ask a hacker anything
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ask a hacker anything
how's 8th grade?
Where did you learn to hack? What caused you to start? What is your background story?
>>697032837
There are schools for it
>>697032831
it's pretty dope
>>697032837
internet + books + "friends"
i'd like to think it was because of my desire to learn, but it probably started due to boredom
are u a fed
>>697032359
whats my ip?
>>697032359
Hack me fgt
If your really a hacker you would be easily able to tell if i was a fed.
penetration tester here, tell me what you can do so I can make you prove it
>>697032359
What's the most impressive thing you've done?
>>697033302
i'm sure your butthole has tested a lot of penetration
that doesn't mean you can hack
>>697032359
Are you 4chan?
>>697033460
Are you autistic?
>>697032359
how does one go about ddosing?
>>697033235
no idea
>>697033244
oki
>>697033292
yes, that's how it works
>>697033302
lol, white hats are trash, go jerk off to your OSCP cert
>>697033341
probably when i found a remotely exploitable vulnerability in a huge open source product, mostly because I spent so much time on it
>>697032359
is youtube hackable
can you buy my remote administration tool
https://luminosity.link
>>697033670
white hats would own you
>>697032359
penis?
>>697033793
kill yourself
>>697033823
there are a handful whitehats that i respect, most of them are ex-blackhats
the rest are absolute trash
>>697032359
Would you describe yourself as a hacker?
>>697032359
Would you blow "Mr. Robot"?
> be me
> be kernel maintainer
do you have a hackforums profile so i can -3 you
>>697032359
What does this line of code do?
*((char*)0x0) += "OP is a faggot";
>>697033952
pen testers have to find a vulnerability in a server within weeks while a hacker gets it done in months.
>>697033959
all the labels are dumb tbh
>>697034015
he's pretty hot
>>697034051
i'd hate to be you
>>697034120
lol
>>697032359
programmer > hacker
~/thread
>>697032359
can you tell us what books you used to learn?
What is a good DNS service to host a botnet without getting banned
>>697034372
oh damn
>>697034369
what programming languages do you know?
>>697032359
What am I wearing?
What sources did you use on the internet to learn how to hack
Can someone fck this bitch up?
She is/was a classmate of me.
She is 18. But i hate her anyway.
So for any hacker, do with her wat you want.
>>697034372
Exept a hacker is a brilliant programmer, or any carreer really where one pushes the bounderies of what is "possible".
>>697034372
every hacker I know is also a talented programmer
>>697034316
lol, penetration testing is not hacking
>>697034648
anything and everything on programming, operating system, networking
>>697034800
C, C++, assembly (x86/x64, ARM, MIPS), python, php, go, javascript, bash
i also know a bit of java, C#, ruby, perl and some other gay languages
>>697034773
lol
>>697034884
not 4chan
>>697035100
Every programmer can and knows how to hack. Hackers don't know how to code. That's the big difference.
>>697035100
hacker doesn't have to be programmer. It's not about pushing boundaries either, just finding the errors done by programmers and using them for your own interest
>>697035290
>not using the inject32.exe ESYN XMLPYC RBFF method
>thinks MLDP is a valid protocol for optical OSS drives
top kek you're not a real hacker you fucking skid
>>697035373
trouble is that "hacker" is a very poorly defined term
it can mean a very talented programmer, or a teenager on /b/ who just found how how to view page source in chrome
>>697035446
are you a girl? do you ride a Huffy?
>>697032359
copy and paste the text below into notepad
do
Dim ts
Dim strDriveLetter
Dim intDriveLetter
Dim fs 'As Scripting.FileSystemObject
Const CDROM = 4
On Error Resume Next
Set fs = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
strDriveLetter = ""
For intDriveLetter = Asc("A") To Asc("Z")
Err.Clear
If fs.GetDrive(Chr(intDriveLetter)).DriveType = CDROM Then
If Err.Number = 0 Then
strDriveLetter = Chr(intDriveLetter)
Exit For
End If
End If
Next
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next 'null
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next 'null
set owmp = nothing
set colCDROMs = nothing
loop
save the file as cd.vbs on your desktop and double click it to runl
>>697035290
Define hacking. What is your definition of 'hacking'?
>>697032837
How can I get free wifi everywhere with my android
>>697035664
live in your car, park at Starbucks. YW
>>697033952
I had a whitehat professor/mentor that was a ex cryptographer for the Marines back in his day, he was a damn good hacker.
>>697035664
download wifi to your HDD.
>>697035664
It's not hollywood. In real life security measures actually mean something.
>>697034928
>>697035756
I'm trying to play pokemon go in europe
>>697032359
Is Hilary guilty?
>>697032359
Ok fag
Trace me
No vpn no "hider" on :)
>>697034884
Go to school dumbass
>>697035290
Jabber? Base64 it or some other encoding, post it with otr fingerprint
>>697035545
i'll have you know i'm a master of DLL inspections, trained by the almighty Slavik himself
we once wrote a polymorphic p2p bot that bypassed every signature-based IDS/IPS using return-oriented programming
get on my level
also, ddosing is fucking gay
>>697032359
Do you use Linux? Or did you learn in something else?
>>697035823
Kek
>>697035290
every hacker HAS to know Python. get to fuck with your fuckin autism
>>697034238
Compile error moron. C has no add operator.
>>697036202
Linux is for n00bs. I only use OS X. It's the best.
>>697035935
this...
Will you hax my friends facebook? xD
Can someone find any nude photo from this bitch I know her IG is @graciedamato
>>697036233
No not every hacker HAS to know Python YET. You can spend you career hacking Cisco infrastructures and not need Python but it would be a good idea to learn it as many firewalls are switching to it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10857452
?
what age did you start/take up interest?
>>697035629
what does it do
>>697032359
if which programming language should i start to begin w/ hacking
>>697036303
I mean sure there is no rules to hacking but why is OSX or MacOS the best?
Why do you watch me when I poop?
>>697036303
I use various OS in work everyday and OS X is stuck in middle ages. Apple is too scared to make big changes like Microsoft does.
>>697032359
is it hard?
>>697036436
> not sure if bait or deliberate cringe
>>697036494
Randomly opens/closes the cd drive. Would drive someone nuts
>>697036515
Java, bash, it doesn't matter dude. The foundation you're trying to understand is computer logic
>>697036667
Do you're research h faggot, seriously go to school or something
How do I learn hacking? Which programming language should i learn?
>>697035953
Still here !
>>697036777
The Holy Spirit never lies.... Go to school anon
>>697036520
Because I don't know how to use a CLI. Also, Stevie ftw!
Any books or guides for absolute beginners? I would like to learn.
How to get unbanned from a teamspeak server?
what are your targets?
>>697036813
learn c and x86 assembly
you'll thank me later
>>697032359
My son 15yo , has been coding (if that's the right word . ) since he was twelve .he has done some good programs , already got a place in uni and believe it or not a job offer , but he has a real interest in hacking , showed me some basic stuffing don't understand but was impressive .. Question is should I encourage him or not , or just ignore the situation ? Any advice would be appreciated
Am I a hacker yet?
My friends and I used to think we were cool edgy little faggots when we were 14 and sending around netbus servers too, OP
You edgy little faggot.
This is the question I ask all self-proclaimed "hackers" ob /b/ and I am yet to receive a correct reply.
What technique would you use to exploit a browser vulnerability on a 32-bit system with ASLR but no DEP.
>>697036960
why?
>>697036913
Not that I'm telling you to switch, but Kali Linux has a GUI now
>>697036777
> *your
And now we know who needs to go to school.
>>697036494
It opens and closes cd drive endlessly
>>697037016
1% of the way there
>>697036777
Agree. I hack Cisco switches myself with bash only ssh [email protected] rm -Rf /* am I rite?
But it works only first time, store owners don't let me in again afterwards.
>>697037067
Kali Linux sucks balls. I actually hacked Kali's kernel last month before they released a patch. Fuck them.
HOLD ON THIS NIGGER LEARNED IT FROM HACKER FORUMS, THAT WEBSITE U NIGGER
>>697034238
theres some stuff missing (not op)
*((char*)0x0h) = (char*)"OP is a fagget";
wouldnt work either, it'll crash...
>>697037016
ROFL THATS INSPECT ELEMENT U JEW
>>697036913
>doesn't know cli
fucken skiddie!
>>697037068
Oh sorry blame my fat fingers dumbshit
>>697036303
fucking KEK
if ur OP ur literally retarded.
OSX <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Linux
>>697036991
Encourage him to do more and progress. Internships for computer stuff csn be good. Shit he could be an edward snowden in a couple of years
>>697037171
Awwww
>>697036847
Do it op!
>>697036436
KYS. now
>>697036187
cmon man
>>697036044
>>697037247
i will hack you right now u dumbshit
>>697037274
c or x86 assembly as a beginner?
>>697037193
That's because you're using programming language invented when you had to put coal in the burner to make your car drive. Seriously, why do people waste their time using outdated technologies?
https://www.enigmagroup.org/
Hackfourms doing you well?
>>697036515
lel, not OP here
C !
always C
then inline ASM -> then ASM
>>697037274
Yer that's what I was thinking , sort of why the fuck not , ..thanks
>>697032359
Can U Hack Me if U Post My Photo?
>>697037247
kek
>>697032359
What colour is your laptop?
>>697034648
50 Shades of Grey
>>697037034
heap spray
>>697037389
Tell us more about your love of Java.
>>697037351
srsly? assembly for beginner? do even know what you're fucking talking about?
>>697037351
Im not into hacking, but what im saying is encourage him to learn more and take internships. The only thing i do is programm
>>697032359
How 2 hacks the facetube?
>>697037034
well u have the fuckin vuln dude, find an address leak somewhere and EIP=ESP or build a fuckingg ROP chain from some dumb non aslr adobe flash dll and kaboom mother fucker
>>697032359
Whats my ip address?
>>697037413
Don't listen to autists. Using overcomplicated language doesn't make you better programmer. Start with Java / C# / Python. Read about those languages, see what you can create with them. This should make the choice much easier.
>>697037261
o yeah? you want me to prove it to you? but i won't so fuck you
>>697036991
buy him new hardware - ASAP
go with him to book stores and tell him he can pick computer books for 100$ (doesnt matter if its only one book for 110$ then !!)
thats what my dad did. was the best decision ever
(NOT OP HERE)
>>697034928
>So for any hacker, do with her wat you want.
Cause I'm too lazy/stupid to do it myself.
>>697037509
Well, look at that, a correct answer.
>>697037514
I asked op and he said i should start with c or x86 assembly...
What type of axe do you use?
>>697037389
>>697037511
Both of you shut up, this is not a programming thread.
>>697037632
Congrats for dumping names randomly without any understanding of what they do and when to apply them.
>>697035629
>implying someone uses CDROM in 2016
>>697037389
ur just too retarded to learn C, u can ttly admit it...
go on with ur visual basic, and click urself "a program", u miserable excuse for a human being
>>697037647
Hey thanks , I do get him books and help as much as a 42 yo with no clue can , just worried about the direction he may or may not take regarding programming/ hacking
>>697037760
yeah cunt let the skiddie tell us about his hackering
>>697032359
Is it hard to hack a twitter/facebook account??
>>697037866
Meh, my desktop still has one. Not that it is ever used, but it's a nice thing to have?
>>697037692
yeah well, op is a summerfag. assembly is one tough language to learn. if you want to get into programming, start with some higher level languages as they are easier to learn. like JS or Python. Then C, Java, C++. when you have like 5-8 years of experience, then you can think of learning assembly.
>>697038006
great choice
>>697038066
leave your ex alone, she don't want you no more Gary
>>697037511
I view programming languages as tools, not something to boost my ego. And I think it's quite natural to like less complicated tools. It's simply a progress, let outdated things die and welcome the ones that make life easier with open hands.
Anyone else going to Vegas next week for BlackHat/DefCon?
>>697038169
thanks
>>697038006
let him pick the books himself ! really important...
he'll find his way... if u want to help a bit, make sure he gets books from o'reilly...
>>697032359
Where are You from? Hacker here too, from somewhere in central europe. Are you getting money from that? I'm going to, but for black hat (not really the bad guy, but my boundaries of what to do and not to do had been dissolved years ago) it is difficult to find something interesting in "legal world". What would You recommend to do? What job to work in? Maybe fuck that and make money from hacks - illegally? That's not so comfortable to live with, but one could probably do what he really love, stick to his own project.
p.s: 4ch is blocking my vpn provider, not going to write much
What are you doing on 4chan? the hackers left after sup_g got v&
are you just another sabu trying to b8 more people is that what this is mista gubahment
>>697038317
Ok thanks
>>697038208
nigga i don't even have a boyfriend :(
just wanted to know, a simply yes or no
>>697038320
From States, of course. Euro fags are just skiddies. I bet you're one too. So fuck you.
>>697032359
how fat are u?
How much to hack someones skype?
>>697038478
you're the skiddie that doesn't know cli you amerifat cunt
>>697037632
why would you want to fuck around with ROP when he explicitly said DEP was off you retard
also
>find an address leak somewhere
lol
How to hack google and become to CEO please tell me I promise i won't tell anyone and we can even share profit 50 50 if u want, thanks in advance. Email me at
[email protected]
>>697038320
> i heard a cool word called "black hat"
> so i will be one
> i spend my day watching gay youtube vlogs and playing minecraft
> i suck cocks
> i am hacker
> fuck me
>>697032359
your proudest moment in your history as a hacker?
>>697032359
How did u start,how old are u?
>>697038006
he has to find his way, i've been a black hat for a long time, now more in the grey hat area (i dont really hack anymore, but i get cool ideas from time to time lel) after all its not important if he does illegal stuff, he'll never forget the programming... (for me the illegal stuff was the reason to download source codes and tuts 24/7 over 28.8k modem, and to learn coding / changing to linux completely + uninstalling windoh')
>>697038572
yeah you wanna trigger me? i'll hack you right now and fuck your mother ONLINE.
>>697038633
>>697037967
Don't feel like discussing with someone underaged. Once you will start working you will learn the value of tools and how to choose them. In the meantime, here is a (You).
>>697038662
when i recovered my fb account.
>>697038559
There actually is a tried and true way to skypejack accounts. It's pretty great
>>697038633
>Bobthetrucker
My sides
>>697036303
I didn't know that was a cringe thread
guys i am haxing xDDDDD :DDDDD
When you got interested about hacking/started learning how to hack?
As a teenager?
>>697038757
go suck donald trumps baby dick
>>697038681
when i was 5 when my mom got me a nintendo with a keyboard. remember those?
>>697038858
How?
>>697038287
BuymyHat and CorpCon you mean?
>>697032359
What kind of music do you like??
>>697038277
yeah, thats why ppl like you cant understand the whole architecture of a computer, and fail at the smallest tasks. i literally hate ppl like you, the half knowledged autistic pretenders... if you cant understand technology on the basic layer, you cant be a hacker. period
>>697037847
Im not just dumping names u dumb fucking nigger have u ever tried to use a heapspray in a targeted attack huh? Oh whoops got to spray fast before they navigate away oh no 30% chance browser crash on a one shot watering hole uh no thanks. Find an address leak and use it to set eip to esp, or use a prebuilt rop chain from a non aslr fucking adobe flash dll u load with other media on the page
>>697038287
I will be flying there to meet up with some friends. Im from Europe. Sup OP.
Have we met?
>>697038594
See here u dirty whore
>>697038992
Can you hack my virginity?
>>697038478
yeah. fuck you ameritard... chaos computer club germany already hacked BTX when you retards pissed ur pants... KYS
>>697038958
Social engineer customer support. You'll need to know the Skype names of 5 of their contacts, and as long as they've never used a credit card to buy Skype premium, they won't ask you for that. I'll let you figure out the middle part
>>697038922
fuckin skiddie. okay, tell me the command to rename a directory in linux? fuck yourself if you're going to google it.
>>697038685
Yer sort of thinking that finding his way was the right way , maybe the thrill of the illegal will make him keep on keeping on . Ty for the reply
>>697039084
you still dont need ROP you nigger
Can you hack triforcing
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>>697039114
i promise i'll hack you and fuck your mother ONLINE. I am Phiber Optik the hacker.
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING ZOINKED THE SHIT OUTA ME VELMA.
>>697038551
not fatter than the turd you produced from your ass this morning.
Do you mind hacking some random ip?
>>697032359
Ill bite. Op timestamp any site blame 9fag
Can you do some hacking and make Bernie win?
>>697035664
Open: Go wardriving, Connect, Spoof MAC, Fire up VPN.
Closed (WPS) Skid version: Fire up Reaver, Crack.
Closed (WPS & WPA): Aircrack-NG
Monitor mode, bruteforce, then
Use ZAnti on a rooted Android and use RouterPwn or airmon.
Or make the cracking code in QPython or QuickEdit
>Source: Experience
>>697038830
kek
this thread is about getting a hacker, not working in computer industry... learn2read, moron
>>697039458
give me a target then
>>697033670
>probably when i found a remotely exploitable vulnerability in a huge open source product, mostly because I spent so much time on it
You use cheats on garrys mod.
>>697038988
So from single post you draw conclusion I don't know computer architecture? I'm programming since I was 10, now I'm 28. Nowadays I'm programming mainly in Java / Python / C# / Swift / Objective C and I don't see a reason to go back to C / Assembly. Why make your life harder on purpose?
>>697039139
rm -rf /
duh
>>697039136
thx anon, rlly great vector^^
Hacker here. taking requests to hack fb or twitr. post em fags. i'll only take the first dubs
>>697038478
That opinion is based on what? Who is a skid, btw in your opinion? Maybe some kid from turkey or whatever allahuakbar place? The're skids (many times I watched tools left by them on boxes I fucked with). They're skids, they are using simple techniques, but guess what - they do unbelievable things with that. Many times I was impressed by action, watching escalation flow in their haxs, social engineering scenarios for example. We have many great hackers out there (not talking about turkey), I know some of them. We have done some deep shit in the past. Currently working on big and fun project on my own, You will read about it in future, probably, if something fucks up.
Do you like ice cream???
>>697039582
Vatican do it for kek
>>697039685
there u gave the answer to urself
>GO BACK TO C / ASSEMBLY
its an absolute MUST to learn that, if you want to be a hacker.
its also cool to learn assembler through cracking... i did it with W32dasm, softice etc
>>697039696
i said rename faggot. that command deletes it. kill your self.
correct command is
> mv oldname newname
>>697039800
> tl;dr
kys fag
>>697039735
Angelica Zach on facebook. Stupid fat cunt
>>697039253
haha cant wait, i'll rm -rf / u if you try, skid
>>697039735
Reroll? Angelica zach!
>>697039735
Zack*
>>697039919
that doesnt rename it, it moves it
faggot
>>697039139
mv old_file_name new_file_name
i aint no hacker but that shit is easy.
>>697039919
>>697040022
fuck you. i bet you're on windows right now and that command won't work you retarded piece of shit. kys faggot.
What is the thing you like more about being a hacker??
>>697040099
Dubs? Please hack this fat ugly cunt.
>>697039735
.facebook/profile.php?id=100013074871575
hack this pls
>>697040099
Okay, got a winner. Just don't let the thread die. I'll post account details here. Will take some time.
>>697039735
Pretty please ;) got dubs eventually...this shit bitch got me fired for 'smoking' when it was really her.
>>697039504
+1, some additions tho
wpscrack can help skids with wps too, quite easily
also use cloud cracking sites to get the key(s) after u sniffed the handshake(s)
(not op)
>>697040319
Yay!
>>697032359
With all due respect, but if your hacking skills arent making you money, you are not a hacker.
Like a thief that does not steal to make money for his daily income.
I have hit a few jackpots so i never have to work again. What about you?
Once again, with all due respect for what you do.
A fellow european "hacker".
>>697040108
dumbass, that's how you rename shit
>>697040108
haha faggot. now you've successfully proved that you're a fuckin retarded skiddie. move is the command to rename a folder or a file. fuck yourself. do some google search your shitbag becaue i'm sure you don't have linux.
> topkek
>>697039834
lel ye, for teh lulz !
>>697040166
see this >>697040506 you autistic shitbag
>>697038905
>colour is your laptop?
Using Mint. You just went full secure.
Bumping with nipple fuck porn
>>697038905
>Friends
well, this is the first step in the wrong direction
>>697039919
HAHA
rn olddir newdir
>>697040673
LMAO
Anyone wanna tell a new fag how to hide my ip address effectively?
>>697040108
moving is the same as renaming dude
Is there a good way to get started?
(Does and dont's)
>>697040942
Put your router under tin foil
>>697032359
if you are watching a cam website is it possible to hack the broadcaster pc?
>>697040989
no its not
the end results are the same, but you're still moving it
>>697040840
>>697040740
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mv#Examples
srsly, kys faggots. this time please kys
>>697040994
Don't
>>697040497
not op.
i dont make money from it either,
its about morals / codex...
ur more a blackhat then, not like the ideal definition of a hacker :P
>>697041034
Lol doesn't seem like that would work...you trolling anon?
>>697041081
>topkek
>>697041147
no srsly i also doing it right now
>>697041090
man you're easier to troll than someone in the youtube comments section
>>697040942
VPN + tor + proxychains
RTFM tho
>>697041081
lol, mind telling us what's the difference then?
>>697041147
You got me , I couldn't resist , using the ask a stupid question get a stupid answer logic
>>697040740
there's no rn command in linux you shithead. i am runing linux right now and i fucking tested and theres no such command.
>>697041090
mv is for move not rename stupid
>>697041090
lmao
he took it
>>697041372
have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>697038365
helloo
>>697041273
What are proxy chains?
>>697035935
I dont get the image.
>>697041384
moving means changing the pointer to a file without changing the file itself, this IS actually renaming.
only if you move it to another drive/partition a copy operation happens.
>>697041436
yeah. and it told me that you're a faggot. and i will hack you right now. and fuck your mother ONLINE. i'll put my dick through my router and it will pop out of your router and then i will fuck your mother.
>>697041625
RTFM
>>697041525
add me
>>697041309
Is it really a stupid question if one does not know the answer? Nah. Only if I cannot retain the information and keep asking.
>>697041649
we're just trolling m8. we're fucking retards.
>>697041625
some special steel chains
>>697041649
nah i think you're wrong
>>697041820
Thanks anon. Just ordered some online.
>>697041678
>i will hack you right now and fuck your mother ONLINE
well at least we know you're op since you've said this a dozen times
>>697036529
>big changes
Like trying to pass off spyware as their latest OS?
roll dubs for noodz
>>697032359
ill have you know ive turned on incognito mode several times
fear me
How to rename file
> be me
> be old flag
> locate file
> take file off bookcase
> remove name tag on file case
> replace with new name tag
> put file on bookcase
> turn an smile at wife
> sit down an watch grandkids shoot raghead on cod
> feel happy
OP is just creating a fake profile with the pics of one of the friends of victim. then sending a friend request and putting a link to a website with a loader he coded (and which's hopefully compatible with all OS's) which will DL a trojan on the victim pc. then he can copy the cookie or just delete the cookies and keylog the pw when victim logs in again. why i know that ? bc i hacked him already and watching him :D (should i delete his files ?->roll for it)
>>697038277
Its also always about productivity.
So if you want to do something where you need to work close together with the hardware take something like c++. If not why not c# or java makes life easier and you are more produktiv when it comes to normal apps, applikation, applets or servelets
>>697042138
Wp anon
>>697041700
authorize plz
>>697042022
kek
>>697040319
How's it coming anon
>>697042083
Get to posting
See
>>697042244
>>697032359
why is the government still a thing you lazy bastard?
>>697042159
ye but this thread is about hacking, not working as a coder... u remember ? productivity is no term for a hacker. its about curiosity and finding stuff, using stuff in ways which it is not intended to. so u need to learn C/ASM to be a hacker. period.
>>697042474
that was a waste. sorry.
>>697032359
how to ping google?
>>697042083
Also, stop shopping the damn photo. Post the original.
>>697042410
awesome :D he's the absolute role model for a hacker kek
