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Let's start one of these threads again /b/ros
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Here's the template
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Love Illinois? Already qualified yourself as a dummy!!!! Sad!
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>>697181285
>NH
no one gives a fuck
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>>697181285
New Hampshire is the fucking shittiest state of all, every person I've ever met coming from NH was a cancerous retard.
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I don't care about you muricans.
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>>697181613
We have no niggers or mexicans so I don't really care what you guys think
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>>697181285
New Hampshire?

Get fucked, yankee faggot.
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>>697181285
I'm too lazy to fill in the actual map. So I'll just say I'm from Texas, and every state is okay except for Mississippi. I wish for every one of those inbred nigger/white trash cocksuckers to die in a nuclear fire.
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>>697182407

Texas is what I as an european define as the true america. Am I right?
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>>697182920
Ehh... there really is no "true America".
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I'm sure as shit not filling in a map, but New England is the fucking bomb, idiots and misfits live in every country surrounding Texas, and I know a retarded girl called Montana, which sums up my feelings about that area.
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>>697183158

So, what is Texas be like?
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>>697181285
Rolling for Texas - Yellow
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Upstate New York, the city isn't worth a rats ass.
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>>697183583
>disliking PA
Kys
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Cha
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Fags
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>>697183583
>Dislike New Hampshire
>Love Assachusetts

But why :(
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>>697181697
>>697182182
Well at least you don't just automatically hate us.
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>>697183932
new hampshire is the shittiest state in the world. buncha fuckin gross fat yuppies dragging their kids around the mall all day, fuck you
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>>697183583
You're just jealous of GLORIOUS Pennsyltucky
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>>697181697
Cool. I sincerely wish you the best of best with your muslim problem.
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>>697184021
But ur fat too
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>>697183856
HELLS YEAH iowafag
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>>697183294
I lived in Texas for most of my life. Two cities, Austin, where I grew up, and Lubbock, where I went to university. I can reliably only tell you about those two. I'll start with Austin:

Geographically, built upon a series of gently rolling hills covered densely with oak and juniper in the areas that aren't developed. They flatten out gradually as you go from west to east. The winters are mild. The summers, humid and hot in a way that purifies your soul every time you step outdoors. Culturally, very confused. It was, and still is, a bastion of left-wing sentiment in a strongly right-wing state. Right now, as people from all over are flooding into to this hipster capital of the American South, it's trying to reconcile its old-school old-school weirdness with the massive growth that is sure to define its future. Now we see quirky little coffee shops and family owned businesses closing in favor of trendy overpriced restaurants and brewpubs. Its becoming a playground of the upper-middle class. I hate it. And I love it. I can't leave

Now, Lubbock. It's flat, and bone dry, and windy. I didn't live there long and, I'm ashamed to admit, I didn't see much of it aside from the routes I commuted on my bike from home, to work, and to classes. But I still gained a kind of intimacy with the town that you don't really get driving a car. It's as close as you can get to the "true America" that you might be thinking of. An old cotton town that might have vanished into thin air were it not for the university planted into its heart. If you want to see America, go there.

That's all I can say.
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>>697181285
603! Holla
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North and South Idaho are two different states.
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>>697184587
Fuck yeah!
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>>697182271
We'll burn your cities to the ground again if you get uppity boy.
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>>697184587
thank you for loving my state, we love you too
>Virginia is for lovers
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>>697183856
>>697184409

Ay yo river!
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>>697184822
Potato state isn't yellow whaddup mah nigga
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Fuck hippies and yankee liberals.
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>>697184021
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>>697183158
WRONG SIR!!! Or should I say tranny. There is a true America. It's called the bill of rights.
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>>697185174
Thank you.

Fuck massachusetts.
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>>697181285
DON'T YOU HATE ON MASSACHUSETTS YOUNDUMB SHIT FU K YOU!
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>>697185174
You got Colorado mixed up with Wyoming, at least I think. Wyoming doesn't have legal dank weed.
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>>697185104
That feel when daddy stopped fucking you and moved to a state with common decency
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The worst state is California. That whole state is cover in Shit...... I mean niggers
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>>697181392
I live in Illinois. It's shit.
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>>697185376
yes I've had no time to be precise, but I wanted to praise Colorado for the legalization of marjuana and for being South Park scenario, of course.
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>>697183856
Fuck you, Iowa sucks a fat dick. 8 hours of staring at corn fields, only broken up by a meth shack here and there. Its the fifth ring of hell
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>>697181285
God-tier: MA, PA
Good-tier: VA, KY
Normie-tier: midwest
Bad-tier: west
Ultimate shitty-tier: the rest northeast and south
Nc-kun
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Nuke that asshole state Bernie sanders. That comi bitch
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>>697185557
Nah no problem I get it. Also, South Park actually shows a lot of realistic things about Colorado sometimes.
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>>697183856
This one is interesting. Don't usually see CA and TX both green but I kinnda agree. It's like you have an oddly specific distaste for some southern / Midwestern states.
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>>697185572
The damn true right there
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>>697185557
The town of South Park is literally a field of grass in CO lol.
>co 'native' faggot here.
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Why do you guys hate Florida? I always wanted to visit Miami
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>>697181285
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>>697185743
It's one of my favourite american show. It's also a good way to stay connected for what concernes staying tuned with what's up in 'murica and it's totally free to watch and amusing af. Best thing that came from America... which I admit I'm not very fond of in general.

But I kinda hate Italy as well, and I think nationalism is stupid in general.
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No fucks given
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>>697185957
Florida is okay as a temporary getaway spot, however it is one of the shittiest, crime ridden, filthy fucking states we have.
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Important distinction should be made in Idaho - Geologic changes happen just North of Lewiston. The panhandle is a lush national forest with liberal, educated whites, the south is a dusty pile of Mexicans.
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>>697185957
Because it's full of fat, old, and black people and it hotter than the seventh ring of Satans unholy B-hole.
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>>697186063
Nationalism is stupid, you're right. Nationalists are usually dicks.
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>>697185423
As someone from CA I can assure you that isn't true. In fact I think most people who "hate CA" would actually totally love it if they quit being dogmatic republican faggots. Unless you just hate the outdoors or something, in which case whatever go die then.
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>>697183856
This is p much mine but change Florida to purple.
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>>697181285
Why do you hate Maryland?
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>>697186331
Fuck off back to your shitty state commie.
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>>697181285
Fuck rednecks and cubans
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>>697186331
Most people who say they hate California really just hate the idea of it.

Like a child who looks at a kind of food they've never eaten before, and says they hate it, even though they haven't tried it yet.
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>>697185572
Not the best, but Iowa City is the bomb
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>>697186008
You have Internet?
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>>697186615
Whatever you say 51st stater.
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>>697186615
>kek
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>>697186499
Everyone I've met from their was a pious faggot, but I mean it's whatever.
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>>697186629
No we hate it because of pretentious shits like you, your retarded politics and all of your niggers/spics.
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>>697186331
Personally, I think if you visit NorCal, you love it, if you visit SoCal, you hate it. They should split that state in half, and sink the bottom half
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>>697186629
Exactly
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>>697186785
Have you been to California?
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>>697186499
Niggers.
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>>697186785
You should look up what pretentious means. I'll give you a hint, it's not "explaining to people that they're wrong."
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>>697181285
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>>697187034
4 Times
San Fran twice
Sacramento once
San Diego once
Whilst there I went to Lake Tahoe and through Redding
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>>697181392
Illinois has East St.L, Rockford, Cairo, and is right next to Gary. How could you love that fucked up state??
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>>697187445
How long were you there?
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>>697181697
no one expected you to
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>>697187191
Most Californians are pretentious little shits or haughty cunts. Go fuck yourself.
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>>697187395
Wait so are you from vermont then? why do you hate it? It's only full of old people and trees
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>>697186903
That's fair. One thing I think a lot of non CA people don't realize is that the whole state isn't just LA and SF. There's all of the Sierra mountains which are totally beautiful, Big Sur is gorgeous, we have Mt. Whitney which is the biggest mountain in the US or some shit, in the south we have deserts where you can dune buggy and shit, on the west is beaches where you can surf, islands where you can dive, in the north there's huge forests with tons of fishing and hunting ( although hunting is a pain in the dick here). In the south they have republicans and fishing and hunting and trees. Honestly, CA is kick ass. Haters gon hate.
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>>697187687
Where are you from?
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This made me realize I don't "love" anywhere in the US. Thanks, OP, you big bag of dicks.
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>>697187687
I can guarantee you haven't met "most Californians". So you can shut the fuck up and take the stench of your retardation out of this thread right now.
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>>697184457
I know right. Austin went from truly weird to "OMG SO WEIRD haha!!"
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>>697187734
Oh no no no, its full of junkies and retards who will literally kill and rob anyone for their fix. as family guy put it, there are so many trees no one can see whats going on. Not a single soul with an iq over 50
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>>697187566
Sacramento for a month
San Diego for one and two weeks respectively
San Francisco for 2 and a half weeks

Sacramento was just a huge steaming pile of dog shit.

San Diego is alright and San Fran is garbage to me. To be honest Lake Tahoe was the best part of being there altogether.
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>>697187895
Like I said, your all little cunts, thanks for proving me right.
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>>697181392
>i lie there and hate myself and niggers
>illinois bad
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>>697183583
>Likes Arkansas
>hates OK
So, you're into incest I see
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>>697188042
Okay, so let me get this straight. You spent a total of nine weeks and change in a state with population of forty million. And now you're passing judgment on the whole state, and expecting the rest of us to take you seriously?

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>697188342
You can delude yourself into thinking it's a good state if you want. It's not.
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>>697187982
Sounds like someone lives in a little place I like to call rutland. It really just sounds like you got robbed once or something and can't get over the fact that the drug problem has more to do with the location and shitty prescription policy than it does the people
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>>697181285
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>>697188042
Tahoe is awesome. Next time you go concentrate on nature not cities. Most people in CA live in suburbs and don't care for the cities much, but everyone loves the nature. Except some chicks maybe.
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>>697184606
N Idaho is very pretty
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>>697185174
>Spic detected
>inb4 "hur dur I'm akshual-e white"
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>>697188443
Why not?
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>>697188443
No one has to delude themselves since you've already showed that your opinion is invalid. Thanks for making it easy.
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>>697188490
Bennington, and ive never been robbed. the people suck.
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>>697185423
>tfw Jerry Brown supports trump
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>>697183768
Mah nigga

Born and raised in pa and just want to say
Amish folk are some of the most kind and respectable people you will ever meet
Nd if you come here you will meet them
I like it here
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>>697184822
whats wrong with ohio, brah?
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>>697188688
You live in that fucking tiny corner of vermont, crammed between two states that are sources of retards and blame vermont for it? Try having your car break down in Fairlee and tell me that no one stopped to help you
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I love my country and fellow man despite our differences with each other. For we are all Americans. Americans should stick together against the adversity we face in this world.
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>>697181285
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free Boosie bixches!
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>>697189232
What, the upper peninsula of Michigan doesn't exist?
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>>697183962

There is no reason to do so. I only met a few people from the US, all very nice and polite people.
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>>697188342
nine weeks is a lot. Plenty of time to make a judgement imo
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>>697189374
Nope
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>>697189185
My cat got raped in ohio, and because of that my parents got divorced (I just don't like it because I-90 is fucking treacherous to drive through)
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>>697183856
Fuck you Iowa.
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>>697181697
This is fair. Cheers.

>>697181285
Washington here. Love you too sweetheart.
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>>697184457
don't listen to this retard he went to Texas Tech
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>>697189551
Can't say i blame you, the Rednecks up there are fucking stupid.
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>>697189689
you're absolutely right on that one
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>>697188591
massive homeless problem no one tries to solve
largest tax burden of any state, state constantly broke
water is over subsidiezed so no one is solving what is obviously a problem
everything is on fire always
everyone here has their head up their own ass so far that they can't see how terrible their decisions are
bakersfield is about to get a 15 dollar minimum wage that will affect something like 60% of employees there, it doesn't make any sense
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>>697189689
>judges people based on the university they went to

Bless your heart.
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Dunno much about you guys.
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>>697189228
This fucking guy knows where it's at
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>>697185104
>Fuck hippies
>Loves Arkansas

Are you autistic?
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>>697189551
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>>697189978
Not him but is Arkansas full of hippies? Because I didn't know that. I've only driven through and it looked like depressing redneck land. It looked just like rural southern Missouri tbh and that isn't a good thing.
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>>697189875
well let's be candid, only retards go to texas tech, why go to university at all?
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90% of america is shit, dont believe the lies
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>>697190176
>love the southeast except nuke TN and NC
>like WA but nuke OR

interesting, care to explain?
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>>697181285
Fuckin' gun grabbin' liberals.
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>>697190176
How could you
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>>697189228
my nigga
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>>697190346
Because we're all so interested in the opinions of a California faggot. Stay out of Washington. We're full.
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>>697190346
Love you too, Californian.
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>>697190285
Yeah, I hear what you're saying, but I also have no reason to take you seriously. So what the fuck do you want me to do?
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>>697190428
Fuckin' right fellow Washington /b/rother.
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>>697190346
I <3 cuckafornia
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>>697190383
Dude, you have to be from somewhere.
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:^)
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>>697190244
I was raised on a commune in the mountains. Ive lived on several communes scattered from Texarkana to Fayetteville (Fayettechill if you're a 1-800-gay-boii). Arkansas is dense with a very secretive and private hippy community
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the only state that we don't need is connecticut... the traffic man... the traffic...
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>>697189222
>>697186087
>>697183856

How does anyone even form an opinion about Indiana other than indifferent? I'd be willing to bet that none of you have been there. The only people who visit Indiana,already live in Indiana.
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>>697190514
Sup dude? Seattlefag here but it's turning into more and more of a yuppie shitfest with each passing year. A shame because it was such a good town before that. Considering moving south to Tacoma or Olympia. You?
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>>697190573
yeah but why?
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>>697190573
This map is very interesting, care to explain the reasoning?
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>>697185666
PA is an absolute shit state. Philadelphia looks like shit. Pittsburgh looks like shit. Reading looks like shit. Chester looks like shit. Allentown looks like shit
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>>697190592
Huh, no shit? TIL...
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>>697182920
Texas is solidly a member of the "America" part of America. Other states and regions try to portray themselves as more enlightened/educated/cosmopolitan/what have you, but they're not. They're just ashamed to be thought of as a part of America.
Not Texas.
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>>697190681
Family originally from Ballard but immigrated to Snohomish.
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>>697190549
Reno Nevada son
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>>697190605
I lived in fairfield, traffic wasnt bad. Though I heard its gotten worse over the years.
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>>697190802
>Ballard
Nice, I'm in Greenwood. Love Ballard even if it has become one of the yuppie areas.
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>>697190673
Traveled through Indiana to get to Chicago. Only in Indiana for an hour. Witnessed three separate crimes, one shooting, a robbery of a gas station, and assault. (some dude just walked up and beat the fuck out of this chick for no apparent reason). i said fuck that, and took a plane back to Michigan.
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>>697190383
Yeah lets just nuke 50% of the united states's agricultural power house
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>>697190838
I'll be honest, most of my experience with Connecticut is through making the NY to boston trip. so that is almost certainly the problem.
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>>697190837

Then indicate it next time on the map.
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>>697188042
CA is easily the best state in the nation for the sheer natural beauty. It's all the people that ruin it.
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>>697190978
They've destroyed it. 11+ stories are legal now, and they're tearing down my grandmother's house on 15th.
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>>697191071
they're undocumented illegals doing the work
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>>697183583
>from Upstate NY
>hates the whole South
But why?
It's the anti-NYC. It's almost exactly like upstate NY but warmer.
I would have thought that you could relate to that.
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California: Home State
Nuke the shit out of it.
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>>697191210
okay boy
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>>697190869
as someone from washington I appreciate this, I loved omaha and lincoln
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>>697190605
hello brothers
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>>697191253
Would you rather do that work instead?
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>>697190582
no wonder you'd want to nuke. You're from the most boring town in America
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>>697191242
ii was gonna be all mad about cali but yeah thats pretty much it.
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>>697190582
"I can show you the woooorld"..
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>>697191245
If you fags secede I'm pretty sure Greenwood would gladly come with you. We will if my vote counts for anything.
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Why don't people like Florida?
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>>697191452
They put a dead horse in the reservoir to force Ballard into Seattle.
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>>697191253
Still, most of the food for the united states comes from there. Those people do a pretty good job anyway
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>>697191340
hello friend, PA bros. where you at?
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>>697189551
Yea the rednecks are dumb but the forests are beautiful
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>>697191484
Because it's Florida.
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>>697183856
Iowa is full of people with meth addictions, awful fucking drivers and corn
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>>697191484
It's the embodiment of fall pretenses. Yeah, sure it looks all nice and pretty on the front, but once you get down to it, it's one of the most corrupt, vile, and crime ridden places on the planet.
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>>697191484
buncha floridians live there.
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>>697190592
Texarkana is a shit towne am i right?
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>>697191484
because its a fun meme for the whole family, see

eat shit Florida
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>>697191880
what about the Keys?
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>>697191372
Nope! Nonetheless, they're illegals, so if we nuke the whole place in one fell swoop, they'll all be gone too, and i can rest easy at night
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>>697186615
kek
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>>697190346
if you go to Europe you'll find the same story
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>>697185174
fucking ignorant motherfucker you got colorado wrong
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>>697191576
are you really serious that 50% of the US's food comes from that little spot?
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>>697191997
shit
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>>697181285
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>>697192538
What about all the protected wild land they keep? Gotta give credit for that
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>>697192669
where the fuck are you from? Mars?
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>>697192669
Where are you from you stupid faggot?
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>>697192805
I don't think those swamps are very habitable tbh.
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>>697181285
I really don't mind many states. Cali is ruining my home state though so they can burn.
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>>697191053
Probably because you'd have to go through Gary to get to Chicago from Michigan. Fuck that place.. Best bet? Go to one of the richer areas near the lake and take the south shore line. Skip all the ghetto shit and takes you right to millennium park.
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>>697183583

Hate Oklahoma?
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>>697192805
The state gets charity money from that, so it's more profitable to keep it preserved than to let it be used for whatever.
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>>697191053
Lol you should have avoided Gary dummy
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>>697192669
love you too famalam
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>>697181285
gotta nuke everything holding us back
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>>697190673
>who is Mike Pence

The whole country hates Indiana now because he's your ambassador to the rest of us. Congratulations.
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>>697192837
>>697192848
I'm from France but i don't consider it my homeland
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>>697193001
>>697192962
but Gary sounds like such an inviting town. maybe i should listen to my Fallout experience and just avoid anything "Gary" related.
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>>697190682
>>697190686

I don't even know which Redneck States are in the middle anyways and upper america is also shit with all drug cities and shit
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>>697193155
I'm American and I like the hell out of France. Pretty sure people here who hate on it are just memeing.
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>>697192988
like from the government? And then they use that money for corrupt reasons`?
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>>697193194
We quarantined all the niggers there. It was the best possible solution.
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>>697193202
Pretty much all the "square" states are redneck. Besides, Michigan only has two major ones. Detroit and Flint. plus, I don't think there's ANYTHING in Montana other than trees.
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It's time for a second, equally serious conversation about dissolving the union.
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>>697193102

my thoughts exactly

please see
>>697193494
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>>697184606
fuck you california is best state
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>>697193494
if you wanna leave, just leave
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>>697193333
Speaking as someone who's a Detroit native, that is complete bullshit.
>>697193301
Yep. The more money you have (remember, Charity money isn't tax deductable) the more funding you have to pay off bribes and fund more racketeering projects, etc.
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>>697193696
This could be true if it weren't so horribly wrong.
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>>697191053
How the fuck did you just "witness" the robbery of a gas station? You're lying
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>>697193698

We're working on it. Trust me.
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>>697188491
lol same
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>>697193680
Fucking disgusting, use the "fill" tool, autist.
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>>697193743
Northern Indiana niggers, not all niggers.
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>>697193333
>>697193743
nice Quads, btw.
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>>697193743
I've only been to Detroit once but I actually really liked it. Downtown is fun. The shithole parts are no doubt exactly that, but I wouldn't know because why would I have gone to them? I kinda feel bad for what an unfair meme you guys have become.
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>>697193680
why do you love Tejas?
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>>697193696

Cali is beautiful. I visit there several times a year for work. I love it. I like the people, but you're fucking gov't... Fuck man.. Intrusive, authoritarian... It would be like living the EU. Screw that. I already have a wife. I don't need another one in Sacramento.
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>>697193813
I was in the station itself, and i was in the back, this dude pulled a gun and started shouting at the cashier. duh.
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>>697194044
because it's interesting as hell to go look at the downtrodden wasteland
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>>697194174
did you have to get down?
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>>697190573
>Confederate fag detected
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>>697194044
Meh, we've kinda excepted it. Flint is the new Detroit.
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>>697194174
Nope, just didn't pull any sudden moves, and didn't say anything. the worst thing you can do in a situation with guns involved is to make yourself the center of attention.
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>>697194530
You hate every state where anything good, fun, or interesting happens and you love flyover wastelands? Elaborate?
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>>697194256
>>697194573
shit replied to my own post like a dumbfuck.
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>>697185104
because those states are full of only hippies and yankee liberals
>who knew someone from the south would be retarded
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>>697195024
Care to elaborate on why you hate Michigan?
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>>697195024
You love Georgia but hate Alabama, why? I grew up in Alabama and I don't like it either so no offense taken, but I'm still curious about this. I do prefer Georgia if I were to pick one (Warner Robbins is a nice little town, randomly enough) but they're pretty similar.
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>>697195124
forgot to color hawaiii, just pretend its blue
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>>697195124
What other country? Love you too, btw.
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>>697194718
Its all about the people. West coast people are literally retarded and NE people are incredibly rude, and also retarded.
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>>697195288
chile, anon much love xox
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>>697194718

Your feigned lack of understanding where actual Americans live, love, work, play, and die is the perfect example of why you should no longer qualify for citizenship.
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>>697190734
Disc golf is the backbone of the hippy culture here
>>697191939
You are correct
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>>697195421
You gotta love how "actual" americans have no regard for their own constitution.
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>>697195482
Disc golf is actually kinda fun. Only done it a couple of times but it's an excuse to be outdoors on a nice day and it mixes well with beer and/or weed.
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>>697195615
You sound like my parents kek
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>>697195784
Do I even want to know what that means?
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from Legends of the Fall I realized Montana is the one and only
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>>697191071
>>697192398


No, hes an idiot. And so are you. You literally needed three seconds to google that shit and find out for yourself.

http://beef2live.com/story-states-produce-food-value-0-107252

That only shows monetary value. It really doesnt show the entire picture. California is not meant to be producing as much food as it is right now. Just look at what agriculture is doing to their water reserves. The world could do without alot less almonds and avocados.
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>>697196126
Where are you from?
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>>697195784

No, John. You are the parents.
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>>697196342
California faggots don't even activate their almonds.
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number one
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>>697196372
Tfw: this is an accurate portrayal of my life
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the real chart
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>>697196705
The autism is strong.
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>>697193933
Why?
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>>697196635

Kek. At least the little bit of drinking water they do get they make sure and alkalize the shit out of it.
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>>697196692

ha ha ha
>tfw no face
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>>697181285
Come on OP, living in IL sucks cock.
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>>697196705
I like this
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>>697188207
This is /b/ are you really shocked
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>>697181285
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I cannot express how much fuck California I feel. That whole liberal West coast needs to be swallowed by the ocean and yesterday wouldn't have been soon enough.

Love to the Texas /b/ros though, count us in when you secede and we will just catapult the junkies in New Methico into California and split the state.

But seriously, fuck California.
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>>697181285
from mass, whatcha got against us man?
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>>697197913
also alaska i like, hawaii have no opinion
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>>697181697
Kudos for you.
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Fuck America
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>>697197892
found the liberal
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>>697198099
Here's your (You) but use more effort next time.
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South Virginia is best Virginia
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>>697198361
Born in Roanoke but why do you hate Washington, senpai?
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>>697183583
Isn't worth a rat's ass? That's funny, because what you hate so much is the reason why you even have schools. NYC and Long island make more money than the rest of New York.
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>>697181285
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>>697198578
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>>697196876
do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
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>>697197788
I feel you there fellow Arizonan. California should be purged from the face of the earth and not even the land itself should remain.
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>>697198902
Do you?
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>>697186008
Why do you hate the ocean???????
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NC better than SC reporting in
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>>697198493
weather and its just a depressing state
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>>697199043
have you ever been to Spokane?
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>>697181285
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>>697199043
I like gloomy weather personally but yeah it's not everyone's cup of tea. You might like eastern WA. Much sunnier on the other side of the Cascades. I think both sides of the state are pretty, but in very different ways.
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independence pls
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>>697188491
Why didn't you clor LI?
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>>697199161
Not him but the city of Spokane itself looks kind of depressing in my limited experience. The geography out there is really cool though.
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>>697185104
You must be struggling to control your blood sugar today you fat redneck faggot. The south is a plague on america.
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>>697193696
I live there too. It's nice it's just too expensive and over populated. Shit there are more people living in california than there are people living in the entire country of Canada.
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>>697199678
Kek grew up there and left, and can confirm. Fuck the south.
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>>697198630
once again, the Michigan UP doesn't exist.
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>>697199678
Actually no. The South is the future, and the Rust Belt and northeast is the plague of america
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>>697181697
Austria is the asshole of europe and austrians a bunch of inbred cocksuckers
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>>697199427
Kentucky doesn't exist to you?
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>>697199929
It might as well not exist. I mean if it suddenly wasn't there, would anyone else even notice until they stopped getting their bourbon shipments?
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>>697200073
This nigga got a point.
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