Waifu claiming thread.
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>>697121866
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>697129728
Claming this angel
Saber claim
Rem is claim
I'm a slut.
Yozora claimed
>>697129542
Totally my nigga
You degenerate faggots disgust me.
>>697129449
Unfortunately they werent hostile towards anything so my glorious battle never came to light
But i still want to be able to have 1000 cats and my frames be fucking fine
>>697129963
Thats true
>>697129881
Question! Buy pills, or buy a gun?
>>697129541
And the salt has begon
>Crashing this thread, WITH NO SURVIVORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
>>697129705
>A nobody
That's what I thought
>Hurduur you luk like child
>Autism rules on /b/
still here
>>697129436
Hey Yuno! I am doing just fine, finished my manga and got more! I also got hurt at a concert tonight but no big deal kek how about you?
>>697129633
Stella baby!
>>697129670
Well fuck I hope you can keep your girl, although spongebobu is pretty funny
>>697129728
Claimed all these
>>697129881
>>697129806
>>697130087
>>697129728
Can I claim a pet?
Claimu
>>697129728
mandatory smoking pic claim
>>697129806
>>697129028
that saves me a lot of time.
i noticed, but in that situation i remind the accuser that this meant to be a healthy sanctuary, or i try to keep it that way, and if they would rather masturbate to under-age drawn porn or pointlessly laugh there are places for that.
this i also noticed and its a reason i'm asking you, not only are you active but you also want this place to be healthy and open to discussion as this place should be.
though i will say leniency is needed as even i was lewd if the moment called for it.
what im saying is, let people have their fun, just don't let it destroy the place.
Claimu!
>brings Reyes back from the dead
>Reyes, now Reaper, proceeds to repeatedly shoot one in the back
Smooth move, Top Overwaifu.
>>697130097
Hello, once again.
>>697130190
Caught me off guard. She's from Kill La Kill, right?
>>697130257
Hello, Anonon!
>>697130089
I told you as nice as I could to tell you to basically go to a private room so you could suck diq there.
>hur dur salt
You're the salty one with all that cum in your mouth.
>>697127167
Increase, that's not even a question. How kick-ass would it be to ride that? Seeing as how the regular ones aren't near that speed, heh none of them are.
>>697129728
Reclaiming best loli
>>697130361
I forgot my image
>>697129449
wow csgo
how much have you played it
>>697130103
How are you sweetie
>>697130387
Hai Nui anon.
>>697130361
That would be correct!
>>697130087
Therapy before even THINKING about pills. Make sure, got it?
>>697130103
>Lewd chuuun.
>>697130484
So how's everything for you today?
Claimed
>>697130089
Oh so now you want to bane post
You didnt want to do that ahit last night when the thread was about to 404
>>697130503
B-But muh anti depressants.
As always
>>697130083
Well, 1000 cats and their animations would wreck any computer.
>>697130129
We have rures.
Onry one.
>>697130178
If it's your waifu I guess.
It adds a whole new level of degeneracy to it though.
>>697130444
Trips checked.
>>697130448
~600 hrs.
Still silver
>>697130604
YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT'S MY WAIFU
>>697130709
Fuck your rures, im making my own rures
>>697130103
>manga
Lolnerd, what concert nigga?
>>697130411
>n-no! YOURE da salty one!
*golf claps* boy how can I recover from that?
>>697130604
Yes, the fire rises!
>>697130423
>Bunch of metal and a gas tank
>Lol, whatever, 140mph powered by a fartcan jet
>>697130645
Oh... that's a different story then.
>I'd still say therapy though.
My fuccboi
st watched it in like August. Did I miss much else than the fight between Ryoku and the leader lady I can't remember the name of?
>>697130709
How do people find time to keep their ranks?
>>697130361
hello im not sure what to talk about
>>697130709
chi is not a waifu would love him as my pet because he's cute
>>697130842
>stuttering in greentext
A noose can help stop you from falling into further degeneracy.
>>697130498
Forgot to tag you, but get to correct typo
*first
>>697130220
My apologies, I was in a league game. I'd use the mandatory tag, but on occasion I'd add a Rory pun like I occasionally do. Helps keep people attentive.
I do occasionally shitpost as spiders though. Just to trigger people.
I never learned why the Mandatory or Obligatory though.
>>697130448
I am alright! How are you doing beautiful?
>>697130544
I am not a lewd chuuni you all just want me to be!
>>697130842
I am the biggest nerd, it was some local bands playing and my friend is in one of them so I had to go
>>697130821
He didn't claim yet! Hurry!
>>697130831
I no make rures. We must forrow them though.
>>697130902
Pshh, I don't have the money for that!
>>697131020
>degeneracy
Where do you think we are, boy?
>>697131111
Ahh gotcha
>holy quads batman!
>>697130709
Only if the pc is bad
>>697130821
Nah ive been claiming moka for fucking months now
You can take your bullshit out of here unless you get trips or greater
>>697130842
No fuck you im not playin bane with you
>>697131134
Bruh i thought we were shipped
>>697131134
forrowring the reader is gay
I claim vampire moka
>>697130709
Ah okay.
>>697131111
>Checked
quads prove you're the biggest nerd
I'm really good actually
>>697131111
Well, checkled.
>>697131284
Pretty sure you're looking for the Hentai board there fella.
>>697129728
>Your waifu was somewhat annoying but cute
ok
>inb4 b8
>>697131264
Too easy to mess with~
>>697130411
>getting salty about postings of content you find distasteful in an environment where you can just not read shit you don't like
Things don't have to be serious 24/7. It's like you don't want people to be social in here.
>>697130444
T R I P S
R
I
P
S
>>697131020
>not understanding that greentext is for summing things up in a succinct way so as to make them easy to understand, which may include adding vocal effects commonly used in narrating a speaking character
>more being salty about things you didn't have to read if you didn't want to
>mfw a /b/ thread goes to war over rules
>>697130950
Throw some random subjects out or something, make your time worthwhile.
>>697131111
Oh damn. No one's gonna steal your waifu. Again.
>>697131319
Not how this works
You still need trips or greater
>>697130220
Yup, I get what you're saying.
I'll keep trying my best honestly, even better if there's other people thinking it the same way and trying to keep this place the best possible for everyone.
Rolling
>>697130944
Intense training sessions on 1v1 servers.
I'm about to start trying again,though.
I used to be DMG.
>>697130972
Never heard of a petfu before.
Go for it.
>>697131020
Kek'd
>>697131111
Quads checked
>>697131264
I didn't know who was who mang, I thought it was you!
>>697131284
Very
>>697131319
Fuck.
Rolling trips for my shipmate.
Claiming Dark Magician Girl
>>697131111
noice
chekkked
>>697131111
But you are lewd, you love showing that tight ass~
Mfw the ERP fags are crying that they are being called autistic
>>697131457
Based mercy knows whats up!!
>>697131613
Oi git yer own hoe
>>697131613
>You wouldn't take carl's ass-virginity
>>697131457
Mercy, people make threads to contain shit for a reason. This isn't a porn thread, there's almost always a Rule 34 thread and theres a board dedicated to people getting their shit off.
Its not about being elitist. Its about keeping the spirit of the thread in mind: honest discourse, chatting and a place to chill.
>>697131633
ERP happens mostly in >>>trash anyway.
>>697131666
Satan, please.
>>697131744
fuck off faggot
Going to sleep now guys, cya~
>>697131260
Yo so what are you up to Yuno??
>>697131338
Glad we settled that, thats awesome to hear, watch anything cool in the stream today?
>>697131459
Nobody ever did and nobody ever will
>>697131613
I aint showing anything!
What happened?
>>697131744
>Thats a penis
>You'd fuck a guy
>Faggot detected
>>697130597
everything was good, sorry for the late reply. Currently occupied with buddies.
>>697131338
Hbu?
>>697131543
Interesting fetish you've got there.
>>697131633
Where?
>>697131744
Was about to save, noticed the dick.
I'm sad now.
>>697131893
o7 anon.
Sleep tight.
>>697131844
Nigger
>>697131565
I never bother with competitive, and only play for JB and surf. Last time I tried some person was landing some crazy headshots.
>>697131629
Was mentoning that I haven't seen the show since August of last year. What did I miss?
>>697131893
Niight
>>697131909
Exactly
>>697131464
Then i claim tsurara but next time moka will be mine you little plurp
>>697129728
I come into /b/ because I think to myself, "well at least there won't be gook shit"
This is the first thread on page 1.
>>697131106
ah, ok.
everyone has fun, i let it slip more often than not.
others do obligatory because they are obligated to claim in the thread, but i do mandatory because it is mandatory that someone is there to help the thread be healthy, though this clause isn't always meeting its standard, it's still valid and respected.
>>697131528
i know the whole first wave wants this, just not as solid as i'm making it. others would of wanted it smoother but at this point there is no smooth return.
you can pretty much count on tenryuu to do this without trying and shiki, well shiki just does what shiki wants as their basically the role model we should show to anyone new.
>>697131573
>>697131818
>Carl wheezer r34?
I'll hook you up fam
>>697131909
Showing that cute face!
>Do a little twirl~
>>697132035
>
>>697131818
Yes my child?
>>697131909
I was playing halo 5 but now I might do some runescape
>>697132120
a hit and run
>>697131459
uh what do you like to do for fun?
>>697132035
Ya you can keep that slut
But you aint gettin moka
Thats my waifu
>>697131464
I wouldn't be sure. They're separate characters even if they are in the same body, considering that Mokka has a distinctively split personality. Kinda like Yugi and the Pharoh.
>>697131818
I understand the end goal and agree with it but do not necessarily agree with the means used to achieve it. Within the thread are other threads, each its own semi-isolated conversation in which nobody unwilling must participate, which nobody unwilling must read. Let people talk about what they will. Discourse can still be had in a thread that happens to contain ERP and other lewdness. Sometimes even by the same people. They're separate conversations in the same room. A room in god damn /b/, lest we forget that.
>>697131981
Ah, that's fine! what are you doing with them right now?
>>697131998
What episode were you at? i suggest you just watch it and see for yourself.
>>697131998
Git gud.
There is a minor hacking epidemic going on right now, though. Valve gotta fix that VAC.
>>697132120
Welcome to 4chan.
>>697132147
My eyes are burning.
Thanks anon.
>>697132035
>>697132350
O shit
>>697132341
Go on TF2 and make kids scream hacker by flicking headshots.
>>697132405
If I remember correctly, right at the battle with your waifu.
>>697132035
>>697132350
Dis gon be gud
>>697132212
Don't ever talk to me or my halberd again :^)
>>697132360
At the same time, people normally use their TS, Telegram, Discord or w/e to contain their personal stuff to themselves, so they dont make the thread more relevant to their interests. Its actually healthy for some anons to go off thread and get their headspace back. Yeah, we're on /b/, only because no other board will have us. /a/ deletes us quickly, all kinds of shit happens in other threads.
I guess that's just how the wheel spins.
Thats right, yep, you know it.
You think it spins differently than it does? Well it doesn't, it spins just like it do.
And one day it will spin in a way you don't like.
Don't forget it. Peace.
>>697132510
oh i havent played that much.
>>697132405
I'm chilling with them talking and catching up to some nice beverages
>>697131260
4Chan.
>>697131457
These threads were very social without the ERP
You don't need ERP to converse do you?
Or are you that horny you need to say a sex innuendo every 5 minutes to stay sane?
People come here to talk about their day, what happened, or maybe about their fucking waifu for once. Not to have cybersex over 4chan.
There are platforms for that, besides, it is basically a big fucking spotlight for shitposters to come here.
>>>/trash/
>>697132360
I don't agree.
This thread is a place to hold convos and talk about waifus, not to post lewds and ERP.
These threads don't need ERP to be socially active.
There's other boards for that and there's private means to do so aswell.
>>697132510
Episode 11 or 12? a lot of shit happened.
You really need to catch up then as spoilers and such.
>>697132930
Sounds fun, hope you have as much fun as possible!
>>697132360
Your wrong
>>697132499
I aint go nowhere so call me rosa parks
>>697132662
Fuck off yuno
Your waifu gets stolen daily
>>697133054
Good good least you're not stupid.
I hope you realize what 4chan is filled with
This sexy sheep
>>697132686
>Halberd
Uhh pretty sure a great axe
>>697133281
You say stolen, yet I'm still here and they are not
>>697133292
Yeah, autism.
Like you.
And me, because I'm replying to you.
I'll be off anyway. You know, real life stuff.
Have fun.
>>697132862
With all the new updates, I could see why. There's been an increase of toddlers even.
>>697133275
I've seen the majority of the spoilers already. That one leader in all white has a Senkestu of her own, but that's all I'm sure of.
>>697132686
>filename
Convenient. This is also a fair enough point. But not everyone has these things. Others simply prefer not to use them for whatever reason. I'd just like it better if everyone could sit down, shut up, and coexist without bothering one another for no good reason.
>>697133054
>>697133193
I don't need it. Nobody NEEDS it. I also don't require its absence, because I'm capable of ignoring things I'm not part of, because mature adult shit. Mother Mary spoke words of wisdom. Let it be.
>>697133281
>>697133292
Holy fucking shit that burn.
>Yozo
>>697132211
>Cute face
Stop it, its making me feel embarrassed
>>697132212
You mean Grindscape HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>697130944
>>697131565
You just play daily and warmup on hsmod for bout 10-30 mins before going in a game
>>697132686
Think you ment to say "Dont you talk to me or my battleaxe's son ever again"
>>697133495
watching anime or sleeping all day dont cound for "real life stuff" boy
>>697133621
IZ FUNNY CUZ ROONSCAPE IZ GRINDY XDDDD
Lol yeah Nolifescape mo like it amirite??
>>697133497
The one with the rainbow hair right?
>>697133193
little blunt, but you made me proud
if you notice i tend to go for the longer explanation as it is more often than not easier to understand and comes across as nicer (though i do have my rage paragraphs but we wont speak of those)
>>697131991
I'm supreme
~3000h
>>697133862
hey sandra, u just woke up?
>>697133495
Have a good one at it.
>>697133621
Woop woop,
>That ass is to fat~
>>697133431
Haft is too long. It's called a halberd in universe.
Its just an oversized head.
>>697133522
Then let those people in the outside forums be. They need to learn that their stuff in those forums stay in the forums, and the thread isn't a place to gain attention. I'm in a Discord, a Skype and a Teamspeak, but I default to the thread.
>>697133773
See top.
And for those who roll, they're the worst of them all. Though Sachii and Konata do it for lols, and answer more than just their rolls.
>>697132360
>>697133193
>>697133522
I'm getting a serious case of deja vu here...
>>697129728
JFC get a fucking GF you NEET faggot
>>697133778
>>697133778
I'm wrong then. It was tennis or something, it I shouldn't mind it too much since I'm waiting for the next episode of Re: Zero
>>697133753
How to warm up to avoid getting bulllshitted
other than that it's person click simulator
>>697133789
I get you, I would stay here writing longer stuff and explaining myself better, but it's 10AM and I have been awake since 4PM of yesterday.
So with that I'm gonna be off, I really need to catch some shut eye.
Take care.
>>697133281
Don't worry shipmate.
I'll lend you my gets if I have to.
>>697133753
Bot aim maps don't work for me.
I'll hit 1 taps for days and then get into comp and miss literally every shot.
>>697133862
Hello
>>697133987
Fucking nice man.
I'm still working on getting there.
Been trading skins more than playing lately.
>>697130902
That's the kind of spirit that sells products.
>>697134005
Hello lazy bastard.
unfortunately yes.
>>697134102
I'm still calling it a battleaxe
>>697134118
Gee I wonder why
>>697133497
yeah the weapon skins are weird
>>697133862
извините , но вы кошка
>>697134174
Err, okay then? you mean the girl in episode two? Omiko Hakodate?
>>697133987
>>697133566
>>697134174
We should all queue up
>>697134240
night (or morning). may your dreams be ever peaceful.
>>697134308
lucky you, you got some sleep.
guess what i did all night.
>>697134240
Get a decent rest.
>>697134322
You do you, You Know. You do you.
>>697133773
YOUNO IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>697134061
Why you gotta do this to me girl~
well I am outta here super tired and work in the morning so see you all tomorrow
>>697133778
YOU MEAN WORLD'S BEST MOM?>>697134061
THAT ASS IS FINE. And so is yours.
>>697134102
If we can mostly ignore Spiderman and Literal Shitposter, I'm sure we can ignore people virtually fucking in the corner. Twitter seems to do it just fine.
>>697134118
Maybe because I keep trying to drive home the same point. Let shit be. Live and let bone, yo.
>>697134527
As a nigga said. Live and let bone.
>>697134527
>Filename
You're*
:^)
>>697134637
Because you know what I need~
Night!
>Mizore
>>697134295
Hello.
>>697134393
нет
вы кошка
>>697134525
Furiously masturbate?
>>697134637
YOU SO PUNNY!
Good night my luv~ <333
QotT: what are some gross things you do?
I have a bowl of water next to me i clean my feet and hands in most of the time because i hate getting up.
>>697134825
I clean an abcess out in the open. The abcess is in a sensitive area.
>>697134825
I had sex in the missionary position with the potential of procreating
Darjeeling claimed!
>>697134642
Who else would i be talking about?
>>697134496
The Derankathon awaits.
Bunch if silvers and a Supreme, what could go wrong?
>>697134825
I bring my laptop with me to the shitter.
>>697135009
Jesus Christ, Yuno.
>>697134825
I cum in socks/underwear because its easy cleanup
>>697135009
You are just the worst kind of /waifu/
>>697134353
Some look very nice, tbh
>>697134475
idk anymore
>>697134496
I'm only a Recruit :(
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