Hi /b/
get on the HP website because they're selling £2k laptops for £2
HP Zbook
>tfw I still don't have enough in my bank account to afford it
Can confirm! Just got a 3k laptop for £2.22
They're taking the money, but if I follow my order number there is no order
>>697166216
>20
>ruining it for everyone
thanks, you fucking retard
>>697166216
This is legit but you need to post link, fag.
b/ is too lazy to do fucking anything except blindly click
I bought 4 for 4.85 GBP its legit get in there lads
>>697166647
http://store.hp.com/UKStore/Merch/List.aspx?sel=NTB&ctrl=f&fc_sb_zbook=1
sort by low to high
>>697166216
MFW they only ship to UK
>>697166746
website is crashing :/
>>697166746
UK only
Order confirmed, bought two, fingers crossed!
sites broken for me :(
>>697167751
indeed
HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.
they downed website
>>697166216
SUBSCRIPTION ONLY - BAILIFFS WHEN?
On site, can confirm, but the site is loading REALLY slowly, and currently I'm stuck on the checkout screen
>>697168210
yeh the secret got out fast!
>>697168501
I posted it on 9ddit and redgag
>>697168501
Not that fast according to the last thread
Funny thing is that my Euros will not get me a 2£ laptop.
I will never game on precious british metals.
The anglo won once again.
Why live.
>>697168210
>>697167751
No.
http://store.hp.com/UKStore/Merch/Product.aspx?id=T7V60ET&opt=ABU&sel=NTB
Damn, this is literally the only time that I've ever wanted to be in Britain
don't expect them to honour the sale, their T&C says they can cancel any order at their discretion.
that said, give it a fucking go at least
Yours for only £32/month with HP Subscription
thats per laptop you order
Can i buy it from Germany?
>>697166643
>this
>>697168933
>>697169119
if you google it, google cache says the website has been "Out of stock" for 4 months, might have been an oversight instead of removing it from the website.
any anon worth his salt would load the page up on his phone and carry it into a brick and mortar store like bestbuy (can/us) and get them to price match instead.
they closed it
>>697166216
so you're going to be paying like 600 pounds a month to them... with the subscription... you moron
YFW you notice this wasn't a mistake
YFW you notice that you are paying significantly more than £2 for a laptop
YFW you dunn goofed hard
30/7/16 the day /b/ learnt how important reading the small print is and what finance deals are
>>697169366
>>697169547
No boxes were checked and no agreements signed. No finance deals were made.
>>697169547
You`re a fucking retard
>>697169298
No.
>>697169547
why would the entire website be broken then?
>>697169670
also financing is covered under consumer law in the UK and has a 14-day 'cooling off' period where you can cancel at any time within 14 days even if you do sign up to a finance deal
>>697169745
because a lot of retarded people think that they're getting a laptop for 2 pounds...
>>697169746
the hook should be hp
>>697169746
FAIL
>>697169745
Not broken
Just fucking slow
>>697169813
This, HP is not that stupid
No one's getting any laptops. Can't believe how retarded you guys are
meh, 2 possible outcomes, they honour the mistake and everyone gets cheap shit or (much more likely) they cancel the orders and everyone gets a refund, no loss either way
Some programming slave is going to get their hand chopped off for this
>>697170238
or, everyone will be charged for the full price
>>697170210
samsung fucked up a few months ago offering a plasma TV for the same and they honored all orders before a specific time
>>697166216
awesome
>>697170352
better
>>697170352
No hook showing
FAIL
>>697170350
in which case you just return it for a refund if the order does go through
>>697170460
Thats because the hook is filled with bait nigger.
>>697170066
dell was that stupid, they were selling 4k monitors for pennies not so long ago. they honoured the sales too.
stupid mistakes can happen
>>697170262
Someone in HP has win a salesman job in Syria.
>>697170598
Datsalotofbait.png
>>697170702
retard
>>697170702
you fucking coon that is a seperate payment method
>>697166216
you're gonna be paying £600 per month you retard
>>697170702
That's some optional deal for businesses
>>697170702
you have to opt in to that, im pretty sure its for business customers as well
Has anyone actually bought one yet?
>>697170768
Hahahaha perfect
>>697170797
>inb4 you get charged hundreds every month
>because buying made you agree to their TOS
>>697170927
fucking finaly
>>697170897
Bought one in the first thread 2 hours ago
Still hasn't been cancelled but can't check order on site
>>697170945
they cant direct debit me through paypal though.
>>697171055
Thats not true at all
>>697171055
paypal uses a pre-authorised payment scheme to act as a direct debit substitute.
>>697170945
britain has very consumer friendly credit laws, you can break any agreement within 14 days with no penalty.
>>697166216
>24 KB
link?
>>697170768
This bait is art
>>697171137
Yes it is, the payment has already been taken, there's no pre-approved payment added.
To everyone:
The order is legit but it will be cancelled later.
>>697169813
not just a laptop.. 5 laptops. i think i know who's winning here, faggot
>>697169791
Neat!
>>697171266
man, that's going to be a bit embarrassing sending back 5 laptops... and gonna cost you a pretty penny too
Bullshit. If like ten people bought it at that price and they corrected their mistake by the time, the ten people would actually have gotten their PC.
But guys, they are literally at least 200 people who bought probably 600 of this model for 1£, it'd mean they'd lost their ENTIRE STOCK FOR 600£
No way they'd lose that much money just to please 200 fuckers.
>>697171229
this. but its fun to live on the wild side
>>697171376
>I got BTFO but I gotta keep my stance so I don't look like a retard on this taiwanese basket weaving forum for children
>>697171001
imagine if it was just one big hack to get credit card details or i could be completely wrong this just seems to fishy to me
so fucking slow!
>>697171614
nigguh is on to something!
>>697171623
this
>>697171376
what embarrassing is when I'm paying your mum in laptops to shit on my face while i bask in eternal glory, knowing i stuck it to the man
nothing in my paypal about recurring payments to HP, just my usual microsoft and ebay recurrings
>>697171614
imagine everyone is just getting their credit card details taken from them kek
>>697171614
kek i wouldnt be surprised. Very odd that someone is promoting this rather than just ordering 10 laptops and calling it a day. But not smart if you think about it because the front facing website and payment system are 2 separate systems so the hacker would just be adding complexity and increasing chance of detection where they could just sit back let the legit payments trickle in
>>697171873
Paypal!
Ok now I live in Italy but they only ship to UK, how can I buy it anyway? I just want one btw
>>697171742
shame on u anon, mentioning our anons mom like that. hope u end up in rekt thread with us laughing
>>697171708
Is would it be real?
>>697171614
i guess anyone who payed on card needs to keep an eye on their account activity then. personally i used paypal
>>697171937
me too
>>697171937
You can't because they'll cancel the orders.
can anyone find a US site for this? the US and UK sites are totally different... and the UK site still works with that price. I just cant get one being in the US
>>697172117
got friends or relatives in the uk? ship to their address.
>>697172084
Okay I will be in Manchester in 20 days.
Is anyone of you from Manchester? If you're there and you hold my laptops for me you get two for free.
No kidding. Post an email and we'll do it.
>>697171614
See you soon on /x/
THIS IS ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!
HP is looking to be bought out and due to this, their stock has spiked 7%.
The companies looking to buy them out have an insider who has set these prices low for this a purpose. HP will be operating at a loss. With these sales at these prices and the media coverage, the stock prices will plummet, making it easier to buy them out.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-rises-on-report-of-buyout-interest
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-stock-spikes-after-buyout-chatter.html
i got an 860w corsair psu for £20 on amazon once, good stuff can happen sometimes. I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>697172442
do I get the laptop? because if I do idgaf, let the jews play their chess games.
Get in here!
>>697171231
>>697172442
> HP will be operating at a loss
So they'll honor the orders?
>>697166216
sweet
>>697172304
>hoping someone will post uk adress instead buying just one for himself
>>697172578
more than likely they won't
and it is over
>>697172578
If they honor the orders, they will be operating at a loss.
Australia at all?
>>697172629
>he'd get two for free
>he'd have just to post an email, then all would be carried in private
>he's 100% safe from any scam or anything, he just has to hold a few boxes for 10 days at most.
You know it's not that bad of an offer.
They've removed the cheap laptops off the site
>>697171470
>>697172201
I dont know anyone in the UK :(
still on
Fuck, im not from uk but i ordered 10 laptops. What now? Did ijust waste 20 pounds?
>>697172795
No it's a fake website op is running to steal cc info
GG brah
>>697172856
how did you order without a uk address faggot?
find a post office in the uk to send it to then try to send it to your self
well look,
im ex HP
would not be surprised if this would be doing of one of my colleagues that had lettter
How the fuck are you guys still buying the laptops? The website has grinded to a fucking halt for me
anyone else stuck on the loading screen after confirming payment on paypal but not hit complete order on hp site yet?
>>697173163
spotted the poorfag
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/money-saving-tips/10602641/Price-glitches-Do-retailers-have-to-honour-pricing-mistakes.html
>>697173078
>2519
all mudslimes looking to sell these in their shitty paki pc phone repair shops.
>>697172948
i also want to know it
I will be in Manchester in 20 days.
Is anyone of you from Manchester? If you're there and you hold my laptops for me you get two for free.
No kidding. Post an email and we'll do it.
>>697173253
>hold my laptops for me
>i'll give you 2 pound 60 quid of laptops
>>697172948
2nd ss
greedy fuckers ordering 10 and 20 lol.
>>697173546
>I'm poor and I'd love to capitalize on this but I've been eating ramen noodles for 15 years
Any non britfags tried ordering?
I never got the confirmation email even regarding the order being placed, never mind accepted, but on my account its showing as placed and payment has been taken. What if my account hasn't registered the order properly and in turn, my order doesn't get cancelled? In a few weeks, do I call up, complain I've not received my order and then do you think they would send it out?
>>697173649
buy it for 1 and sell it for 2k? really?
![Ayn-Rand-9451526-1-402[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJSbwtP.jpg "Ayn-Rand-9451526-1-402[1].jpg")
>>697173546
>>697173649
i capitalized, i'm just not greedy.
this is me
>>697168907
ded
i hope none of you fuckers that ordered 5 or more receive it
>>697166216
They wont honor this sale, its obviously an error and will cancel all orders.
Any of you that managed to order, make a thread when the package arrives. I want to see if this was legit.
>>697173834
You don't think that after ordering 20, telling everyone you possibly could about it was not an altruistic act?
>tfw need a new pc really bad and the glitched prices are only for UK
>>697170415
Yeah, you still have to pay 30+£ a month
>>697174001
What are error fares ? Never heard about it....
And now start crying that you didn't buy one ...
>>697174065
ill sell you one of my 5
cc
I would happily buy a couple off you guys
>>697172789
Or he could just buy two of them for himself at this cheap low price and not have to bother dealing with some retarded Jew from the Internet
Still up btw.
Just slow as shit.
is this UK only?
>>697174629
Delivery is UK only
I will pay one of you fuckers $200 a piece if you ship to Australia because I can't get this shit.
>>697173222
Checkem
>>697174682
is there any way to buy it if i'm not from the uk?
How the fuck are any of you even able to get to the point of checking out? It's so fucking slow
>>697174701
Might just take you up on that.
If I can ship for cheaper to aus
>>697174841
The only way I could think of would be have a friend in the UK who would let you use their address for delivery
>>697173244
this light reading is worth your time /b/
very interesting comments section also with some armchair lawyers
>>697174841
parcel forwarder
>>697174883
I will pay for shipping too, I want to take advantage of this shit, specially after my friend was robbed by a fucking child, he'd be pretty damn happy with a good laptop
>>697174841
>>697166216
you daft fuckers
THIS IS ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!
HP is looking to be bought out and due to this, their stock has spiked 7%.
The companies looking to buy them out have an insider who has set these prices low for a purpose. HP will be operating at a loss if they honour the orders. If all the sales are canceled, imagine the backlash and media coverage the company will get. With these sales or non-sales and the media coverage, the stock prices will plummet, making it easier to buy them out.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-rises-on-report-of-buyout-interest
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/29/hewlett-packard-enterprise-stock-spikes-after-buyout-chatter.html
If you read their terms and conditions it says "Prices, shipping charges and payment terms shall be as specified in the HP Store, as determined when ordering online or over the phone." Well the price is the price lads
>>697175129
Thats for businesses
I fucking hate how niggas order a ton, got myself one laptop very early in the morning when this was just found out. Text it to one of my friends so he can buy one, nigga buys 80 studios for like £200
>>697169745
nerve gas
>>697175129
Your the daft fucker u retard that's already been debunked
>>697175036
western suburbs melb?
>>697166216
I wouldn't do it anyway, it's an hp which is synonymous with failure...
>>697175288
i debunked ur mum last night mate.
Just ordered 25 laptops
Can confirm
>>697168558
if this isnt bait seriously kill yourself
>>697175219
I only got 11
>>697175332
Tasmania.
None showing on my computer for any less than £149. This over?
>>697175409
cunt
>>697175519
the time is upon us for you to literally, figuratively and mentally kill ureself my man
>>697175519
Unless you have one in the basket it's all ogre.
>>697175147
>If all the sales are canceled, imagine the backlash and media coverage the company will get
Yeah, almost none...
There is no legal or moral obligation for a company to fulfil an order if there is an obvious error with the price.
oi vey
>>697174087
nigga you realise that's on ALL OF THE FUCKING PCS DUMBASS even the normal fucking priced ones.
>>697175804
i dont give a fuck
I paid my 20 punds and i want my 10 laptops nao
>>697172808
#winning
>>697175036
your friend is a moron
>>697175908
It was during a flood, he had to stay with people he hated and one of their children stole his money from his bag
>>697176086
muslims or niggers or nigger muslims ?
Ok i ordered 3 for 5 quid thiugh it took abijt an hour.
Hope this goes through
>>697176195
White. Mother who does nothing but smoke and complain, children who stopped going to school because they just don't want to and 'call of duty isn't at school so why bother lol' attitudes.
All you idiots think you are going to get anything other than an order cancellaton notice.
From the terms and conditions on the hp website:
HP reserves the right to cancel any accepted order prior to delivery, at HP's discretion (whether or not payment was made), and this in case of any material errors in connection with your order, the price or other conditions
>>697176504
>SJW
>>697176649
worth a try either way
You selfish bastards who ordered 3+ go fuck yourself
>>697176649
Yes but do you think that a business has the power to change the law as to what constitutes acceptance?
If my money leaves my account in exchange for a laptop, is that not their acceptance, in the same way that if my money leaves my hand and falls into theirs?
>>697176935
you must be underage
>>697176649
Worth rolling the dice at least.
>>697176935
yes. because the law doesnt stipulate at what point acceptance is made.
the law allows the seller and buyer to agree at what point the order is considered accepted.
as you agree to hp's t&c when you buy, you have agreed to their definition of when acceptance occurs.
and you have also agreed to their rights of when they can and cant cancel.
Prepare to get rekt guys, they'll keep our money and don't send anything.
>>697177296
Oh no. I'll be out nearly two Boris Bucks
the page wont load to many people are trying
If people place orders for about 1000 £2k laptops, that's about £2m in overall costs. If everyone's paying £2 for them, then they are going to have to take a £1,998,000 hit to supply everyone with laptops.
Not going to happen.
>>697177662
page is 404 now.
>>697177676
Nah m8, they'll bankrupt themselves giving people free shit or people will be sad.
>>697177728
i have 30 in my basket i have been trying to checkout for an hour
>>697178014
You are the reason why everybody will get rekt son
>>697178014
>>697172696
They probably will honor some of them. Probably not the tards who tried to buy as many as they can though. A loss on these overall is pretty small and its viral advertising with no effort.
>>697178014
topkek
>>697178014
>dickhead
I got 2 and all processed
you however will get nada for being a moron
It would be funny if they honoured any order with less than 2. Just because greed and the human spirit and all that shit.
>>697178201
Razer once let loose a 90% discount code by accident and honoured all the orders that had quantities of one, so you could be right.
Fuck why UK only, am sad
>>697178014
>yfw HP cancels the orders but gives a free laptop to the people who ordered just one and weren't greedy niggers
>>697178201
see
>>697178014
>Probably not the tards who tried to buy as many as they can though.
>>697178239
thinking the process time has anything to do with order quantity this is to do with 1000 people trying to buy at once
hi
OP here
ordered some more about 10 mins ago
>>697178412
only did 30 so i got free shipping
>>697178488
I cant wait until HP cancels all your orders you fucking greedy jew
>>697178014
took me 2 hours but I got 3 differnt ones
>>697178372
Yep. Id never expect them to honor more than on this mistake. Honestly.
>>697178562
You get free shipping anyway retard.
>>697178488
idiot, you're more likely to get it cancelled if you order that many. If you order just one then they probably won't notice
Anyone else?
>>697178663
only over £15
only ships to UK, lucky fucks
>>697178725
its over my basket loaded with £60,000 of laptop in it
>>697178725
yeh but only cuz its getting flooded just f5 dat shit in multiple tabs
>>697179032
It says due to maintenence though. They've probably shut it off.
>>697179032
genious
>>697179173
I'm still getting through but I have to f5 and multi tab like a mo fuker.
Well if they do send them out (I doubt it) I'll have £40000 of laptops.
>>697179032
its over m8 my basket just updated
>>697177208
^^^ This
>>697179287
wrong image
>>697179316
you got to the payment page after it updated if you are waiting for the basket to load your wasting your time
Managed to place an order but it placed it for a lower spec laptop than the one I placed in my checkout.
>>697179504
It's a screenshot of the email that confirmed my purchase and gave me a purchase number and stuff
>>697179316
>>697179504
>>697179574
Thank you for your order
Dear ANON
We have received your order XXXXXXXXXX. Full details and your delivery address are included below.
You can track to your order online at any time by clicking here and signing in to your account and then in the top right hand corner of the page hover over “Your Account“ and select “My orders” from the drop down menu.
We will send you an email once your order has been accepted.
Should you need further information, please check our Customer Support Section for further details.
Thank you for shopping at HP Store.
Yours sincerely,
The HP Store Team
I fucked up the address and sent it to my old address! I hope they don't go through now.
I came here to have a wank, now I've bought 4 laptops.
>>697179653
>We will send you an email once your order has been accepted.
there is zero chance of them accepting these orders. it'd be great if they did, but i expect to have my £2 refunded and the order cancelled.
>>697179574
still what i am saying is if you are waiting for the basket to load prepare for disappointment
You niggas do realize they can cancel all the orders due to price error policies, right?
>>697179848
Worth a shot
>>697179848
worth the lulz
>>697179848
It's like a lottery. I got my order through seventeen weeks ago so might go under the radar. If it's early they'd still be waking up so they wouldn't see where it's going or whatever.
Got 2 in my basket but cant checkout :(
Has anyone tried phoning them to see if the prices will be honoured?
>>697179938
>>697179972
>>697180038
fair enough
>>697180093
They just screamed down the phone for five minutes.
OP is fag for not being discrete.
>>697180082
Same, fuckin frustrating, thinking they'll change the price really soon by seeing their website is overloaded
>>697180145
Sounds like a yes to me
>>697180038
implying they arnt just going to cancel all orders of the product
my order freezes at the basket and get gateway error
site is completely fucked. Even F5 cannot save us
>>697180145
Does that mean no?
Insider here, those laptops are wired and rigged.
AMA
>>697180245
Wired with components and rigged with drives
>>697179800
They will likely honor a few of the first buyers maybe even single purchases up to a given time. But other than that and certainly tards buying more than one. They wont get a thing i bet. It's viral advertising. They pay an advertising team more than this.That's why i bet they honor a few. It wont really hurt them financially.
>>697180245
how many cocks is too many?
arrgh so close to checkout comeon man one time fuck
Its ISIS.
Those laptops have bombs in.
Millions will die in the UK.
>Still wont be talked about as much as 9/11
its all errors now
>>697166216
It's not just 1 laptop for me. They're listing others at even cheaper.
![Pete+Evans+mydayonaplate[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Os3r03l.jpg "Pete+Evans+mydayonaplate[1].jpg")
>>697180395
wired and rigged with activated almonds
>>697180145
Indian tech support at work, I see.
>>697180476
>Still wont be talked about as much as 9/11
of course not! what kind of date is 7/30?
almost managed to order two laptops, now I got kicked back to my now empty basket. guess the show is over
![w4zmCHE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lMSYazW.jpg "w4zmCHE[1].jpg")
>>697180563
>>697180549
Its the whole range of Zbooks
>>697180609
Please do the needful
>>697180145
"Allahu Ackbar! Allahu Ackbar! Allahu Ackbar! Allahu Ackbar!"
Just got this email from paypal for an order I placed about 20 mins ago.
Things aren't looking likely but I'm hopeful.
>>697180629
Salam Brother
>>697180638
You dumbfuck actually tried to order 2 computers? This is why this kind of shit is over so quickly
>Can't add to basket
>>697179806
Mine loaded, and I purchased it
FUCK
> Please note that currently we do not ship to the Channel Islands, internationally or to P.O. boxes or BFPO addresses.
>>697180638
I just placed an order for two F5-multitab all the way. Meant to do just one incase they honour single items but fuck it.
>>697180939
>mfw I ordered 20
>>697180456
Idk u tell me
HP didn't honor a lowered price on shitty keyboards not too long ago. Do you guys really think they'll honor this?
>>697166648
But I only have 10 Good Boy Points and I need my tendies for lunch today. I cant afford it.
Got a receipt from hpstore/paypal for 3 @ £4.54 (I'm in UK). I dont expect them to honour it as, as stated, legally they can make mistakes. I wanted to order just one but refreshing the screen added the other 2...
>>697180939
yeah, meant to order only one, but the basket was fucky so I just went ahead
>>697181215
But my £39980 profit...
>>697180961
Same. Methinks they're trying to limit the amount of orders they're going to have to cancel.
>>697178732
my order was for 2.06 and i got free shipping
>>697181100
clever guy
>>697181260
fuck you
i just got mine. fkn awesome,
>>697181338
That was fast.
>Just like our new laptops
They just shut down the entire website
My 40 laptops arrived there! Paid the extra for next minute delivery. It's really happening!
go check order status:
>We are sorry, our order status system is temporarily not available at this moment. Please try again later
I wish I could get one of these right now. MFW I'm actually sad that I live in the states..
>>697181433
Its saturday
They usually dispatch the next working day
So you'll have to wait till Monday for them to dispatch
fuck you UK fags
enjoy your sharia law and your muslims
still technical difficulties at checkout, has anyone got through recently?
>>697181585
doesnt matter
paid for next minute delivery
>>697181732
i got through 10 mins ago
>>697181681
jelly cuz your an amerifag and cant get in this deal
>>697181681
>enjoy your muslims
>5.02% of the population are Muslim
>believing the Jew media
Good goyim.
Someone find a US site so I can get cheap shit
>>697181796
you're*
they fixed the prices
>>697181859
Sauce? More?
>>697181999
checked tho
>>697181732
just got through now.
>>697181999
No sauce sorry
>>697182062
More for trips
>>697181967
scroll down, still there
>>697182101
Finally went through. Just one. I'm 99.9% sure that it won't be honoured but hey it's been fun. If the 0.01% chance that it does work happens I'll have a day boner for weeks.
