Lets get a rekt thread going
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Lets get a rekt thread going
>>697012667
he also lands butt first on his pals head
>>697012999
Why you stupid cunt?
>>697013244
Okay? Getting punched for who knows how much longer<Getting squished by someone who stopped that shit from continuing. Chked.
Here goes to hope what happens to in the webm happens to OP as well.
>>697012667
>>697012667
Not a dupe you computer kike
>>697013330
He did it to prove he was hard for social media.
>>697013899
radioactivity: not even once
>>697014032
haha i get it
>pulp fiction
>>697013244
Maybe he doesn't want to help redshirt kid but just hates bully kid?
>>697012999
Checked
Also, I've seen this full video he did for like a music video or some shit.
>>697014115
Yeah cause shooting yourself is really great for your street cred. What's next, plastic surgery that gives wannabe gangstas fake bullet scars?
>>697012667
best thread on the website, always makes me kek so hard
>>697014985
Go back to 9gag, summerfag.
>>697014289
No gmc fa sho "i miss my nigga"
>>697014700
Jesus
>>697015123
>>697014700
lol that first train just turned him around enough so he could see his doom coming. Brutal.
A light-hearted rekt
>>697015825
What's up with these faglords who insist on constantly wearing hats that they literally pull down to the top of their eyelids?
>>697014985
Cue the "how can you sick fucks laugh at this shit?" pasta.
>>697016402
Beats me. Also I vote that anybody who wears a bro outfit should not be allowed to wear glasses, he looks like he's starring in a crappy movie where a fratboy accidentally gets hit by a brain-growing ray or something and turns into Nerdbro.
>>697012999
Nice trips
>>697016418
Like we haven't memorized that shit by now.
>>697016402
to hide an embarassing hair line
I approve though, the more uggos hide of their ugly faces the better for the rest of us,
>>697015825
any chance thats bf vs gf?
>>697015591
Well that's what you get for actively ignoring your cat telling you to fuck off
>>697017031
Memorized? As soon as I detect the pasta I skip the rest of that post. It could say nasty things about my mother or contain profecies and I would never know.
>>697017099
I sort of hope it is, at least I hope he didn't just do that to a random girl. Would make for a great newspaper headline though... "Nerdy Bro Guy Breaks Into Strangers' Houses, Slaps Their Ass, Pies Them, Laugs" continued on page three.
>>697017099
I'd guess siblings.
She looks too good to be dating some mongrel like him. And even if she did, no one would be stupid enough to pull a prank like that and expect to keep that hot gf.
>>697017318
Kek
>>697017148
Oo have the Turtles turned to the dark side? We're all fucked.
>>697017461
They dont fuck around
>>697017489
Seen this today already, any backstory to this?
>>697014700
Truck=rekt+train=rekt
>>697017603
Oh come on, hanging around with that ginger bitch all day? Tell me you wouldn't hit that if you were a 6 foot tall mutant killing machine.
>>697017489
wtf
>>697017510
Imagine being little Muhammed, standing there swinging your arms when suddenly you're scarred for life.
>>697017651
You kidding? Somebody actually posted the link to a newspaper article in the last thread.
Burned girl was taking smack to gasoline guy so he diceded to follow her into the dialysis centre and light her on fire. Happened in Albania apparently. Who could have guessed?
>>697017744
What are you replying to
You guys have a fucking lame ass rekt thread
I'm searching for a gif where a pornstar broke his penis. Someone got that?
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>697017832
Guy had argument with fellow dialysis patient, came back later and set him on fire.
Knobhead burned himself to death an the women in the room, the bloke he targeted lived.
>>697017983
Burned girl? That was a bloke he set on fire
>>697013244
He actually falls on his shoulder.
>>697017651
my guess the guy in the bed did something fucked up and that guy found him in the hospital
>>697017651
Two men got into an argument in an albanian dialysis ward. Other guy comes back later that day and video happens. The perpetrator and two women die. The guy being assaulted lives but is in critical condition. Useless nurse is unscathed.
>>697018124
Yeah my bad, apparently reading one thing and typing another doesn't work out.
>>697012667
that's very, very gay
>>697018283
>>697018218
>Useless nurse
Yeah why didn't he firebend that shit or pull a fire extinguisher out of his ass?
Nurses are pretty useless though.
>>697018450
Yeah not like I'd be a bigger hero than him though.
Still, I wish he could have dragged at least one old hag out of there.
>>697017489
At least they're already in a hospital.
>>697018529
Perfect, idiot got killed and nobody else got hurt, truck driver probably didn't even feel a thing.
>>697017651
Actually it happened because the burn victim stole the other guys lunch tray.
>>697018758
that bitch survived the crash
>>697018758
is this insurance fraud in the making?
>>697018081
MODS!MODS!
pls delete thissss
>>697018634
>Still, I wish he could have dragged at least one old hag out of there
With her blood pouring from the ragged wound where he ripped out the dialysis machine. Meh, probably still a better death than being burned alive. Maybe they should have installed sprinklers in their little third-world hospital.
>>697013330
He said it was for special FX for his rap video
>>697018011
fuck I am never going to China. First elevators and now this?? My irrational childhood fears made real? Fuck you, China
>>697018529
The kids school bags flying over the road.. damn
>>697017409
Source?
>>697018529
judging by the debris it was a stupid cunt driving.
>>697017409
what's the story to thrilling anime fight?
>>697018011
>>697018011
>>697012999
>>697013899
>>697014644
>>697014700
>>697015622
>>697016788
>>697016955
>>697017400
>>697017099
>>697017744
>>697018088
There are more gets than rekt in this bread m8
>>697019100
Family feud fighting over the junk pile. America.
>>697018889
Either that or somebody is very, very upset with their forehead.
>>697018970
kek
>>697014289
you fucking genius
>>697015284
What's that guy doing there?
He's not dead is he?
Pretentious edgy faggots and their "rekt" stuff. Cancer faggots ruin all.
Geez.....I wonder where gore threads gone too. ;)
>>697019255
"You want to ram with me" what is that even supposed to mean?
>>697018758
Hate to moralfag, but based on the little pink bag spinning after the crash there might've been kids involved. Fuck that driver.
>>697018758
Man Jackie Chans movies keep getting worse and worse.
>>697019357
busta rhymes break ya neck reference
>>697019184
I don't see any guns tho. Must be european
>>697018758
28 days later
>>697018933
rolling to tear a bit off
>>697019357
https://www.youtube com/watch?v=pbZ3y5h8ApA
>>697019435
Meh, at least it keeps the genepool nice and clean.
>>697014519
Yep the idiot thinks he can rap.
>>697018219
What'd this bitch do?
>>697017318
She's like the big sister, that I'm glad I never had.
>>697018081
>>697019698
Sean Bean?
>>697019683
It's from someplace in south america.
She was the GF of some small time gang member know for petty shit. That day however they killed someone, an elderly shopkeeper or cab driver i think.
They all ran away but she got caught.
>>697019683
didn't put the right ratio of mustard and mayo on her mans sandwich (not joking)
>>697017510
>mfw these third world countries out of hand
>>697014610
I saw this last night but that filename is great.
Good for you anon.
>>697017461
I have heard of flying squirrels
>>697012999
Dumb ass wetback.
>>697014604
thats acually a thing..
>>697014610
disabledception
>>697018219
WTF is wrong with people?
>>697018219
fuc
>>697017744
He took all the money outta that guy's neck.
>>697020272
She was a thief.
>>697014700
great name yo lil fag
>>697020204
sigh, of course it is.
>>697017331
Found the single kissless, virgin neckbeard
>>697017331
>no one would be stupid enough to pull a prank like that and expect to keep that hot gf.
ah the sweet smell of a virgin
>>697020364
oh well thats okay then
>>697012667
anyone got the full source? also story??
>>697020272
She stole a bobby pin.
>>697020272
>WTF is wrong with people?
Just a guess, but...their race? Shitskins do shit things...
>>697012999
Funniest part about all this is the stupid spic did it for likes on fb but still has a personal page that maxes at 5k friends. So it was really for nothing, he coulda had a page with 100k Likes but his own stupidity fuck him
>>697020405
I fuckin told you, don't leave the trap door open.
>>697013899
Hammerhead?
>>697018081
THE HORROR!
>>697017510
Lol dead sand nigger.
>>697019698
>sjw comeuppance
>>697020610
Paint the town red
>>697020562
>blames race rather than culture
Retard
>>697017489
>They're hooked to IVs
Hematomas for everyone!
>>697020604
At least now we don't have to feed cousin Hugo for at least a week.
>>697018933
I kek'd so hard
>>697020807
>blames culture when statistics show race
shiggydiggy
>>697018219
any backstory? whore?
>>697012999
should have just shot himself
>>697018219
looool the retard chink pouring more liquid and burning his fellow chinks too
>>697020807
Why not both?
>>697020909
Not IVs, rather shunts and central venous catheters. Try excessive bleeding instead of heematoma.
>>697017489
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horror-man-sets-entire-hospital-8499266
>>697021127
>heematoma
Haematoma ffs.
>>697017489
You can call me Ishmael
>>697021127
Ouch, that plus the fire. What a painful way to go.
>>697017318
>>697017099
>nerdbro
beta faggots....keep jerking it to anime, maybe one day you'll get a VR gf if mommy buys you a headset
>>697019698
punch so good the glasses went like a bullet
>>697019665
This was so satisfying
>>697017510
I like how the car just continues on his merry way.
>>697014610
Damn :/ I guess he never walks again
>>697021228
Two years ago we had a death in the hospital I work at when some idiot tried to smoke a cigarette while hooked up to an oxygen tank. At least he only killed himself. Must have been a blast for all the other patients who got their lungs smoked in addition to being in treatment for pulmonary problems in the first place though.
>>697021626
savage
>>697019864
The dude with glasses looks like H. John Benjamin
>>697019814
>Oh shit is that an open spot?!
>>697018945
LOL'D
>>697018011
>lame ass rekt thread
>post the same shit we've seen for weeks
>>697019814
Clean as fuck
>>697021879
>post the same shit we've seen for weeks
>doesn't contribute fuckall
>>697021360
Story?
>>697014610
they say he never walked again
>>697016402
that gif is at least 10 years old.
>>697021360
did he dieded??
>>697018828
He tried to have two potato. Hubris.
>>697022117
He's a stickman. His artist was so abusive that he drew him dead.
>>697017489
The CCTV footage has been released pretty fucking quickly. In my country it would never see the light of day.
>>697022217
Yes.
>>697022169
>Date of creation: 5/5/2010
Well, it's not exactly fresh, I'll give you that.
>>697022489
Oh man, what a horrible way to go.
can i have sauce with that?
>>697018011
China can't even make their own shit right..
>>697019814
>>697019814
This was genuinely funny.
>>697017489
>>697018218
>>697018450
>>697018634
>useless nurse
You fucks are retarded. Any healthcare worker is a million times more useful in one day than anything you will ever do. He didn't go near the fire because he's not stupid. Adding another burned body would not help the situation and who would get help if not him, everyone else is hooked to dialysis and literally cannot leave without bleeding out.
>>697022045
fake and homosexual
>>697018011
Worst part about this is that subtle action where you see the victim's head pop up twice, apparently each time the gears in the mechanics grab another length of her leg as she gets pulled into the Mutilator.
>>697019683
In sacatepequez Guatemala.... Her and two guys murdered an elderly taxi driver for not paying extortion. The people caught her and burned her... Died a few days later
>>697012999
Safety meeting! When shooting yourself make sure to wear pink ear plugs as shown by this brilliant thinker.
>>697022656
>>697022735
I second that
>>697022878
>Any healthcare worker is a million times more useful in one day than anything you will ever do.
Have you never been in a hospital or do you just decide reality based on feels instead of actual observations?
>>697022878
>Any healthcare worker is a million times more useful in one day than anything you will ever do.
Yes, any who actually do work, but all nurses do is sit around and bitch all day about how much work they have to do. Source: I'm a fucking doctor.
>>697019875
Guatemala... Central America. But the story is basically right
>>697022926
worst part about this is that none of the stupid bitches goes for the emergency stop button
>>697022528
Boom headshot
>>697023022
No sauce, sorry.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697022154
story?
>>697022045
Sweet fucking karma
>>697020272
>>697020364
>>697021079
This anon is mostly right: >>697019683
but IIRC it wasn't some shopkeeper or cab. They kidnapped a couple of kids and asked for ransom. Since they were poor as fuck they couldn't pay so they raped and killed the kids, so mob justice
>>697018081
How fucking dare you.
>>697023595
Let me guess your first time seeing this?
>>697020272
I wish I knew anon, I wish I knew...
>>697023595
>cardiac infraction
I'm sorry ma'am, but if you have one more heart attack we'll have to take away your license.
>>697023091
>>697023595
10/10 fake and gay
>>697023987
I'm really glad this is now posted twice in the thread.
>>697020610
Is he okay?
>>697018011
Waaait a min. Did those girls in the white t-shirts know the panels were going to fall down at the top?
They're just waiting there, purposefully not stepping on the tiles. Then only grab the kid and half ass grab the woman's arm like they're setting up for her to get dragged down. What the fuck China?
>>697018636
That's a dialysis center. Those are all outpatients.
>>697021404
what the fuck? why??
>>697024100
lovely
>>697020458
Kids fighting. Nothing special about that. Normal day in school. Atleast in my childhood
>>697023987
You're my hero, that might be my favourite gif ever.
>>697013899
wtf is this?
>>697020562
lol what did that guy think was going to happen
That is literally everyone in the south in the US
>>697024086
The second one is Webm, which is 100000% better than gifshit
>>697023397
worldstar banner kek
>>697017409
white power
>>697017489
Obamacare at its best.
>>697012999
I went to school with this fucktard.
>>697017489
The only effective cancer treatment
>>697012999
lol I went to school with this fucktard
>>697023091
Lol, doctors do nothing. All the school to not give a shit. Nurses on the other hand do all of the work. Who put in your iv? Who brought your medication? Who responds to your calls for help?
Source; I'm a nurse
>>697024507
Just the new sterilisation procedure after the ebola scare.
>>697017461
hah, classic
>>697024728
>I'm a nurse
Tits & timestamp or gtfo
>>697024375
Oh yes, the audio is what makes webm 100000% better.
>>697024621
>>697024700
So basically all of his class ended up on fourchan except the guy shooting himself in the face for street cred? Must have been a top-tier school.
>>697024728
You know the rules!
>>697024728
>Who put in your iv?
Me
>Who brought your medication?
Whichever nurse drew the short straw, hooray you're a glorified waitress now.
>Who responds to your calls for help?
Nobody, cause the nurse is busy whining.
>>697024789
>>697024955
Male nurse fucktards
>>697024576
>4576 ▶
>File: rav1469617824766.gif (989 KB, 146x264)
fake and gay
ill suck my own dick roll trips
>>697024728
Post your tits you useless whore
>>697014700
A bit overkill
>>697025035
>male nurse
Implying there is such a thing
>>697025034
The hospital you work at sounds poorly run. Besides the low quality nursing care, they keep a whiny bitch doctor like you on staff.
>>697024955
Those dubs fucking wasted on such autism.
>>697024953
story pls?
Was she allerrgic to something in that syringe or what?
>>697024953
kek, yep it happens. Knocked out my first patient on my last day of med school haha, that's why you want to patient to lie down. Usually it's the guys who faint though.
>>697020405
Hey!!what..no time for breaks!!we got cus..ok 15 m8nutes
>>697025069
Still a guy dingus
>>697025034
That's what a real hero looks like
>>697024953
when you nut but she keep sucking
>>697025303
Most likely she fainted due to a fear of needles and blood.
It's pretty common actually.
>>697025300
Oh irony
>>697025283
And of course wiping peoples asses fof a living means you are terribly qualified to judge things like that.
>>697025174
She's got a very feminine penis lol.
>>697023665
the plate couldn't cope with the fact he lost the custody of the child so he took revenge
isnt it obvious
>>697025477
Ironic pointing out my irony touche good sir you win this round.
Also check'd
>>697025477
lel it keeps getting better.
>>697020949
I like how completely eviscerated her face was when she stood up, then it cuts to her fighting again.
>>697025477
Kek
Well played you twat
>>697020949
Through Obama initiatives and special aid for minorities programs, it was decided cornrows was the winner. Whitey clearly had advantage and privalege.
>>697025332
>Hey!!what..no time for breaks!!we got cus..ok 15 m8nutes
>>697025303
She has a phobia of needles and fainted.
>>697025035
>male nurse
Faggot.
>>697025613
Save the babies
>>697014700
why are the barriers missing?
>>697025706
Nah, bald girl also gets a SJW bonus for being a lesbian cancer survivor.
>>697020405
Love how he slowly shuts it after the guy has fallen in.
>>697022656
was that shit sewn into her back or what? anyone know the story
>>697025914
Some places don't have barriers.
>>697024349
Japanese man got radioactively burned at a nuclear plant in Japan, they kept him alive for months in that state and did tests on him even though he was in excruciating pain and he himself/his family just wanted him to die
>>697022045
Real and homosexual.
>>697025995
looks like there was a ton of needles or something that were stuck into her.
>>697024100
holy shit, this is so good
>>697025995
well, sometimes when a daddy loves a mommy very much, he pierces needles through her skin, threads a rope through them and then rips them off before spraying her bleeding back with alcohol.
Justfetishstuff.jpg
>>697025642
You will be surprised how much a small cut above the eye will bleed surprised they kept that fight going with all that blood in her eyes.
>>697017510
Muslims dont understand traffic.
>>697022154
Jesus did not approve.
>>697018081
YOU MONSTER!
>>697017409
No massa, please no more massa!!!
>>697023595
This is what happens when freethought is encouraged. Rather than Mandatory Military service for the Federation!
Would you like to know more?
>>697026178
>surprised they kept that fight going with all that blood in her eyes.
You're saing that as if this was a real sports event and not some redneck chicks in a cage wailing on each other.
>>697026243
Seconded
>>697025283
Don't worry. This faggot isn't a doctor. Keep doing cool nurse stuff.
>>697024754
KEKERS.
>>697016012
lol got me
>>697019975
somehow white men are to blame for this kind of fucking behavior. Fuck off. That's a nigger. shoot those goddamn niggers when they continue to pose actual threats to hard working civilized people.
>>697026452
Only in death does duty end!
>>697024857
At least on for chang you're an anon.
>>697017318
that face she had slapping him is the look of pure hatred
>>697026469
It is it even say's so right on the fucking canvas UFC.
But I get it you think fighting competitively isn't sport that's a pretty ignorant way of looking at it.
>>697018529
It's brutal, but the driver should have seen the trucks queuing when shifting from left to the middle lane
>>697026471
>Keep doing cool nurse stuff.
And luckily he's got just the tampon that let's him do all the cool nurse stuff, even during "that time of the month".
>>697017331
kek,
>zero understanding about women.
>>697026606
Even in death, I still serve!
>>697026469
you know nothing of either girl or the sport. educate yourself before sharing your opinion.
>>697026452
I'm doing my part!
>>697026646
The death is those chicks fault. If I've an attacking dog, I take good care of keeping it away from the door while opening it to strangers.
>>697022045
Damn.
I bet she was pretty much his slave after that.
>>697024728
Nurses do half the work, doctors do the other half. In the end both of you are lazy ass slobs.
Source: I'm a hospital janitor.
>>697020610
whats up wtih the windows xp background?
>>697021404
That fanny pack
>he deserved it , ginger beta faggot.
>>697017409
Nice!
>>697026927
dis you, fag boi?
>>697022656
sauce?
>>697021907
>>697017331
thats a yt channel you autist
>>697022045
Fake as fuck
>>697019975
but he dindu nuffin, he a good boi
>>697026824
Nope.
>>697026818
Needs moar trump.
>>697026927
>Source: I'm a hospital janitor.
Keep up the good work. The first hospital janitor I ever "met" who can speak a language other than Czech or Romanian.
>>697026895
Even if the dog is not attacking dog, you should still keep it away from the door when answering it. The dog could be playful, start running to the stranger to play....the stranger being a fag, thinks the dog is charging, so he goes ATF on the dog.
>>697024728
Retard. Nurses do what they are told by DOCTEUR OVERLAARDS FAK U NIG
>>697012667
To be continued------>
>>697017489
From what country this video was from?
>>697023397
Worldstar hip hop
איזה אוטיסטים אתם
>>697027139
>Calls others autists for not knowing every single youtube channel.
>>697023902
>>697027098
That guy is pretty cool, so don't know how that is an insult. Sure I might mop floors and clean toilets, I make 17 an hour with full benefits, so fuck off spacenigger.
>>697017510
Tra-la-la, oh, it's broken. Time to get a new one.
>>697023595
TECHNICALLY SHE MURDERED HER MOM!
>>697026811
explain? wtf girl gives 0 fucks
>>697027468
Looks madey-uppey
>>697026646
one nigger dog less, good job mr policeman
>>697013899
Forgot sunblocker.
>>697024728
>Who put in your iv? Who brought your medication? Who responds to your calls for help?
None of those things require skill, talent, or knowledge beyond the ability to see a vein and stab it. You literally have a job on the intellectual level of being a habitual heroin user, and about as much empathy and intelligence as the average junkie to go along with it.
The fact that you compare yourselves to actual doctors is laughably obvious proof of your complete ignorance of medical care.
>>697020433
are you smelling yourself?
>>697016402
It was a big style in the 90s. its a testament to how old this gif is, and how young you are.
