NEW YLYL THREAD show me what you got nerds
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
NEW YLYL THREAD
show me what you got nerds
>>697029429
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>697030236
shut up you nigger, there hasnt been a single banana yet
>>697030336
fell for bait dumbass
>>697030394
>>697030470
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQdCUJdD3zo&index=2&list=UUoGOmE3mbybT1UjRZkR2m9w
This should be renamed "You Cringe, You Lose".
>>697031322
i'd stick it in many time
Yesterday an anon posted these 3 links. Check them out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3BFU_En6Lo
>>697031226
Lost lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DpQTuvInT4
>>697029429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRiSS3NEuEM
>>697031377
I like your filenames.
>>697030470
Whoever made this is genius
^ feg
check out this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYZHNSFEEA
>>697030022
>>697030057
>>697030161
>>697030199
>>697030231
Die, you fucking faggot
this thread is funny xDDD
>>697030022
>>697030057
>>697030161
>>697030199
>>697030231
>>697030334
>>697030357
>>697035098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CKcbxJYBA
>>697035224
Is it just me who wants this to become a thing?
>>697031226
kek
Found this earlier. Made me kek.
https://youtu.be/QopIJgLAueU
>>697030336
Then it's my time to shine
>>697030022
>>697030057
>>697030161
>>697030199
>>697030231
>>697030334
>>697030357
top gig friend, thanks for sharin
>>697029429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WWkV0Xy1V0
>>697034344
You're Welcome.
>>697034776
Bamboozled again
>>697029429
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697036320
do you have that one that says
>thanks lori
?
>>697034344
k :/
>>697036638
Jesus fucking Christ this game is becoming a disease.
>>697034576
How......
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697034344
Darn
>>697036750
kek'd and gig'd
>>697034087
fanx!
>>697034344
You fucking nigger
>>697034344
fuck off
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697034344
Nice meme
>>697037092
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697034266
Suck my dick
>>697034344
I don't wanna reply
Lost
Will you fucks stop responding to "reply to this or X will die tonight" posts?
you're only shitting up the thread, and encouraging their shitposting
Check em
>>697039174
>>697039174
Okay now everyone respond to it to piss this guy off
>>697039235
Nice singles anon
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697039262
yeah, i'm the autistic one, not those responding to a nothing comment for no real reason at all other than to show others how dumb i can pretend to be
>>697034344
Gay
>>697039364
Et tu brute?
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697031322
>Windows movie makers transitions
>On youtube
>Not using Premiere Pro
Whats the point of living
>>697034344
You're friend in a jar has a naughty skellie-wellieton :(
>>697034344
dfghdfdsfgdf
>>697029577
ky
>>697029429
I love hickok45 tho
>>697036750
Chup, up Chelsea
(I don't know who this is)
>>697036750
Bitch needs to brush her fucking teeth.
>>697034344
Summer fag REEE
Am i banned ?
>>697030470
Fuckib kek
>>697039325
I was hoping that this was a man's ass but you can see the those ditty cunt flaps. Boy am I sad little dude right about now
>>697034344
>Reply or your family and your pets die in their sleep
>Nothing can save you from this
Wouldn't replying make no difference?
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697040113
what if a woman has sex with a lot of women?
>>697039369
I'm >>697040179 and for some reason I was expecting a man's ass to be photoshopped under the bra.
>>697040129
yes
Topkek
>>697036453
Kek* not gig don't start that new milenal shit summerfag
>>697040324
swdgsdfgsgasgfasdg
>>697034344
Haha that's so funny. What a fag
>>697034344
F u
>>697039174
>"You're shitting up muh thread!"
>Posts roleplay
How do you even get this hypocritical
>>697040394
Fucking loved it
>>697034266
Lol
>>697034344
>>697034266
erere.
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
jidf.-> >>697033357
>>697034344
you worthless piece of shit if you dont reply 100 times to this post that will actually happen to you but u will be ate alive by maggots and have a slow painful disturbing death
>>697034344
bitch
>>697034344
>gif
>>697040244
>>697034344
You're a big ol gay
>>697041231
Dont use the fucking middle bit , it makes you puke.
mescalin is in the skin
>>697040244
The fact that the women is the one that gets knocked is the cause of the double standard.
It is the womens jobs to select a good mate , it is the mans job to mate with what ever he can.
Biology much?
>>697041699
I remember when i was 14 and liked family guy, faggot
>>697039373
somehow watching this makes me feel calm.
>>697040987
its fake
>>697039325
Why
>>697042595
You liked family guy? Fucking faggot!
>>697042374
OMG which episode???
>>697037702
What's with this summer fag gig'd shit?
>>697037707
what does it mean
>inb4 read the filename
>>697034266
ruupijhb
>>697034344
FUAARK
>>697042284
Using biology as an argument in a time when literally 99% of sexual interaction has no procreational intent is pretty stupid, dude.
>>697035656
>>697035715
>>697035755
>>697035793
>>697035824
>>697036320
>>697036449
>>697039150
>>697043566
here he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be
>>697043755
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697043791
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo
>>697034344
Yygg
>>697043839
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost.
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>697043791
>>697043999
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat.
None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches.
You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . .
>>697042897
>>697044130
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>>697043887
сука бля
>>697043243
How drugged is he
>>697043839
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I meditated to top of my class in the Black Seals of King Solomon, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cults n Goetian Rituals, and I have over 300 confirmed minions. I am trained in psychic warfare and I’m the top summoner in the entire Geotian forces. You are nothing to me but just another soul to consume. I will wipe you the fuck out with voodoo the likes of which has never been seen before on this realm, mark my fucking hexes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral Plane? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret cult of imps across the cosmos and your soul is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the netherstorm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking meat, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven trillion ways, and that’s just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in geotian combat, but I have access to the entire majicks of King Solomon and the Goetia Magi and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this plane of existence, you little peasant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hellfire and brimstone all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697043664
Just because culture goes against nature doesnt means nature isnt there anymore.
>>697039369
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>697040244
Depends if she is a top or not.
>>697031130
Seems legit
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697044560
Burbank ca?
>>697040113
9gag faggot
>>697034266
Jew! Reeeeeeee
>>697034344
Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>697039373
>>697039492
You are a legit beta
You need to jump into a fire and bring your c64 wit you.
>>697036750
Asdf
>>697044560
I miss cracky-chan.
>>697040437
that pics from futurama , retard.
>>697034266
Fug u
>>697034344
Y tho
>>697043243
Its funny when famous people finally see their children on tv and realize who the father really is.
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697043516
it means you're autistic
>>697039325
>>697031059
Fake and gay
These may help you lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhohtWeKxE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyGhWoBVTwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WMo1G660cQ
>>697033578
It's pikachu!
>>697044609
if she's a top, then what about the other girl?
>>697043370
gig (short for giggle)
>>697030470
10/10
For my fellow melee fags in here
>>697042524
Underrated post
>saved
>>697035385
Trump literally went on Reddit.
>>697036750
chub up chelsea!
>>697030022
>>697030057
>>697030161
>>697030199
>>697030231
>>697030334
>>697030357
get the fuck off /b/ and head to /s4s/
>>697040324
kek
>>697030343
You think it's funny?
>>697043516
The trolley car problem. Like basic psychology
>>697034344
Cuck
>>697048370
>>697048437
>>697040113
fucking 9gag watermark
>>697040244
Women can't have sex with women.
Sex is the act of a penis entering a vagina
>>697048497
OH GOD NOT THIS MOVIE AGAIN!
this one always makes me lose
>>697048935
oh shit forgot picture
>>697034266
>>697034344
You need to be purged from the gene pool
>>697049447
Alien confirmed
>>697034344
Reply to this or your family and pets will die
>>697036659
Could you fuck off please?
You're in every thread , just fuck OFF
>>697040394
Something similar happened at camp Pendleton bout 4 years back. An ag captain in the army got her truck stuck along with two tow trucks took three total to get everything back out lol
Mfw watching the drivers lose their shit
>>697048891
Women can have penises too
>>697039325
By far the most creative cancer I have seen
>>697039369
>>697039325
I was expecting shovel dog
>>697043516
its a psychology, where, its a moral question with no right answers. Which do you pull? You have a lever, and a trolly coming. If you pull it, you spare 5 criminals, if you dont, you spare 1 regular person. You may think, well, they're criminals, however, A criminal is still human, and you're committing murder. Its all about morals and shit, stupid Psychology shit.
>>697049898
>>697040244
They only do that for attention retard
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697031226
That last frame got me
>>697036750
Lose weight you fish faced fat cunt
>>697029429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LobJjIjUsq0
I think you guys will like this one.
Greatest documentary ever
>>697031226
>>697030022
>>697030057
>>697030161
>>697030199
>>697030231
>>697030334
>>697030343
>>697030357
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>>697034776
>>697035086
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>>697035533
>>697035625
>>697035656
>>697035715
>>697035755
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>>697036750
>>697038818
>>697038959
>>697039150
>>697039224
>>697039325
>>697039369
has ylyl ever been good?
>>697047539
>>697050279
Are the criminals niggers?
>>697031226
bill maher is a total fucking faggot.
The way he talks about shit like that is so fucking basic and mainstream its as bad as a fucking mormon.
I bet this guy also believes 9/11 was an actual job.
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697044341
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
>>697039174
Why take a chance?
>>697036750
Chub up, Chelsea
>>697031525
She was like 12-13 at the time, she's 17 now.
Here's her Instagram, if your intrested: https://www.instagram.com/imthemermaidk/
>>697049273
NOBODY
CARES
>>697050906
(you)
>>697048497
>>697048437
sauce is tokyo gore police
>>697036750
chub up, chelsea
>>697036750
She's not chubby at all.
>>697033546
lost
>>697040324
jokes on u i have omega immunity
>>697052225
Murica
>>697033546
>>697034266
legend
>>697051859
she is considering what she would have looked like if ex prez bill actually traded her for all those cows that african guy offered for her
>>697029429
>>697034862
f u these are funny
>>697033578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unPaJAuQI9c&list=PLgmHNgwAoTsueg4y65-Pj07jqRFPYzuyx&index=1
>>697049447
Kek
>>697052845
kek. rarely laugh in these threads but this made me chortle
>>697036750
kbk
>>697034344
kill yourself
>>697029429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ROdXkkI3Q
>>697029429
>>697049898
This shit looks like alchemic symbols or some shit.
>>697029429
kek
>>697029429
Keep the hood safe H
>>697053097
ty based immunity pupper
kek
