ITT: Political Compass Thread
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ITT: Political Compass Thread
>>697081063
link?
>>697081542
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>697081542
not op but here is link:
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>697081063
Nice slide attempt. Sage goes in all fields.
Unsurprising.
No big surprise.
am i weird?
are any politicians or philosophers close to me?
Not sure how the questions are weighed but I still consider myself right wing.
Purple master race, reporting.
>>697082976
get out get out get out
>>697083229
what? is it bad
it's bad isn't it
>>697083195
Haha, brother!
Where my real niggas at?
>>697083368
It's not bad.
But you are a commie
>>697081958
>slide
>/b/
>>697082976
Hello friend
>>697083501
i... i didn't realize i was a commie
what am i going to tell my dad
>>697082976
I'd be even more to the left and just a little greener so of you're just lonely and needing political company I'm pretty close. I'm just a random sperg though.
>>697083501
reporting
>>697084099
>screen shot
Dude, you can just save the image.
>>697084184
o h
>>697083793
>what am I going to tell my dad
Tell him that it's time to seize the means of production and fight western capitalism
all of these "lmao fuck responsibility and jobs an shit hit this bong dude" green square niggers
>>697083195
>>697082677
>>697084026
The only way to think.
>>697084350
Anarcho collectivism/communism is the only way to create true utopia.
Im pretty normal
>>697084660
Utopia is only reached across a sea of blood, and even then you never arrive
>>697084660
>implying thats a viable option
green SQUARE FAGGOT reporting. fuck all yall R B P NIggas
>>697084767
One day...
>>697084885
That is the dream comrade.
Hi guyz
>>697084885
This is actually really well done.
>>697084885
I highly doubt it, friendo
what type of person am I?
>>697085012
Cheater
Awful lot of fags in this thread.
>>697085109
Not sure I have a term but it doesn't seem bad. Probably a chill guy.
All I know is I've been told that bottom right are the fedora wearers.
>>697085109
milton friedman
>>697084420
what type of person am i?
>>697084828
>>697084660
>>697084652
>>697084285
>>697084099
>>697083501
>>697083422
>>697082770
>>697082117
Get out of fantasy land faggots
>>697085400
That's definitely true. It doesn't get any more fedora than a libertarian Ron Paul blowing sperglord.
>>697085109
It explains the compass on the site.
According to that, your economic views lean more towards free market ideals; meanwhile, you support the idea that a smaller government is best.
how is this shit possible?
Every political compass thread needs this one.
>>697085471
So basically everyone is a cunt?
>>697085590
Why wouldn't it be...?
>>697085471
>Strawman: The Chart
>>697085545
Y-yeah...
>>697085684
well i though i was up there with hitler but it turns out im a libtard
>>697085719
Sorry it didn't shit on every philosophy except yours
>>697085825
I wasn't complaining. It's actually a good guide for the various political stereotypes.
>>697082117
>>697082770
>>697083422
>>697083501
>>697084099
>>697084285
>>697084652
>>697084660
>>697084828
>>697085400
>>697085519
>>697085801
Please kill yourselves. Libertarianism is the only respectable way to think.
>>697086115
I always land in the "2A" box but I love shooting and think everyone should own a gun
>>697086215
Global Poverty is sad tho
>>697086150
You do realize all those people are libertarian right?
They're just more socially and economically liberal.
>>697086412
No, that's not how it works.
>>697086150
>a half-baked pseudo-ideology followed almost exclusively by high schoolers is the only respectable way to think
>>697086328
It is. That's why he stopped dancing...
ITT
>>697086476
Do you know what libertarianism is? It's possible to be one and yet have different social and economic views.
>>697086502
how do you figure?
>>697084239
Kek
>>697086150
I am so libertarian I don't respect your right to disagree.
>>697086582
I would think that EVERY box that included an empathetic human being would be sad about global poverty. To some extent.
>>697086783
It's a spectrum, sure, but believing in free market ideals is a cornerstone of what being a libertarian is. Anyone in the green box literally tends to the opposite of that.
>>697085697
kek
>>697086792
/b/ has a lot of overlap from reddit. The idea that all libertarians are college aged white boys is a popular meme there.
If you post without saving the image, you are degeneracy, regardless of your political leanings. Off yourselves please.
>>697086685
>when you live in a right libertarian and you only legally shot 15 joggers who accidentally stepped on your lawn today
>>697086685
kek.
Weeks have gone by and i still don't have any idea on how my opinion is small enough to produce this.
>>697086901
Capitalists don't seem to give a shit about it though.
>>697087233
What about the property rights of owners? Right that doesn't matter.
>>697087120
>accidentally
Trumps intensify.gif
>>697085906
This
>>697087233
Even as a capitalist one could care about it and SOMEHOW help remove it. It blows my mind how people can lack that much empathy.
>>697087233
You're part of the problem.
>>697086937
I believe in the free market. I also believe that there are some services that are more efficiently handled by the state ie utilites and education.
I also believe that there should be a minimum standard for health care and staying outside of poverty that is helped by the state. Beyond that, I don't really care how people live their lives.
>>697087521
You ARE the problem.
>>697087233
Free markets are the tool to end global poverty, if aid and other shitty left policies worked to reduce poverty, Africa would be a utopia
>>697084632
purple master race checking in
>>697081063
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>697087581
LALALALA THE GREAT DEPRESSION DIDN"T HAPPEN ITS BECUAS EO THE FEDERAL RESERVE HISTORY DOESNT MATTER FREE MARKET ONLY I exclusively masturbate to pictures of Ayn Rand
>>697087614
Am I a problem?
>>697081063
>all these kids thinking that socialism/anarcom trully exist
>>697087795
You first.
>>697087738
It's like you didn't even read his post and just regurgitate memes.
>>697087795
>everyone in the only nice well-adjusted quadrant should kill themselves
>>>/pol/
1776!
>>697088010
Don't you have a community college class to drop out of?
>>697087794
Neo-liberalism =/= free markets Bernout try again
>>697088010
>"nice well adjusted"
>USSR
>Venezuela
>Cuba
>China
>Vietnam
>North Korea
Yeah, collectivism/socialism/communism = fail bud.
>>697087738
Are you trying to blame socialism for the great Depression?
The Great Depression is what spurred the creation of social programs and works within the US. Prior to the collapse, the idea of the government taking care of the people was entirely foreign.
>>697087969
It's like you thought I posted it as a reply and not a parody of idiots like you.
>>697088198
Those countries are in the red, not the green.
I feel like >>697086115 is way more accurate than >>697085471
>>697088198
>Picks authoritarian countries only
>>697082677
>>697083195
>>697084026
>>697084632
>>697085109
>>697085534
>>697085756
>>697087633
>>697088060
>purple quadrant master race reporting in.
>>697088350
>implying the green area ACTUALLY exists
>>697088291
Yes I'm being completely serious.
I also do in fact fap to pictures of Ayn Rand.
>>697088198
My nigger.
>>697088307
Fun fact: The greem don't exist, is just the red where you can vape and be gay.
>>697088414
doh, forgot pic
>>697088307
>>697088350
>Doesn't realize I also selected posts that were in red quadrant.
>>697088391
let's be friends!
>>697088303
>parody
>reddit-tier memes
I mean, if you say so.
>>697081063
>>697086685
Wow, the spelling and grammar are terrible.
Has to be made by a red or green quadrant comrade.
>>697088466
Oh. Well okay. My original reply still stands regarding green. Red are fags.
>>697088291
It's obvious he was making fun of libertarians, you dolt.
Not surprised.
>>697088666
So fix it, satan.
>>697088666
Gee what are you gonna do, send him to hell?
True neutral
>>697088744
you're off the charts? special snowflake?
>>697088198
You're dumb and it hurts.
I'm not much of an extremist
im a normal human man
>>697089030
*cuck
Ftfy
>>697084660
Until one guy has the balls to say "this is mine, you can't have it."
>>697088957
Then fix it by killing yourself.
Oh boy. Some people...
It looks like /b/ is overwelmingly libertarian.
I wonder what /pol/ is.
Communism is life. Communism is love.
>>697081063
what is this
we should one of these for every candidate.
>>697089135
That's what gulags are for
>>697088919
implying.. what exactly?
>>697089078
>>697089078
okay then
im a normal human cuck :)
>>697089186
So do I, anon.
Here we go here's mine.
>>697084660
There is no way to create a perfect utopia without severely mentally controlling the people to trick them into thinking they are happy and safe while keeping them docile. Even that would crumble when someone eventually got out of the matrix.
>>697081063
Dont feel like taking a long ass test, here's my isidewith results
rate me?
>>697084878
Communism would be a lot more in the red than that
wtf is this shit
i thought i was right wing
>>697088307
>>697088350
>>697088957
>>697084660
You are patrick.
>>697089384
Faggot
>>697089180
I feel this is wrong. I should be further right.
>>697089363
I suggest hanging yourself
i guess thats what i get for not wanting social handouts for everyone but everyone having choices to do whatever they want.
if you want to be dumb and poor, go ahead
>>697089186
Pol is full of Nazis, Fascists and Commies. I browse there a lot.
>>697089427
the test biases to green quadrant... once you figure that out, its easy to answer the questions in an unbiased manner.
>>697089233
>good goy
>>697089427
Everyone is a socialist until they stray from the correct path
>>697089169
Dumb little faggot.
>>697089427
>both socially and economically liberal
>right wing
What country are you from?
>>697089502
Really? Commies? Tell me more about it.
Holy fuck does this mean I'm actally a lib?
>>697082770
We scored nearly identical. I bet you're not voting for trump however.
>>697089713
test biases to green quadrant, buck the system.
>>697089713
Libtard
>>697089566
Not my problem you can't figure out how to tie a noose.
Get your counselor to show you.
>>697089797
Don't be mean.
>>697089653
There's usually a thread for Commies, Socialists and Anarchists called /leftypol/. They've tried to take over a couple of times.
Ecology is the best lens to view political systems through.
>>697089450
I love all the edits of this, but that's probably just because it's my favorite gag from the whole series.
>>697089713
No, apparently the test is bias towards the green.
>>697089653
The overarching theme of /pol/ is by-and-large authoritarianism. That means both left and right.
>>697089502
It's hard to tell for sure through all the memes though
>>697081063
radical socialist
>>697089980
>implying the science of ecology is correct right now.
>all these people in green
>wanting a nanny governmental state
>without a governmental state
12 years old everywhere.
>>697090160
Comrade
>>697081063
o shit
>>697090160
radical retard
>>697081063
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>697090219
Suck a dick
>>697089427
being racist alone is not enough to be right wing
>>697090160
This. There is literally no point in trying to talk about communism on /b/ or anywhere really because people dont want to listen, they just spout the same rhetoric at you over and over
>>697090124
>apparently
>just now figuring out that most posters on b are liberal
"conservative" posters are often just retards that aren't good at satire
>>697090139
There are some Libertarians like myself. Nazis are pretty funny once you get to know them. However they think everything is degenerate.
>>697090139
There are a ton of the "don't tread on me" muh freedums fags on there. The kind whose right to own a hundred guns absolutely SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. So, autists.
>>697090160
Welcome comrade!
>>697090331
Embrace the truth.
>>697090142
The memes are pretty dank.
>>697090267
Makes sense now.
>>697090203
That's a bold claim.
Would you please share with me your reasoning behind this sentiment?
>>697090367
/pol/ gets a bad rap. Contrary to popular belief, you can find good arguments and the like on that board. It's just as autistic as most other boards on the site though.
>>697084878
Capitalism has no end
How bad am i
>>697090367
>funniest one in all of my social groups
>secretly a NatSoc sympathizer
>tfw
>>697090724
The end is nigh
>>697089363
tried that one too
>>697090160
>radical
>socialist
KEK
>>697089494
Trump - Pence 2016
>>697090693
It does. In my opinion there's too much Jew hating.
>>697090664
Science is not static, things we think are correct now can be proven incorrect in the future.
Base a political system on that system and you are asking to fuck everything up.
Bout what i thought
>>697090877
#Hillary2016
>>697090160
oh boy, aren't ya?
>>697081063
Bottom left. Deal with it.
>>697090795
You guys have a good sense of humour.
>>697090367
>However they think everything is degenerate
This really gets on my nerves.
DEGENERACY IS SUBJECTIVE, what some consider progress, other consider devolution(aka degeneracy).
Unless you're a fucking Hindu, degeneracy isn't part of your mental framework.
>>697090416
it shouldn't be infringed upon tho
>>697090988
Wow, a real hillary supporter? I thought those just existed in polls
how'd i do?
Haha, take me away, >>>/pol/
>>697091143
bretty good
>>697091021
> Degeneracy is subjective
I know that. I get constantly called a degenerate for so called 'race mixing' and believing in equal rights for homosexuals.
>>697091143
>>697091130
Pretty based
>>697091176
Back to tumblr
>Not respecting your own freedoms
>>697086983
>>697088060
>>697085097
>>697084747
pretty similar to you all
>>697091120
One day you will see the light #Hillary2016
guys help what does this mean
>>697089946
>a thread for Commies, Socialists and Anarchists
>/pol/
Oh really? Hard to believe.
>>697091326
>race mixing
>>697090767
Not the worst I've ever seen. Who do you actually support in the presidential race? I'm expecting you to say "they're all shit"
>>697090922
>things we think are correct now could be proven wrong latter.
>better not do anything
I guess that counts as reasoning, technically.
How can we ever know if anything is correct?
Is our perception of reality not determined by biological processes?
how i did?
to be honest, I've seen a few more blue fags than I have seen in these threads in previous years. I think they were purple fags who realized that libertarianism is a lie and freedom is only reserved for the superior race.
Note there few reds. The rest are just green degeneracy.
>>697091492
muahahuahah
>>697090416
>wanting politicians to uphold the constitution is autistic
Haha nice
>>697091444
Yeah, it's actually pretty interesting. Fascists Vs Commies is a good fight to watch. They don't stop arguing.
>>697091542
The revolution will be televised comrade
Gary Johnson for pres.
>>697091437
It means you're slightly retarded
Ur a cuck
>>697091555
eh..
over the years i moved from blue quadrant to deep purple quadrant, because you cant trust anyone with power, it attracts a certain type of powerhungry, easily corruptable personality, best bet is letting people determine whats best for them and not some powermad distant megalomaniac browbeating you with laws.
>>697089946
>anarchist together with Commies and Socials.
This trigger me hard.
Fact: Ancom is not anarchism.
Paleolibertarian reporting in
Libertarianism stinks and will eventually fail. You're all fucking retards. I'll dance like a monkey in it's corpse.
>>697081063
Politics is a joke.
Kill yourselves.
>>697091912
Go suck off Ron Paul u fag
>>697081063
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Hmm.
Here we go
>>697089186
we dont talk about that
I don't know shit about politics and don't give a shit either. I have no idea what Left / Right mean or any of that crap. What does this result make me /b/?
>>697091778
>slightly
Capthcha: select all sandwiches
>>697089186
/b/ = freedom
/pol/ = autoritarism
>>697084285
That's where I wound up, too. We're in the company of the Dalai Lama.
>>697090922
>implying you dont do anything
what are you, 4?
>>697091437
>>697091778
I knew I should've changed my answer for that "spanking child" question.
let me have it
>>697092047
OH AM I? SHOULD I?
>>697089427
>>697089610
oh boy
>>697091524
no, im saying basing an entire structure of a country on something as fluid as a life science is not going to be stable in the least.
>ITT: Retarded memesters imply that communism is an acceptable alternative to capitalism and propagate a false dichotomy between the two paradigms
>people imply that any political system implemented has ever worked
>>697092251
A DUMB FUCK :)
>>697085012
Welcome to sociopaths' corner!
>>697091511
I'm currently for Trump, as his ideas aren't all bad.
>>697092591
>people imply that any political system implemented has ever worked
Finally.
>>697092591
>people imply that any political system implemented has ever worked
It worked everytime.
But not for the people. It worked only for the king.
>>697085062
Except for the supposition that the countries would become people's republics by 2016 in spite of the multinational corporations.
>>697092684
That's not even remotely accurate.
>>697092605
Fair enough.
>>697089497
You're the best kind of person
>>697085097
Hillary shill detected.
Lol at how janitors can't even recognize dispersment threads.
It's not hard to see the active effort of paid people shit-posting to keep /b/ from actually realizing whatever weird potential it has and get organized.
All religion/race/political/loli/fluffy/you've-busted-by/die-in-your-sleep/cigarette75/omgMyfriendStory threads are categorically examples of the pasta used to dilute what little insight /b/ is capable
Basically I'm saying how isn't there a content filter list at least at the userlevel of content we can auto filter out, with the ability to share lists and really keep the obfuscatory forces from obfuscating hokum
You're playing yourself if you don't realize this shit
>>69709255
I'm saying we need to consider the relationship we have with the natural world that we depend on, and inherent value. instead of a capital based consumerism.
democratic socialist. believe in ending of religion but not brutal control by the government. the most moral society possible
>>697092684
that plotting is fucked, Clinton isnt that far right economically, the latest plot of Trump vs Clinton has Clinton firmly to the right economically of Trump too.. it makes me laugh.
>>697092886
I'm sure special ed was difficult, and I hope that you get to learn basic math facts soon. its hard to be retarded
>>697081063
Fuck the leftist scum
>>697093207
:^)
>>697093180
>moderate
>fuck leftist scum
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