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Anyone else drinking on his own tonight? I'm single again and I've got a bottle of nice vodka. Don't know why I bought the nice one, like I can tell the difference.
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>>697047277
Damn.. I'd like to grab those positive vibes
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>>697047277
Cheers
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Yeah, OP. Was at a girl's house, just us two and she sacked me off to go out with our friend (a guy) to a party. Cheers!
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>>697047711
cheer bro
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got to work tomorrow
fuck life
cheers
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>>697047893
>Yeah, OP. Was at a girl's house, just us two and she sacked me off to go out with our friend (a guy) to a party. Cheers!
So your friend is going out with her and you're home? What a dick head.
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I'll post sme more tits to get this thread going
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>>697047277
>2016
>drink vodka
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Fiancee is practicing with her band tonight, so I basically have free rein to trash the house and drink all the fucking beer and whiskey I want. Just started with a round of Founders' All Day IPA. Once I get to the point that I can't tell the difference, I'm gonna start chugging cheap fucking whiskey mixed with enough water that I can slam four ounces at a time without blinking. I'm gonna smoke half a pack of cigarettes and be innocently sleeping by the time she gets home. I might break out some paint and make it look like I did some work on our renovation, or I might just play vidya and masturbate all night. I haven't decided.
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>>697048321
wtf is wrong with that? I mixed it with tonic
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>>697047277
Who is she ? Does she have nudes ?
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>>697047277
yo dude, uni fag here. Keep the drinking up 7am at my station
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>>697048148
Was at the girl's house. For some reason she invited the guy over who lives around the corner.I know they've done stuff together in the past. They're now going to the party together, I said I wasn't in the mood. He'll definitely try something with her tonight and I won't be a happy bunny if he does/she agrees to it
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>>697048648
nobody drink this shit. only goners
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>>697047277
Why is she forcing her eyes so wide open she looks like a psycho
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>>697048716
>yo dude, uni fag here. Keep the drinking up 7am at my station
Must be from around Singapore or something?
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>>697048648
>>697048954
Dont worry OP although vodka is pretty bland, aint nothin wrong with it fuck this 54 faggot
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>>697048954
Nothing worse than high and mighty fags who think they are better than you because of what you choose to drink. Drink what you want, if you like it, then fuck what anyone has to say.
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>>697049139
Sydney Australia, worked all day yesterday. In the mood for being a drunk
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>>697049281
>>697049305
thanks bros

i gotta say i like it a lot and it's not like i got anything else in my house at this moment
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>>697049313
Yeah. She was in the car saying how bad she felt and shit. It sucks. I don't think she cares. "We're just friends with benefits so I didn't think you'd mind". Fuck that. She got changed in front of both of us
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>>697048795
Why would you say you're not in the mood?
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>>697047277
Who is girl in pic OP ?
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got some beer and some gin.
just waiting for my dad to go to sleep so i can down that shit, without him giving me shit about drinking.
feeling pretty down tonight
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>>697047277
Where you at bud? I'll drink with you.
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>>697049587
Not in the mood to go to the party
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>>697049577
She's clearly a slut cunt OP. The sooner you leave off with her the better. She'll just keep up this kinda shit. Don't be cucked all your life
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>>697047277
Been single for over a year now myself. Every Friday night i do a pack of popcorn movie and a bottle of something till I blackout then after waking up I crawl back in the middle of the night to my bed. Tonight is Tanqueray and Indian tonic night. Cheers!
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>>697049640
Are you making gin and tonics? I'm making syrup for some absinthe atm
(not op)
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>>697050004
I'm not OP but I guess we both have a girl problem. Shrug, nothing beer can't solve. Thanks for the advice though mate
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i'll get me some beer im drinking with u brother !
i need a cool hobby life is getting bored
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My girl is visiting usa for a month. been with her for so long that i've lost contact with everyone else and now I'm here alone drinking while she's out partying every fucking night.
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No emotions , fuck her then get her to fuck. Onto the next hole to empty your balls.
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>>697049742
Berlin

Thanks, what are you drinkin?
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I drink and play video games by myself all the time. Helps me not rage at faggots. But I never drink and sit and not do anything that's alcoholism
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>>697050562
Out getting Rodgerd senseless
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>>697048217
Sauce?
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>>697050435
It's ok. Seriously get out of there though.
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>>697050490
>I'm not OP but I guess we both have a girl problem. Shrug, nothing beer can't solve.

Travel bro, travel a lot. Give up that shitty job you got and travel
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>>697050689
Thank you, I am not an alcoholic
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>>697047277
Sauce ?
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>>697047277

single here as well

downing some cheap liquor with coke
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>>697049958
Is it that you're afraid she'll go back home with him instead? I could understand that shit. Might be that I have a problem, but I'd never turn down a chance to get shitfaced.
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>>697050691
What I've been thinking every day for the past 3 weeks.
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>>697047277
yeah same here anon, whisky my choice at the moment
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>>697050490
Let's do this
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>>697050352
i'm actually making gin dudl (gin with almdudler; an austrian drink)

if/when i run out of it, i'll continue with gin tonics.
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>>697051399
what's your backlit keyboard anon? wanting to get one at the moment
also....cheers
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>>697050914
well i got vacation now but i just bought an appartment so dont got money to travel atm ;)
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>>697051690
logitech g710+ getting outdated i think dont know for sure but its a very good one ;)
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>>697048448
>me again
On my third beer. Had a shot in between. I installed a doorknob and removed some old shitty light fixtures. I might rip out some old ruined drywall in a bit, but I need to catch up with all my alcoholic brethren first.
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>>697051931
pictures anon ?
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Going on 1 week completely sober, I would love to drink a 6 pack right now though
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>>697051914
thanks, need to get myself one of those or similar :)
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>>697051409
I like it, to be honest. I am pretty dead, fuckin almost 8am. Syrup all good, but only two third bottle absinthe
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>>697050914
More of pictures of the girl?
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>>697052333
never actually tried it, might do it tomorrow.
what do i need?
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anyone else hungry af but is just pouring alcohol in instead?
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>>697052848
nah but as usual the alcohol makes me hungry
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>>697051399
cheers bro
you freom belgium
?
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>>697047277
fuk
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>>697052659
absinthe cocktails? I'm doing a shitty mix of some amount of alcohol, dash of lemon juice. mostly syrup and a slow drip of cold water into the thing. The slow drip of water is the only important part if you want it sorta traditional/niceish
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Here's my advice for the guys here that are with girls thy are out without them. I know you don't want to leave them because it's easier to stay with then for sex and stuff, but things aren't going to change. You've got to leave these party attention whores otherwise you'll keep feeling this way and keep being stuck drinking on your own.

It will be hard for a while after you leave them because you'll be lonely and lack of sex. But in a few months time you'll be over them, won't have to put up with this depressing shit and you'll find new girls to go and fuck.

Stop letting these girls basically cuck you all
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Two of these piss waters in. and too lazy to drive to the liquor store.
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>>697052196
I think that's the vaguest request I've gotten in a while.

Of what? The renovation? The fixtures? The booze? My dick?
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>>697053065
yep
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I drink alone most nights, it's kinda fun tbh
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>>697053194
never tried them famalam
i only drank pure absinthe a few years ago and it fucked me up kek
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>>697047277
beginning alchy reporting in. Have drank everyday for like the past 2 months
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>>697053515
What do you drink ? beer is kinda heavy to get drunk
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>>697053641
Well I don't get drunk, I just like to catch a buzz

I'll usually have 4-6 beers or that many shots of whisky, or a couple glasses of scotch, or any combination of the above
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>>697052848
same here brew, hungry but nothing in my home
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>>697053554
yea fucked me up the other night, went to like no lectures the next day. Fuckin insides turreted and several girls blocked me on tinder, god knows what I did.
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>>697053334
I'm kinda curious about that doorknob as qwell
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>>697053334
I HAVE to see the light fixtures.

>Cheers mates
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>>697053334
renov + fixtures + booz
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What should I drink, guys? Found a bunch of stuff my dad has saved up.
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>>697054635
You ought to bust out that Glenfiddich,. mate. I'm on some malt scotch right now and damn it's good.
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>>697047277
Drinking alone here, it was kinda fun at first, but now it's just a habit
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>>697053943
kek, sounds like my kindof thing
i'm doing that for sure next week.
got myself some peach schnapps that is VERY tempting, but i'm saving it for a festival next week.
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>>697053867
for me it's like, i have food, but i'm just like, meh i'll just drink to feel full

i'm a lazy fuck
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>>697054790
Same, I don't mind it though. Keeps me inside, sometimes doing things I hate doing while sober around the house, and generally I don't spend a bunch of money or go out and blow a bunch of money with mates.
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The turn up train waits for no one. A handle of evan williams because im on that budget plan
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>>697047277
>Anyone else drinking on his own tonight?
I drink on my own every night
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>>697049313
Cut her off before she has the chance to hurt you bro. She'll fuck him out of spite but she was going to fuck him anyways. At least this way she will NOT enjoy it.

You've already lost her. Cut your losses now.
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>>697054635

>aquavit

Sweden confirmed.
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>>697047277
You know it bitch

My girl cheated on me so I've been on a two day bender and keep sending her pictures of all my booze and drugs on snapchat.
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>>697054478
Fair, let me see if I can find my camera.

My phone's gone on a vacation with my sister, accidentally dropped it in her car before she left for another state.

>>697054635
Bartender here.
>>697054743
is correct, put it on ice or a splash of water if you find it hard to drink. Or you could take some of the cheaper scotch, ice it down and add a splash of Campari. Shame you don't have any Vermouth. Experiment with mixing the Aquavit with the Campari and whiskey as well... it'd be a bit like a twist on a Negroni.
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>>697055099
I've had a few (probably overzealous) friends worry that I'm being an alcoholic, or at least becoming one, but I'm not sure I care tbh, I just want to feel a bit better you know?
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>>697054879
noice, drink the schnapps dude. I' m throwingin mine now you've mentioned it, goodbye blue skies and self control, just walk on by.
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Has anyone tried this?

It's like beer, except it tastes nice. I fucking love it.
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>>697054743
Cheers
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>>697055381
I'm correct about the scotch, and yeah a splash of water goes along way... but I'm also the anon who wanted to see the GOD DAMN LIGHT FIXTURES.

>>697055385
Ehh, it depends mate. They're probably not overzealous nessecarily. I have a few people who worry about me and at first their worries were genuine. It started to seep over into my work life and into my career. I had a self-intervention of sorts and now I manage it much better.

Like anything else - it can become dangerous if you let it.
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>>697055714
You've made a fine choice... a mate bought me 'A scotch so old I could fuck it, legally' for my 21st, which was earlier this month. That's a fine scotch you're about to have.
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>>697055736
True I guess, I think it's cause I'm seeing it as a drink at the end of the day, but when it's constant it can get bad
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>>697055309
I'm norwegian
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>>697047277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWEz1mia1I
have fun
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>>697047277
Yeah, just for kicks on a night off work. Me got lady somewhere
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>>697047277
Yea... Drinkin some bourbon and listenin to Johnny Cash. Life is pretty funny now.
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>>697055890
Eh. Like I said I manage it much better than I had in the past.

Like I said in an earlier post: keeps me home, not spending a fuckload of money around town, and sometimes productive around the house.

But I also have a tendancy to hate running errands and stuff so I can be back at a certain time to bust my first drink out.
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sup faggots. How much do you drink daily? I drink 3 liters beer per day
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>>697055844
This is some amazing stuff. Normally I hate the taste, but this hit the spot. Great choice!
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>>697055600
THAT SONG; it's been years since i've heard it.
cheers to you anon

not really relevant, but my beer of choice, cheap and good.
looking if any other anons know it
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>>697056350
Yep, I've still got some left over from my friend buying it for my 21st for me... you're tempting me to ditch this scotch and go for that one.
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>>697056300
even on work days?
nice dubs.
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>>697051399
is dr geen kroeg open ofzo? en waarom luister je niet naar viking metal?
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I never tought that id say this but it's my fiance's bridal shover, and im drinking all by myself atm. Greetingns from Finland every1.
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>>697056300
3℅ thats cute
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come join your lovely /b/ tard friends .....https://synchtu..be/r/Crinj....
cringe videos and chatting cause i know yall are lonely fucks
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>>697048321
#MikesHardLemonadeWontGetMeNakedBoi
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>>697056636
viking metal hebk nie echt Korpiklaani luister ik wel nog
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>>697048795
Because you're an obvious fat neckbeard that she only hangs out with out of pity and you should go kill yourself right now.
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>>697056499
He bought you this for your birthday? Fucking nice. Go for it then!
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drinkin bacardi oakheart cola on my own here
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>>697055736
>>697054073
>>697054478
Alright, just finished searching for my camera. We literally just moved into an unfinished house so ... I didn't find it.

BUT! While searching, I found someone's old Samsung phone, likely my sister's... gonna see if it'll charge.
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>>697050691

lel
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>drinking on your own
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My 21st birthday is in a month so I'll be drinking some homemade Juicy Juice wine tonight
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>>697057350
Yeah, I'm gonna join you in the Glenfiddich
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>>697056717
Kippis! ... or whatever they they say in Finland.
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>>697056952
Hey atleast the man can aford to drink lots of decent beer, even if its a little weak.
I stay with my dirt cheap Oettinger export.
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just a few beers
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Sometimes I think making a Curse Voice or mumble channel for anons drinking would be a cool idea to kind of hang out.

Then I remember how autistic everyone is and think ehh, maybe not.
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>>697057839
kek how come u cant afford more?
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>>697057839
Oettinger ist doch das letzte
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>>697049313
You're a fucking loser...my god...she deserves to get fucked good...that's why she called guy number 2 over...stop being a fucking cuck and go out with her..you lonely piece of shit
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>>697057770
Paska !
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>>697057248

Goed genoeg! Proost broeder!
Hier heb je een lekker wijf.
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Exactly ! Kippis !
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>>697056636
Marc?
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>>697058302
merci !
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>>697058054
I'm greedy as fuck, still got 17k in the bank and duno what to buy.
>>697058116
Export is halbwegs ok finde ich, hab ein niedriges Standard.
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>>697057708
Cheers mate!
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>>697058500
age?
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>>697058545
Cheers.
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These fucking Captcha games are getting hard the more I drink.
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>>697058954
Switch to the classic style captcha its just a few digits.
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>>697049577
If she's fooled around with both of you before and made a point of trying to go out with both of you at the same time she probably wanted the two of you to spit roast her.
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>>697058658
Almost 23, got a decent job since spring 2015.
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>>697058954
>Follow up post

"Which of the images has a salad?"
They're all fucking 240p pictures of a plate of damn food from a 3ft distance.
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>>697059218
>Almost 23
so 22 then
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>>697053278
>PBR
>too lazy
No way!
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Almost drinking by myself. My 8 month old son is here.
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>>697059218
keep the money to buy a house?
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>>697059146
Unless you're *not* talking about the audio based one I don't want to use that cause it'll interrupt my music :/. Complete first world problems there.
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>>697059432
No
Not sure if u need 4chanx extension for it but theres a settings thing in the top right corner, it should be tehre
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>>697047277
trying out this new gin because the liquor store didn't have Boodles.

Listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agl1TgVfls0

Gonna play some MTG, then go out later when I'm more buzzed and catch pokemon before girlfriend gets home from work.
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>>697059681
thats even worse than the games!! i read IOI
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>>697059681
Fucking hell I'm dumb. Thanks anon.
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>>697059793
I got fed up with the picture squaares real fucking quick I can tell u that
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>>697059265
If you came to this conclusion all by yourself you need to drink more.
>>697059425
Who knows, maybe some decent apartment.
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>>697049452
sauce
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>>697059843
>>697059906
>>697059681
Anon who started the convo here, and all relevant ones linked. Much appreciated mate - other guy seems to be a dumbass who can't read numbers 101.
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>>697060059
kek youre welcome anon
after I finish this good bear ima have me a guinness and idk after that
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Cheers mates! Welcome to the single losers club lol
Used to do this exact same thing for like a year... Now I go out every night to try to meet people. Meh kids got or miss
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>>697060216
Man I can't do beer. Has to be hard liquor. Just can't stand drinking 4 or five beers for a light feeling
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>>697060368
Kinda hit or miss
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Fuck yes, I love a good drinking thread.

Alcohol is the only thing that instantly halts my debilitating anxiety. I've been drinking so much lately to deal with my mental problems, and I'm sure I'm on a road to alcoholism as I use it as a crutch. Any other drinkers like this? Just got home from work, about to drink some vodka and la croix.
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>>697060383
well im pretty buzzed after just 3 but i dont drink daily or anything
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>>697055736
>>697054073
>>697054478

It's charged and started up. It's also locked, and I don't know her pin code. I tried her date of birth, spelling out her name, 1234, 4321... all the obvious ones.

Sorry to disappoint but it's looking like you're not getting your pics.
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>>697060368
>Cheers mates! Welcome to the single losers club lol
this is 4chan yo
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>>697060490
Ah.. I guess there's the difference. I wouldn't describe myself as an alcoholic because I keep it 'under control', but I'm sure others would :/
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>>697060548
I honestly expected you to drop the idea after you couldn't find a camera.. you just wasted like 30 minutes of your drinking time - you need to catch up.
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>>697059991
thats what i just did , bought a 300k appartment with my gf they are still building it tho , cant wait to build my mancave there
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>>697060568
We're a special kind
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>>697056602
yeah, I'm co-founding a hedge fund and my partner doesn't really give a shit.
I get up at 11 and start drinking at 4
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>>697060596
most of my aunts are sad alcoholics so I kinda take care not to go there too far
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>>697060896
Eh, so were many members of my family - the way I see it if it doesn't impact my personal or work life and only my "staying in tonight, goodbye world" nights I'm okay with getting as drunk as I like
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>>697060722
Sounds good, cheers mate.
>>697060872
What a life man
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>>697060693
Don't worry. I'm a skilled multi-tasker. Especially when one of those tasks is drinking.
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>>697061315
Hahha! Cheers mate. Good on ya for the effort.
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>>697060444
Shiiiit got the same stuff going on myself. Alcohol is a fucking dream. This summer has been the fucking worst as I've realized that I don't really have anybody left after moving away and coming back for summer vacation. Never have I ever drank this much before
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Came for a good porn thread, stayed for the drinking thread.

Gf is away for the weekend, so I'm spending tonight with a bottle of vodka and some online poker. Honestly pretty fucking content right now.
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>>697062009
>Came for a good porn thread, stayed for the drinking thread.

Same here anon - Welcome, cheers.
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>>697048795
>a happy bunny
Has to be bait.
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I didn't ever realized how much of us drink alone.
>cheers, anons
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>>697062566
>implying drinking alone is a sad thing
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>>697061392
CICADA U NEGROS
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>>697062566
>>697062756
It's not mates. It's just a thing we all do when we're hanging around for a night... or a few - and have nothing else to do and want to boost our enjoyment of solemn nights.
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>>697062756
>>697062566
"The worst thing in life is not to drink alone, but to drink with people who make you feel all alone."

--Robert Wiliams
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Wife n kids are across the country for a couple weeks. Family wedding, I couldn't afford to go, no biggie. Was looking forward to the vacation away from them, and the first couple of nights was cool. Now it sucks ass. Miss the wife like a faggot. Def drinking alone tonight. Here's to you fags
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Will someone consider creating a follow-up thread? I would but I never understood the whole thread-linking business.
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>>697047277
Cheers ! Good drinking night !
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>>697063252
I think missing the wife is a plus, no need to downtrod yourself about it. Alot of married folk wouldn't miss the wife, and that's a bad thing.

Welcome, and cheers.
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>>697062566
Me too. I normally have a couple beers or some whiskey after work. Thought it was a somewhat rare thing. Meh
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>>697060568
lol I meant single loser alcoholics...
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>>697061523
I'm also not the kind of guy that backs down from a challenge easily. It occurred to me that I may be able to factory reset the phone.

I did. Which of the three fags asking for pics were you, so I can prioritize those pictures?
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>>697064254
Aaaaand by alcoholics you mean folks that have a drinking habit, right?
Cause real alcoholics are thiso that feel always shit when sober.
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>>697059408
hopefully having a kid in january myself. cheers m8
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>>697064909
You'd think that but according to AA folks who have
>Drank alone
>Gotten black out drunk
>Drink when you are sad
Are technically alcoholics.
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>>697065237
Cheers!
Also- get fucking ready.
Kids change your life man. I can drink around him now but once he's cognitive I can't anymore.
Even now I can't get as fucked up as I want too.
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>>697065344
Actually, alcoholism is defined by consequences. Those are potential red flags
btw - AA is pseudoscience.
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>>697064646
The light fixtures. it was a joke..

but also lol you went through all the effort so get on it
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>>697065344
Drinkin alone while shitpostin or vidia is fun, so thats not a big deal.
Drinking while sad does sound bad tho.
But AA is still bullshit.
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>>697065615
Is it even pseudoscience?
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>>697055600
One of my favorite Floyd songs there, listen to it often when I get a bit drunksicle
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>>697065647
You have sorely underestimated me. I went through the effort knowing full well none of you really cared and/or were joking. What the hell else am I gonna do tonight but play some vidya and masturbate?

Update in a few minutes.
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>>697065610
Yea I got a new job that does random drug tests so that'll help me stay on track. I also cheated on the mother (my girlfriend) after a year together when her coworker unexpededly came onto me, biggest mistake of my life. Miraculously didn't get chlamydia. Got her pregnant, she left when she found out I cheated, and then wrote me a letter wanting me back 2 months later on my birthday. So now we're back together and its been a wild ride. I think I'm on the right track.
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>>697050562
Don't worry, we're taking really good care of her.
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>>697056636
Like Emperor?
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>>697066830
Wow you have fucked up more than I have.
But we are the folks best equipped to raise a child
We know the hypocrisy of parenthood and know what mistakes our kids can make.
Are you having a boy or girl?
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>>697066689
GOOD THEN I FUCKING WANNA SEE THOSE LIGHT FIXTURES DAMNIT. I've stuck with this thread the whole way I'll be FUCKED if I don't get my reward.
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>>697066452
You're right, I agree with ^ it's just bullshit. Pseudoscience was a polite euphemism
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>>697056112
Your bourbon laces a lot like iced tea, kiddo.
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This thread is on it's way out, someone please create another
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>>697067162
Shes a solid 7.5/10 too who cooks really well. She moved an hour away from home to live with me. Shes calls me daddy in bed sometimes. Like I said biggest mistake of my life and she knows that. I learn the gender in 10 days actually
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>>697068313
What are you hoping for? Not the anon you're talking to, just curious. Cheers
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>>697066179
AA is a cult IMHO
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>>697068313
Yeah dude you fucked up.
Any woman willing to tolerate your mistakes is a fucking angel and you should hold onto her as long as you can.
And be a good dad. Be a great dad. My wife only deals with me as I am because I am a great dad. So you have that.
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>>697067313
What would you do to this hole bby
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>>697068636
IDK. Having a girl would require more patience in regards to disciplining, but I feel like it would be more precious in the long run.
Having a guy would be more fun I think, could have him relate to me and tell him all the crazy stories when he's mature. I really don't know what I prefer yet. I do know I'm not going to have just one, I don't want him/her to be an only child. Having been through all that me and my girlfriend have been through in this short time makes me realize how I truly do want to start a family with her and how much I do love her regardless of how bad I fucked up
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>>697067313
Here's your reward! The old guy and the young virgin...
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>>697069657
Oh fucking hell dude..... I'd caress it, take care of it, encourage it for what it was and will become. I'd return with images of what it could be.

and some day

I'd slap a fucking BEAUTIFUL LIGHT FIXTURE IN ITS PLACE AND REPLACE THE UGLY SLUT AFTER CHOPPING UP ITS WIRES AND CONNECTING THEM TO THE PROPER TERMINALS.

Sorry... I got a bit too honest.
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>>697069951
Oh shit.. that's exatly what I'd replace the old slut with. A fine old 'Patriot' of a light fixture to represent what we're all about.
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>>697069963
That's not the only hole I've made tonight.
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>>697068769
duly noted
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>>697070167
That picture is blurrier than a late night film with my favorite slut.. but I get the idea. I'd love to knock the lights out of those holes (LOL)....


and replace them with some patriotism
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>>697070109
No idea what I'm gonna do about these bitches but they gotta go
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>>697070502
Put some high-rising LED fixtures in there... even if you have to cut some roof or something, it's gonna be good and nice and bright if you do
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>>697070713
That's basically what we're doing with the whole house. Especially this room.

It was built in 1969 and hasn't been worked on much since. We got a helluva deal on it and we're throwing our equity from the last house into renovating, with intention to flip it.
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>>697054073
Delivered, barely over two hours later. The only doorknob in the house younger than I am.
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>>697071197

The walling looks dated but clean (blurry) and could be attractive to someone looking for an old-world feel. Try to scope out the market first if you're really tearing everything up. Might take longer to sell in that case but people will pay for that type of stuff.

Considering it's all going to be DIY and the (underground) pipes aren't too bad you're going to really boost your equity while making a decent profit mate. Best of luck on the renovation.
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>>697055198
This
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>>697071531
It needs a load of work, and we've already had the pipes repaired. My uncle runs a plumbing business so that was pretty easy to sort. It's very dated. It's only clean because we've already put in work there.

>>697054478
>renov +....
finished up a couple new walls today. Gonna be a fuckin sickass new office.
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>>697054478
>....+ booz
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I HATE LIFE AND LIVING

BUT I DONT WANT TO KILL MYSELF

SOMEONE SAVE ME


PLS
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>>697072315
You're in the right thread bro...
Alcohol is your friend.
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>>697072315
Sound pretty normal to me bro <3
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drinking budlight and scrolling b / watching tv
internet keeps popping off due to weather
eh, at least I get drunk off of 4 beers due to med right?
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>>697072701
What meds?
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>>697072613
Blow to many loads in to a lucy bear back
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>>697072602
>>697072613
I WANT TO GO BACK TO 4 YEARS AGO

I WILL CHANGE MY LIFE I SWEAR

PLS HELP ME
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>>697072816
beer bk*
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>>697072903
The fuck happened four years ago?
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I am, OH WHAT a day to come back. After 1 year of leaving this place I come back tonight because i'm alone tonight.

Story I fucked up and said something wrong to the girl I've been seeing. She has been acting different since. Talking less and well I fucked up pretty bad hahaha. I am laughing because it the only thing i can do right now.
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>>697072903
So does everyone stop thinking about it self improvement is fap fapp
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>>697073023
That's not a story, that's an excuse.

Tell the story if you're gonna tell us a story.
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>>697072964
I WENT TO UNIVERSITY

I WILL STUDY THIS TIME


I WON'T SPEND MOST OF DAYS CRYING BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE FRIENDS

I WON'T FEEL BAD FOR SITTING A CORNER OF THE LECTURE ROOM

I WON'T EAT LUNCH IN WASHROOM

I SWEAR I WILL CHANGE

PLS HELP ME

I WANT TO GO BACK AND HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT LIFE

I WILL STUDY AND NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
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>>697047277
Yeeeeee. Just got done watching the new Berserk episode, and mulling over my friend's recent suicide. Don't know what to make of life right now. Either I'm numb and it's yet to hit me, or I lack empathy.
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>>697072810
trazadone/seroquel at night
some kind of aderral* (dextroamphetimine) cymbalta and L-metholfolate morning
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>>697073337
>if you're gonna tell us a story.
Ok

>leave b about 2 year ago
>lift lift lift lift and become skinny
>FUCK! Yeah this is awesome!
>meet this girl
>Boom whole life is turned around
>never meet anyone as interesting as her
>ask for her number
>feelsgoodman.jep
>get it OMG is this real life?

I have to go to the store to get more beer guys maybe like 30 minutes?
I swear I will be back.
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>>697073345
hey buddy please stop with the caps
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>>697073345
Sounds like you're already drunk. But I'm gonna try to get through to you anyway.

I dropped out of uni ten years ago. I ran off and joined the Army.

That was terrible. I'm not a soldier.

I'm an artist. I'm a businessman.

And I didn't become those things by going back to uni and studying.

I did it by just doing it. I'm 32, and it took until I was 30 to finally figure out what the shit I wanted to do.

You don't need another chance. You need a few more chances. And you have them. Just don't get stuck thinking that one failure defines who you are. I did. It took me years to recover.

When I did, though? I came roaring back and made something of myself finally.
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>>697074468
Did you make sobby and, "Here's my dinner for tonight :D" posts on Facebook the entire time?
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>>697074169
Right, but that's the story of how you met, not the story of how you fucked up and wound up spending tonight with a bunch of drunks on 4chan
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>>697074678

Yes, what of it?
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>>697074801
>7
You're a cunt.
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>>697074678
Nah, I left facebook for a few years.
>>697074801
lol you're pretty funny wanna trade dick pics and fellate ourselves
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>>697074999

Noice
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>>697074999
Oh didn't realize it was fucking drunkards post. You're good mate. As long as you didn't contribute to the degradation of the world you're good in my book.

Congratz on finding out what you really wanted to do.
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>>697075142
Thanks, gl2u2 m80 pot80
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>invited to swimsuit party
>Work preventing me from going
>Want to see hot women in tiny swimsuits. All women going are hot as balls.

FuuuuuUuuck my ass.
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>>697050004
God you are a fucking neckbeard or 15.

Shes just a lay, she doesnt want a relationship.. just fuck her and go with it.
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Just recently single too and setting and exchanging pics with a crush from three years go. God it's justice and righteous how it's all happening tonight FUCK RELATIONSHIPS
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>>697074169
im waiting
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>>697078241
Nah, you'll eventually find one that works. Honestly, I found mine within four months of making myself into someone I'd want to date.

Don't worry about your physical looks too much. Try to improve, but don't obsess. Focus on who you are as a person. Throw out your religion and spend a couple months trying to work out what you believe based on what makes sense to you.

Work on hygiene/grooming and dress well. There are countless guides online for both of those.

Think about these things, and quit talking too much. You'll be surprised at how quickly improving yourself improves your chances.
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>>697074169
Im back

>>697074696
>>697078626

Just got back

>ok so we are chilling about end of the night comes.
>I tell her I like her
>she tell me what I like about her
>say a few thing
>then say I love you
>OMG what just happen?? I think in my head
>Did I say that?
>silence
>She hugs me
>nothing is said
>awkwardness because I know she is freaking the fuck out as much as I am right now
>I have a tear in my eye.....
>FUCK NOT NOW!!!
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>>697079888
Oh wow FUCKING trips What a night to come back to my old /b/ros

>so next it gets really awkward....
>as I leave I say it again.
>day after few text...
>day 2 no text...
>day 3 1 text..
>day 4 no text.....
>day 5 she tells me she is freaking out but doesnt want to talk about it..
>I tell her i'm here if she wants to
>go about like nothing happened.
>I tell her i'm freaking the FUCK OUT about life
>Next day ding light turns on in my head
>now few text here and there
>I feel her trying to distance herself.
>today i saw her and it was probably the last time i'm gonna see her one last kiss and it was a small peck...

This is real life man and I fucked up because I left /b/ If I would just stayed here I would have been fine with no emotions, I miss my old self.
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If anyone's into power hours I made one. You take a shot (of beer or malt beveråge) one a minute, every time you hear the chick sing.

https://clyp.it/xb1eyx24
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>>697081067
time heals everything
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>>697047277
I join you but drinkin' some tequila i bought in baja like 10 years ago
cheers
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>>697081607
>Time
>The poem I wrote to her about time.....
>Fucked first time while listening to Pink Floyd - Time

Right in my heart
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Bru i know that feel, been fucking around my whole life and the love of former left me like 2 weeks ago, drunk about a bottle of wine each night since, feels kinda good tbh
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