Laws that dont exist but should thread
>you should have to be at least 3 to get on a plane
>if you want welfare you should have to pass a drug test. Also it only last 6 months then you have to find a job
>all govt offices shiuld have 2 term limits.
>Illegal to be a nigger
Solves about 60% of all problems in America right there.
>except for rape cases resulting in pregnancy, all women who request an abortion should be able to have one on the condition that they are also sterilized
>>697077640
I could agree to this...
>>697077640
Every girl who regrets a guy they fucked claim it as rape, your plan sucks. They should be on the pill if they're sexually active and if a pregnancy still happens then that's their issue.
>>697077640
Never heard that before; that's a tremendous idea
>>697077964
Girls found guilty of false rape accusations should be sterilized and jailed for 2x the mans original sentence.
We should stop democrats from infringing on the 2nd amendment Shall not be infringed should be enforced
>>697078325
>implying if they ever actually tried they wouldn't get a gun in their face
>>697078325
>muh guns
>duh demrrkats iz takin muh gunz
>I NEED this high powered assault rifle
>I NEED to carry it on my back in public, walk around with it in skoolz, in LIEburries, on duh streetz
>kuz muh guns
Women should be removed from the workplace in general.
>>697078581
Dumbass detected.
Its a right i dont have to need it to have it.
>>697078433
I mean politicians.
>>697078581
b8r
>>697078707y statement stands for anyone trying to take guns from murricans
>>697078687
>ur dumb
>i dont NEED dem guns, i just want dem
>muh guns
>>697079041
Yeah, you're obviously a nigger, have fun
>>697078907
I mean I don't have to deal with a retard coming up to me taking the gun out of the holster. Hillary is what worries me. Shes doing that legislatively.
>the consumption of all drugs can no longer be punished by law, instead a person caught abusing narcotics is provided psychological/psychiatric services. the production and distribution however, remains illegal
>>697079196
That's a good one.
>>697079195
Sure but in order to actually get them they will have to take them by force.
>>697079154
I don't personally own guns, nor do I rape, pillage, and chimp out. Therefore, I am not a nigger.
>>697078581
jesus what a fag
>>697079196
Just legalize it and make it the same as alcohol. Not at work or while operating heavy machinery
>>697079435
Dont fall for his shitty b8
>>697079362
>2 consecutive posts of chimp out
>spouting retarded shit every where
Ok tyrone.
>>697079481
>butt i wanna smoke meth while driving
Illegal to shoot people unless they're attacking you in your home
Would solve all gun crimes in America because making it illegal means criminals stop doing it
Illegal to pass someone on the road to then drive super slow in turns/stop signs etc
Illegal for truck drivers to pass eachother, literally nothing worse on a 2 lane highway than to get stuck behind those assholes for half a minute because they're going the same speed, which is 20 under the speed limit
Illegal to provide condoms to children in any shape or form, you can't prevent sex by encouraging them to be safe, a generation of kids with herpes and syfilis and teen pregnancies would do wonders
Illegal to be over 300 pounds, if you are you should be given an obesity tax because you're not working and you're a disaster for health care
>>697079714
done it before, not as hard as you might think
>>697079714
Well get fucked m8. I dont wanna get hit by your dumbass.
>>697079737
What about conceal carry in a public place. what if a dude comes in with a rifle in my mall. can i whip out a 9mm and defend myslef and everyone around me.
>>697079737
Few things.
First, I can't tell if you're serious or baiting with the gun bit.
Second, over 300 pounds? Nigger do you know what muscle mass is? My boyfriend is a bodybuilder and works full time, weighs over 300 pounds, almost no fat on him. No, i'm not a chick, just a flaming faggot.
>took the bait
>>697079737
>Illegal to shoot people unless they're attacking you in your home
Nah if your doing a crime you deserve to get shot
>Would solve all gun crimes in America because making it illegal means criminals stop doing it
>Illegal to pass someone on the road to then drive super slow in turns/stop signs et
>Illegal for truck drivers to pass eachother, literally nothing worse on a 2 lane highway than to get stuck behind those assholes for half a minute because they're going the same speed, which is 20 under the speed limit
I have no patience the post. Get rekt nigger. Ill be sure to cut you off in my 18 wheeler
>Illegal to provide condoms to children in any shape or form, you can't prevent sex by encouraging them to be safe, a generation of kids with herpes and syfilis and teen pregnancies would do wonders
Youre fucking retarded as the christians who preach no sex
>Illegal to be over 300 pounds, if you are you should be given an obesity tax because you're not working and you're a disaster for health care
This i can agree with
>>697080222
it should be a body fat percentage for people above 300lbs so body builders dont have to pay
>>697080433
True
>>697077174
>you should have to be at least 3 to get on a plane
My father was in the military. When he was reassigned from the US to the UK, my sister was only 1. Wat do?
>>697080433
Just said that. But yeah, they may be giant faggots, but at least they work and make money to waste their time sweating.
>>697080526
Too bad. Inconvinetces me OP
>>697080526
If over seas take a boat
If not take a bus train car anywhere that wont make the kid fucking cry for the whole damn trip or where you can go into your own room and deal with it
>>697080167
Yeah? Is your 300 pound boyfriend without a job and is a strain on the nations healthcare?
Obviously I mean landwhales that can't move, gun bit is sarcastic baiting, meaning retards think banning guns will make crazy people stop shooting others
>>697080621
>Invoncinetces
Your spelling inconveniences me. It should be illegal for you to be on the internet.
>>697080621
This nigger is not OP
>>697080733
This is and i am
If you don't want to listen to the screaming kid take earplugs with you, listen to music or watch a movie
Or get a real job and just fly business or first class
>>697081020
Only in places where you cant avoid it. Like a fucking plane
>>697081020
Everyone who isn't poor has been a screaming baby on a plane
Sorry
>>697080746
He's a giant faggot and is that douche at the gym who wears track shorts and sneakers with no socks to work out. But he does pay the bills and is an active member of society.
Just try to clarify, mango. I do agree, the 300 pound landwhales should be taxed, if they are under 6'6".
The taller you get, the more weight you naturally have, the less fat it takes to reach a certain weight.
Plus it would be major motivation for them to lose weight. I was over 300 once, now i'm down to 180, because I was bribed 500 bucks to lose the weight. Not much, but it worked.
A yearly 24 hour, global, unrestricted purge.
One single change to said purge, any systems of protection are deemed as unlawful, and anyone found to have been employing them during said purge would be unquestionably rendering their lives as forfeit, and would be subject to a swift execution by their local governing body.
Would solve a shit ton of problems. Just think about it for awhile...
>in order to have children, the couple must pass an examination ensuring that they meet a minimum level of intelligence.
not sure how this one would work since intelligence is such a general term. i was thinking of preventing stupid people from reproducing as well as selecting for more intelligent people.
>upon discovering the child of a pregnant woman will have a disability (i.e. mental or physical), the woman should have the option to terminate the pregnancy or euthanize the child immediately after it is born
this one is to eradicate genetic disease
>>697081368
20 something year old still living at home edgelord faggot detected.
>>697081368
EdgyFaggot/10
>>697081659
This didnt go on a plane till i was 14
>>697081020
I like The Oatmeal's idea of a section of the plane, soundproofed, where people shove their noisy kids for the whole ride.
>>697081207
Yeah this whole decade of accepting people for who they are is complete bs
It just gets worse and worse, literally saw a woman at the store today with so much fat it looked like her hands and fingers had been bit by a snake or something, she was out of breath from the stroll to the car from the store ('followed' her)
>cheeky glance at grocery bags
>nothing but food toilet paper and drinks
Half of the food was frozen junk food
And society encourages this
>>697081487
nah, try again. I'm just keenly aware the majority of people's problems sprout from other living beings, and feel it would solve many an issue being able to be legally rid of them, or if your unable to do so, you yourself would die in the process, so therefore your problem(s) are fixed either way.
>>697077174
>Women should not have the right to vote.
You only get one life
If you kill someone or cause someone's death you forfeit that life and by law sentenced to death
>>697081815
>Likes the purge
>Thinks a real life purge is a good idea
Nigger, with those two factors, you are an Edgelord. It doesn't matter how hard you argue, you are an edgelord.
>>697077174
>You have to be 18 to post on /b/
>>697077432
Get out of your basement more buddy
>>697077640
I bet you get all the dates hey buddy
Why is 4chan filled with such hateful little people?
>Laws that dont exist but should thread
The rich, (let's say the top 5% of global incomes), should pay a rich tax, (5%), that goes to the development/education of the poor so they'll stop having so many children and help limit population.
Elected euthanasia should be reintroduced
A drug program similar to Portugal should be introduced.
You should be free to own guns but you should have to do the same sort of training you would have to do to get a car license.
A global language should be created and then followed.
>>697081911
>Man driving car, completely sober and wide awake, getting tailgated by an asshole.
>Deer jumps out, man slams on breaks to avoid taking massive damage to car or possibly his own death
>Nigger behind him wasn't wearing seatbelt, slams into sober guy's car, ejects and dies on impact.
So, what do? Kill the guy?
>>697077640
good idea to increase the number of false accusation of rape.... "I'd rather put my last night hook up in jail or be sterilized ?"
>>697081474
But instead Chinese culture frowns upon genetic defects so they abandon the kids who are then adopted and brought to the US to infect our gene pool.
>>697081750
>>697081659
Yeah no they waited that long because they couldn't afford it
People move, sometimes great distances, don't be selfish brats
I've flown probably more than this entire thread combined and I'm not exaggerating, babies on the plane are annoying sure, but the mother is well aware of it and giving her shit for it doesn't make it easier for anyone, just mind your own fucking business and stop looking for reasons to snap at someone because you bottle up anger
>>697078581
yep it they were allowed to have guns in da world trade center 9/11 couldn't occur !
>>697082176
That's an accident and not intentional so pretty sure it won't count unless they prove that he wanted to kill the other guy
>>697077174
It should be illegal to tax land every fucking year, pay the tax or lose the land is bullshit.
>>697082176
Obviously there'd be exceptions
Self defense, accidents
I was thinking along the lines of
>drunk driver kills a person on a sidewalk
>death
>guys murders someone
>death
>woman divorces man she just married To fuck his life up economically
>death
>>697077174
If you get a life sentence for prison you should get an option for the death penality
>>697081659
But you shouldn't be allowed on a plane either then, because of your tendencies to cry like a baby at the smallest shit. Stop being such little bitch, mate.
>>697077640
Wait why? You don't like abortions? I don't like children. Abortions are fine. Humans are not. There are way the fuck too many of us. I think post-natal abortions should be common. >=/
I think all women should be sterilized at birth (reversibly) and then have to apply for a permit to have children. It would require passing drug/STD/mental stability tests. If granted, she is returned to fertility for a period of 3 months. If she fails to get pregnant in that time, too fucking bad. She is then required to be re-sterilized. Failure to do so makes her a wanted felon, punishable by death.
She winds up on the new electric bleachers set up for cleaning up society. All felony sluts and niggers offending more than one time get publicly executed on execution bleachers, live pay-per-view television.
No more 9 time offending niggers. No unwanted piece of shit kids running around breaking shit and robbing people. Crime gone practically overnight.
I'll see you as your next President.
>>697077174
>Everyone should be made unable to reproduce until they pass a simple written test and earn a breeding license.
If this was enforced globally nearly every problem would be reduced or eliminated in a single generation.
>>697082699
The last one shouldn't be. I actually have a buddy who that happened to. He thought he was in love, she married him just for the money, then divorced for even more money and JUST to try and fuck his life up, AFTER having his kid, because apparently something happened in high school or some BS.
He worked three times harder to better his life JUST to spite her.
He's now pulling about 300k a year. Again, JUST to fucking spite her.
Though he was also smart and got her to sign shit without reading it, legally forcing her to be completely unable to raise the amount of money she could grab from him past 1k a month.
>>697081951
>>
mk, your point?
If believing that we'd be better off eliminating the root of an issue rather then tip-toeing around things being concerned about this or that that ought to be irrelevant if you really wanted it fixed is considered derogatory or negative by any means I'm more than happy to be seen as such :)
Give the criminal what he did
>assault
Assault criminal, put him in jail
>rape
Tie criminal up and have a machine rape him(since no one should work as a rapist
>murder
Kill him
>kidnapping/anything related to kids (rape prostiton etc)
Break his kneecaps and throw him in a dungeon with rapists to rape him
>posses child pornography
Take picture of him naked in various poses with various objects inserted and post it everywhere
>>697083169
>defending himself after being called an edgelord
>Getting edgier and edgier and faggier
>>697083079
It was a joke but it should be illegal to do ruin a persons life like that
>>697083258
>using the same put downs, trying to boost his insignificant ego and impress other anons instead of putting together even a half cocked rebuttal as to why to original post's suggestion would be a bad idea @_@
>>697083249
Ok Abraham, whatever you say.
an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
>>697083048
I already said that, you fucking non-page-refreshing summerfaggot. And my plan was better anyway. >=(
>>697083541
>using the term "put downs"
Are you motherfucking nine years old? The word is "insults," you dumb fucking nigger.
>>697077640
This plan would only inspire more women to falsely accuse their parters of rape if they accidentally get pregnant. I think you're forgetting that pregnancy doesn't only happen because of recklessness or rape, you can take precautions and they can fail.
>>697079714
>operating heavy machinery
>>697077174
Death with dignity act should be world wide, and be without such stringent stipulations.
IE there can be some like 6mo wait time or whatever, but I believe anyone regardless of horrible incurable body destroying illness or just some random "healthy" joe smo should be able to make use of it.
Obviously, with this new set-up you'd be expected to pay for it yourself in many cases.
I mean shit, if nothing else just think about what's being saved of quick body disposal, as opposed to some of the crap left behind when some exit.
>>697083990
there should also be a reform in the legalities involved in rape accusations such that the woman would bear the burden of proof
>>697083693
>implying people with high iqs are automatically suited to raise a child magically without the proper experience, research, and personality.
Your plan is balls.
>>697083249
>Tie criminal up and have a machine rape him(since no one should work as a rapist
>throw him in a dungeon with rapists to rape him
Nigga, its one or the other.
>all persons whos child is obease are to be charged with child abuse
>>697082088
>>697079737
>making it illegal means criminals stop doing it
you have got to be the most retarded fucking individual on the face of the earth. the most basic definition of a criminal would be a individual that commits a crime (breaks the fucking law)
>>697079481
Drug addict detected
>>697077640
then that would mean women can freely make rape accusations and get their m8 v&
>>697085214 please see >>697084258
>>697084370
Nobody said anything about high IQ, dipshit. Although, it probably should have been included in the list of requirements. The collective genetic quality of humanity has been steadily declining. That kind of requirement would at least help that. :)
I like how you think anywhere near 50% of parents today are fit to raise brats. Fuck that shit. I'd say closer to 90+% are raising piece of shit retard niggerfaggot detriments to society like yourself.
>>697077174
You can only seek a career in politics to serve the people, if a person wants to make money they should seek a job in business or finance. Politicians caught engaging in corrupt activities or doing things at the expense of the people of their country will be locked in prison for life with no chance of parole or face the death penalty with no appealing process. Their trial is their appeal and the verdict is final.
>>697085377
Considering you're talking about intelligence and there's no other way to measure it than iq.....yes that's what you mean.
Don't be upset just because my plan is better than yours anon, it just means my parents are better than yours.
If an organization cannot simply tell you how much you owe them in a simple format, they permanently forfeit the right to that money.
If an organization's auto-pay does not work, they permanently forfeit the right to that money.
I'm looking at you, hospitals and mortgage companies. Just tell me how much I owe you and let me pay you, Jesus Fucking Christ
>>697084723
>back to your basement
/b/'s had an Internet love machine before you got here.
If you'd been here long enough you'd have known that.
>>697085595
You must be talking about someone else's plan. Mine never MENTIONED intelligence. It said mental stability. Huuuuuuge difference. Go ahead and work on your own intelligence and reading comprehension and get back to me. :)
>All rape accusations must be backed up with a sufficent amount of evidence
>>697083048
>The places that have stupid amounts of children are backwards 3rd world countries
>Implying any sort of law will do anything in such places
heh nice try loser.
illegal to have black skin
>>697085335
>mfw
>>697086031
Chemical sterilization, government holds the cure.
It'd work as long as it was enforced properly.
illegal to procreate. having kids illegal
>>697077174
>>all govt offices shiuld have 2 term limits.
That's a fucking great idea.
There was a study into why local governments seemed to be so fucking incompetent (It was quite called that.)
It showed that it was easy to get promoted, and so people soon ended up in a position that was beyond their capability, but they would never get demoted, so you get a situation where there's loads of idiots coasting along in a job they can't manage.
>>697077640
That's dumb.
>>697086552
ur dum
>>697077174
I don't agree with passing a drugs test, but you must accept treatment and get clean.
That's more likely to reduce crime, otherwise I can see smackheads mugging people much more often.
>>697086645
Well done
>Allow illegal drug trade in us, but as long as said drugs are coated with quick killing substances.
Every illegal drug user is basically killijg themselves at a very slow pace anyways, why not speed up the process?
>>697079481
As if alcohol isn't abused everywhere because of its accessibility.
>>697086552
see
>>697084258
>>697081911
You are like 2000 years behind huh?
>>697086893
DId you know that alcohol is actually more dangerous than most illegal drugs and that prohibition causes most of the problems associated with drugs such as overdoses, gangs, and espensive cocaine.
>Limit number of children to two per family.
>>697087158
>about to be a father
>find out have quadruplets
>have to decide on which 2 children I am going to have to kill
I don't think your plan will work buddy.
>>697087158
>limit to 0
>>697087142
Im not saying to prohibit illegal drugs, but they should find a way to kill illegal drug users with the drug and additional harmful substances added to the drug. Because the drug itself isn't killing the user fast enough to warn others about it's harmfull effects.
>>697087545
Tough shit then. Sucks to be him.
>>697087734
Or most illegal drugs don't actually have harmful effects unless you're a loser. There are functional addicts to most illegal drugs who are healthy and happy you silly person.
>>697078581
The funny thing is that you're only protected right now because you agree with them. If our government ever truly did become a totalitarian fascist regime on the order of Nazi Germany, you'd learn your lesson real quick. The greatest irony is that the people you mock are the ones who would save you.
Now you'll mock me as a crazy paranoid conspiracy theorist. You'll make wild assumptions and leaps. You'll claim I wear a tinfoil hat and that I think that it's going to happen here. But that's just your way of discrediting me without having to think about it.
You don't have to believe me. Just know that it's happened countless times before in the course of world history. Ask the Soviets. Or the Germans. Or the Chinese. Or the North Koreans. Or the Venezuelans, the Columbians, the Kambodians... You get the point. And the whole reason it keeps happening? People like you exist. The world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
>>697087142
That's because millions more people drink alcohol. Make heroin/meth/cocaine etc legal and watch how dangerous they are.
>>697086893
Ditto for fast food, cigarettes, alcohol and laziness.
If someone fits into anyone of these categories let's just kill them. I like your idea. We'll just kill anyone who is doing something harmful to their OWN bodies because we are better than them, isn't that right mate?
You should take a selfie with a loaded gun.
>>697088094
>Hurr durr America is constantly on the brink of falling into a hellish dictatorship and the only thing stopping it is fat rednecks with guns.
>>697086893
You seem like the least fun person ever.
>>697082699
>woman divorces man she just married To fuck his life up economically
>death
Ok faggot a messy divorce is not the same as literally killing someone. Stop going to MGTOW meetings.
>>697088292
See what I mean? Right there. I bet you didn't even read my whole post. I told you you'd claim that I actually believe it's going to happen. I didn't make such a claim. But that's OK. Reading's hard, huh?
How you makin' out on that whole killing yourself thing?
>>697087888
>if a person appears to be healthy while injecting heroine into his arm, then drugs must be ok.
>if a small group of people appear to be productive while under the influence of marijuana, even though most marijuana users, or first timers, wind up to be unproductive brainless idiots, then it must be ok to use marijuana
Just because they look functional, doesn't mean they aren't slowly dieing from the harmful effects of the drug. Even if its not harmful, it rarely helps them in any beneficial way besides fucking around with your senses.
>>697088580
>Doesnt believe it will happen
>But lives his life under the assumption that it has a chance of happening
He lets let kids keep shooting each other on the off chance America turns into Nazi Germany. Great plan.
>>697088821
So you should put people in cages and potentially shoot and kill them for ingesting things that are not beneficial?
You need to research this stuff m8, you're objectively wrong, especially about weed. You sound like you were educated by a 1950s propaganda video.
>>697086221
>It'd work as long as it was enforced properly.
>as long as they (3rd world country leaders) enforced it properly
Are you reading what you're saying anon? Seriously.
>>697089163
A law is not a bad law just because niggers can't enforce it.
By that logic, every law is shit because in some shitholes there is no law.
>>697083048
Anon, the world needs stupid people. You think if you restrict the worlds population to have zero retards in it we'd have enough people to clean up shit and take on boring menial work?
>>697089457
There'd still be lots of average and below people. But they'd have morals and they wouldn't be desperate, definite improvement.
>>697082088
>A global language should be created and then followed.
Esperanto was created as a global language but very few people chose to learn it since English is already well known.
>>697089613
>they'd have morals
I dont think morality is linked to intelligence. Plenty of smart people are fucking monsters.
I'm Libertarian. Fuck your laws.
>>697088207
Im just trying to kill of those stupid enough to use illegal drugs because 1: they have been told millions of times that its illegal and dangerous, yet they don't listen. So what is the point of them living if they would rather do something illegal and slowly pay the consequences than to save the trouble and stop. And 2: In what way will illegal drug dealers benefit society? By giving them shit that will fuck up their minds and lead them to death? By giving them a shitty way to cope with depression? Fuck off.
>>697089737
You're too focused on intelligence, in truth the test only needs to be as difficult as a driver's liscense test.
What you'd decrease is accidental pregnancy and single parents. Single parents lead to poverty and poverty leads to crime and poor moral foundations.
>>697084858
/thread
Most of this shit is "it should be illegal to murder/rape" what revolutionaries in this thread.
>>697077174
Welfare is as much for regular people as it is for the degenerates. When these addicts don't get their government money for their drugs, they're gonna start committing more crime to support themselves. Might be robbing your house.
>>697089069
Wow, you really are fucking retarded, huh? Let me spell it out for you...
No. I don't live my life under the assumption that it has a (significant) chance of happening. (The "significant" part is important, but you've got the IQ of a stone. That's why you left it out.)
No, I don't think promoting violence is a better alternative. Allowing gun ownership is, in fact, not equivalent to promoting violence. (I know you can't tell the difference. I forgive you. It's just... Who could blame you? You so fucking stupid!)
You do, in fact, favor government control vs. individual liberty. (So long as it doesn't impact your life, but you've never thought about that part.)
There are very often better solutions to society's problems than those Government can offer. Government will, as a matter of course, not advocate those solutions because they are bad for business.
The ever increasing role of Government will, in fact, eventually impact your life. (Maybe it's minor, maybe it's not) When this happens, you will not be happy.
I and people like me will be here to tell you "I told you so." but your knee-jerk reaction will be to double down on Government (cuz, y'know, it worked so well last time).
And the cycle repeats. Meanwhile you've learned nothing.
>>697090473
this, if anything there should be a universal living wage given to every person. That way no one goes hungry or homeless and no one will be driven to crime to feed themselves.
Before you drag your sorry fuckass to my CT clinic, you electronically sign your referring providers note stating you understand where you're going, what's involved and why.
*this all day long. I cannot express anymore without completely raging and throwing shit how many dipshits present to CT for an MRI or an Ultrasound then get all bent out of shape claiming that's what their doctor said. I used to waste my time trying to call the doc, but by then he/she has moved on to the next patient, as they should. If you claim not to know what test you need, why, and what YOU need to do to prepare as needed then it should be mandatory that you fucking suffer and/or die. Sick of people acting like temper tantric bitches only to be re-told and THEN fake a "misunderstanding".
>>697089102
Im saying that they shoud solve the drug problem by putting more harmful chemicals in said drugs to kill the user faster than the drug itself. They have been told multiple times to not use illegal substances, yet fail to listen. The very same people are promoting the use of these illegal substances in music and movies to have the next generation be stupid enough to do the same thing.
>>697090759
Yeah but drugs dont' actually kill you, that's a myth.
Just because the government tells you not to do something doesn't mean it's actually a bad thing to do. Alcohol used to be prohibited. Marijauana used to be universally prohibited. You're just flat out ignorant about drugs and that's why your idea is bad.
Letting their substances kill them is cheaper than creating more rehab centers across the nation
>>697077174
Im currently on welfare, trying to recover from cptsd. I am not fit to leave the fucking house, because in the 30 seconds it takes to walk to the kwikemart next door, I'm already trembling with anger and having a really fucking hard time not launching into a full blown hulk smash rage out.
I've completely lost my ability to interact with people, and some officious cunt with a clipboard showing up on my doorstep to inform me that "you should be better by now, we're volunteering you for slave labour" would probably be the trigger that starts my swansong murdering spree. At the very least, the cunt with the clipboard would be lucky if I didnt literally eat thier fucking face while I scream something about healing and "youll feel FINE in 6 months!"
No. Your idea is shit. It comes from the right place, but it doesnt account for reality.
If you insist on being in public with a cell phone in your face texting-walking or driving or standing in the middle of shit in my way-then I can legally and with no recourse smack your device from your hand to the deck with the sole intent of destroying it. Bonus points if I pull of a combo involving a hell stomp with my boot. I would of course be authorized to force you to the side of the road and physically pull you out of the vehicle prior to your teen girl device destruction. If you fail to maintain situational awareness while being a teenage girl on your fucking phone then society reserves the right to remind you that you are NOT the special snowflake you were raised to think you are and a new replacement device should cost you twice as much. This of course foes not apply to PROVEN calls to law enforcement and/or 911 as applicable.
>>697091443
Fuck your cptsd, youre not a special snowflake and if you can hulk smash rage you can definitely sling a shovel for te betterment of society. Faggot.
>>697091443
Calm down drama queen, clearly you didn't get enough attention as a boy.
>>697091553
Sounds like you're an asshole who just wants to beat up teenage girls.
>>697091443
Note-arm the clipboard carrying cunts with 350 volt cattle prods and authorize use as desired. Not as needed, not he's coming right for us-as desired. Fuck your shit faggot. I pay for you to exist, you'll do what is needed as needed for as long as needed or you gtfo your ass and get a job. End welfare now.
An abortion shall require the consent of both of the would be parents.
If the father consents but the mother does not, he need not pay child support.
If the mother consents but the father does not, the fertilized egg shall be planted in a surrogate mother. The biological mother needs not pay child support
Anything to add?
>>697092010
You've obviously been told to move while updating your Facebook young lady. Don't be mad, just move when an alpha tells you to. Any reply is only whiny anger.
>>697084546
This
>>697088113
This.
>>697090057
You are obviously too young or too stupid to have this conversation
>Im just trying to kill of those stupid enough to use illegal drugs because 1: they have been told millions of times that its illegal and dangerous, yet they don't listen.
Unlike alcohol which is legal but way, way more dangerous, destroying more lives than all illegal drugs put together.
People that do illegal drugs choose to because they are individuals making choices for themselves. Being the little drone you are I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
>So what is the point of them living if they would rather do something illegal and slowly pay the consequences than to save the trouble and stop.
I bet you've never j-walked right? You've never broken the law in any way? Think about what you're saying mate. Just because laws are made doesn't make them just laws.
>And 2: In what way will illegal drug dealers benefit society?
We're not talking about illegal dealers are we? Those are 2 totally different issues. But if there isn't a legal market for something people are going to create illegal markets. Why not make those illegal markets legal and tax the shit out of them to create drug counseling programs?
>By giving them shit that will fuck up their minds
Like the education you received?
>and lead them to death?
More people die from motor vehicle accidents than illegal drugs. More people die from shit food than illegal drugs. More people die from legal drugs than illegal drugs.
And on that why are you so afraid of death anon? Didn't you want these dig takers dead anyway?
>By giving them a shitty way to cope with depression? Fuck off.
And this here is how I know you are ignorant. You have a belief as to why people use drugs and that is your only understanding for drug use. You have no consideration for any other reasoning.
Sad, sad little man. Go eat another cheeseburger.
>>697091785
nigger you have no fucking idea how many shovels Ive swung in my life and how fucking bad I got fucked for every single bit of it.
Eat shit and die you filthy fucking internet tough guy, you honestly think you know shit about shit? Dafuq does snowflake have to do with this shit? I was a good person. I did everything right, for everyone, my whole life, and this is my reward. You wanna come at me motherfucker? Where do you live? you even anywhere near me? I'll fucking kill you, rape your corpse, and come back for your entire fucking familuy yuou filthy goddamn child molesting motherfucker I hope everyone you love burns to death while you watch and I hope Im there to watch. And when its over and youve been irreperably scarred from it, Ill be able to hand you a fucking shovel and tellyou to harden up. Little fucking bitch.
>>697091842
Fucking oath I didnt, but thats got nothing to do with it. I walked away from my biological family a looooooooooooooooooong fucking time ago, I don't feel anything about them anymore. I don't miss my kids anymore either. I dont even feel connected to the face staring back from the mirror anymore, there's just nothing left. Probably hard to understand if youre not damaged, so I guess you dont know wtf youre talking about.
>>697092304
People usually only find out they are pregnant when a fetus has begun to form. The 'planting the fertilized egg' thing wouldnt work in the vast majority of cases.
>>697092168
Ill cut your fucking throat and rape the wound while you drown in your own blood cuntface, I paid more in taxes in the last 20 years than I could EVER hope to recoup on welfare even if I lived to be 200 years old. Fuck yourself, you dont know shit
>>697088094
He'll probably need a gun for that, though.
>>697092738
I do not give a single fuck nor did I ask what you USED to be able to do. You want my charity? I want results. Idgaf if you're voluntold to pick up dog diarrhea, you'll do it. End of discussion and fuck your cptsd again. Faggot.
>>697092738
Ahahahahha wowowowow u mad :^)
Getting bulllied at school kid?
>>697079196
Inversely repeat offenders are locked in a room with leathal amounts of the drug for one week. If they die they lack willpower or self controle and no loss is had.
>>697092738
>how fucking bad I got fucked
Should have used lube and warmed you up first
>you filthy fucking internet tough guy
pot calls the kettle a nigger
>>697092168
oh and FYI I was a farmer for some years, hitting each other with prods is a joke on a farm, wouldnt do shit to me anymore. Like I said: You don't know shit.
>>697092859
Once again, didn't ask and do not care what you USED to do. Live in the now special little snowflake. Oh yeah, I live in California and they'd find little pieces of yoy in my stool because I'd simply kill your dumbass and consume you. Faggot.
>>697093056
>given lethal amount of weed
>for a week
Fuck yes.
>>697082088
>to own a gun, you should have to do the same training as you do to get a driver's license.
How would learning to parallel park help people know how to shoot a gun.
>>697093056
Do you think ever addict will immediately bury their face in a pile of coke until they die if given a chance? Dude I've spent a week awake on various drugs. A week isnt enough to kill any true addict.
>>697093239
3rd time. Didn't ask. Don't care. Live in the now. Faggot.
>>697092973
Unless it was attached to a selfie stick, I don't think he could figure out how to kill himself with it.
>>697093330
Well, it doesn't help anyone drive a car...
Maybe it works for guns?
>>697093026
Stay anonymous faggot, the only thing I Have left in my life is the idea that one day Ill be free to hunt down you and everyone like you. You and your ilk are the reason the world is a shitshow en route to hell, and I will revel in every crunch of your skull under my boot.
Whoever you are, you pussy little bitch, don't doubt for one second that if I ever find you, I will fucking kill you, and noone will miss you when youre gone.
>>697092738
Never grew up, the post.
>>697093056
Why not do the same thing for offenders in general?
>>697093410
>>697093330
Think of parallel parking as not leaving your weapon loaded near children. A gun kills just like a car in the hands of a moron.
>>697093796
Are you 14? Who gets this mad on 4chan?
Oh lemme guess, your CPTSD is to blame for why you act like a child, of course of course my bad please have these benefits
>>697082088
You just described Switzerland.
>>697093796
Thanks for the free copypasta, faggot.
>>697093348
In a society where this is a thing, lethality can be assured in additive. The test is for the mettle of the person, not biological edge.
>>697093306
>>697093796
>guys no seriously I'm super seriously angry, honest!
does this really convince the people from the welfare office?
>>697093861
Hope springs eternal.
>>697093796
That's your special snowflake perception friend. Mine-and incidentally being the one who pays for your free ride makes mine the only relevant one -is that welfare should be earned for a limited period of time. If you have the perceived capability to come at me then I feel you also have the same ability to earn what I give you. What I give you our of the graciousness of my heart. Faggot, cry moar.
>>697077174
>Law: You shouldn't be allowed to be a faggot
>>697093330
So you can do drive-by's duh.
But for real I meant the same sort of process, but for guns. So you'd have a trainer with you while shooting for a certain period. You'd have to pass a safety test. only allowed a certain caliber for a small period. All that type of jazz.
>>697093796
>Tonight at 11, welfare queen gets checks to spaz out on 4chan, Trump asks why we don't euthanize these losers
>>697094577
>OP, you have the right to remain silent.
>>697094657
Wtf did I just say not to do?
>>697094597
Add retraining for higher calibers and different weapons types. Such as a rifle vs a shotgun vs a semi auto handgun like a 9mm vs a spin chamber hand gun and you my friend have my complete support
>>697094448
>>697094077
>>697094617
>all these internet tough guys yet none of you fuckers are giving your address to anon.
Never change 4chan. Never change
>>697094448
I dont even live in your country fuckwit, you dont pay for shit. If anything, I've paid for my own existence 10 times over, so no, I dont owe you a fucking thing. Like I said, there are plenty of people who are happy to sit back and rape the system just because it suits their current situation, and I agree those people need to be shuffled off. But that's far from the whole story, and just because I dont fit your narrative, you're trying to claim the moral high ground on the basis of... .what? that you personally are currently employed, today? Oooh well, that makes you right...............
Face it shit for brains, you've got nothing but an arrogant tone and an undeserved sense of superiority. And Im pretty sure your "beliefs" change with your circumstances. There's a word for this: Callow.
Try again when youve grown the fuck up.
>>697077174
That gif makes me angry and i don't know why.
>>697094982
You want an address? Here you go, fuckers.
55 Mineral Springs Rd. Buffalo, NY
Make my day.
>>697094936
I'm not very gun literate to tell you the truth, I just like the idea of people being allowed to do what they want as long as it doesn't infringe on others freedoms. You could help me draft it if you like because you sound like you know a bit more about it.
>>697077174
feminazis screaming at people should be considered a hate crime since they try to degrade and scream at any male.
>>697094982
I've been here longer than last Thursday dipshit. Give an address, maybe you'll get one? Didn't think so. Cry harder faggot, you got told and you have no reasonable argument other than chimping out like the proverbial Internet badass. Lol, faggot. Fuck your cptsdxyz again. Fuck your mom too, lol. Rage for me little girl.
>>697095051
Spare the system your dead weight and neck yourself faggot
>>697078325
You realize Bill O'Reilly proposed a ban on some assault rifles?
We have the constitutional ability to regulate firearms. That's why you can't have a rocket launcher, a tank, hand grenades, etc.
Adding assault weapons onto that doesn't make it unconstitutional
>>697093796
>>697095252
There you are anon, you have an address now. Have fun.
>>697095051
Go to your mother's bra and get some kleenex cuz all I got from that post is crying. Lol faggot. Fuck you yet again. Im laughing at you, literally.
>>697095365
Wow, u mad too. Seriously, y'alls moms need to start monitoring your internet access, who the fuck gets mad on 4chan?
>>697095252
>anon receives forty pizza deliveries and half a dozen gay male strippers.
Watching all these American ideas...
>>697079737
last one is really good
you need to pass an IQ test to be able to breed, minimum requirement 100
>>697095511
Do it. I'm too fuckin lazy to cook and unzip my own pants.
>>697087158
wouldnt this sooner or later have to be repealed since a society requires an average no lower than 2.1 offspring to survive?
this thread is great but too much virtue signaling/personal shit in most of the serious suggestions.
there are some good thought exercises, though, no doubt!
/b's avg iq went to shit but the median is still there.
>>697095511
Is the ex's adress, annon is still a pussy.
>>697095288
I don't know shit about the technicalities but I know what I feel is logical and correct at its most basic. Happy to attempt assisting in drafting legislature all day long though anon
>>697078581
>5.56x45mm NATO/.223REM
> high powered
Pick one
>>697095365
I ain't even cptsd guy. Just internet tough guys annoy me because they talk a big game then bitch out. You proved my point perfectly, thanks for that.
Sure is disperse in here
Updated
Lol at how janitors can't even recognize dispersment threads.
It's not hard to see the active effort of paid people shit-posting to keep /b/ from actually realizing whatever weird potential it has and get organized.
All religion/race/political/loli/fluffy/you've-busted-by/die-in-your-m/waifu/ sleep/cigarette75/omgMyfriendStory threads are categorically examples of the pasta used to dilute what little insight /b/ is capable
Basically I'm saying how isn't there a content filter list at least at the userlevel of content we can auto filter out, with the ability to share lists and really keep the obfuscatory forces from obfuscating hokum
You're playing yourself if you don't realize this shit
Nice try
>>697095500
You quoted the wrong post. Go get a grownup to help you.
>>697095810
Holy shit fuck off "muh sekrit klub" faggot
>>697088094
well said.
All motorists must qualify for left-handed pistol marksmanship.
All motorists receive carry permits for their vehicles, at their discretion.
Every vehicle has the number of bullet-holes in it tallied monthly. That number, divided by four, will be the number of traffic citations the driver receives.
>>697095802
Show me where I did that?
>PROTIP: you can't
>>697095914
>Lol, faggot. Fuck your cptsdxyz again. Fuck your mom too, lol. Rage for me little girl.
>I'm not mad, I'm just gonna rephrase your insult because I'm uncreative
Ugly, unpopular, unlikable dicknose :^)
>>697095412
Actually, the Feds don't have such authority. The restrictions you're talking about *should* be implemented at the state level. And I agree that such restrictions are a good idea. I support appropriate (aka "common sense") gun control at the state level.
The problem with the Feds enforcing those restrictions is that it paves the way for the government to have legitimate power to oppress us. The word "legitimate" has a certain meaning here and is important. This is actually the reason for the second amendment as intended by the founders. Those who oppose this explanation are either uninformed or are lying to support their agenda (gun control).
>>697086645
*You're
*Dumb
>>697082088
The rich already pay enough taxes as does anyone that works. How about poor people quit bwing so complacent?
>>697096150
Lol ohhhhhh. You got told and don't like it. Well I'm so sorry little snowfkake. Lol, unfuck you. Feel better? You're more of a bitch than you let on.
>>697095515
I know right
>>697095740
Still waiting for my pizza and strippers.
>>697088821
University of Cambridge just finished a 40-year longitudinal study of use. After controlling for smoking, diet, and lifestyle factors, the lifetime health impact of smoking weed for 20 years straight is: a 5% increased risk of gingivitis. That's it.
lrn2lrn
>>697077174
The existance or absence of a God(s).
>>697096310
Did you actually think this was smart when you pressed send.
>>697096336
>I'll say snowflake again, it'll totally zing them
Damn, you really are uncreative. Do you often find yourself repeating the same jokes over and over, finding those around you getting more annoyed but you just can't think of anything else to say?
>>697096336
if you had any idea how to 4chan, you'd know you're not even talking to the right person anymore lol
>>697095802
>anonymous posts
>show me where
Even if I link to any post you can easily say they're not you, but let's just look at the tone of your response.
But whatever bro. Keep having an angry day man. You sound just as bad as cptsd guy.
>>697096602
Was suppose to be for
>>697096100
>>697079737
The problem with the world is that people as short sighted as you truly believe they have something inteligent to contribute to this conversation
All politicians must be licensed.
Licensure requires training and certification.
Before a politician's candidacy is accepted, the prospective candidate must pass a 72-hour observation in a psych ward.
Those politicians who cause inflation shall have their hands cut off, as was the punishment for coin-clipping.
Those politicians who betray the public trust shall be guilty of treason.
>>697096508
Do you often find yourself so frustrated at being told off that you ignore the entire discussion to point out how your little feelings got hurt? I think we're done here, your continued replies are only more crying and I'm still laughing at you.
>>697077174
>new laws should get an attachment with a few examples so even the dumbest motherfucker knows what it means, and endless discussions about the intention of the law become unnecessary
Kind of a meta-law, but whatever.
Also this one
>if a family member was intentionally murdered by somebody, then that family is now allowed to exact vengeance on the perpetrator
>>697096316
yeah, thats the problem. The people who work and the people who are rich are not the same people, and the people who pay taxes and the people who are rich are not the same people....
Legalise regulate and tax soft drugs. Saves police time and starts making billions $ instead of costing.
Marijuana, lsd, mushrooms, etc.
Legalise and regulate prostitution, same as above.
I'm a gun loving nigger hating guy but I can still see the massive benefits of the above.
>>697096689
Get a grown person to help you
>>697096316
>The rich already pay enough taxes
I love when people say this because the amount they get taxed is more than the poor can earn in s number of years. Doesn't that day to you the rich are too rich?
>as does anyone that works.
As we should
>How about poor people quit bwing so complacent?
What?
>>697097089
>disregards the argument presented to attack a silly linking mistake
Cool ad hominem there bro.
If we enforce iq tests for breeding in the western world how the fuck is that gonna stop the shit skins breeding in their countries and fucking the world.
You people wouldn't pass your own test.
>>697093796
you're probably some lanky greaseball who slammed everything under the sun for too long, so you think you're 10 feet tall and bulletproof. oh yeah let's defend laying on your ass and claiming the world is too scary/grown up for you and your autistic ragefits. i bet you got your ass kicked constantly in school and you come on here and act like some hardass combat vet who did two tours in iraq. get fucking real kiddo. you're not scaring anyone and your freakouts are fueling our desire to make fun of you to see how much further you would go. defective wastes of space like you should be lined up and shot for the good of society and humanity in general.
>>697097591
There is no arumen friend. Know what you're saying and to whom and there won't be any mistakes. Or, get a grown up to help you like you were told. Or, cry more. You quoted the wrong post, I didn't point this out to the wrong stupid person.
>>697082088
WOW nice post anon haha now try making it without 43 Enter key presses
ps.i lied not a nice post haha xD
>>697096951
You literally just rephrased your last post. Do you have brain damage? Were you like an early birth or something, because you seriously seem to lack congative ability.
>>697097089
You already used this line.
Argument*
Darwin's Law:
The law that states if you act in a way that is unproductive to the continued success of the species... you should perish.
Basically, if you're a useless cunt... fuck the hell off.
>>697097934
>There is no arumen friend.
Hurr you made a mistake. Maybe get an adult to help you type durr.
>Know what you're saying and to whom and there won't be any mistakes.
>anonymous poster
>Or, get a grown up to help you like you were told. Or, cry more. You quoted the wrong post, I didn't point this out to the wrong stupid person.
Well then tripfag you idiot.
>>697098118
And it was refreshingly fun and witty each time. If i wanted/needed a bitch to inform me of what I've used I'd hire one, she'd be hot and speak only when spoken to.
>>697097888
Like I said, I would literally eat your face off your screaming skull, laughing the whole time, because you are an abomination, a half-human, who has no business existing in this world.
That being said, Im not going out of my way for you either, becuase youre not worth it.
Now excuse me, I have to go and do something that doesn't revolve around you, if your conceit will allow you to accept that as a possibility....
>>697098383
See
>>697098178
Dumbass
free hand jobs on request
>>697098518
>>697098178
>not linked to any post
>Just KNOW somehow, maybe magically, I typed it.
Who's the dumbass?
>>697098416
You sound dull, like a tawdry boy whos muscles aren't particularly big and he always talks about ferraris even tho he drives his moms acura
>>697098446
Or, I think much more likely, you'll make a little bitch post on an anonymous indonesian rape technique forum and go to bed mad.
Oh wait, you did, look at that I'm right.
>>697098446
edgy as fuck, kiddo. i am totally shaking.
if you want to show everyone how serious you are, go shoot up a school or a mall like a real sociopath would.
i see you're finally running away with your tail between your legs, so have fun jacking off to mlp and crying about your mental disabilities.
>Free birth control for women, more research and money into guys birth control!
>License needed to have a baby, includes a 2 week course on parenting
All crime is comitted by the living.
So life should be banned.
>>697077174
>FCC should be an appointed position
>>697099405
>>697077640
>make it legal to kill your kid
are you fucking stupid
>>697078233
And how do you think it's possible to prove that she's been lying.
It's impossible unless you sign a contract or record her agreement to have sex with you, who does that?
>>697100348
You clearly have never been a parent.
>>697082088
>The rich, (let's say the top 5% of global incomes), should pay a rich tax, (5%),
you see instead of taxing the people who actully pay their taxes more we should make it so the people who dont pay their taxes actully pair their fucking taxes
>>697100803
But that's literally just a few million dollars vs billions. If you're on about welfare, it's really not comprable to even a tiny sliver of those top fortunes. Better to tax if looking for income.
