CONFESSION THREAD
It's time to confess anon, unburden yourself from the sins that you bear.
I fucked a yogurt pot once.
>>697060201
I eat shrimp but not the tails
I put snails on my penis a few days ago to see what it'd feel like
>>697060201
I am a really bad Jew
>>697060201
I fucked your mom, tell her I'm sorry the condom ripped
i play minecraft
I let the dogs out... :(
>>697061822
that's like totally cubular bro
bump
i pissed in my neighbor's pool when i was a little kid and he was out of town
>>697060201
I like to sneak around on Second Life, looking in peoples windows watching them roleplay, then slip in and either interrupt them or even join in. It's not always sex that I interrupt either, sometimes its like family roleplays and I'll sneak into the kids room and start talking over mic to the child. It pisses the parent rpers off and they rage.
btw I'm the spider-monkey hanging out above them.
>>697065347
Are the children in those families adults pretending to be virtual babies or do they actually force children into their shared insanity?
>>697065347
I walk around my small town late at night playing that fucking Pokemon game. But what I'm really doing is peeking in Windows and listening to people with their windows open. Real life win is so much better...
>>697060201
I washed out of the military twice, the last time of which was in 2008. Though I've been trying to reenlist since 2010, it became apparent to me today that I'll never be able to enlist again, no matter how much time passes.
I can never give my parents the son they want.
Sometimes I dont wash my hands.
>>697065952
They have both adults who roleplay as the children and just have npc babies they buy that interact with them. But it wouldn't surprise me if some parents have irl children playing the game with them.
>>697066014
See it doesn't interest me irl. It's only funny to me over SL. Partially its because they get so upset and rage about it.
example, I decided to join this couples foreplay.
>>697066802
They flipped out and the chick was yelling at me to leave, I wouldn't so she called the owner of the sim to remove me, that's him appearing behind me. Best part was scripts were turned off on the sim so her gun which would have knocked me out of her house didn't work, thats why she had the shotgun out cuz it was a griefer weapon.
>>697060201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WMo1G660cQ
I nutted to watching this.
I go on moonguard and jerk off in there
>>697067237
I use to go there too couple years ago. Which faction?
>>697066802
>>697067021
christ that dudes character model looks like the tubby guy from the last season of the office
>>697060201
I molested my niece when I was 8-9. She was 3-4 at the time.
I like Doctor Who
>>697060201
I am a prostitute and no one knows.
>started at age 16
>met a "sugar daddy" who gives me thousands every week
>stopped working but still see sugar daddy every week for the past 7 years
>tell friends and family I work 9 to 5
>literally don't answer my phone until 5pm and tell everyone i was in a meeting or at work
>really I'm just laying around in sweat pants eating and playing video games and teaching my dog weird tricks.
>this has been going on for years. everyone thinks I'm a professional/responsible working adult.
>friends and family say I'm successful they think my 9 to 5 paid for my house, my new car, etc. they even ask if I'll "put them on" because I act like I'm just a fucking business woman
>mfw I just eat cheetos and see my sugar daddy weekly and pretend I'm at work.
>>697068191
I think that was the point, the chick kinda looked like young Pam. But who knows people get to play with their fetishes on this site. I've walked into some really freaky crap.
>>697068803
Pics?
>>697060590
Nobody eats the tails you faggot
>>697068930
nah. too much chance that someone I know might be on b
ill describe i guess. white/tan with long black hair. very thin. b tits. medium ass. couple tattoos. pretty face with makeup average without it. trying to paint an image for you sorry its not a pic
>>697068803
Yeah, that's bullshit...
>>697069041
Actually a lot of people do and will call you out for it in restaurants.
Just a quick example.
http://www.epicurious.com/archive/blogs/editor/2014/06/eating-shrimp-tails.html
>>697060201
ich habe es getrinkt
ich
>glass of juice
>>697069694
why
>>697060201
I'm a complete fraud.
>>697069911
explain
>>697069829
You post this story all the time. You know the rules, bitch.
>>697061053
is there any other kind?
>>697070058
I've literally posted it once, and it was yesterday.
i know the rules but I'm a rebel.
I'm gonna cheat on my girlfriend and take my best female friends virginity this coming semester because I'm "The only one she trusts" and shes hot af
>>697070286
Whatever. GTFO.
>>697070396
/b/ does not raid streams.
We know you're either the streamer, a friend, or a fan.
We are not your personal army and we will not help your shit-tier content get any extra views.
Fuck off.
>>697070396
NYPA dipshit
>>697060201
I'm a diagnosed MtF transsexual (as in I have a Gender Dysphoria/GID diagnosis from trained professionals in psychiatric care), but have decided to not have treatment for it, as I'm so much of a chickenshit that I'd rather live in misery than out myself. Also, I'm attracted to men (which would make me straight? If you're PC, idgaf really) but too scared about that as well, so I've been in a relationship with a woman for almost 8 years without romantic love for her or even the slightest bit of attraction (I manage to have sex with her occasionally though, not sure how I do but I do). Everything about me is a lie.
>mfw on the inside, all the time
>>697070028
I come across as quite intelligent (not boasting but I've been told loads of times). But I've never finished anything in my life. Dropped out of Sixth form, never passed my driving test, started an a level and didn't go to the exams (lied to everyone said I had a B), had a really good job in a warehouse but couldn't handle the pressure and quit. Yet I pretend that I'm a go getter and an intellectual. I'm not thick but I have fuck all qualifications apart from GCSE's. I'm just a lazy alcoholic.
>>697066790
Thats so gross !! Like, ugh! What the fuck is wrong with you ? You sick fuck ! There is a special place in hell for you. I mean, What the fuck !?!?
>>697068725
Its a cool show.
>>697070737
Jesus dude that sucks.
>>697070599
last week's
>>697070599
go fap faggot
If I could have one wish, I would make myself white.
>>697071227
Those are not tits.
>>697060201
I was the one who killed our puppy 2 years ago
>>697070822
you sound like my ex. but he was an asshole as well.
why not finish something anon? i mean theres gotta be something that you enjoy doing that you're good at. u don't have to a genius just cuz people think u are or expect you to be. just be happy i guess do something for yourself fuck everyone else
>>697071065
Yes. My one hope is that mind transplants/consciousness uploading becomes a reality in my lifetime. I mainly stay alive for the sake of my family and because I really like movies and books and shit (imagining different worlds makes it easier)...
>>697071433
wait a fucking second fuck do you have a life lol
>>697071304
>>697060201
I'm just a lazy and unmotivated faggot but I hide behind "depression" and "anxiety"
NEET life is pretty good tho
>>697071370
that's really horrible :(
u black or something else?
>>697060201
Bless me father for I have sinned.
1. I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher with plenty of obscene phone calls, drive by's, even visited her house on Halloween.
2. When I was a Sr. I kicked the shit out of a freshman for pretty minor provocation. I think the beating left him with PTSD.
3. I've tried to troll people into an-hero. I was disappointed when they didn't.
4. I went to a cathouse in Nevada and paid a whore to suck muh cock while roleplaying taboo.
5. I super-glued a silver dollar to the ground and laughed when people tried to pick it up.
>>697071883
Worse. Gypsy. Genetically, I dont live the lifestyle. I look like a weird mash up of a hundred different nationalities so people are always randomly asking where I came from and it's just embarrassing and awkward.
>>697060201
I get jealous when I hear sad stories about how so and so has opted out of continuing to suffer through x condition. This stems from the fact that even though I'll unquestionably be on disability for the rest of my likely long...long life, I don't qualify for that particular government service. Guess they just don't want to save money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>697071975
you're an asshole
>>697072111
pic?
where do you live? is it "liberal" and accepting or is it like the middle of america in some inbred town
btw fuck can they stop with the fucking "I'm not a robot" it's so annoying half the time i can't even see the fucking pictures clearly
>>697071882
ironically its the other way around for me
hiding my depression and anxiety behind being supposedly "lazy" and "unmotivated" and charmingly brushing every sort of criticism off
>>697070822
Dude there are several forms of intelligence. I got tested at the age of 13 with an iq of 148, so today in the theorie im close to einstein, and all i do with my potential is party, do some drugs and work as a barkeeper with a high school degree. BUT even tho i cant deal with serious emotions i am a born psychatrist and have a solution for almost any problems my friends have since i have an huge amount of empathy (thats where that high iq comes to work for me) ( up to the point when i cant decide if its my emotion im feeling or just from someone else)And i suck at math so hard, you cant imagine.
tl;dr just find something you enjoy and you will be really good at it since you will put all your recources into it. Academic degrees and high paid jobs are just for people who can repeat something what they read in books.
I killed someone's kids in front of them and made them watch.
Also I don't seed my torrents.
>>697066350
>I washed out of the military twice
What washed you out?
>>697070737
You're a faggot who would rather relate to men as if you were a woman. You're not a woman. You'll never be a woman.
>>697071370
>>697071370
>If I could have one wish, I would make myself white.
I'm a White nationalist and I feel pity for you. I'm sensing Hispanic . . . Mexican nationalism in the US is a beggar's pride: they feel resentment against those they envy/admire.
No matter what you are, find comfort with your people and happiness with yourself.
>>697072758
selfish fuck
>>697072184
Yeah, I still have nightmares about #5.
>>697072421
Live in London which is super liberal. No one is racist but it's annoying when every indian/greek/Spaniard/south America stops to ask if you're from the same place as them and you have to answer 'No, my ancestors were disgusting thieves and beggers'. Plus it's worse because I'd darker than my brothers and sisters and have legit black hair. They can pass for white, I cant. Probably wont share a face pic, might take one of my arm or something.
>>697072868
Personality/adjustment disorder. Washed out of Air Force Basic, then Army AIT a year later.
>>697072868
>You're not a woman. You'll never be a woman.
I know that, which is why I've opted to not have treatment. Nice salt though, very impressive.
>>697072868
See>>697073181
I have no people. My 'people' are worse than the Jews in most people's eyes and I reject them totally.
>>697073181
damn. that sucks tbh but why are you ashamed of your history? you know white people have some pretty fucked up history too but we don't dwell on it or let it get to us (except a few apologists). i think you're brainwashed into looking at your ethnicity from a racist perspective. there's plenty of people who think more exotic=more beauty. if the problem is that you don't like people asking and you don't like talking about it (not that you hate yourself but that you're tired of the topic) maybe start saying that....."i've been asked a million times today. thanks but id rather talk about something else"
i mean the reality is you will never be white. even if you "pass" as white. your best hope is to find peace with who you are and what you look like
I lite lots of fires as a child, never burning anything other that a small shed. Never tortured animals but was not nice to them (now I would never be mean to an animal...ever) pissed the bed until age 11. Dad brat then fuck out of me. Am I gonna be ok /b/?
>>697073370
>My 'people' are worse than the Jews in most people's eyes
Because it's true. I'm not a racist per se though, so if you don't live the lifestyle then you're ok in my book. Gyppos are shit because of their culture, I've met a few who fucked off out of it and they're all decent folk (basically they all got shunned and disowned because they tried in school and decided to go to college)
>>697073723
Beat the fuck out of me
>>697060201
Put my dick in my sister. I feel terrible. I hope she forgets or doesn't hate me.
>>697060201
confession #2
>I've never had dubs
>>697073892
Story time anon
>>697073681
>that sucks tbh but why are you ashamed of your history? you know white people have some pretty fucked up history too but we don't dwell on it
Gypsies have zero positive history. Their 'culture' is based around being a blight on society and taking all they can without building or giving anything in return. Sure white people have some shitty history but they're also responsible for pretty much all the good things ever. I dunno, I wont let it ruin my life or anything but it's just annoying as hell.
>>697060201
i dodge her at day but tonight i came to the playground close to her house to sing to myself again. idk...
>>697070737
please tell me what thats like. do u ever think that being labeled and diagnosed influenced you into feeling MORE like you're in the wrong body?
not trying to be offensive....it's just, i understand gay people being attracted to the "wrong" gender. but i truly have a hard time understanding how someone can feel they are in the wrong body. like maybe you connect better with women and act like one, but do you really feel like you're supposed to BE one?? it's so confusing to me..... i know a lot of people think it's an attention-seeking mental disorder or even made up. i doubt it's fake cuz I don't know why anyone would want that. but i really don't understand....like do you look at your penis and hate it? is it so hard to just do "girly" things in your body you were born in?
I participated in my forst orgy last night. I was at a party some friends have every week and at one point I look up and someone was getting their dick sucked, then someone offered to suck my dick. Next thing I knew I was being bent over the bar getting my ass pounded with a few other couples fucking and some others were just watching. Would do again.
>>697073778
I have no contact with any of my family that do live the lifestyle, they could die in a ditch for all I care. My dad was abandoned by his mum because he wanted to get married and live a normal life and, like you say, got disowned. They're an unbelievably shitty people.
>>697060201
I like going to a crowded restroom and smelling everyone's collective shits. I sometimes record the farting that goes on for future entertainment
I raped a tantric "masseuse" in her ass.
Really didn't want to but I was just unbelievably shy and needed the boost.
> at Uni... be super beta can't talk to girls & even start blushing when a hot girl speaks in class
> Take psych 101 and learn a few things
> - people behave the way they see themselves (self image)
> - rape assures rapists of their power, the orgasm is a side-effect
> - sexual relationships are often a means people use to work through their childhoods
> Plot forms in my mind: adjust my self image to alpha, by sexually dominating a woman, and overcoming my cuntbag mother's legacy by RAPING A WOMAN
> I found a "masseuse" who looked like my mom and I planned to rape her
> She can't run to the cops and say she was giving handjobs and got fucked . . . and in the off chance she did her "profession" automatically raised reasonable doubt
Long story short. I showed up and she made clear it was only handjobs for sale.
I fucked her up the ass and she didn't like it.
My self-image was definitely adjusted and my life improved.
I don't recommend this for everyone, but it definitely changed my life.
>>697074418
that is true i guess. i don't know much about gypsies. i mean it won't change anything but you could always lie and just pick a different race to tell people. make shit simpler. like tell them you're mexican. or some other hispanic. people stereotype latinos but lots of people are cool with them. it's an easier answer with less questions
are u a male or fem?
>>697066802
Genius. I'm gonna have to try that sometime.
>>697075085
Sounds gay.
>>697074188
Not much to tell. I was 12 thought what if I put my dick in my sister's ass? She was 6 maybe younger. She cried. I felt terrible. I can't ever forgive myself for what I've done and I'm probably going to burn in hell for it. There is no way I can ask her for forgiveness. I don't deserve it. I am dreading the day she tells our family. Not a day goes by that I don't regret doing that. I was stupid child and can't comprehend why I did it. End of shitty story.
>>697071651
Going to university soon got an interview next Friday. I see this as my last chance if I fuck this up I'm quitting life. I HAVE to make this work. I hate these low paid menial jobs and dealing with fucking retarded customers, working Christmas and weekends. Just want to be a decent waged office cuck.
I fap to furry porn but I hate furries
>>697075503
thats whats up. just don't lose your motivation. keep reminding yourself why you need this
>>697075085
you sound like a terrible human.
have you been in a healthy/real relationship since then? if so, how is the power of balance in your relationship. also have you told anyone you know in person
>>697073186
>Personality/adjustment disorder
When you say "personality disorder" what do you mean? Like the classical DSM anti-social, paranoid, schizoid, borderline???
>>697073319
Just go be an effeminate gay. Find yourself a bear/butch/domm or whatever the fuck you like.
>>697073370
Oh... you're Roma. That's rough. The problem is that a lot in life is connection with a group and with your legacy.
Perhaps you could join a religion (not Islam!) and get some belonging from that.
>>697074478
explain?
>>697075934
Well, I was talking about hurting/killing myself and wanting out of the military. I had a civilian record of psych evaluations, psych meetings, and even hospitalization at one point for self-harm (cutting). So...yeah....
>>697075882
>? if so, how is the power of balance in your relationship. also have you told anyone you know in person
Depends how you define healthy.
Hell no, I've never told anyone in person.
It was a desperate measure for a desperate time. If there were another way to adjust my self-image into one of power I'd've gone that route. Unfortunately there wasn't and I didn't want to live my life in perpetual fear and forevalone.
>>697074500
>like maybe you connect better with women and act like one, but do you really feel like you're supposed to BE one??
It's impossible to describe what it feels like... lke, ok, imagine you wake up as a woman tomorrow, literally nothing about you except the physical would be exactly the same though. Everything just feels wrong, the way you look, the way you behave in some ways since some of that shit is hormonally driven to some extent, the way people treat you... it's not really about girly things at all, far from all women are girly and far from all men are manly. Like I said, it's impossible to describe, it really is like just waking up one day and being in another body, only it's always been like that.
>like do you look at your penis and hate it?
yes, much like how someone with a genetic defect might look at their deformity and hate it... psychologically the reaction is almost identical, or so the shrinks told me.
>is it so hard to just do "girly" things in your body you were born in?
Like I said, not really about girly things or wearing womens clothing or shit like that. The reason why many trans people go really into that shit is because it enhances a feeling of normalcy on a personal level, but since I won't change my body (mainly out of fear, but also because I don't think that having a resturctured male body would make me happier or feel more normal) that shit would do nothing for me, being a fairy/girly gay man would still mean being a man, i.e it would "solve" nothing.
>>697075085
Raping is the most beta move a man can make, you stupid faggot.
>>697075085
Neat. Good going. Pics?
>>697076135
Dunno man, it seems like you got pressured into it by your parents and were looking for a way out.
Let them be damned! Live your life as you wish and you obviously don't wish to live it as a brainwashed drone whose life does not belong to him.
Get a job. Get a hobby. Get a girl. Get a life. Fuck the military, you should be OK with not wanting to be a mindless robot.
>>697076383
>If there were another way to adjust my self-image into one of power I'd've gone that route
still makes you a shitty person. you ruined her confidence and security to boost your own.
by healthy i mean mutual respect....taking things seriously....loyalty...being in love...all that
>>697072723
Genius
Spells theory as theorie.
>IQ of 148
>>697060201
I've been raped, and ever since that I can only find random butch women in gay bars to fuck. Like, I can't handle a relationship. And I am constantly horny, so I find some random woman to fuck me.
>>697076813
Well yes, I was forced into it after high school. In fact, THEY had already decided I was going to enlist as early as 5th grade, to which I immediately objected. They didn't care though, and didn't bother getting me the help I needed in subjects like math or science, so I wound up underachieving to the point where all I had going for me was the military....and I washed out twice.
I'm in college now, will probably finish in December, but I can never give them the son they want no matter what I do. What's worse, is that I wasn't smart enough to become a proper Comp Sci or other STEM major, so life's going to be rougher from here on. Rest of the family doesn't even talk to me for a number of reasons.
Haven't had a gf since 2005. I'm 27.
>>697060201
I grew out of it but as a child, I used to steal. I don't know if I was good at it or people just pretended not to notice to spare a child the embaressment. Some of it was good slight of hand in to a long sleeved jacked in crowded places though (packets of trading cards or change)..
I'd get called on it if I did something really obvious. Stole a guys shiny Blastoise pokemon card from his house after a somewhat forced 'playdate' despite my 10 y.o self hating him so much.
I've never been tested but I went through a lengthy phase of compulsive lying to cover my ass. Some lies would beget more lies and snowball, even to my parents. I don't even know why i'd lie sometimes instead of just responding with "yeah, so what?" but I think... i've stopped that too.
Its mostly cringy little lies and theft of cards/small change but when I think back, I can only cringe at my younger self.
>>697076726
>Neat. Good going. Pics?
Here's her former website. She's retired now.
https://web.archive.org/web/20070616170038/http://www.blissfulhands.com/
>>697076441
>Raping is the most beta move a man can make, you stupid faggot.
Is that why invading armies, after killing the men, raped all the women?
I'm not advocating what I did or even excusing it, but it did work for me.
I killed my mothers partner of 10 years and got away with it, and I feel it was justified.
My best buddy moved out of town but they still owned the house in our city. Sometimes he would come back and we would sleepover in their house. One night we went onto the balcony with some toiletpaper and spread it out on the ground. Then we shat on the toiletpaper and used the non shit ends to fling the shit-paper against the neighbours window. It stuck right on the window. We were like 12-13 at that time.
>>697077493
Why did you do it?
>>697076441
Actually rape has been suggested with significant evidence to be a survival mechanism in order to pass on genes.
>>697060201
Forgive me father......but......what you're wearing is more ridiculous that a judge's robes.
Also.....your religion.......it's just..........it's complete dog shit father.........it's all complete dog shit.
>I don't want forgiveness for me, I want you to forgive yourself for expending however much of your time on this dog shit.
"my child, you don't even know what religion I belong t-"
>It doesn't matter father, it doesn't matter at all. They are all dog shit, just some have peanuts.
>>697076436
>imagine you wake up as a woman tomorrow
I am a woman, actually lol. but i see what you're saying. if i woke up a man....well that makes more sense I suppose. that really sucks bro.
I honestly think your decision to not change your body is a good one. you may feel like you're in the wrong body but like you said you may not feel more "normal" mainly because at this point in 2016....i don't think most people accept trans m2f as actual females. most people see trans who go through surgery as freaks. as a woman in a man's body, at least you don't stand out in society too much. i know it's not ideal for you.....but i almost think a badly done trans job is worse than staying a man. i don't think it would make you feel like a woman all that much. i mean i'm not educated on it really....just my 2 cents.... i think a lot of trans end up looking like men in wigs and draw attention to their self. there are some who "pass" so well...and actually look like BEAUTIFUL women....but even then, imagine the conversations you would have to have when you begin a relationship with someone. imagine the hate you would experience from a straight man who thought you were born a real woman.
maybe good advice is to wait until you've found someone to spend your life with (if that is your goal) and make sure they know how you feel. then maybe think about transitioning once you have that support and love to lean on
>>697077635
Yes. When you're too beta to find a willing mate, you rape to ensure your pathetic bloodline is continued. 100% faggy move.
>>697077617
because he got my mother addicted to heroin and I watched her slowly turn into a skeleton and die from the age of 12 to 22, he owed money to people who knew he wouldnt pay so I payed them and in exchange they took me to him and I put a fatal dose in him.
>>697076383
did you ever consider that doing something like only makes you as bad or probably even worse than your mother? good job beta fag
>>697075324
It's free to play, lots of free content, but the really good stuff costs a couple bucks. Basically if you get that into the game $10 will get you a really good HD quality avatar. But you don't need that to have fun. Especially if you make friends with rippers, people who take content form video games and import into SL. As example this Deadpool avatar is the same avatar from the Deadpool game and it was free from a ripper. Minus the panda hat, I added that as a joke. It upset a lot of furries and I kept telling them it was his spirit animal.
>>697077460
Oh yeah, shit. I forgot. As a child, I had an overly healthy interest in the opposite sex. This was as a 10-12 yo pre-sex education here in the UK so I tried to 'play' pull down the trousers of a girl a year older than me in my home who was my mothers friend. I genuinely couldn't comprehend anything wrong with what I was doing and managed to play it off... but i'm certain she told her mother. I didn't see her or her mother again after that as far as I recall.
Coincidentally, the girl knew some girls in my highschool year about 3 years later and for some reason, my name must have come up in conversation because one of them implied I tried to rape the girl. Thankfully, my compulsive lying played it off as genuinely having no recollection of the incident and little knowledge of the girl.
Though in all honesty, as stated it was 100% not malicious, as in the same was a sociopath lacks comprehension of emotion, I lacked understanding of anything wrong with what I was doing because of no understanding of difference between genders @ the time.
I shot harambe
>>697060201
Had this annoying crazy bitch living across the street.
She would yell stuff at us from inside her porch.
She used to fee some neighborhood cats, i guess one time my cat came over and was being a dickhead to the other cats " not suppriseing since he was a dickhead" anyway she attacked him with a broom. I was drinking when this happened and decided to tell her off bad. That night she drank drain cleaner and set her bedroom on fire.
still fell like a POS about it to this day.
>>697060201
I was born a boy. I haven't told anyone in my new life after I moved from the east coast to Seattle once I got the snip and my legal gender and name change. I haven't even told my new bf im seeing.
>>697077815
never denied it was, I merely pointed out it had a place in society, men are programmed to rape if desperate.
>>697077359
I wish I could convince you that you CAN be happy.
Your parents failed, not you. Where you did not do the best in the past you can do better in the future.
I'm STEM and am still glad that the liberal arts and humanities are taught in college: the engineer needs the artist as much as the artist the engineer. Understanding history and literature are important.
Get a coach to teach you socializing. Read books about it. Get a job you like.
You won't care what your parents think when your cock is buried in a nice piece of ass.
>>697078110
daaaamn
pics?
>>697070737
Coward, I was like you but I sucked it up and now I am fulltime. Don't you even HRT?
>>697078013
>Dicks out.
>>697060201
fucked my dog in the ass
fapped to cp
fapped to snuff
fapped to photos of my step mom
tried to burn down my school when i was 8
fapped in the boot of my dads car when he was at work once
let my other dog lick my cock until I came in her mouth
think about raping girls I meet regularly
browse 4chan every day of my life.
>>697078361
I'm deep stealth, no way am I going to out myself online as transgender.
>>697078465
you are literally me, the fuck..
>>697078333
I'm trying. I mean, I definitely know what I want out of life, and have been working toward it. Still, the regret and shame are real, especially coming from a family that's about 80% military.
I've had a lot of sex (mostly with prostitutes), so I'm no longer interested in/excited by it. What I do get sexually aroused by nowadays is somewhat shameful.
>>697077894
>did you ever consider that doing something like only makes you as bad or probably even worse than your mother? good job beta fag
I didn't rape her in the ass as an exercise in moral uplift. If there's a merit badge for raping sex-workers I haven't heard of it.
It changed my life from beta to (lesser) alpha and that's all I wanted from it.
And that's Mr. FORMER beta to you dipshit.
>>697078361
i mean you can see this, its my progress so far, my chest looks totally different
I'm thinking about showing a friend of mine a video of my wife masturbating and if he gets turned on while watching her i may summon up the courage to ask him if he wants me to suck his dick while he keeps watching the video.
>>697079233
disgusting.
>>697079233
wow that's pretty crazy... you have genuine tits.... i'm impressed. has he ever seemed suspicious? can u describe your features like do you look really feminine
I want to fuck my best friend
>>697079233
Your nipples did that just from taking meds?
>>697079233
How's the downstairs post-op? I always imagined it'd look like a little strange down there after they're done giving you the chop
>>697078782
>>697078465
>>697075085
you betas are pathetic. if you ever tried to rape me I would blow your fucking brains out after shoving broomsticks in your ass. you're probably pale as fuck with acne and weigh either under 110 or over 300. you truly make me sick but also laugh that you think you'll just "decide" to rape a girl. sure men are stronger but you're hilarious if you thinks it's gonna be easy. cross a chick like me i swear you will never make eye contact with a woman again. like get a fucking girlfriend what's the matter with you? or don't get a gf get a drunk bitch at the bar to have consensual drunk sex with you (that's not rape imo!) geez are u seriously that fucking horrible and hideous that you can't charm any woman on the whole planet into spreading her legs for 2 minutes??
>>697079563
I pass just fine, no one ever treats me any different then a woman.
>>697079886
Yep, i'm lactating rn though so I need to tone down the doses
>>697079980
looks like a vagina, I didn't cheap out on the surgeon either, got a clit and everything
>>697078857
BTW, prostitutes don't count for therapy.
Get a girl you like. Fuck her brains out. You won't be thinking about your parents or the mindless automaton they want you to be.
“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.” -- Nietzsche
The military is about mindlessness. Uniformity through the uniform. Dress alike and march together to make people think the same. Do as you're told. Obedience by law. Unity through imitation. Could your problems with them be that you cannot be properly brainwashed?
The military is seen as honorable, in reality they have become gangsters for ethnic and financial interests. The ACLU has defended our freedoms, the military has not. (BTW, I'm right wing!)
I'm glad you're out. Do not enable the nefarious "them".
I have nude photos of most of my female friends. Either stolen from their phones / computers, or videos I've taken of them in the shower.
/SHAME
I just wingmanned my friend into bed with a girl I really like.
>>697080243
TIT"S or Get The Fuck Out!
>>697080329
so you're still taking the hormones....are your tits gonna keep growing? won't he get suspicious? do you actually love him or just with him for whatev
also do you live together
>>697080500
oh you missed them? fucking morons. fap to that and leave bitches alone.
>>697071304
i routinely sneak into girls rooms at parties and rummage through their underwear drawer. One time I stole some used panties, snuck into the bathroom and blew my load in them. I stuck them back in her hamper. I've also came in shampoo and lotion bottles.
>>697060201
i once kissed a girls tit in school
>>697080243
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I answered a craigslist ad on w4m. Get the the hotel and it turns out its some female twink. Tells me not to panic or freak and give him a chance. Tell him to convince me otherwise. Walks up to me and starts giving me a bj and asks if this is enough. Needless to say I fucked that queer 3 times that night.
>>697080344
I wish I could share your optimism. But, I miss the structure of the military, the job security, knowing I'll be getting a paycheck at the end of each pay period no matter how rough the work was. I guess in this way, I'm like Seven of Nine.
When I was younger, I would behead any baby bird I could find outside my house. I'm not sure why I did it. It disgusted me but I kept doing it anyways.
>>697080524
I have to take hormones till I die but no tits stop growing at 4 years hormones and i am at one and a half years in transition so I am going to be a double d cup like my mom lol.
Yes we live together, I love him dearly, I have no idea how to break the news to him. He already is talking about being a dad and I lack the equipment to be a mom. Maybe I will get my doctor to tell him i'm sterile but we can use a surrogate.
I've lied about every major aspect of my mind and everything about my past they can't find easily to every single person around me besides myself. It gets really easy with practice. I'd make a great actor, if I gave two shits about acting as a profession. I spend all my conversations laughing along, cracking bad puns, and showing off the virtues of 'kindness'. Personally, they're all idiots.
And I couldn't care less about them, friends and family, push and pull them around, and turn everyone else against them when they're not useful anymore. Thanks to this, I'll outlast them, and I'm so much better than them all.
And here I am to boast about it on 4chan. Beacuse I can. Heheh, thank you for listening.
>>697080711
i did the same thing 'on accident'
high school was fun
>>697080808
Kek I spend too much time on here and have seen you in loads of threads before. The black dude who fucks loads of asian hookers and wants to look like Seven, right?
I've done a lot of fucked up things during my time in the military. For example, making a little girl juggle grenades.
>>697080955
I do the same thing and im a tranny, top that mr man. Chick privilege is way more cash then being a yucky guy, I wield this shit to get whatever I want. I got off several speeding tickets just for showing the officer cleavage. Humans are so fucking gullible.
>>697080649
Been there buddy. Stole a few over the years too. Threw them away in a fit of guilt recently though.
>>697060201
i lie to strangers about my life and what i do my carer, home, life, hobbies, ext. whenever i get the chance i like to escape my boring reality even for a few minutes i get to be someone else
>>697068434
at least you recognize it was fucked up. to be fair you weren't the age of accountability. dont let it happen again, anon.
>>697080955
Congrats, you have a mental illness. Probably BPD or maybe even a sociopath.
damn..you really considering going your entire life never telling him? don't u think he'll meet your family and shit one day....
i mean if you can...and he doesn't know....guess it can't hurt him. fuck it right? as a woman here's some advice i don't think you really need to get the doctor to say that...i doubt they even would lmao....but i think a real sterile woman would probably be aware of her situation (say you found out a couple years ago or something) and just have that talk with him about other options. having a doc tell him seems like overkill.
but damn i could see that ruining a relationship if he found out....like easily....what's his views on stuff like that? do you ever ask him random ass questions for fun....if so you should hold up a picture of a pretty m2f and tell him she's trans and be like "would you ever date her, if she was like the perfect personality for you?" and see his reaction.
if you DO tell him....do it before you get married. otherwise he might fuck around and murder you all jokes aside.
>>697081262
y-yeah...
>not so Anonymous after all...
>>697080808
It's true that the uniform grants enviable job security.
However, so does competence and improvement. Make your employers glad they have you and you'll have work.
You might need a coach/mentor/therapist to help guide you. However, with them you just become the best version of yourself, not molded into a cog in the war machine.
“I spent thirty-three years and four months in active military service as a member of this country's most agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General. And during that period, I spent most of my time being a high class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.” -- Gen. Smedley Butler on the wars he fought
>>697080916
oops i forgot to tag you lol
>>697081644
>>697080757
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I meditated to top of my class in the Black Seals of King Solomon, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cults n Goetian Rituals, and I have over 300 confirmed minions. I am trained in psychic warfare and I’m the top summoner in the entire Geotian forces. You are nothing to me but just another soul to consume. I will wipe you the fuck out with voodoo the likes of which has never been seen before on this realm, mark my fucking hexes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral Plane? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret cult of imps across the cosmos and your soul is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the netherstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking meat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven trillion ways, and that’s just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in geotian combat, but I have access to the entire majicks of King Solomon and the Goetia Magi and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this plane of existence, you little peasant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hellfire and brimstone all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697081741
How's the working out coming along? I remember I was trying to get as big as possible and you were going the other way.
>>697081772
Interesting quote....
I get what you're saying though. I bought a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf today so I could make a 'family' out of the villagers and myself.
>>697080916
Are your orgasms different as a chick?
>>697060201
I pick my nose
>>697081516
From a reasonable, but not academic knowledge of psychology. I am a sociopath, and I like to think a high functioning sociopath. Anti Social Personality Disorder, to use the corect term. But hey, haha, more boasting.
This isn't stuff I would normally say, obviously, but I'm gambling about no one giving enough shits to try and figure out who I am. You're welcome.
>>697081644
Well my family disowned me so I don't worry about that part, I guess I could just break it to him im sterile, and I doubt he would hurt me if he found out because he is in serious love with me. Like we are identical in attitude, diet, hobbies, and just love each others company. I don't think something as small as my past would ruin what we have.
>>697081979
I kind of stalled for about a week because I ate a bag of white cheddar popcorn (DON'T do this) and had a Teddy Grahams addiction. Weight shot back up to 169 lbs in a matter of about 3 days, much of which was water-weight. I worked out everyday since last Thursday, and now the weight's back down to 164.5. From here, I'll keep going to 150, but I've found a new treat that could become a dangerous addiction very fast: brownie brittle.
At the very least, I'm certainly getting this body.
>>697081975
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>697060201
Forgive me, but I don't rewind my BluRays from Netflix.
I'm so sorry.
>>697071227
Meh, homeless people have $1500 too.
>>697082074
100%
>>697066350
Sorry, anon.
>>697060201
When I was 19 I had an affair with a 35 year old airline pilot's wife. We never used condoms and we did all kinds of kinky shit. She ended it after my sophomore year of college because she was pregnant and wanted to focus on her new baby. After I graduated from college we stayed in touch over FB. A year ago she let me know that the reason she broke it off was because the kid was mine and she didn't want to fuck up all our lives over it. So I have a cute redheaded daughter. Life is awesome.
>>697082566
Why apologize? I'm the one who messed up....
>>697060201
I'm 18 and a virgin.
I live in belgium
My last girlfriend was when I was 14.
I've never gone further than light kissing.
Next month I'm going to amsterdam and I'm seriously considering just fucking a prostitute.
High school just ended and I have no friends at all.
I literally haven't spoken to anyone irl besides my family in 3 months.
I have no idea what to do with my future at all.
I want to become a doctor but I don't know if I'm smart enough. I want to move to the US but if I do that I can't pursue medicine (too complicated and expensive).
I don't know if I'm willing to give up medicine so I can move to the US.
My life is a fucking shithole with an unclear future and maybe I should fucking leave this planet.
I'm not trying to attention whore, sorry for the shitpost
>>697082186
that may be true but it really depends on the type of man he is.....like, some guys might get over a girls past for example if she was a slut in high school
but being born a male....there are men who wouldn't flinch, but there are way more men who would be enraged that they slept with you and didn't know. it probably comes from insecurities about their sexuality but it's so common
how does he talk about gays and transgender issues? the topic must come up once in a while...?
>>697070737
I'm sorry bro.
I wish you could have a drink on me.
1. I caused my brother to pierce a sharp tool in his head and sent him to the hospital
2. Fap to my hot cousins daily
3. Nearly had sex with my cousin
4. Stole food without being caught
5. I have very little faith in God
6. I'm a fag
>>697082186
if my bf was here I would ask him a hypothetical for you lol. we've been together almost 4 years....I would be like "hey, if i told you i was born a male, what would u do?" lol
tbh I'm trying to guess his answer. but he's always been confused by that stuff and not very open to it like i am. i don't think he would hurt me...he would probably be very confused, kind of ashamed....break up with me and not tell anyone why...but be very sad about it and think about it all the time. that's my guess.
>>697082881
Yeah, that's just being a teenager.
Go become a doctor and fuck everything in sight while studying. Problem solved.
Also, prostitutes are for idiots.
>>697082991
>1. I caused my brother to pierce a sharp tool in his head and sent him to the hospital
Was he being an asshole? If provocation was severe, I can grant absolution.
>2. Fap to my hot cousins daily
Normal.
>3. Nearly had sex with my cousin
Again, normal. A lot of kids explore sex with cousins because it seems like a safer environment.
>4. Stole food without being caught
Patronize the store to make up for it.
>5. I have very little faith in God
A lot of people can't believe.
>6. I'm a fag
Forget what I said about having sex with your cousin being OK you filthy faggot.
Just go to the bathouses and enjoy your AIDS.
>>697082411
ok. they also get it in one hour?
i literally have no other income. his money pays for my rent, my car, my food, my trips....literally everything. and i work an hour a week. he can't get hard anymore (he's almost 80) so he sits there doing cocaine and we talk about all the "fun" sex we used to have.
>>697082411
average weekly is minimum 1300 maximum 2500
>>697073723
You'll be alright.
>>697082974
he thinks trannies are freaks but lucky he is dumb about the whole issue
>>697083251
well shit... don't scare me like that
>>697069701
do they eat lobster shells do? Dumb fucks .
how do they eat crabs? Fucking stupid.
>>697060201
I was molested by my friends grandfather as a child while he was babysitting us. He gave me a big sloppy bj. I had never orgasmed before that, and I was scared as hell. He gave me two dollars and some chocolate after and made me promise not to tell. Im straight and get lots of pussy, but have always wondered if I was a fag for liking it. Everytime someone calls me a faggot on here I nod in partial agreement.
I did the dirty with my married teacher who has two kids
>>697079823
How old are you anon?
I stole a lot of things as a child. I'm a liar, manipulator, just a bad person. I masterbated into my friends family milk when I was 13. The next morning I watched as his mother, 2 brothers, sister and father all had bowls of cereal. I had my friend suck my cock, I didn't tell him when I was going to cum, I blew the biggest load of my life in his throat and he swallowed it all. When I was in middle school, I always got other kids to fight each other just for my amusement. Forgive me Father.
>>697083658
ill explain. when i show up he has 1300 sitting out for me already. he gives me extra bills for random things like...
-doing a line with him
-being naked while we talk
-letting him "spank" me (he's a weirdo)
-telling him sexy stories
once in a blue moon he gives me extra for no real reason, but that's rare. he also buys his coke from me. i literally hate cocaine so I'm not scared of getting addicted. I buy it in bulk and I cut the fuck out of it, profiting about $600 each time he buys it.
>>697083810
>he thinks trannies are freaks but lucky he is dumb about the whole issue
wellll yeah. I wouldn't tell him if you don't wanna lose him. got to be honest though...that's kinda fucked up. but i guess what he don't know can't hurt him. since that before pic is from 2015...you've been together less than a year I'm guessing. are u even sure you want to stay with him forever?
the one thing u should definitely tell him, soon as possible, is that you're sterile.
>>697082991
1. fuck him
2. post pics
3. the only depressing thing about this is the word "nearly"
4. that's a success story
5. you're not alone
6. again, you're not alone
>>697084407
we have been together for 8 months, my transition was fast and I settled in my new life even faster
should I spill the beans now?????
>>697075241
not gypsy anon, but british too, and there aren't really any "hispanics" or "latinos" here, but there are a few Spanish people. Anon could pretend to be Spanish, he'd receive a great deal of pussy.
>>697082582
This is literally my dream fetish.
Fucking a married woman, knocking her up and letting her raise the child with her husband.
>>697075497
Surely you've spoke to her since? Does she seem to care?
>>697081317
Atleast you didnt rape 2 little girls, I've read a lot worse things done by military
>>697080627
Fuck off you white knight faggot
>>697072111
Come to Canada, we welcome all class of foreigners and no one gives a fuck what kind of half-cast you are. (Unless you go to Alberta.)
>>697084580
The most bitter truth is better than the sweetest lie. It might not work out for you but if you're considering marrying/having a child with this man you WILL have to tell him at some point.
>>697084580
spill the beans about being sterile now. i doubt that's a deal breaker if he loves you. plenty of options out there.
as for the m2f thing....either tell him now or keep a lifelong secret. but i really think he might want to break up. i would just put a lot of thought into it.
>>697084849
I've said I've done a lot of fucked up things. I only gave an example of one thing.
>>697085177
I'm the fucking titty from the picture faggot. are you fucking autistic.
>>697085464
spill the beans fag
>>697068434
Does she remember?
>>697085533
Well what do you want to know? Rape, games, what?
>>697084580
also I just realized.....don't u need your birth certificate to get married? my parents were married when i was born and on their birth certificate it had their maiden names (my mom has changed her last name a few times)
also on my birth certificate it has both of their birth names. if you adopt a child or get married.... i wonder if the truth would come out anyway. that would be worse than telling him yourself.
>>697085905
>and on their birth certificate it had their maiden names
I mean on their marriage certificate lol
>>697060830
...well?
>>697085784
rape and unnecessary executions. nigger
>>697060201
I like to look at naked people on the internet
>>697085905
My birth cert was amended to female.
>>697060201
I'm a thief. I'd say the worst thing I've done since starting is to burglarize my old retail job last year. I knew the roof hatch wasn't set to the alarm system so I broke the lock, climbed down, entered the cash office and opened the safe, made out with about 3k USD which wasn't bad for a solo job. Never really did it for the money though, it was more or less for the thrill. The thing is though, it was pretty damn easy. Managers would call associates in to the cash office to help count everything up and I'd watch them open and close the damn safe, they were practically handing that money to me. After I quit, I waited a few weeks to botch the place and I'm now home free. No fingerprints, and the store was located in a plaza where cameras aren't allowed outside making for an easy getaway, it was a pretty easy job I'm not gonna lie.
>>697086422
damn for real? i didn't even know that was possible. wow. well he may literally never find out unless someone tells him.
also congrats on your dubs.
>>697086104
I'm not a fucking nigger, nigger. If you call me nigger one more time then I'm not telling you fucking shit.
>>697086005
Just felt cold, there was zero sensation from their movement which is what I was most curious about. Wouldn't reccommend unless you have one of them giant african ones (pic related)
>>697086536
stealing from your own job isn't exactly top tier thiefing.
do something bigger faggot
>>697086671
lmfao
Outwardly, I keep defending my ex. Internally, I just want to scream at her.
>>697086562
Yeah we're all waiting for u to tell your "real" military stories kid.
Go jerk off nigger
>>697086562
just tell us the fuckin story black dynamite
>>697080344
>Get a girl you like. Fuck her brains out.
This is much harder than it sounds.
>>697086693
Never said it was top-tier. I knew it was easy and that's why I did it.
>>697086558
>i didn't even know that was possible. wow
well they only do it for people who pass as well as I do
>>697086931
It's really not. Go out to festivals, bars, clubs (if you're into that).
Just have a good fucking time and girls will appear on your path
Forgive me Father...
I'm a teacher that's been seeing one of my students all summer. She's 14. We've been banging every other day.
You're the only one that knows, /b/.
>>697087121
damn....is that you? you're extremely attractive honestly
what do you mean they only do it for people who pass? do you have to trick them into changing it? who decides if you can change it or not
>>697087751
>extremely attractive
nigga what
>>697087751
ANON DON'T DO IT
>>697087751
Anon tell that man the truth. I suggest Maury at least ya'll will get a free trip out of it.
>>697086833
Oh fuck you, nigger.
>>697086850
Jævla sotrør.
i threw a recovering drug addicts bible in the garbage, she was a bitch
>>697088012
oh :(
i already know the person I'm talking to is trans.
i am a woman.
we've been talking about this for like a fucking hour.
read before speaking lmao
but thanks for the pic i guess it's not pic related i thought she was showing me what she looks like.
>>697084731
There's more where that came from too. I fucked a LOT of bored older women when I was in college. Only one kid though. Now that I'm older I wouldn't mind fucking younger girls (18-19) to teach them what they taught me.
>>697087751
betafag complimenting 4/10 trannies on the internet
when my sister was 8-9 i got her to suck my dick a few times while i fingered her
>>697088257
betafag can't fucking read. i know it's a trans pic.
>>697088230
>>697088295
How old were you?
>>697088243
Fuck how do you do it?
I'm not bad looking but how do you meet older women
>>697088374
around 17, maybe younger
>>697060201
I once killed 5 people by inviting them to a fake party, in which i systematically trapped each guest.
>>697060201
I'm ghey
Invite friends to summer house each year, I have hidden cam installed in bathroom and over the years I recorded most of my friends wifes/daughters/girlfriends/sisters showering.
>>697088587
tell us more then
>>697088657
upload them
>>697088696
nice try fbi.
>>697088657
yeah im sure buddy
>>697077815
What do you expect? This is 4chan, half the people here would rape the next girl they saw if they could get away with it. Hell, I'd rape you just for being a pussy
Rape is an alpha trait, get over it
>>697088657
yeah give us a mega link nigga
>>697088761
ide rape you for raping others.. then ide rape those you have raped and then rape myself.
>>697088752
its not building space station buddy
>>697088862
im not your buddy, friend.
>>697088587
Sounds awfully like an quest in a certain fantasy rpg.
>>697088858
i'd rape you for your shitty spelling.
I was 12. I was living in a shitty high-rise, because my Dad's side of the family had no money.
Some fucktard thought getting a cat in an apartment building was a great idea. I found her out in the hallway outside the apartments. I picked her up and petted her, I remember very well. My Mum, on the other side of the family, kept a lot of cats, I knew very well.
My Dad was out drunk somewhere, and never kept an eye on me, so I had stolen the spare keys and then let myself back in with her. I never had the means to learn her name.
She compliantly jumped into a large drawer I had under my bed, it was empty. I had planned this for a little while. I shut her in.
I shat into polyester bags and fed them through toilet paper tubes to the drawer, for her food. Soon she became very weak.
I took a kitchen knife, after duct taping her to the bottom of the drawer, back legs first, for protection. I removed fur, and took slices and tore skin, for the sake of curiosity.
I knew she would die soon, whether from trauma, or sickness. I decided on a ceremonial death, after all the playing I done with her. I stole my Dad's lighter, he had a lot of vices, a lot of drugs, he's a little better these days, and I burned her. She blazed slower than I hoped, but it made delivery easier.
It was a breathtaking view from the 8th floor. I can't remember if she enjoyed it too. I released her from my hands, and out onto the air. It was almost magical.
My Dad was asked about her, but no one else in the house. Not my pure little sister, and certainly not a 12 year old boy. I would have relished in telling them if they would give give me trouble.
Sometimes I would want to do it to a human too, but that's very dangerous and difficult. I'm better off continuing befriending lots of cats, I suppose.
>>697088862
yeah but I think we both know you're full of shit.
>>697060201
I watch my litttle pony but hate bronies and /mlp/
>>697088974
how was my spelling bad?
I cut a hole in an orange and microwaved it then I fucked it it only made my dick sticky and my mother walked in
>>697069041
The bible saids not to eat bottom feeders
Dated a girl for 6 months
Dumped her as she was an idiot, never spoke her her again.
Three months later, come home from a night out turn on laptop and realise her Gmail password is still in my password list in chrome. Decide to have a look at her Gmail.
From her emails I found out she was 5 months pregnant with my child, but has no intention of telling me as she doesn't want me to have anything to do with her.
To this day kept it to myself, biggest bullet I ever dodged.
Baby was 1 year old last month.
>>697060201
The 7 deadly sins in the order I commit them:
1. Sloth
2. Lust
3. Gluttony
4. Pride
5. Envy
6. Wrath
7. Greed
>>697088986
couldnt care less what you think, its confession thread not popularity contest
>>697088967
I'm not your friend guy
>>697089149
exactly its a confession thread not "lol i totally recorded all my friends' daughters and wifes"
>>697089074
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>>697089001
1 one from trips
>>697089268
exactly its a confession thread, so gtfo if you have nothing to share since no spine and balls to do anything in life
>>697089395
yeah except I banged all my friends' daughters lol. jokes on you
I saw a video of Jessi Slaughter giving some fat crossdresser a handjob, and I really want to see that video again, even though Jessi is a fat fuck that's not even attractive.
>>697089477
sure you did, buddy
>>697089477
by banged, do you mean molested against their will, or....?
I've fucked a man.
>>697082582
who was the ginger you or her?
>>697089621
no I lured them into my cabin and fucked them one by one lol. also did all their wifes
I believe in Jesus.
I have a friend with benefits who can't orgasm to regular sex. Her husband is a bit of a square. Occasionally she will come over to my house as long as I do not leave large bruises or hit her in the face she is game
This has been going on for years, and I think I get off to it more than she does.
>>697089910
you sick fuck
>>697089802
sure.
>>697088381
Luck and networking. I met my first older woman (42) because she was living with college-age students. We met at a party and three weeks later I was in bed with her. We not only slept together a lot but she also introduced me to some friends closer to her age. Some of them thought I was cute, dressed a little slutty around me, and it wasn't long before I was fucking 3-4 older women a week. It stopped when I finished my masters and moved to another town.
