>Your country. >Explain it in 5 words.
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>Your country.
>Explain it in 5 words.
>>697190264
Croatia.
Overpriced tourist trap during summer.
>>697190264
loli bread?
>Israel
>Hot desert filled with jews
Merica
Too many niggers and spics
Weed
Prostitutes
Sandniggers
I only need three.
Sweden
Gay,Shy,Fit,Blonde,Slutty
fuck it lolibread
>>697190264
Indifferent to the third world
>>697190659
Holland?
Britain
Cynically, politely queuing for tea
Germany
Welcome refugees, sandniggers, enjoy killing
>>697190832
>>697190569
there's tourism there? what with the landmines and poverty and all?
>>697190264
Fat boors eating fried food.
Greatest country on planet earth.
I don't even need to specify the country, you already know
Mexico
Beautiful land filled with ignorants.
>>697190264
America
Overly Patriotic. Ignorant of problems.
>>697190957
>>697190264
Slovakia
>Shit could definitely be worse.
Alternatively
>At least I'm not gypsy.
England:
The unhappiest place on earth
>>697190264
Deltawerken, apartheid, coffeeshop, Holland, kanker
People Playing Hockey, and Syrup.
>>697190938
>spot the american
>>697191048
Germany
How about a new Holocaust?
>>697190962
Russia?
>>697190938
Duh, shittons of it.
Especially since GoT is filmed there
>>697190807
Yes
>>697191082
Macedonia.
Very crappy, once was great.
>>697190264
Denmark
The weather is fucking skizo.
Brazil
Corruption, rotten culture, violence, sex.
romania
gotta catch them fucking gypsies
>>697190264
>america
>coolest thing since betty white
Argentina
Negros and lots of soccer
Russia
> bunch of dirty braindead peasants.
>>697190264
Russia
Хуй блядь очко вагина Путин
>>697190938
That is Bosnia. And Kosovo. And more-or-less backwater parts of the country where no tourist will ever set their foot.
>>697191145
Sweet!
>>697190635
>>697190711
my pee pee feels funny
>>697190707
>sweden
>blonde
Kek
>>697191127
ooh, game of titties. maybe I should visit.
>>697191311
I think you meant
>means of production shared equally
>>697191439
Please do. We will gladly take your money.
>>697190264
England
We really don't like immigration
>>697190264
'Murica
Muh rights, muh guns, faggot
>>697190264
> open borders for black people
>>697190635
No fuck you. Damn I'm late.
>England
At least its not America.
>>697191582
that's right, submit to my mighty american dollar.
>you smell that?
>smells like freedom
New Zealand
Beautiful, casual, friendly, fucking expensive
>>697190962
Easy......Australia
toddler bread?
>>697190962
Kazakhstan?
>>697191676
toddler bread?
United Arab Emirates
Arabs Exploit Immigrants A Lot
>>697191713
We prefer Euro over Dollar, tho.
Poo in the fucking loo
>>697191937
No man, make a separate thread.
>>697192032
I do pee and poo in the loo you ass wiping burger fucker.
Religiously and Politically insane idiots
>sheep, isles, mountains, who? Nobodies.
>>697190264
russia. fucking shit hole im out
Ukraine
WHY WAS I BORN HERE???????
America
Fat, armed, and half retarded.
Syria
الله اكبر
Czech Republic
Post communistic country of ignorants.
USA
we don't give a fuck
Yu Es Ay
Our Country Is A Shithole
America
Obesity ridden welfare wanting scumbags
>>697192171
dat whiskey though
>>697192134
I was talking about my own country fucktard
>>697192221
اكتب باللغة الإنجليزية يا غبي
>>697190840
This
>>697190962
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics?
>>697190264
Scotland.
Full of Pakis and gyppos.
>>697192206
Because fuck you.
>>697192382
Oh well, sorry brother.
>>697190264
Gas the jews right now
>>697192431
باللغة الانجليزية يا غبي
>>697192495
It's all cool bro
>>697190264
Murica
Best thing since sliced bread
>>697190264
'Murca
We landed on the moon.
>>697192493
No, fuck you.
>>697190264
>Guatemala
>we are a smaller Mexico
>>697192543
ما هي اللعنة ؟
>>697192576
So you live where? US or India?
>>697192652
Allah akbar!
>>697192221
>>697192431
>>697192543
This is a nice thread, go blow another one up, maybe a loli thread.
Sandniggeristan (sweden)
Inmigration, genderfluids, akwardness, no regrets.
>>697192621
Yes, please.
>>697190264
>multilingual
>mostly-poor
>no president
>sand-nigger-ish
>very small
Lebanon, im just visiting though
Won't ever be great again™
>>697192756
الليلة الماضية مع أمك كان مذهلا
>Turkey
>75 million retarded mudslime roaches.
>>697192652
سانكح امك
wtf is up with all this cartoon shit...............CANADA....so go fuck yourself.....
>>697192939
Never was great to begin with
Los mejores tacos del mundo.
>>697192967
أنا لا أفهم العربية و أنا باستخدام جوجل ترجمة .
Kurdistan
We are not a country.
America
FUCKYEAH! Coming again to savethemotherfuckingday!
>>697193063
I know, it's obvious you fgt
>>697193101
ايم يضحك دون حسيب ولا رقيب الآن
Ukraine.
People complain and blame Russkie.
Guns, diversity, freedom, eagles, guns.
>>697193201
هاها . لذلك كيف الحياة في سوريا ؟
>>697192221
Allahu akbar
>>697193170
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!
>>697193378
I'm not there anymore, I'm not a shitskin arab, i just can speak arabic
>>697190962
this is anon is a master at social engineering
>>697193468
Oh so deployed?
>>697193389
3 piece chicken dinner........fuck You..i wanna be a butterfly
montenegro
everything sucks except girls
>>697192911
Well, go on, faggot.
>>697193234
Иди я тебя обниму, брат по несчастью.
>>697193419
it costs a buck o'five
>>697192160
Poland?
>>697190962
Zimbabwe!
Russia.
И после этого у меня не жизнь пошла, а просто пиздец какой-то. Я просто, нахуй, ахуел в натуре, блять. потому что у нас… у моих, я вот отвечаю, чисто блять, у моих пацанов заводских, нахуй, у дружбанов всех, никакой жизни нихуя не было, потому, бля, что все правительство — это говно полное.
Все мудачье сплошное, бля, тут живет, говно, , нашему брату, блять, не пробиться никуда, не пройти, блять. Все засрали блять, всю, бля, Россию-матушку в навоз превратили, блять. Нас, нахуй — хозяев родины, бля, загнали в говно полное, что, бля, телевизор, интернет нахуй не включишь - одно говно блять, песен нормальных нет нихуя, говно, блять, жрем нахуй!!! По ящику говно смотрим!! Сука, блять, скоро весь мир в говне утонет блять!! Одна мразь везде, говно, твари блять, ненавижу, нахуй! Бабы, блять — говно. Вся судьба моя коту под хвост! Хоть, бля, сука, вешайся, еб твою мать! Я уж не знаю, куда мне идти, блять, чё просить еб твою мать!!
Ааа, сука мать твою, блять!! Я тут охуел уже блять!! Я, бля, сука нахуй блять!! Еманал блять, всех нахуй!! Умирайте, нахуй, всё блять!!! Весь мир мудак блять, все люди бляди и солнце, ёбаный фонарь!
>>697190264
land of the free large fry
>>697193612
montenegro
we cant count to five
>>697193621
Добра :3
>>697193678
ya.............well......wuyguiaguiogiogicgigoqgogcoapydpyhyfqlhoyhpohcqaohoqa...so fuck you
>>697193577
Nah, normal fag, I was born there, left after war started,in germany now, no boats tho, legal visa
>>697193513
Kazakhstan
Murica
liberate with freedom and burger
India
Land Of Elephants And Dosa
>>697190264
Everyones is just rich assholes
>>697193678
Соси хуй, быдло.
>>697193678
Двачую
UK
لا اله الا الله
>>697193861
monaco, is that you?
>>697193821
wasn't that like 1945.......I mean get the fuck out already............bitch and complain on the train......
>>697193835
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,
all other countries are run by little girls!
Vikings beer blonde mountains oil?
>paraguay
Hot as fuck, corruption and murder also drugs like Mexico and Colombia together in some part of it, the most happy people in the word tho
Yes literally the most happy country in the planet
chavs make me cut myself
>>697193905
Ты тупой? Мы на форчане, тут форчуют.
>>697190264
1 word is enough for me. Shithole.
>>697194031
Wat
Finland
>Spurdo spärde ebin sauna spörälä :DDD :D
>>697190962
Yemen. It's gotta be yemen.
>>697194065
I see the kurds......great fighters........sitting in fields...........fucking goats..........oh ya
>>697194138
Нахуй иди!
we caused both world wars
>>697190962
Obviously it's Serbia.
Canada.
Because it's the current year.
>>697194384
But Jewland was created only after WW2.
Best damn country on Earth
>>697194186
I really don't have time for You........im making speghetti
>>697194280
>Kazakhstan
>kurds
Kys
>>697194502
Kek
>>697194350
Нет, ты.
>>697194579
But where's your moms spaghetti?
Is it on your sweater already?
Life liberty pursuit of happiness
>>697194720
Нет, ты!
>>697190264
France
Full of niggers and faggots
>>697194822
my palms are sweaty
>>697194885
Возвращайся на сосач.
>Long
>Slim
>Wine
>Copper
>Salmon
Guess
Russia
1.Vodka
2.Corruption
3.Poverty
4.Stupidity
5.Lawlessness
>>697195116
Chile.
>>697190264
White privilege baked sliced bread
>>697195057
Knees weak?
>>697195116
Italia
>>697195099
>>697193642
Freedom isn't free! There's a hefty fuckin' fee.
Fat, white, pizza eating faggots
>>697195203
yes
>>697195171
You are right
white gone black now pigshit
>Finland
>People with low self esteem
>>697190962
FUCK YEAH! Top level Tits!
>>697195266
so you are free tonight????..........as with every day in your life?
>>697193513
this is anon is a master is at grammar
>>697194121
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/worlds-happiest-country-would-you-believe-paraguay-n110981
Mfw I live in a shithole but we are the most happiest people on earth, kek
>>697195408
Rhodesia/Zimbabwe?
>>697195266
Italy
>>697195424
don't fuck with pepe........
>>697195116
Chile weon culiao
>>697195543
Zimbabwe
Mugabe says whites come back
corrupted bunch of fucking thieves
>>697195543
Woah! Close, South Africa.
>>697193041
that's your cuntry in 6 words, fuckwit
>>697193739
hahahha ne znamo ni do 5 :D
>>697195678
fuckin stay there nigger
>>697190264
Selfish racists spend tomorrow's pay
>>697195828
yeah, that's what he said in the first place.
Russia
Vodka putin shit, fuckin soviets
>>697190639
>>697195868
u niggers always fuck shit up..........I would line u up and fuck u all
>>697195786
Brazil or South Africa?
>>697195935
its not the same
>>697195236
Соси хуй,быдло
>>697190264
France
Best Country of the World
>>697195257
three fiddy
>>697191343
bosnia is:
no money,no fucking problem
South Africa. Being destroyed by uneducated natives
>>697196096
>Uruguay
>Just need one word: Shithole
>>697196045
Croatia.
>>697196269
Isn;t that uh planet?
>>697196071
Yes it is you stupid piece of shit.
>>697190264
man skirts, good whisky, braveheart
>>697196397
China?
>>697196397
San Diego?
>>697196397
Scotland
kanker, kanker, kanker, kanker, kanker
raden maar, stelletje kankers
>>697196397
Japan ?
>>697196385
pusi kurac majmune glavati!
Boring as fuck, great bear.
America
A lot of fat people
zenbob
>>697190264
USA
Freedom of religion, except yours
>>697192221
well i guess we know who's posting the loli
US
Poor cunts, rich sheltered fuckbois
>>697192632
Kek
>>697196189
As much as I hate the government and their shit, it's the people that still vote ANC who really deserve to suffer. As long as ANC are still voted in even though no province is progressing and the only one really improving is the Western Cape(which is run by a different Party, so put two and two together you stupid fucking niggers) then i don't give a fuck what happens to this country.
>>697190264
canada
Too safe too soft bitches
When something has everything to succeed, it fails. And when something has everything to fail it succeeds.
Also, we have laws, we demand laws, but we do not respect them.
Brazil.
>>697196815
Let that be a lesson to you, niggers ruin everything. South Africa was first, then Zimbabwe, USA is next.
>>697195786
That's like literally every country
Poland
Like Russia, but more chill.
>>697190962
North Korea ?
>Sweden
>ISIS Recruiter and Wannabe USA
>>697197356
>>697190962
San Marino obviously
>>697192756
With all the loli here, I think he is in the good one
Argentina: Corruption, soccer, corruption meat, corruption
>>697190962
Argentina, no mistake!
>USA
>Guns, gays, burgers, and freedom.
>>697190962
It's Moldova, comrade! Amirite?
>>697190264
Germany
chucks, muslimes, muslimes, nigger muslimes
>>697190264
>United States
It used to be good
>>697191113
>>697191851
>>697191935
>>697192470
>>697193513
>>697193658
>>697194248
>>697194456
>>697197210
>>697197420
>>697197552
>>697197686
No its America you faggots
>>697190264
Germany,
fucked
alot
but
never
won
Turkey:Bombings, Militairy coups, PKK, No turkeys.
Sweden
Please fuck my wife Muhammad
>>697197933
Turkey: Can't count to fucking five
Germany
Please fuck my wife Muhammad
>>697197933
When you cant count
>>697190264
America fuck yeah freedom lies
Hillary Clinton's USA: Please fuck my wife Muhammad
England
Please fuck my wife Muhammad
turkey,
erdoğan, stupid people , dead secularism
>>697197933
of course no turkeys, half of your shitty "people" are in germany. at the moment they are rioting because they love edogan. take those faggots back. nobody likes them, nobody wants them. holy shit those faggots dont even like germany and want your shitty sultan. god i wish for a muslimocaust
>>697190569
gimme the skinny on Croats. I went to a music festival in Zadar(was shit) and the place was filled with these dark cleopatra types. But any Croat I have met since has been white as fuck. Who are those beautiful darkies?
shopska salata rakiq kiselo mlqko
>>697198254
England
Not anymore motherfucker. Muhammad, GITOUT!
Tea, pessimisim, rain, complaining, biscuts
>>697190264
too many mexicans and niggers
Up in the mountains.
Neighbors are fucked up.
United we resist them.
If they come, we'll loose, but it will cost them too much.
Hard work and compromise will lead to a better future.
>>697198366
Ewwwwww gross, anon. Fucking pikies.
>>697190264
Canada:
Tims, swamp donkeys, chinks, smelly-french-"people", muslims
>>697198516
Armenia?
>>697198041
Nice
>>697198284
Worldwide muslimocaust would make life so much better in the Western world.
>>697190264
>Germany
>Please don't judge us anymore
turkey
fortress of ISIS and cockroachs
>>697196397
Saudi Arabia
>>697195203
Ask the sheik
>>697198869
>>697198526
Is that what they were? They were exotic and expendable. I can't find a picture though to match though. They was EVERYWHERE. Very pretty.
Lots of muslims, and rain.
That's Denmark
India of europe
>>697197781
Maybe change your keyboards language before typing faggot
Canada
Please fuck my wife Muhammad
>>697197686
It is :D
Denmark
Please fuck my wife Muhammad
>>697191713
Lithuania
I need money Helo Me
Armenia
Government stealing peoples
money fruitfully
>>697198919
The sheikh was losing himself in the music, didn't have the time to answer me
Saudi Arabia
Muhammad's already fucked my wife.
>>697190264
Poland.
Keep out all moslum immigrants
>>697199218
Hedder din kone Muhammad?
>>697191343
>Kosovo
>actual country
>>697199486
Saudi Arabia
Shut the fuck up, Abdul
>>697191169
When?
Any France? woah
Bread, Wine, Truck.
>>697191169
When?
