ITT: We poorly describe a game (Pre-2010) and other anons try to guess what it is
>get big white truck
>drive in water
>ohfuck.m4a
>drown
>click
>300
>300
>100
>miss
>miss
>you failed.
>>697108889
> becum tard
> Kill people
> we come from the night
>>697108889
>put on metal suit
>kill yourself
>sip
>you make people and then you die
>>697109326
Hitler Simulator 2002
>>697109440
you're actually not that far off
>>697108889
>future, but the past, or the present?
>total gameplay change
>You now have an edgy side
>>697109553
Quake 4
>>697109636
Jak and daxter 2
"Isn't that song from Metallica?"
>>697109326
sims
>>697109935
yep!
>>697109321
metal gear solid 3???
>>697110000
witnessed
>>697110000
oh shit quads, nice :D
>>697108889
>Get told to do one thing
>You do that thing you're told
>You failed
>You're to young to figure out you're supposed to do than what you're told to
>>697109928
DOOM
>>697109321
metal gear?
>>697110134
Good job!!!
>skateboard
>moon gravity
>fly away in your jetpack all while punk rock plays in the background
>get kidnapped by bear
>become lawyer
>bear turns into qt
>>697110000
>>697110207
Thats GOTTA be tony hawk pro-skater 2
>>697110083
All you had to do
Motorcycles
Weapons
Piece of shit oncoming traffic
2D
>>697109553
Sonic unleashed
>>697108889
Bioshock?
>>697110581
grand theft auto
>>697110760
Negative
>retardo dogs
>retardo bats
>retardo people
>desert
>loot
>lavadogfinalboss.png
>>697110416
WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN
>>697108889
Stop right there criminal scum!
For the emperor!
>>697111352
Oblivion / Skyrim
>>697111504
Oblivion matey
>>697111048
Pokemon go
>kill people for hats
>pay for hats
>trade for hats
>HATS
>also some gameplay
>>697111966
>We poorly describe a game (Pre-2010) and other anons try to guess what it is
>>697111992
Csgo
>>697112169
You're on the right track
>>697111992
Team Fortress 2.
>3rd person shooter
>Shit ton of weapons
>Grindy as fuck
>>697112257
There ya go!
>>697112294
Dead Space?
>science
>Aliens
>escape
>>697112294
borderlands.
>>697109928
Got my Master of Puppets shirt on right now, laughed so hard.
>>697112387
Fallout 4
>>697112387
Alien Isolation?
>>697112408
>3rd person shooter
>I'm old
>Have 42yo
>My final duty
>>697112387
Half life
>At the mall
>Lots of other people there
>Most of them are pretty mean
>In fact you should probably stay away from them
>There's an old black guy on the roof
>God help you if you're still there after closing
>>697112423
>pre-2010
>>697110221
OK, I need the answer to this
>>697112480
You did it
>>697112511
>2008
>>697112457
I haven't actually played it.
>>697112496
The first dead rising, those mean mean people.
>>697112496
Dead Rising. Got it from at the mall.
>Mall
>helicopter crash
>Infection
>No good ending
>>697112653
>Fallout 4
wut
>>697112683
you got it!
>>697112769
Dead rising?
>>697112653
I may not be a robot, but you're a fucking moron.
>>697112653
Fallout 4 came out in 2015 faggot
>>697112884
Hmm
Maybe it was too easy
>>697112769
Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain ?
>master of the dead
>summon spirits from the underworld
>fuck with random people using the spirits
>find a fairy in the toilet
>you wont get this one
>Faggots
>Jump off high places and spin and shit
>Try and get cool kills
>get sandwhich's named after yourself
>walk like a retard
>can't hop over a 2ft fence
>parody
>side scrolling
>shoot
>"Tenno heika banzai!"
>Constant stream of grenades
>Only finish campaign to unlock a different gametype
>Can have some new shoes...?
>>697113324
Lethal Enforcers
>>697113326
>tenno heika banzai
Overwatch
>>697113326
CoD World at War
>>697113142
Modern Warfare 2. You forgot the akimbo 1887s
>>697113485
No. Hanzo says "Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau" which means "Dragon, consume my enemies." As another user pointed out, this is from World at War and means "May the Emperor live for ten thousand years"
>>697112769
left 4 dead
>>697113808
Shit up faggot
>real fucking ballistics
> real fucking tanks
>long reloads
> but that makes it harder for you to hit amything
>>697112496
Dead Rising
>>697112517
dangan ronpa. dangan ronpa 2 could also work for it, seeing as the same thing happens.
:D
>rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild wild west
>can't swim
>>697114557
Red Dead, easy as fuck
>>697114634
Indeed
>fuck it's polluted
>my weapon is too big
>I can't remember shit
>lion is about to fuck that girl
>let's ride that bird
>>697112294
Ratchet and clank
>>697109049
Osu! Best game.
>>697110207
Jet set radio!
>you just lost it
>>697115324
yep!
>Just working on the farm
>Wtf this guy is naked
>He's so fucking fast
>Why are there cars
>They have machineguns
>>697111048
Borderlands 2
>>697112408
Borderlands was a first person shooter
>>697112294
Warframe
>>697114753
Final Fantasy VII
>>697108889
>preist
>wololo
>win
>>697117680
Winrar. I was starting to think /b/ was just a bunch of faggots.
>Ethereal Postman (Ghostman)
>The fuck lady, where are you?
>These fucking gross things/places everywhere
>Fake lady wants my dick
>Oh shit, turns out I'm an asshole
>welp, time for Scenario 2 I guess
>well that sucked
>10/10 best game ever
>Die
>Respawn
>Rinse and repeat
>Git gud
>>697119203
Dark souls
>>697119419
Well, Demon Souls, but pretty much
>get out of here
>don't just stand there, come on in
>Guy with cat companion.
>Meets a girl from the moon.
>Ah! I'm naked!
See if anyone gets this...
>>697119185
Silent Hill 2?
>>697120783
Yessir.
>>697108889
>woman makes you commit suicide, and steals your daughter.
>wake up 10 years later.
>rescue daughter and escape the city.
>>697120960
BioShock 2 (The Best One)
>Goblins
>Food
>Badly
>>697121409
Gauntlet
>>697121324
Winrar
>>697108889
>I was framed, better kill everything that moves
>>697121934
Dishonored.
>the conspiracy theorists were right
>fuck the globalists
>platform
>green alien
>mind power
>speaks gibberish
>escape with/out other nigger aliens
>man real life is boring
>OH SHIT! Not real life! This rocks!
>Fuckin books
>Puzzle until my asshole falls off
>Fuckin Pages
>Fuckin Books
>Fuckin Puzzles
>This game is pretty I guess
>>697122021
mkay
>Everyone does shrooms
>Kill everyone that does shrooms
>Girl does shrooms, keep her alive
>Woman does shrooms, dies
>niggers do shrooms, die
>they try to take away girl's shrooms, she almost dies
>kill them for taking her shrooms
>feels
>creepy man talking
>begins on a train
>pick up that can
>>697122465
Motherfuckin Oddworld.
>>697122894
Correcto.
>>697122665
This sounds like Deadly Premonition...
>>697122826
half life 2
>the japan ost will always be better
>american intro is nostalgic tho
>have to go to the past and destroy machines so you can save the future
>>697123086
maybe, never played it. Not what I'm thinking of though
>Be badass grandpa
>Holy shit I got old fast
>Redhead
>Kill another badass grandpa
>Save the world
>>697122826
2 fuggen ez m8
>>697123201
correct
>>697123265
Sonic CD
>>697122665
The Last of Us
>>697123369
My man you are correct
>>697123456
there it is. Next:
>muh bananas
>you live in a world fueled by creativity
>suddenly a evil midget thing threatens the world
>you meet a king
>go to Africa
>go to a wedding
>Michael Bay town
>fight a sheriff
>go to the big city
>become a ninja
>go to India
>go to Russia then fight mister midget
>after that all you can do is play peoples creations
>gets blisters from controller
>>697123610
Donkey Kong Country
>bugs
>master chief or doggo
>also jailbait
>ants
>rainbow gore sometimes
>pseudo-furbies
>literal head hunting
None of you will ever guess this one
>Get in game full of Russians
>Finally in the perfect position
>Get roasted by a burrito
>>697108889
>German 1984
>>697123626
LittleBigPlanet?
>>697108889
>You avenge your father's death
>on/off relationship with sexy cop
>travel to raleigh to beat giant frog
>beat the shit out of an alligator in haiti
>receive help from childhood friends in orphanage
>end up beating this ancient owl in Russia but he comes back next game
>open door
>open locker
>get gun
>get in
>start car
>>697123820
Turok?
>>697108889
Big Rigs: Over the road racing?
>>697123682
Mario Party
>horseman
>someone fucked up
>demons
>traversing
>big sword and shit
>>697124091
Darksiders
>>697123963
Sort of
Think a friendlier ESRB rating. Right system/time though
>>697110581
road rash
>>697123875
Winner
>>697123834
Csgo?
>>697112769
Left behind
>>697124136
Thought that would be easy.
>>697124026
Yee
>>697112387
>3rd person shooter
>borderlands
Nigger what
>>697123795
Correct. Next:
>murder 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 angels for better tasting lemonade
>>697124221
No.
>holy fuck there's 2 Luigis
>>697124364
Bayonetta?
>>697114634
>I wonder how the water feels today
>dip foot in
>DEAD
>drive car in paris
>gadgets and shit
>guns and shit
>travel across world doing stuff
>>697124580
Assassin's Creed
>>697124608
007: Nightfire
>>697120521
HuniePop
>>697124551
nopity nope
>dogs
>slaves
>mergirl
>lots of limbs
>>697124712
Good job my man.
>>697124439
Super Paper Mario
>african-american protag gets yelled at by his fat "friend" for not being able to keep up with a convoy
>I'm like a combination of nostalgic NES games
>bark
>flowers
>paint
>ayylmao heavy cleavage
>buttholes
>Rated T
>contra
>but easier
>also dinosaurs
>>697112496
Dead rising
>>697124954
Mmmm close but not exactly
>>697125353
Paper Jam ?
>>697125091
Okami
>Be man into pipework
>get mail
>"shit nigga ya want that good shit come to the real hood"
>Sail to real hood
>meet girl with no arms
>meet fatass X-Men
>Fight
>Learn that letter sender was stolen by X-Men
>Shiny Rock Stars are important
>get some o' dem shiny rock stars
>some hot shadow dude that looks like a chick is in it
If nobody gets it, i'll continue
>floating island
>shoot shit
>level up and down
>fuck secret hard ending is hard
>dope ass ost
>Be woodland creature
>go through levels that are essentially an acid trip
>Talked about a sequel it never got
>Catchy music
>>697125442
Yup
>captcha was flowers
>>697109928
doom
>>697125589
Panzer Dragoon
>>697113219
RE1 not even a challenge
>>697125702
That oki thing that ive never played but just see thumbnails of videos for lol
>>697125425
Mmmm getting colder. I'll give you a hint. The game is on the Wii
>>697125770
Nope. Imma look up panzer dragoon now sounds kool
>>697123903
Sly 1
>>697125589
Cave Story
>>697126164
Yee
>>697126072
Correct
>overrated
>music
>goats
>go in vacation
>nigger version of me comes out of nowhere
>gets forces to clean all his shit
>turns out nigger is my ennemy's relative or some shit
>>697126502
Undertale
>>697112472
Metal Gear Solid 4 (The Bad One)
>>697125820
Nope. I'm talking SNES era.
>Fucking emerald shard levels why
>>697126625
Ya
>strippers
>pigs
>lizards
>one liners
>>697113092
Geist
>free bread for squealers
>rent has gone up
>this guy just gave me a token
>>697123293
MGS4
>your boss' daughter gets kidnapped
>Onslaught of crazy townies trying to protect the guy who kidnapped her
>>697126664
Ah damn i never had many snes games
>>697120297
STALKER
>>697126707
Sonic Adventure 2
>be irish
>nazi in fronce
Ka blooeyboom bang
But muh race car
Oh wait fuck forgot we doing 2010 or less
>>697126738
Duke Nukem
>trave far and wide to find your missing dad
>Dad kills himself in stupid way trying to save you.
>You end up killing yourself in the same stupid way.
>>697126777
Resident Evil 4.
>>697126871
Didn't even have to say anything else
>>697126938
The Saboteur
>fat purple dude dancers
>Purple dude fires laser
>Fairy gives you arm stone
>Dagger breaks on rhyhorn looking dragon
>>697125443
Has nobody gotten it yet?
I'll continue with some bigger hints.
>real hood has even hooder hood underneath it
>within the underhood is a bigass fucking door
>it does shit to your shiny rock star map.
>badges
>>697127114
Jajaja too bad they'll never make a sequel.
>>697118073
AoE ?
>>697127015
Yup, Time to Kill specifically
>>697127194
Paper Mario TTYD
>>697127194
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
>>697127194
I dont speak nigger
>>697127194
Super Mario RPG
>get hired to do a job
>Dont get paid for it
>Tear up an entire country to get the money you're owed.
>>697123293
MGS 4
>>697127579
Mercenaries 2: World in Flames
>have been summoned to kill bad guy
>only have whip
>get your ass handed to you because you don't even know how to jump correctly
>be computer dood
>oh fuck hurry your ass up the clock is counting down
>fucking tons of colored doors that require colored keys
>grab them fucking cpus and run
>acrobatic Asian QT beats people up
>>697127830
Pitfall
>objects fall from sky
>Cheeki Breeki
>>697127830
Castlevania
>>697127689
Correct
>>697127939
Wait fuck nvm kms
>>697117253
Just beat that level bout half an hour ago. Loved that game
>>697127897
Bayonetta
>>697127028
Fallout 3
>>697127897
Mirror's Edge
>son is main villain
>have to nuke boston or kill son
>run
>kill robots
>fucking red nigger keeps giving you problems
Pokeomon Go To The Polls!
>>>697128078
Mirrors edge but Bayonetta definetely fits the description too
>>697110581
Road rash! Holy shit, the game of my childhood. One of the reasons why now I have a motorcycle
>>697108889
>guys tell you to kill other guys
>kill other guys
>get betrayed by guys
>haven't beat it yet
>pretty sure I'll end up having to kill guys
>you're a bear
>sister kidnapped
>fight a witch with a bird
>>697128119
Fallout 4
>>697128305
Banjo-Kazooie
pokeonm Go To The Poolos!
>>697128305
Banjo kazooie
>>697128446
Correct, was easy
>>697128369
you fucking retard thats not pre 2010
nice 69 get
>be driving beemer
>race for pinks
>oh fuck my beemer
>win shit ton of better cars just for beemer
>literally must have some kind of strong ass relationship with beemer, probably fuck its tailpipe everday
>>697128526
Minecraft?
>>697128526
Need for Speed: Most Wanted?
>"wapow!"
Can anyone get it on this hint alone?
>>697127318
>>697127307
Got it!
>>697128141
>run
MOVIN THA SPEED OF SOUND
>>697128646
Minecraft?
>>697128305
Banjo kazooie
>>697128526
I was literally typing something similar the moment the I saw this.
Fuckin NFSMW hive mind.
>>697128645
>>697128735
WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
>zombie apocalypse
>infinite pistol ammo
>>697128290
Grand Theft Auto V
>>697109553
Life is strange™?
>hot chick
>indian
>human torch
>robot
>ice alien
>ninja
>dinosaur
>werewolf
>skeleton
>boxer
>two-headed asshole
>>697123820
Jet Force Gemini
>murder entire extended family and their friends because your dad is a dick
>be the jew of mythical creatures
>collect currency
>someone steals everyones unborn babies
>gotta get em back
>light up every chance you get
agar.io
shitty fallout
sims combat
civilization
no mans sky
ALL IN ONE GAME WOW
>>697129386
Lucius
>"Hey please do these things"
>Yeah sure
>Oh shit I shouldn't have done those things.
>>697110207
san andreas too easy
>do shit for a tree
>I will not look or listen
>future.png
>shits fucked scary
>save world
>Be Zeke and Julie
>Scientist creates zombies and unleashes them on the town
>Have to save your neighbors from them
>16 bit (SNES, Genesis)
>>697129792
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
>>697129792
Zombies Are My Neighbors. Muh niggah
>>697122354
Deus ex
>fucking trying to drive why is there some fuck talking on the radio go back to music
>busy switching tracks and get wrecked by some faggot
>magically make your crashed car fly into other faggots so you dont go out alone
>>697110207
Tony Hawks Pro Skater. That soundtrack was fucking amazing before they got all that nigger shit in the mix.
>shits fucked
>secret escape group
>you are center of universe
>crowbar
>>697112472
mgs
>>697120521
Gravity rush or soemthing like that?
PsVita title
>>697129709
TLoZ OoT
>>697112496
Too easy deda rising
>>697130123
Gj my boi
>>697129887
>>697129929
Good job.
>>697129996
Burnout Paradise
>>697112653
How is somebody so mentally retarted?
>>697130224
Thanks. Now figure out mine
>>697129996
>>697129437
>>697112769
Dead rising AGAIN?
>>697130258
So close. Try ps2
>>697113142
mw?
>>697130431
Midnight Club
>>697125067
Vigilante 8 ?
>>697113326
waw, campain unlock gave it away.
thginot peels reh ni eid lliw rehtom ruoy ,daerht siht ot ylper t'nod uoy fI
>>697130531
It was burnout 3 revenge but burnout paradise does match the desc. Just no fucking faggot interupting you on the radio
Is there truly nobody out there who can figure out what
>>697125222
or
>>697129307
are?
Fine. I'll grant you this hint: both of these are on Super Nintendo.
>>697130431
Burnout 3: Takedown
>>697128858
I AM ROCK
>get called commander
>do the same thing over and over and over and over
>>697130841
Ye takedown i mean. I think burnout 2 is the revenge
>>697130678
My mom is already dead, you faggot.
>>697130879
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
>>697129307
Killer Instinct
>>697130678
syk
>>697131035
Good shit! But can you decipher the first one?
>boy and his dog
>space ship
>funky bee
>skeletals
>save universe
>>697131073
>>697131158
E A R T H B O U N D
>>697131282
Nein
>>697131108
Jurassic Park?
>>697131158
Holy fuck this sounds familiar, did the kid have a laser type gun with the laser flailing around?
>>697131000
Not quite
>>697130855
CLICK CLICK POW POW NINE NINE THOU THOU
>>697125067
San Andreas daddio. All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ!!!!!!111one1!!!!
>>697131395
No shit! I thought I was the only one who ever play Jurassic Park Part II: The Chaos Continues!
>>697131404
No but you might be thinking of Wild 9
>Being Clyde
>tfw no girlfriend
>kill baddies
>puzzle/riddle
>slimeballs
>git gud
>>697131378
F uck
>>697131448
Command & Conquer
>>697131516
Terarria
>>697110207
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WAP WAP wap wap wap wap...
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TO NATS THE NIGHT THAT WE GATTA TRUCK
goin down Town GonnA BEAT UP THE ROCKS
