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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>697003864
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbktgR8YtU
We in here early now
>>697016747
Kinpantsu
>>697016671
Yeah I've been trying to get on a schedule, but my body is rejecting it in favor of being a neet.
Best type moon claimed
bye bye
>>697016998
That's good, on the opposite my body is trying its harest to make me go to bed early and get up at 8, but I'll resist for at least one more month.
Claimed
>>697016998
Bad
>>697017393
Good
>>697014513
>
I tried
>>697017393
Weird, I just need to keep forcing myself and I'll get it eventually.
>>697017551
I'll show you just how much of a bad dude I am, I'm radical bro.
>>697017223
>>697016998
One off
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
Shiki claim
>>697017535
Brown mugi
Explain your day.
>>697017699
Your so bad police cross the street
>>697018023
Sorry anon
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/191336-injustice-2/74074525
?
I have VHS player
No DVR
Just plays VHSs
So I'm watching original Matrix
>>697018109
>triggered
Well, I woke up at 4PM, played some vidya, had dinner and now I'm on here. Could be worst I suppose.
How about yours?
So much to do in Warframe
no resources to do it
typical
>>697018161
>you will never watch old VHS and DVDs with you're waifu
>>697018484
It's hot as balls, woke up at 3 am, watching random things.
Decent day.
I wish for winter
Shizuru get
Want to take a nap edition
>>697018109
Exactly.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>697018831
Take a forever nap.
>>697018754
>woke up at 3 am
Absolute madman.
Luckily, we had a whole 3 days of Summer and is now back to normal.
>>697018662
Anon pls
>>697018831
>Naps good idea
>rattles rattle
>>697018973
Ahww...
>>697019041
Yup
>Rattles
>>697016866
GOOD MORNING!
>>697019276
Good Morning my loyal subject!
>>697019373
Good morrow peasant
>>697019373
I ONLY SLEPT FOR 2 HOURS AND I THINK I AM BROKEN DESU~
Claiming hard.
>>697019587
>peasant
Youre not gonna wanna say that when I got my friend here
>>697019817
Holy crap dude you should like take a nap or something so you dont die!
>>697019823
Heya Fran
>Rikka
>>697019830
Sorry to say, but I have a squad too
>>697019943
damn thats a scary squad
>>697019943
Nice low rez squad I have one too
>>697019891
No its ok i think, it's been like this for like a week or so.
>>697019943
>nignogs
>implying they could possibly match our combined strength
Did someone say peasants?
>>697019823
fran
>yuuko
>>697019891
Just came to make sure that no one gets to the cutest scientist around before me.
I'll be leaving now, have a great night.
>>697020257
I think I would go crazy if I did that, I remember I stayed up for 3 days straight and I felt really weird by the 3rd day
>>697020193
>Rappers
>Somalians
I think i have an advantage
>>697020257
I'd like to see how you defend from AK-47
It's a tier 10 spell
Whelp, home now. Charging the battery, hoping that's all it is.
>>697020686
Cute~
>>697020751
Exhausted cute. Possibly not going to work cute.
>Although I'm not cute.
>>697020600
Level 10 spells cast by a monkey wizard have no effect on the wielder of Mjolnir.
But you are welcome to try~
desu~
>>697020514
I just keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep ad cant get back to sleep.
I'll prolly go to bed around 1-2 pm and sleep for like 4 hours or so
it's not that bad.
especially cause neet.
>>697020600
>>697020193
>>697019943
I blame myself for them being low lol
>>697020968
Still a cute
>want to cuddle?
21/3/17 as Kennen. I still got it.
Cute Squads guys I roll with real mofos tho
Miho claimed
It's hot as fuck edition.
>>697021301
Not a cute.
>I just wanna know what's wrong with my damn bike.
>>697016854
https://youtu.be/Mf4_LB32M6Q
>>697020975
Ohhhh I got you then, good thing you odnt have to worry about anything!
>>697020600
I dont think so not against 2 magic users
Claimed.
>>697022620
hey
>>697022085
It is hot as fuck
Kill me
>>697022259
>love
>>697022620
mai
>>697022542
>>697022620
hey
>>697022405
good music yo
>>697022620
heyy
>>697021627
That doesn't seem right with me
>>697022085
Youre hot as fuck
>>697022542
So there's a deko in here now, frenemy?
>>697021694
>the guy in the back is so black you cant make out his facial features
>>697022542
Only thing I have to worry about is not sleeping I guess.
It sucks and i want to sleep for a good 8 hours for once
>>697022659
>>697022719
>>697022883
What?
I refuse to say "Thats pretty good!"
![Syndra [135].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8lrwh4.jpg "Syndra [135].jpg")
>>697022085
Sorry
>>697022259
Fur
>>697022996
hey
>>697022405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQlJ0VcGkw
>>697022903
Whatcha mean?
>>697022996
hey
Mei is Bae
>>697023056
Seriously you were doing this at 3 PM last night, were you waiting for me to wake up so that you could do this?
>>697022687
Hey friend!
>>697022903
It looks like it, and she is fantastic so im in love with this frenemy
>>697022985
You will eventually get tired enough where it will happen you cant force it my friend you gotta let it happen naturally.
>Cute pic
>>697023024
Привет
>>697022996
hey
>>697023265
hey
Do you faggots even own a life?
>>697022996
heey
>>697023282
How are you today?
>>697023122
The singer sounds like they wont have a voice in 3 years. And everything else is mediocre about it, drums are too low and have no real rhythm. Guitar sounds twangy as shit.
https://youtu.be/zZvi6LPoigU
>>697023463
How does one 'own' a life when slavery is illegal?
>>697023122
Idk man. Something about that pic dont feel right. Fits the character perfectly though
>>697023282
Ooohhhh thats great to hear! New guy to thread?
>>697023463
Do yuo even now your STUPID?
HAH rEkt
>>697023663
hey
>>697023282
You're cute..
I..youre a cute pic.
d..desu~
I'll try to let it happen naturally but I just wanna sleeeeeep it's a uncomfortable feeling
>>697023663
Hey
>>697023663
hey
>>697023663
youre a cunt
>>697023729
Hello there. You should sleep. Can't be that bad
>>697023624
6 years and he's still singing. Currently my favorite metal band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErIblzlkbH8
>>697023625
Anyways, how was your day?
>>697023594
I am alright! Just off today so hanging here with your cute self
>>697023625
I believe so, super cool person tho so hope they are here to stay
>>697023729
>You're cute
>
dont make me blush
I know the feeling that was me last night, hopefully you wont fall asleep on your computer like I have a couple times
>>697023718
>>697023754
>>697023809
>>697023862
Россия – священная наша держава,
Россия – любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава –
Твоё достоянье на все времена!
Припев:
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Братских народов союз вековой,
Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!
От южных морей до полярного края
Раскинулись наши леса и поля.
Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая –
Хранимая Богом родная земля!
Припев
Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни
Грядущие нам открывают года.
Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне.
Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Припев
>>697024219
hey
>>697022172
Very a cute
>if i knew anything about bikes i would help you. I'm sorry that I can't, senpai
>>697024170
Aww.
>
Want me to stream anything I guess?
>>697024219
>>697024155
Still, dont mean to sound rude. They are pretty generic. It still sounds like they dont know how to properly mix their songs.
https://youtu.be/BJWcrMdzMLs
>>697024170
>dont make me blush
B..BUT OF COURSE MASTER.
I can't sleep unless im laying down and my door is shut and the house is locked up, or I'll wake up.
I also need like a video playing or something to make it easier for me to drift off.
>>697024083
I want to sleep, but I still cant yet.
I can like tell when I'll be able to sleep and when I won't be.
Hello Smoog
>>697024083
>desolation of smug
>>697024496
Ah, metal just sounds to plain to me now, they're unique to me. To be fair, metal is one of my least listened to genres.
>>697024170
My little Chuuni
>>697024420
Not at all a cute.
>It's fine. Maybe I'll get a spare day off out of this if it comes down to it.
>>697024155
Pretty sore but goooood. You?
>>697024170
Fucking bet dude. Im sure they will
>>697024500
Why is that dude?
Hello dairy hater
>>697024626
>
>>697024679
>>697024420
So when yall gonna do the nasty?
>>697024500
Oh god this isnt working youre just too cute
I see I think I have the video that might be able to help you out friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysg0WZ_XmSU
>>697024653
My other little chuuni~
>>697024679
I wish i was that teddy bear in the pic...
Cutest.
>i want to learn to ride one.
>>697024779
What?!
>>697024435
Hmmm if you wanna stream I am down to come and check it out!
>>697024779
You think so? Aw hell yes! The smug seal of approval right there
>Rikka
>>697024645
A lot of metal does sound the same. The difficulty is finding the bands that take the elements and combine them in unique ways.
https://youtu.be/z0NOA8dMlww
>>697024779
Honestly I almost prefer that version to Bendherdick Cuminhersnatch.
>>697024869
If you can ride a pushbike you just need to learn the levers and switches.
>>697024826
>too cute
BUT, BUT NOT AS CUTE AS YOU.
also theres so much jack black, my soul is finally at peace.
>>697024779
I have insomnia!
or something, I don't know it's just how i've always been.
My sleep schedule never stays consistent
>>697024998
Whats a pushbike?
The ones that aren't motorcycles that hipsters ride to work
>>697025113
>>697025251
Yeah. Did you not ride one as a kid?
>>697024779
Shoo~
>>697024869
Hehe, you and a few others, I'm sure.
Not cute at all.
>Oh? What kind?
>>697025428
I didn't know they were called that.
I did ride one as a kid.
I thought they were just called bicycles not pushbikes
>>697024779
Have to go to a birthday party, that's gonna suck ass.
>>697024913
Any special requests?
>>697024779
As soon as you ship them you dolt
The burger is cold, but delicious
>>697025566
>>>/global/rules/2
>>697024869
You heard me right
>>697024913
Kek not all things are approved by me dude lol
>>697024998
Almost. Like what could've been trips
>>697025113
Do you just fall asleep when ever?
>>697025527
Make me~
>>697025566
Doesn't sound bad
>>697025602
Make me you troglodyte
>>697025634
Hot dogs are good like that sometimes. Never had a cold burger though
>>697025705
and this one for the whole thread
>>>/global/rules/13
>>697025113
I can finally use this picture now~
Oh im glad that it helped you, please dream of octagons and elmo
>>697025566
Hit me with that OSU
>>697025799
Nah but I think its funny to make you the seal of approval on my stuff.
>>697025799
I'm anti-social as fuck, thought you knew this.
>>697025876
Okay hun.
>>697025814
Underage anon trumps rule 13. You like talking to little kids on the internet?
>>697025799
Shut the fuck up, Shinoa! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697026037
And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Marty got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.
>>697025922
Should be fun
>>697026111
You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.
>>697025876
>picture
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I... I UH
I AM UNDER ATTACK BY SOME KIND OF SPELL THATS MAKING MY INSIDES FEEL WEIRD.
DESU~
I normally put on like, a stream or some random youtube lets player, just cause its really easy to just listen to it and relax.. is that weird?
>>697025799
Kinda?
Even if I have a set time for myself my body will like force me awake, and even if im crazy tired i won't be able to get back to sleep.
like last night i went to bed at like 12 i think? and i was really sleepy, only slept for 2 hours and here i am.
And this has been happening like daily.
but oh well.
>>697025326
a waifu will spruce your laifu right uppu!
>>697025560
I use pushbike so that britbongs know what Im talking about. But yeah, the balance and principles are the same as a motorbike.
>>697025634
Touch the cow
Do it now
>>697025799
Well then. I didnt even notice.
>
https://youtu.be/bRu__STzDs0
>>697025996
No
>>697026037
>>697026111
>>697026182
Shut the fuck up, Anon! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Kyouko got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
>>697026370
Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
Again, shitposters gonna never sage.
>>697025922
Are you streamin on twitch?
>>697026185
Ive been practicing that spell for sometime now, and I have finally been able to use it successfully!
No way thats not weird at all I do the same thing, I cant sleep when its dead quiet I need some sort of noise, I either do that or keep my window open to hear the cars
>>697026586
Shut the fuck up, Rory! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697026704
Not yet, just setting it up a little bit.
>i also forgot how to actually start the stream
>>697025876
Ohhhhh memes is what you meant!
>>697025922
I knew that and i say that you should be more optimistic about life homie
>>697026037
>>697026111
Oh
>>697026185
Sounds real sucky dude. Might be narcolepsy
>>697026279
>
>>697026706
Love you too Mi Liu
Best skullgirl claimed
>>697026770
twitch you say?
>>697026845
I'm fine.
>>697027084
Yea, I guess.
>>697027084
Shut the fuck up, Shino! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Kyouko got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall
You know, I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first, but now? I like it.
>>697026845
Maybe?
I'm not sure, I may have just ruined my sleep schedule on my own..
I guess we'll find out eventually.
>>697026704
>Practicing
R...Right.. just practice..
Not like it did anything to me.. or anything.. ha..ha
>sweating
It's too hot for me to leave my window open, I'm super picky about temperature, i need it to be cold cold cold
>>697026845
You should ship Ilya and Makoto
Rem-rin claimed :^)
>>697026770
If you are in OBS ust it start stream
>>697026845
Ohhhh yes thank you I forgot the word
>>697027328
It didnt? Aw darn it I thought I had it down finally, guess I gotta practice it some more~
I do too! Our AC has been out the last few days so I have been hot as hell but usually I need to be as cold as a penguin to sleep comfortably
>>697025799
Thats l-lewd!
>>697025527
Can I be the teddy bear in it?
>i don't know. Not a harley though.
>>697027732
Sanchito?
Uh, if anyone wants to watch my shit show I guess, my twitch is shiroanon.
>>697027942
Yep. Who's this?
>>697027158
:/
>>697027328
Not okay
>>697027414
Do i have to?
>>697027802
Kek it happens
>>697027833
~
>>697028205
You want them to "do the nasty" they'll have to be shipped
>>697028166
Spaniard/Diego
>>697027993
I support this!
>>697027802
>practice it some more
y...yeah i guess you'll just have to practice it some more.
heh..
cause it completely didn't work or have any effect on me whatsoever yup.
Blasting the AC is the best thing to do ever.
>>697028205
>not okay
what did i do?
Best claim.
Hey everyone!
>>697028474
How are you doing Diego? It's been a while. Btw you must roll 4 Rem-rin, otherwise it's heresy
>>697028829
Literally worst Shiro
Underage Shiros Shiro is best shiro
>>697028829(You)(You)
>>697028889
I'll just claim her next thread
There's barely 20 images left
>>697028205
Thanks for getting my vibe frenemy
>>697028670
Alright lets try it again but this time I am gonna crank it up a bit1
Wanna come and fix mine!?
>>697029073
Shipmate...
>>697029064
I have that strange feeling that you're going to cheat again. Whatever I'll just roll 4 her until I get her again.
Claiming this sexy brocon
>>697029599
He should have stuck with her instead of his fucking sister who he didnt even get to fuck or really date.
>>697028403
Makoto is shipped with mizore
>>697028670
Oh nothing. Meant the sleep thing is all
>>697029073
Of course ^_^
>>697029828
They won't "do the nasty" until they are shipped
>>697029828
Makoto needs to be shipped with Amatsu tbh
>>697029256
Hello megumine
>>697029828
Holy shit adorable picture
>>697029599
Birb
>>697029073
I...I will never back down...
B...But if you crank it up to high i might explode.
I'd try but i'd for sure make it worse~
>>697029828
OH, it's not too bad i guess. i just end up being a little tired.
Rip Makoto-senpai
>>697030119
I will test your strength to my love then! Hold out for as long as you can, if youre gonna explode tell me and I will back down
Its cool I dont think it can get any worse so whatever you can do it better than nothing~
>>697030351
>>697030301
Fuck off
>>697030438
Y u do dis chuuni bunnie
>>697028829
Hey, have you heard about the upcoming movie?
>>697029828
Was I shipped with anyone yet?
>>697028829
Hey Shiro. Hows things?
>>697030594
I am practicing my spells is all Megumin just like your explosion I too have spells that must be practiced
>>697029929
>>697029966
Nah
>>697030051
My cousin like sister made it for me. Credit goes to her
>>697030119
Just a little?
>>697030620
I don't think so
>smug
>>697030301
>>697030351
Fucking kys fgt
