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>>697016747
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Filth.
>>697030691
Rem claim
Best girl claimed
>>697029929 #
>>697029966 #
Nah
>>697030051 #
My cousin like sister made it for me. Credit goes to her
>>697030119 #
Just a little?
>>697030620 #
I don't think so
You gotta be fucking kidding me Diego.
Rawling 4 Rem-rin
As usual.
Claimed.
>>697030948
Makoto and Amatsu actually love each other tho
>>697030993
As normal.
>>697030948
I love it! My friend drew me this one!
>>697031051
hey
>>697030691
>>697030438
T..The wielder of mjolnir never backs down.
I mean I'll throw things at it, and we can yell Russian insults that i heard on CSGO at it if you want
>>697030948
well I mean, I'm really really tired, I just dont think i should sleep at noon..
>Dekomori claim desu~
>>697031136
As always
>Rattles
>>697030691
What is happening to the beautiful rules...
here playing rainbow six
>>697031328
My lovely waifu.
>>697031328
>muh roolz
Kek
>>697031413
Shut the fuck up, Shino! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697031328
my rules are the best rules :^)
>>697031216
As forever
>rattle rattle
>>697031180
God dammit
>>697031328
They're evolving from small changes made by the community overtime, thats how imageboards work.
>>697031592
hey
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
hello friends
>>697031727
Rolled my area code
Fuck (You)
>>697030993
>Usual rattles.
>>697031136
Normal maid.
>>697030948
Good, because I don't want to be shipped quite yet, moreso due to the short time I've been here on /waifu/.
>>697031413
What happened with the stream? I had to leave Sachii in charge since I needed to sleep.
>>697031747
The mouse returns to the maze
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>697031795
>Rolled my area code
We did not need to know that.
>>697031804
Normal filenames
your already in my harem <3
>>697031194
Ive trained you well then!
Russian insults on CSGO kek
I mean I dont think that will work but why not try right?
>>697031685
that's
>>697031999
pretty
>>697032052
autistic.
>>697031804
its all good?
>>697032124
i'm
>>697031839
a complicated maze at that
>>697031976
Would you expect any less from me? desu~
>sweating
better find something heavy then, CYKA BLYAT ANOOO
>>697031976
Use your magic on me
Why am I awake at 5am?
>>697032439
Shut the fuck up, Rory! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697032499
hole
>>697031328
They will be reset to it's peak state daily with Kyouko and few other bakers.
The elitism rule ticks me a little, it shows how dense the people who say this kind of things are. Nobody here wants to be above others, the "elitists" just want to help bring the others up to the same level.
Instead of being thankful for having someone point out their mistakes they take it as an insult and keep doing the same thing.
/sperg
Dio-sama...
>>697032663
Hey there! It's been a while
>>697032742
other
>>697032644
Wow thats the most elitist thing Ive ever heard.
Fucking kill yourself
>>697031065
Oh
>>697031172
Oh shit that's adorable
>>697031194
Alarm clock?
>>697031328
Idk ;_;
>>697031804
I get it lol
>>697032925
Thets actually pretty good. Not cringe at all.
>>697032894
depressed
>>697032866
Not that much of a while.
>>697031544
So it would seem
>Dubs rattles
>>697031804
>Usual rattling
Makoto where are you...
>>697032279
Of course not! I expect more!
kek what does that mean??
>>697032371
Okay then are you ready?
>>697032967
Right??
>>697033336
Yes, sama!
Is it lewd magic?
>>697032644
i added the elitism rule as a joke after someone said that and no one said anything about it so i assumed no one really minded it
i thought elitism was more or less a meme now
>>697033226
>4 off trips rattles
What bothers me the most is that it looks like she enjoys it.
>Dio
>>697033336
O..of course! How silly of me, I am always progressing desu~
I dont know I just know its russian
>>697033662
Then why read it? To see the loli despair?
>>697033782
I'm just reading Franken Fran, that girl will likely only apear in this chapter.
>>697033531
You can call it that, but a lot of people use that meme as an excuse to act retarded.
>>697033868
Makes sense. Enjoying it so far?
>>697033782
>>697033868
Besides he's not into lolis. He's more into traps. Right Brando?
>>697034123
I mean, Felix is pretty good.
>>697033984
It's pretty screwed up, but it's great.
>>697034123
Nothx I like snek better.
>>697031970
I was not a part of a harem, it was a cliche.
>>697032195
Yeah, the jaw pain finally got me to sleep at 4am.
>>697032967
Unless someone is keeping a list of who is shipped or not, I can't take any risks.
>Yet.
>>697033226
When are we going to distribute maracas to all of the waifus?
>>697034123
I would imagine that seeing lolis being broken mentally would arouse Dio anon.
>>697034287
Looks like Ill have to look into it.
>>697034456
Here's another great one from franken fran.
>>697034252
In what sense tho
>>697034287
I know you love Felix, you're not fooling anyone
>>697033662
reading loli doujins again?
>>697033961
i don't really get what you are saying
people act retarded anyway, i doubt just having that joke rule is going to effect anything
>>697034310
you still are
>>697033301
Sleeping maybe
>>697033336
I will never learn how to draw;_;
>>697034310
Oh, see you'll know whos shipped with who lol
>>697034287
Must be that good of a read
>>697034563
Looks like it goes from 0 to 100 very often. I love it.
If anyone wants to watch my shit show stream, think it should be working now, my twitch is shiroanon.
>>697034627
In the sense that he's cute.
Well, about time to start a road trip!
>>697034720
It does, oh it does
>>697033984
Hey, do you have any good sci-fi recommendations?
>>697033662
Oh yeah, the child molestation chapter. Good times
>>697034563
That was also an odd one
>>697034310
im sorry your jaw hurts yoko. I watched kinmoza this morning and we finished up akame was really good morming. Tired now tho
Saber claim
Claimed.
>>697034627
Even if I did like traps, I don't like "neko girls" or even less "neko boys"
>>697034653
It's only loli if blood comes out from the first thrust.
>>697034720
It never has any good ending, although the MC is always fine at the end.
>>697033453
I can see how my lewd does on you maybe
>>697033758
My student I have trained you well~
kek
>>697032967
I FORGOT TO REPLY OOPS
What good would an alarm clock do me..?
>>697035063
Glad to be of service~
i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of ass
>>697034310
We've been over this. That's not what causes rattling.
>>697034784
I won't deny it. Almost getting him as my husbando.
>>697035001
Keep trying until you convince yourself Brando
>>697035185
Let's you nap for a bit till then
>smug
>>697034842
Book, movie or otherwise?
Book -
Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies. Bonus points for being Inquisitors of the Holy Imperium of Man.
Tanith First and Only series - for pure badassery.
Movies
I Robot - Its a damn good movie that copped a lot of shit for no good reason.
Serenity - Why am I saying this?
>let me wake up a bit more
>>697035063
Okay~
>>697034768
The only good parts were shiro and the quote "DO NOT TUCK WITH THE HUMAN CALCULATOR!"
>>697035498
Mostly for books
Oh course I'm a firefly fan
And none of those are appearing in the digital public library...
>>697035792
Look for Black Library. All the books are by Dan Abnett.
Best girl claim
>>697035185
Oh here have some more then~
>>697035561
alright stand back and let me do my thing then
here hit you with that lewd magic
>>697034653
It's just in the stream, I'm not shipped with anyone in the threads.
>Yet.
>>697034697
Yeah, I guess I'l make a list as I see them happening.
>>697034930
Then get some sleep.
>>697035207
So, spooks cause rattles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
relevant
![ss_926d0f3f5ca2e787a645210df86ab9566559d0f0.1920x1080[1].jpg_t=1460516945.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oqL6Wz6.jpg "ss_926d0f3f5ca2e787a645210df86ab9566559d0f0.1920x1080[1].jpg_t=1460516945.jpg")
>>697030691
>>697036043
That doesnt look anything like Rory-sama
>>697036118
Close enough
>>697036180
What actually in the fuck
>>697036083
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg3BaqOKNMM
>>697035409
DAMMIT I FORGOT AGAIN FUCK
but i could just sleep anyway..
>dekomori
>>697035792
Just read the sentinel chapter, it's great, I like those weird self claimed heroes in animes, like the guy with the big eye mask in mirai nikki, they're great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk
Tryina deadlift and these three come on in a row, love my gym sometimes.
>>697036043
Aw shit, that's a pretty good girl you got there.
>>697036207
Exactly
One of the reasons shes best girl
>>697036000
Oh yeah, I should read some of them
No wait, one of the books I wanted just got checked in. If you haven't read the Destroyermen series, you would probably like it. It's like GATE, but with WW2 naval ships into a world with chill lemur people and fucking evil raptor people. Oh, and Aztec/Catholic meso-americans that are horrible people
>>697036083
Enjoying lain?
>>697036583
There will be more, and it will get even better
![ss_e9a071b3361b7bfed25fcbd6ba93b76294b96299.1920x1080[1].jpg_t=1460516945.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hk0tx6W.jpg "ss_e9a071b3361b7bfed25fcbd6ba93b76294b96299.1920x1080[1].jpg_t=1460516945.jpg")
>>697036446
http://store.steampowered.com/app/450500
It's an open-world sea game by Japs. You can control and recruit various seafoods that shoot lasers and have other special abilities. The goal is to become the "Ace" of seafood.
>>697036043
>girl
Kek nice one
>>697036446
Oh god dekamori youre so fucking cute can I just take you home and keep you?
>>697036984
Yesssss
>>697036834
Ooo, that was a good one.
So who is best girl to you then? Im drawing a blank.
>>697037275
You're starin' at 'er!
>>697037144
Just because she has a penis doesn't mean she isn't a girl!
>>697030691
>Waifu/Husbando
>Go be a faggot elsewhere
Huh, OP took the words right outta my mouth.
>>697037060
Easiest purchase I've ever made in my life.
>>697037163
B..But where would I sleep
>>697037393
But thats not a girl. Thats an it.
>>697037463
Too young to be watching futabu gtfo
>>697037698
Her penis is feminine
>>697030862
Who?
>>697037163
How far are you?
>>697037837
I prefer masculine penises myself
>>697037837
Its still a dick. There is no compromise here.
>>697030971
Who?
>>697037788
No, u.
>>697038001
She also has a pussy
>>697037588
On my bed of course silly
>>697037984
like episode 1 kek
Pretty late claim. Sorry, I was in game.
I'd like to return the (You), Jibriel, but I don't know which one you are.
>>697034310
I have heard that there's gonna be a movie, and naturally I am pretty excited. I don't even know when though.
>>697034768
Hey apparently now better Shiro!
How are things?
>>697036207
Hey Rory! How are you?
>>697038209
It may feels wrong to say, but that's a pretty fucking giant dick for such a small guy.
>>697038339
Oh, well it gets really good
>>697038433
Yeah, that is a bit odd to say
>>697038362
Fine. You?
>>697038362(You)(You)
>>697038593 (Du)
>>697038577
Pretty decent myself. Gotta do a lot of garden work tomorrow, but after that I can finally start enjoying my holidays.
>>697038362 (You) (You)
ich hab in diesem thread noch nicht gepostet
hast du kein namesync?
>>697038339
You ever heard of Isshuukan Friends? I think you'd enjoy it.
>>697038804
Sounds good.
>school starts in two weeks
>>697038577
Wanna erp
>>697038939
No thank you.
>>697038433
She's a ふたなり which is futanari which means Hermaphrodite.
So you say it no she or he
>>697039148
i'll give i candie little kiddie o:
>>697039189
Call it whatever you want, I call it homosex bs.
>>697039334
discount klonata :o
roll
>>697039363
It has a pussy tho
Its not homosex because the pussy
Best type moon claimed.
>>697034768
https://youtu.be/3H-g0IcKSGY
>>697039495
It's got a dick though.
It's homosex because it has a dick
>>697039453
discount sao sachii roll o;
>>697039618
Its also got a pussy tho
So it bisex
>>697039495
If it has a cock, then it's gay, that is of course if you are a man and what to have sexual relations with him, but if you don't and you just like watching women being fucked in the pussyhole by this abomination, then it's straight and nothing to worry about.
>>697039725
What if i want to plow the pussy tho
So, futa aside, what's going on?
>>697039829
Discussion on whether futa is gay
>>697039510
Hey Shiki you were right T3-T4 is really fun is WoW
Miho claimed
>The crew of the Space Dandy
https://youtu.be/CyEWkGeADCY?t=6m29s
>>697039799
Then get a woman, clearly there is no reasons for there to be a dick.
>>697039630
but not sao sachi
roll
>>697039829
>>697039951
>futa
AbsolutelyDiscusting,jpg
>>697039799
Then why not a normal girl?
He/she having a dick implies you are at least going to give a handjob, or blowjob, or take it up the ass
>>697039951
Can we just agree that it is bi? Bi means you like both guys and girls, and a futa is between. Case closed
And as a gay guy, I wouldn't a futa. The dick is ok, but the rest of the body ruins it
>>697040112
What else should I call it? A dickgirl? Dude with tits?
>>697039985
Yeah it is, also normally we use WoWS for world of warships since World of Warcraft has been around so much longer.
>>697040234
you should call it disgusting
Every songs like
Gold teeth, Grey Goose, tripping in the bathroom
Bloodstains, Ballgowns, trashing the hotel room
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
But everybody's like
Cristal, Maybach, Diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, Islands, Tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair
>>697038511
Alright cant wait
>>697038936
What is that???
>>697040358
SHITPOSTIGN TIME ??? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Every songs like
Gold teeth, Grey Goose, tripping in the bathroom
Bloodstains, Ballgowns, trashing the hotel room
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
But everybody's like
Cristal, Maybach, Diamonds on your timepiece
Jet planes, Islands, Tigers on a gold leash
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.
I sexually identify as a shitposter. Ever since I was a serious poster I dreamed of spamming ironic memes and posting copypastas. Moderators message me saying that shitposting is against the rules and they'll ban me, but I don't care, they're Nazis. I'm having the Chinese take ownership of my alt accounts, spam multiple threads for me, and hide my IP address behind several proxies. From now on I want you guys to call me "#Swagefrog" and respect my right to funpost above all and funpost needlessly. If you report me you're just mad cuz rekt and need to check to see if you've been posting memes lately.
>>697040234
>you wouldn't a futa
Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
son, there ain'ta singlefuckingperson with any intellectwho gives a remotefuckabout your extensive vaping talent. I happen to be quitetheintellectualmyself, so I can confirmthis factas truth™.ifyouthink that your vape is going↗to get you hoes, you are utterly mistaken, fam. my pa once taught me the secret of life, and it was not your vape now listen here my chum, my pa was a man who kept it . thatissixfuckinghundreds and he never once vaped. The man smokedsomemadcigars because he wasntthe pussyyou are⁉⁉ he lived to be because he kept it and killed everyvapingfuckerhesaw so in the spiritof me good ol pa, I thinkyou should kys they have vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself
>>697040389
It's a slice of life romance anime. It's quite enjoyable.
>don't ask me to explain it or whatever, i'm horrible at explaining things
I feel unhappy.
How do I feel ununhappy?
I sexually Identify as a steel beam. Ever since 9/11 I dreamed of getting drawn closer and closer to my melting point by jet fuel under the Twin Tower letting them drop on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a steel beam is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install steel beams and jet fuel on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Steel Beam” and respect my right to not melt by jet fuel and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a steeliphobe and need to check your metallic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Masturbating in a burning inferno is something everyone should do. I've done it multiple times, it's very pleasant, the only problematic thing is when you're done and you are covered in sweat, confused about what your next action should be.
>>697040990
Shut the fuck up, Shiro! You faggot! Fucking underage skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy Isshuukan Friends. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' anime and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697040263
Alright. I'm on the South Carolina right now working toward the Wyoming. German Battleships are coming soon so I might start heading down that tree when it comes out
>>697040329
Not quite disgusting,but definitely not my thing
>>697040389
Present time, present day!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
>>697040764
What?
I was just giving an opinion, I figured with all the "futa is gay" the opinion of an actual gay guy might be something you idiots wanted
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>>697041360
Oh yes, tier III battleships were hell for me but gets a lot better in IV and V, New Mexico is probably my favorite bote of them all.
>>697041363
It's copypasta, ya doof.
>>697041363
Shut the fuck up, Fran! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy self. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' seld and how your asshole work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope you fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>697041475
South Carolina isn't horrible I heard the New York is kinda disappointing
>>697040389
Anime?
>>697041537
And, and speaking of... dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Chara got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a dick in his mouth and splattered his friend all over the wall.
>>697037934
too soon
>>697041500
Yeah I know
>>697041537
My seld? What's that?
>>697041694
Chuunibyou, be warned if you were an akward child, it will be painful
>>697041667
I quite liked the New York but it isn't a huge stetup from Wyoming, compared to the stepup to New Mexico or from NC to Wyoming. If you want dissapointment there's the infamous Colorado, the cockblock for reaching the American fast BBs.
>>697038828
Ich weis nicht mal was das ist.
>>697038936
>school
Enjoy it while it lasts!
>>697041834
Its a typo you fruity fucking fudgepacker
>>697041834
Danké, I'm sure I'll be fine.
>>697040990
I think I would love it actually
>>697041363
Youre so cute Fran
>>697041916
No.
>>697041363
I just personally find it disgusting
I'm sure if you were into it it would be great and all
>>697041500
Its a quote from Mean Creek
Shut the fuck up millie you fucking stupid jap cunt
>>697042011
I said enjoy it! That's an order!
>>697042001
It wasn't good necessarily, but definitely an enjoyable watch. 6/10 overall, would probably rewatch it too.
>>697041864
Yeah I heard the Colorado is hell to get through but the ships after it are worth it
Also took a look at the T3 German BB
>6 main cannons
Holy shit that looks fun
>>697042152
No mom.
>>697042288
Don't give me this attitude, young man, or I will ground your ass for the entire week!
>>697042170
Shut the fuck up, Saber! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy waifus. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' waifus and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... Waifus.. I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "elitism." He aNeanderthal, drunk faggot put a dick in his mouth and blew Kyouko all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my friend told me that. She said, "His gay lover blew his cock all over the wall." I thought it was gay at first, but now? I fucking hate it
>>697042168
Hmm alright I will check it out
>>697042561
dont ground shiro he is my best friend!
