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HP UK laptops selling for £1. GTFIH.

http://store.hp.com/UKStore/Merch/List.aspx?sel=NTB
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>>697168342
They've shut it down
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Looks like my order got canceled as well.
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Was just about to order was just about to order but doesn't work anymore
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>>697168505
Yeah mine too. It was expected but ah well.
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>>697168424
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>>697168505
Have they refunded the money?
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They know
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>>697168587
yeah.
oh well was worth a shot at least
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It's a wait & see for those that have ordered. T's & C's are pretty clear. Now all we need is a 'We will honor' or 'Haha go fuck yourselves'.
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Mines still processing, not expecting much though as they'll most likely cancel it before taking any money, they are most likely checking all paypal purchases first, paid for my order via Visa Debit
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I bought one. Very unlikely to actually happen though.

Orders
>All orders are subject to acceptance by HP. HP will provide you with an order acceptance or rejection notice as soon as reasonably possible.
>You agree that we may use Personal information provided by you in order to conduct appropriate anti-fraud checks.

>Personal Informati\on that
you provide may be checked against a credit reference or fraud prevention agency, which may keep a record of that information.
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>>697168936
All that credit fraud is to do with the HP Subscription so is null and void, but they will most likely cancel all our orders, cunts, hook nose cunts
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>its real
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We all knew this was a gamble. Had 2 seperate orders accepted, will keep posted on any response.
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>>697169093
proof of date?
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Went through the whole process and paid with PayPal who have confirmed that a payment has been submitted.

Now it's just hanging on the confirmation screen, but I reckon that's cos a fuck load of people are on the site now.

Guess we just wait and see.
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*only ship to uk

Fuck you britfags
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>>697169093
Bad fake.

They will not send your order a saturday.
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>>697169093
old order u fag
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>>697169278
They will if they have a contract with DPD to pick up shipments on a Saturday
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>>697169064
Yeah but the first bit still applies. Even says in the email

>We will send you an email once your order
has been accepted.

>>697169093
Work your magic Mr Crowley
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>>697168666
>666
God damn Jews
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>>697169185
exactly where im at, maybe when this cools off itll sneak through
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Another reason to hate being a bloody American.
Saw this while clicking "Payment Details"
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every time i get to basket it disappears should i keep trying
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>>697170465
I gave up on the payment screen because they won't ship to the states.

You should keep trying, fam.
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>>697170465
nah give up
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The last time fallout 4 went for free and it didn't work then. We have little hope of this, a £2k-3k laptop, going for £1 working if Fallout didn't work and it was a £50 game
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They've stopped taking payments now :/
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Post YFW you're a britfag and not a burgerfag.
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>>697170800
That's just the website timing-out because of the number of visitors.

Keep trying.
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>>697170930
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everyone saying that we are paying a sub fee now
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>>697171279
No direct debit agreement came up during the order process so I dont think so.
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>>697171279
If that does turn out to be the case, which it isn't, then the Distance Selling Act allows us to cancel the transaction, without having to give any reason, within the next 30 days. Despite what you've agreed to with HP.

It's all cancelled.
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The monthly payments are there as an option. It wasn't a bait & switch. If you read it, you need to sign a credit agreement and payment plan to be accepted for financing. If you payed at checkout, that's it done
The only issue is them refusing it. You haven't agreed to anything by buying an item cheap.
Worst case scenario: You have a huge bill, you go for a refund
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>>697171400
>>697171495
did you two even look at the picture? i clearly highlighted the bit where it says that the finance is NOT for consumers.
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>>697170930

>be british
>wake up monday morning
>open my 500 brand new business laptops
>sell them all at a profit
>invest it all
>retire at 20
>never have to work a day in my life

Thank you Allah for making me British
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too late
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Wait what
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-stock-spikes-after-buyout-chatter.html
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>>697171656
I only ordered 1.
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>>697171656
every single fucking mudslime sandnigger corner/phone repair/pc specialist shop will be selling hundreds of these now. greedy goat fuckers ruining it for everyone.
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>>697171749
publicity stunt to spike prices further?
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>>697171749
PLEASE READ
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-rises-on-report-of-buyout-interest

Hewlett Packard are being bought out.
This might be a planned maneuver!
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mine still hasn't been cancelled yet.. i ordered it as soon as the other original thread got posted. pray for me fags
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>>697172040
Same here anon.
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I ordered 10 of the fuckers, paypal confirmation but nothing from HP. Lets see how it goes.
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>>697171897
it looks like it
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>>697171897
>>697171947
>>697171749
>>697172106


More likely to get the prices to plummet. The company will be operating at a loss with these sales and the stock prices will go down due to it, making it easier to buy them out. The companies looking to buy them out have an insider who has set these prices low for this very purpose.
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im a britfag
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>>697171662
Direct links still working
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>>697172100
>cunts buying more than they need

It really is you that prevent these kinds of deals from being honoured.

I remember some with selling £100 cameras for a tenner.

>one friend bought 1
>one friend bought 50

The guy who bought 1 got his. The greedy cunt who ordered 50 didn't.

I hope this happens to you.
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>>697172255
The fuck do you have Snipping Tool on your taskbar?
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>>697172255
what rank are you on league
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My order still isn't cancelled after 2 hours

£1.48 gone from my account

Can the prophecy come true?
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>>697172561
d5 but i dont play much anymore, waiting for urf
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>>697172698
carry me
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>>697172438
just have since i can remember, new pc? better save space for snipping tool
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>>697172837
sorry desu
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anyone else stuck on the loading screen after confirming payment on paypal but not hit complete order on the hp site yet?
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>>697173287
yep. Fucking annoying as hell.
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>>697173287
spotted the poorfag
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>>697173191
I've maybe played 20 ranked games total? get placement S2 then don't play
just play urf & aram now
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>>697173332
what are the chances of this going through after all the web traffic has stopped
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>>697173472
Fukken casual. Teemo all the way
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>>697173579
>Fukken casual.

Yep
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At the bottom of the order window. The last line, a bit risky to put for situations like these
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>>697173561
Sorry to say but close to zero. It'll have been patched then. Whether it was a marketing ploy/ pre buy marketing or a genuine error it won't last forever.
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>>697173472
to get do d5 i won abouut 240 ranked games, lost maybe 100 or more
in placements i got s4
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>>697173677
i'm tempted to refresh but dont want to fuck the whole deal
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>>697173670
>Correct prices and promotions are validated at the time your order is placed.

So when I hit pay, the price shown is correct by their own T&Cs?
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>>697173726
Huh really? Seems like stress though in ranked, and i don't have time to learn the current metas
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if you guys actually think they'll honour a pricing mistake of this magnitude you are very wrong

your £1 will be refunded
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>>697174002
as store credit
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>>697174002
Butthurt Amerifat detected. If this is intentional then it won't matter. The worst is that the £1 is refunded and nothing happens. the best is that we get a 3k laptop for a quid.
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>>697174002
This. People are just wasting their times.
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>>697168342

uk......


what????


why the Fuck would I want Anything from there?
>>Fucking RedCoats
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>>697173948

That's what i'm reading.
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>>697174377
chequed
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>>697174225

I'm from manchester you pleb. if you genuinely think you have any chance whatsoever of getting a 3k laptop for a pound you are a moron.
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>>697174474
Sure mate and I'm Prince Charles. Knowing the name of a city doesn't make you british :)
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THIS IS ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!

HP is looking to be bought out and due to this, their stock has spiked 7%.
The companies looking to buy them out have an insider who has set these prices low for a purpose. HP will be operating at a loss if they honour the orders. If all the sales are canceled, imagine the backlash and media coverage the company will get. With these sales or non-sales and the media coverage, the stock prices will plummet, making it easier to buy them out.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-rises-on-report-of-buyout-interest

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-stock-spikes-after-buyout-chatter.html
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>>697173948
>>697174377
I think that's part of the processing part.

>>697174474
Chance an order could slip through
Seeing as the company could be going into buyout/liquidation it might be planned/they may still honour it
Nothing to lose either way.
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I am not a lawyer...

However in English and Welsh contract law, the point at which the contract is binding or agreed is not as clear as it would be in a shop, ie pay money, walk out with goods.

The relevant bit can be found on HP's T&Cs page, which says it's not complete until the item is delivered.

Therefore, by all means submit an order, but until you take delivery of the item be prepared for HP to cancel your order, which they are entitled to do. It may be the case that if HP try to find these orders, they only search for orders under £10. Therefore, you *might* be able to slip this through by putting an add-on or amending the spec. Sure, you'd pay a few hundred pounds but you might get it past HP legitimately.
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I ordered mine at the start of the first thread, so like 2 hours ago. I haven't haven't had a cancellation email yet but my hopes aren't high.
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>>697168342
I wouldn't do it anyway, it's a fucking hp which is synonymous with failure...
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>>697174873
top kek. Idk about HP but heard they were shit.
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>>697173670
Nice shoop m8
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If 100 people ordered a laptop that's supposed to cost £1000 but costs £1, they are losing £100,000

Considering this deal is all over hotukdeals, 4chan and every shitty bargain site and forum out there i'm willing to bet they'll be losing several million pounds if they actually honour these deals.

Which is why they won't be honouring them, you dumb fucks. That's not how struggling companies work.

>oh shit we're struggling financially
>i know, let's lose millions by giving away laptops for £1
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>>697174856
First order, 1 laptop, 14:26. No reply & haven't been able to log in to check the order
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>>697174873
But a PC for £2.... you could take the internals out and resell for hundreds
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>>697168740
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>>697174964

I had an HP laptop a few years back, it was a mediocre laptop anyways but it had so much fucking bloatware and some of it you couldn't uninstall.

Absolute cancer.
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>>697174225
>>697174614

If you were smart you'd notice that he said "honour" and not "honor"

But you aren't smart.
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>>697175186
I shall say a prayer for us to the laptop gods.
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>>697175306
Ofc. You need to stop being an ass bud and have more honor. Am I American yet?
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there's a reason that hp laptops are generally the cheapest on the market - they are shit.

i'm not even going to try for one at a quid, that's how shit they are.
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Looks like it's all over. Sorting by price (low to high) only shows a piece of crap for £600 now.
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>>697175532
>generally the cheapest

I'm pretty sure a laptop doesn't cost 3,000. Mine cost around 700 and that was a mac, apple being infamous for having expensive shit.
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I have already buy shit while there is a big mistake on price.

Order was treated but it was cancelled after 1 day, before shipment.

HP will do the same. They legally have rights to do that (when there is a visible mistake)
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Managed to log in.
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>>697175748

Nope still displays 1 quid http://store.hp.com/UKStore/Merch/Product.aspx?id=J8Z38ET&opt=ABU&mastersku=J8Z38ET&masteropt=ABU&sel=NTB&#
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Got an order through so we'll see what happens
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>>697175777

those are bs prices

go anywhere - ebuyer, argos, curry's - sort their laptops by price and the hp's are always at least £100 cheaper than the equivalent with the same components. because the build quality is shite and they apparently take their components from the reject bin. if you have an hp craptop that lasts over 18 months you should play the lottery.
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>>697176105
Cool, thanks for telling. But still if it works then I got a laptop for practically free so it if breaks down I dont care.
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Nobody is yet to answer why the delivery is free if only orders over £15 have free delivery
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>>697176863
because they're going to charge your card the full £2000
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>>697177038
Sounds about right for HP kek. The site also won't let me pay so that's it I guess.
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>>697174002
I bought the 2.59 one a bit further down, will that slip through do you think as most fags ordered the cheapest 1 quid one?
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>>697177038
jokes on them, I only have like 10 pounds on my card
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>>697177263
No. They'll search within a range e.g. £1-10
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>>697177303
I get it's a joke but still, automatic overdraft is a thing so you'd be £1990 in debt lel.
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>>697177263
I doubt they'll honour any of these sales, but even if they don't it's been fun, right?
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>>697174614

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vByRXTGcsR
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>>697177419
my card is debit so if anything, the order will just be cancelled
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is it dead?
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may sound stupid but do you reckon if i just kept the page up for like a week, then ordered it could work?
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>>697177562

That's what I'm banking on if this all goes tits up LOL
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>>697177451
Literally nothing to lose, or if I do lose its under 3 quid. Worth the risk at those odds
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>>697177523
top kek anon. It's been fun ya git. Please recite the marine copypasta.
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if they charge you more, sue for false advertising and scamming
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>>697177451
Precisely, it's been fun and that's all that matters.
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>>697177695

>Worth the risk at those odds

that's why you're going to be poor for the rest of your life

no sense of what's worth a risk

pounds here and there on pipe dreams becomes a fortune eventually
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>>697174856
Same here. Had email from hp giving me a tracking code. Fingers crossed.
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>>697177759
This. Our whole /b/ army can sue them and get free laptops in the end.
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>>697177848
I'm not rich but I'm pretty far from poor too. I'm not speculating 3 quid on a potential laptop everyday, so I'm sure my modest savings will be ok
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>>697177921
Just managed to order. I'm happy that i was a part of something fun for once :)
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>>697177848
It's called not being a spineless faggot and taking a risk or opportunity when it arrives
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>>697174061
Haha yes
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>>697178187

this guy has 2muchspine4u
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Ordered mine last night, paid £30 for next day express

Just got it an hour ago!
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>buying a hp laptop for £1
you overpaid
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>>697178616
That's nothing I got mine 4 hours ago with 3fast4u delivery, sanic division.
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>>697178616
Ayyyyyyy
http://www.notebookreview.com/news/hp-tx1000-convertible-notebook-first-impressions/
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>>697178616
> AMD

Totally not b8 guys.
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I'd rather spend £1 on a lottery ticket, got a higher chance of a return
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>>697178722
top kek.
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>>697178867
Lottery tickets are 2 quid now you pleb
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>>697179019

>implying there's only one lottery
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My basket won't load :(
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>>697179270
keep at it. Mine didn't work and did for 10 seconds. I managed to finish a few mins ago.
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>>697177523
Sauce?
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mine came a moment ago, just like you guys its not b8>>697178815
>>697178616
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>>697179613
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>>697179516
They've just put a maintenance notice up now, fuck my life, I'm broke as fuck, this would have been amazing.
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>>697179899
Site is down.
Unable to access customer area.
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>>697179811
chequed and kequed
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It was good while it lasted, I got in two orders, one for 10 of the 3k laptops. Lets see how it goes
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Id rather pay full price for a Dell than get a HP for a pound
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>>697179749
Mine just arrived too!
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Can someone explain what the guy talking about the conspiracy is on about?
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He's ded jim
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>>697174663
Back to /x/ with you...
I'll see you there.
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>>697180790
Basically come large companies want to buy HP. The interest from multiple companies caused HP's stock prices to rise by 7%.

He believes that these companies that want to by HP have an inside man, a corporate spy, who intentionally set the prices low.

This will trigger the stock prices to plummet due to either a loss made in sales if the orders are honored or due to the negative media coverage if the orders are cancelled.

Due to the stock prices plummeting, these companies interested in HP can buy it at a lower price.
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>>697181160
the chance of that being the case is so fucking low. i highly doubt anyone will get their orders fulfilled, just clinging onto any hope now.
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>>697181160
Thank you. But if there's an inside man setting these prices low then surely HP would have fixed it by now? Plus even if that were the case losing 2-3 million (assuming they honour up to 1,000 customers) a company worth around $113 Billion won't be affected much right?
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>>697181473
People don't like it when companies fuck up. They dump their stock causing the prices to crash.
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Just got an order of 30 confirmed.
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>>697179899
LOL, fuck it, it's still working randomly, got my order confirmation, I'll be fucking amazed if they ship it.
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>>697181670
I understand that but what I'm saying is that if they do honour the orders it won't have a large an effect as the rivals may have hoped?
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Fingers crossed for a delivery, clearly they won't fucking honour it though
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Is there any chance that they get to bill me for the remainder of the 3444 pounds?
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Anyone gonna post this on /x/ to see if those nutjobs wanna have a crack at putting a conspiracy together? One thing they do is research.
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>>697181896
Okay, Dan.
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>>697181853
yes as a companies worth is more than just assets and profit. its based on stock pricing too.
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>>697182002
LOL forgot to delete my email, fuck it, it used to be on my business card anyway, just my old work address.
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>>697181930
No, they just won't honour the order.
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>>697181930
No, i don't think so. If they do then show them a screenshot to prove they set the price and they are the ones that fucked up. Otherwise I'm no lawyer but you may lose the 2 quid worst case.
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>>697168424
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>>697182076
Cool story Dan. Hey Dan can we be friend Dan?
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>>697182076
So you aren't bothered by your email ([email protected]) being on 4chan?
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>>697182087
>>697182112
ok, I'm doing it lads
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>>697182173
Nah sorry m8. Although if you can get the checkout to work again so I can buy some more we can be best mates.
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>>697182251
Let's find him lads and fuck his shit up. Newfags have to learn one day.
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>>697182303
Cool Dan. Refresh the page a few more times Dan and go back a step if it takes longer than a minute Dan. It worked for me Dan and everything was peachy.
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better fucking deliver
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And to think PROJECT FEAR said prices would go up due to Brexit! Ordered 150 so far. If they cancel the orders, I'm going to sue.
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Samefag+Samefag+Samefag+Samefag+Samefag etc
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>>697182461
What's the legalities of this from their side? guessing in their T+C it just says they have the right to cancel orders which you agreed with?
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>try to check-out via Paypal
>get back to HP website
>"Our site is temporarily unavailable due to maintenance"

...
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still up.
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>>697182594
Try it again. It worked on my 3rd attempt
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>>697182594
reload it
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Wonder if it's best ordering 1 laptop, or ordering 30 and seeing if you get away with it.
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>>697182723
not 30 maybe 4-5.
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>>697182303
Hello Dan.
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is this thread the only place that knows about it?
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>>697182996
Fucking lol so many neckbeards on here

Hello basic WHOISGuard protection details... anyone, done now, enjoy your moms basement
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do they ship to EU countries?
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THEIR DOING MANTINENCE
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>>697169185
I got and HPStore accept email and paypal receipt as well (I'm a Britfag). Ordered 3 as the constant refresh added 2 extra and I just wanted to get the order accepted, HP can legally refuse, but worth a try
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>>697183204
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>>697170800
just retry
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>>697172255
>181 unread emails
fucking why
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The HP Site is slow as fuck for me. Are they fixing it or has /b/ just destroyed their servers?
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How has no one at HP noticed yet?
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>>697183189
Oh, Dan. We're not done yet.
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>>697168342
20-8-5 8-15-12-15-3-1-21-19-20 9-19 1 8-15-1-24
Post this into another thread or you mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>697182644
>>697182649
Cheers, got an email confirmation. Hopefully my order slips through the cracks.
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wonder how many are in stock? even if they fucked up the price the orders should reduce the stock?
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>>697183600
They have

They shut down the entire site for 'maintenance'
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>>697183604
lel. FB profile?
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>>697183604
Damn, Daniel!
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>>697182119
They Onlu ship to the UK
im you not from therre you are just a faggot with 2 pounds less in your bank account
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>>697183813
Fuk off with this cancer.
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I cant believe this shit is still online.

No admin to check the traffic and detect there is a problem ?
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>>697183888
you know there are ways to circumvent this, right?
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>>697183806
fb.com/iDemonix
Let's all be friends with Dan.
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>>697183999
Like sending it to a friend.
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Just worked for me got 2 laptops, G3 workstations, and got a conformation email and a PayPal email confirmation also.
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>>697183888
I am in canada. I haven't purchased it yet.
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Cmon guys, they are just going to cancel all orders.
There is no point in trying.
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>>697184067
HAHAHAHA That's not me you utter fag. Get out of your basement cunt.
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>>697184102
like sending to a UK parcel forwarder
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>>697184227
It's been fun being part of something. I was a naysayer from the start but I ordered so I could say that I tried.
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>>697184280
Cool m9
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HP representative here. I insist you all immediately STOP exploiting an error on your website or you will all face LEGAL ACTION including the possibility of IMPRISONMENT.

Geoff Oddkings
HP
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>>697184377
Faggot
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>>697184377
bullshit
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>>697184377
Okay Mr Shekelberg.
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>>697184377
massive faggot
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>>697184377
May I offer you a cock to gag upon fair anon? You so obviously want one. Praytell Enthuse us more on how you like to fornicate with the Original Teletyper. Doth thoust Caps lock not work? or are you just autistic? Perhaps both? Very good. Fare thee well Sir faggot.
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>>697184377
faggot
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>>697184439
>>697184493
>>697184494
>>697184530
Cyber hate is a crime under UK law and these messages have been logged along with your IP addresses.

Geoff Oddkings
HP
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>>697184628
dosent matters if im not in the you uk you fucking faggot
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>>697184628
Fuck you, Geoff Retarded
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>>697184241
A simple Google search suggests otherwise. And it's pretty clear your Jimmies are rustled which wouldn't be the case if we hadn't found you.
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Interesting legally. Wrong privces on adverts need not be honoured by a vendor but once an order is accepted and payment recieved..? Or is it on delivery :(
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>>697184628
I have something you can log, Mr Shekelstein.
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>>697184377
>exploiting
Mate I was just purchasing me a nice laptop, your fault for fucking up
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>>697184857
We have a range of affordable laptop computers and many payment plans. Please buy one of those and STOP abusing our website or face LEGAL ACTION

Geoff Oddkings
HP
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>>697183999
how?
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>>697184377
I'm sorry Geoff but I don't own the website so maybe you should contact someone else?
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Ordered one hours ago, used Paypal just incase. Got an email saying the order went through and paypal has taken the money, but nothing else has happened yet.
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>>697184990
fix it then mate, why are they still up?
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07949359215
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>>697184990
Nope
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>>697185020
parcel forwarder, like forward2me for example

they'll give you a UK address, you just buy from HP with that address, and they'll send it to you at the cost of shipping fees to your country
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>>697185150
Ordered 3 laptops 4 hours ago, still on "waiting stock" no cancellation e-mail and i paid by visa debit
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>>697184990
I can vouch for Mr Oddkings as being part of our IT department. As a manager of the HP technicians lab I can say that it is indeed an offence to take advantage of this exploit and we will be working on TRACKING and ARRESTING all those involved with this activity. This site was linked to us by an anonymous tipper who said this was where the hacker 4chan resided and operated from to hack our website.

Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697185569
faggot shit bait
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>>697185569
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>>697185569
This is Geoff Oddkings, this person is in no way an employee of HP. Please disregard his message.

Geoff Oddkings
HP
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>>697185891
Spierdalaj
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>>697185763
I'm not sure what you mean by that but we are working to TRACK and ARREST all those involved. We have reported this to the local constabulary and they are working with the Cyber Police to ARREST those involved. CEASE and DESIST immediately or you will be found.

Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697184628
bullshit
also i dont live in the uk dumbass
>>697184990
how about you actually post something that would prove who youre claiming to be because up until right now it looks like a bunch of bullshit

and an actual norman who got linked here wouldnt know how to reply to posts and definitely wouldnt know that they could reply to multiple fucking posts
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Fuck, I get this error everytiem: The server method 'UpdateDelivery' failed.
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I don't think HP will deliver. Therefore HP is a fag
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>>697185569
buddy if you guys were the real owners you would have just fixed the error and apologized
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>>697182076
oh no dan dont do it
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>>697185891
You must be impersonating Mr Oddkings then as I am a good friend of his and his manager. He is my daughter's Godfather. Please do not impersonate Mr Oddkings or I will ask the CYBER POLICE to find who you are and why you would deface his name. CEASE and DESIST or you will be ARRESTED.

Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697186116
We are working on the issue but it was caused by a corporate spy of sorts and as they have permanently set the price we will have to begin work by taking the website down. We do apologise for any distress me may have caused our customers.

Michael Doyle
HP
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I'm Geoff Oddkings, I'm a total pedo who can't stop wanking to furry porn, please disregard everything I say
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Still no cancellation, ordered my 3 laptops 4 hours ago, their is still hope
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I love suck dicks.

Michael Doyle
HP
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'Site down for maintenance' message everytime I click anywhere on the screen. 10 laptops in basket too
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>>697186447
Big Cock
Small Asshole


Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697186693
>10 laptops in basket too
That's just greedy
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>>697168505
>>697168740
>>697168587
Legally they have to give you the product at the advertised price, especially if you pay for it.
You could sue, but I doubt any one here will
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>>697184628
>>697185569
>>697184377
>>697184990
>>697185891
Timestamp
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I'm the real Michael Doyle

Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697186693
KIKE
I
K
E
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>>697186944
Half life 3 is being developed right now.

Gabe Newell
Valve
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Not working
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i love putting fruit in my ass
Doyle Michael
PH

S.P i have a pineapple in there as of now
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>>697186613
>>697186823
>>697186944

DO NOT impersonate an Official HP manager or you will be TRACKED and ARRESTED.

Michael Doyle
HP
>>
I fucked a pig, it was fucking great

David Cameron
Ex British Prime Minister
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>>697187119
Just kidding

Michael Doyle
HP
>>
Bump
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>>697187069
And why would you post your info like that? Want pizza?
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No, me - I'M Spartacus.
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>>697182119
got to that screen so many times crashes everytime
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Half life being developed and is a HTC Vive™ exclusive

Gabe Newell
Valve™
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>>697187261
Fuck. How to delete pls?
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>>697187069
It's clearly the UK site you sperglord. They don't ship to the US. Guess the greedy jew side of you got the best of you eh, Joseph?
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>>697187069
lol NEWFAG enjoy ur shit and swat
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Im a trap and fuck other traps

Moot
KikeEscort™
>>
When life gives you lemons, sell then and buy our products

Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697187069
I love that you had FB up to see Dan.
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>>697187481
Check the checkbox on the top-left of your post then the Delete button on the bottom-right of the screen.
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no i'm the real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SYc_flMnMQ
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right so does anyone know the actually legality will they have to honor for those who have paid or what ?
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>>697187069
I like how you deemed your bookmarks important enough to cover but not your email and address. What kind of bookmarks are you hiding Joseph?
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>>697187119
I love to suck off hoes and traps on the street for money. I am also a newfag who is just trolling on 4chan.

Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697188213
Or is he? Probably porn
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>>697188005
No. There's a disclaimer on their page saying that mistakes in description, price and images can occur and that they can cancel the order at any time.

On the plus side, the UK public is protected by pretty good Distance Selling laws, so if HP try to change anything in the order you've placed, you have 30 days to cancel the whole thing, including any contracts you've agreed to.

In all probability, they won't take the money, or deliver the laptops. Nothing will happen.
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>>697187119
I fucked a pig and then took a horse dick in the ass like 2 guys 1 horse.

http://www.bestshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/2-guys-1-horse-video.mp4.mp4


Michael Doyle
HP
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>>697188285
>Or is he?
what?
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>>697183364
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>>697187563
>>697187692
>>697188213
Look, just fuck off idiots.

I don't know what the password is so I can't delete it. Just fucking ignore it.
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FUCK ITS OVER!
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>>697188785
holy shit newfag lol
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>>>/x/17974417
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>>697188785
>Just fucking ignore it.
kek
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>>697188607
Or is he Joseph.
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>>697188785
You don't need a password. A random one was assigned to you when you joined the thread and it's auto-filled in. Just check the box and click Delete.
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>>697188785
>I don't know what the password is

wow.
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>>697188674
>>697183364
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>>697187069
nigga you fucked up lmao
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>>697188674
mah nigga
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shoutout to ma boy yannick
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>>697184857
>nice
nice meme m8
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>>697188674
>>697189135
>>697189286
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>>697187069
You won't delete it faggot
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>>697189439
Ok you won bro
Do you subscribe to every newsletter you see or what lmao
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>>697189400
nice meme
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>>697189523
Email account that consolidates thousands of support desk emails for a very large company.
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fuck
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>>697189555
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>>697189615
Atleast that price includes the VAT.
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>>697189615
OH RIP
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>>697189459
rekt
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