>What did I do to deserve this
Play solo, get shit on by both teams
If you're keen on playing solo then you should treat every game as a 1v5 with shitty bots on your team that flame in chat
>>697200521
it does become dull. I only play it with friends anymore
>>697200551
>Mi Liu
>Relevant
>Ever
I mean, he became a """shitposter""" because no one gave a shit about him when he was a normal poster.
>>697200018
Play Tryndamere.
>>697200743
Buzz buzz?
You forgot a picture. Dumb ass
>>697200699
Thats just retarded
>>697200812
He's like the reverse of me.
This thread is pretty mellow compared to some of the other ones.
>>697200882
so's this whole fucking place, but it isn't gonna stop any time soon
(unless the mods go on a banning rampage)
Have I ever mentioned that Ponies are the worst thing to exist?
>>697201150
Who am I to judge your opinion.
>>697201135
>"I don't know when the joke gets old" starter pack
>>697201150
No, but you really don't need to. It's pretty obvious.
>>697201150
Who are you?
Who is the Nazrin anon? You guys weren't here when I was posting.
You both switched from someone else, same as that Chesire anon.
>>697201321
I love you to Anon
>>697200841
i can't escape thread
>>697201135
lost
anyway, how come i everytime i get on here this thread always pops up with the same people? even after 3,5 months of being active in this thread they still keep going.
claiming
>>697201277
Put your trip code back on "MOOT ADMIN"
>>697201556
Because these threads are fun?
>>697201624
youre just a tripfag now
pls stop responding
>>697201785
it seems that they are as common as YLYL threads or porn webm threads.
>>697201624
What if Moot did claim a waifu
>>697201590
Cute/10
Nothing else matters.
>>697201877
Nothing wrong with that in my opinion.
>>697201953
Moot's waifu is Asuka Langley.
>>697201953
i'm pretty sure he did. why is the mascot of 4chan yotsuba?
>>697201590
But I'm pretty sure that's a boy
>>697202019
that's true.
>>697202055
Fair point
>>697201877
Yeah, I agree with you. We're fucking toxic to the board like every other general thread. We're part of the cancer.
Wanna complain about it like multiple other people do everyday?
Claimed
>>697202237
i didn't come to argue about it. it's just a question that keeps me wondering to this day.
>>697202237
So is she you're waifu yet, or still just your avatar?
>>697202237
I'm the faggot that keeps starting ponut threads, it's quite fun.
>>697202055
Moots waifu is asuka
>>697202042
Oh hey look. It's the original tomako the tomato. What's up buddy?
>>697200328
Ellie can sing and make great songs.
>>697200350
What are going to do over there?
>>697200521
Good to know.
I've just been busy is all. Overtime and all. Got a new gaming computer. Which started the weekend off nicely.
>>697200614
How you been?
Why roll?
>>697200699
I don't mind new people, in fact I welcome them. As long as they're not idiots.
As to my knowledge on that, not much, considering I'm always here. The thing I've noticed is that day thread has slowed down. Ten hates 95% of the people here (sure hope he was joking), O.G. Emi left.
That's what I know. I'm probably leaving out some others but for the life of me can't remember now. It'll come back to me.
>Sanae
>>697202502
i saw the reply right after i posted my comment, so i guess it already had been answered.
Claimed
>>697202380
Vel'koz is that you?
Anyway there is a high demand for these threads. high enough to keep them going 24/7 most of the time. Inbetween all the shitposting there's a lot of good conversation and cute waifu's
>>697196160
Id show her trouble hair and say 'for the love of God, not this'.
Claimed.
>>697202623
Wow you're not a faggot about newfags? You're a true gent.
>>697202623
Just food stuff thing I think. My dad's side of the family likes meeting up a lot randomly with no particular reason.
>>697202380
Well you got your answer.
>>697202384
Still being an avatar fag
>>697202470
Nice. It's pretty entertaining watching people come into the threads and bitch, isn't it
>>697202749
nah, i have been quiet in these kind of threads for months.
>>697202618
Moving, gonna go back to school, a lot of new mixed with old.
You?
>>697202984
Heh, it truly is.
Ice Fairy Cirno has been claimed!
What's that? Cirno is evolving!
>>697202984
You should just waifu her.
>>697202069
Only if you don't eat your vegetables.
>>697202623
For the greater good, my friend, for the greater good... one day I will roll and trips.
Doing fine, had a lot to do today, and will go to bed soon. How about you?
>>697201135
nice feet
>>697201556
>>697201877
they are 24/7 now
its a community of people who like talking to each other with similar interests, i think that's why it has really been so consistently active.
people joke about it dying out but its been going for a while now and honestly it probably won't die out any time soon.
has it ever been that there were 2 of the same waifus posted right after eachother?
Join me my dogs of war.
>>697203137
>moving
To where?
>gonna go back to school
Same. Getting a few tickets so I can do non-destructive testing. You're taking your tech class, right?
>>697202623
i don't mind new people if they don't cause the threads to go much faster.
hell i think this thread is too fast.
im hoping it will all slow down in the winter.
i know a few new people but i tend to stick with the people like me.
>>697203376
yeah
>>697203376
A shitposter did it to me for a thread. Didn't matter to me, just meant I lurked until they got bored.
I love this drawing
>>697203603
I'm not a shitposter
I share the love of Rory
>>697203069
Ah well. At least you're not condescending about it. So what draws you to these threads?
>>697203376
Yes, more often than you'd expect
>>697203848
Fuck off
>>697203848
The shitposter refused to share the love. It was quite sad to see him try and copy me.
>>697203486
Back in with parents. Nah, going for an AAS in NSA.
today's thread
You're cancer, No your cancer. You're new. No you're New. You're a faggot. No you're a faggot. I don't mind new people i am so cool. I mind new people. You're cancer. No you're cancer. Banter vid? You're a shit poster. I'm a faggot. You killed /waifu//. No you killed /waifu/. I don't even come here anymore.
>>697195847
>>697204229
This is why I didn't support the Brotherhood of Steel
Claiming best girl
>>697204215
no u cancer
>>697204229
I was there when this happend.
Got it to work
>>697204168
Oh right. Servers and shit. I remember you saying that now.
>you should waifu her
So basically do the same shit as I am now, just refer to her as my waifu?
Sure, I can do that
>>697204229
>this kills the Geth
>>697204387
>rin
>>697204229
Well, that's fucking depressing.
>>697204215
It's been this way for aslong as I've been here
>>697204723
Do you really need a waifu when you have a wife?
>>697204975
Do you really need a dick if it isn't being used?
>>697204723
Mhm. Ive always loved computers and i want to work with them, not just on them. You know?
Just don't be like these seasonal shitters and switch waifu the next season.
Well I guess it really comes down to if you love her. If not you're a heartless prick. If you do then there is no issue.
>>697205223
Got 'em good.
>>697204882
Whats with Dead or Alive and tiddies?
>>697204229
Feel sad now
>>697205223
i urinate daily
>>697202948
Not the best, but I try to make it work.
I'm not too interesting to keep on conversations(I try).
>>697202960
Food is the right way to go, unless obese or the likes.
Are you going to enjoy your time?
>>697202971
Good afternoon.
>>697203306
I'll roll for you soon. Why not help out the Führer?
Playing Dead Space on my new pc, it's very fun!
>>697203579
I know you mean, not getting enough responses/thinking in time before image limit. Winter seems like a time more would arrive rather than going outside.
It's my nature to be friendly to everyone, until they do something very dumb. Partially my fault for being that way. The old friends, I still talk to whenever they come by. Unless I'm occupied. Still somewhat understandable keeping to a certain group of people.
>>697205328
Sexualization sells.
> I've never played any DOA game
>>697205240
Damn. That's good for you. Doing shit you actually care about. Great, man! I hate doing my job. Good thing half of it is just fucking the dog (which is what's going on now)
>>697205536
>new pc
I'm still using a 2009 toaster T_T.
But it's not (completely) broken yet, so no need for a new one.
>>697205687
>fucking a dog
I assume you don't mean an actual dog, but I am going to respond like you do mean an actual dog.
Dog fucker.
>>697206105
"Sexualization sells"
>>697206105
No. No i dont mean fucking dogs literally. It means to sit aroundand do nothing at work. Never heared of that term before?
>no more marie rose pics after this
>>697206105
Explode with tomoko
>>697206341
No. I have never heard that one before.
>>697206234
Oh yes! Wanna buy some of this oil?
Hmmm not too sure. Maybe if someone had their pecker in a dog's anus then I mightbbe more interested