Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697170034
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
fuck off chen
zoro and his trap waifu with a bounty of 2 berry
roll
>>697184201
people are fun
Best type moon claimed.
>>697184007
mandatory smoking pic claim
when 19 became 21 your intellect became non-existent
Triple QOTT revival:
>When did you first meet your waifu?
About 10 months ago.
>Does your waifu influence your life positively? How?
She gives me hope and perseverance to never quit something I really want to achieve, stay sharp and try again and again.
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
It's a complicated case, but not very.
>>697184070
Good taste
>Yuuko-anon
Thanks, same goes to you
>>697184403
>years
>yes, with positivity
>Mostly, could be more ordinary.
>>697184308
Hello shiki
>>697184555
Enjoy this image with me
Claimed
>>697184504
>When did you first meet your waifu?
Late 2012
>Does your waifu influence your life positively? How?
Not really, occasionally makes it a bit easier to dismiss the loneliness of
>tfw no gf
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
Well, the entire plot is her fighting to get the life she wants which she eventually does get, so yeah I guess.
I may have posted accidentally but you can't prove a thing.
>>697184737
I am too fucking tired. meant for >>697184403
obviously
>>697184661
Have this png of a gif that my internet can't handle
>>697184403
>When did you first meet your waifu?
october 12th 2006.
>Does your waifu influence your life positively? How?
she doesn't influence it negatively.
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
by the end of the current canon, yes.
>>697183857
AAS in NSA.
Might go for some BA afterward but need some type of degree to stop working for slave wages.
Well I'm out for a while. See later guys.
>>697184403
>When did you first meet your waifu?
About 2 years ago
>Does your waifu influence your life positively?How?
She makes me a bit more positive about stuff.
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
At the start, not really, later in the anime it becomes a little better.
>>697184455
You too.
Claimed.
>>697185023
Good taste
>>697184936
It's really great
Enjoying this fine evening we've been blessed with?
>>697184812
All that studying is getting to you
>>697185023
Just kidding hahahah
Chen is the biggest cancer fuck on this thread.
>>697184661
>no "best eyes"
Best claimed.
>>697185607
DM Shiro is better imo
>>697185315
Hey look I found your waifus personality.
>>697185787
lol hahahahah
Pls stop samefaging
>>697185327
Best inner emotion
>>697185290
Yup
Chillin and watching KlK for the first time
>>697184247
It doesn't really have to do with people why I hate birthdays, but I'd rahter not talk about it.
>>697184403
>3 months
>yes, because stuff
>no
>>697185607
hi
>>697185867
I don't think you know what that word means.
>>697186055
You're waifus grammer is shit
>>697186095
youre just an avatarfag now
pls stop responding
>>697184403
>When did you first meet your waifu?
Around 5 months ago
>Does your waifu influence your life positively? How?
Yes
She makes me feel less lonely
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
Yes
/waifu/ seems pretty ded today :o
>>697186346
Your cancer and your cancer squad killed /waifu/
Fucking retards.
>>697186346
rollerino
>>697185787
Akariiiiii-n~!
>>697186431
this. fucking, this
>>697186258
I was literally always an avatarfag, I just gave you cognitive dissonance.
>>697186431
>>697186550
ok then
>>697186448
roll :o
>>697186550
Fuck off noone knows you
>>697185728
Your o is shit though.
>>697186055
Hey not superior Shiro!
How's your day going? Listening to some more edgy teeny music?
>>697186856
I know him, he's Counter-Communist United Trump Alliance.
>>697186677
Hey! Aren't you the guy who didn't liked /waifu/ threads so he kept losing his whole days shitposting?
>>697186918 (You) (You)
>da ich anscheinend nen doppelgänger hab gibts es diesmal einen text
Hi
>>697186918
Nope, listening to Low End Theory and playing League. You up to anything?
>>697186983
Fuck off irreverent meme
>>697186983
Fuck off, Mai. Nobody likes you.
>>697187067
i like mai
>>697186856
everyone knows me.
you don't because you is new.
spend some time here and you will learn young one.
>>697186983
me love you long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6VTj7LhCtE
>>697187185
Literally who
>>697187067
i like mai
>>697187147
Me too
>>697186996
>>697187058
>>697187067
>All these (You)'s
Hava Nagila
>>697187185
You are in the same situation as mai. You're not relevant to this thread and never were.
>>697187369
Thank (You)
>>697187369
You haven't answered my question yet
>>697187371
Neither are you kek
>>697187543
kek haha good one bro
>>697187058
>Fuck off irreverent meme
Is that a spelling error of "irrelevant"? because that word would actually be fitting if it wasn't.
Best girl claimed
And maybe dubs too?
She's adorable
>>697187252
flash drive is broken, recovering all my pics.
>>697187371
nothing is relevant to this thread, these threads are made for the purpose of communication not a fixated reason.
us having a conversation is infact more relevant than anyone will ever be because it involves communication.
>>697184137
>Rattle
>>697184403
>When did you first meet your waifu?
3/31/2014.
>Does your waifu influence your life positively? How?
Ehhh I guess i'll go with yes. It'd be a little disingenuous to somehow say my antisocial behaviors are linked with her just because time spent talking/thinking about her is done while being antisocial, but the thought makes me almost want to say no.
She makes me happy though.
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
Usually no. Multiverses are a son of a bitch.
You people are still killing /waifu/?
2k
>>697187695
Reeeeee
>>697187668
Come on
You're just an outdated meme, Mai. Trying to be a normal poster like everyone, assuming nobody would care how much of an autist you are. How much time you spend spamming this threads with your pictures.
My dear lord, mang, you seem to be really outdated.
>>697186996
>>697187495
I'm one of those people.
>>697187371
>he said whilst posting anonymously
>
>>697187780
CC again
>>697187814
Shut the fuck up nef
I love how broken racing is in GTAV
Hey Faggots,
My name is FAGGET, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>697187780
Literally who?
>>697187765
Who's that?
>>697187056
>da dein Text mich von deiner Authentizität überzeugt, erwidere ich deine Begrüßung samt (Du)
Hey
>>697187057
That actually sounds rather edgy.
Playing some wows while discussing altruistic topics.
Haven't played League in forever. Community got even more toxic,
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
>>697188002
...Who?
I'm sorry, I'm not around often.
Also need to get some more 2ks on this machine
>>697187924
>Trying to be a normal poster like everyone
>>697187765
I know right
>>697187979
i was always here, just as smoking pics as my flash drive is broke. so i got hardly any pics.
how u been man?
>>697188070
>implying your so new you don't know who i am
just leave or learn the lore
>>697188184
Nice pasta
>>697188205
Does your waifu need a hand?
Maybe a whole arm?
>>697188184
/waifu/ is trash.
>>697188184
its a place of communication.
its how it started and its how it will remain.
i also see it as a sanctuary away from all the cancer infesting 4chan but not everyone does
>>697188184
My copypasta
>>697188331
I'm aware, i just only like to greet 1 persona
Been fine here. Doing what i always do. Assuming you're making bank as usual.
Anything of interest in your life?
>>697188631
Wow you're calling ME new?
>>697188506
I can't think of a pun, you got me stumped
>>697188165
It's not edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWS6CITutY
>>697188205
>>697188506
Is there a cripple war here?
Shouldn't you guys both hate the bloods?
>Waifu Claiming Thread #47,215
>>697188888
Nice numbers.
>>697188889
And you fail yet again.
>>697188758
Reminder that Nichibros and WataMote occur in the same universe.
>>697188888
Checked
>>697188543
You get it
>>697188354
Thanks
>>697188631
Acceptable answer
>>697188739
Good
>>697188950
Nice waifu
>>697188888
>>697188506
With those numbers we must call a truce, the bloods are now our enemies
>>697188888
>The one time i don't roll for lewds
All of these so called "shitposters" are glorified attention whores.
>>697188988
They do? That's cool
>>697188888
>>697188758
not really, same old same old.
just woke up but that's usual as well.
i think i get why you only greet me as cc
>>697188775
you do know i have been here since the start right.
and i have people to vouch for me.
hiya
>>697189327
I hate people wo call themselves shitposter just for the sake of being a shitposter, like Mi liu, Chen and other irrelevant posters, they treat it like a fashion statement kinda like people who wear veteran uniforms for attention.
Mean while it took me 8 months to earn the status of a shitposter, 8 MONTHS! do you realize how angry it makes me to see newfags calling themselves shitposter while I have spent most of my recent life actually shitposting and making a name for myself? It makes me clench my teeth in anger.
FUCK OFF YOU AREN'T A SHITPOSTER, YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER CIRCLE JERKER JUST LIKE THEM AND AN INSULT TO SHITPOSTERY.
>>697189392
You're not on here often enough for people to know you.
>>697189492
Hi.
>>697188888
Your waifu looks like a hella basic bitch, but these quints convince me otherwise! Nice claim.
>>697188875
Not really my style. Got something more energetic?
>>697189283
Clearly the bacon is most crispy waifu.
>>697189494
Shitposter is not a status.
Stop trying to make a meme out of yourself you insecure mongoloid.
>>697189494
I hate people who copy and paste big writing just for the sake o copying and pasting big writing
>>697189492
Senpai
>>697189568
Oh shit your waifu is fucking beautiful
>>697189738
My sweet chuuni~
>Rikka
>>697189589
>Got something more energetic?
I got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNVZzXgMdXs
>>697189392
Close enough to the start.
>>697189392
A lot of shitposting today, best to ignore the idiots.
Is the rest of your day going to be wonderful?
>>697189904
Fuck off mikan
>>697189392
I fucking hate how they called them Knightmares.
It ruined the show
>>697189803
My chuuni bunny~
>>697189392
You cant recognise pasta
>>697190039
Fuck off Mai
>>697189745
Yea. How was your day wonderful?
>>697189589
Possibly this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJwAkpfcEj4
I love little kids who talk shit
Mostly because most of it is unintelligible
>>697189327
>All of these so called "shitposters" are glorified attention whores.
This, everyone on /waifu/ just wants attention but everyone has a different means of achieving it.
>>697190331
You're right.
You just take it a step further.
Activation namesynce in 39 minutes -_-
>>697190533
Sauce on anime in pic
>>697190533
>>697189568
yea, i do take a lot of breaks.
though i'm on basically every group pic, and i made the rule copypasta.
plus i started the qott thing.
>>697189904
yea, i think i missed the first week or so
>>697189976
nah, you know me. i don't ignore idiots, i'm idiotic with them.
yea, i'm with a close friend.
what about on your end?
you think your gonna have your self, a real good time, will you feel alive?
>>697190043
yea, it was more of a play on words,
as in they are meant to bring fear as they destroy a lot by the end but they are also represent honour and fighting for a cause.
it is annoying at times though.
Late but Stella's still mine
>>697184403
>When did you first meet your waifu?
About 3 months ago
>Does your waifu influence your life positively? How?
I don't know. Positively i think?
>Is your waifu satisfied with her life in canon?
Yeah, she is fighting for achieving her dreams.
>>697190713
Valvrave the Liberator.
Saber claim Dresden is fun edition
scp is a nice thing.
Can I ask a thing?
When exactly did the waifu claiming threads turn into /waifu/?
>>697189883
Real neat-o, buddy! That's how I like my radicalism.
>>697190293
Ah, GEMA, my old nemesis.
By which I mean that I can't watch it because I'm in Germany.
>>697184403
roll
>>697191142
March-april, when they had been 24/7 for a bit.
well... I like flat :>
>>697191142
when we decided we were separate from the rest of /b/.
cant give you a date but i'm sure someone else can
>>697190821
You know me
The pain makes me know i'm alive~
Glad you get to wake up with a close friend.
>>697191407
Noone cares about you
You're washed up tryhard
>>697191151
Try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC90g_02xAw
>>697190293
My day just started and I have work in an hour or so which sucks, but I bought like 45 comics this morning so so far its good how about you?
>>697190043
How are you doing bb?~
>>697191726
Fine, going out to my grandma's later today. Hope work goes well.
>45 comics
That's a lot.
>>697191726
why do you insist on talking to Megumeme?
>>697191459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o
heh, yea it is.
its good to know you know your alive.
may i ask if you have eaten yet?
>>697191532
the fact i don't try makes me feel i'm doing this right
You self-rightous basement-dwelling autistic cucks will never get laid, lol
>>697190821
Yeah. For a little bit there were four-six regulars, you might've been number seven or eight. I'll have to check my resources.
>>697191876
I hope so too I am getting sick and tired of it honestly and I wanna quit. Yeah he sold me 45 1993 spider man comics with some extras plus 2 venom ones, I like older comics the new ones are okay but old ones I love the waay they look
>>697191926
Why not? adorable, nice, loves me, why wouldnt I talk to her?
>>697192241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>697192151
>lol
You're not even doing it right
your meant to say something like:
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
>>697190873
No, stella's mine
>>697190043
>I fucking hate how they called them Knightmares.
>It ruined the show
I don't understand how a name can ruin an entire show.
>>697191926
She's my shipmate
>>697191726
Perfect now that you're hear~
You?
>megumin
>>697192480
I hate puns
>>697191275
>>697191407
This year?
That's more recent than I would've thought.
Then, I've been silently lurking from somewhere very close to the 'start'... Though I can't remember shit.
>>697192468
Player.
>>697192653
Lurker.
>>697192394
heh thanks I think I just might
>>697192483
Aw how sweet of you~ you make me blush
I was feeling pretty down but your kind words and brought me back up
>>697192612
No no, that's when the retarded name/idea of it being "seperate" became normale, even had some really dumb calls for a seperate board.
These threads as a thing started around November.
>>697190873
Roll for stella lewds
>>697192477
bacon
>>697192072
I had some pasta last night. Wasn't hungry when i ate it. Haven't been for a few days. Odd.
>>697192570
space balls
>>697192902
Any specific place you want to work in mind?
Aryanne claimed
>>697191566
Same result... give me a few minutes, I'll get me some proxflow.
>>697193237
>maximum overdisgust
>>697193064
You liked Japanese shoegaze right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUTgWhQZJk
>>697192212
i think i was the 8th, but i'm not sure.
>>697192612
/waifu/ start or community start?
>>697193038
its good you have eaten, i tend to go 2-3 days without eating and i know a lot of this community does the same.
though talking about pasta, i just had some pasta.
>>697193380
The feeling Is neutral my weeb Anon.
>>697193064
My dream is to become a teacher. But I fucked up alot and now that dream is a long road which I am willing to travel but its jus hard on me
>>697192212
There was way more than that
>>697193700
May I ask why you want a job teaching little pubescent shits?
>>697193631
Ah, wait, didn't see the swastika.
Turning down to medium high disgust.
>>697193631
>OOOOOOOOh a nazi pony
>how FUCKING edgey
>aren't you cool?
>>697193825
Thanks, no gas chamber for you today.
The best waifus. Why pick one when you can get pair.
I love that threads update as I sleep.
>ika
Only came by to say that.
>>697193564
Must be a sign. We should all eat more.
>>697193038
>Wasn't hungry when i ate it. Haven't been for a few days
Are you alright?
>>697193963
I mean I like ww2 history and ponys so sure why not.
>>697193723
Oh, but there really weren't.
>>697194040
Go fap or somthing
>>697194008
Because heresy
>>697193819
Well I want to become a high school teacher teaching seniors and juniors. Because I had a teacher who did fantastic things and made the class great to be in I was always excited to go to that class and seeing him make kids who didnt care actually care about shit made me wanna change lives as well.
>>697193525
That I do. That track is quite nice, about time I give Eureka a listen, I always see it pop up here and there.
>>697193700
If it's something you'll enjoy doing, it'll be definitely worth it in the end.
>>697193990
I'm way too arisch for those anyway.
Being attracted to pastel colored drawn horsed would have much more likely got you gassed.
>>697192875
Harem collector
>>697193631
>>697194212
Thats what I keep saying so glad were on the same page here shiro
>>697194165
Ay your life not mine atleast you wanted/want to do something with your life.
>>697194275
Image rotater
>>697194232
Very true my fellow Anon
>>697194435
hai rikka
>>697194383
Heh, nice
>>697194526
Ship hoarder
I hate these stunt races in gta
They're mostly luck and very annoying
>>697194515
You dont wanna do anything?
>>697194625
Heya beautiful stella!
>>697194637
DESU!
>>697194901
Tripfagger
>>697194212
I started listening to them today and so far everything sounds beautiful and incredibly easy to appreciate. The vocalist voice is lovely.
>>697194994
Personally I'm a lazy fuck who plans to go nowhere in life or deal with shit only when I have to sometimes not even that, heh.
>>697195344
Namesync user
>>697192955
Still recent, and I was lurking then too. Though way less.
>>697193564
Waifu claiming threads must've been a thing since waifus were.
When did this particular ring of regulars come together?
I'm sorry for these questions, I have a very bad sense of time. I'd remember otherwise.
>>697195344>>697195438
Nerfherder
>>697195438
>>697195622
Circlejerk Participant
Oh, uMatrix had blocked namesync.net.
Explains all the anonymity.
>>697195721
>Circlejerk Participan
>>697195767
Lolicon
>>697195824
Whitehaircon.
>>697195438
How do i use a name on namesync
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